#general-media

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upper coyote
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yeah since you probably wouldn't want to make your lighting setup dependent on having one particular brand of high-end GPU

misty spindle
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I doubt Citadel is gonna have it.

upper coyote
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Citadel?

misty spindle
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Valves next big game that they're working on.

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Currently unannounced but we know a bit about it from leaks.

upper coyote
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cool

strange tiger
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oh and this shitfest rebooted now

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rip jailbreak till tonight

hollow thicket
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One of my trackstraps yeeted itself and I legit got a replacement sent in 4 hours

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Fucking full on

So many other companies could learn a thing or two

fiery meadow
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I ordered my trackstraps in July and still haven't gotten them

strange tiger
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  1. be drunk
  2. profit
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or

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  1. be outside of us
  2. pain
lyric shadow
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interesting...

tawny owl
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best videos for learning how to merge and align clothes assets to model?

strange tiger
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just youtube

sharp crater
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Hi

mellow arch
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Ready player one is just vrchat

strange tiger
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we don’t discuss it here

chrome turtle
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cirnodefault happy cirno day cirnodefault

lusty spruce
chrome turtle
strange tiger
frail spire
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Anyone wanna join my zoom meeting

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Im trying something there

lyric shadow
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very random to ask someone to join a zoom meeting

lusty spruce
lyric shadow
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lol

strange tiger
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#bringbacktherandomchat

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iphone sixs does not get the ios 15

strange tiger
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hey at least

vale niche
strange tiger
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kinda sad tbh

zenith rain
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Anyone else love going back to 2017-2018 in this discord server to see how bad you were at blender and life in general

sick bloom
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No not really

devout cedar
sick bloom
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Watch out youll summon lemma

jovial marsh
chrome turtle
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lol

jovial marsh
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Happy cirnoday!

untold bloom
devout cedar
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I tried La Croix a second time and it still tastes like depressed soda

sick bloom
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Whiteclaw is worse

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Shit tastes like bitter sewerwater

hallow tree
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its friday tomorrow baby, it means we drink

chrome turtle
chrome turtle
lusty spruce
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medication go brrr

sick bloom
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Legalcoholic

balmy lion
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Breh.

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I have two interviews for the same company a week apart.

lethal fable
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I feel like some Avatar creators need this

lusty spruce
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two different positions?

balmy lion
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Mhm. The first one was this Tuesday for a job I am horribly unqualified for (customer service) and the next one that's next Tuesday is one I'm more qualified for (check and proof processing), both at a bank.

jovial marsh
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Just remember

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Cash, Credit, or Debit

onyx haven
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That is a driver's license not a bank card I'm pretty sure?

onyx haven
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...ummm...

lethal fable
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I tried to say that without laughing

onyx haven
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Oh okay I didn't read the full card until after I posted the message lol.

lost kernel
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Do we have any zoologists or anyone that know animal species?
preferrably about rodents and such?

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I found a video of a certain rodent that i need to figure out what it is

devout cedar
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Cirno.. pfft

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Ran, Rin, Kagerou, Momiji, and Mamizou better

minor heath
balmy lion
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The Touhou community is... weird.

wise falcon
strange tiger
balmy lion
untold bloom
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2hus

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Luna nights is pretty fun btw

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A1 sprites

strange tiger
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hi clar

untold bloom
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How's it goin rue

strange tiger
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vac trying to turn me into a femboy, but i’m not polish

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also just finished meth

jovial marsh
strange tiger
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i hate writing

lethal fable
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Hell yeah

untold bloom
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You can do it just write harder

strange tiger
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i already did

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it’s just annoying, i didn’t write in a year now

jovial marsh
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I'm not clicking it

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Spoilers are auto unveiled for me so I know it's fake

lethal fable
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It's just a picture called spoiler

strange tiger
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it’s a picture called “picture”

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or image

jovial marsh
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Image0.png

strange tiger
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you clicked on it

jovial marsh
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Yeah

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Demo sees me in bed

wise falcon
strange tiger
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oh btw i have leaked hl3 info, apparently it runs the same source(1) engine but with better graphics

jovial marsh
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Hot

untold bloom
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Did hl3 technically happen in 2015 but they scrapped that version?

strange tiger
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yes

jovial marsh
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Uncool

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They're skipping 3

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Half Life 4: Steve

strange tiger
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i would love to see 4

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cuz iirc 4 is a bad number in china

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which means that the game will actually be good

jovial marsh
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4 is unlucky

strange tiger
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in winnie poo land

jovial marsh
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Existing is tiring

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Why can't I sleep for 12 hours at a time

strange tiger
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existence *

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and you can

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it’s called a long gaming session

jovial marsh
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No matter what I can't get more than 5 hours of sleep even if I try really hard to

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Pain

strange tiger
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that's cuz you sleep too much

devout cedar
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According to recent fanart, there's a new female character in hero macademian nut that's furry

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She's tall like an amazon but has not been named yet

fast pelican
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Getting ready to launch Tales of Arise. It release ~10 minutes ago

strange tiger
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snow is still sticking to bb

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sisstbb

devout cedar
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No name on official wiki or on Pixiv,,,

strange tiger
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fan or concept art?

devout cedar
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She's an official character in the manga from what I read online

jovial marsh
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Oculus 2 should work fine, not rift s since it needs a displayport which that laptop doesnt have

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Performance wise that laptop should be pretty good honestly

hard spire
jovial marsh
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My laptop does alot more than it should so I can see a considerably beefier laptop do just fine

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I mean I would go for a desktop if you can

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Why?

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3 years?

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pffft who needs furniture

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just throw a bunch of bean bags on the floor and some pillows

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VR Gaming Interior Design

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o h

hollow thicket
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War is war

ionic lynx
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Pc > walls and floor

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Worth it imo

fast pelican
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I played Tales of Arise, and it was worth preordering.

strange tiger
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there is no such thing as “worth preordering”

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there’s a thing of “worth playing if you have not been spoiled”

jovial marsh
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Hiya

jovial marsh
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Ok

untold bloom
misty spindle
novel wyvern
devout cedar
hollow thicket
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Pen

jovial marsh
wise falcon
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tomorrow is judgement day.
for the 9+10=21 kid will not spare us.

lyric shadow
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lol

wise falcon
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thoughts and prayers go out to you.

strange tiger
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tomorrow should be a good day

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if my plans go accordingly

wise falcon
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of course it will its gonna be the weekend

strange tiger
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was planning on getting a new mouse

wise falcon
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oooh
which one

strange tiger
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first time in like 7yrs or som shit

wise falcon
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that's a while.

strange tiger
wise falcon
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rad

strange tiger
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403

lusty spruce
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Hello I've been summoned

strange tiger
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mornin

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how’s 51?

lusty spruce
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On heavy painkillers but can manage

strange tiger
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what happened to him?

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he said it’s been like 3 months

lusty spruce
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I don't know for sure but most likely some sort of problem with his leg

strange tiger
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i hope he gets better

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wonder why i only now get to find out

lusty spruce
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He will eventually either by medication or surgery i suppose

strange tiger
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you mean amputation?

lusty spruce
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Hell no

strange tiger
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ok

flint wave
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@hollow knoll goodbye and goodluck you jerk

lusty spruce
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Drama alert siren

flint wave
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its true

strange tiger
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i literally slept under 100 minutes xd

lusty spruce
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Imagine

untold bloom
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Denied, brain power zero

strange tiger
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hi clar

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swipe to type called you a chad, denied.

strange tiger
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funny thing, i have a math test today

low barn
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lol just noticed that the Steam Download page has a new desgin

reef cobalt
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Slightly ye

lusty spruce
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Windows 113HC_Yikes

low barn
strange tiger
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says p

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also that’s 10 with a skin

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cuz the clock looks wrong

lusty spruce
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I tried it, it f up big time, I'm not using it anymore

low barn
low barn
lusty spruce
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It looks nice but it's still unstable

low barn
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but I've set time and date formatting to the normal standard we have here in Germany with
24h clock and dd/mm/yyyy

low barn
lusty spruce
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It was fighting with Nvidia drivers for me

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To the point that launching a game was causing a bluescreen

low barn
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hm mine are working fine, I install them with geforce experience

low barn
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I did a clean install of my drivers when I switched to 11

lusty spruce
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Same here

low barn
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really weird

lusty spruce
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Also reinstalled the games for good measure

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It worked fine for a bit

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Then it was dying every time I launched a game so I did the obvious thing and reinstalled everything again

low barn
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hm yeah maybe it had some problems with your specific hardware idk

low barn
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I hope you did that instead of reinstalling everything

lusty spruce
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It was like 2 weeks after that period

low barn
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Oh yeah that's not great

lusty spruce
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I didn't know you can prolong that up to 60 days back when it happened

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Meh sometimes fresh install can fix some problems and clean up the space

low barn
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Oh you can I didn't know that

low barn
lusty spruce
brazen basalt
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pea

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wat u doin up

hallow tree
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SPeaming

pseudo jetty
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heck

lusty spruce
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Also enjoying last bit of summer break before next college year starts

brazen basalt
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summer is bad and i hate it 😒

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glorious winter comes

pseudo jetty
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Autumn best imo

brazen basalt
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anything but summer tbh

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autumn is pretty pog

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might not believe it but ive heard rumours that there are some ppl who like to go o u t s i d e

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probably a myth

lusty spruce
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16-23C is the perfect temp

strange tiger
lusty spruce
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Not too hot not too cold

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I hate winter

strange tiger
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for outside i like 10-17

brazen basalt
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for comfort, sure. tbh im a fan of the -1 - 10C range, mostly because everyone around me is too busy whining about their inferior temperature tolerance sweaters while I enjoy what is rightfully t-shirt weather

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main thing is no summer

strange tiger
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no not really

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all i need to be happy is not seeing sun

brazen basalt
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yis

lusty spruce
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10C is a t-shirt weather? You mad

brazen basalt
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no, i just dont have weak genes

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...except in summer when anything over 20C is death >_>

jovial marsh
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That sounds like weak genes to me tbh

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heat tolerance is superior to cold

brazen basalt
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well the thing is, summers around here regularly reach 45C

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for months

jovial marsh
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Ok nevermind then

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45C thats like alot in american

brazen basalt
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im debating just moving to northern norway where summer doesnt exist

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around 113-115 in murican

jovial marsh
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You can escape for now

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Global warming will catch up

brazen basalt
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but im old and may die before that occurs 😤

jovial marsh
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Lucky

brazen basalt
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yes my kids my suffer

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but thats a sacrifice im-

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...may suffer

lusty spruce
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Last winter it was -24C for a week and I hated every second of it

brazen basalt
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okay tbf that's pretty dang cold

jovial marsh
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Yeah brr

lusty spruce
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Of course 30C is way too hot for me but like 23 is really nice

jovial marsh
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I geniunely like being in 27C unless i want to wear like woool jackets in my house then 23

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My mom called me an old man for wearing socks that go up to my knees idk how to feel about it

lusty spruce
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Be aware it's first step to be submissive and breedable

jovial marsh
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Its a step im willing to take

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because I cant code

lusty spruce
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T-shirt and shorts until 15c then long pants then a hoodie

jovial marsh
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Sounds like Florida

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Oh wait you meant the other way around

lusty spruce
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Yeah going down with temp not up xd

jovial marsh
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People here in florida wear jackets outside while sitting in the sun at lunch like I dont understand them

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I like the sun but not when im just making myself sweat to death

tranquil quarry
lusty spruce
hidden latch
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fun fact, when you play a song from any star wars movie (not show) the bar turns into a lightsaber, as a stars wars fan i like this

lyric shadow
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cool

ionic lynx
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Nice

stuck crest
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today is very sus

sick bloom
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there is nothing weird about today CheshireBonk

stuck crest
sick bloom
jovial marsh
jovial marsh
wise falcon
sick bloom
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It's 10/9/21

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Get real Americans

strange tiger
strange tiger
wise falcon
jovial marsh
strange tiger
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it’s ugly

jovial marsh
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You're just hating smh

strange tiger
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looks like a hello from the 2007

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purpl better

jovial marsh
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There's a hello event at school today btw

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Everybody supposed to wear green or sum shit

strange tiger
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i don’t go to school

jovial marsh
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Idk but green is my favorite colour

strange tiger
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and wearing green is cringe unless you’re scottish or irish

jovial marsh
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Smh

strange tiger
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based on ph scale green is actually toxic

jovial marsh
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Egg

strange tiger
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i’m too complex for your comprehension

jovial marsh
strange tiger
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prove it

jovial marsh
strange tiger
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prove it

wise falcon
strange tiger
wise falcon
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based

strange tiger
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pinkie promise

jovial marsh
# strange tiger i’m too complex for your comprehension

"The person who my parental figure's have created and brought into the world is too much of a differential being for your thought process to comprehend" I fixed it for you, considering you wanna sound like Sheldon from The Big Bang if he was smelling burnt toast and half of his face was drooping

jovial marsh
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Mixed with black is pretty good

strange tiger
wise falcon
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agreed

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my entire desks theme is purple+black

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it's such a good duo

jovial marsh
bronze anchor
jovial marsh
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What was that popping noise?

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Oh, he's dead.

strange tiger
untold bloom
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Bazonga

devout cedar
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Big Bang Theory, in retrospect, was alright. Sheldon was an ass most of the time, and while that could be funny when he acted like that towards his friends, that personality trait stood out like a sore thumb as he got into a relationship.

bold echo
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God I can't stand that show lol. My family watches it and I swear there's a laugh track like every 3 seconds at shit that doesn't call for it. But I have a very low tolerance for laugh tracks to begin with.

strange tiger
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kinda glad i didn’t watch it

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i hate laugh tracks, even when they are ironic

bold echo
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Tin foil hat time: My belief is that they only use laugh tracks because sitcom writers know that they're not funny enough to hold an audience on their own, so they need to tell us when to laugh which tricks us into thinking that their boring jokes are funny.

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They're trying to exploit the whole "laughter is contagious" thing

strange tiger
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well it doesn’t work on me, unless their intent is to anger me

bold echo
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There's videos on YouTube that remove the laugh tracks from Big Bang Theory, and shits just depressing. Removing the laugh track just turns all the roommates into sarcastic assholes that really seem to hate each other.

strange tiger
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that sounds funny

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only in cynical irony

jovial marsh
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very funny

strange tiger
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i got a half K hot air knife

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it’s wired tho

bold echo
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It makes everything really awkward because they still wait for the laugh track before they continue talking, so after each sentence there's just an uncomfortable silence

strange tiger
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that really sounds funny lmao

glacial shuttle
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Think fast

strange tiger
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not a meme channel

jovial marsh
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Me when

strange tiger
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0 here

brazen basalt
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people actually check their notif count? plebs

lusty spruce
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I prefer them trying to reach me for hours before I respond

brazen basalt
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community thinks i ignore emails but thats not true

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see, here they are. i know they're right there

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havent opened any

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no point 😄

lusty spruce
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umm...

brazen basalt
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"gmail"

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pea

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half of that is probably spams

lusty spruce
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what?!

sick bloom
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I gave up on emails

lusty spruce
sick bloom
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YorkBruh got an email, now I have to give even more money to the government because I have to pay for school

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Woooh yeah fun times even less money for myself waaGONE

brazen basalt
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who needs money anyway

sick bloom
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Me LaffeyStare

brazen basalt
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pff

wise falcon
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how do you even get to that point

chrome turtle
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same

sick bloom
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I'll basically have no money for fun anymore Sadge

wise falcon
sick bloom
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Oh hang on I can outnumber him easily

jovial marsh
sick bloom
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How is it 13,6778 and not 136,778

strange tiger
brazen basalt
sick bloom
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So how much is it then, 13k or 136k

brazen basalt
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yes

sick bloom
strange tiger
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i casually have everything kept up to date

brazen basalt
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pleb

strange tiger
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idk how you suck at all that stuff tbh ¯_(ツ)_/¯

brazen basalt
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well its like this

nocturne notch
ionic lynx
brazen basalt
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when you get more than a thousand emails a week, you literally cannot read them all

lusty spruce
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old people have other important things to do

sick bloom
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Like being old

strange tiger
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my devices are totalitarian and i just suppress everything

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i used to have 368 thousand unread emails just 6 years ago

sick bloom
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no youre russian

strange tiger
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now i sorted out spam and bullshit and only get steme to bother me

brazen basalt
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im talking about a spam-free inbox here, rue

strange tiger
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imagine having spam

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especially when it doesn get auto filtered

brazen basalt
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i dont have any. thats my point.

strange tiger
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same

surreal oracle
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where else would I learn about new insurance opportunities thinking

strange tiger
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i would love to see the banks offer me loans

brazen basalt
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exactly

strange tiger
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but all of them deny me anyways

brazen basalt
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that's because they know who you are, rue

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they know the sus

strange tiger
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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i’m only half jewish

strange tiger
sick bloom
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Rue if you spend money on gaijin youre just sending money back to russia

brazen basalt
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see, youre in it right now

strange tiger
brazen basalt
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i could be doing something productive right now

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but im here talking to rue

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my mom would not be proud of my life choices

sick bloom
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Dont worry sache im here as well

brazen basalt
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yes but youre in school, its different

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
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i wish

sick bloom
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what do you mean im in school

brazen basalt
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werent you complaining about owing for school?

sick bloom
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Yes im adult now so I must pay for classes

brazen basalt
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pff

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tell them youre 12

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accuse them of bias when they challenge it

sick bloom
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That wont work smh

lusty spruce
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call them agephobic or sth

sick bloom
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I dont mind anyways, I pay 67 a month now so its ok

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and ill get even more money when I live on my own

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Because atleast im not american

lusty spruce
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but you are a baby dutch instead

sick bloom
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Im not a baby UniStare

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you may be older, but you are smaller

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Smol baby pea smug

naive mortar
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🛌

brazen basalt
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idk wym, americans can live on their own

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i do just fine

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finally got my ikea box under a freeway overpass that doesnt get rained on, its pretty cush

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and close enough to starbucks to steal their wifi so i can work

lusty spruce
sick bloom
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Doesnt matter you are smol

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I can just pick you up and throw you into a river

brazen basalt
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there are no rivers in poland

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or russia

lusty spruce
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it's just a government conspiracy

sick bloom
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But there are plenty here

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no poles gonna come looking for another pole thats somewhere in a river Smugstolfo

lusty spruce
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even your country is smol

sick bloom
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but atleast we didnt get invaded by germany first

brazen basalt
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80 years ago

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what about now

sick bloom
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Well now im getting invaded by both of them

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lots of polish cars because cheap workers

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and germans come here because I dont know, they can

brazen basalt
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rude

sick bloom
brazen basalt
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the double invasion, is rude

lusty spruce
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from both sides

sick bloom
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I mean yeah but oh well what am I gonna do bout it

brazen basalt
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become a penguin and move onto the ice

sick bloom
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Polish people are just here to work because theyre cheap

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Im gonna hire pea as a maid smug

brazen basalt
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ive been resisting the urge to tell pea theyre not old

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it cannot be contained anymore

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dang young ppl

lusty spruce
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I'm not but I'm older than Donra

devout cedar
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I'm older than both of you

brazen basalt
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There's only one person in this server older than me, and its none of you :p

sick bloom
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Im pretty sure youre just fake old snow

devout cedar
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26 and I get called a boomer online

brazen basalt
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boomers born between 1946 and 1964

lusty spruce
devout cedar
brazen basalt
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thats because they dum

lusty spruce
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you refuse to move forward

devout cedar
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Is Diablo 3 old 🤔

brazen basalt
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yes

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almost 10 years now

devout cedar
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That's a game my mom and I might be playing together

lusty spruce
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diablo 3? how about all the oold games like pokemon, dmc and the 90' relics you talk about

devout cedar
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I'm on a STALKER kick right now

brazen basalt
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i dont like u anymore pea

devout cedar
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Tvoyu mat

brazen basalt
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friendship with pea ended

sick bloom
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Rood

lusty spruce
sick bloom
lusty spruce
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don't get me wrong I haven't had any access to those games back in the day

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the only properly old game I played was pirated mario and duck hunt on knockoff snes

brazen basalt
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i was a teenager when those games were new -_-

sick bloom
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I was unalive, I think

brazen basalt
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mario/duck hunt werent SNES fren

sick bloom
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to a certain degree atleast

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
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two entirely different systems

lusty spruce
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that's what I've had

sick bloom
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thats not ok

brazen basalt
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yes and im telling u mario 1/duck hunt werent SNES lol

sick bloom
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CD slot, but it has a cartridge

brazen basalt
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whatever that thing is, isnt either system

sick bloom
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It looks like a playstation but more scuffed in every single way

lusty spruce
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I know

sick bloom
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I had one of these

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
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It's not like we're even talking about minor inconsistencies here, the NES and SNES were so radically different, cross-compatibility were literally impossible. Hardware in those days wasn't anywhere near as flexible as what we have now.

lusty spruce
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I love how they have nes in the background of that pic

devout cedar
lusty spruce
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nes knockoff* there xd

devout cedar
sick bloom
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I've had a Wii yes

ionic vault
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Kratos avatar?

lusty spruce
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and my first pc game was the first need for speed :v

ionic vault
#

Wait wrong chat

devout cedar
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What were your favorite Wii games

sick bloom
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I remember in the hospital for a bit of movement they let me play on the wii with my mom in baseball and I laughed so hard I couldve probably died again

ionic vault
brazen basalt
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pea is babby

lusty spruce
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I'm 22 for 2 more months!

brazen basalt
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i wouldve killed for video games in hospitals when i was a kid

brazen basalt
lusty spruce
brazen basalt
#

waow

sick bloom
#

Well it was in 2017 so

lusty spruce
sick bloom
brazen basalt
#

i had surgery in 97, only had one thing for entertainment

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and it was the kid in the bed next to me's TV, coz their mom brought in a Barney tape they just kept rewinding/repeating.

e v e r y s i n g l e d a y

#

i was ready to kil

sick bloom
#

Murder

brazen basalt
#

whatever that kid had wasnt worth that kind of torture

#

ending them wouldve been a mercy

ionic vault
jovial marsh
#

Ok

devout cedar
#

My first PC games were:
-Hot Wheels:Stunt Track Driver (1998)
-LEGO Creator (1998)
-LEGO Racers (1999)

brazen basalt
#

come to think of it, had surgery a few months ago too

#

no vidya in that hospital either

#

i want a refund

sick bloom
#

American moment

devout cedar
#

Does KidPix count as a game?

sick bloom
#

I had a television, well when I was in the more public room and not my own thing

brazen basalt
#

no one here's heard of my first game because its older than dirt

devout cedar
#

I also had a Hot Wheels tattoo maker game

devout cedar
sick bloom
#

going outside

devout cedar
#

SpaceWar?

brazen basalt
#

ew no

#

Time Bandit is an action-adventure game written for the TRS-80 Model I by Bill Dunlevy and Harry Lafnear and published by MichTron in 1983. It was ported to the TRS-80 Color Computer and Dragon 32, but enjoyed its greatest popularity several years later as an early release for the Atari ST. It was also released for the pseudo-PC-compatible Sanyo...

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btw if you ever decide to run an emu copy of that game, be ready to rage

#

gamers today talk about "challenge", they dont know

jovial marsh
#

What like SS+ tier or fail?

sick bloom
#

Oh you think? that's some baby shit for me

devout cedar
#

Are you implying that NES/Super SNES games are beneath it?

brazen basalt
#

SS+ is a modern concept, old games like that had nothing comparable

sick bloom
#

I actively play games with players so incredibly bad it might as well be a 1v12 every time

brazen basalt
#

its not a matter of "git so gud you win with style", oh no

#

you win if the game lets you

#

there is no "winning strat"

devout cedar
#

RNG

brazen basalt
#

not even quite that either

#

the games were designed to screw you over on purpose

#

and i dont know many games that did it better or harder than Time Bandit XD

devout cedar
brazen basalt
#

sounds about right

devout cedar
#

They're only 2-3 mins in length for each video

jovial marsh
reef cobalt
#

Basically the category of games where to win you basically had to be in on quite a few references and inside jokes you would have no way of knowing

brazen basalt
#

oh you

devout cedar
#

One sitting

jovial marsh
#

Oh nononono

#

That sounds just delightful

brazen basalt
#

even pausing games was a novelty in those days, hardly ever saw it

reef cobalt
#

Hell you couldnt even just leave them running because the image would burn into your monitor or something

devout cedar
#

A lot of NES games were "one-sitting"

jovial marsh
#

Ah so thats why there are a good bit of them

devout cedar
#

Saves didn't come until later

#

For a while, passwords were used

jovial marsh
#

What console did saves first?

#

Wait passwords? How would that work

lusty spruce
#

at the end of a level you were given password

jovial marsh
#

Ohhh so u put the password for a level

brazen basalt
#

short answer, the password was translated through a parser that basically kicked off from a kind of save state

lusty spruce
#

by typing it in the main menu you are "teleported " to that level

reef cobalt
#

Basically each level had an associated password you could put in to skip to it

brazen basalt
#

so the right password would tell the game to run 'Start from Level X like completing the previous stage, or similar

jovial marsh
#

I bet yall cheated and skipped on the hard parts

#

dont lie

brazen basalt
#

some had more complex password parsing (Metroid comes to mind), but most didnt get that granular

brave elk
#

Did you have a piece of paper with all the codes on it? Primitive saving at its finest.

brazen basalt
#

who didnt XD

#

shit, dad and I had a whole-ass series of graph paper taped together that mapped out zelda 1's last dungeon in world 2

jovial marsh
#

Were the passwords different for each copy of a given game or was it universal

reef cobalt
#

Universal

brazen basalt
#

no two games used the same system

#

oh wait that

#

yea

reef cobalt
#

It was coded into the game itself

brazen basalt
#

like i said it was translated through parser, basically

#

game took the "password" and ran it as code that it understood, provided you put in one that it recognized the format of

lusty spruce
jovial marsh
#

Yea just wanted to know if you could like ask ur friend to get to like the good parts

#

if they did already

reef cobalt
#

You totally could

brazen basalt
#

yea that was common. lot of game magazines (physical ones) had sections with passwords in em

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or hintbooks

reef cobalt
#

Hell, today the password lists are easily accessible online if you really wanted to skip to a spot

brazen basalt
#

actual books

#

it was a dark time

jovial marsh
#

Primitive Gaming

#

™️

devout cedar
#

Passwords still lived on into the SNES/Genesis and N64/PS1 eras but that was if devs were cheap or wanted to save space

reef cobalt
#

Caveman Gaming (tm)

brazen basalt
#

spoiler: a lot of them were

devout cedar
#

The first Crash Bandicoot game used passwords iirc

jovial marsh
#

I hope mario didnt cheap out

brazen basalt
#

ofc that was because saving on those consoles necessitated having a chip made for the purpose in the game cartridge itself

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the console didnt support it

#

mario didnt get saves until Super Mario World

devout cedar
#

I think GBA games had passwords too

brazen basalt
#

ofc saving in the NES era was...not safe

#

iirc only a handful of games had saves on that console, and it was SUPER easy to wipe the data accidentally

wise falcon
brazen basalt
#

that too

#

but just turning off the box without holding down Reset? bye, save

#

the tiny power surge that caused would wipe the memory XD

wise falcon
#

nes moment

devout cedar
brazen basalt
#

and of the two, star tropics was way less forgiving imo

jovial marsh
#

Fortunately I cannot understand that pain

brazen basalt
#

that game was friggin huge

lusty spruce
#

the only older console I remember that had saves provided by console and not the game was ps2(fuck you memory cards)

brazen basalt
#

that still isnt technically the console, you were saving on a peripheral external :p

wise falcon
#

shoutouts to games like mega man that had a password system instead of saves that went to the cartridge

#

if you lost the password it was ur fault not the systems

sick bloom
brazen basalt
#

megaman 2 was one sitting, wym

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only plebs needed pw for 2

wise falcon
#

real men play modern AAA games in one sitting

brazen basalt
#

those play themselves, you dont even need to do anything

#

put heavy thing on W key, win game in 10 hours

wise falcon
#

lamps in games run off of real electricity

reef cobalt
#

We use the electricity to simulate the electricity

jovial marsh
#

Clash buzz buzz

devout cedar
#

I sure wish I had bought Fatal Frame 3 when it was still $30-40 online

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
#

much as I miss the nostalgia of those ancient bricks, I dont miss the lack of QoL changes we got over the last 20 years

devout cedar
#

Corona shot the prices up for retro media because nostalgia and collectors

brazen basalt
#

plus, modern monitors dont make me feel sick after 3 hours like CRT used to

#

all that blinking

#

now i can stare at LCD/LED/whatever for days

lusty spruce
#

question: could you hear the crt whine

jovial marsh
#

have fun with eye strain

brazen basalt
#

everyone could hear that awful sound, pea

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and the ozone smell

jovial marsh
#

Sweeet ozone mhmm

lusty spruce
#

and the static shock when touching it

brazen basalt
#

XD

devout cedar
#

I'm the opposite. Staring at modern monitor or phone for extended period has given me headaches before

brazen basalt
#

well sure, eyestrain is still a thing

strange tiger
#

at least it’s in safe levels

jovial marsh
#

CRT is radioactive???

brazen basalt
#

a bit.

strange tiger
#

“a bit”

jovial marsh
#

Get the lead blankets kids we are watching on the CRT tv

devout cedar
#

I've felt static shock, but I don't remember smelling ozone or hearing a whine

brazen basalt
#

i mean its a bit hyperbolic to get upset over radioactive TVs. Bananas are radioactive too, no one complains about that :p

jovial marsh
#

I dont mind even unsafe levels

strange tiger
#

that’s until you get the rad sickness

brazen basalt
#

glowing banan

jovial marsh
#

touch the radio

#

be one with the radio

devout cedar
#

My current CRT and my old one were Emerson brand.. maybe that has something to do with it

brazen basalt
#

they still make CRTs? ffs

strange tiger
#

also it’s called the Geiger counter, not a fucking radio

jovial marsh
#

I know what the funi device is

brazen basalt
#

geiger counter only had one radio station and it did not slap

strange tiger
#

it actually had multiple

#

it just lacked the antenna

jovial marsh
#

What for alpha omega and the whatever other particle

strange tiger
#

gamma and beta

brazen basalt
#

mmm...gamma radiation

strange tiger
#

yes gamma rays

brazen basalt
#

gamma gives crippling and usually lethal toxicity hulk superpowers

jovial marsh
#

We should cook food with gammarays

lusty spruce
jovial marsh
#

no omega? poor omega prticles

devout cedar
brazen basalt
#

boomer tv

#

and still somehow not

#

no dials

#

no antenna

jovial marsh
#

its like modern but not what

strange tiger
#

did you know crt has built in msaa

devout cedar
#

I got rid of it because it had no S-Video

brazen basalt
#

or those stupid boxes with the C-shaped hooks you had to screw onto the antenna

strange tiger
#

except it works on hardware level aka you don’t lose fps

jovial marsh
#

Does the fresnel lens do that

strange tiger
#

idk

brazen basalt
#

@strange tiger that's not MSAA, that's CRT having basically no fidelity to speak of 😛

jovial marsh
#

Do those have fresnel lens in them

brazen basalt
#

crt was fuzzy

devout cedar
#

My current CRT is one of those DTV-ready models.. so if I ever get an antenna one day..

brazen basalt
#

wont matter, no tv stations broadcast via airwaves anymore

#

only thing youll get is static, and possibly Ring-style ghosts

strange tiger
#

very sp00ky

devout cedar
#

There are digital antennas you put on the wall

strange tiger
#

also tmr is veri funni™️ day

jovial marsh
#

.

strange tiger
#

and as my dad is a builder i have several questions

sick bloom
brazen basalt
#

did he build TVs

devout cedar
#

Cable/satellite TV doesn't have the same allure anymore, considering that I don't watch Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon anymore

brazen basalt
#

tv today sucks lol

sick bloom
#

Yes

strange tiger
#

you pay for tv and get a fuck tonn of ads

jovial marsh
#

Yeah I dont like it

sick bloom
#

If I'm buying a TV it's for a console and nothing else

strange tiger
#

and youtube is heading the same way

devout cedar
#

That feeling when game shows are one of the few things worth watching

jovial marsh
#

I want to watch Markiplier in 4k

worn walrus
#

Was that the bite of 87

#

Hello everybody my names markiplier and today were playing five nights at freddys

strange tiger
#

imagine having pronouns in your bio, such cringe

brazen basalt
#

i identify as trash

strange tiger
#

also Krunch, your political belief is flawed

devout cedar
#

My pronouns are gamer/weeb

strange tiger
#

i don’t have pronouns, don’t call me

brazen basalt
#

when i die, im gonna have those dancing funeral guys carry around my urn for awhile, then dump the ashes in a bin

strange tiger
#

you refer to me like in persona 5 to mc

worn walrus
#

@strange tiger how so

devout cedar
#

and I identify as a lone stalker in The Zone

jovial marsh
#

Ooo

strange tiger
lusty spruce
#

and I'm still gonna stick with being a sentient green veggie

sick bloom
strange tiger
#

my name is a certain cat breed anyways

worn walrus
#

It’s literally non consensual amputation of a body part. I’m surprised it’s still legal.

strange tiger
#

yes, but it isn’t a human rights violation, when it’s not mandatory

worn walrus
brazen basalt
#

This is probably a discussion best had in DMs. :p

worn walrus
#

Yes

strange tiger
#

no

jovial marsh
#

Maybe so

brazen basalt
#

I wasn't asking, rue.

lusty spruce
#

okay dad

strange tiger
jovial marsh
#

yes father

worn walrus
#

@strange tiger

misty spindle
#

Hi

sick bloom
#

Sussy bussy

strange tiger
#

hi lem

sick bloom
#

Bye lemonias

brazen basalt
#

oh, lem's here. i gotta go

misty spindle
brazen basalt
#

my...cat is....uh

#

on fire

#

yes

misty spindle
#

You will become part of the massacre.

jovial marsh
#

epic !

sick bloom
devout cedar
#

It was done to me and hasn't left me crippled or dying. So I don't see the problem with the procedure

sick bloom
#

Not the cat!

lusty spruce
# strange tiger

yet you still are talking with them so it's kinda doing it as showoff

worn walrus
jovial marsh
#

I want toast

#

No I want noodles

strange tiger
lusty spruce
#

I want my tomorrows borgir now

strange tiger
#

borgir

devout cedar
#

@misty spindle it is confirmed that Pea has played - but not beaten - Half Life

jovial marsh
#

what burgor u getting tommroow

brazen basalt
#

HL2 wasn't good, fite me

misty spindle
#

Bruh idk

wise falcon
strange tiger
brazen basalt
#

good

sick bloom
#

She sleep

brazen basalt
#

HL2 = glorified driving simulator

lusty spruce
strange tiger
#

it kickstarted the german simulator industry

jovial marsh
devout cedar
#

HL1 has charm to it and a good game until Xen.
HL2 is fine but the only revolutionary part I felt were the physics

#

Oh, and the gravity gun

strange tiger
#

gg

brazen basalt
#

never played 1 tbh. 2 was my intro, and that was after playing around with gmod first XD

strange tiger
#

gravity gun

devout cedar
#

Gravity gun is the best part of HL2

brazen basalt
#

But for its time, 2 did do some very innovative things

lusty spruce
#

played them all

strange tiger
#

gotta play them all

devout cedar
lusty spruce
#

lost coast masterrace

devout cedar
#

Cry of Fear?

lusty spruce
#

?

brazen basalt
#

then there was the 10-year stretch of "every wargame is the same"

#

The highly popular franchise, Call of Medal of Battle of Zombies

strange tiger
#

tf2, the saboteur, metro, stalker, biocrack

lusty spruce
#

shipment map is the best fite me

strange tiger
#

dickdickout’s creed

devout cedar
#

Cry of Fear is a popular HL mod turned standalone game

lusty spruce
#

okay

strange tiger
#

2fort best map ever created in history of gaming

brazen basalt
#

2fort is best map of any game of any genre

strange tiger
#

yes

devout cedar
#

I remember the Batman Arkham games, Uncharted, and inFAMOUS

brazen basalt
#

arkham wouldve been greatly improved with 2fort

worn walrus
#

Never could get into first person shooters (Metroid prime is the exception)

strange tiger
#

TT games existed… rip them

#

Sam and Max

lusty spruce
#

so far I've noticed that back in the day I've played games that not many people did and that's concerning

brazen basalt
#

why is that

strange tiger
#

literally none of you know The Saboteur

wise falcon
#

if 2fort is so good where is 3fort

strange tiger
#

literally released under EA name and is actually good

brazen basalt
#

saboteur, i remember that game

#

same general vibe as Hitman (original), but its own thing too

devout cedar
#

I'll admit I never played Red Dead Redemption back in the day

strange tiger
lusty spruce
brazen basalt
#

no shame in that, pea

#

markets be doing what markets do 🤷

strange tiger
#

i never played any popular game besides minecraft

brazen basalt
#

minecraft and i have a...history

#

a long one

strange tiger
#

and yes in that context warth under and tf2 are unpopular

devout cedar
#

Black Ops 1 is the only CoD game I played and kept in my library

brazen basalt
#

a weird one

#

minecraft is why im in the games industry

strange tiger
#

i never played with fish nor battlefield

brazen basalt
#

and the funny thing is

#

it was entirely by accident

strange tiger
#

there goes granddaddy telling his story again

devout cedar
#

Black Ops 2, I didn't go far into the campaign and the zombies mode wasn't fun

brazen basalt
#

but no one wants to hear the story of "old man breaks into gaming industry through minecraft and/or threatening someone"

strange tiger
#

=)

brazen basalt
#

why do i put up with u rue

strange tiger
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

devout cedar
#

People get nostalgic when you bring up World at War or Modern Warfare 2

brazen basalt
#

and besides not everyone's heard this boomer story, rue

#

and it's a legit good highlight of how chaotic and stupid this business even is

jovial marsh
#

I dont remember u telling us about minecraft being a part of this do tell

strange tiger
brazen basalt
#

Always seeing people talking about spending years trying to get their foot in the door through hard work and schooling and all this stuff, and then there's me who told off a site admin

lusty spruce
#

I've played oddworld, earthworm jim, pekka kana and another platformer that I'm trying to find now

devout cedar
#

CoD is a meme nowadays

sick bloom
#

I was too poor back in those days to have games

lusty spruce
#

all of mine were pirated

strange tiger
#

i am a pride pirate

brazen basalt
#

So basically the short version: 2010, Minecraft is still a pre-alpha. I found out about it from shitposts on 4chan, figured "well I'm jobless and bored, why not", got it. played it. Joined a community forum. Thought their moderation team was shit, and told their site admin as much.

sick bloom
#

yeah but I had no pc or anything either you dumdum

strange tiger
#

i pirate rgb lights

brazen basalt
#

Expected to get banned when I said I could do their whole team's job myself, and better than all of them combined

jovial marsh
#

OHH it was a minecraft fourm

sick bloom
#

Sache weve heard that story like 21 times by now smh

brazen basalt
#

he instead called my bluff and made me a mod, and said fine do it

#

this isnt for you donra

#

so i did

sick bloom
#

there arent new people here!

brazen basalt
#

tldr got hired.

devout cedar
#

Archive(dot)org is a nice place

jovial marsh
#

Smh donra doesnt understand

strange tiger
#

svelly is banned cuz of twitter karen bitch bring him back reee

sick bloom
#

Smh

brazen basalt
#

six years of helping run that site, yada yada, lot of new contacts, ended up at microsoft for 4 years, then here

strange tiger
#

so is 51, he didn’t even do shit

sick bloom
#

Svel is babbed for running with jokes a bit too much LaffeyShake

strange tiger
#

i blame the karen bitch

jovial marsh
#

How was the microsoft worklife

sick bloom
#

51 was just defending svel, so was I and I remain

brazen basalt
#

the moral of the story is, its as much luck as anything

#

@jovial marsh idk. It was a job? 🤣

#

not sure what ya want there

devout cedar
#

Le karen tried to bring 51 back

jovial marsh
#

I dont honestly know what I want either

strange tiger
brazen basalt
#

what a ride

worn walrus
strange tiger
#

then there’s also my mom found out i won’t be a femboy and tried to kill me when i was 2

sick bloom
#

My luck is pretty fine so far, i'm just stupidly poor so I have to work my life around having essentially nothing

#

Rue you're a femboy now though smug

brazen basalt
#

i am sorta skipping over the ten years before minecraft, with all the crippling poverty and violence, but

#

that part's not important

strange tiger
#

fuck it, this version sounds better lol

sick bloom
#

mhm mhm warthunder japanese main

devout cedar
#

My luck is ok

sick bloom
#

anyone that plays warthunder and only has japan is a femboy

strange tiger
jovial marsh
#

I think all past events are important to where anyone leads up to now

sick bloom
#

I dont main any tanks smug

brazen basalt
sick bloom
#

Oh yeah Rue KV1E is one sale again

worn walrus
#

Damn so I fucked up

sick bloom
#

Shush sache CheshireBonk

strange tiger
#

fuck no

#

i don’t give in to the snail sale

sick bloom
#

Well its 3200 GE

strange tiger
#

idc

sick bloom
#

Fun tank, a squadron friend gifted me 5000ge to buy it lul

strange tiger
#

i’m too poor anyways

worn walrus
#

I should have died years ago. Oh well

devout cedar
#

These retro game prices are kinda pushing people to emulate or do homebrew now

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
#

weeeeb

sick bloom
#

I have died years ago, 2017 my appendix that was infected went kaboom

jovial marsh
sick bloom
#

Pea get 4.0 so I can come play a fun tank

strange tiger
#

he has 5.3 russkies

sick bloom
#

I dont remember that shiz

lusty spruce
sick bloom
#

you are a weeb

strange tiger
brazen basalt
strange tiger
sick bloom
#

Meanwhile me being a mega nationalist in wows

brazen basalt
#

dont ban me pls

#

im behaving

#

mostly

#

except being mean to rue again but thats every day

jovial marsh
#

naughty naughty

sick bloom
#

I love muricans trying to pronounce Gouden Leeuw

brave elk
#

I was just intrigued by struggles, and minecraft.

brazen basalt
#

ah right

sick bloom
#

So weak they just call it Golden Lion because they cant say it

brazen basalt
#

Well, most of it isnt polite conversation for this chat lol

brave elk
#

Whether or not you're behaving is secondary.

worn walrus
#

Wish I would just be gone tomorrow. Month will pass and I’ll just be a memory. I’m not able to function anymore. Death comes too slow. pensivecowbread

brave elk
#

Fair enough

lusty spruce
#

mod aboos

devout cedar
brazen basalt
#

It's enough to say a lot of it stuck with me to this day, I still have wake-up-screaming nightmares some 20 years later, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

sick bloom
#

Nope

brazen basalt
#

even rue

strange tiger
worn walrus
#

Why. So I fly somewhere to be just feeling the same.

#

Just a new place to feel like shit

strange tiger
brave elk
#

Probably the sort of things that make me focus on trying to make the best future.

#

To avoid.

brazen basalt
#

The kind of people that could help you with that aren't gonna be found in this chat @worn walrus

worn walrus
strange tiger
#

i literally just roll with what the world gives me, cuz i don’t have a choice as the free trial is over

#

and i’m too poor to get the rich dlc

brazen basalt
jovial marsh
#

Imagine not being on free trial

brave elk
#

Yeah haha imagine

brazen basalt
#

Adulting is basically ending the free trial and having a monthly sub

#

except the leveling system is shit and pvp is unbalanced

jovial marsh
#

Rent doesn't exist if I just live on the streets

#

Checkmate government

lusty spruce
strange tiger
#

except i have the Russia, Dubai and England DLCs

worn walrus
#

My monthly sub ended when I was 11. Been feeling like shit since. Waiting for that car to come and hit me.

strange tiger
#

but the last 2 were one-time purchases

worn walrus
#

Sounds so fucking nice

brazen basalt
#

Not a great way to go, tbh.

#

Vehicular injuries tend to leave a lot of longterm complications and suffering.

#

Which, all considered, is not an improvement.

strange tiger
#

dude learn to fly

#

you will fly to heaven

worn walrus
#

Why

strange tiger
#

or hell…

lusty spruce
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to infinity and beyond

brazen basalt
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to borgir place

lusty spruce
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Sache shut I'm hungy!

brazen basalt
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🍔

worn walrus
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Hell sounds better.

brazen basalt
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tried typing "burg" in emote, accidentally typed "nurgle"

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oop

worn walrus
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I like rams. They look cool

lusty spruce
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bungle