#general-media

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waxen tulip
pearl linden
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I'm not the scammer. I'm trying to warn people.

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You know what? There! Deleted.
No good deed goes unpunished.

round parcel
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i literally stood up for you

tranquil quarry
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El tantrum innit

solid warren
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um is there anyone that could possably be a mommy figure in vrchat please dm me

jovial marsh
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You don't have to send in multiple channels the same message by the way

solid warren
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ok sorry

tranquil quarry
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El spam innit

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Also harold

chrome turtle
lusty spruce
lusty spruce
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it's okay

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just move it there and it's gonna be okay AA_Pats

knotty idol
lusty spruce
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femboy Chicky

knotty idol
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I'm not a femboy!

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Also

desert obsidian
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Why not?

brazen basalt
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i have a better question

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where are my nachos, pea

lusty spruce
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I stole em from your mum

brazen basalt
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she doesnt make nachos, pea

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or anything

knotty idol
desert obsidian
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How? they are the best

round parcel
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im gonna say it

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femboys are overrated

stuck crest
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adorable pea as always

lusty spruce
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oh shush you Foon

desert obsidian
lusty spruce
round parcel
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ehhh depends on the femboy

stuck crest
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nachos are good

round parcel
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i dont fuck w the whole thigh highs and maid outfits kind of femboy

jovial marsh
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Wow my post got deleted in a nanosecond 😂 that was impressive

desert obsidian
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Yes but when you find the correct one still hot

desert obsidian
knotty idol
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Hmm

brazen basalt
lusty spruce
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first we delete the memes then we delete you

jovial marsh
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I’ve only been active here for like 2 days my bad

brazen basalt
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Months. You joined this server in April.

desert obsidian
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Bruh it’s common sense

knotty idol
jovial marsh
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Again I’ve only been active here for a couple days I forgot that no memes were allowed my.. bad

brazen basalt
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also

knotty idol
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Tsk tsk

brazen basalt
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pea smells

desert obsidian
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But common sense. It’s normal for there to be dedicated chats for shit posting how does one forget that

round parcel
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there isnt one tho

pseudo jetty
brazen basalt
desert obsidian
jovial marsh
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Suck up

desert obsidian
jovial marsh
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@desert obsidian just trying to have fun relax mate

brazen basalt
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Mate, it's not a social game. I'm letting you know a channel rule, it's been said, that's all this is.

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Nothing more to read into it. Very direct, very literal. 😄

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If someone's in trouble, they will know. Until then, 🤷

pseudo jetty
lusty spruce
brisk pewter
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Hi sache hi paci hi pea

brazen basalt
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all i know is, it is time for moar pickle

round parcel
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damn, forgotten

brisk pewter
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I want pickle

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Share

brazen basalt
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cant, they just got put up

stuck crest
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pickles from hamburgers yes?

brazen basalt
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o_O

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  1. ew
  2. no
brisk pewter
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Not like that share

stuck crest
pseudo jetty
brisk pewter
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Bozo

brazen basalt
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this batch is serrano and garlic, mainly

pseudo jetty
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Ooo nice

desert obsidian
brisk pewter
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I want food now frick

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I'm getting food

pseudo jetty
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Have not had garlic pickles in a whiiiile

brazen basalt
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they good

brisk pewter
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I don't think I've had those before

pseudo jetty
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Yeee

knotty idol
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Whaa

pseudo jetty
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I also like salt ones

knotty idol
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Salt... pickles?

brisk pewter
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Pickled onions are god tier

pseudo jetty
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But too much of them is bad for stomach

brazen basalt
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paci are u saying eating 50kg of salt in 5 minutes is bad

pseudo jetty
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Yeah theres many types of picklesss

brisk pewter
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Pickle poptart

pseudo jetty
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Now I want a bucket of pickles again

brisk pewter
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Fuck them it's worth the bad breath

brazen basalt
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why am i gonna care if ppl around me dont like garlic

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i dont like people. if it makes them leave, good

pseudo jetty
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Imma ask my fam to buy pickles

brazen basalt
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doo eet paci

brisk pewter
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If you don't like garlic I don't want to be around you either

brazen basalt
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and i care because....

brisk pewter
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I have pickles but I can't open the jaaaar

tiny kite
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Garlic smells fkn amazing

pseudo jetty
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Bruh I have been to the spree forest, thats pickle central itsamazing

brisk pewter
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Someone give me jar opening strats

pseudo jetty
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you can get a canoe/boat ride on the river system and then they take a stop at a pickle drive-in om the small canoe or whatever its godly

gray mirage
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

brazen basalt
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garlic really only needs one thing

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more garlic

pseudo jetty
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garlic and onion toast

brazen basalt
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lost me in the second half, paci

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smdh

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makin toast out of onions

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sadge

pseudo jetty
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with tomato?

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you make toast, rub garlic onto surface, put some tomato and onion, a bit of salt n pepper

chrome turtle
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tomota?

pseudo jetty
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really nice

chrome turtle
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tomota

brazen basalt
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sounds sus

lusty spruce
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garlic butter on a bread

chrome turtle
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pea

lusty spruce
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nice and crisp baguette

chrome turtle
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that's kinda sus bro

lusty spruce
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Dain shudup

brazen basalt
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alright fine, here's a secret family recipe

chrome turtle
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cobruhvr that a lik sussy my guy

brazen basalt
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  1. make or buy baguette, preferably with a minimum length of 1m/3ft
  2. cut baguette longways, down the entire length
  3. scoop out all that disgusting poofy pale whitish stuff in the crust
  4. replace with garlic filling
balmy lion
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So... a long john bread bowl. KEK

empty gust
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what are the ingredients of garlic filling
is it just minced garlic, the whole way through

brazen basalt
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the ingredients are,

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garlic

empty gust
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that might be a lethal amount of garlic

brazen basalt
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who said anything about mincing

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throw the whole bulb in there

empty gust
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the vampire killer

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..or the "most things" killer

chrome turtle
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mince deez

brazen basalt
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turns out garlic is pretty useful for tooth pain 😄

knotty idol
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Gib me somehugWant

silver geyser
knotty idol
jovial marsh
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🤢

brazen basalt
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hot and ready...what

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this sounds lewd

empty gust
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ur m-

jovial marsh
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🤮

empty gust
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little caesars sure is..pizza

brazen basalt
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people actually eat there? huh

empty gust
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of all the pizzas I've had, little caesars sure sells some

brazen basalt
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always figured little caesars a front for something. pizzas were cardboard props and all that.

jovial marsh
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I’ve heard little Cesar’s melts their cheese with shit stains

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And shredded light bulbs

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Fast to end your life 🤣

lusty spruce
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it's hot and ready

is it good?

I said it is hot and it is ready

empty gust
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human food

jovial marsh
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Graveyard food

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Alright I really need some sleep haha

lusty spruce
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Windows is telling me to relax while they do "couple magic tricks"

empty gust
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what is it with Windows 10 and the creepy update messages

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"leave everything to us c:"
:shudders:

lusty spruce
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I'm reinstalling

empty gust
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I remember an update that had a "your files are exactly where you left them" message

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ransomwary as hecc

lusty spruce
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Well companies want to be "cewl ChillBar_cool"

chrome turtle
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windows 11 be like: I got this uwu

vale niche
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windowos 11

lusty spruce
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I'm going back from 11 to 10 actually

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Spent too much time on it

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Oh god it looks terrible

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Now I need to reinstall everything

empty gust
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wewe updwating ur compootur :3c

lusty spruce
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And o love how they go "oh noo don't install chrome! Edge is so much better! It's just like chrome but better!"

empty gust
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I don't use Edge out of spite, with how hard they push for it

round parcel
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papa johns >

stuck crest
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pizza hut is more lit than little ceasers, but dominos beats both

round parcel
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dominos is straight ass

vale niche
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and now I'm hungry

empty gust
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for chain pizza stores, I like pizza hut more

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maybe I just have a good 'hut nearby

round parcel
stuck crest
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i got dominos earlier and their crust pizza are soft, i forgot what its called

round parcel
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cause i have 19 avatars to show off

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huh

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sadge

silver geyser
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pizza hut got the best pizza

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papa johns is like taco bell, going straight to the bathroom

balmy lion
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Pizza Hut can get a little too greasy for my liking.

silver geyser
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that is fair, also had me run to the br. but in terms of quality, I think pizza hut is the best

round parcel
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papa johns outpizzas the hut

silver geyser
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L

empty gust
stuck crest
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hence why dominos is the best

balmy lion
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Ladies. sansgrin

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I love how you were the only one to actually respond.

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(granted, the others were mute but still)

stuck crest
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mute? you muted zuvali?

balmy lion
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Nooooo.

empty gust
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vrcCatThink does that cancel out

balmy lion
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I mean earlier during the party.

stuck crest
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ah yes

empty gust
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mute the ingame mute and I just get immensely loud

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(constant error beep)

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pizza hut is superior because they made a cheeseburger crust once

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which is a crime against both pizza and burgs

stuck crest
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is it illegal tho

empty gust
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it should be

stuck crest
silver geyser
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i kinda want to try that cheeseburger crust

signal steppe
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Deadass my mom gave me and enitre speech

stuck crest
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if you are underage, you should listen to her

signal steppe
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Something about im your best friend i hate that i found out u had a girlfriend (now broken up) by going threw your phone

blazing surge
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mama

signal steppe
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U can tell me anything basically that

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Whole time im like this is embarrassing please

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She kept repeating im your best friend

silver geyser
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she go through your phone? bruh why are you on discord

signal steppe
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She dosent go threw my phone

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I just have this thing even tho i dont do nothing wrong i still pht my phone away when there around for no aperent reason

signal steppe
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But tbh she is right

silver geyser
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their* and through*

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apparent* but something like relationships, I guess you can talk to her bout it

signal steppe
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Yea ur right

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Im just to embarrassed to

silver geyser
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it is part of life

sick bloom
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Uh oh

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Ferrari engine died and caught fire

gloomy jackal
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Relatable

inner flower
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At least it didn't burn to death

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Too gruesome

bronze anchor
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F1 cars are extremely safe compared to a few years ago so the odds of that happening are small

lusty spruce
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yeah even last year a car split in half and the driver was only a little bit burnt

nimble apex
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Nascar is more fun smh

fallow osprey
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If you need a little insight into things like this, I can recommend this channel.

fast pelican
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13:37 is the best time of day

balmy lion
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24-hour time is for nerds.

sick bloom
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24 hour time based

gloomy jackal
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Jokes on you I can't comprehend time todd

tiny kite
balmy lion
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Also nerds.

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Technically.

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Just in the physical sense.

ionic lynx
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Korea bbq do be yum yum

silver geyser
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where the soju at though?

ionic lynx
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Didnt get any

limpid tinsel
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e

snow knot
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Apparently my friends decided to not come pick me up today because I wanted to sleep an extra 30 minutes and then get up. So now I am at home doing whatever the hell I want while they could have just waited an extra 30 minutes when I waited 30 minutes to an hour for one of them to get ready. But no it's okay I'm used to being ditched

sick bloom
limpid tinsel
sick bloom
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Preganenenant

limpid tinsel
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eeee

sick bloom
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I had to I'm sorry

vale niche
snow knot
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I find it strange that everyone has gotten covid but me.

bronze anchor
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Odds are you still got it once but just where barely impacted by it
Unless you did full isolation and ect

signal steppe
ionic lynx
limpid tinsel
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this is my first time

snow knot
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I got shingles of all things at 29

bronze anchor
sick bloom
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No its a swimsuit

limpid tinsel
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what

sick bloom
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You can read

limpid tinsel
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can i?

cinder gyro
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Hey maybe

plush owl
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my tummy hurt

ionic lynx
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Same

sick bloom
snow knot
snow knot
plush owl
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it not that more like idk crampy but like idk pain

undone sorrel
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woah jumpscare

fiery meadow
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idk how you can even attempt to twist this to make it their fault

snow knot
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It is their fault when they said they were going to pick me up and I said, "OK let me know, I'm going to sleep right up to the last 30 minutes to get everything done" and then instead they drive somewhere else and I suggested the mall to get food, but then I can't get ahold of them for almost an hour and they said, "Oh where here [50 minutes away location]" I was honest more upset at them for doing that to me. I don't do that shit to people. The guy has a shitty car and has a bit of money and sees ne reason to get it fixed.

Then he drives so god damn slow. 55 in a 70 Seriously? Who does that?

silver geyser
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get new friends I guess

fiery meadow
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you cannot be over the age of 15

fallow osprey
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||he's safe, I got him down myself.
Knows how to get on but not how to get off.||

fast pelican
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I like to eat hot dogs every day because yes

granite fable
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Thank you joker persona 5

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Wait so like, what does them having a bad car have to do with you sleeping in?

fast pelican
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They say don't feed the trolls, but sometimes I just want to feed them until they explode.

worldly vessel
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@tame temple Please use the appropriate channels.
This is not a VRChat channel. Best place for you would be -> #user-support-old

hot plume
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@sick bloom

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Oh my god

sick bloom
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Hi

hot plume
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Schumacher placed 6th

sick bloom
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Mhm

hot plume
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Kmag 8th

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Sorry to ping you haha

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I'm just happy about the results

sick bloom
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Points finish for both haas pog

hot plume
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Also, rip Sainz's power unit

sick bloom
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Spicy

wheat wing
stuck crest
knotty idol
fast pelican
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An AI told me that birds can't fly

plucky orbit
knotty idol
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they're just changing between creative and survival mode

plucky orbit
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How come i can shoot them outa the sky then

knotty idol
tiny kite
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Birds don't fly, they swim.

plucky orbit
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Quack

primal shoal
tiny kite
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Exactly. Air is just like moving through water just at a different density

primal shoal
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Water is a birds air - white Obama

tiny kite
plucky orbit
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Theres water in the air yes? We could all swim in the air then

tiny kite
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Except ur mom. She's too dense.

knotty idol
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Whaaa

plucky orbit
snow knot
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I'm sad

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the creator of yugioh passed away :(

plucky orbit
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Of what

fast pelican
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Cirno flying around chasing a drone like a cat chasing a red dot

jovial marsh
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Careful with those red dot 🔴 toys. I had an automatic one on today and it hits sights one me. I ended up being tackled by my cat 🤣🤣

fast pelican
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Almost choked on my laughter

plucky orbit
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What

jovial marsh
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And his name is also AstroGrade

round parcel
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can you dont

tiny kite
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<@&397642795457970181>

tame bough
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ok cool

jovial marsh
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It not a message report it’s a general report

jovial marsh
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Oh

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Sorry

normal girder
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its ok i forgive you

fast pelican
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i entered a hololive server and said something really random and almost got banned. I guess its easy to tick off mods on large servers if you're new

round parcel
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its probably cause theres so many trolls that theyre kinda forced to have that disposition

tranquil quarry
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How do you know you almost got banned

fast pelican
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Well not almost but they weren't coming off as being too happy with me

fast pelican
balmy lion
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Wait, what?

fast pelican
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Uninstalled imgur app and it works now

balmy lion
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Interesting.

fast pelican
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Said something about imgur emerald ot something

balmy lion
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Oh, yeah. That bullshit.

fast pelican
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Ingur promised to never delete inactive images but then they started doing it too. Same for accounts

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That site needs a replacement IMO

lusty spruce
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Your own image host kek

balmy lion
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I kinda have that. KEK

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It works pretty well, too.

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Granted, I ain't got much of a frontend since I use an app to upload shit but it works.

tame bough
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who wants to help me build a server

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???

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ass hole

balmy lion
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...

tranquil quarry
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Watvrpill

remote wedge
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Quite the entrance

signal steppe
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Can i dm someone? Im mad

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Please dont bann me vrchat

stuck crest
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sometimes you have to bottle up your frustration and throw that frustration out onto elsewhere

hybrid sentinel
tame bough
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what

snow knot
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Could use y'all's opinion on something. I'm working on my dating profiles online and just trying to see if I could maybe get better luck by changing up a little bit.

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I'm not gonna bullshit you, I'm a nerdy 30-year-old guy who hangs out at a hobby shop and plays smash Bros.  I'm open and honest about most anything.

I love to sew, PC game/Switch, cook. Don't have nor want children. 

I'm more about words than photos. I do have a couple things on here obviously, but I like to talk more than I care about looking at photos. I want to learn about you not stare at you. I still have standards and preferences though.```
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What do yall think?

round parcel
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hmm

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who are you trying to attract?

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women, men, other?

fast pelican
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Neko + Monty Python = We are the knights who say nya.

round parcel
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die

snow knot
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@round parcel women.

round parcel
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okay so i can comment on this

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try spicing it up a little bit, because with me reading this now, you come off as a little bland

snow knot
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I'm really just trying to get noticed. I want somebody to talk to. I'm not looking for sex I'm not trying to garner their attention in a bad way. I just want somebody that I can be like yeah that's cool that you're into that you want to get coffee?

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I would put more if the damn thing didn't say you only had 500 characters to work with

round parcel
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rip

snow knot
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Facebook dating only want you to have enough to say hi

round parcel
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well your first mistake is using dating websites

snow knot
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My OkCupid account at least has way more

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It's not that I want to use them it seems to be the only method. Every single girl I know in real life is the same. They either have a boyfriend or they say no immediately.

round parcel
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i find the best way to foster a romantic relationship is to be friends first

snow knot
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I've done that for years and I've gotten nowhere and then the girls I'm interested in I try to ask out and then they say oh I just got a boyfriend.

round parcel
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its all trial and error regardless

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even on dating websites theres a strong chance of them rejecting you

snow knot
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Well I would rather them reject me on a dating website than somewhere else like in real life

round parcel
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hmm

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can i be real with you a sec

snow knot
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Go for it

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Since you're the only one that's responding to it

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I'm probably just misanthropic enough to where I don't even care about people anymore but I do still want to be happy with just such a weird feeling

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I realized that the kind of people that I attract are all nerdy and with nerdiness comes cringy and weird and I accept that but at the same time that doesn't mean that we can't better ourselves as people. I blame the fact that all the years and the service industries of all sorts, most people are idiots and I hate most people.

Sort of proved my point when my friends and I were over at micro Center. I could definitely tell the difference between somebody that knew what they were talking about in a person who was trying too hard to look cool. Like yeah dude we get it you know how networking works but you've never actually worked on another operating system other than Windows.

The other side of that is admitting that they've only worked on windows and they want to try another operating system. They've only tinkered with Ubuntu or Linux mint in a virtual machine and that's as far as they've gotten.

Well the point to it is is that I can't stand idiots

round parcel
tender gull
snow knot
tender gull
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it does sound like there's a lot to work on

snow knot
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There's no real way to explain it other than I'm a nerd. What should I do completely fabricate my entire backstory and tell people yeah I'm this ripped jot guy!

round parcel
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im not saying change who you are, im saying change your vibe

snow knot
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I'm not going to lie about myself because if I meet this person they're going to be like oh he really is this nerdy.

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How do you change your vibe? I mean I've rewritten this thing over a dozen times and I still don't have any real way of attracting anybody with it. I'm not trying to lie about myself but I'm also trying to find a way to hype up the fact that I'm a nerd. How do you hype that up say that I'm basically the big bang theory?

round parcel
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make the first sentence more engaging, cause it sounds blunt and uncaring

tender gull
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you really should focus more on someone who loves you for who you are, not what you're basing your entire personality off of

lusty spruce
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This

round parcel
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the first sentence is the hook, so make it interesting

tender gull
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I work in customer service and have worked for more than 8+ years now at this point

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people are fucking idiots

snow knot
lusty spruce
tranquil quarry
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Now upload (to your dating profile) that picture of you with the ripped abs

snow knot
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Do you know how many times I've read the same exact sentence like that in so many women's profiles?

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@tranquil quarry lol

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Be right back getting an acme serum to get jacked real quick

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The problem I have is I see all these nerdy women on facebook dating and I can't stand 1/2 of the if not 3/4ths of them cause they all have kids and talk about their exes and shit.

tender gull
snow knot
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"OH EM GEE I'm so nerdy! I love the Big bang theory!"

round parcel
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i think i see the problem now

tender gull
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yeah dude

snow knot
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ok let me hear it. See if I've not heard it before.

tranquil quarry
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Damn Vrchat doesn't Lett you write a hole I forgot

round parcel
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yea thats exactly my point, youre getting immediately defensive to honest criticism. you claim to be and appreciate honesty, yet your feathers ruffle at the first sign of judgement

tender gull
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I get it totally. people suck. but at times you need to recognize the faults within yourself and tackle them and admit to them in a healthy manner. there's no way you're going to find someone with that crab-bucket style outlook that is unfortunately casting a shadow over how you see other people.

round parcel
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you keep harping on what you dont like instead of what you do like

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that sensitive negativity is a turnoff to most people

tender gull
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People want to hear about what you are passionate about, NOT about what ruffles your feathers

snow knot
round parcel
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its okay to be annoyed about it, but sometimes thats just how it is

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im just trying to give a little insight on what you could be doing better and what might be making women look on you less than fondly

snow knot
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@tender gull

crab bucket
???
what ruffles your feathers
I don't commonly. I rarely put that shit on there cause even I think, "Would I read that?"

tender gull
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crab-bucket style means that the more that you spend loathing and putting so much negativity into one thing will pull you deep into that mindset of hate

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aka

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echochamber

round parcel
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i dont pretend to know you personally, im just judging on what i perceive

snow knot
# tender gull crab-bucket style means that the more that you spend loathing and putting so muc...

I'm not honestly. You even pointed out that you've worked in customer service, I can only assume retail and food, and that right there shows the worst with people. It's not that I want to be negative, I don't think anyone wants to but even you know (everyone here really) that when you are around enough idiots it feels like you're becoming dumber by the minute.

Everyone that gets to know me past a day says the same thing, "You're very smart and are able to talk about almost anything, you just don't use it" because when I do, I become the biggest asshole/dick possible.

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I hate most people. I would say a good 80% people suck because they are the same consumer'd bullshitter

tender gull
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hahahha, I feel that so much

snow knot
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I don't even try

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I admit tho

tender gull
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I do attract some of the most useless individuals ever

tender gull
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that's... a very unhealthy way to word a person

brazen basalt
round parcel
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also, harping on how smart you are and how dumb everyone else is comes off as elitist and bigheaded

brazen basalt
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fuck dude

tender gull
snow knot
round parcel
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its like peeling an onion with you 😆

brazen basalt
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Even if you genuinely believe everyone on Earth is dumber than you, never say that part out loud.

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ever.

tender gull
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that and I've been in a healthy relationship for more than a decade with my beloved who i'm engaged with

snow knot
brazen basalt
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And if I'm being frank for a second: if you really believe so many people are dumb, but are also willing to advertise that viewpoint within earshot of anyone, I have bad news. :p

round parcel
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ive never had a successful relationship, mostly ab*se, but i dont let it negatively impact my willingness to try

tender gull
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my dude, people tell me i'm so smart and intelligent at work and yet here I am saying dumb fucking shit to my partner that are captain obvious statements, and he loves me regardless even with my educational struggles and having problems learning shit.

brazen basalt
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Probably the most important thing I ever learned was: who cares how smart someone is? It's entirely subjective anyway.

snow knot
brazen basalt
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There's a lot more flags than just saying people are dumb, to that end. :p

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but anyway

tender gull
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"Well, that's just a natural thing for nature!" me, telling my partner why the flower went limp because it's in shock

round parcel
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always remember: flat earthers also think they know better than everyone else. doesnt mean they do

tender gull
snow knot
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I know by the end of this year I'll attract someone.

waxen tulip
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we live on a triangle

round parcel
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i say practice humility, but not self deprecation

snow knot
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How dare you the Earth is a Doughnut.

brazen basalt
tender gull
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Exactly

snow knot
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OH

waxen tulip
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^^

round parcel
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the earth is a tetrahedron

tender gull
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he finds those statements I make charming

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i don't know how lmao

snow knot
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That reminds me actually:
Any of yall watched MONK?

brazen basalt
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no one's better than anyone. truly understanding that is a life-changer.

round parcel
waxen tulip
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damn i joined on some deep stuff

brazen basalt
round parcel
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and ALWAYS remember, pee is stored in the balls

waxen tulip
snow knot
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damn you bot

waxen tulip
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i am the strongest

round parcel
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stromk

brazen basalt
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Some common pitfalls in any dating endeavor:

  • seeing the other person as an acquisition
  • seeing the other person as an adversary
  • only considering how you'd react to what they say, and not how they would react to you
waxen tulip
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🙏

brazen basalt
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really its just a matter of finding a bff that happens to be romantically compatible. 🤷

tender gull
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when someone shows interest in you, maybe consider giving them a chance instead of immediately labeling them as useless. that's a really unhealthy way to see other people.

round parcel
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always look for a friend first, and a partner second

brazen basalt
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-punches everyone who gets near, in the face-
why does no one approach me

waxen tulip
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^^

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lmao

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i bite em first

snow knot
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Monk:
Adrian Monk is a detective. in the start of the show, 4 years ago his wife is murdered. But that's just the entire show.

He is extremely awkward. One time in the show, they think he was killed. the Chief and LT are talking. The Chief says, "Did I ever tell you about Monk's first day?"
"No sir"
"We walk in. Lady dead on the floor, prostitute. Everyone says suicide by pills. Monk comes in, says "murder" we look at him and ask, "How?" He says, "Where's the water? There's no water around for the pills""

tender gull
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jesus christ i'm really high rn and i forgot I had mac n cheese left in my bowl with some hotdogs

snow knot
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LOL

tender gull
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that's a blessing

snow knot
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CBD or real?

tender gull
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real

waxen tulip
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don't do drugs kids :3

snow knot
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dope 😎

tender gull
brazen basalt
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says you, loser

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i do what i want

round parcel
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drugs are bad, mkay

waxen tulip
tender gull
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it's regulated anyways and i'd rather get stuff that way

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and the taxes go to the state PepeOk

waxen tulip
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xD

snow knot
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"There are no deaths from overdose on marijuana. total of deaths from alcohol and tobacco, in the thousands"

round parcel
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if youre gonna do weed, do edibles. vape/smoke harms your lungs so if you just do edibles you can live longer. more life = more weed

tender gull
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it also lasts so so long

snow knot
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If you're gonna do weed, inject it

tender gull
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i've been baked since midnight

snow knot
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what temperature?

tender gull
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nice

round parcel
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for 20 mins at 350F

waxen tulip
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yea lungs can't be repaired but your liver can so drink instead xD

brazen basalt
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Oh, did we just decide to abandon the whole "i cant get a date" convo

snow knot
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LOL

round parcel
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or until golden brown

tender gull
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yeah

brazen basalt
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cool imma go get snacks then

snow knot
brazen basalt
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figured they wanted actual advice

round parcel
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i wish i had snacks, but the only snack in this house is me 😔

brazen basalt
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tldr

waxen tulip
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yea don't date ez

snow knot
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:(

brazen basalt
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why do i care about that show, in the context of this conversation

round parcel
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i also have string cheese but i already ate like 4 of em

tender gull
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i've done amazing art while high lmao

round parcel
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🧵 🧀

snow knot
snow knot
brazen basalt
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Cant be bothered to solve a mystery on my off-hours. Speak plainly or dont, idgaf either way lol

snow knot
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I do like house

round parcel
snow knot
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hold that thot

waxen tulip
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noms

brazen basalt
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Why do people do this

tender gull
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do what

brazen basalt
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I want help, but instead of just stating what I want, I'm going to dream up this imaginary maze for them to navigate

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bish im old, aint got time for that shit

tender gull
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LOL

snow knot
brazen basalt
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and in that very activity, im seeing Hurdle #1 in their endeavor

waxen tulip
brazen basalt
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Coyness/mysteriousness is one thing, but people hate being played.

snow knot
waxen tulip
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ohh wait the big bang i have

round parcel
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God no, that is an insult to DC comics

brazen basalt
snow knot
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I tried. I hated it.

round parcel
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i loved it tbh, best live action joker and penguin

waxen tulip
snow knot
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He's not even the Joker, that was def confirmed. I hated that kid so much.

round parcel
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he was the joker in everything but name, but i feel like he really captures golden age joker from the comics

sick bloom
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Deez

tender gull
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I'm in the mood to draw, oof

round parcel
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the sole reason he wasnt the joker is because they didnt have the licensing rights to the joker, so they had to have a workaround. they even have references to certain looks in the comics (ex: staple face)

snow knot
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Fuck it hang on I'll get the clip

round parcel
brazen basalt
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ugh never mind

snow knot
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tbh I could get the clip but

tender gull
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Yes please

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I drew my pfp lol

snow knot
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OK I'll explain it my own way so hold on

round parcel
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ill dm you a few stuffs

tender gull
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lemme turn DMs on

sick bloom
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Imagine not making your own pfp

tiny kite
waxen tulip
brazen basalt
# tiny kite

Dude I stg people wanna live out some stupid fantasy more than they want to live their real lives sometimes

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fixing irl is so much easier

waxen tulip
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i want to be this horse

tender gull
waxen tulip
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nicee

round parcel
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i technically made my own pfp

tiny kite
round parcel
snow knot
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OK Rick Astley

brazen basalt
tender gull
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masculine or feminine, or androgynous?

snow knot
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TBH should I try to explain myself or will it go unnoticed?

brazen basalt
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I've been waiting for you to explain anything for ten minutes.

snow knot
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Sure ok

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I was waiting for TLDR

waxen tulip
brazen basalt
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semi-related: imho dating sites/services are worse than a waste of time, but actively dangerous for people

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or their happiness at least

round parcel
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especially women

snow knot
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I do agree

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However, I hate bars, most hobby shops with women, they are either gay or married or at least have someone...

brazen basalt
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Here is this highly polished snapshot of who I want you to think I am!
like
bruh

tender gull
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there's that negativity again dude

snow knot
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"So's tell me's about ya mahzah"

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I tried

tiny kite
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Fake doesn't even begin to describe it

snow knot
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go to therapy
Talk for 50 minutes
doc says, "Here's a prescription get it filled"
"Kill yourself"
look up at doc
you've been talking to Pepe the entire time

brazen basalt
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people cattle, is the vibe i get

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puttin people on a block and seeing if theyre worth the slaughter lunch bill

snow knot
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get it filled

tiny kite
snow knot
brazen basalt
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my wife and i started dating when i was making literally zero effort to find a partner

waxen tulip
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if a pizza date isn't good enough they aren't good enough :3

snow knot
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"spend $14.99 a month and get all the message!"

brazen basalt
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making an effort was actually worse

snow knot
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Oh this chick and I went to Pho (I hate pho now) and we straight up went in a "Sweats date"

brazen basalt
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...well there was that one girl i wouldnt have minded having a few days with, but that...wasnt, uh

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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they werent my type, personality-wise

snow knot
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playr

snow knot
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We looked like we went jogging or to the gym.

brazen basalt
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the rest of you can bite me, idgaf XD

snow knot
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She straight up said, "I'm not gonna make much of an effort"

waxen tulip
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Oo

snow knot
waxen tulip
brazen basalt
snow knot
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Ah fair

brazen basalt
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I've dated quite a few.

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And more than a few have tried to get at me.

tiny kite
snow knot
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I'm too much of a hopeless romantic to do that.

brazen basalt
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sure

brazen basalt
tiny kite
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Absolutely

snow knot
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||I used to be able to do that with guys but for some reason if a women wants to I can do it on the spot|| My mind is weird.

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I hate being alone tbh

brazen basalt
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im not sure mrs sach and i would still be as attached as we are without that fun period of shared trauma 😄

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does wonders for bonding, that

snow knot
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but I also wont be around a person that's straight up toxic.

waxen tulip
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^^

snow knot
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Is it so much to ask to be given a chance?

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My dating life and work life are almost 1:1

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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no one said you should. "be yourself" sounds like stupid advice because everyone repeats it, but very few people actually do that

brazen basalt
tiny kite
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Yo bet

waxen tulip
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lol

snow knot
# brazen basalt no one said you should. "be yourself" sounds like stupid advice because everyone...

OMG dude if I were myself, I would come off as a total /g/entoomen, /a/ guy who is a complete ass and acts like a COMPLETE eletist about everything. Not gonna hide that shit but I'll tone it down to about 1/100th.

If I were myself I would be this guy that made fun of normies and teenagers in VR chat nonstop. I have to remind myself to let people be themselves, kids grow up into what we are so making fun of them for having harmless fun is pointless.

brazen basalt
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anyway yea: being yourself is just that. like what you like. be how you are. dont imagine what isnt there, or what should be there, that's all irrelevant. The single most important part of any relationship is starting with liking yourself.

brazen basalt
snow knot
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a little bit of both

tiny kite
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Indeed. Trying to be something you're not to keep the other person happy only results in the death of your own happiness

brazen basalt
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yeee

snow knot
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I don't admitting when I'm wrong but people HATE when I'm right.

brazen basalt
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and if whoever youre talking to doesnt like you for you? you werent gonna like them either lol

bronze anchor
tender gull
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Yikes

snow knot
brazen basalt
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Is being right really that important?

snow knot
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To some extent to me it is.

brazen basalt
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Yea you don't know me at all either, it doesnt matter. There's commonalities in all non-psychopathic humans lol

bronze anchor
snow knot
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I don't care about ego, but I do care about the facts

brazen basalt
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can be, yea. ego nearly destroyed me once. that was humbling as fuck.

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and now i dont care 😄

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which weirdly has done a lot for improving quality of life

tender gull
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god, same dude

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hahahaha

snow knot
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I'm not saying to be a know it all, I'm saying that people should at least not try to be so smug. At least be like, "I don't know if I'm right but..." that's fine.

brazen basalt
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hang on, there's a great guide for this

bronze anchor
snow knot
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Is it a long piece of rope with several loops?
/jk

brazen basalt
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Arent gonna shock me with dark humor bruv ^_^

bronze anchor
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Talking about the way we do it with abstract concepts like 'the ego' vs having an ego helps a lot

snow knot
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damn I tried. FAILED

bronze anchor
tender cradle
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wats going oooonnn

snow knot
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hmmm ok what about the way we think?
a friend of mine is high [functioning] autistic. I was in SPED so I know a bit about this myself.
I told him, "The way I see autism is that your brain is another operating system. You can still communicate with every other OS through the internet but you need other software to do it or someone to explain it to you differently to get the point across"

snow knot
brazen basalt
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Brain OS is a pretty well-established thing yea.

round parcel
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we need to invent dating fictional people

snow knot
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BRB dating a Lucy Lu Robot

tender cradle
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patrick

snow knot
brazen basalt
round parcel
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i love futurama 😩

bronze anchor
tranquil quarry
snow knot
brazen basalt
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I have ADD symptoms, but not ADD. It's fun! 😄

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also

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got a bunch of hot sauce

round parcel
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tobasco >

brazen basalt
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what am i gonna put it on? who knows

snow knot
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ew

brazen basalt
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might just drink it

round parcel
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hell yea brother

brazen basalt
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cholula is basically a shooter

snow knot
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4chan joined 👋

round parcel
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a dash of tobasco in some ramen makes all the difference

bronze anchor
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I have yet to get tested for ADD, i have so many of the marks but im IRL im fairly 'calm' when behaving.
Just that my brain is working at 120% always : )

snow knot
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4chan: You have hot sauce? I have suggestions what you could do with it

round parcel
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not enough to be super spicy, but just enough to give it a lil extra flavor

brazen basalt
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tobasco, anything with cayenne, so many great peppers

round parcel
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but msg is the king of flavor

brazen basalt
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roger fan, eh

round parcel
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i sprinke that shit on everything

snow knot
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I'm a bitch spicy food D:

bronze anchor
tender gull
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my partners are both autistic

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lol

snow knot
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internet autistic or real autistic?

tender gull
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real

snow knot
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ah so just awkward on the internet in general.

round parcel
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i think autism is overdiagnosed tbh

snow knot
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It likely is

round parcel
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just like depression and anxiety

brazen basalt
#

know who else is overdiagnosed

bronze anchor
round parcel
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your mom?

brazen basalt
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gotem

round parcel
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😎

bright hinge
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My mom?

bronze anchor
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I believe plenty get over diagnosed in some regions and doctors and more people should get second opinions
At the same time, before 'this' generation we generally just shoved those people to the outskirts of society so we didnt have to care about them or accept them

snow knot
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Well, back in the 90s, there was a problem with people being misdiagnosed with ADHD or Autism, getting the 2 mixed up, I wouldn't doubt if I were meant to be diagnosed with autism with the way I act. I would be high functioning likely either way. I can live on my own, but I think I would be doing much better.

bronze anchor
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Yes but like a tad bit less

brazen basalt
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if you say so

bronze anchor
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Now we slap a label on it and push them away

brazen basalt
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people still wince whenever i say the S-word, we've clearly made no progress there lol

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though that can be fun to play with

bronze anchor
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Yea acceptance is still leaps away

round parcel
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i feel like nowadays everyone whos introverted and awkward is diagnosed with autism, everyone who gets nervous sometimes gets diagnosed with anxiety, everyone who gets sad sometimes gets diagnosed with depression, etc....

snow knot
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The problem with being diagnosed with Autism is that we in GA are still the "Oh he's R!T#rded!" and it they treat you like you're 5

brazen basalt
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diagnosed with deez

snow knot
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I absolutely hate that shit.

round parcel
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bruh moment

brazen basalt
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deez? or georgia

snow knot
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GA

brazen basalt
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both suck

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XD

snow knot
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Oh don't get me wrong, I love this state.

brazen basalt
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ofc. but there's people there who make it intolerable at times. 😄

bronze anchor
snow knot
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I just hate how some people treat being diagnosed with shit like it's the worst thing in the world.

round parcel
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depends on the disorder

snow knot
brazen basalt
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imago. there's a word i havent seen in years.

snow knot
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what word?

brazen basalt
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i...literally said it

snow knot
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oh lol

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GA - We have a lot of latinos, whites, blacks and a sprinkle of Asians, I hear EVERYTHING

brazen basalt
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teasing oclac's word choice 😛

bronze anchor
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Its just my dutch vocab showing :x

brazen basalt
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netherlands? more liek nevermind amirite

snow knot
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It's the DUTCH >:( gettem!

bronze anchor
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The netherportal land 😎

snow knot
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imagine being Dutch :^)

brazen basalt
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it'd be a lot spicier if that were true 🤣

bronze anchor
snow knot
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LOL

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God damn Holland and their uuuuh exports and stuff

brazen basalt
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Dutch culture has one thing more cultures need to adapt: just saying what they fucking mean directly.

bronze anchor
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As someone from the non holland provinces i have the right to get angry about it

snow knot
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Fuck your windmills >:(

bronze anchor
snow knot
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I feel like if you live in Holland you MUST own a windmill or some shit.

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Like in GA at some point you have to own a truck

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How is it not a state law?

bronze anchor
snow knot
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does it at least go to powering shit?

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"What's holland known for?"
"Wind power"
"Lame"

bronze anchor
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Well we also got a lot of those energy windmills now so

snow knot
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GA's Export - Cocacola 😎

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git on ma level of drinks homies

tender gull
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I was informed that this is a Life Is Strange character and I have no idea how much it even looks like them but here's what @round parcel suggested

snow knot
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pick a section

round parcel
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anime

snow knot
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chat is kill

tender gull
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sorry i'm high and all of those are meshing into one similar image in my head

snow knot
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bummer

round parcel
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where is attack on titan 🗡️

snow knot
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never watched it

round parcel
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its rly good

tender gull
#

wait

plucky orbit
tender gull
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FLCL

snow knot
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x.x

tender gull
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that is bomb my dude

snow knot
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OH they are making more seasons finally and The Pillows are making more music :D

tender gull
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if you want fun action and nostalgia there's that there

round parcel
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at least theres no jojo or mha in this list so thats good

snow knot
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ouch

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I do love MHA

round parcel
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😬

snow knot
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why

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I love super heroes. Tiger and bunny making a comeback made my day

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I've heard peopel give more shit to BLEACH than MHA

plucky orbit
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MHA... was that

snow knot
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?

plucky orbit
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Whats that

snow knot
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My hero academia

plucky orbit
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OH

snow knot
tender gull
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@round parcel here you go, finished

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I have no idea if it looks like him

snow knot
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I wish I could art

tender gull
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if that passes, it works 😂

round parcel
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well i mean that is the model from the game so

snow knot
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tbh it likely doesn't help that I'm a furry too in the dating world

plucky orbit
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Yo its you

snow knot
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!

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!@#$

tender gull
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people don't care about furries as much as you think they might

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it's mostly your negative outlook

snow knot
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people still have that negative outlook on the internet regardless.

plucky orbit
tender gull
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sorry for those harsh words 😅

round parcel
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you may have better luck in the furry community

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but thats a whole other can of worms

snow knot
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I'll !@#$ do it if I !@#$ you can't !@@@@ tell me what the %%%%% To do!!!

tender gull
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you almost hit the head on the nail dude...

plucky orbit
round parcel
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it start getting cringe when it goes into the otherkin territory

snow knot
snow knot
round parcel
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every site is a dating site if youre creepy and gross enough

snow knot
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the closest thing I've said is that I have the personality of a goldie.

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O_o

round parcel
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i have the personality of rita

snow knot
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"Hey baby I saw you in VR Chat discord, wanna chat. Wanna see if you wanna date"

round parcel
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which is me, i am rita

snow knot
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Then you have that guy that's so overly desperate that he has to hit on EVERY person with a female PFP

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If there's a GA dating VR chat, I'd take a chance sure but I doubt it tbh.

round parcel
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thats why i keep a male pfp

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ga?

snow knot
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USA, Georgia

round parcel
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oh

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We are becoming the 2nd hollywood

sick bloom
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Imagine america

round parcel
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imagine all the people

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sharing all the woorld yoo hooooooo

snow knot
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Imagine being in a broke ass country with no running water and no water treatment plant :^)

round parcel
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(you may say im a dreamer, but im not the only one)

snow knot
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I'mma make some French toast

round parcel
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MAN its been 6 hours and i still havent put a single prop on this avi yet

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yall stop distracting me >:|

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smh my head

snow knot
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thats yer own fault gurl

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blamin us for yer misfortunes and shit!

round parcel
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(i am joking, i simply am not excited to do all this shite)

snow knot
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I feel you, I have 2 tails I need to make for a friend and I've not started on them and he already paid me in advance.

plucky orbit
tender gull
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@snow knot

snow knot
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LOL

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OH neat

plucky orbit
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That was fast

snow knot
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I can do mickey mouses signature

plucky orbit
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.-.

snow knot
plucky orbit
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Oh wow

snow knot
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NOW I will boast my own ego with my handwriting, I used to do calligraphy

plucky orbit
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K

tender gull
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@snow knot here you go

round parcel
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yall i dont think he needs this many pills 😭

tender gull
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exhaustion has now kicked in, i shall flop to sleep

round parcel
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flomp

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gn mans

tender gull
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night!

jovial marsh
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can anyone with hybrid fullbody help me dm me pls AMsadcry

sick bloom
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Imagine not being a based bunny

snow knot
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I have muffins

snow knot
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That is the first art someone ever has drawn for me without asking and I love it ^_^

snow knot
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@tender gullcheck my pfp

plucky orbit
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I thought they went night night

snow knot
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Likely. I don't seem them up

weak falcon
plucky orbit
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They my weird fellow are a chad

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Or sonic thats all ive seen though

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Join the club!

snow knot
weak falcon
plucky orbit
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Idk cant tell what it is

weak falcon
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dm it

plucky orbit
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Ah well what is it?

weak falcon
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i wanna c

snow knot
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my collars are better

plucky orbit
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Im always up for a new anime

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Denied

snow knot
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hmmmm I have some in mind maybe

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Komi can't communicate is cute

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little witch academia

plucky orbit
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I cant seem to get into demon slayer i dunno why

snow knot
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Same tbh. I wanna watch it but something about it is just eh

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yet I can watch Pokemon just fine. Something is wrong with me

plucky orbit
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Pokemon is better imo

snow knot
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I want a soft reboot of only the manga

plucky orbit
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Of demon slayer or pokemon

snow knot
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Pokemon

plucky orbit
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Ah cool

snow knot
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It's way better tbh

plucky orbit
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I want to read them i just dont got any money

snow knot
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hold on

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Just so I don't break the rules here, add me on here real fast, I got something for you that you'll like. It will help you greatly.

fallow osprey
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Fuck is going on with Amex?

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Didn't think Amex, like, "the platinum card that's not accepted everywhere" Amex would be going down this much.

fallen karma
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finally got the GPU acceleration working on QEMU KVM

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Sadly failed to launch vive wireless :/

stoic solar
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I'll just sell things

fast pelican
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Every touhou dressed like Reimu at the same time

weak falcon
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uwuntu

fallen karma
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GPUwu Passthrouwugh

nimble apex
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Someone burn this creature

fallen karma
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Hehe

stuck crest
fiery meadow
sick bloom
stuck crest
sick bloom
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I have appelflap and icecream

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I had some egg salad and crackers but the egg salad ran out before the crackers did

weak falcon
fast pelican
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I ate bacon on pizza

chrome turtle
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good

fiery meadow
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I grilled for 25 people and had regular chicken with rice after

lusty spruce
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ouch

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I wouldn't be able to restrain myself

stuck crest
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same

tranquil quarry
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"this is the story of the day I ate 25,000 calories"

limpid tinsel
sick bloom
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still sick?

limpid tinsel
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Yes

sick bloom
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aww ComfyCuddle

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Suni do you do technical engineering Thinkpitz

empty gust
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hope you feel better soon o:

sick bloom
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I got rejected from the car stuff because I was too slow in figuring out 1 overlookable mistake on putting back brakes so I need to find something else to do and its the only other slightly interesting thing

limpid tinsel
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Isn't all engineering technical?

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What did you mess up?

sick bloom
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putting back on the brakes because it didnt line up

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the brake pads had to apparently slide over something which I just didnt notice

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and despite asking for help several times no one did anything and so they thought it less then expected and told me that it isnt for me, but like isnt the purpose of school that I learn things???

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the only thing "fair" about what they did is tell me the classes are basically full and that I was late for getting in

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but apparently you have to come from a family of f1 pit crew members and know everything already before going in but at that points whats the purpose of going there Stare

tranquil quarry
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what the hell is technical engineering

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sounds too ambiguous

sick bloom
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you make things or something

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its like the one other thing that seems reasonably interesting, now that they just fucked me basically

supple holly
empty gust
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are you okay, inferkit

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talking about "microns of fat noodles" made it have an aneurism

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"oh no, my food is dented"

tiny kite
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What a life. Dented food. Why live

empty gust
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it makes one want to raise a puppy

balmy lion
empty gust
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new phrase

stoic solar
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I'm stealing some of these btw

weak falcon
stoic solar
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@empty gust

granite fable
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:(

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what bot is this?

tiny kite
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OpenAI

stoic solar
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GPT3