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your friend isn't me, pea.
ive been married 21 years now.
im not doing it all over again.
The span of 4 moths
I know you are actually smart
Moth girlfriends
lamp
lAmp
He's married with kids I doubt he's moving on to anyone else lol
How old is your youngest
youngest is 20.
interesting.
yea I know, it's weird. they keep aging as time passes, idk wtf that's all about.
magic or some shit
told em to stop but they wont
Maybe you should stop aging gramps
oh i never aged.
401ks and all that
been stuck in 19yo for a loooooooong time now
Yes, is this the FBI? I'd like to file a report
Been 19 for over 20 years and I have gotten good at it
Sache ages like a good wine
Sache aged like milk
No u
He became stinky cheese
I'm literally baby stfu
Try not to fall asleep at the recliner
True true
Smol bab Koda
Also where are the settings to hear my voice the same way I hear it through the recording? We need someone to update hoomans
Pea voice is hot
this would be pretty useful tbh
what
no one to voice chat with
Skill issue
Seller is asking 350; Vive pro HMD, 1.0 wands and base stations. Thinking about getting it. Thoughts?
I wish i was able to do that in vrchat man
Yes
pea being that way again
no time to be upset about rn though, for i must address the cat situation
he wants pets
Wdym that way
what
Don't worry about it 
Pet me too will ya?
Only I get pats

pea if you keep this up
im gonna post wordle results in here
every single day
and in your DMs too
The what now?
oh boy, he doesnt know yet >:D
Wait, was that today's word?
I guess?
Sowwy I have no clue what that is
I do wordle with my friends where we submit our try results. I gotta skip tonight

That's okay, there's always tomorrow
Is it always a 5 letter word?
Yeah, it's always 5 letters, and a new one every day.
it is actually a 2 letter word


Very punny 
The program is done

i didn't realize it was 4am for me already
go to sleep
10am 
yus





c:
:3
:D
hi hi hi
y
This slaps
https://youtu.be/lCQHX2mmk-U
Solarpunk is just a name for the eternal hope of the humanity – to live in harmony with each other, to know no fear, no war or domination of any kind over each other or any species on this planet. To find freedom of expression without limiting the freedom of others or exploiting the biosphere – which still remains a vessel for all of us. The clo...
Alo tundrum

Hewwo
Omw home


owo

also switch game packages are way smaller than I imagined
I thought they were similar to like wii u, ps4, xbox, etc
Smol
they're like taller 3ds games lol
Id say 1v1 in kart but I dont have online
f
Need to save money
nintendo is just stinky
I'd buy a switch but they're too expensive
just save up 
Nintendo makes good games but they're a very eugh company
onomatopoeia are now adjectives don't question it
I think they have studios, no?
it's more expensive then the haritorax thing pea has, but its also more available then it but still



But I can do stuff switch can't do
but you cant game on a pea, or a haritorax
You cant play mario kart on it
or can you?
yea try playing mario kart on trackers!

mario kart in vrc 
Huh?
I need that fbt for better sleeping with koda 
Then get it!
Hwt
It's not in stock!
Nuh uh
@lusty spruce you have the haritorax? is it good then?
Just get that steam console thing
steamdeck is also expensive
Oop
dumb chicky 
I have no idea, I don't keep up with it
AH
You should! it would make lemon happy 
anything valve/steam related and he will want you 
Steamdeck can go suck my deck!
Whaaa, I just get programmers socks and he likes it lmao

gay


You can't game on me but you can game with me
true true
Yes I do xd it's good for walking, sitting, generally moving normally. Start dancing and it can't keep up or will drift
I see
good to know

too bad about the dancing
makes me think slime might also not be adequate for dancing
I dont dance anyways 
Software is good, calibration not so much
I mean you need to stand straight for 5sec then bend your knees and tilt forward for 5s
Similar but not the same
Same tech tho
guess I'll have to stick with ye olde vive trackers
That's how it looks on you. The straps are huge and are holding together like there is no tomorrow
More or less. Harito also uses magnetometers
Train is home in a sec then I just gotta walkkk
The only downside is that you run cables from main unit to upper sensors and from upper to lower ones
Meh cables
Probably that's why there are straps connecting everything together
Although my headset cable is getting annoying, so ill use my wireless headset for vr
I was thinking about running the cable from the ceiling but it's too much hussle

Gib

Gib what 
You!

Lemmy go back to work!
What work?
THE work
Instructions unclear.
Good.

Go to dms now!!
Instructions unclear, Cooked pea
With real pea 
yeah how u can find that white text
like add on any video or etc
friday night freddy
Like the gif?
like i want this with that exactly the same text by saying "get morph'ed"
Idk where to get the white text that gif was in the Discord gifs
same cause i want to add this video lmao
ye
is that from a certain medieval game?
Just look through the list of fonts
its morph the true british
naive me for thinking i found a mord player in the wild
+more time for you to do that process for simple one so yeah
that means youve gone to a public world and someone had a fucky wucky there
also not a vrc channel

You can post links there though
step 1) Upload photo to website
step 2) post site in gen 1
step 3) 
description should be like "not a meme channel nor image host" kek
The description needs to be changed to not a meme channel bc people always argue "I'm not dumping it's just one!"

Whaaa
a little trolling 🤏 
🅱️oat
Hi cod, hi dum
what is that name 
no, I'm not australian
Gotem
Holy shit I've never met an Australian before
I think it was something like Miasussysussysussysussy or whatever
What is it like fighting kangaroos
Close
Mad truth
you added an a too much, it's MyNameIsVeryUpsidedownNdAnnoying
download faster smh 
Have you tried asking it nicely


nn
yea, "night" 
3pm is close enough
Bonk me harder

🤨
Not seeing a no
Nico is barely 17 
yeah but not for that long
You're barely 18 then 
There is a bonking consent age now? Assault is assault
don makes anything sound sus smh

breathing air is sus for don 
if bonking is forbidden
can we b00p? .w.
Boop me harder
c:<
Better?
_ _
No u
She's old
I know she's old
No you're not
Yes, I am
You're 25 right
No
?
?
Then?
Whoever told you my age don't know it
I cant remember it either but I know its above right
Don lied to me
Fairly sure it's not public either
Blame Don
I never said that!
So you shouldn't even know
I wonder who taught you that line 
Don the doxer
Like father like daughter
she's learning too much from sache
I didn't tell her 
Who did then
how am I supposed to know!

you dingus
I wouldve said a different number smh
Shame on you
nuh uh, you
Don what happened to only liking girls within a year of your age 



What
Well, have fun with that
the only time I mentioned 25 in dms was talking about how I got a corona bonus for 25 euro

Being an ass by teasing Don? 
I think her brain is melting
No, I'm just not going to sit here and entertain this

I'm confusion
Good for you, clearly not hard
Um..?

yes time for you to sleep
No not quite
nani
I dunno
No you think I told her your age when I didn't
this conversation is the literal equivalent of slipping on an ice cube
tf is going on here

I'm so confused
I think I misremembered another friends birthday being hers.
And they're not even the same age.
I don't have the time for this at the moment, I need some food
Brent told me his birthday a few days ago and I guess I forgot it was his and assumed it was hers
🤷♀️
Greatmoonaroma is a pretty chill guy I met I'm last night
Now she's angry 
Weird flex but ok
is it a flex though
It's just people too, they're not any more special or important
youtubers are literally just random people with a following that's it
"Oh bUt I kNoW this YouTuBeR" aight and
I do not like to brag
Smh
but I'm a known familiar to the one and only Don
flex would be bruh I hav to many millionaires as friends
thank you
Yea youtubers are random people with just a bunch of followers but usually big youtubers don't accept friend requests
mfw someone says they know a youtuber: 😐
I don't either
No smart person is gonna accept any random request
i don't accept friend requests unless I've had a positive interaction with the person
mhm

It's too early for this I don't know if I have the energy to do the copypasta
Then don't
Sometimes I hate being a sever mod it do be even worse in like twitch streamers discord severs
Imagine not owning a discord, get good
I do own one I never talk in it tho
Mines dead 
Dang
Had like 1500 at one point, now 700 and like 5 people talk in it
Oh boy, what emulation issues will crop up here?
https://www.vg247.com/the-legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask-coming-to-switch-online-in-february
Hi
Oh boy, all I need is botw 2 lmao
n64 games are only in the switch online + extra thingy right?
Yep
But you'd do better to emulate on PC or another console
at this point nintendo is just shit posting, but it is somewhat admirable that they are trying. However it is not enough to redeem their reputation.
🅱️izza time
@stuck crest At least on Virtual Console, they cared
nope they don't even care for virtual console
what type of bizza u got
big muricans pulled pork, because it was on sale 
although even when saving money on all that I forgot to buy stuff to drink
so all I have is water
sadge

milk is good af after eating bizza
No mjölk
They went through the hassle of applying patches and hacks to make sure games worked smoothly
Nintendo Switch, they try to do one for all approach
Milk is good af always
But don too poor for milk

plain milk is nasty
incorrect
no, milk good
i disagree
you are entitled to an opinion but in this case youre wrong in every way


huh
This hurts
I liked his opera-type singing, especially on the first Bat out of Hell albums
Afraid this man also passed away today
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/emmy-winning-actor-louie-anderson-dead-age-68-media-reports-2022-01-21/
imagine a northern farmer to poor for milk
i thought don had his own cows
but idk man can't drink milk normally anymore after the vegans ruined it fore me hahaha\
so i can only drink it when its mixed up or after bizza
how r u a farmer but you dont live on a farm
Because i'm from the north
🤔
I'm in the most northern province but not quite the most northern city
omw moving to the most nothern city
I dont even know what that is
the ultimate flex
Dokkum apparently
or here
no not dokkum google is lying
just a little sandbank in the middle of the ocean
yes
imagine taking a boat as ur way of transport

nothing wrong with boats you stinker
brent ur talking to the guy who's into shipgirls
A lot of the shows are good though
animal crossing is finally done downloading 
didnt ya say yesterday u were going to wait a while and just vibe with mk8 xD
well I got too impatient and just bought it anyways
now I'm down bad, but atleast I have animal crossing

If anyone here can help me make a server hmu pls
literally has his switch like 4 hours
-got too impatient-
yes
animal crossing is one of the games I wanted to play, so I was too impatient to wait until next month, my bank account will be the same anyways, so why wait in the first place
there are more boat enthusiast o.o
50k of em o.op
Lol I remember making my islands name a pun. Wish I remembered what it was.
"a pun"
you're welcome
YOOO
My island name is Titee 
😎
imagine
All my islands are themed like that, my ACNL island was Bootee, the flag was a shiny butt with fishnet thigh highs
And now Titee, which the flag is nsfw and can't send here lol

I'll come visit your island then sometime 
I switched out the SD card and dont remember where I put the other one lol
You can't, I don't have Nintendo online 
Nice
I need to fix the sparkles on the butt
Waw
Certified animal crossing pixel artist 

Anyways the design for my acnh flag has uh.. nipples
I'll send that privately in dms 
Sussy

Maybe I should turn some of my lewd animal crossing designs into discord emotes


did you know that animal crossing is considered a gacha game?
Footer you're a gacha game 
no u!
No w!
no u! Infinite uno reverse card


no both of you!




How the fuck
Is it because the villagers are randomized?
something like that, plus limited items that you can claim per day
from what i heard, all you do in animal crossing is login, claim stuff, water your plants or get stuff and get it done and then nothing to do after that
I already have my dream villagers because I know how to make amiibos so I don't participate in the gacha aspect 
lol
i wouldn't be surprised if nintendo as a company invested into gacha games in the future in like 10 years from now, because they really love mobile stuff
they even have animal crossing on mobile and even new ip's on mobile like dragalia lost
even fire emblem heroes
soon eventually they'll push all their main titles into mobile and thats where shit goes down and nintendo lost a heavy percentage of their player base
Not necessarily, yes first you go to your mailbox, read the letters your villagers sent and claim your gifts, then you harvest your plants, collect shells by the beach, bring them to the shop and sell them. Then you talk to your villagers and see if any of them have recipes for you, or any new interesting things to share with you. You can also go fishing or collect fossils and bring them to the museum, and attempt to complete the museum. There's a literal stock market system in ACNH, (called the "stalk" market bc the stock is turnips)

yeah i know koda, i actually never play any of the animal crossing games except for New Leaf's intro, but that doesn't really count
New Leaf in comparison to New Horizons is pretty bare.
It isn't a fair comparison at all
yeah thats why i said it doesn't really count
Speaking of which I need to find a City Folk ROM
I've played almost all the animal crossing games, I'm fucking obsessed with the franchise

just had my first beer, honestly doesn't taste that bad as some people make it sound like
Beer tastes like piss
its cold piss
Your German taste buds are brainwashed
if you are german you have the genes to like taste beer without feeling disgusted or so they say
or you just had bad ones and I had a good one as my first one 
lol....
some raspberry beer or something? Idk
You don't even know what you drank?
Good to know you're starting your alcoholism on the right track
classmate/sister's friend came over, said hello to me and brought me a beer lol
I didn't check what it was, just drank it
Pog
beer is awesome 👌
Someone who isn't bothered by the minutia of consequence 
every youngling that likes to drink
I can't remember the German laws
if I don't know what I'm drinking, I won't be looking for it in the store and wanting to buy it 
is beer a hard liquor tho?
I can drink beer and wine legally since a year now, next year I can drink all alcoholic drinks
Beer is just disgusting
beer is different than alcohol

Get the stuff you need for pineapple daiquiri, it's delicious
but beer is in the category of alcohol definitely, even wine is in it too
Beer is extremely watered down compared to most alcohol, which is why younglings can drink it
It's hard to get drunk from just beer
yep
I'm surprised you can drink wine tho
Good wine can have a very high alcohol percentage
which is weird yeah
some wine is low%, probably why
Every alcohol has a variant that has low % of alcohol lol
main point of the law is to let you drink the stuff that you pass out from way before any serious damage can be done
They should make the law that you can drink anything that's under 15% alcohol content or something
Radler
and prohibit you from drinking what can easily cause damage
i never drink beer fully before, i mixed it with soda
That's terrible for you
what
on nye I drank wine mixed with cola 
yes it is and that was my first and last attempt at doing it
never touching alcohol ever again
Alcohol and soda (especially with a shit ton of caffeine) is a one way street to liver and heart failure simultaneously lol

Sus
Y'all ever read stories about people who mixed red bulls with vodka?
Immediate heart attacks

sounds pog
I do that all the time
dain is a ghost at this point lol
Huge yikes
energy drink liquor combo is good
Question: are you trying to die before you turn 30
honestly I think the energy drink is worse for you than thr liquor tho
it's literally a standard drink at any bar
Alcohol: depressant
Energy drink: stimulant
Your body: "wtf do I do with this shit"
yall gotta go out more
except vodka and whiskey kek
Doesn't mean it should be. It's a deadly combo.
lmao wait til you hear about Cocaethylene
Depends on your age and health, but it's really not good for you.
jaeger with red bull is good fite me
dw, I got russian and polish genes 
this guy knows
I mean good for y'all, I won't touch energy drinks for shit and vodka is nasty
I agree with the second one
this guy no longer knows
beer is meh, vodka is terrible. Whiskey is where it's at
Pea what's your go-to drink?
And I swear to God if you put your whiskey on rocks, I don't know you
Watered down whiskey is a fucking sin
old fashioned
beer > rum > vodka > whiskey > beer
Whiskey > scotch > rum
can't wait 'till I'm 18 and can try all this stuff
beer can be at the top or bottom depending on which one
Literally anything else >>>> beer
btw, isn't all that stuff 21+ in the us? 
Beer is impossible to mix and tastes like piss
you're not supposed to mix it
I can drink it on my own property as long as a parent or guardian supplies it for me
I can take rum only in mojito
No shit.
oh but cider is WAY better than beer
Apple cider mixed with bourbon is a delight.
It makes you feel so warm. It's perfect for the fall
my friend was drinking beer with lipton ice tea
What the fuck??? 😭😭😭
don't ask me why
I think I might get cider tonight
man's is getting white claw
Have you tried a pineapple daiquiri? Pineapple plantation rum, lime juice and sugar syrup
Tried whiteclaw once, you can't tell me Americans actually like it
no nope too broke to experiment with alcohol xd
It's soooooo good ugh
Alcohol just don't do it for me
Most of it tastes meh or has to be mixed, and then all you get is feeling a bit warmer and nothing else 
Don you might like fruitier drinks more
Bruh i drank captain Morgan's spiced rum and woke up with the headache of the century never again
It's not about getting drunk
i prefer cold soda's or coconut drinks
Then what is it about, why not just drink something normal then
By itself? 

I thought the same until I tried proper stuff that tastes good aswell
You can't get the alcohol flavor/burn with any other drink
Shut up you like beer nico
LOL
Piss drinker 
Yeah straight captain morgans wasnt that bad tbh until i woke up
one of the many beers smh
did 4 glasses of wine once and I felt like absolute garbage for next day
If I drink literal piss beer I'll think the same
I do get pretty bad headaches from whiskey which is unfortunate
I'm 18, pea. And smol.
I have yet to be affected by alcohol, which some consider a good thing and some dont
Probably didnt help that i was on vrchat when i was drinking lmao
Koda smol and cute 
sober?
Ish okie I understand 
Lightweight of the century
When I move to Canada I'll get to buy alcohol for myself 


No more of my parents' yucky ducky shit
Foon is asking if you're saying you didn't get tipsy or drunk
probably not if he's saying he doesn't get affected
yeah probably
I haven't gotten drunk yet aswell, so I could say the same
Bruh i felt it after like 3-4 shots and i think i had around 6-7 lol
Never so far 
Haven't gotten drunk but I've definitely been buzzed. Got super fucking hyper and then sobbed for 30 minutes and passed out
if i even drink one shot of any alcohol i will get drunk, i'm really that sensitive i think
I blacked out once
haha are you sure about that
Koda forgot already 
100%. You know when you are drunk.
you clearly dont then 
you came in here one day completely drunk unable to type a sentence
I obviously was not drunk that night
One of Meat Loaf's best songs...... "is it a stairway to heaven?... or a subway going down to the pit?" Lyrics by Jim Steinman
like why have sentences
I can assure you I've never been drunk lol
that is incredibly debatable
I sipped a few drinks, had a shot and I was done
It's not though!
If I was drunk I wouldn't have even been texting you guys lol
if thats what you say 
but yeah anyways I have never even been affected by it besides feeling slightly warmer
Rip
Probably because you drank something cheap with a small alcohol percentage
it was above 20% 
That's small lol
I think 22 to be exact
drinks bad stuff
"I don't get affected" 
I like straight fireball lol
So I'm permanently semi straightedge
Fireball lives up to it's name. It's pure pain.
Koda you better not be a piss out drunk alcoholic or I wont be living with you 
I'll pass on smoking or drugs
I literally drink less than once a month stfu

Its soooo good tho i love cinnamon flavored things and scented stuff and that is just mmm
I don't drink to get drunk like most young adults
I'd rather just drink ice tea or something else over anything alcoholic
I drink to try new flavors and see what tastes good
tastes good, maybe bad for teeth but atleast I can keep my insides ok
I mean yeah
You have to be a true alcoholic to have liver problems
I guess I know too many alcoholics then 
I havent drank a single drop of alcohol in like 3-4 months and im dropping caffeine starting today only water
I am also on the water 
I really need to drop caffeine as well
which definitely isnt just because I didnt buy anything to drink
I didn't care for it like year ago and now I've got caffeine through my system constantly
I switched to water since 6th grade after I stopped drinking ice tea every day
I just drink coffee when i'm really really tired, so usually at school
Iced tea

I need at least one pop a day or else i get the worst headaches
Damn you're worse than I am
green tea 
But starting today imma try my hardest to drop it
Iced peach tea 
drank coffee like twice, didn't feel any different
First time I put a small spoon of coffee powder in, 2nd cup I put three spoons in
No difference except stronger bitter taste
🍑 
I'm very glad I hate coffee
Yeah i dont think ive gone a single day without a pop in like 6 months its horrible but im dropping it today and i really hope i can keep it going
poor bab 
Rip
clean up 
Rich people drink Starbucks
I don't even have a starbucks in 1,5hr of drive radius xd
I have not touched my island in ages
Woah!! That sims expansion pack is a blast to the past
Now make flag

How tf do people floss
Y e s
sussus
My gums are bleeding 
don get a switch with acnh so we can hang out on susland
stop flossing with piano wire
I have gingivitis 
why would I buy a switch just for susland smh
because susland!!!


Ill need better reasons then that to buy something so expensive
dont even need the normal switch, you can get the cheapo switch light
mario kart, splatoon
mario maker
none
no trust me there are ship games on switch, you don't have one so you wouldn't know 
Who wants boba making ASMR
no
BOBA🧋
Only if one more o was involved 
Booba
@vale niche
hi rin

smh this isnt lewd-topic
I'm not being lewd!
I am just looking at nintendo switches
and the conclusion is its all expensive
think a new rule should be, if anyone breaks a discord rule, then don gets punished 😤
if you want a good screen its fucking 349 euro 
you turned
Boba 🧋 into
Booba
ye theyre not cheap because theyre still incredibly in demand lol
cheapest switch is 200 buckaroos but its piss yellow
you either get switch lite, or the normal switch. If you get the normal switch you plug it into your monitor, if you get switch lite, you use the switch's screen
I'd rather spend the extra 90 and get something more capable
but what would be the punishment?
bonk
the only difference with the oled switch is that the screen is oled, and if you only play docked, why spend the extra money
why would I only play it docked
idk
that's lewd so time to punish Don
Might as well just emulate it all then 
if you emulate you can't play with us smh
give me one reason I shouldnt keep my money and buy the funny japanese slimevr
Practicing my video edit skills, only reason I took this video 
a 24-hour forced DM with pea
ah yes, sideways
yum koda
koda film it normally or flip it!
I did film normally
just one?
one DM that takes 24 hours to write :monkas:
Discord did that not my phone
probably filmed vertically, discord likes to correct the aspect ratio on its own
and

filming vertically is a sin
vertical video :weirdchamp:
Yes, good koda 
stretch it to 16:9 :troll:
I dont care, atleast make it good for other people to watch
It's about the sound smh
Don't care!
that's an award not a punishment smh
Some critical observations:
- it's vertical
- most shots aren't too long or too short, nice work on flow/timing
- stop filming vertically
- audio is good
- storyboard makes sense, there is a logical flow of events leading to an expected conclusion
- lighting is alright
- srsly stop filming vertically
24 hours of pea sending me azurlane memes where people lewd the lolis instead of the actual big booba characters
wha
also koda why is that microwave so reflective
Filmed for video editing practice, not filming practice
Bc it's clean? 🤨
seems the filming needs practice then 😛
vertical is evil
I don't care about filming
I know its clean, but why smh
i mean you should since there's nothing to edit without that part 🤣
I'm an editor not a filmmaker tsk tsk
and I'm gonna go against those two and will say that it's nice
Because I don't like dirty microwaves
A good editor understands at least the basics of the filming process m8
it's not a vacuum, they inter-operate
don quit being jealous of the clean microwave
Sache I stg I'm going to beat you
I'm a photographer and I take vertical shots
my microwave doesnt even have a working light when I open the door 
don is jelous because he can't clean his own microwave, if he even has one 
You're just jealous you can't make them look good
Koda what phone do you have?
What's a microwave?
magic food box, Uno.
Pixel 4a
nice shot there
slap food in box, push buttons, get hot
We have one in the kitchen I work at.
well, sometimes get hot
Vertical shots are essential
brb inventing a microwave that freezes half the food and burns the rest
Chef Mike already does this
very cool little koda 
so......a microwave
that's fair lol
*throws a quart of liquid cheese in the nuke for 3 mins
"Why is the core solid but the surface boiling?!"
magic
I want to show off my photography
Do I have permission to show some of my best work
We think Chef Mike is finally loosing his cool after being trapped in the basement for so long
dont see why not koda
some of your best worm
yes
here we see pea in his natural habitat - ice
snow pea
Water is my absolute favorite thing ever to work with
Have a related meme
Caption "Microwaving fish will result in immediate Defenestration"
damn that looks good
hi all
I wonder how discord will treat panoramic photos
Probably break it
Photography requires someone with two things
Expensive lens and common sense
Let's see
Ooo
I like the ominous figure
cries in canon eos 500d
That looks so awesome ive never seen a mountain with my own eyes and wow
I don't have fancy surroundings but I have 9k cat pics
I used to borrow really fucking amazing lenses from my school.. and then I graduated 
Cute children
My phone takes better photos than the camera but I love to just sit and tweak raws

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