general-media

[twin moss]

hey @sweet crescent can I ask you a question in private/DMs? I sent you an invite

[next bough]

[hard spire]

Rule 11. Don't ping members of the VRchat team.

[sweet crescent]

I can be reached out to on Twitter

[sick bloom]

Waw

[tawny timber]

ruuubick alive :O

[stuck crest]

its been ages since ruuubick posts :0

[jovial marsh]

this shit is so bad for you but so good

[vale nymph]

Is this ok?

Ight

[untold ingot]

bruh no vrc in this channel

[covert python]

You will soon reach the backrooms

[vale nymph]

:)

[covert python]

He’s arrived after falling if the stairs

[jovial marsh]

too true

anyone wanna play minecraft?

no i am not going to make a microsoft account

[snow thistle]

At airport

[untold ingot]

that carpet floor looks like a grass

[brazen basalt]

know what else looks like grass

[nimble apex]

Your wife

[brazen basalt]

I barely tolerate you, akito. Dont push it.

[nimble apex]

[vale niche]

akito's name is green like grass

(so is mine )

[nimble apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kirito-kazuto-kazuto-kirigaya-kirito-kirigaya-sleeping-gif-13576426

Grayss

[snow thistle]

Lol

[jovial marsh]

"Gotta go mow the grayss"
People named Gray: 😵

[snow thistle]

My irl name kinda shit

[jovial marsh]

I thought your IRL name was 💮Hyan-chan💮#0639

[snow thistle]

Meh

Hyan is hyan

[jovial marsh]

how did they put the flower emojis on the birth certificate

[snow thistle]

Hmm i also wonder that

Fun fact my uncle was the one who delivered me

[vale niche]

hand drewn

[jovial marsh]

ur uncle had his hands in ur mom coochie

[snow thistle]

C section

[nimble apex]

When I gonn write a CV for a job I’ll write "If I don’t know something and I need it. I’ll google it and figure it out"

[snow thistle]

Dont make this weird

[jovial marsh]

lower abdomen*

[snow thistle]

My life is a lie

[silent sparrow]

Having a break at school with coffee and discord

[jovial marsh]

I make everything weird why would I stop now

[snow thistle]

@jovial marsh he also delivered like 3 of my friends

So liek ye its weird

[jovial marsh]

Pathetic. I delivered myself

[nimble apex]

Tell your female classmate that Me Akito the most chad eboy man boy think she kinda bussin

[jovial marsh]

seems legit

[nimble apex]

Wait how old r u Smorez

[snow thistle]

What delivery service? Fed ex or

[vale niche]

I just spawned in like turtles according to xqc

[nimble apex]

It’ll probably work. As long as the job gets done

[silent sparrow]

@nimble apex 19 why?

[jovial marsh]

cars didn't exist back in my day

[nimble apex]

Great. Tell a girl in your class what I said

[snow thistle]

Hmm

[silent sparrow]

we dont have any 😹

[nimble apex]

Mf are you in a boy school

You poor thing

[snow thistle]

Lol

[silent sparrow]

im studying in IT an theres no girls

[nimble apex]

Not a single female

[snow thistle]

Lmao

[jovial marsh]

I was in a college computer programming course and I was the only woman there, men acted weird

[nimble apex]

Thirsty. Run

[jovial marsh]

I was asked for my number several times

yes

[snow thistle]

I mean ofc

[vale niche]

maidenless?

[nimble apex]

Run Barry Run!

[nimble apex]

https://youtu.be/bF_EOOysaSE

[snow thistle]

This shit smax

Mome boys

[nimble apex]

Its fuckin bussin

[jovial marsh]

I thought there was another girl in the class for 3/4 of my time there and wondered why I was the one everyone hit on. Then I realized he just had long hair, a high pitched voice, and feminine features 💀

[nimble apex]

Thats not Mome boys its Crispy

[brazen basalt]

They act weird here too, and it gets on my nerves pretty damned quick. 🤣

[snow thistle]

As the kids say

[silent sparrow]

good luck with me tomorrow at driving test have upcoming

[jovial marsh]

yOu cAn bOoLeAn oN mE aNyTiMe bAbYgIrL

[nimble apex]

This man legit pulled off Lightning McQueen Diamond Chain

Mans dripping with that necklace

[snow thistle]

God thats shit

[vale niche]

sheeesh 🥶

[nimble apex]

Ngl makes me want that Kachow chain to get some ladies

[jovial marsh]

lmao that one I just came up with but I swear there were worse ones made by the guys in the course if I could just remember them

[snow thistle]

Lmao

I bet they used floar or some shit

Float*

[nimble apex]

Are you the girl of my dreams…? Because I only have nightmares

[brazen basalt]

Hitting on randoms: sad incel energy

[snow thistle]

Ngl thid id good

[jovial marsh]

that's so hot. the guy is alright too but that necklace got me feeling some kinda way

[jovial marsh]

zamn

[nimble apex]

Ye im straight, but that chain got me kinda feelin

[jovial marsh]

exhaust pipe ready for some action

what who said that

[nimble apex]

Ayo fam you movin mad

[vale niche]

[nimble apex]

You moviiing MAD

[jovial marsh]

🧍‍♀️

[silent sparrow]

damn 3 hours break before next lesson

[snow thistle]

Meh

[nimble apex]

Seriously tho these ppl getting amazing diamond chains

Lightning McQueen, KSI’s Beerus chain, Logan Paul’s pokemon card chain

[snow thistle]

@nimble apex Ima try find an asuna plush hehe

[jovial marsh]

I wouldn't want expensive jewelry because I'd be too paranoid that I'd lose it

[snow thistle]

I have like a 40 dollar watch thts my only accesory

[nimble apex]

I wear a gold chain thats worth some and never take it off

You’re supposed to wear the jewelry for special occations tho or for photography

[snow thistle]

Ofc it has an asuna pfp

[jovial marsh]

I wear pony bead bracelets and a necklace I got for 3 dollars

[vale niche]

I have a watch my grandpa gave me because his wrist was too big to fit the watch
idk how much it's worth

[nimble apex]

Ngl kinda wanna design a diamond chain now

[nimble apex]

Daaamn

[snow thistle]

Lol

[vale niche]

[snow thistle]

Boarding pof

Pog

[nimble apex]

Maybe chain of diamond Garfield

[snow thistle]

Bread diamond chain

[nimble apex]

Rich vrc users about to commission diamond vrcat chain

[jovial marsh]

Make a Garfield necklace with him relaxing in the pool and then go up and ask people if they want to see your wet ass pussy

[nimble apex]

Brooo

[vale niche]

diamond vrcat

[nimble apex]

Brah

[vale niche]

[snow thistle]

Make a waffle chain

[nimble apex]

Id probably get something thats actually related to me though if I wanted some expensive jewelry instead of a meme cat that has nothing to do with me

[jovial marsh]

I want johnny depp diamond necklace

[nimble apex]

Either way thats just fuckin dreaming about having money

[vale niche]

no money

[nimble apex]

Johnny’s jack sparrow tattoo bird as a diamond chain

[snow thistle]

My family not poor i just dont got money

[nimble apex]

My family is dramatic so I just stay away from asking for money

[jovial marsh]

I literally have no money. Loaned it all to my mother (okay actually she went into my account and transferred it to hers without telling me and then said she borrowed money but whatever) and I've yet to see it. 😎

[nimble apex]

As long as you remember how much and got proof. Sue her

[jovial marsh]

I have no proof, but I wouldn't sue her anyway

If it was a shit ton of money and she wasn't supporting financially right now it may be different

I couldn't anyway at 16 💀

[silent sparrow]

There's a qr code on the ceiling

I smell rick roll

[jovial marsh]

scan it

now

[nimble apex]

Fuck Now I wanna do that

[silent sparrow]

ok

[snow thistle]

Lol

[viscid kraken]

would love if it just said gullible

[snow thistle]

Hmm i hought my ipad in singapore and now its going back to singapore this funi

[vale niche]

omg I wanna put rick roll qr codes up everywhere at my school lol

and among us aswell

[nimble apex]

R34 furry

[snow thistle]

Amogus

[jovial marsh]

I live in a very conservative area so I want to put up flyers around the place and make it look like some Trump support thing with a QR code and then proceed to rick-roll everyone with a smart phone in my area

[vale niche]

[nimble apex]

Nah Imagine a QR code puzzle in the whole school

[snow thistle]

Ahahhahah

[nimble apex]

First you find a QR code. It got a riddle that leads you to the next QR code

And the last one is a rick roll

[snow thistle]

Anyone use whatsapp?

[silent sparrow]

Imagine setting up an cryptography puzzle that leads to a rick roll

[snow thistle]

If u want i got some rickroll stickers

[nimble apex]

Yes but you aint getting my number

[snow thistle]

Fuck i failed

My sock feels wet its triggering me

[vale niche]

I forgot my number, can I have yours

[nimble apex]

Babe<3

[jovial marsh]

hahahaha that's so clever and original and funny

no u should of added the pleading emoji after

[snow thistle]

Ahahhaha

[nimble apex]

Hey Can I borrow your phone to call my mom and tell her to pick me up? "Proceeds to add your own phone number to her phone" and tell her to call you later

[silent sparrow]

feels good to find my lost playlist on spotify

[snow thistle]

Interesting

[jovial marsh]

I forgot my number, can I have yours 🥺 💟 #uwu

[nimble apex]

K-Komi San!!!

[vale niche]

at these pen test things I always draw amogus

[snow thistle]

I forgot abt my feet again

[nimble apex]

Your feet r fine sir

[jovial marsh]

what're thoseeeeee

[vale niche]

if you live in south west germany and see an amogus in a müller store, I was probably there

[snow thistle]

Rockin those crocs

[nimble apex]

My pick up was smoother

[snow thistle]

Crocs

Crocs goated

[vale niche]

I actually need to buy a new pen again because all of mine ran out of ink

time to draw amogus

[snow thistle]

Lmao

[snow thistle]

Try get a uniball micro shits fucking amazing

Or a pentel energel

[jovial marsh]

There's no need for pick-up lines, just do actual pick-ups. Pick up attractive stranger, take them to car, kindly offer them the comfiest seat in your trunk, and then you've got a nice S/O

[nimble apex]

Ayo… Good to know how to pick you up

[snow thistle]

U can also pick me up :)

[jovial marsh]

I will eat a lot of mcdonalds so you physically cannot

[nimble apex]

Id tie you up to the back of my car and you be rollin on the street

[vale niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRhh9CTwF4

[snow thistle]

Unfortunately im not a masochist

[nimble apex]

Damn

[nimble apex]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-spinning-dead-inside-reaction-darkness-gif-20946759

[snow thistle]

Id rather u pick me up normally

This looks so fine

[nimble apex]

Brah

[snow thistle]

Matches my name n shit

I luv it but its like 5 bucks

[jovial marsh]

bro ur shit fr look like that??

[nimble apex]

I want one of those expensive pens. They look clean

[vale niche]

draw a flower with it. Now!

[jovial marsh]

If I got an expensive pen I'd just lose it

[snow thistle]

Meh not all i mean i hydrodipped my calculator case just cuz i can

[nimble apex]

My dad has one on his desk

[snow thistle]

I lost my fountain pen

[jovial marsh]

I was talking about the other kind of shit.

[nimble apex]

The ink is super nice

[viscid kraken]

i stole it

[snow thistle]

I bought this

[nimble apex]

Are you asian or white

[snow thistle]

Asian

[nimble apex]

What

[viscid kraken]

i’ve been using the same red pen i found on the ground in 9th grade

[snow thistle]

The light was pretty bright but i am certified yelliw

Hmm

[nimble apex]

Give me the light novel rn

[vale niche]

chrome dino

[snow thistle]

No

[nimble apex]

Give it to me

[snow thistle]

I have 3 of them but

[nimble apex]

Give it

[snow thistle]

No

[nimble apex]

I need it more than u

Is that a tiny berserk sword..

[snow thistle]

Yes

Book mark

[nimble apex]

Give me the fucking book

[snow thistle]

Fuck no

[nimble apex]

Reeeeee

[jovial marsh]

that's a really cool bookmark

[nimble apex]

You can put it into a cup and make ice cream pops

[nimble apex]

Foot

[jovial marsh]

not my first thought but you're right

[snow thistle]

Bruh fuck

[nimble apex]

Foot again

[nimble apex]

I remember having those ice cream shape things you make

[snow thistle]

I have 3 books only

[nimble apex]

I need the progressive novels

[snow thistle]

No

[nimble apex]

Reeee

[snow thistle]

Mine

[jovial marsh]

I had those, I turned everything into a popsicle

[snow thistle]

Lmao yea

[nimble apex]

Same

Cola

[snow thistle]

Cranberry juice pops were bussin

[nimble apex]

Man I want those again to try ice tea

[jovial marsh]

I made pineapple and mandarin orange juice ones and it was so good

[snow thistle]

Pog

[nimble apex]

Brah

These times r confusing

[snow thistle]

Lol

Bro

I think they listening

[nimble apex]

Ew

Fucking never gonna try that

[untold ingot]

[nimble apex]

Those emotes match perfectly

The crossover

[nimble apex]

… is that bread without a plate

[snow thistle]

Me last night :

Yes

[devout edge]

rip bread

[nimble apex]

[snow thistle]

Bussin dinner

[nimble apex]

[snow thistle]

Niicw

Ima try get more sao novels

Hmmmm

[nimble apex]

I think my friend has the highest iq bro

[snow thistle]

Interesting

[nimble apex]

We were watching the new batman movie and I had to pause bc she wanted to figure out the riddles alone. And some how she figured out every single one

[vale niche]

[devout edge]

oh jeez that’s impressive

[nimble apex]

[snow thistle]

Hmm cant relate* i no like dc

[nimble apex]

She legit figured out one of the most difficult riddles too

[snow thistle]

Or marvel for that fact

[devout edge]

no same i haven’t watched any “hero” movies

[snow thistle]

Lol

These pens r bussin

[devout edge]

they look so nice

[snow thistle]

They right rly good to

My to go pens but they expensive as fuck

Like at least 2 bucks each

[nimble apex]

She figured out "You are El Rata alada" which you probably wont figure out just by reading that

But she did. That alone and she figured it out

[devout edge]

i mean i haven’t watched the movie so 😅

[snow thistle]

Same

[nimble apex]

You dont have to

[jovial marsh]

batmannnn

[snow thistle]

U gotta know spanish?

[nimble apex]

Just bc the movie showed the riddle doesnt mean she needed the clues from the movie

[nimble apex]

No lol she was big brain

[snow thistle]

Icic

[nimble apex]

Its URL

[jovial marsh]

tecnically a bat is a rat with wings and I will not unsee it

[nimble apex]

You Are El "URL"

[snow thistle]

Uniform resource locater?

[devout edge]

wait-

[nimble apex]

Url is a website. So rata alada was a website

[snow thistle]

I mean ur not wrong

[snow thistle]

Hoe the fuck do u referance el to become url

[nimble apex]

You are El. Read it loud it sounds like URL and forget the spanish

Thats how she figured it out when we watched it

[jovial marsh]

batman is el rata alada 😎

[snow thistle]

I didnt read the you are*

[nimble apex]

Brah

[snow thistle]

Ye my brain was rired of exams

But still in speed read mode so

[nimble apex]

I highly reccommend the Batman even if you arent a fan of dc or marvel. Its such a good detective movie

[snow thistle]

It got skipped

[nimble apex]

[untold ingot]

Blyatman

[snow thistle]

Aiplanes have 3 engines

[devout edge]

hope you passed 🤞🤞

[snow thistle]

Arigato

[jovial marsh]

I was like "tf why would u say that" bc I'm tired and my brain assumed u meant passed as in died

[snow thistle]

A for average

[nimble apex]

You fucking donut

[jovial marsh]

yeah

[devout edge]

no it’s okie 😭💀 it’s like 4:15 for me and i should be sleeping so i get you

[snow thistle]

Right someone in my grade's dad passed so ye

[jovial marsh]

same time 😭

[devout edge]

oh- i’m sorry

[snow thistle]

Its like 3 12

[nimble apex]

Go to bed you midgets

[devout edge]

wooo est

[snow thistle]

Pm

[jovial marsh]

I refuse.

[nimble apex]

Thats my line. Find your own

[devout edge]

5’4 is not a midget 😭

[jovial marsh]

And I am of average height

[snow thistle]

Im 5 7

[jovial marsh]

I always say that

[nimble apex]

You’re crying so clearly you believe it

[snow thistle]

I think

[nimble apex]

I do too.

[jovial marsh]

haha short I'm 5'5

[snow thistle]

Haha short im 5 7

[jovial marsh]

sus

[devout edge]

nah 4’10 is the legal line

[snow thistle]

Well

[jovial marsh]

I'm taller than u in dog years

[devout edge]

kdjfjegjegjs

[snow thistle]

I dont use western shit unit system

[devout edge]

not the dog years 😭😭😭

[nimble apex]

5'5

[snow thistle]

Im like 170 cm

[devout edge]

i’m 163 cm

i think

[snow thistle]

Lol

Hmm

[jovial marsh]

about 5'3 then?

[snow thistle]

Im pretty tall for being asian

[devout edge]

no

unless my conversion is wrong

[jovial marsh]

I forgot my conversions

[nimble apex]

Im taller than you all

[devout edge]

dw i just remember it from one time i searched it

[snow thistle]

5 3 is 160

[nimble apex]

Short

[snow thistle]

Ur also older

[nimble apex]

I am?

[jovial marsh]

old man

[nimble apex]

Ive never said my age

[devout edge]

literally was thinking the same thing 😂

[jovial marsh]

oldddd

[nimble apex]

You dont know if im younger than you or older. Im powerful

[snow thistle]

Ye but u radiate 21 yo aura

[nimble apex]

Bro

Cap

[jovial marsh]

I guessed like 19 or smthn

[devout edge]

i feel like it’s more 23

[untold ingot]

[snow thistle]

People think im 20 for some reason

[nimble apex]

If I was 21 shiii id be drinking

[jovial marsh]

19

[nimble apex]

Im still a teenager

So any teen year

[snow thistle]

Same

[jovial marsh]

I'm correct

[snow thistle]

Ye 18 19

[devout edge]

yeah but some people give off older vibes

[nimble apex]

You could be. You also could not

[snow thistle]

Considering that u would want to drink

[nimble apex]

How tf do I give old vibes Im immature

[devout edge]

but this makes me thing 14-16

[snow thistle]

Tone

[nimble apex]

This is funny

[jovial marsh]

can I ask your age 🤨

[snow thistle]

I agree

@jovial marsh can i ask ur age

[devout edge]

and ik 30 y/os that act like they are 12 😭😭

[jovial marsh]

you can lmao

[snow thistle]

Whats ur age?

[nimble apex]

Cant be cobruh

[jovial marsh]

A guess must first be made.

[nimble apex]

Oh shit new Moon Knight ep today

[devout edge]

take a guess

[snow thistle]

Like 17

[devout edge]

huh?

[jovial marsh]

Although it shouldn't be hard if you've read my recent chats idk

[jovial marsh]

15-16

[devout edge]

no 😭

[snow thistle]

Oh

[jovial marsh]

nearly

[nimble apex]

This is sad

[snow thistle]

Im near 16

[jovial marsh]

13

[devout edge]

nope

[jovial marsh]

14

[devout edge]

incorrect

[snow thistle]

I sense broken tos

[jovial marsh]

bruh

[devout edge]

i’m near 18

[jovial marsh]

17

[devout edge]

yep

[jovial marsh]

first try!!

[snow thistle]

15 gang

[devout edge]

never broke tos i didn’t know this app existed till i was 14 😭

[snow thistle]

Same bro

[snow thistle]

17?

Pog

[devout edge]

all of my friends were like “what’s your discord” but i didn’t know what they meant

[snow thistle]

Sameeee

[jovial marsh]

Nah I was making a joke that I got saturn's age on the 1st try. I'm 16.

[snow thistle]

Oh lol

[devout edge]

no obviously you got it

[jovial marsh]

yes of course

[snow thistle]

Im 16 in july

[devout edge]

definitely didn’t ask if i was 13 😭

[snow thistle]

I csn get a drivers license next year

[jovial marsh]

Hi 16 in july I'm dad

[snow thistle]

Hi dsd so u did come back with the milk

Whatt took u so long

[jovial marsh]

They didn't accept bitcoin at the grocery store sorry

[nimble apex]

[snow thistle]

Ahh hoe much bit coin u got tho rn?

[jovial marsh]

9 bitcoin

[snow thistle]

Daaamn

[jovial marsh]

69 bitcoin

[snow thistle]

Dad good news i got 69/80 for chemistry

In all seriousnes i actually did

[jovial marsh]

I will send you to Jesus

[devout edge]

it’s been fun but i need to attempt to sleep for an hour and a half before i go to class

[jovial marsh]

in all seriousness that's nice good job

[snow thistle]

Oyaduminadsi

[jovial marsh]

fix yo sleep schedule gn

[devout edge]

goodnight guys and congrats hyan!

[snow thistle]

I cant type wtf

[snow thistle]

Thnx

[devout edge]

you first

[jovial marsh]

no ❤️

[snow thistle]

I have a decent sleep sched

I apprently only need 6 hrs of sleep to last the whole day

So thats convineint

[jovial marsh]

I either sleep 4-6 hours a night or 12 and there's no in-between

[snow thistle]

I should stop uding my phone its like 36 percent

[jovial marsh]

well not really sleep, I lay there for a good chunk of it

[snow thistle]

Shit

Lmao

[jovial marsh]

how shitty is your battery that you have to get off your phone at 36 💀

[snow thistle]

Hmm

Its not that itd shitty ims parsnoid that i would drain it by the timr i reach singapore

[jovial marsh]

fair enough

[snow thistle]

Well that is shitty

Im travelling slone do i gottal like call my parents and i dont wanna wait like a few mins js trying to charge my phone

I cant type

[jovial marsh]

As someone who was garbage typing on phone, I understood it just fine

[snow thistle]

Lmao yes

Some people so dumb and csnt understand shit even with context clues

Its kinda annoying

[jovial marsh]

"I like to play basketjhll and football"

"You like to play what? that made no sense."

[snow thistle]

Exacrlyyy

Hmm time to get some smiggle

[jovial marsh]

Exacrlyyy? what's that? /s 😭

[snow thistle]

Lmao

@jovial marsh u got smiggle where u at?

[jovial marsh]

tf is smiggle

[snow thistle]

Oh

Its like a brand of pencil cases

[jovial marsh]

sounds like a kids show

never heard of it

[snow thistle]

Icic

Ig its like asian school drip

[jovial marsh]

we got those zipper pouches where the whole thing is made out of a zipper and you can turn it into one long zipper rope tho 👀

[snow thistle]

Oh those

[jovial marsh]

everyone wanted those in elementary school man

[snow thistle]

Lmao

[jovial marsh]

how do i kill bedbugs

[snow thistle]

Yea i can remember that

[snow thistle]

By killing them

[jovial marsh]

If they're not bad, strip down your bed any blankets or pillows that are on other furniture and dry it for a bit

[snow thistle]

Sprey them with napalm should do the trick

[jovial marsh]

then get a spray bottle and fill it with rubbing alcohol and spray down the surfaces

[snow thistle]

How to make napalm u ask?

[jovial marsh]

or that

what a surprise

the sao fan is the least interesting and most obnoxious person in chat

[snow thistle]

Damn

[vale niche]

or deodorant flamethrower

[snow thistle]

Ok

[jovial marsh]

It's clearly you ❤️

[snow thistle]

Napalm is the go to tho js put some styrofoam in acetone n u should be good

[jovial marsh]

How do I resist the urge to drink it tho

That shit gotta be bussin

[snow thistle]

Hmm u tell me

[untold ingot]

vaccum ur bed and expose it to strong UV light?

[vale niche]

down a lot of lean before, so you're not thristy anymore 👍

[jovial marsh]

You get one and keep your smencil pencils and your poptropica log in written on a sticky note in it

[jovial marsh]

you're so smart

[snow thistle]

I can make thermite

Not the brightest idea b dn tss

[jovial marsh]

Idc lets do it

[snow thistle]

Ok

Js get some rust and mix it with magnesium in 1 : 2 ratio

Like thats it

Instead of magnesium aluminium also works but make it 1 :1 ratio

Y do i know this? I also dk

[jovial marsh]

never mix cough syrup mix it up with Iodine and lye

[vale niche]

I'm gonna ask my chemistry teacher if we can make thermite in class next week

[snow thistle]

Btw its mole rstio not mas

But ye u should ask

U might commit arson but ye have a fun practical

[vale niche]

dw, I won't commit arson, atleast not before I get declined from working as a customs officer (that's a joke mr fbi man !!!)

[snow thistle]

U can easily make makeshift bombs with some metal bbs a piece if sodium and a water bottle

I shouldnt say this shit

Kk cya in an hour ornso plane abt to take off

[jovial marsh]

never take the strike pads off a matchbook, then go to the hardware store and then look near the paint thinners for Muriatic acid, or bring a pot into a rapid boil, or get hydrogen peroxide, or go to a farming store and then buy PH strips and PVC pipes or those fuel cans that make outdoor grill lights

Me when no one knows 😦

It appears that no one knows

[jovial marsh]

bye

[nimble apex]

Hello. Am Akito. Here to bring you cats I found on instagram of my fav cat breed

[untold ingot]

[jovial marsh]

those cats look like they'd be a mom and dad on a children's show about a cat family

[nimble apex]

They sibblings

[jovial marsh]

shit

[nimble apex]

I love them

They’re Egyptian Mau in Silver n Bronze.

[jovial marsh]

I retract my initial statement. Beautiful cats though.

[nimble apex]

Like if you ever want two cats, they’re fucking perfect

[jovial marsh]

my cat has been a clingy fuck wad for the past week but I love it because I can pet him more

[nimble apex]

Maybe get em a cat friend to play with

Always have two cats so they can play

[jovial marsh]

The other one just passed and my mother doesn't want to get another for a while because she's sad 👀

[nimble apex]

Yikes

[jovial marsh]

we had 3, then 2, now 1. He's a cutie

[nimble apex]

Well I have complicated

I want 3 cats. And I want 2 chihuahuas. But I know for a fact I cant do that

5 animals is too much

[jovial marsh]

I'd have 5 cats with no hesitation, god I love cats.

[nimble apex]

I want those Egyptian maus and a Norwegian Forest Cat, and two smol lazy chihuahuas

[jovial marsh]

I will take any cat except I would prefer not a maine coon

Maine coons keep dying on us and I don't want to do it anymore 💀

[nimble apex]

Wth is a maine coon

[jovial marsh]

a cat breed

[nimble apex]

Legit

[jovial marsh]

they're very pretty and big

[nimble apex]

Oh. Try Norwegian forest cat. Currently have one

Big and majestic

Boy is fluffy af

[vale niche]

flooof

[jovial marsh]

floofy boy

[nimble apex]

Legit that neck is fluff

[jovial marsh]

they're all pretty

[nimble apex]

Ye thats forest cat

They amazin

[jovial marsh]

this one kinda looks like my last maine coon

[vale niche]

one of the cats living in this village is also a forest cat with big floofy fur

[nimble apex]

Dang

[nimble apex]

Siiick

[jovial marsh]

floofy boy

I call them all floofy boy even though it could be a girl

[vale niche]

when I used to walk home from the bus stop, he would always sit in this one grass field that I walked past

but now my grandpa drives me to school with a car so I don't see the cat as often

[nimble apex]

Sad

[nimble apex]

But I still want these

[jovial marsh]

ebag be like: ebag noises

[nimble apex]

That is such a furry joke that Im too not furry to laugh.

[jovial marsh]

what

[untold ingot]

[jovial marsh]

i don't get it

[nimble apex]

Man named Ebag… said "Ebag be like: ebag noises"

[jovial marsh]

Correct

[nimble apex]

Does that mean the ebag noises is "Ebag be like ebag noises"

Brah

[jovial marsh]

Possibly

[trail mesa]

floof floof floof

[jovial marsh]

cats be like: 🐈

[untold ingot]

[nimble apex]

Ayo mad Im having a good hair day

[vale niche]

Omg its ebag!

[jovial marsh]

❗

very snus

[sick bloom]

Snusk

You stupid green gremlin

[untold ingot]

it's not even gremlin

[sick bloom]

I do not care what it is supposed to be

[untold ingot]

agree

[fallow osprey]

Now we wait.

[sick bloom]

[untold ingot]

[fallow osprey]

But yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get some protection for the Quest.

Heard VRCover has lens covers.

[worldly vessel]

Quest Bag would be ideal for protection

IF it's in that you don't need a extra lens cover.

[fallow osprey]

Wh- wait wait wait, are you-

No, that's not its name, is it.

I mean

It's the case, yeah, but I never thought it would be called that as well!

[worldly vessel]

Yeah the carry case would ofc make a good full protection

[fallow osprey]

Yeah, but for me...

If I can get some extra protection to make the Quest last a good while, I will get it.

...and I don't want a repeat of sending it to repairs.

[sick bloom]

I just saw this

[novel wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/now-old-man-the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-9677657

[untold ingot]

[fallow osprey]

ThrillSeeker showed that as part of Meme Break.

...they were on point for the most part.

[granite goblet]

Dyxux7tdxidthzd

[bold void]

where ya goin

[tranquil quarry]

"Oculus" dead brand

[rich mulch]

Ooo

[fallow osprey]

https://www.macrumors.com/2022/04/27/mirror-finish-and-charging-stands-for-headset/

[worldly vessel]

Patent? What the new thing about it?

It's a stand with a wireless charger in it...

Like, ofc you can do that.

[wise falcon]

when will there be a patent for vrchat 2

[worldly vessel]

This is NOT a VRChat channel

Also please just read the text @iron ember

[wise falcon]

get out of that box

im gonna close the box and throw it

[worldly vessel]

Same to you, @worldly tartan this is NOT a VRChat channel.

[worldly tartan]

Sorry

[worldly vessel]

#avatar-search-old in your case

Also, don't cross promote

[knotty idol]

[upper swan]

[sick bloom]

I am the britbong now

[shut needle]

i had fish n chips just a couple weeks ago

Korean fried chicken

[sick bloom]

very cool

[snow thistle]

Singaporw

[shut needle]

i wanna go to singapore someday and meet a vrchat frend

i went to britain from america recently, thats how i had fish n chips

[upper swan]

tasty

[bold void]

yooo

[stuck crest]

ohh neat bethesda converting to steam

[fallow osprey]

inhale

[vale niche]

why does the bethesda logo look like the roblox logo

[fallow osprey]

If you ever encounter someone in a multiplayer game whose sole purpose today was to piss everyone off in any possible way, shape or form, you're justified in despising them.

[stuck crest]

you mean destroying them

[fallow osprey]

Absolutely.

[stuck crest]

yep

[sick bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783584365539360778/968888849570885692/unknown.png

its just the entire game that does it

[fallow osprey]

Oh no, it's enjoyable.

[stuck crest]

i used to know a game that brings joy, but its shutdown

[fallow osprey]

It's just that some people in the game I play on my phone make sets with the purpose of making you lose instantly.

Or to overwhelm you.

[upper swan]

I don’t like a lot of melted cheese

[untold ingot]

[candid gorge]

can someone order me ubereats

[worldly vessel]

sure. PayPal me 100$ and i'll order food for 50$ for you

[brave elk]

[upper swan]

favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch

[maiden gulch]

cinnamon toast crunch is overrated

[vale niche]

I still have some cinnamon toast crunch cereal in my kitchen

also smol cookie cereal

[dense sphinx]

trix is best

[maiden gulch]

i haven't had cereal in so long

[balmy lion]

[stuck crest]

ew that emoji

i thought you left that server strix

[dense sphinx]

like the kids in vrc?

[balmy lion]

That's on my personal server.

[stuck crest]

don't do that, that emoji's uglay

[sick bloom]

[stuck crest]

[balmy lion]

But, fug.

[fallow osprey]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2317040-ordinary-copper-telephone-wire-could-carry-gigabit-broadband-speeds/

https://www.pcgamer.com/if-a-900w-nvidia-geforce-card-appears-in-the-next-generation-the-gpu-industry-has-lost-its-head/

[vast ember]

Finally got mine in the mail! So cute! Going to 3D scan it into an avatar. Haha.

[sick bloom]

I knew someone was gonna do it

its inevitable

[jovial marsh]

Why did my oculus account and all my apps just disappear nothing loads I’ve restarted the headset 5 times and nothing works

But on the oculus mobile app everything is there

[untold ingot]

[stuck crest]

nope

well i think steam vr is exactly that

steam home?

[tranquil spear]

i made this image using an ai image generator and a caption adder, it says "have a good day"
is this cursed enough to send to people people who are either perverse, rude, offensive, or racist towards me?

[maiden gulch]

have a good day

[chilly kraken]

You can 3d scan shit?

[median parcel]

I think ill go on a walkabout

[chilly kraken]

The most unlikely of vrchat players

[sick bloom]

I was this close, so incredibly close to ending this poor carriers life

[median parcel]

Y

[sick bloom]

why must this game hate me

[hybrid pewter]

<@&397642795457970181> two people send me this on mp (sorry if this the wrong channel idk where i can post this) FOR THE OTHER DON'T TRUST THESE THING

[upper rivet]

report/block em

[hybrid pewter]

yeah i already do that

but for warn the most naive

[jovial marsh]

https://prnt.sc/bHMoSFCdEHV4

[hybrid pewter]

yeah i think that a good idea

[upper rivet]

yee

[jovial marsh]

[upper swan]

I don’t like cheesecake

[hybrid pewter]

well sorry for bother you i hope i help some people with my action have a good day bye

[night arch]

Thnx so much for that

[jovial marsh]

You're welcome ^-^

[jovial marsh]

I got this DM as well.

I also turned off the DM's.

And if you did not know how to open that then right click on the server and click on privacy settings https://prnt.sc/iARffo6xrocE

[hybrid pewter]

what is/n /n ?

[balmy lion]

Line break.

[untold bloom]

Fushimi inari on steam has a VR version

[vast python]

real

[hybrid pewter]

i see

[sick bloom]

waw a marsy

[covert mica]

Yesh

[sick bloom]

[chilly kraken]

My cat

[untold bloom]

Realnt

[sick bloom]

you're realnt

[chilly kraken]

Unforgivable violence

[sick bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/337679895721148419/965324477648998430/image0.gif

[jovial marsh]

I got that too

[jovial marsh]

dude censor this, it's too graphic

[sick bloom]

cope

[jovial marsh]

OwO

[stuck crest]

[fast pelican]

Figured out how to nuke the tallest building in Saints Row IV... by using the abduction gun to suck myself really really high into the air.

[jovial marsh]

Persona 5 x Saints Row IV

[fast pelican]

If a game gives overpowered mechanics, I will exploit them for lulz.

[stuck crest]

its always the persona fans

[jovial marsh]

Persona is good

[stuck crest]

oh man the persona community is toxic asf

[jovial marsh]

I have a ren amamiya ava on vrc

[stuck crest]

but not as bad as league of legends

[fast pelican]

yeah most of it is toxic

they're so toxic they even hate themselves half the time

[jovial marsh]

I've never engaged with it although it was my favorite game for a long time

[stuck crest]

fair

[fast pelican]

good, don't. Most of it is pretty bad.

esp on Reddit

[jovial marsh]

oh god not league

[stuck crest]

[fast pelican]

Well, LoL is known for toxic players.

[chilly kraken]

We don’t talk about them

[stuck crest]

but league can be fun with friends 😊

[jovial marsh]

I tried it once, didn't like it but I can see the appeal

[stuck crest]

i can tell you that even tho league has toxic players, its not that bad of a game just as long as you don't go near any other players that you don't know

only against a.i or co-op with friends against a.i makes the game smooth

[jovial marsh]

I used to play a lot of minecraft. the MC community can be pretty garbage nowadays though. I don't play anymore, I used to just meet up with friends and we'd build together or play the build battle mini game but that's it.

[stuck crest]

minecraft is ultra boring, its only the imagination that drives the players to do shenanigans

three types of players in minecraft are survival players, creative players and then theres the 3rd type of players who's doing all the moddings and ultra realistic shader packs and things, its so weird

[chilly kraken]

Old Minecraft was good, the fucking dream stans decided to fuck it up though.

[sick bloom]

[stuck crest]

old or new minecraft, both are still crap because end game boss is just ender dragon, everything else is just cosmetics and blocks

[sick bloom]

I like building in creative

[stuck crest]

i do too

[sick bloom]

I've already had enough of survival

[jovial marsh]

this is why I refuse to associate with minecraft 👍

[stuck crest]

Do you know Ghibli Studio Spirited Away?

[jovial marsh]

I preferred building without limits just because I'm a very creative person but survival was fun too

[sick bloom]

Yes

[stuck crest]

@sick bloom i played a map in it long time ago.

[sick bloom]

3d in minecraft how

[chilly kraken]

I hate dreams stan so god damn much

[stuck crest]

oh that was through a thing called Custom Steve Mod

[jovial marsh]

Ghibli movies are so good, I adore them. I was watching Howl's Moving Castle a few nights ago

[stuck crest]

but anyway, this map was great, its a shame i didn't have friends back then to show them this

[jovial marsh]

I try not to generalize entire groups of people but I'm so close to making an exception for dream smp shit

[chilly kraken]

Fr tho man

[stuck crest]

@sick bloom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C4r_sOfYI

[chilly kraken]

Funny part is that there’s a girl at my school who wears a fucking dream mask every damn day

[stuck crest]

video not embedding welp

[chilly kraken]

And they are the most annoying bastard

[sick bloom]

that is cursed

[stuck crest]

its pretty cute

[chilly kraken]

I put age is just a number on their locker once as a joke

[stuck crest]

thats bullying

you should go to a corner and think about what you did

[chilly kraken]

Is this so

[jovial marsh]

my mom used to make me go stand with my nose touching the corner for 30 minutes if I talked back or said no or something as a little kid 💀

[chilly kraken]

💀damn

[jovial marsh]

that and put soap in my mouth

[chilly kraken]

You deadass got the a Christmas story mother

[jovial marsh]

lmao

[chilly kraken]

My mother would just beat my ass

I’m Mexican

[jovial marsh]

her ex husband would beat my ass but my mom didn't as much. If my mom beat my ass it was with a switch from the rose bush though

[chilly kraken]

Damm

[jovial marsh]

my grandma got ahold of me once with a switch because I wouldn't put my shoes on and lets just say, I never needed her to do that again lmao

my grandma is something else

[chilly kraken]

Legit listening to red sun from mgr and the thought in my head fits so damn well it ain’t even funny

[jovial marsh]

man idek what that is 😭

[chilly kraken]

Search that shit up

[sick bloom]

sundowner moment

[chilly kraken]

On god

[jovial marsh]

Idk if I'm reading the right lyrics, is it jamie christopherson?

[chilly kraken]

Shit I forgot ur deaf

[jovial marsh]

lmao

my own family does sometimes, mainly my brother

[chilly kraken]

[night valley]

Yo anyone got bitches

Oh wait why am I even asking

[upper swan]

my favorite instrument is 🎻

[jovial marsh]

my favorite instrument is ur mom

[knotty idol]

[night valley]

Mine is

https://tenor.com/view/trombone-donald-duck-playing-gif-7267851

[jovial marsh]

why's it look like that

[stuck crest]

🚁

[valid kraken]

lol

[torn sluice]

I was considering getting the index but my question is that is it worth now because apparently the index 2 is a thing? can I get some replies on this since it will be a upgrade from a quest 2.

[valid kraken]

Index 2?

Since when?

[stuck crest]

yes its still worth getting the index, because once index 2 comes out, index will likely be discontinued and people will sell it over price for scalping

theres no guarantee that index 2 will be better

not to mention that index 2 will likely go out of stock instantly and you will have to wait weeks and even months for your pre-order or order to go through, index 1 already has a long waiting line as it is

[valid kraken]

Really? I can order the index tho for me at least

[stuck crest]

depends on your region

[valid kraken]

I would imagine

[mental matrix]

i think they hate living in romania

[tawny timber]

people die when they are killed

[untold ingot]

[tawny timber]

shirou has a way with words thats for sure

[jovial marsh]

oh so vrchat team. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[valid kraken]

Optimization

[jovial marsh]

its fucking stupid

its not laggy at all

they are smoking

"Optimization" my ass

[untold ingot]

not a vrc channel btw

[jovial marsh]

i cant send imgs in gen

[untold ingot]

oh no, anyways u can always use image host

in general

[jovial marsh]

ok i guess

but still

im fucking mad

[lost dock]

may

[viscid kraken]

it definitely is

[jovial marsh]

not really

we can just click turn off avatar

problem solved

no need to remove it

[valid kraken]

Mole japoneses

[snow thistle]

Looks fkin bussin

[valid kraken]

I prefer Katsudon

[valid kraken]

Nice

[snow thistle]

Bussin

[tawny timber]

some avatars that are very poor dont exactly give you time to turn them off

[jovial marsh]

CURRY, also see topic.

[tawny timber]

also, you shouldnt be very poor on quest

oh

[trail stream]

one last thing too, it’s also just an Oculus-level thing

[tawny timber]

why did i think this was gen 2

anyways whats curry like

[jovial marsh]

japanese curry is amazing

[tawny timber]

ive never had it

[trail stream]

pretty damn good

[jovial marsh]

still dont remove that

there are amazing avatars that are on very poor setting

If you can get your hands on some chicken katsu curry somewhere, try it

or make it yourself

[trail stream]

yeah, chicken katsu curry rules. there’s one place in the city i love going to for it

[jovial marsh]

THE shit.

[tawny timber]

is it just like sauce?

[jovial marsh]

that is indeed the sauce, you add the veges n stuff

and potato

its quite thick

[tawny timber]

what taste like

[jovial marsh]

i mean, it tastes like curry xD

hard to compare it to anything else

[valid kraken]

Imagine gravy

But better

[jovial marsh]

checks out tbh xD

[valid kraken]

have you ever had beef stew?

[tawny timber]

not that i remember

[valid kraken]

any stew?

[snow thistle]

Curry delish

Ginished food so full

[tawny timber]

im not a fan of stew

i cant remember ever eating it

[snow thistle]

Curry is a gravy

[tawny timber]

too chunky for me

[valid kraken]

Then again gravy

[tawny timber]

gravy is good

[snow thistle]

I liek clam chowder im pretty sure its a type of stew

But im not tht big of A fan of tomato based stews

[tawny timber]

i was force fed chowder as a child so i absolutely despise it

[snow thistle]

Damn

This curry was abdolutely bussin tho

[valid kraken]

soup

[tawny timber]

soup is good

[snow thistle]

Hmm

[tawny timber]

sometimes

[snow thistle]

Soup is meh depends on what soup

[tawny timber]

broccoli soup and tomato soup are good

[valid kraken]

Same but with anchovies

[snow thistle]

Same but with

Im not sure

[valid kraken]

lol

I hate bell peppers

[snow thistle]

Im ok with them

[valid kraken]

How about chicken soup🍲

[snow thistle]

I useed to hate spicy now i eat samyang for breakfast and they bussin bussin

[tawny timber]

if it doesnt have celery in it i dont mind it

[snow thistle]

I should stop saying bussin its kinda weird

[valid kraken]

Na

[snow thistle]

U guys ever eat nasi goreng?

[tawny timber]

celery is the worst thing humanity has grown

[snow thistle]

Agreed

[valid kraken]

xD

why

[tawny timber]

cuz its nasty

[snow thistle]

They taste weird

[tawny timber]

tastes bad, texture is bad

[snow thistle]

I love lettuce

[tawny timber]

why would i wanna eat stringy water

[snow thistle]

Seaweed :

[valid kraken]

There's a celery that tastes like mint in Mexico

yerba santa or yerba buena i can't remember what's it called

[snow thistle]

Cilantro? Aka corriander

[valid kraken]

No

[snow thistle]

Damn singapore is epik

Theres a donqui under my hotel so like

Its very nice n convinient

[valid kraken]

ohhhh

[tawny timber]

cilantro

tastes like soap

[valid kraken]

How about parsley

[tawny timber]

i dont mind parsley, it still kinda has a soapy flavour tho

[snow thistle]

Hmm

I like rosemary

It smells like soap

[valid kraken]

Smell good

[snow thistle]

But i like

[valid kraken]

Basil too

[snow thistle]

Hmm basil is good has an earthy smell

Hmm i like the smell of coocnut milk

Hi paci

[pseudo jetty]

Basil

[stuck crest]

[snow thistle]

Paimon aka emergency food

[valid kraken]

I just like coconut juice

[snow thistle]

Juice....

[valid kraken]

Even tho if you drink too much you get explosive D

[vale niche]

Brasil

[valid kraken]

Same thing as pears

[snow thistle]

Ye

Coconut water tho

[valid kraken]

Well that

I drank like 5 one time
Fun times

[snow thistle]

From bottle of like fresh

[valid kraken]

Fresh

I peled them with a machete

[snow thistle]

This man is clearly cultured

If not a mchete its a clever

[brazen basalt]

dont get how coconut tastes good but coconut water tastes awful