does Dave Of Many Names Live in the Community help and rec room Chatter?

[toxic nimbus]

He’s everywhere at Once

[unkempt bone]

Idk

[tacit shale]

Dave was once a career mountain man, and Viking who ran into trouble with law after successfully stealing Mount Everest from its original location in Tennessee. Fearful that no jail cell would be able to contain him, the judge sentenced him to community service which he serves through this discord server. After a brief romantic fling with coach, Dave eventually met his wife, Jane Of 4 Names, and became a world renowned chainsaw rocket scientist and folk singer

[toxic nimbus]

Jesus

[subtle shadow]

How did you know???

Ever since I put Mt Everest in the Himalayas though, it has became pretty popular. When it was in TN, no one was ever climbing it.

[tacit shale]

Years of dedicated stalking and research

[subtle shadow]

Guess you missed out on the news with Jane of 4 names, I haven't talked about her much, but she went and found a 5th name and left me and the kids for a new life. My son, Dave of 3 names, is going on a new adventure to find her somewhere in Kentucky.

[pale raft]

I'm sorry for your lost.

[subtle shadow]

Meh, life is so much quitter and simpler without her. No one telling me to come to bed or moaning about me sleeping all day when I'm playing video games at 7am.