#RRFC CAPTAINS NEEDED
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I’m already a pirate captain, I don’t need to kick a pigskin
When is the great hard hat overthrowing the government? It’s been so long I’ve forgotten
I’m ashamed to say that the revolution is on hold indefinitely, until I can find a way to deal with the IRS
I build a doomsday laser, they tax the shit out of me, now I can’t afford power cells to make it fire
I build a secret base in a volcano on a deserted island, they reposes my friggen boat