general-media

[vale niche]

1. Break rules and get punished
2. respect rules and tell other people to follow the rules aswell
3. get punished for mini modding
4. surprised_pikachu.jpg

[obsidian shore]

I am going to spontaneously combust

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

Absolutely not. I am reporting you to the VRChat Discord server for nonconsensual inappropriate touching.

[sick bloom]

shush you

[rancid tendon]

Do not tell me to be quiet. Do you know who I am? I have the power here.

[sick bloom]

you are smol

[rancid tendon]

i feel like an oblivion npc

[vale niche]

https://tenor.com/view/miyano-pick-up-anime-gif-9985613

[sick bloom]

I'm just gonna put your food on a high shelf

[obsidian shore]

i want someone to pick me up like this but im too average height

[sick bloom]

find someone absurdly tall

[vale niche]

I want to pick someone up like that, preferably someone small

[sick bloom]

Neb

[rancid tendon]

This is the Internet. You cannot place my consumption products on top of high indoor ledges.

[vale niche]

yes neb would be a possible candidate

[sick bloom]

Small and lightweight, easy to pickup

[empty gust]

life goals, get picked up by someone with 5 foot legs

[vale niche]

but you only have 2 feet!

[rancid tendon]

But.. I am 5 foot

[sick bloom]

koda is so smol its cute

[obsidian shore]

true

[vale niche]

now the important question, who is smol-er
neb or koda

[sick bloom]

Damn I'm a whole 30cm taller basically

[obsidian shore]

facts

[rancid tendon]

Centimeters

[sick bloom]

Yes I'm european, cope you know this by now!

[obsidian shore]

im 5 10 im 10 entire inches taller than u koda

[rancid tendon]

I'm not actually 5 foot

I'm close to 5'3

[sick bloom]

4 foot

[empty gust]

5cm

[sick bloom]

Oh, thats still smol

[obsidian shore]

im 7 entire inches taller than you koda

[rancid tendon]

Silence scum, know your place

[sick bloom]

I am this tall in america 5ft + 10.87in

[obsidian shore]

hey i cant be that old 😔

[rancid tendon]

Lol short

Imagine not being 6 foot

Smh

[sick bloom]

Koda

[vale niche]

Says you

[sick bloom]

dont be a generic girl

[rancid tendon]

Imagine not being 10 feet tall

Imagine not being built like Shaq

[vale niche]

Imagine having more than 2 feet

[rancid tendon]

I'm joking you doodoo head

[sick bloom]

I know you are

[rancid tendon]

Anyone who's taller than me is tall to me

[sick bloom]

you are just smol

[rancid tendon]

Fuck you

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

I-I mean frick

Mods pls have mercy

[vale niche]

[rancid tendon]

🙏

[vale niche]

[rancid tendon]

Oh my god who is this quickshot guy

[obsidian shore]

oh no a swear

[rancid tendon]

He sends me a friend request once a week

[obsidian shore]

cant FUCKin believe it

[vale niche]

just

[sick bloom]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck

[rancid tendon]

I want to know wtf he wants

[sick bloom]

add them and find out!

Maybe youll get a free game

[rancid tendon]

He won't respond

[empty gust]

maybe even free nitro

[sick bloom]

hm

[obsidian shore]

free headpats

[rancid tendon]

From my favorite communication service, Discrode

[vale niche]

discrod

my favorite

[obsidian shore]

Discórde

[empty gust]

ikr, so nice of Steam to airdrop some free nirto to diskrod

[obsidian shore]

french discord

[rancid tendon]

That's just french

[vale niche]

these russians are so nice giving away airdropped nitro on steam from russian domains

[rancid tendon]

You guys remember during the cold war when America brought free nitro to Berlin

[vale niche]

Le Discórde

[obsidian shore]

i remember when I got free nitro and I died

[sonic niche]

Goated

[sick bloom]

I got free nitro, and then I got free nitro

[untold bloom]

I just pay for it

[sick bloom]

talking about nitro, I need more free nitro soon

[untold bloom]

Like some kind of a idot

[obsidian shore]

i dont have a job to get money :d

[rancid tendon]

I'm still laughing at my stupid joke

[untold bloom]

The cold war nitro initiative?

[vale niche]

I ~~ walk to burger king ~~got free nitro, then I ~~walk back home from burger king ~~ get free nitro

[obsidian shore]

im still laughing at your stupid joke

[sick bloom]

Koda hand over the nitrous

[rancid tendon]

I have an interview on Wednesday, first one in months

[obsidian shore]

congrats

[rancid tendon]

Clap for me, scum

[sonic niche]

Damn I used to work at Burger King

[rancid tendon]

I am your moderator, bow down to me

[obsidian shore]

ok 😳

[worldly tendon]

this is random but

what's that SNL sketch where Kenan Thompson's character keeps getting laid off over and over? it's about globalism and outsourcing

[vale niche]

[rancid tendon]

Just look up Kenan SNL, not like he's had a ton of sketches

[sick bloom]

what are you trynna get

[vale niche]

a job

[obsidian shore]

sarmt

[sick bloom]

yeah but what kind of job schtewpid!

[rancid tendon]

[obsidian shore]

gonna get a job at the local tesco 😳

[rancid tendon]

A job at a movie theater- concessions, cashier etc

[sick bloom]

Ah

[rancid tendon]

I want a job at Costco so damn bad bro it would pay so well

[worldly tendon]

i have. my google fu is failing me today. i tried dozens of different searches

[sick bloom]

Well good luck little koda

[vale niche]

does that mean free popcorn

[rancid tendon]

And free movies

[vale niche]

🍿

[obsidian shore]

koda if I visit ur movie theatre will i get free choccy

[rancid tendon]

[rancid tendon]

You'd have to come all the way from Britain bruv

That's a long way for free choccy

[vale niche]

what a man wouldn't do for some free choccy

[sick bloom]

I would come over, free choccy

[vale niche]

or "Nothing a man wouldn't do for some free choccy"

[obsidian shore]

You do not understand the strength of my will.

[rancid tendon]

What would you do for a Klondike bar

[obsidian shore]

i do not know what it looks or tastes like so eh

[sick bloom]

a koda bar

[obsidian shore]

gimme yorkie

[rancid tendon]

N-no that's.. the catchphrase.. for Klondike

[obsidian shore]

i am not american 😄

gimmie yorkie

[vale niche]

new yorkie

[rancid tendon]

Klondike is Canadian

[vale niche]

🇨🇦

[obsidian shore]

neither am canadian 😳

[ionic lynx]

hey im from new yorkie

[sick bloom]

Milka

[obsidian shore]

if you said that in front of a yorkshireman you would get decapitated

[misty spindle]

Finally.

[obsidian shore]

omg omg omg omg pls

[vale niche]

as a kid I always wanted to find the milka cow

[rancid tendon]

Actually it's Swiss but the dude who made it came to America

[obsidian shore]

pls

[sonic niche]

Milka is goated

[vale niche]

but then I found out it's not real

[rancid tendon]

Dude that chocolate is very good

[sonic niche]

Grützi type moment

[obsidian shore]

lol here in britain Milka is just off-brand Cadbury that you get at lidl or aldi

[rancid tendon]

Cadbury

[fiery meadow]

Austrian, not swiss

[rancid tendon]

Cadbury eggs make me ill

[sick bloom]

you have milka in america?

[obsidian shore]

choccy

[rancid tendon]

Bruh moment

[sonic niche]

Ayeo what the FUCK is taht

[obsidian shore]

damn i gotta stop thinking people are american thats why I said "here in britain"

[rancid tendon]

Mhm

[sick bloom]

nice

still no frikandel though

the only thing you americans stole from us is stroopwafel

[rancid tendon]

Well you don't have deep dish pizza so shut the up

[obsidian shore]

wispa is good its a bit melty

[sonic niche]

HELL. NAW

[vale niche]

Stop posting about ~~ among us ~~frikandel!

[rancid tendon]

Is that malt inside?

Or crispy rice

[sonic niche]

Marzipan is goated btw

[obsidian shore]

nope just chocolate

i think..?

[vale niche]

what are all those weird chocolate brands I've never heard of

[rancid tendon]

British

[obsidian shore]

British ❤️

[vale niche]

I'm not Bri'ish

[sick bloom]

mergpijpen

[rancid tendon]

The brands are British you numbskull

[misty spindle]

[vale niche]

Bri'ish chocolate

[sick bloom]

this shit amazing

[rancid tendon]

British people be like

Wh'ares moy chuclut

[vale niche]

bruh that's smoler than neb and koda combined

we have way bigger ones here

[obsidian shore]

no.

[misty spindle]

You're all going to HELL

[rancid tendon]

Prove it

[vale niche]

'Ell*

[misty spindle]

[obsidian shore]

how

[sonic niche]

Nougat goated

[rancid tendon]

Say where is my chocolate, record and send to me

[sick bloom]

I mean we have big mergpijpen too but I couldnt find an image

[vale niche]

by speaking without sounding like a bri'ish 3head

[sonic niche]

That sounds Dutch asf

[rancid tendon]

Or to the server

[rancid tendon]

It is

[obsidian shore]

h

[sonic niche]

Aw hell no

You never know what the Dutch are up to

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

This is true

[obsidian shore]

my phone voice recorder doesnt support mp3 for some reason

[vale niche]

The flying dutchman

[sick bloom]

I know what the dutch are up to

[obsidian shore]

its some weird different file type

[vale niche]

they're up to no good

[rancid tendon]

Dude LOL record a video

[urban lily]

a snail is the mascot of the BAF navy. dm me to know more about this snail

[rancid tendon]

You don't have to show ur face

[obsidian shore]

E

gonna record the fuckin desk

[rancid tendon]

No

[sonic niche]

What's BAF

[sick bloom]

I am up to nothing!

[obsidian shore]

aight hope this worked

wait darn

[vale niche]

Sure...

[urban lily]

dm me to know

cause its pretty intresting

[sonic niche]

Come on man don't be shy

You can say it here

[rancid tendon]

Do it

[obsidian shore]

fILE SIZE TOO POWERFUL you dare say discord..????????

its just a BLACk SCREen

[rancid tendon]

Bruhh

[brisk helm]

send

[vale niche]

[obsidian shore]

cant dont have nitro

have to record it again

[brisk helm]

its a black screen tho?

[obsidian shore]

but with a lower resolution

[rancid tendon]

The file size is too big bruh

[obsidian shore]

yes but its more than 8 mb

time to record in VGA resolution

[sonic niche]

Bro who said you were supposed to read a whole essay

[obsidian shore]

im sorry

[rancid tendon]

All this effort just to here a British person say where's my chocolate

[obsidian shore]

'ere

lmao

[sonic niche]

WHERE'S ME

[obsidian shore]

sorta tried to say it as casually as possible

[rancid tendon]

waehs meh chuclut

[vale niche]

literally sounds like this

[obsidian shore]

ok koda

[sick bloom]

Koda you do it then

[vale niche]

just meh instead of moy

[obsidian shore]

do you want me to read it how koda wrote it smh

[sick bloom]

say wheres my chocolate too to show the british

[rancid tendon]

Yes please

[obsidian shore]

bruh

[urban lily]

bruh

[sonic niche]

He sound like he's more from the north

[urban lily]

realy

[sonic niche]

Wrote a whole ass essay and for what

[rancid tendon]

NO

[sick bloom]

epic embed fail

Koda do you have a google pixel

[rancid tendon]

Yes :(

[sick bloom]

[sonic niche]

Damn all those caps and for what

[urban lily]

dm me for the server

[sick bloom]

Im not trying to make fun of it btw, I just saw the file name

[urban lily]

thats it

fuck this server

[rancid tendon]

Man sounds like an alien

[sick bloom]

Waar is mijn chocolade

[sonic niche]

Oh yeah he's definitely from Glasgow

[obsidian shore]

thank you i practice in the mirror every day

[sonic niche]

Definitely

[vale niche]

sounds less bri'ish that when he talks normally lol

[obsidian shore]

im from essex lmao

[sonic niche]

HUH??

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

moved away though so you cant dox me hehehe

[sick bloom]

E sex

[vale niche]

[sonic niche]

Oh that's South

Next to London ye

[obsidian shore]

yea

[rancid tendon]

Motherfucker

Why is it doing that

[vale niche]

epic embed fail part 2: electric bogaloo

wrong encoder stuff

[obsidian shore]

my accent isnt perfect essex since i've been around a lot of northerners for a while but it is still very much different

[sonic niche]

I heard the north

[obsidian shore]

the first video was me saying it as casually as possible as if I was talking to a friend

[obsidian shore]

i could definitely say it with more proper pronunciation

[rancid tendon]

YOOO finally

[sonic niche]

Chocla

[sick bloom]

[vale niche]

choocluh'

[sonic niche]

All that effort and you didn't even record the whole thing

[obsidian shore]

wehs mae choclert

[sick bloom]

Well done koda

[sonic niche]

Look at u

[rancid tendon]

No trust me I did

[sonic niche]

🤨

[obsidian shore]

my accent isnt 100% similar to my siblings since they stayed in essex

[sonic niche]

Idek what my accent is

[brazen basalt]

hemlock-accented

[obsidian shore]

u actually sound a bit essex but slightly wrong

[rancid tendon]

I hate my phone oh my god

[obsidian shore]

like honestly you sound like my sister

[rancid tendon]

I'm an American lmao

[obsidian shore]

crazy

[sonic niche]

Ohio moment

[rancid tendon]

Illinois moment fyi

[obsidian shore]

nantucket moment

[sonic niche]

AYEO she's from the cornfields

[rancid tendon]

Tf is Nantucket

[untold bloom]

Mother shuckers

[rancid tendon]

I'm from the city bruh

[obsidian shore]

well there once was a man from nantucket...

[rancid tendon]

This some Canadian bullshit

[sonic niche]

The Midwest ain't real

[rancid tendon]

Chicago accent ^

[sonic niche]

This sounds a lot different than the first recording

[obsidian shore]

My YouTube channel has videos with like 40 minutes worth of me talking lol

[vale niche]

sounds like a different person

[sonic niche]

RIGHT

[vale niche]

are you jebaiting us

[rancid tendon]

Just different volumes

[obsidian shore]

Wehs my chahclet

[rancid tendon]

I can do an impression of a 14 year old boy

[sick bloom]

No

[misty spindle]

Because you're a 14 year old boy.

[rancid tendon]

The Chicago accent is actually supposed to be the most accurate in terms of English pronunciation

[sonic niche]

In the first one you sound like you're being too loud and in the second one you sound like after your mom came in to whoop your ass for being too loud

[vale niche]

please don't I hear those when I play the monkey vr game and I don't wanna hear those ever again

[lusty spruce]

Get gud

[sick bloom]

gorillatag?

Pea lmao

[sonic niche]

Damn whatever

[nova fjord]

gorila

[obsidian shore]

:(

[brazen basalt]

pea

[sonic niche]

Chicago not real

[brazen basalt]

that recording is ilegal

u nerd

[sonic niche]

Got em

[nova fjord]

LOL

[lusty spruce]

listen

[rancid tendon]

U wanna bet

[obsidian shore]

Man

[lusty spruce]

it's so easy to do

[rancid tendon]

Come over then bb

[obsidian shore]

America not real

[vale niche]

america is not real

[sonic niche]

Chicago won a few NBA championships and then dipped never to be heard of

[rancid tendon]

Come over then bb

[vale niche]

wow I was too late

[obsidian shore]

😳

[sick bloom]

Koda is not real

[lusty spruce]

just talk when you inhale air ez

[rancid tendon]

Come over then bb

[vale niche]

North america is not real!

[obsidian shore]

I'm not real 😔

[sonic niche]

AYEO

[vale niche]

not even canada

[nova fjord]

koda never real

[brazen basalt]

i only have one ready-made recording

and you dont wanna hear that

[sonic niche]

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[nova fjord]

🙂

[sonic niche]

Said who

[brazen basalt]

besides

what i sound like isnt important

[obsidian shore]

I sorta wanna do a thing where I just ramble for an hour

[brazen basalt]

im not reallll woooooOOOOoooo

[sick bloom]

sache sounds like a sache

[obsidian shore]

Record it put it on youtube

[lusty spruce]

generic male

[vale niche]

sache is not real

[sick bloom]

generic american man

[brazen basalt]

i mean youre not far off.

[sonic niche]

5'9 tall

[brazen basalt]

my accent is a bizarre amalgam of most accents ive been around for any amount of time.

[lusty spruce]

nah Sache do be smol

[brazen basalt]

also seems to be mood-dependent, weirdly

[obsidian shore]

Same wow

[brazen basalt]

https://goo.gl/sJtB15

dont click that

its illegal

[sonic niche]

Clickin rn

[rancid tendon]

speaks like he's from Iowa

[sick bloom]

click

[nova fjord]

oooo sending hacks

[obsidian shore]

Ok I won't

[sick bloom]

Waw

[sonic niche]

AYEO sounds like he's gonna teach me how to play rocket league

[brazen basalt]

press button

there, youre playing rocket league

[vale niche]

ok now I know that I've been pronouncing your name wrong kinda, but only sligthly

[lusty spruce]

it does sound kinda different than how you were speaking on nye

[sonic niche]

He sounds like every tutorial voice ever

[vale niche]

I've been saying sa-tsche instead of sa-she

[sonic niche]

Hi there!

[brazen basalt]

that's because "radio sach" and "idgaf sach" are two different types of effort, pea 😛

[lusty spruce]

I know!

[sick bloom]

Imagine

[lusty spruce]

that's why I like you!

[sonic niche]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

Prove it

[brazen basalt]

prove what

[lusty spruce]

oke sleep tiem

[brazen basalt]

nini pea

[sonic niche]

Sache don't lie you lowkey proud of your voice

[lusty spruce]

buh bye

[brazen basalt]

Of course I am.

[vale niche]

I always forget the time until pea says he's going to bed because he sleeps at normal times

[sonic niche]

Damn I'd be too if I sounded like male siri

[lusty spruce]

grownup life be like

[brazen basalt]

Fun tip, though: don't get into voicework if you actually want to pay bills.

[vale niche]

"I'm ~~ siri ~~ sache, your virtual assistant"

[sonic niche]

He said Hi there!

[brazen basalt]

it wont

[sonic niche]

Pretty much everything that's fun doesn't pay bills

[obsidian shore]

My accent comes out the most when I'm singing

[rancid tendon]

I've been told so many times I've got a good voice for streaming or voice acting and I'm like. Ok cool? That's entirely useless because I won't get anywhere lol

[brazen basalt]

mood

[obsidian shore]

I recorded myself singing once and I sounded like Dan Howell

[rancid tendon]

I hate this so much

[sonic niche]

Dan Howell 😍

[vale niche]

Dan who?

[obsidian shore]

I got the Essex accent babbyyyy

[brazen basalt]

is that a zoomer reference im too old to get

[chilly goblet]

Would BetterDiscord themes/plugins work with PowerCord or no?

[rancid tendon]

Dan Howell is a YouTuber who is gay or something and was popular in like 2013

[obsidian shore]

Not it's DanIsNotOnFire

[empty gust]

old YT vlogger

[sonic niche]

Who

[brazen basalt]

huh. guess i was right XD

[sick bloom]

you just sound normal

[rancid tendon]

You literally heard my normal accent

[untold bloom]

Do voiceover on dumb tweets

[rancid tendon]

No shit I sound normal lmao

[sick bloom]

yeah I know dummydumdum

[untold bloom]

Dunk on them nerdz

[vale niche]

like average american girl, and similar to how I imagine neb would sound

[obsidian shore]

Mate there's no way it's a younger zoomer thing he's from like 10 years ago

[rancid tendon]

Shut the up

[sick bloom]

fite me little bab

[sonic niche]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[brazen basalt]

Well I never heard of him.

[empty gust]

10 years ago was still just 2012

[rancid tendon]

Chicago accent is not average American at all.

[empty gust]

time, yo

[obsidian shore]

[vale niche]

guess all the americans I've heard are from chicago then lol

[chilly goblet]

Would BetterDiscord themes/plugins work with PowerCord or no?

[untold bloom]

What is average American sound hmm

[sick bloom]

I just sound dutch

[rancid tendon]

Probably Midwestern

[vale niche]

goededag

[sonic niche]

Dutch people stole our language

And made it ugly ash

[obsidian shore]

I sound like the kind of guy to tell about "fuckin wankers"

[sick bloom]

what language?

[untold bloom]

Did they steal your toilets too cause they weird

[nova fjord]

Drinking, cars, guns, and etc

[sick bloom]

We made our own

[sonic niche]

German

[brazen basalt]

so youre hoxton...

[rancid tendon]

Hot

[sonic niche]

No you mf stole it

[jovial marsh]

imagine thinking german sounds better than dutch

[vale niche]

dutch is literally german without going through consonant shift

[sick bloom]

if german was the same I could actually understand you goofy mfers

[sonic niche]

SEE

[sick bloom]

I'd rather speak dutch then sound angry and call something a fahrzeug instead of voertuig

[untold bloom]

I see
Thinking back on my own words, yes you are right

[sonic niche]

VoerTUiG

[rancid tendon]

Netherlands existed before Germany so didn't German steal from Dutch

[sonic niche]

That doesn't COUNT

[vale niche]

It was all germanic some time ago

[jovial marsh]

what about SCHMETTURLING

[empty gust]

welsh in latin characters is an adventure to read

[vale niche]

and split into german and dutch (and other germanic languages)

[sonic niche]

Brooooo

[nova fjord]

prussia time

[sick bloom]

ah yes. vlinder

[rancid tendon]

Butterfly

[sonic niche]

Schmetterling

[vale niche]

Schmetterling

[sonic niche]

See so beautiful

[sick bloom]

vlinder

[rancid tendon]

Papillion

[jovial marsh]

we really gon pretend i know how to german

[vale niche]

fun fact: if you don't prononunce it angry, it doesn't sound angry

[jovial marsh]

all i got are random meme words i got from a vid

[rancid tendon]

French is so much prettier than German pls

[sonic niche]

vl deez nuts what is a vlinder

[jovial marsh]

like krugelschreiber

[sonic niche]

French is so ass

[rancid tendon]

Ve te faire foutre

[jovial marsh]

french is def worst language eu

[sonic niche]

Quoi

[vale niche]

Wii

[sonic niche]

Excusez moi

Tu disais quoi

French sucks

[rancid tendon]

You're hurting me

[obsidian shore]

[sick bloom]

tu mapelle merde

[untold bloom]

Y'all

[sick bloom]

yes is that how I french

[rancid tendon]

LOL

[vale niche]

🤠

[sick bloom]

Koda pls confirm

[rancid tendon]

It's so much funnier because nothing is spelled right except shit

[sick bloom]

good

[sonic niche]

You am called shit!

[vale niche]

don is expert at failing miserably at every language except english and dutch

[sick bloom]

I dont care about french

[obsidian shore]

¡Mierda!

[sick bloom]

I know swedish!

[sonic niche]

*neo-german

[sick bloom]

mjölk

[rancid tendon]

In this instance he's attempting to say "they call you shit" or "you are called shit"

Depends on the context

[sick bloom]

all the languages I need to know are the funny words like kurwa

[vale niche]

"I know swedish!" proceeds to spell every word wrong and use wrong grammar

[sonic niche]

Okay MADAME

[rancid tendon]

Hej

[untold bloom]

Honk honk

[jovial marsh]

why you coming in here givin me clown girl vibes

[vale niche]

swedish geese be like: hjönk hjönk

[rancid tendon]

Je ne suis pas une madame

[sonic niche]

Pardon monsieur

[rancid tendon]

Madame is for married women

[untold bloom]

Honkposting

[vale niche]

me no hablo no espanol?

[sonic niche]

Siiii

Siii hermano

[jovial marsh]

am part of the clowngirl honkposting community

unfortunately

[rancid tendon]

El baño es en fuego

[sonic niche]

HUH

[obsidian shore]

Tu nombre eres senor mierda

[vale niche]

spanish is a language I'd actually want to learn, because el risitas

[sonic niche]

Jajajajja

[untold bloom]

Ñ

[rancid tendon]

Naranja

[vale niche]

Й

[jovial marsh]

Juan

[obsidian shore]

Yo quiero un jugo de naranja 😊

[brazen basalt]

i only remember two french words

[sick bloom]

I might finish swedish

[brazen basalt]

and both were crucial to surviving a visit to france

[sonic niche]

He's gonna say sacre bleu

[rancid tendon]

Si yo soy.. I don't know how to say give in Spanish only french

[brazen basalt]

the rest, i didnt concern myself with

[untold bloom]

I been slowly practicing some polish. Words sound cool

[rancid tendon]

Nobody fucking says this oh my god

[untold bloom]

Spell confusing

[brazen basalt]

"merci" and "sortie", literally all i remember

[vale niche]

tabernaque

[empty gust]

I've learned all the russian curse words I need thanks to CS:GO

[rancid tendon]

Sacre Bleu is a stupid thing from movies

[sonic niche]

OKAY mademoiselle, j'ai COMPRIS t'es très bien

[vale niche]

idk what that means but I heard people from quebec say tabernaque

[obsidian shore]

¡Oh no!

Guess what that means

[sonic niche]

It means nothing

[brazen basalt]

i heard the former a lot. the second was how i escaped De Gaulle airport

[untold bloom]

Madre di dios!!

[rancid tendon]

LOL

[vale niche]

It means "I have committed several warcrimes in the former state of yugoslavia" am I right?

[obsidian shore]

Yo quiero tu 😳 😳

[sonic niche]

Ayeo you didn't even take me out to dinner yet

[rancid tendon]

Moi aussi

[brazen basalt]

watching ppl butcher spanish makes my heart hurt

this is don's fault

[untold bloom]

Sorry sach

[rancid tendon]

Aren't you a texan

[untold bloom]

Yes I also blame don

[brazen basalt]

it's my point of origin, yes.

[obsidian shore]

😳

[brazen basalt]

but ive been around.
been a square too 😏

[sick bloom]

no blaming me you stinkers

[empty gust]

Texas has a lot of Spanish speakers in it lol

[vale niche]

It's all dons fault

[rancid tendon]

Point of origin

Man's is a graph

[brazen basalt]

maybe a triangle

[obsidian shore]

Bueno.

[untold bloom]

Punpun moment

[devout cedar]

Morir es vivir.. morir es vivir

[brazen basalt]

punpun is a monkey in SS13.

[sonic niche]

254.39.231.19

[brazen basalt]

no other punpun exists

[rancid tendon]

Spell it right bruh

[devout cedar]

Matalo!

[untold bloom]

Punpun onodera?

[rancid tendon]

OH that's Spanish nvm nvm

[empty gust]

panpan is an international urgency signal, similar to mayday mayday mayday

which isn't internationally recognized iirc?

[rancid tendon]

I don't recognize it

[sonic niche]

Never heard of panpan hermano

[devout cedar]

Allí está!

[brazen basalt]

ss13 is such a great game

and the only game i love dearly that ill literally never recommend anyone play

[obsidian shore]

Punpun sounds like a username of someone with an anime profile picture

[untold bloom]

Didn't it inspire amogus

[rancid tendon]

Shut the fuck

[obsidian shore]

No offense to people with anime profile pictures lol

[devout cedar]

¡Eh, acá!

[obsidian shore]

[sick bloom]

Imagine

[sonic niche]

Ong

[brazen basalt]

i could say "just learn teh game" but

you cant

its not that simple

[untold bloom]

Oyasumi Punpun is a manga so anime PFP checks out

[sick bloom]

I played a bit of ss13, it was not fun and i wouldnt recommend

[brazen basalt]

by the time you have any idea what youre doing, its too late

[obsidian shore]

@rancid tendon I see what you did

[sick bloom]

probably because the person helping me wasnt very helpful

[empty gust]

just pick up dwarf fortress 4head

[brazen basalt]

you played on the wrong server, clearly

[devout cedar]

¡Un forastero!

[empty gust]

it's ez

[rancid tendon]

Do you

[obsidian shore]

Not anymore..

☹️ 😔

[untold bloom]

Hateramax

[rancid tendon]

Cri

[sick bloom]

whats that name!

[brazen basalt]

there's no crying in vr

[obsidian shore]

😭

[brazen basalt]

that's illegal

[rancid tendon]

I'm not in VR

[sonic niche]

202.190.84.24

[sick bloom]

I dont hate you koda

[brazen basalt]

don is salty to everyone equally

[rancid tendon]

Lies

[sick bloom]

this

[empty gust]

equal sodium for all

[obsidian shore]

@brazen basalt I'm so sorry please don't put me in vr prison I will suck my tears back into my eyes

[brazen basalt]

:U

[sonic niche]

You go to the ranch

[rancid tendon]

Donathan Ramaxius hates me

[obsidian shore]

Anything!!

[rancid tendon]

[empty gust]

I just imagined the sound of that for some reason

[sick bloom]

[empty gust]

don't even know why it would have a sound
in my mind it'd be a violent event apparently

[obsidian shore]

I am now serious man

[obsidian shore]

Shloop

Fuck I just did a silly

[brazen basalt]

anyway koda is now a nerd

[devout cedar]

The fun way to learn Spanish
https://youtu.be/Vk1Ai9FsvIs

[rancid tendon]

Always have been

[obsidian shore]

@rancid tendon nerd

[sick bloom]

Nerd

[rancid tendon]

I played TWO different animal crossing games for 5+ hours today

Don't tell me what I already know

[obsidian shore]

Damn I don't have any animal crossing games

[brazen basalt]

nerdistry of unimaginable levels

[empty gust]

did you play them at the same time, though

[devout cedar]

Why are math textbooks always stressed?

[obsidian shore]

My only Nintendo console is the Wii and it was always offline 😔

[sonic niche]

Switch is goated

[obsidian shore]

Dad would never let me connect it to the internet

[empty gust]

was it ever Partially Offline

[rancid tendon]

Emulator + ROMs

[obsidian shore]

Oml

[brazen basalt]

thieving

[obsidian shore]

Marry me

[sonic niche]

Hold on hold on

[brazen basalt]

this isnt a dating server you pervert

[rancid tendon]

Citra life

[empty gust]

you fool, don't you know Nintendo avidly watches #general-media

[rancid tendon]

It's the only way I could play nintendogs when I lost my DSI

[obsidian shore]

True

I'm sorry koda were gonna have to divorce

[rancid tendon]

No please

I'm begging you

[devout cedar]

Just use emulator on real hardware

[empty gust]

use a Wii to emulate a Wii

[obsidian shore]

[sonic niche]

Intellect

[rancid tendon]

I lost my dsi you idiots

Smh

[obsidian shore]

Time to emulate super Mario galaxy on my wii

A game I wish I had

[sick bloom]

poor bab

Stop losing things!

[obsidian shore]

Poor smushems

[empty gust]

didn't the Wii have official emulated NES titles or something

[rancid tendon]

I was like 13 when I lost it and I bought another one

[sick bloom]

smh, rich

[empty gust]

so you could emulate a Wii on a Wii, emulating the NES

[brazen basalt]

made of money, dang

[sick bloom]

I had a normal regular DS for god knows how long

[vale niche]

I played on my sisters ds lite

[rancid tendon]

I'm pretty sure the dsi is like 40 bucks now lol

[vale niche]

eventually I got my own 3ds xl

[obsidian shore]

I have a friend who has a Samsung fold phone or whichever one opens like a book

[rancid tendon]

I resent you.

[empty gust]

y'know how many churros you could buy with 40 bucks though

[rancid tendon]

I've wanted a 3ds for so long but they're just so stupidly expensive

[empty gust]

big carnival churros too, not just the smol ones

[rancid tendon]

Jokes on you I bought multiple churros afterwards

[empty gust]

hecK

[obsidian shore]

Gimme 😭

[vale niche]

I wanted a switch for so long but they're just so stupidly expensive

[obsidian shore]

I'm just a poor boy from a poor family

[rancid tendon]

I'll trade u

[sonic niche]

Absolutely goated games, top of the line

[devout cedar]

Use Nintendon't on Wii, WiiU or Switch

[vale niche]

imagine the import and export fees for that

[devout cedar]

or Dolphin, if on PC

[obsidian shore]

I Nintend on doing that

[rancid tendon]

Citra works perfectly fine on PC

[rancid tendon]

I ate chocolate and now my screen is sticky

[sonic niche]

Cursed image

[obsidian shore]

Why is it yelling 😭

[vale niche]

why

[empty gust]

su-per ma-rio galaxee, wa-hooo

[sonic niche]

Isn't that the mf 3ds menu

[sick bloom]

Clean it

[vale niche]

that's the wii u smh

[sonic niche]

Sorry I never owned one cuz they were DOODOO

The games were good tho

[vale niche]

[untold bloom]

Wth a Wii u

[obsidian shore]

I wanna play breath of the wild

[rancid tendon]

Omg the Wii u was legit tho

[obsidian shore]

How stinky is the breath of the wild

[untold bloom]

I Wii, u Wii, he she, Wii?

[rancid tendon]

I miss my ps2 and ps3

[vale niche]

I feel like I'm literally the only person on the internet that still uses a wii u

[sonic niche]

Breath of the wild was so beautiful man, I'm emotionally attached to taht game

[rancid tendon]

I do bruh

[vale niche]

[rancid tendon]

I play just dance on that thing

And super mario

[untold bloom]

Just got drakengard 3 at 60fps with all dlc working on my PC. Rcps3 is amazing

[vale niche]

I play mario kart sometimes when I feel like it

[rancid tendon]

Tf is drakengard 3

[untold bloom]

If only it could access the PS3 psn store smh

[obsidian shore]

The only good game I had on my wii was new super Mario brothers

Everything else was just random stuff

[rancid tendon]

I had it too. But it was kinda boring cus I had it already on the ds

[vale niche]

new super mario brothers, weeheeeee[...]

[obsidian shore]

I had sonic rings or whatever it's called

[rancid tendon]

earrape

[obsidian shore]

And a wall e game that doesn't work

Because it's buggy

[vale niche]

but new super mario bros and new super mario bros wii are different games

[obsidian shore]

I do have guitar hero though that was fun

I often played drums because I didn't know how to play guitar lmao

[rancid tendon]

Brooo stop I only had that on the PS2 wahhhhh

I miss it so much

[obsidian shore]

I was like like 5 or 6 so I had the motor skills of a snail

[brazen basalt]

over here with actual guitars like

[rancid tendon]

I have like 4 guitars

[sick bloom]

All I had on my ds was lego games and some sussily acquired stuff

[brazen basalt]

same

[obsidian shore]

I had guitar hero, band hero, and some weird third other one

[rancid tendon]

I sold my guitar hero stuff tho

[brazen basalt]

well one's a bass, thats cheating

[obsidian shore]

Other one not being a band hero one

[rancid tendon]

Sadge

[rancid tendon]

All of mine are electric.

[obsidian shore]

I still have my guitar and drum set :D

[brazen basalt]

yes the bass is also electric. :p

[obsidian shore]

I have all my wii games still

[vale niche]

There's a guitar at my grandmas place in my uncles old room, also a keyboard there

[brazen basalt]

dont own any acoustics, though have debated getting one. they sound nice with someone who can actually play them

[rancid tendon]

I know lol. I'm just sayin I don't have any bass or acoustics

[vale niche]

last time I was there I found out how to actually play guitar lol, I didn't know that you touch the long part to play higher or lower tones on the same string

[obsidian shore]

Can I have one of ur guitars they're expensive

[brazen basalt]

no

[rancid tendon]

Sure. One of em is one my sister got for Christmas that she played once and quit

[brazen basalt]

and also,

no

[obsidian shore]

I have a Casio keyboard but I'm shit at piano

[rancid tendon]

Learn acoustic first, then electric

[obsidian shore]

All I can play is Sweden and Wet Hands

[sonic niche]

Get a casio watch

Casio watches are essential

[rancid tendon]

Electric hurts a lot more on the fingies

[sick bloom]

whats it with these names

[rancid tendon]

Gotta build your calluses

[brazen basalt]

dont be a pansy, jump straight into electric

build callouses like a chad

[vale niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mukiMaOSLEs

[obsidian shore]

Gotta get the finger strength 😏

[rancid tendon]

Your hands will cry red

[brazen basalt]

they will not

i am proof

have literally never bled from playing guitar lol

how even

[rancid tendon]

I played trumpet for 4 years so I have lung strength cough

[sonic niche]

Guitar players be like Am G F Em

And think they're Spanish now

[brazen basalt]

imagine knowing what notes are

just play bro

[empty gust]

wait are you not supposed to use piano wire on a guitar

[brazen basalt]

zuv

[rancid tendon]

One time my dad asked me to play the Am note on a piano

Thus proving he was strictly a guitarist

[brazen basalt]

Am is a chord tho

[empty gust]

sach

[rancid tendon]

Exactly

[vale niche]

c d e f g a h

[brazen basalt]

one you can easily play on piano too xD

[sonic niche]

European moment

[vale niche]

only thing I remember from music class at school lol

[empty gust]

"c'def'gah"
-cthulhu

[rancid tendon]

Obviously, but he referred to it as a note as if it were a single thing to press.

He's a self taught guitarist

[brazen basalt]

but that makes no sense even for a guitar player D:

hey so am i, neat 😄

...probably why i cant read sheet

[rancid tendon]

[brazen basalt]

oh well

[rancid tendon]

Maybe my dad's just dumb lmao

[empty gust]

sheet music is sheet

hit notes until sound good

[rancid tendon]

I can barely read sheet

It takes me like 3 minutes to figure out what each note is

[brazen basalt]

ikr why is it so damned confusing lol

[jovial marsh]

A carrot for tupper

🥕

[vale niche]

when I read it how I was taught at school the timing is always completely off

either I mixed stuff up or my teachers sucked at their job

[rancid tendon]

The only reason I learned sheet was bc of school

[jovial marsh]

Sorrry tupper

[rancid tendon]

But even then I can only read it for trumpet and piano

[brazen basalt]

ooo, pozole is almost ready

i can sense it

[empty gust]

soup sense activated

[brazen basalt]

with guitar, ive got two methods:

• tab
• learn by ear

[obsidian shore]

I've been making music in lmms for like a year or two and I still can't read the notes

[brazen basalt]

nothing else works XD

[rancid tendon]

Reading tab is so much better idk why music isn't just all written like this

[brazen basalt]

also do music production in a DAW which is...a lot different but its almost kinda easier too? its weird

[sonic niche]

Idk sheet music kinda essential

[brazen basalt]

ew

[obsidian shore]

I did no music theory whatsoever :D

[rancid tendon]

Sheet music makes me want to cry and that's coming from someone who plays piano

So hush your mouth

[sonic niche]

You get used to it

Mf I been playing too

[obsidian shore]

Koda u gotta show me ur piano playin skills

[rancid tendon]

I learned how to read it when I was 12, still have not gotten used to it

[brazen basalt]

arent u like 16

[rancid tendon]

18 lol

[vale niche]

play a black midi

[brazen basalt]

same difference at my age lmao

[empty gust]

^

[rancid tendon]

Well one of them sends you to jail so

[brazen basalt]

"young enough to be my kid" = same age

[obsidian shore]

Get a really long bar and press it down

[vale niche]

step 1 is to go to chernobyl and get atleast 3 extra arms grown
step 2 play piano with 5 hands

[rancid tendon]

What the fuck

[vale niche]

slams all keys

[sonic niche]

Music to my eyes

[vale niche]

perfect

[rancid tendon]

I want to cry

[obsidian shore]

I can understand this, it means "fucking die"

[brazen basalt]

zuv quit summoning satan on the server please

[empty gust]

no c:

[vale niche]

[brazen basalt]

also koda made me sad just now

[rancid tendon]

Muted

[sick bloom]

[rancid tendon]

I mean it's the truth

[brazen basalt]

got two kids, both considerably older than her

[sick bloom]

Yeah but why is that the first thing you thought of!

[brazen basalt]

brb just gonna go retire and die now

[rancid tendon]

When you're my age you gotta differentiate between 16 and 18 bc the law says so

[sick bloom]

I know dummy dumdum, I am 18 too

[rancid tendon]

Shut the up

You're like 15

[sick bloom]

fight me tiny bab

[vale niche]

don is 3

[sick bloom]

[brazen basalt]

got a nice plot picked out

[vale niche]

times dumber than everyone combined

[brazen basalt]

gonna see if i fit in it

[rancid tendon]

Ez solution, make a new one

[empty gust]

oldeverell no

[brazen basalt]

oh fuck no

never again

[rancid tendon]

ahahaha

[vale niche]

[sick bloom]

children are poopoo ass

[obsidian shore]

Compared to you two I am a fetus

[rancid tendon]

W-wait

How old are you-

[obsidian shore]

I'm.... 17

[brazen basalt]

babs, the lot of u

[rancid tendon]

NO

[fickle charm]

[vale niche]

I'm almost 17

[obsidian shore]

A whole year!!!

[rancid tendon]

IMA PEDO

[vale niche]

in 2-3 days pog

[rancid tendon]

OH GOD

[obsidian shore]

[brazen basalt]

screenshotted as evidence

[sick bloom]

[brazen basalt]

koda admitted

[obsidian shore]

Holy shit

Can't believe it

[sick bloom]

Koda

[rancid tendon]

I'm going away for a long time boys

[brazen basalt]

gonna go call the cyberpolice brb

[empty gust]

:sus:

[rancid tendon]

Muted for 7 days

See you on the other side o7

[vale niche]

fun fact: an 18yo can legally adopt a 17yo

[brazen basalt]

muted until his birthday

[obsidian shore]

Don't worry I'm 18 in 5 months :D

Oh...

[rancid tendon]

I was thinking that lolol

[fast pelican]

Reticulating splines

[sonic niche]

Jail

[obsidian shore]

😳

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

How would that work out

[rancid tendon]

U tryna find a new mummy

[obsidian shore]

In what country

[brazen basalt]

dating is gross

ppl are gross

[rancid tendon]

.. I refuse to answer

[sonic niche]

You literally have KIDS WDYM

[rancid tendon]

LOL

[brazen basalt]

theyre gross too

[vale niche]

idk, probably america

[rancid tendon]

Dating is gross though I agree, it sucks, people suck

[brazen basalt]

its true

[sick bloom]

[obsidian shore]

What country I must go there and forge that I've been there for longer than the minimum time for citizenship

[devout cedar]

This chat..

[rancid tendon]

You just get hurt over and over again and then when you find someone who cares you doubt they actually care and run away in fear they'll hurt you

[obsidian shore]

And then get adopted

[sick bloom]

[brazen basalt]

or you get the ex i had

the blood letter one

its a fun story

[rancid tendon]

PLEASE tell me the story

[sick bloom]

thank god none of my exes are that special

[empty gust]

i-what

[brazen basalt]

well

[devout cedar]

Hedgehog's dilemma

[obsidian shore]

My ex gf was just plain weird

[sonic niche]

Y'all love falling in love but aren't ready to deal with repercussion

[hollow thicket]

Mmm monke

[brazen basalt]

at some point, she decided to write a breakup letter. but, in something of a twist, opted to write it in her own blood.

[rancid tendon]

My most "special" one was just abusive, nothing cool about it

[vale niche]

My ex is the best, I've never had one

[rancid tendon]

What. The. Fuck.

[sick bloom]

poor koda

[obsidian shore]

😔 🫂

[brazen basalt]

she also went to great lengths to accuse me of literally being satan. not a hyperbolic sense, but the actual mythological entity.

[rancid tendon]

Hot

[devout cedar]

Relationships seem like helluva lot of work

[brazen basalt]

that was a real mood booster.

[sick bloom]

sussy bussy

[empty gust]

that's terrible, what the hell

[rancid tendon]

I want someone to tell me I'm Satan

[vale niche]

you're satan

[brazen basalt]

that was easy

[empty gust]

life goal complete

[rancid tendon]

[obsidian shore]

Same

[obsidian shore]

Holy shit

[vale niche]

[sonic niche]

Doesn't feel gratifying now, does it

[vale niche]

new kink?

[rancid tendon]

Shhh inappropriate language

[sonic niche]

Hell

[devout cedar]

Teenagers be wack

[sick bloom]

Koda is into some weird shit

[rancid tendon]

Mods are watching

[brazen basalt]

this is not lewd-topic, stoppit

[vale niche]

literally admin in chat

[rancid tendon]

You're probably like 20

[devout cedar]

26

[obsidian shore]

Close enough

[rancid tendon]

I stand corrected

[devout cedar]

27 in February

[brazen basalt]

26 = bab

damn kids and their music

[rancid tendon]

If youre 26 and teenagers are wack then why are you here

[vale niche]

everyone is a baby if you're old enough

[sick bloom]

Snow only knows how to be creepy and act like an 80 year old man

[fast pelican]

Anyone know what the best AGP 4x video card is?
yes ik, ancient tech. I have a very old desktop I want to upgrade for playing old games on.