Should we ban all teleporters?

[steep thicket]

[acoustic sonnet]

Wait wha-

[steep thicket]

Camellia likes our hands

[acoustic sonnet]

yeah

[open geode]

What does green name mean

[steep thicket]

Your new to the server

[open geode]

Yes

[steep thicket]

i meant it means your new to the server and most people dont know the right thing to say, so they say something stupid

[open geode]

Roger

[proper talon]

I HATE TELEPORTING

[stuck pier]

I’m a teleporter but I don’t play paintball

[steep thicket]

(Sniff) thank you for the compliment

[steep thicket]

This is just for general pvp

[stuck pier]

Yeah, I don’t play pvps

I MAKE pvps

[steep thicket]

Ok and…

[steep thicket]

Why do you use hacks for if you dont do it for pvp

[stuck pier]

Bro what 💀💀

[steep thicket]

Not a true hacker

Wannabe

[stuck pier]

?

[steep thicket]

Just play along dude

[stuck pier]

Oooooh

[steep thicket]

Ok thats a little too far

[stuck pier]

No, I’m being the average pvp player

[steep thicket]

True

You forgot the other f word, the b,c,d,a,s,etc word

[stuck pier]

Oh yea sorry

[steep thicket]

Lol

[stuck pier]

I sent friend request to you

[deep stream]

so true this happened to me so i got frustrated and just bought new controllers

[steep thicket]

Bro went back to the past

[edgy geode]

teleporters are JR.s

[steep thicket]

This statement does not compute

[keen mason]

yeah just ban them all but i wonder where they found their teleport hacks i mean the software for this has to be really popular

[steep thicket]

Its funded by the government. They put the super elite hackers out in video games. Rec Room is the most popular for these hackers, their in every game yet you never see them. Only a couple of games have visible government hackers.

[topaz sun]

teleporting is for furries and femboys

[vestal carbon]

i’m not a teleporter though

[steep thicket]

Walking is for nerds

[iron zenith]

Cute coming from a bat influence.

[iron zenith]

e

[solar trench]

what's wrong with bats

teleporting is literally hacking

[iron zenith]

Dad joke, "don't take it seriously."

[solar trench]

blah blah

[iron zenith]

I didn't ask to see what you looked like.

[solar trench]

ohh you killed them with that one gramps!

[iron zenith]

Who?

[solar trench]

you

[iron zenith]

asked

gn

[solar trench]

at first i thought that you was probably an adult, but now I know you're a kid

don't feel like trolling kids online right now

[iron zenith]

If you call that trolling, I'd never be a gramps.

Just wanted to put that out there son.

[solar trench]

ok?

not really sure what you trying to prove here, but atleast im livin rent free in ya head

[iron zenith]

You're not very bright, but goodnight. 💀

[solar trench]

going back to edit your message and emoji reactions

living rentfree

[heavy depot]

• someone who forgot thy jokes exist

“thy” indeed

[faint fable]

Do not lock this channel

Someone keeps locking it

Do not silence the satirical thread

[sour shale]

I believe the non-bait question shall be
Should we ban OVR-ers?

[steep thicket]

ITS BACK

WE ARE BACK BABY

[chilly frigate]

ban ban ban

nowwwwww

[steep thicket]

my man went through everything to get this back up

THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLLLS EVERYTHI-

[proper hinge]

Ok 1.Teleporters are sometimes easy to kill if they aren't paying attention and 2. During a paintball fight they are SO annoying so yes please.

[vestal carbon]

teleporting is hacking

[solar trench]

they are just hacking

[iron zenith]

Master clickbait.

And boy, are people taking everything seriously here. cough

Got locked twice for shitting on teleporters and apparently each other.

[iron zenith]

Yeah, that's an average teleporter.

[steep thicket]

maybe

[steep thicket]

Sandvich

[vestal carbon]

i’m not a teleporter though

[chilly frigate]

TeLEpOrTeRs R hAcKeRs

[iron zenith]

No, but the bat who sent that is.

[solar trench]

still on meat

[iron zenith]

Dude how many do you have?

[solar trench]

im actually just in the back of your mind

[iron zenith]

No pause for a second.

How many do you have of those?

[solar trench]

alot

[faint fable]

Funko you are gonna get this discussion locked again 😭

[iron zenith]

Yeahh um

[solar trench]

noo

[iron zenith]

This is nasty-

[solar trench]

how?

[iron zenith]

Teleporter lore.

[iron zenith]

I'm not gonna answer that question.

YOU cut it out before you get this place locked up again.

[vestal carbon]

no i am

[iron zenith]

... Sooo you teleport?

[vestal carbon]

no

[solar trench]

dawg are you actually serious

[iron zenith]

Why do you have so many??

[solar trench]

because they're cute

why am i supposed to post anime amv edits to fit your style

[vestal carbon]

and awesome

[steep thicket]

Who called me

[vestal carbon]

it’s cute and awesome

[solar trench]

agreed

[heavy depot]

ok

[iron zenith]

That's not the point, I'm trying to stay on topic.

[steep thicket]

Who said my name

[solar trench]

ok, teleporters are hackers

shrimple as that

[iron zenith]

I don't think anyone did.

[steep thicket]

Someone said awesome

[solar trench]

here's proof

[steep thicket]

Yes we do hack

[heavy depot]

throw em in the cell

[iron zenith]

Do you hack?

[steep thicket]

But im can hack out of the cell

[solar trench]

I'm a normal walker, not a hacker

[iron zenith]

Oh.

[steep thicket]

Lol

The only one who probably has teleported is me

I was a teleporter

But gnight everyone

[faint fable]

I think this is the 2nd largest thread, 3k messages W

[steep thicket]

LGBTQ has the most with 4000 and almost 5000

We must beat them

Sore over every other thread

[heavy depot]

idk #1089395751748108318 might surpass this thread one day

[steep thicket]

No

[faint fable]

I think staying second place is far better, we are more of a target if we are first

[steep thicket]

Sure

But then we got more power

Also we got shutdown several times

So thats even more impressive

Hey at least i got the 2000 and 3000 message

And i think the 1500 too

Idk about the 1500

But ik i had the 2000 and 3000

[stray cosmos]

Huh 🗿

[steep thicket]

RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

[stray cosmos]

“Buildin’ a Sentry”

[iron zenith]

This alone had me rolling on the floor like how-

How mad do you have to be at a child to get banned in front of your own son? 💀

[stray cosmos]

Dad mad

[heavy depot]

I don’t even know bro💀

[stray cosmos]

Speaking of this engi players got hax too

[steep thicket]

POOTIS HERE

[stray cosmos]

No

[steep thicket]

Nah me sniper got some hax

Or just be Vorobey

[iron zenith]

He probably got mad at a teleporter.

[stray cosmos]

Average person defending tp by saying it’s not haxing (they’re wrong)

[steep thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849750633967910942/1072617678025543871/2862A61B-0375-44DC-BB6F-8654C37B9B00.gif

I COULDVE USED GIFS THE WHOLE TIME

[brave ferry]

no don't

[steep thicket]

What?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849750633967910942/1072617678025543871/2862A61B-0375-44DC-BB6F-8654C37B9B00.gif

This works

[celest osprey]

teleport only locomotion i use. why because good. in pvp its ok

[pine latch]

Hacker

[celest osprey]

pretty much hacking

just like walk mode

ur just teleporting in very tiny bits to make it look like you walk

[pine latch]

Best hacker is @steep thicket

[celest osprey]

k

[pine latch]

I only hack if I need to

[celest osprey]

i use mainly for crimson and golden and isle of the lost hacks

and in some pvps

[steep thicket]

Good mornin

[celest osprey]

good morning

[somber glacier]

Now this has GOTTA be bait. Don’t feed the trolls, guys.

[fresh blade]

THE MOE-EYE IS A SPY!

[steep thicket]

THERES A RED SPY IN THE BASE

[crisp sleet]

We should ban all the walk players tbh

All they do is spam jump

[open geode]

Indeed, let's keep working fellas

[faint fable]

Ban all

[steep thicket]

Lets ban movement

No you know what

Lets ban people

[finite reef]

no it's hacking

teleporting is hacking

[vernal marten]

Teleport is not a hack if it is officially in the game

[heavy depot]

ok sure

[steep thicket]

Clueless

[vernal marten]

Convinced me.

[sage merlin]

Same

[faint fable]

It’s real

[stray cosmos]

They think it’s a joke but it’s real and we’re definitely not crazy 😀💯

[steep thicket]

teleport bad!!1!1!

[steep thicket]

The government is definitely real

[somber glacier]

Sounds like something the goverment would say to trick us!

[mossy turret]

💯

[steep thicket]

The government listens to us all

[ornate cosmos]

true

[stray cosmos]

that statement destroys itself

allow me to demonstrate 🤓

1.awesome admits the government is real

2.Red says that sounds like something the government might be saying that to trick us implying that the government might not be real

May I inquire if the government is not real how is it tricking us to believe its real?

[steep thicket]

true

[stray cosmos]

indeed 🤓

[somber glacier]

Got me there.

[stray cosmos]

Real

[steep thicket]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen lol

We all clearly know both locomotion options such as Walk & Teleport are both cheating. We should ban every single way of locomotion and introduce a new way in moving. We'll call it Real Life Locomotion. Every single person cannot move in game and must move physically in real life in order to move in the game.

[stray cosmos]

Too far 😔

[celest osprey]

true my wire will disconnect if i turn how am i gonna move

[steep thicket]

The smartest man in this thread

[stray cosmos]

Cap

tain America

[open geode]

Guys add climb locomotion, you use Choo Choo trains to fly on the Floor

[faint fable]

Yes climb floor

[somber glacier]

Add arm locomotion. You swing your arms to move.

[steep thicket]

Stride gameplay

[somber glacier]

What about jump locomotion? Every time you jump you take a step forward.

[iron zenith]

Hmm yes, the floor is made of floor.

[faint fable]

Strand

[stray cosmos]

If people ask me who’s worse between teleporters or land sharks Ima say teleporters

[steep thicket]

At least we can shoot

[faint fable]

Sharknado

[open geode]

Teleporticane

[steep thicket]

Teleportacion

.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. / - .... .. ... --..-- / -- .- -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --. ..- .-.. .-.. .. -... .-.. . .-.-.- / .- .-.. ... --- / .... .- .--. .--. -.-- / .- .--. .-. .. .-.. / ..-. --- --- .-.. ...

[faint fable]

Yes

[peak quarry]

Yes

[open geode]

Guys teleporter hurricane, teleporticane

[steep thicket]

Welp i guess tp wont be a thing in paintball anymore

[wide jewel]

Bruh lol

Interesting thread we have here

[steep thicket]

Welcome, your finally awake

[near needle]

@split ibex die.

[wide jewel]

Lol ye

[stray cosmos]

lOL no

[cloud marlin]

ban rec room when

[steep thicket]

Tomorrow

[cloud marlin]

lets go

[stray cosmos]

Ban awesome boy from this server when?

[faint fable]

Today

[steep thicket]

No

Ban TopHat when

[stray cosmos]

Never

I am inevitable

[steep thicket]

I am inedible

[faint fable]

I am edible

[steep thicket]

I am ed

[oak delta]

You're just mad you're a screeny!

[steep thicket]

?

[pine latch]

Clueless

[oak delta]

You're mad, you don't have VR so you can't teleport, YOU'RE A SCREENY.

[faint fable]

Can’t defend teleporting

[cloud marlin]

defending it is punishable by ban real

[steep thicket]

Uhm… im confussled

[open geode]

Replace oil wit teleporters

[oak delta]

You're mad because only VR players can teleport, you're not one of them!

[steep thicket]

Im the only teleporter in here

[oak delta]

Why did you make a forum for this?

[steep thicket]

I didnt

Pegwin did

[oak delta]

What did teleport do to him?

[steep thicket]

idk

[faint fable]

Teleporting hate club

[faint fable]

Best club

[pure lance]

That's what I'm saying

Yk instead of banning teleporters and being mad maybe we should actually learn how to use teleport good or actually learn how to predict or move fast like them

Because the only time they are dangerous is when they far away and there hard to hit teleportering around

The land shark people are just trash lmao

[proper talon]

Nah they just need to get good at walking and stop HACKING

[finite reef]

THEY ARE HACKERS STOP IT!!!!!!!!

[steep thicket]

Clueless

[stray cosmos]

“Watch your tongue boy”

Ima just start using this everywhere

[steep thicket]

Imma steal that

[fading flower]

Average chat of kid getting killed by vr player,it’s not cheeting if the game allowed it

[finite reef]

No it's hacking wdym
Why u supporting hackers.

[fading flower]

Shush you’re 9 yo mouth

[fading flower]

The game allow it

It’s literally in the settings option

[quiet pumice]

I think instead of straight-up banning people for their comfort settings, we should have an option to only play with non-teleporters.

[steep thicket]

Clueless

[steep thicket]

Green name moment

[fading flower]

9yo kid getting destroyed by teleporters moments

[steep thicket]

I am the teleporter

[fading flower]

Well why do you want them to get ban

[steep thicket]

Who said i wanted that

Ive never said i wanted teleporters banned

[fading flower]

So you are for teleporters or not

[steep thicket]

I am the government

We have created teleporting

[fading flower]

You are a 9yo kid

[steep thicket]

Lmao

You dont get it

[quiet pumice]

it’s not my fault i’m new here

[steep thicket]

A bunch of jokes made on this thread

So you wont get them

[finite reef]

Explain this!!!!

[faint fable]

Goodbye teleport hate club, you were good while it lasted