A for effort though
#general-media
bronze anchor
limpid tinsel
Bed time, goodnight
vale niche
at 9am? 
sick bloom
night night lil suni 
lusty spruce
Sweet dreams cute Suni 
misty spindle
vale niche
limpid tinsel
at 9am? <:cat_oof:699600581081301052>
Night shift do be like that
sick bloom
thank god I dont have to worry about work anymore
sick bloom
Yeah I know, but I'd rather focus on my school then also mix in work
vital cobalt
Work is good
sick bloom
Work just doesnt work with my school though 
vital cobalt
I work 18 hrs a day, you get used to it
lusty spruce
The what
stuck crest
sick bloom
jovial marsh
Workaholic much
stuck crest
money is money
stuck crest
dear lord this is so true.
real life is probably the evolution of rpg worlds in the old days where animals respects humans or at least are afraid of humans.
turbid yew
Makes sense if you have your own business you want to invest as much time for your work
minor bobcat
😀
jovial marsh
3edgy5me
stuck crest
hollow thicket
drunk
sick bloom
stuck crest
<:pepeSus:680167029625585865>
sick bloom
stuck crest
i should be sleeping, but not tired
sick bloom
go to sleep 
stuck crest
plus too much caffeine is in my body right now
sick bloom
lusty spruce
Got a SMS with code for PayPal twice. Someone cracked my password I guess
lusty spruce
It's surprising since all my passwords are total gibberish
stuck crest
maybe its an a.i
misty spindle
Got a SMS with code for PayPal twice. Someone cracked my password I guess
It's me.
lusty spruce
Not a single of my passwords are actual words. It's always a mix of lower and uppercase, numbers and symbols
stuck crest
all of my passwords are my old gamer tag back from like 2004 or 2005.
vale niche
vale niche
my old school friend sometimes used to call me nico gamez irl
stuck crest
jovial marsh
not even your full name? Hey whatsup Nico susGamezmax, Green Gang
lusty spruce
My irl friends always called me Pea
vale niche
I wasn't green gang back then 
stuck crest
My irl friends always called me Pea
is Pea your gamer tag?
jovial marsh
llol xD
vale niche
try pronouncing grzegorz first time 😎
sick bloom
jovial marsh
same for some1 i know named krzysztof
stuck crest
my old gamer tag is ||Krystalize||
misty spindle
My xbox profile was called pineapples and used a lemon as the icon.
P1ne4pples to be exact.
vale niche
my old gamer tag is ||Krystalize||
sick bloom
sussy
jovial marsh
make it polish and turn it into krzrysztalize
stuck crest
lol
stuck crest
<a:hackerman:877285261472567307>
the games i used to play back in the old days all got shut down
sick bloom
I had a name back when minecraft was really popular, however without the context of minecraft my name would be rather weird
Ofcourse I didn't know english as a child though, so oops
stuck crest
back when noob was an offensive word
misty spindle
n**b
vale niche
I remember my first game name, it was kinda cring 
"MinecraftBlockMiner"
misty spindle
Get real.
stuck crest
how do you feel now
jovial marsh
all of my passwords are my old gamer tag back from like 2004 or 2005.
Bruh
lusty spruce
is Pea your gamer tag?
In some places yes but mostly with something added since often Pea is too short
lusty spruce
For example steam accepted Pea but in vrc I'm Pea Boy
jovial marsh
My old name was crunkmastaflexblazit
misty spindle
stuck crest
what a weird ass name, but its viable as we were all kids back then
stuck crest
cringe level in this day of age
jovial marsh
cant even rememberwhat my old gamertags were
stuck crest
i also used to go by 5h3-f4k35-1t
stuck crest
what was the crafter for
jovial marsh
CrunkM4st4Fl3xBl4z1t
stuck crest
very cringe, but unique
jovial marsh
u only missed something like xx420 behind it
sick bloom
Yeah, but cringe
stuck crest
i've seen people use 314 as pie and 1337
jovial marsh
Str87331puremaulGG
vale niche
I was too uncreative to come up with weird names like that lol
jovial marsh
That was a runescape thing.
stuck crest
i thought it was a moba thing due to matches
vale niche
I remember on a minecraft server I used to play on, when you typed gg after a round you got bonus points, idk if that server still has it
jovial marsh
That was one of the names of my gmauler
stuck crest
jovial marsh
Yolosnipeswag420scope
unkempt marsh
Wow points for being kind! What a concept!
stuck crest
balmy lion
Hellooooo.
unkempt marsh
Help
jovial marsh
Just think of the 14 year old kid skipping class to play COD.
stuck crest
@balmy lion its too early in the morning arty, go back and get some more sleep
balmy lion
<@!98245271313481728> its too early in the morning arty, go back and get some mo...
I would if my back would stop hurting.
stuck crest
force crack it with your gaming chair
balmy lion
It's not back-back pain, it's more muscle pain.
jovial marsh
CoBruh X Leader
turbid yew
Ice bath helps
jovial marsh
Okay i found my 2022 cringe name.
stuck crest
It's not back-back pain, it's more muscle pain.
hot dried towels also helps if you wrap it around your back side
jovial marsh
CoBruh Sensei, I thought would be more cringe.
Like in hypertext.
Needs the corners too.
That would look Hella cringe.
weary tusk
man you have a better name
my cringe name has always been "creature" 😂
stuck crest
you're really into these gamer tags huh....
jovial marsh
It's the aesthetic.
weary tusk
ill talk in a chat and people will be like "the creature"
jovial marsh
I'm learning
sick bloom
radiant vigil
pallid chasm
i have brain pain also known as pain in my brain its triggered from years of trauma anyone know how to deal with it
rotund jackal
i have brain pain also known as pain in my brain its triggered from years of tra...
Umm i think thats like hospital stuff
vale niche
discord is not a good place for medical advice, especially stuff like that
pallid chasm
when i was admitted to a hospital they took one look at me called me “the stupid” then sent me to space on a moon
And i was just joking i just thought it sounded funny to say i have a brain pain
rotund jackal
Oh well i guess i can talk about my morning then lol i woke up to a 2 hour delay feelin good prolly gonna finnaly be able to hop on my oculus on friday for the first time in nearly a month
pallid chasm
thats cool i hope if you do you have a great time
So you play vr you ever play some dnd or somethin
rotund jackal
Oh nah
rotund jackal
So you play vr you ever play some dnd or somethin
I havent gotten into that
pallid chasm
thats fair
rotund jackal
I just got a lot of catching up to do with my friends
pallid chasm
i meme around on it i made a 3 foot gnome named Baby-Mörder Childslayer he has a 6 foot greatsword
pallid chasm
oh im vrchat i just ask people to give me fist bumps then tell them i hope theyre having a good day
pallid chasm
i meme around on it i made a 3 foot gnome named Baby-Mörder Childslayer he has a...
this is dnd speak
rotund jackal
this is dnd speak
Lmao i was so confused cuz thats entirely possible on vrchat too lmao
pallid chasm
i also have a 3’5 rat man named Toe he cant speak very proper english and is a kleptomaniac with an addiction to cheese
i dont know why i make short characters maybe its cause im tiny
rotund jackal
i dont know why i make short characters maybe its cause im tiny
Lol how tall are u then
rotund jackal
Pshhh thats tall to me
pallid chasm
im super tiny and small
weary tusk
that's my height >:(
you're copying me!!
rotund jackal
Lol
pallid chasm
and fragile and weak what do you mean! And really??
we can be twinsies do you have a really high voice as well?
rotund jackal
Im 5'6 lol
weary tusk
unfortunately not people tell me i sound hot and it's genuinely fucking weird
pallid chasm
i have a very high voice people use me for it cause they say its super cute
it hurts my feelings to only be wanted for my loli voice
rotund jackal
unfortunately not people tell me i sound hot and it's genuinely fucking weird
Yeah when people have deep voices im kinda like woah thats about it im not gonna say all that lol
pallid chasm
people with deep voices are like normal human beings!!
weary tusk
legit have had people just come up to me and go "you sound hot" and im over here like "im 17 leave me alone"
rotund jackal
I have a mid voice i had someone tell me it sounded smooth and i was confused lol
pallid chasm
yeah it do be like that
though tbh i just meme around constantly like i told this one guy who kept calling me daddy submissive and breedable which had more confidence then his joke so he got scared and ran away
you have to just out creep people out yknow?
rotund jackal
My voice aint smooth to me and i just sneezed so hard my right lung hurts
weary tusk
i hate my voice 😂
pallid chasm
you should love yourself!! Youre an awesome member of society with a life thats valued and cared for mhm
rotund jackal
Same i kinda forget what i sound like tho
pallid chasm
your voice is special in its own way cause its yours and you should like it mhm mhm
i sound like an egg
sick bloom
weary tusk
ehhh like yeah but it's for dysphoria reasons
pallid chasm
i getcha homeslice
i hope whatever makes you comfortable is something you achieve someday
weary tusk
not like my voice isn't gonna be as smooth or anything, but it'll just be more feminine 😂
pallid chasm
mhm mhm i getcha
but youre fine i dunno i try to enjoy myself to the best of my ability
rotund jackal
My older brother was playing a song i really wanted to know and he wouldnt tell me the name so i went to a playlist that had every song ever by the artist and i finally found it after 3 hours of skipping till i notice the sound of the song im happy
pallid chasm
lol your brother probably doesnt want you to listen to it cause he thinks its like his coolness
my cousin used to do that all the time he wouldnt because he said id ruin it
rotund jackal
Lmao i wouldnt listen to it around him i just wanted it cuz it sounded great and i add like 1-2 songs on my playlist every 4 months
weary tusk
but youre fine i dunno i try to enjoy myself to the best of my ability
yeah i barely talk but in general enjoy myself
once i feminize my voice though I'll be talking all the time :)
torn fern
Which one?
jovial marsh
@jovial marsh have you ever thought about the fact how deeper you want to pronounce "bruh" the lower you have to drop your jaw.
pallid chasm
im constantly adding new songs to my playlist i need more though ive been stuck listening to Nirvana albums on repeat
pallid chasm
Which one?
C++
pallid chasm
yeah i barely talk but in general enjoy myself
once i feminize my voice though I...
I hope that day is soon!
rotund jackal
<@456226577798135808> have you ever thought about the fact how deeper you want t...
Really got me over here saying bruh at 8 am lmao
weary tusk
Which one?
depends, is this your first language?
jovial marsh
<@456226577798135808> have you ever thought about the fact how deeper you want t...
It's a name only a milf can love.
weary tusk
I hope that day is soon!
definitely :>
jovial marsh
😂
rotund jackal
now that’s something i can get behind
pallid chasm
No stupid questions just called beinf a total stud muffin
Anyways stop the rocking me
rotund jackal
Anyways stop the rocking me
Lmao get rocked
pallid chasm
theres a lady in my head who calls me stud muffin!
torn fern
depends, is this your first language?
Yes
pallid chasm
amogus
torn fern
javascript or python then
you could do ruby too
Not touching any Java a day in my life
pallid chasm
whats wrong with java
i like how horrible my advice is faye actually tries and is instantly denied
weary tusk
Not touching any Java a day in my life
javascript is different from java
torn fern
whats wrong with java
pseudo jetty
Oh no not that person again
pallid chasm
Oh no not that person again
who
pallid chasm
oh
weary tusk
how about i call it ecmascript because that's what the formal specification is called
pallid chasm
i thought you were sad to see me which is a pretty common thing
let paci listen to what they wanna listen to
i listened to Go kitty go for 3 hours straight yesterday
rotund jackal
Yay noodles
pseudo jetty
Why not lmao
pallid chasm
just have only bad dreams then your good dreams cant be stolen
rotund jackal
Damn i just woke up to a 2 hour delay so im chilling
weary tusk
Mr Java = JS and then spams gifs
hate people like this tbh 😂
pallid chasm
im having brain delay
rotund jackal
Oh nah highschool lol
sick bloom
weary tusk
my school could get 5 feet of snow and we'd still have school
pallid chasm
bruh my school had a fightweek and several bomb threats during that week we made it onto the news and we still had to go
life is misery
weary tusk
and now that i drive i hate snow with a passion
pallid chasm
i love snow nonetheless
rotund jackal
Yeah im 18 but i was born january 13 2004 so its a little weird lol
pallid chasm
The cold makes me happy when its not my feet
sick bloom
Get good
pallid chasm
Yeah im 18 but i was born january 13 2004 so its a little weird lol
Our birthday is very close
im January 4th 2004
im older then u
weary tusk
snow is fun but not fun to drive in
rotund jackal
im January 4th 2004
No way ive never met someone that has a birthday before me on jan thats cool
rotund jackal
No one has the same bday as me sad
pallid chasm
ill legally change my birthday to yours so we can share
weary tusk
I've shoveled snow in shorts and a hoodie before so I can handle it :)
rotund jackal
Bass like this feels so good this early in the morning lol
weary tusk
do you enjoy pain?
didn't feel like changing
weary tusk
most i wear is sweatpants and a hoodie
rotund jackal
most i wear is sweatpants and a hoodie
Mood
pallid chasm
bro i got so many pairs of pants sweats jeans and gosh gotta cover my dumbass legs
hoodies and jackets are fun mhm mhm
i love sweaters i have this purple one that ive had forever
rotund jackal
Lol how can i wake up and listen to this type of music idk but it is what it is
pallid chasm
what song
weary tusk
i don't need much
im a simple person
rotund jackal
Witchblades-lil peep lol
pallid chasm
Its not that i need a lot of things just i dont feel comfortable showing skin
and ah
weary tusk
when i shave my body i actually get confident enough to wear cooler things like crop tops and such because they're cute lol
pallid chasm
did you reply to the wrong
rotund jackal
Lol i mostly listen to $uicideboy$
weary tusk
was boutta say lol
rotund jackal
Lol
pallid chasm
thing and im glad you can find confidence! But thats not the issue
Just like being covered makes me comfy and warm and nice
rotund jackal
Hell yeah
weary tusk
now i just need longer hair and maybe I'll have the confidence to take selfies :)
rotund jackal
I am rn lol
pallid chasm
i had this one person talking about how theyre trying really hard to be emo and how much they liked suicide boys
It was funny
pallid chasm
now i just need longer hair and *maybe* I'll have the confidence to take selfies...
how long i actually decided to grow my hair out longer than i usually do
rotund jackal
i had this one person talking about how theyre trying really hard to be emo and ...
Lol i dont try i just like the way it sounds and how the bass feels on my ears
weary tusk
how long i actually decided to grow my hair out longer than i usually do
im able to grow something like my character in my pfp so I'm 1000% going for that
pallid chasm
i wasnt saying you were i just found them funny
rotund jackal
Lol
pallid chasm
im able to grow something like my character in my pfp so I'm 1000% going for tha...
nice i have bangs that go past my chin but honestly having long ass hair is both a curse and lots of fun
you can do lotsa stuff with it but its so annoying like when you try and do vr like lmfao
weary tusk
you can do lotsa stuff with it but its so annoying like when you try and do vr l...
my hair is getting long enough that it's starting to block the sensor on my headset and it's SO ANNOYING lol
pallid chasm
yeye i getcha it really does get in the way its yeah
rotund jackal
I hate my hair long cuz it curls so hard
pallid chasm
whats wrong with being a robot
weary tusk
i literally think it's just like that because my hair is thick as fuck
pallid chasm
and my dad had curly and my mom has straight and i think i got both cause my hairs straight as fuck but on the back at the bottom it curls
robots can have genders
weary tusk
I'll have you know I'm a furry who pretends to be a human irl
smh people these days
rotund jackal
Lol
pallid chasm
lol this guy with a crusader avatar tried to make fun of a furry so i made fun of him for cosplaying a long dead role in society
it was good
rotund jackal
Lol i just chill in my rex avatar i dont bother anyone at least i try not to im pretty quiet unless im spoken to
pallid chasm
i try and speak to the quiet people cause theyre the most human
weary tusk
fun fact siri and google assistant are actually humans they trapped in technology
weary tusk
yeah they're trying to escape
rotund jackal
Yeah im pretty social its just i gotta be spoken to first or have one of my friends join me or be with me so i feel comfortable to talk lol
pallid chasm
when my friends are with me i become a fucking ape
weary tusk
just freedom?
yes
pallid chasm
like seriously i use this ape avatar and make monkey noises
i took a photo today with like 6 other people with the same cat avatar
it was nice
weary tusk
when my friends are with me i become a fucking ape
I'm just quiet all the time :>
pallid chasm
thats fair i like talking so
i make friends easily but we usually never see each other again
which is disappointing
rotund jackal
Yeah same when im actually social i make friends ig im just enjoyable to be around
weary tusk
i have trouble making friends
pallid chasm
i have trouble making friends
dunno why you seem chill
rotund jackal
dunno why you seem chill
True
weary tusk
but when I'm not anxious and/or depressed i actually am very social :>
sick bloom
I just hang around with people that have the same interest is me, usually not too hard to find
pallid chasm
yeye one time i joined a chess server then accidentally muted myself and basically spent twenty minutes talking to myself while i played chess
weary tusk
when I'm anxious I'm a huge recluse and when I'm depressed I'm an asshole so usually i just recede into my hidey hole when it happens
rotund jackal
I knew something was gonna go wrong today it was going to smooth and that wrong thing just happened 😭
pallid chasm
sometimes spending time alone is needed i dunno do whats best for you!
weary tusk
well usually when I'm depressed I'm either a jerk or i just am extremely cynical which can bring the mood down
tbf I'm usually cynical but more when I'm depressed
rotund jackal
Hmm alright
pallid chasm
being cynical is okay sometimes we just need someone to cheer us up
pallid chasm
i dunno i expect people to be fun
its nice when you can make a lotta people laugh and enjoy yourself forget stuff for a bit yknow
knotty idol
pallid chasm
i dunno vr is fun
pallid chasm
<a:hamster_chips:802591522201010206>
hi!! How are chip???
knotty idol
Oop, hi reprobateeee
pallid chasm
pfft i like how casually you call me that
weary tusk
my anxiety is at least almost dealt with because i constantly ground myself
which is why I seem very chill
depression is the next hurdle 😎
pallid chasm
depression is always a hurdle thats why we just turn it into a taco and eat it
knotty idol
hi!! How are chip???
And chips be good
pallid chasm
im glad the chips are good
rotund jackal
I dont expect anything out of anyone in vrchat when i first meet them
knotty idol
pfft i like how casually you call me that
Oop, I don't know what else to call you. Maybe I'll call you tri
pallid chasm
i dunno i feel like you could make a pretty decent long lasting friendship on vr
pallid chasm
Oop, I don't know what else to call you. Maybe I'll call you tri
do you know what reprobate means?
knotty idol
do you know what reprobate means?
Nu
pallid chasm
Thats cool
weary tusk
give me your social security right now
knotty idol
greeeeedy
rotund jackal
Lol
pallid chasm
i am in so much unending agony
i think ive been reading your name as noodles the entire time
i might be particularly unsmart
mhm
it happens i suppose
rotund jackal
That was me 😭
pallid chasm
That was me 😭
gimmie ur waffle
rotund jackal
gimmie ur waffle
knotty idol
Whaa, I just noticed that it wasn't
pallid chasm
That was me 😭
unsoggies your waffle
knotty idol
This is blasphemy
rotund jackal
My brain auto corrected it to noodles lmao
pallid chasm
you are now [redacted]
rotund jackal
Lol
rotund jackal
People think my name is something bad its literally soggy cuz of syrup just wanna clarify that
pallid chasm
so confession i still cut and dip my waffles into syrup.
knotty idol
I do that sometimes
pallid chasm
im like an infant
misty spindle
Lemmy I see you
I spied on you for all this time, got bored of coding and doing crime.
pallid chasm
can you do crime and like shoot me like in the head so i like yknow die
sick bloom
Lemon sussy
misty spindle
I spied on you for all this time, got bored of coding and doing crime.
But now I am here and you must endure, I'm rhyming now so rest assure.
knotty idol
yes please, gib food
knotty idol
I spied on you for all this time, got bored of coding and doing crime.
Stop spying on me all the timeeee
misty spindle
I can't be stopped so I will spy. I will continue until you cry.
knotty idol
can you do crime and like shoot me like in the head so i like yknow die
Uh, there's a lot of you knows in the question but if I'm going to guess what you're trying to say I think you're saying you want to live and you don't like dying
pallid chasm
i hate dying yes
Dying is for lame people im fairly bad at dying because im very good at living!
knotty idol
I am actually not a picky eater. I'll eat almost anything. Just not like uhhhhh, cod liver oil
misty spindle
knotty idol
I can't be stopped so I will spy. I will continue until you cry.
Nu! I never cry when you spy cuz you my lemmy
pallid chasm
How about a gram of plutonium? It has 20 billion calories its pretty healthy for you
misty spindle
I see new undocumented creatures. Now shut your mouths and tell me your features.
rotund jackal
I see new undocumented creatures. Now shut your mouths and tell me your features...
Dead hit by a bus j-walking
pallid chasm
how do i shut my mouth and speak at the same time
knotty idol
I only dislike one thingggg, otherwise you can feed me anything
rotund jackal
Thats me
turbid yew
1 Gramm plutonium is woth 4k
stuck crest
how do i shut my mouth and speak at the same time
did you know that deaf people speak with hands even though they have mouth?
pallid chasm
but what about the calories homie i prefer the GAINZ then some worthless paper
knotty idol
How about a gram of plutonium? It has 20 billion calories its pretty healthy for...
Make myself a human reactor
pallid chasm
did you know that deaf people speak with hands even though they have mouth?
very cool! Thank you for this info
misty spindle
how do i shut my mouth and speak at the same time
You're using your fingers to type online. Now tell me something in due time.
stuck crest
Mute people also speak with hands even though they have a mouth
pallid chasm
im good at being cold and i need warmth
pallid chasm
i have no breath im an egg
pallid chasm
perhaps
turbid yew
Okayeg
pallid chasm
i might die though
misty spindle
This chat of messages is adding to the lore, but you cannot escape the .
knotty idol
I'm bad at englishhh, I got like a 61% in grade 12 lmao. I think she just hated me though
sick bloom
you stoopid 
knotty idol
i might die though
No dying! I'll build you a vibration chamber
knotty idol
you stoopid <:Pointland:468866516637712384>
sick bloom
knotty idol
This chat of messages is adding to the lore, but you cannot escape the <:scripul...
Yes, yes I can
rotund jackal
<:BunSlap:693343485427843082>
Fight fight fight 🍿😎
pallid chasm
eggs perish easily its in our nature
knotty idol
I need to get more emotes of slapping/beating/hitting so I can use them at don
misty spindle
Why do I now speak in rhyme? It's hard to do this all the time.
knotty idol
eggs perish easily its in our nature
So is that like your Holy quest? To die?
sick bloom
pallid chasm
sure
knotty idol
Why do I now speak in rhyme? It's hard to do this all the time.
you're bad at it but that oke
misty spindle
I found the best twitter of all time, but it seems that it is past it's prime.
Twitter
I was dying looking at this for some reason. The fact it stopped posting calls for treason.
knotty idol
Oh myyy shushhhh
misty spindle
mental matrix
that looks like spamton from omori or some shit
misty spindle
knotty idol
Must be
misty spindle
misty spindle
Why?
knotty idol
So I can make a lemon flavored cake
misty spindle
Why do you have a cake?
rotund jackal
Why do you have a cake?
Cuz cake
rotund jackal
Lol
misty spindle
Take this cake.
misty spindle
misty spindle
What the fuck is a maxxy?
wintry portal
isnt that a fast food restaurant
rotund jackal
Accidentally sent a heart to my mom cuz i hit the send button twice lol
misty spindle
What the fuck is that?
knotty idol
I call him maxxy
knotty idol
What the fuck is that?
The guy from this server!!
misty spindle
Who?
knotty idol
Stuuupid
knotty idol
Accidentally sent a heart to my mom cuz i hit the send button twice lol
Wha, how does that even happen?
rotund jackal
Wha, how does that even happen?
Messenger when i hit send the button went away and the heart emoji replaced it and it sent the heart lmao
jovial marsh
@tranquil spear Hi I last met GabeN in July 2008. I posted a few new brainstorms for a HL movie, Portal 3 and Half Life 3 on YouTube back in August.
tranquil spear
oh
knotty idol
Messenger when i hit send the button went away and the heart emoji replaced it a...
Oop, you use messenger? Ew, discord for everything
misty spindle
rotund jackal
Oop, you use messenger? Ew, discord for everything
Lmao im not gonna text my mom on discord as Soggywaffle015 💀
knotty idol
Why not? Lmfao
rotund jackal
Lmaoo
knotty idol
She needs to know your true form!
misty spindle
knotty idol
No spinning!
rotund jackal
misty spindle
knotty idol
rotund jackal
<a:stitchDead:837846962794922034>
Mood
knotty idol
Mood swings
mental matrix
She needs to know your true form!
if i messaged my dad with this profile he'd just be disappointed
misty spindle
knotty idol
Wha
sick bloom
Hm am too sick to make food, so I guess today will be sushi day if I had fries yesterday 
knotty idol
Hm am too sick to make food, so I guess today will be sushi day if I had fries y...
Gib me some!
mental matrix
Hm am too sick to make food, so I guess today will be sushi day if I had fries y...
order me california roll plz
sick bloom
Well I'm not lazy, just sick
mental matrix
lmao
sick bloom
No, shoo
knotty idol
I just ordered McDonald's cause lazy
good idea
hallow tree
UwU
misty spindle
misty spindle
mental matrix
I just ordered McDonald's cause lazy
no because the fries won't be hot and squishy 
misty spindle
hallow tree
sick bloom
i was laughING at my message not the sick one sorry 😭
I know! Said shoo because im not ordering sushi for you dingus
sick bloom
<:NimiYes:666111449294438410>
mental matrix
I know! Said shoo because im not ordering sushi for you dingus
how dare u 😭
wise falcon
nuh uh
mental matrix
i want sushi now
sick bloom
get some
hallow tree
Sushi. Reminds me of my ex
mental matrix
time to go to sushi place
jovial marsh
Am so happy about my oculus quest 2
misty spindle
mental matrix
Am so happy about my oculus quest 2
just please don't become an annoying brush
hallow tree
Now become a catgirl
sick bloom
quest 
misty spindle
jovial marsh
hallow tree
Vive Cosmos masterrace
knotty idol
Now become a catgirl
What about cowg-
sick bloom
babbed
knotty idol
wise falcon
personality?!?!?!?!
hallow tree
I am 100% wholesome
knotty idol
This is hard thinking wholesome
mental matrix
Now become a catgirl
"go worldhopping get addicted to this stupid game" -my friend 2020
look at me now
i chilling
hallow tree
Chillinthefridge
knotty idol
Like Indiana Jones did
wise falcon
🥶
sick bloom
Lega and wholesome
hallow tree
Yes
knotty idol
During the nuke
sick bloom
uhuh
hallow tree
100% wholesome
sick bloom
wholesome when you're sleeping yeah
knotty idol
Fridge = impossible barrier
knotty idol
100% wholesome
Mhmmm
hallow tree
Fridge final boss
knotty idol
misty spindle
hallow tree
mental matrix
wholesome when you're sleeping yeah
i could sleep in the vrc loading screen istg
rotund jackal
Use dove for a nice clean and smooth skin feeling (totally not sponsored)
hallow tree
mental matrix
i could sleep in the vrc loading screen istg
someone just make a world with the loading screen skybox in it and ima be out within a few mins
wise falcon
i could sleep in the vrc loading screen istg
the loading screen music scared me when i first played it was so louD
knotty idol
Or just use mud cuz if you put something dirtier then you are on you then no one will notice how dirty you are
smort
mental matrix
the loading screen music scared me when i first played it was so louD
de do do do do do do
wise falcon
AAAHHH
knotty idol
mental matrix
<:blushOh:837845455156412436>
that looked like a very off key emoji for a second
rotund jackal
that looked like a very off key emoji for a second
💀.
sick bloom
time to listen for the scooter arriving
mental matrix
time to listen for the scooter arriving
we ordered food and the guy dropped it off without knocking or anything so it had been sitting there for like 20 mins
lucky it was supposed to be cold food so it was ok
sick bloom
I dont have a doorbell so people just knock loudly
but I cant have my headset on or I wont hear anything
rotund jackal
Only thing ive had today is water i literally havent even had breakfast yet
Not like id eat breakfast anyways i only eat lunch and dinner
sick bloom
I had the remaining snacks, and some ice tea
knotty idol
that looked like a very off key emoji for a second
Whaaa
rotund jackal
Lol i had water
rotund jackal
Damn they quick
sick bloom
way earlier then expected, and someone on a bicycle this time
rotund jackal
Jesus bro probably has the legs of a greek god with that speed
rotund jackal
I have sinned
lapis crow
guys, I was unjustly banned from the VRC Traders server, how can I get back in?
lusty spruce
what we have to do with it
lapis crow
I was talking to everybody in general, not just you specifically pea
lusty spruce
well I'm one of everybody
those servers are not connected in any way
contact their staff instead of asking here
obsidian shore
Somewhere
worldly vessel
This Discord is not the place to seek help / solution for issues on other Discords.
limpid tinsel
i have awoken
lusty spruce
henlo Suni
sick bloom
i have awoken
limpid tinsel
hewwo 
obsidian shore
Helo
vale niche
hi
vale niche
I only had 4 (school)hours (45min each) today
sick bloom
I had being sick
vale niche
physics teacher was sick, and no sports class in the afternoon because positive covid test yesterday, so no mixing with other classes for a week or two or however long they're doing this
vale niche
I lowkey wish we get a few more positive tests here so we fill the 20% quota for online classes 
sick bloom
I aint got rona I just ate too much
obsidian shore
It's fono!!
vale niche
don moment
lusty spruce
fat
sick bloom
I know, but atleast I'm not american fat
lusty spruce
eat just to be full not beyond that!
sick bloom
I am full!
lusty spruce
I'm talking about yesterday!
sick bloom
but I didn't want to waste my fries!
lusty spruce
you can always reheat them in microwave!
sick bloom
But thats not as good!
sick bloom
Yes 
vale niche
microwaved fries 
oven, works maybe once, but if you still got leftovers after that and bake them again...
pea did 
mental matrix
microwaved fries <:flanYikes:874652652632424479>
oven, works maybe once, but if...
why microwave the fries
ruining the potato babies
re fry them
/j
vale niche
cleary, ~~ you ~~ I don't own an airfryer
mental matrix
me neither
obsidian shore
Can I have your airfryer
mental matrix
oil fry them in a pan
stuck crest
microwaved fries <:flanYikes:874652652632424479>
oven, works maybe once, but if...
do you prefer fat fries or skinny fries?
vale niche
idk, kinda depends on my mood and stuff
sometimes I feel like eating bigger fries, sometimes I want the skinny fries
stuck crest
stuck crest
chrome turtle
knotty idol
stuck crest
it does look similar to onion rings, but sadly no i never tried it before
knotty idol
Squid is actually 10/10
sick bloom
squid good
knotty idol
hiya noddly
vale niche
squid good
~~ squid games ~~
knotty idol
Oop, yush I remembered you and you said I was y before
obsidian shore
Hi
sick bloom
obsidian shore
Hi Suni!
knotty idol
I got my sushi
sick bloom
Art 
obsidian shore
That's cool can I have sum
vale niche
Art <a:EssexHyperNod:738588941942259742>
spiderman tank
obsidian shore
Hi maxxyyy
Hiii
sick bloom
pro tip, if tonk sad no one will shoot you
knotty idol
That's cool can I have sum
yes but you have to come and get it I'm not going through the work of sending it
obsidian shore
I'll come 
vale niche
limpid tinsel
thats a long one
obsidian shore
<:sunilove:823259387426111509>
vale niche
it's the full video in a discord emote 😎
limpid tinsel
of course it is
vale niche
I spent way too long trying to figure out how I could possibly fit a 36mb gif into a 256kb emote
limpid tinsel
good job
blissful scaffold
limpid tinsel
cat
vale niche
little did you know, I expected the cat! 
winter burrow
blissful scaffold
little did you know, I expected the cat! <:flanSmug:874652652951191622>
but did you?
vale niche
yes 
obsidian shore
Chad
vale niche
there's only one thing that not even I can expect
The spanish inquisition
blissful scaffold
limpid tinsel
yoinked
limpid tinsel
hababba
blissful scaffold
wabagaba
limpid tinsel
limpid tinsel
rotund jackal
Off topic chat is my favorite lol
half cobalt
i never talk in this server but i know that off-topic > every other channel
rotund jackal
I think it took me 7 months or so to send my first text to this server lmao
half cobalt
dang
limpid tinsel
all the lurks
limpid tinsel
turn on the heat
knotty idol
I'll come <:vrcEretNice:643654517661106226>
blissful scaffold
turn on the heat
n
rotund jackal
Its cold in my class room rn but i got a little hot hands
rotund jackal
60 degrees brr
Bruh its -20 F here 🥶
blissful scaffold
dahbaagwahge
blissful scaffold
what do dryer sheets taste like
turbid yew
Made 6,72$ this month from twitch revenue Pog
knotty idol
Paper
sick bloom
rotund jackal
Yeah lmao i could freeze a whole pair of clothes and stand it up rn
limpid tinsel
Don
rotund jackal
-20 f is insane
Its supposed to be even colder on wednesday
limpid tinsel
Hi
vale niche
I'm eating cornflaek at 7pm 
knotty idol
Its supposed to be even colder on wednesday
Whaa
rotund jackal
Well tomorrow i forgot today is Tuesday
Yeah bruh its stupidly cold it warmed up 5 degrees tho its -15 now yay
knotty idol
What is -20 in c?
vale niche
bruh do you live on antarctica? that's colder than bing chilling 🥶 🍦
rotund jackal
What is -20 in c?
Hold up
limpid tinsel
thats colder than my freezer
rotund jackal
Ig its -28 c
knotty idol
It was -35°c yesterday
rotund jackal
Google lied to me!!!!
knotty idol
Whaaa
rotund jackal
Lmao
blissful scaffold
i do not understand the C
knotty idol
I think you converted the wrong way noddly
vale niche
-78°C is -108°F
limpid tinsel
give me burgor
blissful scaffold
-78°C is -108°F <:cat_oof:699600581081301052>
woboha
vale niche
rotund jackal
(-20°F − 32) × 5/9 = -28.89°C lmao i copied this off google i dont understand it
sick bloom
give me burgor
get your own dummy
vale niche
but why are you converting -108F to C? we were talking about -20F
knotty idol
I feel so confused
rotund jackal
Same
rotund jackal
I mean i got -28
vale niche
I mean i got -28
-28.8, so rounded it's -29C
rotund jackal
Ah
limpid tinsel
get your own dummy
you get my borgor
knotty idol
Specify next time
sick bloom
Nuh uh
rotund jackal
Lol
knotty idol
winter burrow
sick bloom
get her a borgar <:linus:745056843373477948>
y tho
knotty idol
Oop, me?
rotund jackal
<:swagger:839906265073057802>
blissful scaffold
whatver you do, do NOT stick your dick in a toaster
winter burrow
whatver you do, do NOT stick your dick in a toaster
toasty weewee 
rotund jackal
whatver you do, do NOT stick your dick in a toaster
Uhm alright ill take ur advice
knotty idol
whatver you do, do NOT stick your dick in a toaster
What if I want to though?
It's for science
blissful scaffold
What if I want to though?<:think3:837847017644228638>
then fuck around and find out
vale niche
whatver you do, do NOT stick your dick in a toaster
I will toast toast while taking a bath instead then 😎
rotund jackal
Lmao
knotty idol
I will toast toast while taking a bath instead then 😎
Solid idea, practice learning how electricity flows through your body and water
blissful scaffold
I will toast toast while taking a bath instead then 😎
your balls will be electric
vale niche
y'know what they say
all toasters, toast toast
but what if a toaster is broken? Then it's a toaster that doesn't toast toast, so not all toasters toast toast, only some toasters toast toast 
blissful scaffold
y'know what they say
all toasters, toast toast
didnt know water was toast
obsidian shore
<a:bear_nom:809217926594560091>
vale niche
toasted water 
blissful scaffold
anyone else so touch deprived you dream about getting a gf then cry when you wake up
knotty idol
<:iris:364843341679951872>
Maxxy
winter burrow
most toasters toast toast if you wanted toast but toast toast toast
blissful scaffold
no? just me?
knotty idol
It's not my faulttttt, he gave me the runway so I took itttt
winter burrow
anyone else so touch deprived you dream about getting a gf then cry when you wak...
yeah
obsidian shore
I want to feel the raw power coursing through my body
vale niche
only the first part
blissful scaffold
i literally just want to cuddle a girl that actually loves me
obsidian shore
Lol I used to think that then I got into a chaotic relationship that didn't go well and now I just listen to asmr 😊
blissful scaffold
aw augh i couldnt dm you sout pak
vale niche
Lol I used to think that then I got into a chaotic relationship that didn't go w...
among us asmr 
I wonder if that's actually a thing
obsidian shore
Definitely
winter burrow
i smelled something sweet just now and i wanted to look for it but i dound out it's just the air freshener
it smelled so good i thought it was something i could eat 
blissful scaffold
Lol I used to think that then I got into a chaotic relationship that didn't go w...
i wonder if i listen to asmr i can shape what my dream will look like
obsidian shore
I listen to the cringy stuff lol
obsidian shore
i wonder if i listen to asmr i can shape what my dream will look like
I haven't dreamed in a very long time so idk
mental matrix
i literally just want to cuddle a girl that actually loves me
same but idc if it's woman
blissful scaffold
same but idc if it's woman
i just want someone to cuddle
mental matrix
i just want someone to cuddle
same
blissful scaffold
https://youtu.be/4Qu3mqk4UaQ
i dont think that'll be a very pleasant dream
knotty idol
AH @glossy belfry I see that! How could youuuu
blissful scaffold
duct tape wallet
vale niche
I put on asmr once when I went to bed to see how I'll react when I wake up to some weird noises but either my headphones die while I sleep or they fall out of my ear and it stops playing for whatever reason
knotty idol
Oh god
obsidian shore
I don't wear headphones lol
winter burrow
i don't get how someone hasn't made a south park avatar that's just a bunch of jpegs yet
limpid tinsel
too much people here 
jovial marsh
i don't get how someone hasn't made a south park avatar that's just a bunch of j...
I have seen something akin to that I think.
blissful scaffold
i don't get how someone hasn't made a south park avatar that's just a bunch of j...
im gonna try to find a south park avatar of the fucking meat fat fuck
knotty idol
I'm being violated by the one and only noodly
obsidian shore
Damn 😔
blissful scaffold
i havent watched south park for like 4 months i dont remember most of the names
knotty idol
This is how the childhood trauma batman storyline comes into play
vale niche
I want a new south park episode 
winter burrow
i only saw a few episodes and the only reason why i want a Kyle avatar is because that's my name
obsidian shore
Nvm that's cringe noddles
vale niche
I already bingewatched all the other southpark episodes
blissful scaffold
i just came in my pants
obsidian shore
Bruh
obsidian shore
You guys are degenerates I swear
vale niche
knotty idol
Nope nope nopedy nope nope
winter burrow
i'm hungry can someone make me food
blissful scaffold
<a:sus:865971012977295403>
i'll break your legs
blissful scaffold
i'm hungry can someone make me food
recipe for ham sandwic
bread
cheese
ham
bread
vale niche
i'll break your legs
no more school! 
winter burrow
recipe for ham sandwic
bread
cheese
ham
bread
what if toast
blissful scaffold
🍞 🧀 🐖 🍞
blissful scaffold
what if toast
recipe for toasted ham snawic
bread
cheese
ham
bread
toast it
obsidian shore
what if toast
Toast
blissful scaffold
a whole pig on a sandwich!?
ham swandic
obsidian shore
@knotty idol u ok lol
winter burrow
there's only one tiny slice of ham left
blissful scaffold
you ever hjae too much coffee then die inside
blissful scaffold
there's only one tiny slice of ham left <:ehhh:908538220659245156>
recipe for ham
pig
cook pig
vale niche
caffeine doesn't affect me 😎
blissful scaffold
caffeine doesn't affect me 😎
i remember the days...
winter burrow
recipe for ham
pig
cook pig
guess i'm hunting for pigs
knotty idol
<@454743505701699605> u ok lol
obsidian shore
Bruhh
knotty idol
No I'm not!
blissful scaffold
guess i'm hunting for pigs
farm recipe
wood
hay
animals
winter burrow
obsidian shore
blissful scaffold
<:swagger:839906265073057802>
augh! let me dm you!
winter burrow
okay
obsidian shore
Augh!!
blissful scaffold
:)
winter burrow
AAAUBN
knotty idol
<:iris:364843341679951872>
blissful scaffold
scramble letter
krps asothu
knotty idol
It's not susss
mental matrix
winter burrow
why did my family switch to wheat bread 
knotty idol
Shushy
obsidian shore
How can u tell the difference between someone saying ur name and someone genuinely being mad lol
blissful scaffold
why did my family switch to wheat bread <:whatever:908551168911872022>
what the fuck is a wheat
knotty idol
why did my family switch to wheat bread <:whatever:908551168911872022>
Because wheat is 10/10
vale niche
what the fuck is a wheat
a crop
blissful scaffold
white bread tastier
knotty idol
How can u tell the difference between someone saying ur name and someone genuine...
Wdym?
obsidian shore
<a:pat2:837846850789965865>
blissful scaffold
yes
winter burrow
How can u tell the difference between someone saying ur name and someone genuine...
the tone they say it in
vale niche
Bread 👍
blissful scaffold
wheat bread is that one cousin you barely even like and thats only because he lets you use his cool computer setup
obsidian shore
Hi chicky
obsidian shore
the tone they say it in
Understandable have a nice day
winter burrow
knotty idol
wheat bread is that one cousin you barely even like and thats only because he le...
But you still like him so that's gay
blissful scaffold
blissful scaffold
But you still like him so that's gay<:fingerGuns:837845826687598633>
incest is failcest
also im bi so get owned
i will now do your mom and dad
obsidian shore
Nooooo
blissful scaffold
tiananmen square massacre 1989
winter burrow
why do i remember this
blissful scaffold
why do i remember this
crack
winter burrow
tiananmen square massacre 1989
every person living in china just left
knotty idol
My feet are slowly freezing, I need to get a blanket
blissful scaffold
guess most of the people here were in china cause we killed chat
blissful scaffold
My feet are slowly freezing, I need to get a blanket
har har!
bronze anchor
Nah we just died of the cringe
winter burrow
My feet are slowly freezing, I need to get a blanket
my hands are always cold
blissful scaffold
what the fuck is this and why is it in my computer
winter burrow
become a criminal
blissful scaffold
fuck you dyno i'll cut your dick off
duct tape wallet
i dare you to make and sell duct tape wallet
winter burrow
blissful scaffold
tape money to my cock and balls
obsidian shore
My feet are slowly freezing, I need to get a blanket
I have a scarf
vale niche
blissful scaffold
<:notmeme:857905204107018240>
eat my nuts
obsidian shore
Eat my offtopic
winter burrow
welp he's dead
bronze anchor
Stop posting brainrot memes then
vale niche
bronze anchor
No one actually watches them
blissful scaffold
only people who care about you posting memes in off topic are the people trying to get on the mods good side so they have a little chance to get friended for cool points
obsidian shore
Your memes from 2016 make me cringe
bronze anchor
only people who care about you posting memes in off topic are the people trying ...
Stop posting shit memes and no one will care
blissful scaffold
detroit
winter burrow
these telemarketers better stop calling me or i'm gonna find some addresses
bronze anchor
Always have been
Gotta keep the clowns online in check else they gotta give away there degree
obsidian shore
We only say these as a warning so u don't get banned for posting memes
blissful scaffold
if this wasnt a meme channel then wheres #memes
bronze anchor
Not here
obsidian shore
There isn't one
vale niche
on a different server
winter burrow
i don't think there is one
obsidian shore
You have your own servers
bronze anchor
Good for you i guess
obsidian shore
If people were allowed to post memes then this channel would be filled with shit
winter burrow
i have a headache
blissful scaffold
that clussy 😩
knotty idol
I have a scarf
But you also have... ||Handsies||
blissful scaffold
clussy 😩
💀
blissful scaffold
when you clap a clowns cheeks does it make a honking noise
obsidian shore
But you also have... ||Handsies||
Yes I do 
winter burrow
hands are prohibited
blissful scaffold
both of your parents are clowns and you hear "honka honka honka honka honka honka honka honka honka" from the other room, wyd?
winter burrow
hands are prohibited
illegal
knotty idol
Yes I do <:Ryan:381457580926697482>
Gib
knotty idol
obsidian shore
Bruh imagine if u posted that and then u just see disembodied hands coming through wormholes in front of u
winter burrow
obsidian shore
Scariest shit I've ever seen
light venture
@digital moon Okay wait, I think I see it now, it can't be 1 hole, but I also feel it can't be two.
obsidian shore
<a:loveHoldHands:837837394480201808>
😳
winter burrow
isn't there a whole VSauce video about what holes are
light venture
Yes