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fervent trellis Oct 6, 2023, 12:56 PM

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August 21st 2028

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:04 PM

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My wife’s sleeping with the divorce lawyer

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:09 PM

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You deserve it

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:09 PM

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patent crow You deserve it

I’ll pop your tarts buddy, keep it up

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:10 PM

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😱

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:10 PM

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You saw the shit they announced at rec con?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:11 PM

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Nah I've been sleep

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:11 PM

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They announced the cryptids game

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Rooms 2.0

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And get this shit

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Custom cosmetics

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Aren’t you excited to see all the non moderated nsfw cosmetics?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:13 PM

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The unga bunga brand is gonna be stronger than ever

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:14 PM

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Bring the “frick da rule” shirt into the 3D era

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:14 PM

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Absolutely

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:15 PM

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You should make a bigger forehead

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:15 PM

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Then it might be as big as yours

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:16 PM

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You piece of shit

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I could’ve called you out on your forehead

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But I didn’t

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I showed mercy, and this is how you repay me?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:16 PM

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Absolutely

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Your big ass forehead be blinding me

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Shiny like a mirror

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:17 PM

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You look like that damn baby

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Goomba shaped head

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You don’t even got a forehead

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Whole fivehead looking ass

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:18 PM

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I should kill you

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:19 PM

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Nuh uh

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:19 PM

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I'm gonna sell you to infected

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:20 PM

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Oh so you’re business partners now?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:20 PM

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No

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:20 PM

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Oh right, you’re just regular partners

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Lovers even

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:20 PM

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Not that either

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:21 PM

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Little Unga Bunga has a crush

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:21 PM

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I'm killing you

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:21 PM

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Nuh uh

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:21 PM

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I'm on my way right now

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:22 PM

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You’ll never make it

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Everyone here knows that you Stan chief keef. We ready for you

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:23 PM

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I'm bringing him with me

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:23 PM

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Easier target

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:24 PM

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We gon blow new jersey up (bang, bang)

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:24 PM

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Grr

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Real grr moment

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:25 PM

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🫵

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🤓

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:25 PM

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I haven’t updated my phone so I can’t see the first emoji

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All I see is your face reveal

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:26 PM

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I'm bringing two chief keef now

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:26 PM

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Them buck ass squirrel teeth

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Chief Keef and Chief Teef bruh

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:26 PM

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Death

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:26 PM

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Bad juju be upon you

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:27 PM

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☹️

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:28 PM

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Enjoy your casserole

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:28 PM

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Thus can't be

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:29 PM

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Yes it can

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:30 PM

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☹️

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:31 PM

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Always so damn negative

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Cheer up will you?

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Turn that frown upside down

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:32 PM

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🫃

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:32 PM

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Can’t see that one either

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You new agers and your emojis

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No respect for tradition

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:33 PM

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No pregnant man emoji?

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:33 PM

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Ah thank god

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I’m safe from the lunacy

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:33 PM

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🤱

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:34 PM

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You ain’t no mother

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:34 PM

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Thank God that works

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:34 PM

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You know what?

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Even worse juju be upon you

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:36 PM

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😱☹️

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:37 PM

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Scaredy-cat

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Which also means you’re a furry

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:38 PM

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Ew absolutely not

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:39 PM

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No proof

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:40 PM

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👻

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🔪

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🎉

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👍

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:41 PM

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The fuck are these hieroglyphs supposed to mean?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:41 PM

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👅🔪✨👁️🙏

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:41 PM

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Ugh

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I don’t think I wanna know what that one means

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Yeah doofus

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:42 PM

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:(

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:42 PM

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Too many emojis

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:42 PM

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Can't believe this

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:43 PM

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Thank god for anti Unga Bunga policies

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:43 PM

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They hate the bunga

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:44 PM

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Rightfully so

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The should have a discord bot designed to throw eggs at you

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:45 PM

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I'll code one myself to egg you

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:47 PM

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Sorry but you can’t

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It’s not allowed

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:47 PM

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Why

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:48 PM

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It’s against the rules

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:48 PM

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Frick da rule

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:49 PM

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No fair!

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That’s like

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Cheating or some shit

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:49 PM

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It's completely fair

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:50 PM

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Nuh uh

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:50 PM

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Yep

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:50 PM

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Nope

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:51 PM

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💡

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:51 PM

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What’s your idea?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:51 PM

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To break the rule

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:52 PM

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I’m gonna place a curse upon you

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Bout to hex the shit outta you

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In honor of the Halloween season

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Hair loss upon you

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:53 PM

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I'll get my personal witch to save me

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:54 PM

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Creased jays upon you

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:54 PM

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patent crow I'll get my personal witch to save me

Who the hell your personal witch?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:54 PM

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Not important

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 1:55 PM

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I’m gonna make your ear grow hair as long as your head hair

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A pox upon ye

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Subscribing you to Nikodo Avocados onlyfans

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 1:57 PM

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Finally a good one

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:00 PM

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Ugh

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I’m telling on you

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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wow

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Yeah watch ya mouth mouse

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Kill her

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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We should

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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this ain’t fair

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Ay

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Ain’t no fucking cursing in here

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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how come you get it say it

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Better not hear one damn swear

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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this some bullshit

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:03 PM

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Death

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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unga was donating his balls to kindergarten classrooms

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kill him

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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No?

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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yes??

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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She going crazy

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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Can’t believe this

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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really

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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Losing their mind

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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How could you Unga?

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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exactly

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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I'm killing both of you

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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why would you do that

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:04 PM

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Quite rude to be honest

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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You now second and third on my kill list

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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Who’s the first?

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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Secret

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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this is so mean

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i’ve never done anything wrong

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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patent crow Secret

Only secret you got is that you don’t shower

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:05 PM

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i’ve always been so kind to you

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finally someone had to say it

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he stink

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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I shower daily unlike mouse

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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i shower every day tho

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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No

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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your definition of daily is once a month

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my definition of daily is actually every day

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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Ew no

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:06 PM

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He be walking around with a stink cloud

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😶‍🌫️

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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that's definitely mouse

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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he got flies

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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patent crow that's definitely mouse

you stuttering??

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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Damn

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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Never happened

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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He stuttering in his texts now

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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i took a screenshot

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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Wasn't me

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:07 PM

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i already know your ways

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you be deleting shit

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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No?

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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you edited it

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same difference

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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Nah

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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yuh

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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I could never edit anything

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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You going crazy

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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That’s like

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Lying

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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exactly

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:08 PM

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Murder

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:09 PM

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You seem tense Unga

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You need to relax more

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:09 PM

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exactly

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:10 PM

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🔪

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:10 PM

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It’s probably because he’s nervous about asking out infected

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:10 PM

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i don’t condone violence

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that’s definitely it

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that’s so cute

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:11 PM

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Right?

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Damn he didn’t even deny it

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:14 PM

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exactly

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he been caught

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:17 PM

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This startling new evidence that’s been brought to light, will confirm the K-I-S-S-I-N-G allegations

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:17 PM

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him and infected were in the tree!!

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:18 PM

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Case closed

frozen tundra Oct 6, 2023, 2:18 PM

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we did it

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:19 PM

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Finally, we have closure

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:35 PM

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Murder

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:38 PM

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How come whenever I ask you to beat the shit outta someone with me, it’s always “Oh I’m a pacifist!”

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But now you all about the murder

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 2:46 PM

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I've changed my ways

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 2:48 PM

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Finally

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So you’ll help me jump mfs from now on?

pliant glade Oct 6, 2023, 3:12 PM

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plucky geyser My wife’s sleeping with the divorce lawyer

same

patent crow Oct 6, 2023, 3:16 PM

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No

plucky geyser Oct 6, 2023, 3:37 PM

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patent crow No

Bastard

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