general-media

[weary tusk]

I'll have you know that bigger people are easier to hug

[rancid tendon]

Lies

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

Small people are like stuffed animals

Big people are like bears

Equally easy to hug

[weary tusk]

at least smaller people are easier to punt

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

-,- and I'm done here

[sick bloom]

they're easier to bully, put things on a high shelf

[weary tusk]

but small people can steal my knees easier 🤔

[sick bloom]

nah

[rancid tendon]

I will fucking climb you. Do not test me.

[sick bloom]

try me little creature

[weary tusk]

small people always win hide and seek >:/
gremlins

[obsidian shore]

fuckin mood af

[obsidian shore]

preach

[weary tusk]

im skinny and inhumanly flexible so i can hide in really difficult hiding spots :)

[sick bloom]

Just be big brain and your size doesn't matter

[rancid tendon]

I'm small and super flexible

I fit in suitcases

[weary tusk]

i can twist my legs more than 180 degrees backwards

[sick bloom]

oh thats a good way to save money

[rancid tendon]

One time when playing hide and seek I hid in a pile of blankets and literally nobody knew where I went

My grandma started getting scared because she couldn't find me

[obsidian shore]

nice

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

i just hide under bed and it works

[sick bloom]

prop hunt

[obsidian shore]

havent played in a while tho so i have no experience

[weary tusk]

i like to gross my mom out by twisting my legs backwards and twisting them back, she hates it 😂 👉

[rancid tendon]

What's the weight limit for suitcases

[sick bloom]

I dont know

that plan would fail very quickly though

it'd safe money on a flight, except they definitely will just notice theres a human inside

[rancid tendon]

True

[obsidian shore]

xray and they just see a person

[vale niche]

probably too low for a human, but a smaller animal like a cat could possibly fit in the weight limit

[weary tusk]

also the fuselages of planes typically aren't pressurized so most people who've attempted a free flight suffocate to death

[obsidian shore]

wave at the camera!

[rancid tendon]

Damn it's really that low?! Jeez

I don't think don could lift me above his head anyway tho

[sick bloom]

I could, but not for long I think

[lusty spruce]

personal luggage is like 10-ish kg?

[sick bloom]

I am stronk

[lusty spruce]

depends on the company

[vale niche]

I mean, what could you possibly put in a suitcase to make it heavy? A bunch of laptops maybe, but even that wouldn't really get over the limit depending on the size of the bag

[sick bloom]

Oh well, no bypassing the system to save on money I guess

[lusty spruce]

personal luggage should be the essentials and stuff you might need on the flight only

or everything you would need for the short trip

[vale niche]

before you think of how to get past the weight limit, think how to bypass airport security first, which is pretty much impossible lol

[sick bloom]

I'd just bring phone and snacks

I mean yeah its secure

Reminds me of some fun stories from my teachers though

Apparently ports arent secure at all

they have security but one of the ports had an easy way in so you would get random people walking around

[vale niche]

speaking of, today in music class the teacher went to copy some stuff, and this one guy goes to the laptop with a presentation open, and puts polish cow song 10 hours loop on lmao

[sick bloom]

german kids smh

[weary tusk]

lame

[vale niche]

and when he came back he looked so confused

[sick bloom]

smh

[vale niche]

some other guy recorded it, but can't send here because you can see people's faces

[jovial marsh]

oh yeah free nitro, always wanted that

[sick bloom]

woah, pog

[jovial marsh]

did they remove the report button doe o.0

cant find it anymore

[sick bloom]

damn I was just too slow on restarting discord

[jovial marsh]

sdge

so eh next week im going to germany with a bus I have no idea what to expect lol

trains to germany are terribly slow

[vale niche]

we have the best trains on earth 😎

[jovial marsh]

i'd rather sit on my ass for 4 hours at an airport and then be there with a 1 hour flight, than a 6 hour train ride

[vale niche]

literally india has trains that are on time, but ours are always late

[jovial marsh]

yeah and sometimes they just stay at stops for like 10 minutes

public transport in berlin is nice tho

everything just goes 24/7 every 5 minutes

[vale niche]

meanwhile here on the countryside there's a bus every 30 minutes

gl getting to school if you miss the bus by 1 minute

(happened very often to me)

[jovial marsh]

yeah that is terrible lol

i would never want to live at a countryside without having my own transport

but ai at least your countryside looks rlly nice

our countryside is only flat grassfields and people like don

[vale niche]

that's how the north looks too, mostly
The south has mountains tho so that's nice, also lots of forests and a few old castles that you can hike to

[jovial marsh]

yeah exactly, that sounds great

[rancid tendon]

Doesn't work sometimes

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

probably going to go on a roadtrip somewhere this summer to germany

[vale niche]

there's also still a castle that got renovated and when it gets dark you can see it lit up with a bunch of lights

[jovial marsh]

southern part

to explore n stuff

[rancid tendon]

Netherlands sounds like Illinois

I hate it

[sick bloom]

rude

[vale niche]

pro tip, avoid the more rural areas in southern germany, they speak terrible english and have a dialect that you only understand if you're either from there, or I guess bavarians can also understand it kinda

(atleast south west)

[rancid tendon]

I avoid rural areas of all countries

Because I fucking hate prairies

[green oasis]

i used to live in a town with 8k population in South west UK

it was the most depressing thing, now I live in the cold north much better 300k

[turbid yew]

Worst place I have been was hands down Paris

[vale niche]

I was in Hastings, UK on a school trip for a week, and it was pretty pog there

on the last day we went to London

[sick bloom]

Dutch countryside view, atleast when you're driving on the more backroad type of things

[rancid tendon]

Agree. North best

[sick bloom]

north good

[vale niche]

north germany looks exactly the same lol

[sick bloom]

south full of bottom babies

[rancid tendon]

That literally just fucking looks like southern Illinois. I hate it

[sick bloom]

wow rude

[vale niche]

flatter than neb

[rancid tendon]

How is that a view?!

You can see that literally anywhere

[sick bloom]

it isnt a view

[vale niche]

I like my mountains

[sick bloom]

I'm just saying thats the average road here lmao

[rancid tendon]

See Nico gets it

[sick bloom]

atleast its much better then cities

[rancid tendon]

I love the city

[sick bloom]

cities are fine but if its too big its almost always guaranteed to just rip you off

[rancid tendon]

How so

Also in BC you'd have the perfect blend of everything

Large bodies of water, mountains, city

[sick bloom]

in where

[vale niche]

British Columbia

[rancid tendon]

A province in Canada

[vale niche]

maple syrup land

[rancid tendon]

Lmao

[vale niche]

I love waffles with maple syrup

[sick bloom]

I just prefer living close to a city, but not inside of the city

[rancid tendon]

Ok ok what if, just listen, what if there were ships in the city?

[sick bloom]

No, that'd be no different from Rotterdam and that place already confused me enough

[vale niche]

look, ships in the city

[sick bloom]

also people in big cities usually cant drive for shit

[rancid tendon]

Vancouver is smol

Rotterdam is almost 3 times the size of Vancouver

Trust me it's not as bad as you think

[sick bloom]

time to google maps

[vale niche]

also ships in the city

[rancid tendon]

German is such a funny language

Vancouver is literally an island

So ofc there will be ships

[sick bloom]

there's ships here too, atleast at my school

almost like they placed a maritime school next to a dock but regardless of that

[vale niche]

Just a big coincidence trust me

just happened to be there yk

[sick bloom]

yeah they definitely wouldnt do that on purpose

Hm, vancouver looks like a place that costs a lot of money to live in

[vale niche]

it does

[sick bloom]

also why I prefer outside of the city, cheaper

[vale niche]

just git ~~ gud ~~ rich

[sick bloom]

bun

[jovial marsh]

I'll find a way, there are supposedly alot of hotels in the south run by dutch ppl as well

[jovial marsh]

flat and grass and don

see

nothing else there

[vale niche]

don likes flat

[sick bloom]

hey I took that from streetview somewhere in emmen

[vale niche]

is that where emmentaler cheese is from

[jovial marsh]

flat chest supremacists unite

[sick bloom]

I'm all about dem thighs

[jovial marsh]

if woman have a bigger chest than me im not interested

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

u live near emmen?

[sick bloom]

No

I live far up north, but not quite deflzijl

[jovial marsh]

oh cool, i actually known sum ppl there

[fluid field]

[vale niche]

[sick bloom]

Niederlande

[fluid field]

German boyo spotted

[vale niche]

now guess which state

[fluid field]

Niedersachsen

??

[vale niche]

[fluid field]

Close?

[jovial marsh]

Den haago lmao

[vale niche]

I forgor 💀 where niedersachsen is lol

[sick bloom]

Epic troll (not a mark of my location btw just the city)

[vale niche]

too far north

[fluid field]

Right

[jovial marsh]

tfw when the marker is bigger than ur city

[fluid field]

Uhmmm

[vale niche]

one hint: mountains

[fluid field]

Oh

Bayern?

[vale niche]

close

[fluid field]

Whats close to Bayern

Mfw geography 4

[jovial marsh]

imagine still knowing geography

[vale niche]

bordering switzerland

[jovial marsh]

ive been living in the city for like 7 years and i still only know 2 street names

[fluid field]

Then

It should be Baden-Württemberg

[vale niche]

yes

[fluid field]

Pog

Anyways my oculus quest 2 arrived 6 days early, with an American charger

[vale niche]

either use a phone charger or get an adapter (or get an eu charger)

where did you order it from

[fluid field]

Amazon

My mistake was ordering from the german Amazon website

[vale niche]

they sell it there now? I thought they still didn't

[fluid field]

The French amazon website has the quest 2 100€ cheaper

[spark fern]

Does anyone know where you can find a good vrchat group to join?

[fluid field]

Anyways, I gotta hit up some electronic stores to either find an adapter or a german charger with the same volt and watt stats

Anyways

[fluid field]

How's it down in the south

[vale niche]

cold but not could enough for snow

[fluid field]

Just about the same up here

[rancid tendon]

I crave death

[fluid field]

Except a lot more wind and rain

[vale niche]

no death

[fluid field]

Why though

[vale niche]

My ears kept freezing when I was outside during school break so I might just bring my ushanka tomorrow lol

[rancid tendon]

Reasons I can't say in this chat

[fluid field]

I got 2

[sick bloom]

[fluid field]

One with rabbit fur and one with an attachable mask

I was victim of a horrible ushanka joke today

I had my hat on, and a face mask, wanted to get on the bus home

[vale niche]

I wore mine to school last year and they just said сука блять with the most fake russian accent ever

[fluid field]

The bus driver made some faces and then pointed at me saying "Look! He's got 16:9!"because of the small eye window between hat and mask

[vale niche]

lol

[fluid field]

I waited an extra hour and got onto the next bus

[vale niche]

[fluid field]

I'm not even kidding

I told him to fuck himself, left into the city to get a cheeseburger and then got onto the next bus

[vale niche]

I wonder if I should put the hat's mask over the normal mask just to keep my face warm or if I should switch, I guess putting it over is easier because then I don't have to keep switching masks

[fluid field]

Do we have the same hat?

[vale niche]

I have this one

[fluid field]

Holy shit same hat

Doxhaus

[vale niche]

lol

[fluid field]

I cant find the mask from mine but I'm 100% sure it's the same hat

[vale niche]

I modified the clip at the bottom to make it a bit shorter so when I close it to the top there isn't a distance between the side pieces

[fluid field]

What a coincidence lmao

[sick bloom]

sussy

[rancid tendon]

Same person

Nico talking to himself

[sick bloom]

true

[vale niche]

I'm not the only german on the planet!

[sick bloom]

clearly you are

[jovial marsh]

how cold is it in germany that u need masks that could survive antartica

[vale niche]

-2°C

[jovial marsh]

hmmm

[sick bloom]

weak

[vale niche]

putting the hood up is enough to keep ears warm but hat is funi

[jovial marsh]

like i wanna say weak 2

[devout cedar]

What are best Mexican foods?

[jovial marsh]

but when i was in berlin during christmas, i actually had to buy a beanie bcs it was so damn cold

even though temperature said it was like -2 or sum

when its -2 here it feels like its 15 degrees

but germany hits different xD

[rancid tendon]

That's nothing. We had a winter here that was -30⁰F a few years ago, some people's power went out for several days and pipes froze and burst

[devout cedar]

I like carne asada, al pastor and barbacoa

[vale niche]

I think the coldest I've experienced was -10°C, gotta check again tho

[devout cedar]

That's a tail

[rancid tendon]

Inappropriate

Mods ban him

[sick bloom]

babbed

[rancid tendon]

Don mod?

Pog now I can get away with saying anything

No

[sick bloom]

bad

[vale niche]

biased mod

[sick bloom]

clearly

[vale niche]

clearly, you don't own an airfryer

[sick bloom]

I dont

[vale niche]

see, I knew it

[vestal creek]

[jovial marsh]

i want an airfryer

shits so ez to make stuff like fish or chicken in

but my kitchen has el 0 space

might just put it next to my couch

[hollow mulch]

Fact of the day: a land shark actually exists (i forgot the namr of the species tho)

[fluid field]

-8 degrees Celsius

Plus rain, plus wind

[vale niche]

also colder in shadows, and where I stand during break, I'd have to stare at the sun or stay in the shadow

[fluid field]

One does not simply survive eastern European countries without funi hat

[jovial marsh]

is germany even considered east europe

[vale niche]

if poland and czech republic are, then former east germany could be considered eastern europe

[nimble steeple]

for some reason i immediately thought of cat ears before remembering that normal humans ears also exist and can be cold

[jovial marsh]

I always appreciate when people choose style over comfort

like when i see a bunch of emo's in their ragged and destroyed clothes in the middle of the winter

and I'm like that's p cool, but ay im too old for this shit

i'm happy with my warm jacket

[vale niche]

there's this guy in my class that always wears shorts, even in the coldest winter, keeps wearing shorts lol

I have yet to see him wear pants that aren't shorts

which will never happen if he's actually wearing shorts all year around like his friends told me lol

[nimble steeple]

plot twist: He wears pants and a fluffy jacket during the summer

[jovial marsh]

i forgot the name of the person who always does this, but in his or her name

obligatory plot twist:
https://open.spotify.com/track/7zuLpW507b4hMqKjppTXO3?si=e4f6a3ba16744def

[nimble steeple]

ah yes

[pseudo jetty]

what did I start

[jovial marsh]

oohh you were the source lul

[sick bloom]

smh

[pseudo jetty]

i recommended the song yea

[jovial marsh]

i always see the person with blue pfp posting this stuff

what was the name again zzz

also nico got his green gang back, when u getting the ++ back

[sick bloom]

I think paci hasn't gotten the message that pea released all of our names

[obsidian shore]

Paci has their whole name

[jovial marsh]

lowkey wanna start a trend where everyone puts max behind their nam,e

[obsidian shore]

Can't wait to become TundrumMaxMax

The true version of my usernames origins

[sick bloom]

Donramaxmax

[obsidian shore]

We're the maxmaxes and we're here to vibe

My job is done

[obsidian shore]

U did it

[jovial marsh]

fineee

[vale niche]

[obsidian shore]

Where did the a come from 🤔

[sick bloom]

sounds better that way, cant blame him

[obsidian shore]

Aight

[jovial marsh]

why u aint TundrumMaxaMax

sounds fire

[sick bloom]

Imagine

[obsidian shore]

Imagine

[vale niche]

don add another max smh

[obsidian shore]

Dragons

[jovial marsh]

Ima Gi Ne

[sick bloom]

smh

[jovial marsh]

max amount of max's in your upn or u a bih

[vale niche]

become Donramaxmax

[obsidian shore]

Donramaxmax

Do it

[sick bloom]

Why not Donraxamax

Donramaxamax

[vale niche]

Donraxmas

[sick bloom]

brain went brrr

[obsidian shore]

I'm having a stroke

[jovial marsh]

u need more max's

[obsidian shore]

True

Based

[jovial marsh]

when nico thought he was flexing with his long username

get outclassed

[sick bloom]

there

[radiant vigil]

The simulation is glitching again

[vale niche]

you forgot to add 5 max's aswell

remove a few uwus

[obsidian shore]

This breaks the trend

[nimble steeple]

guys am i cool now

[obsidian shore]

How's this

[vale niche]

I wonder what happens if I steal Pea's Pea

[jovial marsh]

sus

[weary tusk]

do i win

[radiant vigil]

just the coolest

[obsidian shore]

Yea

[weary tusk]

ok cool that's all i needed

[obsidian shore]

Validation received 👍 👍

[sick bloom]

No

[vale niche]

shortest name trend?

[obsidian shore]

I'm just uh oh

[vale niche]

only 3 people with max left

[weary tusk]

my name is literally just faye

[sick bloom]

I can just make it Don again and be 3 letter

[obsidian shore]

Dot

[vale niche]

shortest name trend as in the shortest lasting trend in changing names

not as in trend of having the shortest name

[sick bloom]

yes

[jovial marsh]

how do u even change ur name this fast

[obsidian shore]

Y not

[jovial marsh]

discord be like nah fam, u changing ur name so fast u cant

[vale niche]

/nick

[jovial marsh]

😮

[sick bloom]

uhuh

[weary tusk]

/nick?
what is this, an IRC channel?

[vale niche]

minecraft server

[obsidian shore]

I don't use nick I just edit my server profile lol

[weary tusk]

/msg NickServ ...
based

[obsidian shore]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[weary tusk]

/nick solarmarten
/msg NickServ REGISTER [EMAIL] [PASSWORD]

[lusty spruce]

hello there

[obsidian shore]

Hi pea :D

[vale niche]

pea is late to the trend lol

[jovial marsh]

greetings

[obsidian shore]

Don't even need a nickname to fit the trend

I'm just that cool

[lusty spruce]

hello and good bye it's sleep time for this old polish man xd

[vale niche]

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

Good night pea :D

[jovial marsh]

“ok”

[obsidian shore]

Hi Koda :D

[vale niche]

[obsidian shore]

🆗

[rancid tendon]

Wow, I must say, this is very funny. I laughed quite loudly, out loud even. I snorted through my nose, snuffled, chuckled, guffawed even. The hilarity of said video cannot be matched, I hath never seen such a feat performed. The simplicity of the white text, proclaiming, "Ok", as the somber 'Lo-Fi' beat music plays, alerting the audience of a move of savagery, as a video of a man showing his anger towards another. The other man does not flinch. He does not move. He knows he is superior, it is a metaphor for you, is it not? The "sigma male" who concurs all, with his one illustrious word, the "ok."

[obsidian shore]

Omg

[jovial marsh]

karenmax

[rancid tendon]

This is how I respond to memes in off-topic now.

[weary tusk]

koda
i have a question, and it's super important okay

[sick bloom]

She just typed that out on her own damn

[obsidian shore]

The poetry sends a tear to my eye 🥲

[rancid tendon]

yes?

[weary tusk]

what's 2+4

[obsidian shore]

It's 5

[rancid tendon]

The answer, quite simply put, is 6.

[jovial marsh]

don that entire text makes me think of one thing

[weary tusk]

6? how

[jovial marsh]

mand

[vale niche]

because 6 is upside down 9

[sick bloom]

how is that mand

[obsidian shore]

What the fuck is mand

[sick bloom]

dont worry

[vale niche]

how did we get to 9? the number between 2 and 4 is 3, 3 times 3 is 69, we take the 6 because it's an upside down 9, and remove it leaving us with 9

[obsidian shore]

I'm losing my mand

[sick bloom]

thats not good

[weary tusk]

8 is upside down 8 though :((

[vale niche]

[obsidian shore]

I worry

[vale niche]

Don't worry

[sick bloom]

nuh uh

[obsidian shore]

💀

Koda writing a whole damn essay

[vale niche]

https://imgur.com/xVafiMl

[sick bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/mand-korter-dishes-gif-14785315

[late raptor]

no, it’s 24.

[sick bloom]

Mand

[late raptor]

[weary tusk]

me lowkey hoping koda is literally about to teach me how to add 2 and 4

[obsidian shore]

😳

[vale niche]

[obsidian shore]

I want to be taught how to add 2 + 4 too 😳

[late raptor]

[obsidian shore]

Koda I support u

[jovial marsh]

how is it not mand wdym

[obsidian shore]

U can make it through it

[late raptor]

patpat koda

[sick bloom]

I dont remember anything about mand except mand

[obsidian shore]

:kodapat:

[late raptor]

[jovial marsh]

????????

makes no sense xD

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

Holy shit it's kodapat

[rancid tendon]

The number 2, as it shall be known, is 1, but multiplied. There is another "1". So, if there a 1, and a 1, that is a 2. It would look like this, if replaced with tallymarks. "II." A 4, on the other hand, would be one, but with quite a few more additives. In fact, it is a one, a one, a one, and a one. If you were to symbolize each of these "ones" with a tallymark, it would look something like this. "IIII." Now, 2, and a 4. In order to figure how to put these numbers together, you shall put the tallymarks of both together. Therefore, you shall receive "IIIIII." If you count the amount of tallymarks now shown, you will see, it is "I", 1. "I", 2. "I", 3." "I", 4. "I", 5. And finally, the last tallymark shall be known as "I", 6.

[obsidian shore]

:kodapat:

[late raptor]

bro

[obsidian shore]

Holy shit she fuckin did it

I'm so proud of u koda

[vale niche]

[sick bloom]

[late raptor]

[obsidian shore]

:kodapat:

[vale niche]

[vale niche]

imagine no nitro

[late raptor]

[sick bloom]

Imagine no nitro

[rancid tendon]

oh my god i want it how do i get it

[obsidian shore]

I'm not even in the same servers as u

[sick bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/337679895721148419/933493850910126080/kodapat.gif

[rancid tendon]

I am literally sweating

[vale niche]

right click save

[vale niche]

or you can fav it and have it in the gif favorites

[sick bloom]

mhm

[obsidian shore]

Give me nitro and inv me to ur server so I can use :kodapat:

[rancid tendon]

Just so you all know that's actually a comic book character soooooooo

It's not unique to me

[obsidian shore]

Omg ur a comic book character omg

So coool

[sick bloom]

yeah but its your pfp right now koda

[rancid tendon]

Not for long

[obsidian shore]

🫂 🫂

[vale niche]

it's the comic book character from the comic book

[sick bloom]

Ofcourse you would change it

whats it with women and constantly changing pfps

Nebu does it, koda does it

[obsidian shore]

Women

[vale niche]

making me spend extra time making new when the name is sus and pat emotes smh

[sick bloom]

female creatures

[devout cedar]

https://youtu.be/nR9ZRPICLME

[late raptor]

[obsidian shore]

Female human

[weary tusk]

thanks miss teacher koda person

[obsidian shore]

Hot single human females are in your general vicinity. Run.

[vale niche]

humans are in your area

[obsidian shore]

They're gonna assassinate you

Or kidnap you for the true Hot Single

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

I am quite literally sweating from thinking so hard

[vale niche]

[sick bloom]

Koda if you took the last part of my name does that mean

[vale niche]

ultimate thonk

[late raptor]

[obsidian shore]

I am a hot single 😳

[rancid tendon]

5 months

[weary tusk]

koda a good example is
take two markers
now take four markers
put them together, how many markers are there?
six

[vale niche]

it means koda is joining the trend you sussy baka

[rancid tendon]

Yeah but how do you explain that to someone who doesn't know wtf numbers are

[jovial marsh]

you sound like a yu-gi-oh dragon now

[weary tusk]

visually

[obsidian shore]

Me and don were married before we even knew eachother 😳 that's why we're both max

[sick bloom]

family

[vale niche]

what's a female (visual learner btw)

[rancid tendon]

[sick bloom]

that also exists

[weary tusk]

🤨

[sick bloom]

get familied

[obsidian shore]

Cockn't (optional)

[vale niche]

babushka! I hope she made pierogi

[weary tusk]

she looks like a pleasant old lady

[obsidian shore]

Give in

[sick bloom]

babushka indeed

[rancid tendon]

babushkas are always super pleasant

theyve seen some shit

[sick bloom]

my grandma lives practically next to me, I need to go visit her again

[obsidian shore]

Hug your local babushka

[jovial marsh]

hot single babushka's near you

[weary tusk]

pierogi is polish though, so wouldn't it actually be babcia? 🤔

[vale niche]

my house is split in two apartments or whatever you wanna call it, so my grandparents live in the same house 😎

[vale niche]

pelmeni then

[obsidian shore]

Gimme wine

[weary tusk]

also pierogi slaps

[obsidian shore]

I wanna become wine daddy

[vale niche]

pierogi? more like pogrogi

[devout cedar]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/93/7e/f6/937ef612d7d6f07baaa734862579d98a.jpg

[obsidian shore]

Chat died ☹️

Is it because of what I said about being wine daddy

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

Too bad!

[sick bloom]

Too bad I'm gonna go sleep!

Sus

[obsidian shore]

Good night donny

[rancid tendon]

i cant breathe

[turbid yew]

So which dumpling is superior:
Pierogies, Empanadas or Gyozas?

[sick bloom]

You dummy

[obsidian shore]

Lmao suffocation

😐

Ima sleep too I have college in the morning argh

[jovial marsh]

and don was complaining of the quality of my pics the other day

[obsidian shore]

Good nite ☺️

[jovial marsh]

this is koda screensharing

[obsidian shore]

Lolwat

Damn there's like an entire hidden culture that I'm missing out on

I feel left out ☹️

My sorry soul 😔

[jovial marsh]

hidden culture o.0

[hearty whale]

🤣

[obsidian shore]

Holy shit dude got evaporated

[hearty whale]

did he actually get banned

😨

[misty spindle]

[obsidian shore]

Damn I think so

[hearty whale]

https://tenor.com/view/monka-walk-away-monka-s-monka-w-monka-pepe-gif-24418591

[rancid tendon]

Who?

[misty spindle]

You'r'r mother.

[turbid yew]

Vanished just like edp445 after he wanted some cupcake

[devout cedar]

https://youtu.be/F8XGNFebXok

[weary tusk]

sends theojoe video
all of my respect for you is gone
evaporated

[pseudo jetty]

Why does this pop up now that I was subjected to this oddity only a few weeks ago

[fast pelican]

Reticulating splines

[misty spindle]

[untold bloom]

[devout cedar]

What's the problem?

[weary tusk]

thiojoe is 90% clickbait and misinformation, it's well known at this point

[devout cedar]

LGR and Cathode Ray Dude are the two I watch the most

But I'll keep that in mind next time I see one of his videos

[fast pelican]

I just assume that about every YouTube channel I'm not familiar with tbh.

[weary tusk]

i was quite disappointed when i learned thiojoe liked to bullshit his way into views

[misty spindle]

You all rn.

[turbid yew]

Did you know most cats are lactose-intolerant

[vague quartz]

did you know most cats are stupid and dogs are better

[turbid yew]

Maybe

[weary tusk]

dogs suck

[hearty whale]

Based take

[chilly cairn]

Anyone wanna tell me what’s fun to do in Vrchat? I’m. A noob. Rofl.

[devout cedar]

What dog hurt you to cause that

[weary tusk]

idk most of my experience with dogs is them trying to rip my limbs off so I've just steered clear of dogs

[hearty whale]

Uh what

[weary tusk]

all of my childhood dogs attacked me, that's all they did

[hearty whale]

Prob smelled

[coral pond]

💀

[weary tusk]

i still have scars from when one of my dogs tore my nose open

fuck dogs

[hearty whale]

That’s really odd, but there is defo more to this story then you’re letting on

[weary tusk]

if you're insinuating that i abused them, absolutely the fuck not

[cold niche]

Damn u ok

[coral pond]

Then that was a bad dog, so what, I have a dog, he doesn’t even get aggressive until you do something that means he must be aggressive, he is super cuddly and nice.

[hearty whale]

Not saying you, but maybe your family put them in bad conditions

They might have also been adopted

[weary tusk]

oh no no, we tried to love those dogs

[hearty whale]

Adopted then?

[weary tusk]

it was a long time ago, I don't remember the specifics

[coral pond]

I get if your dramatized and stuff but you never know what that dogs been through and stuff

[hearty whale]

A dog raised from a pup in good conditions will never hurt their owner

[cold niche]

Hey guys watcha talking abt

[coral pond]

Yes

[weary tusk]

bro read the room it ain't hard homie

[vague quartz]

dogs can sense shitty people

[cold niche]

Oh i see dogs

[vague quartz]

i had an ex like that dogs hated her

[hearty whale]

Wonder if this is true

[jovial marsh]

Can someone help me?

[hearty whale]

On walks my dog goes apeshit to some people and ignores others

[weary tusk]

not a vrchat channel sorry

[vague quartz]

she always had bad experiences with dogs

[jovial marsh]

Sorry wrong chat

[vague quartz]

can't be a coincidence

[weary tusk]

my fear has gotten better but im still scared of dogs
only dog i can get near is the service dog at my school

[hearty whale]

Just radiates bad energy

Any unleashed large dog is somewhat scary though

[turbid yew]

Big factor but even dogs in good conditions can have terrible personality and psychopathic traits.

[hearty whale]

They could tear you to pieces if it wanted to

[weary tusk]

nah, I'm gonna admit, and it'll sound weird, but I'm more scared of small dogs than big dogs

[hearty whale]

Very unlikely

Unless adopted

[vague quartz]

i do wonder what the real reason is

[weary tusk]

wrong, my babysitter's dog otis, raised from a puppy, in great conditions, and he was still a shithead

[hearty whale]

You still need to discipline

And train your dog

There’s a shit ton of factors that go into this

[weary tusk]

he also bit my arm which wasn't very fun because he was a big dog

[vague quartz]

lol

[hearty whale]

At least you got cool scars though

Pretty based tbh

[vague quartz]

i got scars from dogs they ain't cool

[weary tusk]

"wanna know where I got these scars?" 😎

[hearty whale]

Scars are cool with a few exceptions

[weary tusk]

chihuahuas are fucking demons and can stay away from me
gonna be honest, i am TERRIFIED of those little rats

[vague quartz]

ever split up fighting dogs? yea not a good idea

[hearty whale]

Just punt it

[weary tusk]

i don't wanna hurt it

[hearty whale]

Who cares tbh

If it comes at me then ima come at it

[turbid yew]

You don't have to lie
I always wanted to kick a noisy chihuahua

[vague quartz]

i wonder how many of those mini dogs have died because their owners fell on it

that seems tragic

[hearty whale]

Imagine the crunch

Yeah it would scar me

[devout cedar]

I have a chihuahua-dachshund mix who's pretty good around people. But he doesn't like other dogs and can't blame him, after living with an asshole Yorkie for years

[vague quartz]

that shit would haunt me for the rest of my life

[weary tusk]

the only dogs I've ever liked were our two dogs, big greyhounds but they're like cats, they just sleep a lot and are gentle so i wasn't terrified
and the service dog at school because she, again, just sleeps all the time

[vague quartz]

lol

[hearty whale]

This is literally my golden

Yorkie taught him to be an ass to strangers

[devout cedar]

He was the runt of a neighbor's litter. My late grandma bottle fed him and he bounced back great

He's become a bit of a grump in his old age tho

My grandma also had one of these when I was growing up
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eTkJ_Bz26Ls/TnMKNl3amVI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/G_6Fo7b7Fio/s1600/Belgian_Tervuren_Older2.jpg

[hearty whale]

Tervurens are sick tbh

[devout cedar]

Well-behaved, good around children, and great guard dogs

[hearty whale]

[devout cedar]

@hasty light https://cdn.notonthehighstreet.com/fs/49/ef/4aae-e12c-4032-8417-77424c32f256/original_finest-hard-cheese-selection.jpg

[hearty whale]

Failure

[untold bloom]

Just go get cheese

[hearty whale]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[turbid yew]

Foot nails taste like cheese

[untold bloom]

Go cheese less one, acquire more, greater cheese

[rancid tendon]

you might have fungus

[untold bloom]

Why do you guys know what foot nails taste of

[devout cedar]

Slices of Kraft cheese should be easy to get

[rancid tendon]

it's only lord pouncalot, i just know the smell of foot fungus so

[hearty whale]

Uhhh😳

[untold bloom]

Wash ya damn feet

[rancid tendon]

i do wash my feet

[hearty whale]

What’s the point of washing feet

[rancid tendon]

never said it was my foot fungus

[turbid yew]

No one ever chewed on their nails?

[rancid tendon]

there is a lot of fucked up shit that can happen to your feet if you dont wash them

[vague quartz]

i dated a girl that eat her foot nails

[hearty whale]

I haven’t washed my feet in 3 months and their fine

[vague quartz]

literally bended her feet into her mouth

[untold bloom]

[rancid tendon]

and i thought it was gross that i dated a guy who only brushed his teeth in the shower, and only showered twice a week (i didnt know this until his mom told me...)

[vague quartz]

didn't really eat them just rip them off like that

[hearty whale]

Sigma grind, hygiene takes away time from the grind. Therefore remove it from the schedule

[vague quartz]

lol

[rancid tendon]

nah he was a r*pist, good riddance

[vague quartz]

[hearty whale]

Uh

[untold bloom]

Only brush teeth in shower... Only shower two times a week...

[hearty whale]

He’s just based

Besides she couldn’t even tell

[rancid tendon]

nothing based about forcing girls to fuck you

[hearty whale]

https://tenor.com/view/monka-walk-away-monka-s-monka-w-monka-pepe-gif-24418591

[vague quartz]

like fr

or just awkward in his approach

[rancid tendon]

wym

like he's a registered sex offender type beat

[hearty whale]

Not showering for 2+ days I feel like total shit

[untold bloom]

Nothing based about decaying teeth and putrid hygiene or being a fucking shithead

[vague quartz]

[hearty whale]

I mean if you only shower twice a week and your gf couldn’t tell

Tell me your secret bro

[untold bloom]

Likely teenagers and living in separate dwellings

[turbid yew]

Gotta be perfume right?

[untold bloom]

You can't not smell someone that doesn't bathe

[hearty whale]

Yeah probably the case

[vague quartz]

specially mouth breath

[hearty whale]

Cologne won’t fix that

Your hair would be so damn greasy

[untold bloom]

Patchouli can hide the smell, but then you smell like patchouli

Which some people still attribute to the smell of death as it was used at some point to hide the rot of corpses

[vague quartz]

if you don't brush ur own spit starts to smell

[hearty whale]

Only reason I take showers is for my hair, maybe I’ll get a buzz cut and only shower once a week

Then I can be a sigma

[untold bloom]

And stinky

[hearty whale]

Cologne

And axe

[untold bloom]

Stinky on the inside

And outside tbh that sounds awful

[hearty whale]

I mean I barely go out anyway

[jovial marsh]

Legit some people are not house trained

[hearty whale]

Only to the gym, walk, and get food

[rancid tendon]

yup. we hardly spent time together.

probably only hung on the days he showered

[jovial marsh]

I basically just work, order food and play vr and everything goes into a black bag. I have like 10 of the same uniform and I do my laundry at work cause I have free time.

[hearty whale]

I’m not gonna make this joke

Yeah like the stuff I do I don’t need a shower for , it’s mostly just for myself to feel good

[jovial marsh]

Existing ain't that difficult.

Other than my email. That shit is 24hr a day

I sit on here while keeping it open lol

[hearty whale]

Wagie wagie

[untold bloom]

Existing can be a challenge at times. Physicality be hella annoying sometimes

Hydrate only to pee, and then get thirsty again wtf body

[jovial marsh]

Lol I work this place 40hr weeks but I do other stuff on commission for my family.

We have clients in every timezone.

[hearty whale]

It’s a good life, the loneliness gets to me sometimes though

[jovial marsh]

I wish people would get out of my way

I get anxiety when I see crowds, traffic or people in my way.

I live within walking distance to my work for this reason.

[untold bloom]

I only get annoyed with this if someone is walking too slow in front of me and I can't pass and I got shit to do

[turbid yew]

I am that person who always walks slow

[hearty whale]

I only get anxiety when mfs stare at me

[turbid yew]

Always wonder why people are always so hectic while walking

[jovial marsh]

Pro tip don't go out in public.

[runic scroll]

Me do the mixing

[rancid tendon]

honestly.. bruno mars is kind of a banger. i can't believe i'm saying this, as a listener of punk, but my god this man is kinda amazing

[jovial marsh]

Decks on decks?

Here's a fire list

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4LZ42rJ8B18XQHjullPiN1?si=k2N1gQ1wQtmZiGciHwiNSQ&utm_source=copy-link

[jovial marsh]

Everything that has caught my eye recently.

Is that a ducky one 2 mini?

Nothing to see here folks. 😂

Off topic.

[devout cedar]

All that matters are the ABCs, right?

Wash armpits, bum, and crotch

[hearty whale]

What if I said no

Showering is for chuds

[devout cedar]

What is your alternative?

[brazen basalt]

nerd

[hearty whale]

Not showering at all

More time to grind

[devout cedar]

What about your body odor?

[hearty whale]

I never leave the house

[devout cedar]

[brazen basalt]

nerd

[worldly vessel]

Even if you are all by your self it's bad for your skin.

[hearty whale]

Only for the gym, walk, and get food

[fast pelican]

I just love it when someone claims to be a JDM fan and then proceeds to call any JDM I post a homophobic slur.

[hearty whale]

Call me a nerd, but I’m on the grind all day

[brazen basalt]

"grind"

[devout cedar]

Gym makes you sweat and smell

[hearty whale]

Let my sweat clean me

Maybe once a month I will shower

[fast pelican]

rpg grind?

[devout cedar]

You're probably noseblind

[hearty whale]

Life grind

[brazen basalt]

"life grind" lol

okay

[fast pelican]

oh as in working?

[hearty whale]

Yep

Improving , then after I’m done grinding i will resume showering

Sounds based honestly

[brazen basalt]

sounds loaded with buzzwords and no inherent meaning.

[hearty whale]

Damn picked me apart

[devout cedar]

Trying to be this?
https://c.tenor.com/QhAjQ51RQlEAAAAM/decay.gif

Even he probably showers

[hearty whale]

I said after my grind I will shower

190 lbs , 15 or 20% body fat

[devout cedar]

When I didn't shower or failed to clean certain areas, dirt would accumulate over time

[hearty whale]

One time I went a month with no showers

But I didn’t do any physical activity at the time

[brazen basalt]

anyway - nachos

health food for the modern day

[hearty whale]

I am trying to min max life

[worldly vessel]

"health"

[brittle zinc]

Walking is a physical activity

[brazen basalt]

real nachos have the food pyramid and dont have a bunch of loaded extras, paul

u nerd

[hearty whale]

No during that time I literally sat in bed all day, maybe eating once a day

[devout cedar]

How did you get food

[hearty whale]

I think I was like 14 ish

[brazen basalt]

no one else is gonna say "bathroom" but im gonna

[hearty whale]

5 years ago

[brazen basalt]

dang, u still a bab.

[hearty whale]

It’s true

[brazen basalt]

too young to be this obsessed with minmaxing anything tbh

[hearty whale]

Gonna min max to be the best I can be

[brittle zinc]

He didn't use the bathroom, can't mess with the grind

[brazen basalt]

gonna burn yourself out m8

[hearty whale]

You don’t know me

I am fueled by hate and spite

[brazen basalt]

I know basic human function, you're gonna burn out if you try to minmax forever.

[hearty whale]

Not forever , maybe a year

[brazen basalt]

And "hate and spite" will not sustain you.

[hearty whale]

But they have sustained me so far

[brazen basalt]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. wouldnt do it again. 2/10

[hearty whale]

I just feel like without hate I am empty

[brazen basalt]

• claims to be minmaxing to better themself
• "fueled by hate and spite"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[hearty whale]

What’s the contradiction

[brazen basalt]

You cannot better yourself on hate and spite.

[hearty whale]

I mean I like to think I am

[brazen basalt]

They are diametrically opposed concepts, mutually exclusive.

[jovial marsh]

Unless you start hating and spiting on hate and spite

🤔

[hearty whale]

Hate and spite motivate me to do the physical things I do

So it’s not like everything

[untold bloom]

Surely nothing will go wrong

[brazen basalt]

sure.

What do I know, right

Hey, been there. Was a 20-something that figured other people just didnt get it.

[jovial marsh]

Stranger on the internet, give me advice.

[brazen basalt]

no u

[jovial marsh]

I will totally use it all

[hearty whale]

So what did you do instead?

[brazen basalt]

dont eat batteries.
sage advice
10/10

[jovial marsh]

Ok then, how about wires?

[brazen basalt]

What did I do? Burned out. Life crashed hard, ended up in violent, dangerous poverty for over 10 years.

Because I couldnt let go of that.

But hey, you do you mang

[hearty whale]

I mean I am pretty stable cuz of parents

So I can try it I think

[brazen basalt]

yea so was I, until the burnout.

[hearty whale]

How long did it take to burnout ?

[brazen basalt]

But I know you're gonna do it no matter what I say, or what anyone says. Completely convinced of the correctness of the path.

[hearty whale]

No I am having a conversation

[brazen basalt]

You're looking for angles. You've done it twice now.

And I'm not having that convo. 😄

[hearty whale]

I trying to see how it went wrong for you

[untold bloom]

People gonna do what they gonna do

[hearty whale]

Burnout is pretty general

[misty spindle]

You're mother.

[brazen basalt]

"you are mother"?

[jovial marsh]

What, who is mother?

[misty spindle]

Yeah.

[brazen basalt]

lemon u nerd

[untold bloom]

You're mother is a well respected member of the community

[misty spindle]

I know what I said.

[jovial marsh]

Com-mmuni what?

I don't speak long words

They kinda hard

[brazen basalt]

group

bam, one syllable

ez

[misty spindle]

[jovial marsh]

Sheeett

Having coffee before bed was the worst thing ive done in a while

🤐

[untold bloom]

Being tired but faster

[jovial marsh]

Lol if only

[brazen basalt]

speedysleep

[jovial marsh]

Getting smart faster

The more coffee u drink the smarter u are

[untold bloom]

Gotta make one of them memory palaces with all that awake you're gonna be

[brazen basalt]

well that's provably wrong. i drank coffee and just got dumber.

checkmate

[jovial marsh]

its been proven by Onitai TM

[brazen basalt]

2dumb4u

[jovial marsh]

Jokes on u that was oil

You robot 😠

[brazen basalt]

ur face is oil

burn

[hearty whale]

Coffee used to make me tired, I think I crashed instantly for some reason

[jovial marsh]

How would coffee make you tired

Unless u've had way too much of it and got used to it

[brazen basalt]

Stimulants can have an opposing or adverse effect on certain brain chemistry types.

[hearty whale]

I really don’t know, but one of my friends at the time had the same problem

Now even though I barely drink coffee it’s still weak on me. I gotta drink energy drinks

[jovial marsh]

Huh interesting

Stimulants make me calm and I can think through my problems.

Without them I'm a functioning mess.

[real raven]

Wish I could think clear. Its all a foggy mess up there.

[untold bloom]

Depends on the stimulant

[real raven]

Oh wrong way to start talking here lmao

[jovial marsh]

Yeah well all that fog from 🥦, Vyvanse cuts right through it.

[hearty whale]

Uh

[jovial marsh]

Like I have to be pretty blasted to feel inebriated

250mg of THC is my limit.

[hearty whale]

I will try my best to not need drugs to cope

[jovial marsh]

Anything over 80mg of the amphetamine family (adderall) is counter productive.

Most people take 5-10mg lol

[untold bloom]

Vyvanse is pretty intense

[jovial marsh]

My baseline sober though is pretty boring. I just sleep 10-12 hours and work.

I'm on an Adderall tolerance break.

Might switch back to methylphenidate

[untold bloom]

I can't function on those kinds of things.

[jovial marsh]

Iv been taking this stuff since like grade 10 so about 14 years.

[jovial marsh]

Got me those A's for sure.

[untold bloom]

My dad has been taking Vyvanse for a long time and him without it is like hanging out with a sloth that's half asleep lol

[jovial marsh]

Yeah I felt like that when I got covid because thats when I stopped taking mine.

Takes about a week to get over that.

Some people snap.

This is why you take your minimum effective dose consistently.

And don't fuck around with amphetamines

[untold bloom]

Yeah he struggled pretty hard when he had covid. His wife told me he kept trying to go shovel the driveway when the drive is nearly two km.

[jovial marsh]

I struggle with all my achievements happened while under the influence of something.

It's demotivating to get off entirely.

It's a trap my dude.

[hearty whale]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

[jovial marsh]

The worst is sleeping medication.

Just workout until your exausted or something.

[hearty whale]

Was actually considering sleeping meds

But probably won’t take them doing more research

[jovial marsh]

Have you considered early onset dementia?

[hearty whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

[jovial marsh]

Cause the only ones that work for me are hypnotic sedatives that mess with your gaba system.

Eventually it will mess with your mind.

[hearty whale]

Too complex for me

I’m just not take pills

[jovial marsh]

It particularly hits your reaction time and I have measured it.

[hearty whale]

Maybe when I’m older I will become a druggie

[jovial marsh]

If I'm taking my sleeping medication and it's in my system, in an aim trainer I scores reflect it.

If I'm not I do way better

Even if I'm sleep deprived and slightly manic.

I do way better.

Also you shouldn't operate motor vehicles within 12 hours of taking the medication.

Which idk 🤷‍♂️

How is someone suspose to live like that.

[hearty whale]

Hmm noted

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yup-agreed-agree-cat-yep-gif-21824085

[jovial marsh]

Also it destroys your taste.

Everything tastes like copper pennies.

[hearty whale]

So you’re saying don’t take sleep meds

[jovial marsh]

I'm saying that's like last resort

[hearty whale]

I see

[jovial marsh]

My try hard stack is Vyvanse, zoplicone (sleep) and 2 monsters a day.

[hearty whale]

How are you alive

[jovial marsh]

Money.

[hearty whale]

You mean like affording hospital visits?

[jovial marsh]

I have a family doctor and private insurance if I want to skip the q and go to the USA.

I can just ask for whatever I want but I don't like anything.

[hearty whale]

I see

[jovial marsh]

They all take more than they give.

[hearty whale]

Well enjoy your drugs I guess ,gn

[jovial marsh]

I'm just taking my sleeping stuff cause I have to.

When I start building this kitchen imma start with my Adderall again.

[jovial marsh]

Activision was just bought by Microsoft.

Finally that scurge is dead.

[devout cedar]

The inner little kid hidden deep inside my brain chuckled, you've earned that

[jovial marsh]

This the one I meant to sent

[rancid tendon]

Wow, I must say, this is very funny. I laughed quite loudly, out loud even. I snorted through my nose, snuffled, chuckled, guffawed even. The hilarity of said gif cannot be matched, I hath never seen such a feat performed. The simplicity of the black text, proclaiming, "hello where is the meme channel", alerting the audience of a move of hilarity, as a video of a man zooming in on his confused face plays. The man is so perplexed. He does not care about anything else. He only knows there is no meme channel.

[jovial marsh]

I love money

[jovial marsh]

😐 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

:7323amogusfast:

:7323amogusfast:

:7323amogusfast:

[rancid tendon]

[jovial marsh]

not nijss

[rancid tendon]

Is ninjys

[jovial marsh]

NOO

🤨

[rancid tendon]

[jovial marsh]

thats abusive

calling police

[rancid tendon]

[stuck crest]

@jovial marsh you're back!

[mossy skiff]

man i like cats

[rancid tendon]

not for long

[stuck crest]

whys that

[weary tusk]

tired

[jovial marsh]

Woah it’s been a while

[hallow tree]

[pseudo jetty]

Morn

Wow spotify is slow with links

https://open.spotify.com/track/2iGog1tmy7a5soOv82EbpM?si=X2Z1sLkySF2TxSVhweiX1Q&utm_source=copy-link

[lusty spruce]

[jovial marsh]

[pseudo jetty]

Snowing

[misty spindle]

[jovial marsh]

🏔️

[obsidian shore]

Hey wolfy!

[misty spindle]

[obsidian shore]

Hi lemon

[pseudo jetty]

Finally making progress with my tool

[jovial marsh]

Hi