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Ooo
🦫
A beaver? :0
Beaver juice
Eeewie
Is night for you?
NighNigh Emu! 🌙 🎉
gn emu

y r u wandering
Cuz I bored
Chicken 🐥


bleh tastes like fuzz

cant believe my friends are eating eachother
that sounded weird im never saying that again

Nugget
i have chicken to eat tonight
Giv
🥺

im cooking some tonight
you're cooking chicky? 
theres no bone in the chicken irl :c
Aw :(
Can you make me some too dear?
Can I has da meat den? -0-

<
) ( nomnom >🍗
Thank you! 🥰

whY are you blushing
Me when eat
You when eat
Shushy, cuz it's the niko

Oop, maxxy are you a food addict?
yea, I need that stuff too, everyday 
I eat when parents feed meh

im sorry im such an addict 😔

Oop
You could be 50 pounds or 500 pounds, it don't matter, you still maxxy



I want snuggles
Oop


Whaaa no dying maxxy



alive 



why is the lemon perambulating
ask lemon, he is one, he should know
damn apparently thats not what perambulating means
Ape-like creatures throwing their waste.
Aww thank you guys!
Isn't that what you usually do though?
Lemon is a Lemon throwing Lemon
Have you done the rice purity test before? If yes, what did you get?
From the facetiming I've done with lem that's all I've seen
Thank you!
facetiming 
Lemon is quite the character
Advanced and intelligent AI system.
in 6 hours because its noon 😊
Go get snack
Valve were flexing this shit in 1997 meanwhile it's like that.
Oki thank you!
just like me at 3am
At school in homeroom
Lol I have 1 more year 😂
Lol thank you!😂
can't wait until summer, then I'm done with this school and off to college 
And now I must commence the worketh
I hope I won't screw up some of the final exams again lmao
Lol ikr
failed last year so I'm re-taking the final year, but mostly just missed too many tests and got bad grades from the beginning because of that
Run AWAY.
this time I took all the class tests and got meh grades, better than F's tho
I hate to say good bye but I must go but I’ll be back in an hour
byeeeee
I said RUN.




Big don
Mhm
gigadon 
Big.. Daddy..
_ _
Gargantudon
but don't put a "g" at the end 
hello koda


Stop being cold!
You're mean


Bum.
🅱️um

Damn apparently now there's ageism, guy in my class got rona for like the 3rd time and according to the government everyone under 18 doesn't have to follow the 1.5m rule
Nah uh you stay

Sneakily joins the server
That's not ageism that's stupidity



Oh
Only 4 people in my class including me are adults 
Senior year?
You're barely an adult shush
I don't speak American school system
Is it your last year?
He's dutch and in college..
Oh.

so first IT, then I had to do IT again, and now maritime officer
i started my second college
Second college?
What country is this?
British school system makes no sense to me
uk
How tf are you in college at 16
That's just high school with extra steps
i joined college at 14 actually lol

Huh
Skip grades?
did 3 years got full grades and then started another one
i guess so i just straight up didnt go to secondary school
im speedrunning smart
In America they give you AP classes.
Meanwhilr ive taken a year off to think about my decisions
😩
That doesn't speed up your high school process though
I took a total of 5 or 6 ap classes and it didn't do much at all for me
Well not really but studies only start in september.
But I do think very carrfully most of the time.
Did you do the dual enrollment?
Same though.
Yep, dual enrollment speech class
My parents want me gone so bad theyre like: oh why not make a trip through the UK if you can find shelter 😂
I want me gone. I hate living here
Do they have other children who are more successful?
Koda doesn't want to be murican anymore
More outgoing yes, more sucessful I doubt.
I have no siblings, so.
Ones been arrested multiple times soo yeah no
For faking da moneys
Sometimes parents just hate you.
the "weirdest" thing I got is my sisters gay
And weirder friends.
My sister wrote a list of the people who she wants dead.
Death note irl happening sometime soon
I hope you weren't on there atleast
my siblings are 10-20 years older than me
No but my ex boyfriend was
im the baby child
I am the oldest, but i'm also twins
So your parents are like 60.. gross
Babie
hey dont judge my parents
I’m the only child, my mother is the oldest of five, her mother is the oldest of four, her father is the oldest of idk.
I'll judge them all I want
ill judge u back
My father is 58 so bruh
Do it then
My grandma is the middle kid of 15 siblings
doing it rn
Gonna have to shut that lil peep hole
By her father I’m referring to my great-grandpa.

Technically, I’m like the first heir or whatever.
my moms gonna be 52 this year 
Same.
Some people dont want children before they can even support em.
🍞 🍴
My mom's gonna be 38 this year 
koda face when her parents turn 60: 
My dad is going to die before he turns 60 🧍♀️
damn bro
Diabëtë

My dad I couldn't care much about
My dad is 22 years older than my mom.
My dad is 20 years older than me 
Means he had fun I guess 😂
Old parent gang rise up.
My stepdad’s niece had a kid at 18.
You either a smart fella or a fart smella.
My mom is 33 years older then me
Old.
lemon you're a fart smella
39 years c:
False news.
Y'all got geriatric parents smh
do I win now
You do know your parents tho
Sounds like a you problem.

You know they exist and where they live 
i dont know where they live
Your childhood home?
they have moved
Oh shit
I pulled the uno reverse card and did that to my parents lul
My dad went to the Philippines to look for girls 40 years younger than him.
but ai there arent really perfect families in this world anyway
i dont know any1 with a stable family, but that might be the people i just hangout with idk
It's the people you hang out with lol
but did he succeed tho
I know people who actually love their parents... Not that I understand
Skill issue.
Snack

I'm gonna get some too today
yeah but parents don't define an entire family right, I know people like that as well, but there's just alot of shii in the world that affects most families
Only child people
depends on the snacc
many a snack
No snacking smh
what if the snacc were noodles
Personally I'm a snacc
Here in Poland we say "family looks good only on the pictures"
Because most of the times you want /wish to leave them and never come back due to them causing problems
I have acquired a chocolate bar
Like hell I'm only in contact with my parents, grandparents and one uncle with his family
Rest is just silent
yeah but I think it's also healthier to just hangout with the family u like right. Family has one step ahead of others because they are family, but if the person is bad news they are bad news. I'm not going to hangout with some1 just bcs theyre family.
So it's just me, my sis and a aunt. But ai that's good enough for me
Exactly that's what I'm doing myself
I see a part of my family I'm not in touch with only on Christmas and that's enough
Yeah I feel ya, but Pea have ya ever read about dia de los muertos
nerd 
yeah it's a spanish holiday about remembering deceased, coming together as a family and telling stories about them, which are usually family members but also friends.
it's really sweet and that holiday is the only one that makes me feel kinda sad I don't have a beautiful family : ) but ai it be what it be
aw
Bingo i love them
@jovial marsh 🫂
have u seen Coco? it's sort of a representation of the dia de los muertos
it also has a sad af ending lmao
no need no need, but I'll accept em o.o
e
Ooh yeah I watched it
god has dependency issues 👀
i’m tired of doing it all by myself :(
Ask Jesus
Got Curve's new card design today.
Downgrade from the card having its own box but the envelope is a keeper.
don’t bring up jesus…he…he…I….

O h
I’m back dear and darlings!

Hi cat….!
Hii Bip hru love!
Hey guys, how are you doing today
Great thanks for asking how about you!
Good to hear, not so well I might have corona:(
Oh no I had it too about 3 weeks ago
Oh did you take it well?
Not to well but I’m striving …!
Oh no
I lost my taste and smell I still don’t have it I had body pain and aches and a bad cough
Jesus Christ I hope it comes back soon
Can you do something to get it back?
I’m taking vitamins
I am gonna pray for you
I’ve tried a lot
Hi. I just made banging future bass
Don’t you smell anything at all? 😦
Nope
Damn
nooo
Where you vaccinated before you got it?
Lol
I was vaccinated at the beginning of 2021
Smashes table
I deman vaccine for depression
It’s totally possible
Lol 😂
Lmao
What are you guys up to today
Ha imagine going to school
Yo haha
you guys wanna hear?
Bruh I have 1 year left
I still have two years to go trough 😮💨
Got out two years early 😎
😂
I’m one year ahead
Let’s go
This doggo girl is big brain
very big brain
🥺👉🏼👈🏼 my brain big too…
u have massive brain
Proof it
very smart
how dis?
What is 5 x 6 ?
oh my god
30
Hold up I have to check
16
Correct haha
-16
OMGGGG
Nonono
-20 😎
nvm :_ (
ur so smart 😭
Charge phone
😂
Right
Left
Up
Down
Angle
im down 😎
Down bad?



You guys wanna hang out in vrchat sometime?
whats vrchat
Bruh
Do you guys means VRCat
anyone wanna listen to music i just made?
Lol
Sure
No fucking clue.
I think they mis wrote vrcat guys its ok
What is vrcat
oh yea vrcat
Vrcat
Lol 😂

does anyone wanna even listen to what i made? 😦
What did you made
i dont like music 😄
this future bass track i made
?!
I don’t like you
i only listen to pure noise for 10 hours straight
😂
Show it
oop
I don't like anyone. 
i have. its the one i replied to
i like you 😳
I like you
False.
Ayo haha
I’m just here
You too

Send it private to me
ok
but you love me right
He wants a “wholesome” picture too

hello
Heyyy sugar~!



Nah he mean he turned into me
Yeah I want to eat him up


Just kidding

You come back here
i have nitro yet i have a static pfp im so cool
Daddy issues
Who the fuck are you?
Ou
oh dammmmmnnnn
rude moment
Science fiction.
Foot?
Nah personality

😂😂😂
feet?
Nooooo
Frontal lobe?!
no feet allowed
🏃🏼♀️💨💨💨
farting as you go I see
neurons activated
Oh no 😂😂
👣
That hurts my brain
im calculating 
REVOLVING
that doesn't look healthy
My brain
needs some duct tape
is ur neck ok bb 
You could say he is a(head) of us


Ew I go to my next class
Run coward.
gl with ur class c:
Have fun
Graphics Library with your Class in C
Nooo I’m not leaving I’m going to be on my phone
I said RUN
oh naughty
NOW.
u gotta be studying
I am a Naughty Girl
Yo
No we doing nothing
Lol
I am going to call the Priester
o do as u please then 😊
I am a Neko
Tundr
🤗
Invalid.
I’m black
congratulations

Hot
Okey okey, caramel brown
personally im much more of a white chocolate myself
Mashalla
Me calling people bums.
Lemon you're a bum
Invalid.
Valid.
Negative.
cool
Get bummed bum
thanks lmao
Bumgolariah.
It’s a compliment bro haha
ye
back from work
Hello
Go back to WORK.
Where the neko at?
😂😂
huh
Sorry lol
hi peeaaaaaa
I said go back NOW.
go drink some PISS
I’m a fluffy marshmallow 🥰 and I need some coco or a really sweet coffee 🥲
Later.
allo Tundrum
☕

Was that flirting?

It's called being mental.
Yes a very bad one…😰I suck

Brian damage.
fix him then! Poor Brian..
BRIAN
DAMAGE

Ayo neko I show you how to flirt okey
Noooo 😣
Fix YOU first. 
okay I shall vanish to the shadow realm now
bye pea
Damn just wanted to help
I shall commit buy snacks now
Go work right NOW.
I can’t flirt
fuck the up shut
Fuck your shut of.
Huh
I'm gonna be somewhere else
Shut the lemon off 
erpea



We all know what you do in private worlds 
im gonna be in another server you dum dutch boy
erpea!
my server!
Huh?.
Peasus on the pea server 

sussy pea



smh

sus


ohno
Yea

respect your teachers youngling!
No
understandable
Lemmy bad

I see that
See what?
Have a great day
You poking me!
I am?



I'm gunna press charges!


i am not focused in any way whatsoever my brain is so fuzzy rn I cannot comprehend anything
Go shleep
3 hours until chicken breasts
me and my lemmy have scheduled cuddle time later hehe
Whaaa!
YAYY
What the fuck does that mean?
Gib me
cant theyre not cooked yet
Aww
so I see your a breast and not a thigh person
Oop

🤭

they're both equal in my eyes

Oop
Cute maxxy
shamee
Oop


Chicky thighs are good thoo
thighs are gifts from god


What about your thighs huh!
what about them?!
I heard thighs
sleep on dem thighs
Thighs 🤤
Smack them
🥺smack them
lay head on thighs
Grab them
They're the same as mine!
squeeze thighs
🧠🔧
My thighs don’t match my torso ratio so my pants are very loose at the top
Makes me mad
Damn right
It bugs me
Proof it
Whaaa
ur thighs are too big or too small?
Thick thighs
Thighs too big
👀 prove it
Big chonkers
😳
Hell yeah
This chat is wild 🤣
Wait
Lmfao
Waits
You a girl or a boy?
Female
To bad
Yeah you right
I’m like if a pixar mom was real but with actually human body proportions, just my thighs are big
Wha
thats so cool
Chicky
Prove it
I saw that
thighs 
DO IT
None of y’all are gonna see idk any of you
Have a good day at work!
Who you fuck are YOU?
😔
Tale me to dinner first ugh
Hello I’m carlos I’m 18 and black
Hi carlos im bip im 17 and asian
T poses
Mashallaaa
Those are no thighs
Its me asserting dominance
😳
:)

Well If you don’t wanna prove it max those
Me: mentions pixar mom
Everyone in a 200 mile radius: 
Thighs
T-posing is for dominance, what you have here is next level.
THIGHS
me when thighs
We need some thighs
Imagine not getting send thighs, rather cringe
😔
I take on a vrchat date

You *
You can lay on mine and use them as pillows or grab handles
😏🤗

Should go out to dinner anyways, thighs or not. 👍
Smack them max
Desperate for thigh pics
i will not smack the thighs, they are sacred
Dinner free food 🤤
Touch them pumpkin
Then squeeze them

They're made to be smacked though 😏
Im free from the thigh zombies
Rolls away
Hell yeah
You wanna smack it for him~
Do it tyrant
If he's not going to take the opportunity, let's go!

Make me proud brk
lmaoo
sits on your lap
Get what he cant get
Wdym
thighs i can give a good smack to
Lol yess
lap pillows
Wow great job Nintendo lol https://twitter.com/GilvaSunner/status/1488555303918616581?t=qPmY3Y2-L84eaxdNp0LNZg&s=19
Hi everyone, after the 1300 copyright blocks from Nintendo a few days ago, the YT channel received another 2200 blocks today (with likely many more to follow).
7030
66761
Perfect place for those thighs to be.
Damn!
Lol
🫂
Add me in game > go on date> i get food> you get thighs
Its a win win
I like food
kisses your cheek I love snuggles
Facts!
Oop
noooooo not silva 
bruh
Oh damn
How're you liking ranking of kings so far?
yep.. and there goes one of my popular YT comments too
I really enjoy it, its amazing! Its exactly my type if anime! The story is interesting
and the weird part is that it's February.. and a winter storm is about to hit Texas this evening
Yea
It's one of my favorite series in a long time, so agreed.
I love Bojji, I just wanna hold him and love him forever
Cutest lil thing ever
Agreed 🥺
Already 41℉/5℃ outside
time to become bojji
#ProtectBobjji
You want love, just ask vov
who vov
Im vov
Holy shit, parts of Midwest/Northeast under Winter Storm Warning
o

america is death
We're supposed to get about a foot where I am in NY
i go to america
Im costing 5 dollars for thigh pics
Slams table
💵 x5
We need a taste
a what now

🍗
Oh fuck I’m in the zone
Shouldn't undersell yourself like that 👏
what zone
Ok 500 dollars
damn 😔
@rancid tendon and @prime hinge stay safe
Aww lol
They’re just too good man
simp
I only get 50 🥺
Yoo
I lived in Ohio for almost 19 years.. winter storms were normal
You’re all simps for pixar bod
I like a good sump only for me cuz I a jellybean girl
Just simping for you
Oh please, you’re makin’ dear ol’ Bipp turn red
Except for the one in 2002 or 2003 that knocked out power, and caused my grandma's poor canary to freeze to death 
Just kidding I only simp for neko
I simp for my Spanish teacher
Same
Lol 😂 y’all call me neko
That’s your name now
Lol
I’ll make cat simp for mah thighs 
I also remember turning on the family TV and trying to play Sonic Adventure 2:Battle when the power came back on for a short time.. then the power cut out during the intro
Lol
i simp for no woman. unless she's nice 
Simp for me bro
Simp for me, am house and nice
I’m travel size I’m a to go pillow
I’m not nice I’m sweet
Oh, let's go then!

Im nice and sweet
Ill give cavities
Okiii
Okey they are girls but I have dick think about it
😳
Coming master!
Kacken
Ruhe
I’m a fun size sweet Kit cat if you know you know 😏
Ugh I demand love 
I remember having a hard time trying to get a dark Chao in my childhood days
Darling I’m here 2 for 1 deal
Here ❤️
😉
Where can I buy custom avatars
Not here 
The chao racing and karate were good shit
Thank you lovely

Wdym by that 🤔
Thank you kittyboi
e
I have cool emoji then all of you
Who is kittyboi?
Max
What huh what
Ah max the man
sock
Thats me yes

Yk me and Bip only for the price of 1
The winter storm system blowing through
damn its legit hot in this room

Oh lol we already got hit with snow last night
We're fine. We're used to this shit
Texas isn't, considering what happened last year
What don’t wanna share?
americans encounter 1cm of snow and everything stops working
Take your shirt off then
im wearing a jacket but ok
😳🥵
I do, as long as I’m getting some food 🥘
Im a foodie pup
Well then take your pants off
heyo


But Dad bods!😩🥵
im from the uk u know that rite
Now I understand why sache calls this lewd channel
yeah from that spelling 💀
I am from Germany mate
bruh
bugger
XD
So far away
Not in midwest. When snow falls, kids run out to make snowmen, snow angels, and do snowball fights.
Also, no school if it's real bad
Snacc
Why where are you from?
ikr? lol
I love snacc
America -3-
Also, snowboarding, sledding,skiing, etc
Imagine being american 
Which state
No problem I just swim by 🏊♂️
Florida
There's 50 states to choose from. Pick your poison
none
Oop
Oh look I died there.
Take a boat, dont swim, that’s dangerous
Ill find your bod
I'd rather go to canada then murica
Yeah you right
Banaña
Where the truckers are honking 24/7?
I’m terrified of the ocean
Yes
I'm on phone
Nyoom
I'll hold u
Oh shit
🫂 😭
🫂
Ocean terrifying
Ik don’t like the ocean
I like beaches, just keep me away from deep water plz lol
I’m scared of thunderstorms…🥺😣👉🏼👈🏼
I like fish
Almost drowned in a pool because there was a wave generator and for some reason like 50 people appeared out of nowhere and I had nowhere to move
Sounds like a great time to cuddle tbh






me when food
















