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bineapple on bizza is good
Ye!
moving convo in here so paul doesnt ban everyone
ban
no u
U
:U
pineapple on pizza is edible
im surrounded by degenerates
i despise the texture of cooked pineapple
fun fact: pineapple is one of the few foods that eats you back.
files official complaint
too bad HR agrees that pineapple on pizza is bad
i want to try a proper margherita pizza, with the blobs of cheese and basil leaves
its pretty good
ive been meaning to make some pizza dough to ferment
Does making your own mean also making the dough? Cus if no then... very questionable.
If yes, you can mess it up a lot, but also get very good 
for me making ur own includes making the dough ya
but to each their own, i wont judge
plus when u get the dough ready u get to be italian pizza maker for 3 seconds and throw the dough up in the air
and onto the ceiling, where it shall remain
thats my favourite part
i did that with a pancake once
it didnt stick, but it splattered on the roof
lmao
it is the prime experience
but its FUN
where the heck do you buy those big balls of mozzarella even
can only find the smol ones
just get chunks of mozzarella and put them on it
What's small for you?
they will melt into the circle
the cherry-scale mozzarella balls
That's weird
i know there's a proper name for them but pfptfpt
perlini?
The normal mozzarella things should be in the cooled area's and is bagged in a fluid
And btw don't use a knife
You pull Mozzarella
Not slice
ciliegine i think
just rip it off
noted o:
honestly when ur melting it, it doesnt make too much of a difference if u slice or rip
Ye
but for margherita u should rip

But try telling Sache that the state of the Nacho doesn't matter.
Same kinda thing

is a rock still a rock if you completely blend it
mozzarella is ripped not cut
nachos use real cheese not that oil shit
these are just facts
no, therefore nachos are not nachos when they are blended
it becomes sand, which you can then press together into another rock
just like you can press blended nachos together into new nachos
It's sand because it has a definition
Frozen Water is Ice, but that doesn't mean it's not water still. Just a different form with the exact same contents.
but blending isnt a state change
It is actually
blending goes solid -> solid
There is no possible scenario where that works
The key point is that you're changing the structure
It's still the same contents.
don't give me excuses to buy a freeze dryer

Theyre not nachos if theyre blended
No, we're just planing our joined venture of Nacho Powder
Nacho smoothie.
Yes
heathens and degenerates, the lot of you
wouldnt blended nachos be a paste
cuz like tomato and ground beef would add juice to it
That's why we freeze dry it
you'd solve that by freeze drying it after blending
but then like all the flavour is gone
then you can blend it more into powder
No the water is gone, which you can add back later

whatever abomination youre describing here isnt nachos
youre putting a human in a woodchipper and calling the resultant fine mist a "person"
it is nacho powder, which you can then use as the basis for new nachos
it literally will not work
Have you tried?
in the same way a woodchipped human cannot be reassembled
No Sache
humans are a little more complex then nachos
That's at least in that part very different. 😄
not as much as you think
i think maybe
I'm saying the fundamental nature of what defines a nacho is the distinct quality of each ingredient as it interacts in that state
as a paste, powder, or whatever else - the components do not matter, it is not a nacho in any definable sense of the word.
at what point do blended nachos stop being nachos
but what if you pressed the nacho powder into chip form, and used those as the tortilla chips for a new plate of nachos
the powder or paste may be made of nachos, but it is not itself nachos.
then youre disgusting, that wont make chips.
what is a nacho but a combination of ingredients
don't give me excuses to buy a freeze dryer and a hydraulic press
Sigh
Not a paste or powder.
that combination of ingredients is still in the blender
just a reminder that FPaul is cute and ill protect him.
nothing was lost or gained but form
They do not exist in the state which defines them as "nachos". You cant toss a bunch of organs and blood in a blender and call it human.
Living Organism still different thing Sache.
thats cuz humans can be alive and not alive
Not alive is still a human tho.
For the purpose of this discussion, the distinction is irrelevant. We're talking about states.
living nachos 
Nacho monster
Humans are the sum total of a collection of parts, so are nachos. The interplay/interaction of what makes each thing, definable by that name, is the state it exists in.
a misted human is still a human though, just in misted form
so one could say that they are powdered nachos
No sane person would call a fine mist "human", it is not that.
Are we counting the danish
it is made of human, though
At that point, it is (at best) "human remains"
just like the nacho powder is made of nachos
That isnt in dispute. What is, is calling that powder "nachos" when it cannot be.
Nor can that powder be de-constituted into its original form.
it can be though, with enough force
that is not how anything works lol
welcome to the hydraulic press channel-
Oh my god what did I walk into
nacho
a very philosophical conversation about nachos
At this point, I cant tell if you're really that dense or I'm being trolled and just dont get it
and misted humans
im just discussing for the sake of discussing
Either both or neither
i think it's pretty obvious that i'm joking about this
Listen Scandinavians can’t understand Americans
bout to blend paul
:monkas:
It would be the remains of paul.
Cus it's not the organism anymore. 
what if you put paul in Blender
Darkmode makes sure i can't get blended. 
i gotchu 

forbidden knowledge, Blender has a light mode
Discord has a hybrid
screaming

its one of those you just wanna yell out
@wise falcon it's from flcl
thanjs

i found it
amazing
i added it to my own server
Many cool emotes 

what anime is that from?
flcl


say it louder for the people in the back
anyone with voicemod gets insta muted by me now
goood
The main problem I have with voice mods is they make voices hard to understand
they also sound extremely annoying
lol hth
i sure do wonder whats happening in blacklist detection or bot mod commands
What?
@ashen star just wanted to say happy birthday.
vrchat
we aren't talking about vrchat
we're talking about vrchat
very
rad
cats
having
a
treat
we're talking about your mom
ban
by the power of vrcat i will bypass
oop, deleting it
Among deez
Deez naughts
anyone wanna talk about vrchat :trollface:
When's someone going to open a doughnut shop and name it "DeezNutz"
Dog nuts
Kicks down door I WaTCHED John WICK for the first time and im in love

Who is John wick
Who the hell is John wick 🤬
Good movies. Last film is kinda meh but still enjoyable.
A character in a series of movies
I have heard the name and swore it was a real person in history or something so I was confused. I have no intelligence nor the potential to develop any.
Bad ass hitman esque dude who goes on a killing spree after some dudes kill his dog
My manso showed me the first movie and I fell in love instantly, gonna watch the others later
Based
Def worth watching if you enjoy action. Even if just to get the pop culture references
no he's the guy from fortnite 🤓
Ah yeah I remember now🤓
good to hear 🤓
after the death of his wife and THEN his dog right after
Scary because I'm doggo, yeesh
The dog is what mattered.
Killing spree justified
and then he decided to go to the fortnite island
craziest part of his story
John wicks gonna clap yo ass cheeks
With a pencil
not in that way merc
I 👀 only date 💕 boys♂️ with fork knife🍴 battle ⚔️ pass
Viacya I'm scared of you
Ban
I'm scared of me too, thanks.
im too poor for the fork knife battle pass 😭
Yes, do everyone a favor.
sporknife
That's so not based bro so not swag and legitness bro no cap on god
Wait via, you're deaf?
Indeed
no cap indeed
😭
Ooo wait, born or over time? cuz I am curious on something
Nah I had surgery to reconstruct my eardrums due to damage from a lot of ear infections and due to preexisting health condition the surgery was really difficult and went wrong
ah i see
i know someone who had the same thing happen to them
Zamn fr?
well
kind of
If it was that you were born deaf I was curious on if learning to read would have been hard, you know since you wouldn't exactly know how to pronounce things and such
Ahh I see. No I was hearing for most of my life so I've no idea how that would affect learning to read
Also I'd like to thank you for not saying 'your'
I know my grammar im big brain pup i swear
she is unhinged
battlepass
more like
paddlebass
I'd imagine it would be pretty weird... If I had to guess tho they wouldn't have trouble reading since it's essentially translating visuals (text) into certain meanings based on how they're constructed. However, I'd imagine it would use much different parts of their brains since they wouldn't be just "saying it to themselves in their head" but rather directly translating the words to their meanings
I should look into that, very curious now as to whether they use different parts of the brain...
Had a deaf coworker at msft. She was born that way. Never had any issues reading. Heck, read better than most of us.
ooo that kinda makes sense! not slowed down by "pronouncing" the words as she read them
I generally prefer reading what people say, over hearing it. everyone talks too slowly, i lose interest very quickly
While the pronouncing would be difficult I don't think the understanding part would be so difficult, especially with how well we can help people with those issues
Hmm very fair
Every now and again, there's some oddball who speaks quickly enough to retain my attention, but it's rare. XD
For sure, they would just need to learn the grammar rules and what not. For example they'd know that italics means emphasis even if they can't necessarily read it with emphasis
And forcing myself to speak more slowly is painful
thought cohesion breaks down before i finish the sentence sometimes
yay damaged goods
Man I can relate all to well, I work at the airport and so many ppl who don't speak English come by (Europe fyi) speaking slowly's so difficult
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I am used to speaking at around the same speed as we speak in argentina/Spanish in general
I’m curious why they have mobile only legends and skins
I dont see why not personally
Not a meme channel
Where is it then
Nowhere
In other discord servers
😕
Should listen to me when im talking about something i love
Its kinda hard to find when i breath then during my story
When im talking normally i apparently talk fairly slow
👁️
Adam Sandler is my favorite and no one can change my mind
That you asking to see my ID?
what are the pros/cons of the Valve Index, Quest 2 and HTC vive? i've been meaning to buy one of these 3 but i dont know what to pick.
Which HTC Vive VR headset are you referring to?
HTC vive has no business being on that list imo
if you mean the og
damn the font on the new Android update to discord looks way better
Don't tell everybody 🤫
cosmos/pro
The only reason to go with the Vive Cosmos or pro is if you plan to use the (expensive) wireless adapter otherwise I suggest the Valve index.
what are the pros and cons of each tho
Quest has the best Value, higher resolution than both the Index and Vive pro 1 /Cosmos series, can do both standalone and PCVR, Cons are it's a Facebook product so there may be privacy concerns depending on the person you are, controllers don't have 5 finger tracking, it's only 3 if I'm correct, integrated audio is the worst of the 3, controllers are LR6(AKA AA) Battery powered and don't have as accurate tracking as the other 2 (this is excluding the Vive Cosmos). Vive Cosmos Elite and Vive pro have the best expandability of the 3 with having face tracking and the Wireless adapter (that's all they going for them), Cons for the HTC vive headsets are support is mediocre at best, and included controllers have no finger tracking and are bulky, Integrated microphone is the worst of the 3. Valve index has the best support, has higher than 90 FPS refresh rate (provided your PC is capable of pushing the frames), has the best integrated microphone array of the 3), FOV is the highest of the 3 (Vive and Quest have similar FOV), controllers have 5 finger tracking, has the best of integrated audio solution compared to the other 2 or 3 VR headsets), Cons are that the controllers are fragile and you may have to RMA hardware many times. Both HTC Vive(excluding the Vive Comos, The Cosmos Elite uses base stations) and Valve index use basestations and have the best tracking. All 3 headsets are capable of FBT provided they're connected to a PC and with some additional hardware(especially for the Oculus Quest 2).
by support you mean game support?
Customer support.
ohhh
also by wireless adapter do you mean i can play standalone without my PC or i can connect to my PC wirelessley like airlink
also, i've heard the vive lenses can like
get absolutely ruined if you sweat too much
Connect to your PC(similar to airlink but with less latency).
because it dissolves the glue seal around the lenses
is that true? and how often does it happen?
I don't know. I've never heard of that until now.
You mean screen life or hardware failure in general?
hardware failure
cause ive heard the controllers break easily
i was wondering if there were any ways (maybe accessories)
to make like
the controllers
Oculus Quest is likely the most durable one here, HTC is hard to rate due to their lackluster customer support, Valve index can have hardware fail fairly fast (but they have excellent customer support).
not break as easily as they do
what if your warrant runs ut with index? is their support still good?
Hi
hi marsy!
Fooni!
because personally everything about the index seems phenomenal its just that i've heard a lot of stuff about lenses/controllers breaking quickly


also i just saw this online rn what is the "chilldex"?
Support isn't really that good after warranty expires but that goes for most manufactures (they're not legally bound to repair/replace it after the warranty expires).
ok
also what is a chilldex
Oculus will still do some stuff even a few months out of Warrenty
At least in my experience with the cv-1 back in the days
Over 3 years ago?
It's a fan mod(powered using the USB port on the Frunk of the Valve Index) that's supposed to reduce VR headset sweat.
oh thats good
might get that alongside my index cause i heard sweat can absolutely destroy your lenses
should i also get like
lens adapters?
Whether or not it actually does that I cannot say as I don't use a Valve index.
For prescription?
yeah
do lens adapters just og over your uhh
og lenses
cause i might get those both for my perscription and to protect the lenses from sweat
They just go over yea
I would recommend you to just go on Google and do some research
yeah
They just go over the lenses on the VR headset. Please don't use glasses in your VR headset you risk scratching the lenses badly.
alright
great
probably gonna get an index then, probably gona find mods/accessories
definetley gonna get the chilldex cause sweating isnt fun regardless (especially when it ruins the lenses)
some lens adapters too
@hard spire tysm for answering all my questions
for the chilldex it goes in the front mod slot?
I forgot sweat is a potential problem for VR headsets (likely because I barely sweat at all).
e
Yes.
yeah personally i can get tired really fast and sweat a TON so i'd just like to reduce that as much as i can
just use air conditioner
dont got AC in the room i plan to use it in
Or a fan.
and maybe a cover for the face part so that you can wipe it easily
It's what do I but it's for the VR headset not me.
@hard spire what should i do aout the controllers breaking then?
I don't sweat either but I get warm but instead of like liquid my skin starts tickeling lol, I'd say it's worse than actual sweat
replace them I guess
how did you break them
no but like
to prevent them breaking in the first place
don't throw them at walls
I love it here im staying
noo we lost Moon 
... for the next 12 days
nice and relaxing



i dislike tofu, but i like stir-fried tofu. It actually tastes like Crabs.
Mr. Krabs 🦀
are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?


hi marsy
Never had tofu tbh
tofu is bitter
yep i mentioned up there
What they doing lol
Good question... probably just cutting hedges
Yo, does the channel actually exist or?
Looks like Florida. So probably meth while stealing alligators
Thats egypt
Lmao
apex mobile fun
i had fond one


But why?
Does anyone have VR games they could recommend? I'm pretty new to it and am looking for new things to play
Boneworks, once you are really used to vr is excellent
Definitely don't start with it tho or you'll get motion sick
Pavlov is good too, half life alyx is good
unless you're really really lucky and don't have motion sickness to begin with (but you most likely have motion sickness when starting out)
i never had motion sickness 
I've only ever gotten nauseous on an amusement park ride while in VR.
Weak
I never had motion sickness but I did have trouble standing still and up straight at first because it was disorienting. Never felt sick or anything bad though.
It took me about 3 days of smooth locomotion in Pavlov before I stopped getting motion sickness
is that cancun
No, egypt
standing while in VR
that is so old
i know
I have an announcement
Pineapple on pizza is so good and always will be, that is all. Thank you for your time. If necessary, please come to our complaint department which is conveniently located at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
That sounds gooddddd
I like how this game is 5 years old, and it still doesn't have a hand oriented movement. And the head oriented movement just is painful.
I understand the 98% of the game audience is a flat screen users, but seriously? The devs not giving a dam about the actual VR players in a game that has the "VR" in its name is kinda ridiculous
Not a VRC channel. 👀
I.... Don't think your percentages are even close to being accurate
Wtf is even hand oriented movement? Like you move where your hands are pointed? That sounds absolutely ass
Also there are vastly more VR users than there are desktop users...
its actually more natural? If in the real life you can look at one direction, and move to other, I assume lol
Lmao.
Yes. But in real life, you don't control your body with two analog sticks. What your suggesting sounds like it would induce motion sickness in a lot of people
what I suggest is the standart of the most games since 2016
You realize too, you can strafe with your controllers.... Moving side to side... Where you're not looking
at least, in 99% of games there is an option to choose between hand/head orientation
Are you a troll?
nope, just found out the silent hill 2 vr world, wanted to check it out, and moving with the head look just makes me want to puke. Searched the option, and found out there is no such thing
Ya show up, in the wrong channel, saying vrc is only 5 years old when it's a lot older, saying 98% play desktop when VR users vastly outnumber desktop users. Everything you've said is either wrong, or absurd.
Are you am stupid? 
You realize you can move in any direction regardless of where your looking right?
They're clearly talking about a random game they haven't named yet
Not VRChat
Since this is off-topic

chilloutvr, clearly
You are technically correct.
Lmfao
Ur mom 😔
wow and the off-topic is about ALL but the game the channel it belongs? okaaay
Read... The description lmfao
Yes that is precisely correct and I'm confused why that's an issue to you.
That's quite literally what off-topic means.
Anything but the primary topic... which for the whole discord is VRChat
So. 
oops how did i accidentally ban viacya oh man oh darn
Thinking about this more and it's so absurd. You can literally just move your analog stick in a different direction and move in any direction regardless of where you're looking
Oh no oh darn how did this happen 😭
Yes, that is very literally what off-topic is. Discussion that is off the topic of VRChat.
Sache banning people. Unheard of
never been done
any bans associated with me are rumors 😤
I bet my steam account if I copypaste it in the other topic, there will be one of those "wHy yOu tYpInG tHiS iN tHe eVeRy tOpIc?/"
Wat
Guess he's more upset about being corrected than being accurate. 🤷
I mean you'll probably still get people shitting on it for the absurd false claims about vrc age, number of vr users, being able to move in directions other than you're looking already. Etc.
I mean shit there's more people playing on Quest alone then there is even steam users by a wide margin.
sorry i insulted you so much with saying its not that old as it is exactly
my very bad
Without getting too much in the weeds here: Quest users dominate most services, ours included.
why are you say this 🤬
Because he dumb
No they dont, not if it isnt quest compatible 
Not ready for quest, no quest users
i just googled it and the wiki said to me its released in the febr of 2017
well besides pcvr linked quest but shhh
I mean, yeah, if you push forward on the stick, it will move with your head, but you can also just ya know, move your sticks in other directions
That was the steam release.
what are they even talking about
VRC itself is quite a bit older.
Hand oriented directional movement
well, doesn't it make it even more absurd then? if its older and still doesnt have hand orientation lmao
Hand oriented movement is shit
This is the first time in the two years I've been here, that I've heard anyone mention hand-oriented movement.
Pointing your hand and moving in that direction when pushing forward. But you can already move in other directions other than facing by just moving your stick left or right
Do they mean the shitty locomotion where you point your hand and teleport?
Same tbh. Never even thought about it. Sounds ass to me.
I've been here alot and never heard anyone ever even mentioned it
Feels like Hitman 3 VR uses what he's describing and honestly I hate it. Would disable it if I could figure out how.
Get good at strafing
That's because it is one of the worst vr movement types
if you ever played any other vr game where you have to actively look around while moving, you would understand
oh wait that's not hand-oriented, that's head-oriented
...so how would hand-oriented even work
Again. You can do this.... Your analog stick moves in more than one direction
like...point where you're going? idfk
omfg, hand orientation alowas you to move straight forward WHILE looking left and right any angle
Played plenty of games where I look around while moving and still don't understand what you're on about lol
so you mean, move forward but look left?
Move... Your stick.... To the side or at angles....
Tada.
you can do that, its called move your stick accordingly
its more convenient to make an option for that than spazzing out your analog stick, uknow
How do you get rid of 99.9% of germs?
you make vrc worlds pc only

Get gud
hi good morning
Literally get good yeah, I have never had any issue, at all, with how movement is done in vrc
Yes where Is the go back to before quest button
Ik it is I just hate all the underage kids
Is what it is
It's not even what he's describing that I take issue with. It's this implication that anyone who doesn't agree is somehow objectively incorrect for it, and the tone suggests it's absurd to not agree with them.
Considering he's the only one I've ever heard mention it here. And I've heard a lot of hot takes and complaints. It's odd. But oh well
mhm
Like what happened to the 13plus rule cant even go in a public without a bunch of 10 year olds asking for my model
It's still a rule. But there's no way to actually identify people's age. Even you saying "a bunch of 10 year olds" is purely speculation.
Note to even use the quest, Facebooks TOS is also 13+ yet yea
Ik that but it's easy to tell by there voice it usually gets deeper at 12 and 13
Facebook is a multi billion dollar company and can't do it.
Oh boy, do I have some bad news for you.
Voice. Common man. I know people who are 15 and sound 40 and people who are 30 who sound 10
Accurate.
Yeah I'm aware
every egirl weeb voice out there enters the chat
I'm just saying that in general
There are ways to identify kids via what they say/how they sound but it is, at best, semi-reliable and very complicated.
Yeah. Leads to a lot of potential confirmation bias.
So sure. If you can get proof. With logs, and file a report, they can get removed. But good luck getting something that would amount to tangible proof
The only 100% surefire way to ID kids would be to dox them, and that's clearly not going to happen
dont even mean conventional OSINT shit i mean like straight up knowing their life 🤣
Yeah ik just wish there was a way to minimize it I'd rather not have to mute half the lobby
More like 98% cuz stealing parents IDs
Would need to be ID+ facial recognition or fingerprints or retinal
ye
You're in the wrong places then. 👀
I run into young people a lot, but dont see many kids around.
It's odd tho, the world's I go to, I just never have this issue at all
Course I don't go to Murder, Amogus, or Black Cat
I mainly go into black cat and murder and it's really bad
Well
I go to the Mickey D's world from time to time, mostly to witness sheer stupidity.
That's your problem, lol.
sache what do you consider young you old fart
Younger than me.
rude
damn kids
90% of the player base
Get my cane.
shakes walking stick get off my virtual lawn
Not a problem I'm not going to hang out in private 24/7 in a social game
Mainly I run into 20-somethings and the oddball teen, but we have nothing in common lol
I don't do private worlds. Hardly ever run into "kids".
He meant more, go to better worlds. Not private instances
My world tends to attract older folks so it's nice. Most of my friends I've met there are late twenties to upwards of 75ish. Most around 30-40 but more than a few in their 60s
Kids join and get confused and leave
That feeling when you get called old for your voice....
What world?
my world has been awfully dead 
I dont care about people's voice. I care what they're about.
Just crossed 300k visits :3
That's refreshing.
This is why I play with nameplates and safety off too. I care more about what they have to say, who they are, rather than labels, tags, ranks, etc.
you know whats funny, I have the shipgirl community and a majority is old fart, but out of god knows how many only 2 people including me are actually involved with working on ships
Lol
I've just started to do that, actually. I like it better that way I've realized.
if i just mute all voice, it gets a lot more peaceful in every instance 😄
takes headset off
Aw yes. Now this is vr.
Wait
Ha ha ha.
IRL VR has some shit leveling systems though
Pay to win
irl is pay to win 
Too many microtransactions
people say money doesnt buy happiness but boy are you wrong
if you have infinite money you no longer have to stress about can I pay for this can I pay for that
Idk. The happiest times in my life was when I was poor.
I dont miss being poor. But also dont envy the actual rich.
Yknow its funny tho, the associations you build while being dirt-ass poor
Look I dunno what yall were up to when poor but I constantly have to worry
like there's a very specific type of small fried burrito. its probably just meat/bean paste of ultra-low quality, idk. some shit convenience store sold them for basically nothing at the time. but it was easier to afford than most things, basically acted like a meal for us, and those stupid things are still a comfort food to me
xD
for $2, two people ate for the day, with a drink. was nice
I cant even manage that
eh, local corner stores that have em now sell them for about a buck and change here
theyre stupid cheap to make
I mean to be fair, out of pure convience and laziness I go to my closest store, which isnt exactly the cheapest store
that'd be an Aldi and Lidl but I dont go there because its too far away
but before those stupid burritos, we had one fallback staple constantly and that staple was fuckin pinto beans
I would worship my local Aldi but I'm too lazy
It's so much cheaper than every where else I love it sm
big ass sack of em
if i got lucky in a month, we'd add bacon from those bulk bacon pieces boxes
the rear tires completely fucked 
Beans are awesome. Mac n cheese with a can of black beans
what
mhmmm
All I can get here is white beans in tomato sauce
thats one thing ill give being poor, it forces innovation
Indeed lmao
ehhhh
Rice n curry is also stupid cheap. Was always nice and easy
heck yea man
talking about being poor, I have no money and no toilet paper and I am sick
my innovation is stealing my roommates tp
Steal toilet paper like a normal person
truly inventive
Lmao yea
been there. stolen food too. stole a lot of things then. xd
this guy drives to germany constantly to get those really cheap shitty brand things
Almost all toilet paper dispensers in stores use the same shit key you can buy online for like 2$. Can even pick it with a paper clip they're so easy to open.
Take a whole roll, shove in backpack.
yea its trash paper but its better than no paper
Growing up I ate so many potatoes. My grandma would grow potatoes in her garden and we were pretty poor when I was a kid (below poverty line) so those potatoes were great. Not once as a kid was I bothered by it, we made things work and potatoes are nice 😎
Lmao yea. Some stores use decent shit too
eh its fine anyways Ill be going to my moms house friday so I got to skip out on buying some food
I hate potatoes now just because its basically all I ever got
potatoes are versatile af
Potatoes are great too. Baked potato is an awesome meal and is like 1-2$
Butter, garlic salt, maybe an onion if fancy
Shitty potatoes, some boring unspiced unsalted meats that are more gray in color then anything else and not tender in any way shape or form like rubber, and some generic bland tasteless green stuff
A lot of our meals were baked potatoes. Shit is cheap and tastes good
so aldi then.
garlic salt makes most things better
I probably put garlic salt on everything I cook
yeah nah my parents refused to put anything on the meat
its just bland tasteless rubbery gray meat
Mmmm
Your parents sound like shit cooks. Is your mom Kay?
no not that cursed
Lmao
what the hell
I've seen this lady 😭
If you've never seen Kay's channel. You should absolutely watch a few.
Never
I feel so bad for her kids that come over on Thanksgiving and have to pretend her food is good
Won't even consider it
How about her son... Who tried all her cooking for years
You could see the pain in his eyes
Dude is in my prayers every night
Lmao
jfc how did you find that monster
how does anyone outside of....places....know who that is
I've known about her for a while and I am confused 👀
Her content is.... Special.
Sort her videos by most popular and check a few lmao.
Oh dear
Anything with chicken is terrifying. It's always raw af
I know what her trash food is lol
Oh gotcha lol
I watched Kay from DazGames one time and ugh
Is that....meat wrapped around spaghetti?
Yes
I'd try it.
Raw spaghetti
There's only one "cook" worse that I know of, that one woman who puts a gallon of mayo and/or "cheese" in everything
Did you.... See the end product? Lmfao
I saw an old lady mix cola with meat and stuff and its called the dump (literally the name of the cook book)
I think ik who you're talking about
And spoil the surprise? I'd never.
probably do. ive gone out of my way not to share her. XD
Oh God. Yeah. There's a few bad cooks on YouTube. One dude who always eats raw chicken and got hella sick from it.
I own the Necronomnomnom (three times) so I honestly know what a cursed meal is.
e_e
what the fuck
Some people just want to watch the world burn, Mr. Wayne.
I wanna watch them burn specificly
Oh wow I didn't actually read all of that until now. Tf
There we go. They've been banished.
I'm surprised most of the common copypastas aren't just filtered
I delete my message I refuse to associate with Shrek man
hang on, im digging up a really terrible cook
O.o
my mom?
Jacks Show?
Bipp?
every time this guy comes up, i block it out of active memory XD
Curious
Is it me?
MISTER TWO STROKES 🤣
this is what I play this game for no matter how many braincells it takes away from me and years from my life
I'm struggling so hard to find this lady. For some reason I think her name is Sarah but that might be wrong
This is the one. This is the vid that made me realize the universe is cruel and fair.
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Yeah that's who I was talking about. I think he deleted his worst videos like the eating raw chicken one
Had two fkn strokes
Oof.
mhm
Imagine bringing spaghetti to a chili cook off.
the freezer-burned year-old brisket 🤣 i cant
Whole fkn bottle of beer
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yep, that's the one. The pinnacle of bad cooking. The zenith. There is no comparison.
Oh God yeah
It's so bad 😭
Butter and cheese are nice if in moderation but damn
I am concerned for this woman's wellbeing, lol.
Is she even alive still? Lmfao
Idk how people like that can get to 500lbs but I'd probably feel like my heart was going to explode if I ate an entire block of cheese.
As of 3 weeks ago
Food addiction is a real thing, people just often don't understand it. I just wish she'd get help if she isn't already trying. I've not watched the recent vids so I've no idea
good god this game hates me, like genuine has it out to get me vibes
either that or the enemy is hacking
Have you tried giving it a hug?

time to just play the most openly broken ship in the game 
nvm the game found a counter
the same ship but theres 2 of them
no wait theres another one on my team too
Most broken ship in the game is the SS Ur Mom
SS isnt a type of prefix used by naval ships get good
Zr.M isnt a real prefix, don
ZRMS
I wonder what pepto bismol would taste like if it were carbonated

fooner, I think you can tell by the 1 pixel of red and the red text health that its a dire situation
and I survived
indeed
hmhm
Why tf did this make me think of the south park brown noise episode. My god I watched that so many years ago and it's yet to leave my head
Would you rather have footass or assfoot
Yes
Yeah I have to go with yes on this as well. It did take a bit of deliberation but I've made my mind up.
Least you thought it over
Stonks
What the hell
Sache are you sure about that?
holy shit you even mentioned cooking with Jack earlier
How could you have overlooked his most vile creation
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I didn't overlook anything. I'm sparing the channel from his horrors.
Party cheese salad
Fair. Always confused on whether to count kay in on these things, since most of her stuff likely isn't even safely edible
Neither is Jack's unless you want salmonella
O damn I haven't watched as much of his stuff, I thought he at least cooked his stuff
I love that she doesn't ground the beef she just boils it
All these food videos are making me hungry. Not gonna lie.
I just realized I forgot Kay was English and talked about her poor kids on Thanksgiving
I'm dumb, I googled it and say she's from UK 😭
Indeed. The wall sockets shoulda been a given away too lol
Always the same wall. Always the same sad little kitchen.
Fair enough, I didn't observe very well. I was too focused on the toxic waste she was referring to as food
Lmao
Greetings
This rat is touching grass. Be more like rat.
cute rat

Hey. I'm sitting in grass with my doggo. I am rat.
Fr, I've always wondered like if big Lee has been eating his mom's food his whole life does he just think that shits normal? It's like Plato's cave type shit, if that's all that he knows does he just assume that everyone eats boiled meat?
Also wondering how Kay manages to make every single recipe have a fatal flaw somehow. I wonder if maybe she really is following instructions and it's just that she has some like necronomicon cook book that is entirely filled of cursed recipes
Or maybe it's just good ol fashioned briish food
I don't know how you manage to screw up a recipe right in front of you. A little burn or over whipped egg whites are the kind of thing I can understand but she is a whole different ball game 😭
Some people are just too dumb to follow instructions
That or she ordered her cookbook from Satan's Soulfood kitchen and can't use any other cookbook because it's bound to her soul
that's what I'm saying! It's gotta be that the recipes themselves are just that awful
I love how I mentioned Kay many hours ago and ot is still talking about food
Lmao 7 hours
That said. I'm hungry
I wish American 7/11s didn't suck ass
Sheetz is the best gas station I've been to but pretty expensive
give him a wash
My grandmother's dog had such a stink problem no matter how much he got a bath and it got to the point my grandmother bought dog perfume for him
I love that
his fur is probably full of dirt and oil and other crap.
HOWEVER
Make sure you give hime a real good scrub using a good dog shampoo, because if you just give him a simple water-only wash he will smeell even more
Very very true good advice
He is labradoodle so he needs to be brushed too most likely
He is just big baby 🥺
well, brushing is for purely cosmetic reasons, if you only care about the smell then brushing will not do much
I've been spoiled by 7/11s in other countries.
Especially Asian 7/11s. My god. You can go in with like 5$ and legit get a decent meal. Shits so cheap for like actual quality food with variety.
just be glad that cats and dogs don't sweat. ughhhhh
Very true, can't imagine how bad they would smell
Man I wonder if those countries think there's certain "quirks" like that about certain places here in the us
I mean yo momma's a dog and she was def sweating last night
I can't wait to travel
Damn 😔😔😔
popcat 🥺
Highly recommend reading up a bit about the place your going to if your traveling outside your country
Things really be different at times
For sure, and trying to learn the language beforehand if you plan on staying there for a while
That's part of the fun lol
as an introvert, I hate travelling, and much prefer staying at home when I have the freetime
Really the only not fun part is funding the whole thing :P
I walked 700 miles across Japan with zero planning at all.
being ugly doesnt help too
Damn that sounds so cool tho!
Trust me, get some clothes that if ya well. Start using soap to wash that face daily and you will glow up quickly
I'm not necessarily an extrovert, but for some reason I just have an insatiable need to experience new things. I love being places I've never been before
Woke up one morning, walkes to the airport, flew to Japan, took a train as far south as I could and walked back
Two most easy things one can do to fairly quickly get confidence and with that boost there looks
bruh
oh no he is doing the "confidence" virtue signal thing
god i wish i had the money to do that
Same
what's a confidence
The entire trip cost maybe 1,500 bucks with the plane tickets.
Hopefully one day when all my schooling is over, I just might
cant even afford the plane ticket :c
If you really can't tell the difference between what I said on getting confidence in yourself or the who virtue confidence the cuds give off then it explains a few things
also i wanna learn more of the language before i go
Lol fair. Japan was absurdly cheap to travel in compared to the us.
I guess the real expense for me comes from the work I'd be missing by doing such a thing
also, ironically, ever since I STOPPED washing my face with anything, the pimples disappeared
save up over the year, take 3 weeks off and go somewhere
but that was alrady 2-3 years ago
Eating healthy is better than any cream you can buy
just have good genetics B)
Honestly it's an incredible long shot but I'd like to move somewhere in the east at some point
If that's the case odds are you might be a tiny bit allergic to the wash you guys got
Normal handsoap isn't really meant for softskin in most countries
Idk man. They're all kinda useless. If your diet is shit, it ain't gonna do much.
Eastern immigration laws do be cry worthy tho at times
I love handsoap because it makes your skin dry. especially good after a workout or physically demanding job to wash the sweat away
gotta love the "no foreigners" rule
Very true thankfully tho by the time I'm done with school I will be a very skilled worker
That too ye
Japan still has shit like that in a lot of places.
not good when its cold out i just wanna wash my hands
and then my hands start cracking and bleeding
I wash my hands in dirt and blood
As well as the fact that at a certain point, if you have enough money you can move pretty much anywhere but I'd rather it be sooner than that
oh yeah I know what you mean... nothing we can do about it too much, I use a lot of hand cream during cold months to keep my hand skin tolerable lol
Kinda gotta be stupid rich for that tho
It's not realistic to think you can get that amount of cash unless your parents are super loaded
That combined with the aging population in Japan means if I somehow learn the language I'd be pretty good shot, there's also other places like South Korea that are much more open to foreigners
For sure, like this route of paying your way in would really only be feasible when I retire
y'all so selfish with your goals and desires - I want to get rich so I would have 5 kids. screw traveling the world, I want an army of mini-mes!
Even then the amount is unreachable for most even if they sold all there assets
im not bringing a kid into this world until we fix some shit
I think what it is is I wanna live in a big city but most big cities are absolutely nasty but it seems like the Asian ones are at least cleaner than most of the other ones
your fault for falling for the New World Order agenda
Hm true, might get cheaper in the future ig
But I don't think I wanna blow everything I've ever owned just to be poor in another country
All i want is an appartement where i would not need to pay 60% of my earnings for
Should see west eu cities
Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands don't mess around with cleaning things
Oo hmm
isnt bringing someone into this world just condemning them to death
I mean that's kinda true regardless of the state of the world tho
Gotta shit out kids for the child labor factories we are getting soon
Also if ya wanna get rich not having kids is a really great option to save an insane amount of money
I personally am just terrified of having another person rely on me for their life, RN if I fuck up the only one who's life is completely ruined is me, but not so if I have kids
This too
Everyone dies... i dont get your point lol
Imma have to agree with Ben on that one lol
if the everyone doesnt exist they dont have to die
Maybe the point needs to be clearer for you.
He thinks bringing children into the world, with the future it appears to have, is basically creating another human being with the sole goal of suffering, or dying early.
Well I got that but
Which is admittedly a bit of a sadistic goal to have.
spawning someone into a world that is complete shit is a horrible thing to do to them
This is true even if the world has an incredible, utopian future tho
oh, well, I would certainly not have a child if I know I am in a bad situation myself. But I already have an new apartment fully paid off so I am halfway there
o_O
Think we're looking at two completely different scales here.
Anyway, not really OT discussion.
wait what??? it's literally off-topic
The problem is that unless we get fairly deep into some aspects of geopolitics and economic politics we can't explain our stance
There it is. 😄
So dropping the topic all together and leaving it at that is easier then being so vague about it
And certainly easier than spiraling the drain towards the inevitable rulebreak and/or fight over personally held beliefs 🤷
Can't deny it, you are kinda right.
Oh also, I forgot how good a breakfast can be. I got all this energy already right when I'm about to do stuff
Normally I skip it because I barely got time and function barely for the first 3 hours
i either do toast or nothing
twice-cooked bread.
I am just sad that I haven't heard anyone say their goal is to have a nice family. Everyone wants to travel the world and stuff or some other self-centered goal. but it is what it is.
in regards to breakfast, I just drink 600ml of milk and call it done lol
oh god
I dont want a nice family because I have no use for kids, or the baggage that comes with them.
that would be very painful for me
wym you have vrcat
you have been taking care of him havent you?!
But that is the point here, not everyone holds the same values. 😛
Having the goal of traveling somewhere and having kids are a bit in a different league too
Spending 2 weeks doing something or like 30 years of your life isnt really comparable
I also want to get the vrcat but I don't want people knowing I play vrchat. that would be awkward
kek, all my friends just call me a furry cuz i play this
Sach microwaves it at least twice a week what is more then enough
yeah that is exactly what I am afraid of. I am not a furry, but most of my vrchat friends are.
as long as you know you arent, who cares what others think
Dont see why that would bother anyone. Who cares what label someone slaps on you, if it isn't true and doesn't actively hurt you?
I get called all kinds of things. 😄
any avatar creators? I have questions for someone to has made VRM avatars before
it doesn't actively hurt me, but it might damage my carreer. And I don't want to lose money lmao
Unless your in some hyper specific career i doubt anyone would give a shit
if you get fired because someone called you a furry, you didnt want to work there anyways
I mean, I won't get fired because I get labeled a furry, but I am sure I won't be taken as seriously as before.
Smelly ol man
there's one
Then wherever you work is plagued with schoolyard politics.
Man, if a job I had cared about anything I did in my own free time off the clock, I'd find a new job
By the time people can properly judge you they love you for your work and won't care about the rest
Every job is plagued with politics. Atleast well paying ones. I also want to get an anime bodypillow but I think if someone asked about it in real life I would fall apart lol
Provably untrue.
Yea for sure.
Highest paying job I ever had making around 2500 a week didn't give two fucks about shit you did off the clock and all the people I worked with were chill as duck and only cared about one thing. Work.
Work is worktime. What people do in "them" time isn't my concern.
If you do upper office work then yeah, odds of shitty drama politics is there.
Most other places really got no time for that
ive only ever worked labour jobs and i hated talking about my freetime to my coworkers
everyone that works labour jobs here relates to me in zero ways
I've met like two people in this entire community I even sort of relate to. And that's okay. 😄
I used to work in construction too. Mad money in Australia. I also couldn't relate to all these dudebros lol
Fairly sure if my boss knew how political active i am they would have thought twice about hiring me 
More enjoyable when you do meet someone you vibe with or can relate to when that's the case.
i have yet to work with someone that shared interests with me
i pray that day comes soon
You're just saying that because you're one of them. :p
Meanwhile now that they know me I'm fairly sure i could be going on drug benders in the weekend and try won't care unless it impacts my work
same, I have hidden my power levels in every job or place I have been to.
merc and sach both boomer
Well, that's some kiwifarms slang out in the open. Interesting.
Lmfao
I learned something about you today, Ben. 🙂
All i need is someone in life that is as hyper about music as i am 
yeah I learned something about myself in VRChat too. I don't let any furry pet me due to fear that I will like it.
I'm probably the only fur who doesn't really care for that
You don't need to take everything you do or like online into the real world
Except bitches and money
yeah but if I start to like it, then we fall down the slippery slope of always needing more
More my issue is I developed what most polite people would call an inappropriate sense of humor. So far, the only people I've met that share it have been EMTs, cops, and soldiers.
Nah I take those from the real world to the virtual one 😎
If my dirty tea drinking Brit friend calls a baked potato "jacket potato" one more time I'm going to control alt delete
Trauma humor
jakkit potate
Because that's what we do. Shitpost irl. You have to have thick skin to be in the military or other similar jobs. If you can't take crass, dark jokes or making fun of yourself. You won't make it
It's a really big thing for those groups of people with a type of history
oi the tatos got a jacket yea
Great balm for trauma too. Takes the edge off. XD







