general-media

[brazen basalt]

:U

[hallow tree]

don't you get slee-Pea-y?

[jovial marsh]

hoooly shit.

[brazen basalt]

omfg

lega

[misty spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-heavy-charger-half-life-half-life-alyx-gif-19911037

[hallow tree]

the floor is quite slip-Pea-ry

[lethal galleon]

So, uhhh Sacheverell, could you do us a solid and ask VRPill about the Intros channel, if we could take a peek at it for one last time, relive those great memories

[lusty spruce]

not this one

[misty spindle]

Urine

[lusty spruce]

take a peak at it

[brazen basalt]

no 😄

[pallid niche]

why not :(

[lethal galleon]

Why not

[brazen basalt]

well

a few reasons

one reason is im still on medical leave for this surgery i had yesterday

[lethal galleon]

Only a few, thats good

[brazen basalt]

wait it wasnt yesterday

[pallid niche]

doesnt stop asking him on discord

[brazen basalt]

fuck its thursday

[misty spindle]

World is a fuck

[tiny lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-random-funny-war-hammer-brother-gif-16474305

[hallow tree]

we love anime

[misty spindle]

I am lemon man
410,757,864,530 blocked messages

[whole hatch]

Perro 👍

[misty spindle]

False

[brazen basalt]

another reason is i dont think bugging pill about a defunct channel we barely used anyway is a good use of time :p

[hallow tree]

is Lemonias a mix of Lemon In Ass, quite looks like it

[misty spindle]

wh

[pallid niche]

all he does is smoke weed and leak code tho

[lethal galleon]

Barely use!? ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴜsᴇ!?

[brazen basalt]

barely
use

[hallow tree]

Ely's Bar -> BARELY

[misty spindle]

Bumbum

[brazen basalt]

i mean look at it. ever since it got locked, not a single person has posted in there. practically dead channel. 😏

[lethal galleon]

[pallid niche]

[hallow tree]

[jovial marsh]

[lethal galleon]

Pill has been posting in it after it got closed down

[brazen basalt]

maybe he wanted to introduce himself

[misty spindle]

sus

[hallow tree]

[jovial marsh]

lemon i love this meme format

[lethal galleon]

Well than its been long enough, time to see his intro

[jovial marsh]

i told you already but its fucking awesome

[misty spindle]

What format?

[jovial marsh]

p

[misty spindle]

i

[jovial marsh]

s

[misty spindle]

s

[jovial marsh]

goodbye

[lethal galleon]

U

[brazen basalt]

[misty spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804493343010586645/853293815565910077/video0.mp4

[jovial marsh]

the world is a fuck

[pallid niche]

why are you the way you are

[jovial marsh]

https://youtu.be/HKVoN-SjZ-Q

i blame society

[brazen basalt]

i look away for 10 seconds and u ppl do this

[misty spindle]

PISS

[lethal galleon]

Its because the intro channel is locked

All of this would not have happened if it was unlocked

[brazen basalt]

yknow what, just for that

[hallow tree]

[brazen basalt]

imma make a channel called "anything-but-intros"

[misty spindle]

Komedy

[lethal galleon]

Do it, i dare ya

[pallid niche]

intros-off-topic

[lethal galleon]

Probably just going to rename off-topic

[jovial marsh]

https://imgur.com/o2wU3lX

[pallid niche]

we've come full circle

[jovial marsh]

manly

[brazen basalt]

the mans just chainsawed a sausage

[lethal galleon]

5/10 not enough sawdust

[brazen basalt]

hammering garlic is a legit strat tho

and planing cheese

[lethal galleon]

Same with carving a hole for the pickle

[brazen basalt]

mhm

[misty spindle]

Fear.

[lethal galleon]

The only thing i fear is not having an intros channel

[pallid niche]

Fear, subscribe and obey

[brazen basalt]

i fear only one thing in this life

and that is angering mrs sach

[jovial marsh]

watch out. next time you look away we might bring back child labor

the big companies look all happy for new workers

[pallid niche]

this is society without intros

[lethal galleon]

[brazen basalt]

wouldnt school count as child labor tho

forced work, no pay

[jovial marsh]

kinda

[lethal galleon]

You are paid in "knowledges"

[jovial marsh]

but you still get some knowledge out of it

[lethal galleon]

[jovial marsh]

which is essential and crucial

[pallid niche]

the grandmother of comissions for exposure

[jovial marsh]

so you dont overwrite hundred years of biology lessons with tweet posts

[brazen basalt]

yes but knowledge wont pay a phone bill 😭

[pallid niche]

it will pay for a lambo

[hallow tree]

imagine lambo

[jovial marsh]

wdym it helps getting better jobs in better fields

[lethal galleon]

It wont even pay back for itself

[brazen basalt]

hi yes id like to buy this lambo, i will pay with this information about the ecological history of the Nile River

[jovial marsh]

not like that xd

[lethal galleon]

Aw hell yeah

[brazen basalt]

could you imagine tho

[jovial marsh]

meanie xd

[misty spindle]

I'll tell you what a QC file is.

[lethal galleon]

We doing a little elite dangerous

Selling data 🕺

[brazen basalt]

i mean that's basically what any job is, really

selling data (or the results of it)

[lethal galleon]

I sell my data about me moving bricks

[brazen basalt]

yep

[jovial marsh]

well not my job

data is extremely protected

[brazen basalt]

youre selling it to your employer tho

[jovial marsh]

the ins and outs of final product

[brazen basalt]

they pay u, and u do Thing with that data

vrc pays me, and i shitpost on discord mop carpets i do something around here, surely

[pallid niche]

[jovial marsh]

[lethal galleon]

Wait you get paid?

[pallid niche]

youre not bringing intros back and thats unacceptable

[brazen basalt]

intros died as it lived,

ded

[pallid niche]

revive

[brazen basalt]

no phoenix downs, sry

[jovial marsh]

ooooo

ff refference

[lethal galleon]

It still lives, its just that the mods hide it from us

[pallid niche]

i will give my life for it

a soul for a soul

[brazen basalt]

but then you wouldnt be able to post in it

[pallid niche]

but my friends will be

im okay with that outcome

[brazen basalt]

Okay I seriously gotta know, why would we actually bring it back? Like legit reasons.

Not saying it's a bad idea, just actually curious.

[jovial marsh]

i have no idea why they want it so badly

[nocturne zenith]

What are intros?

[pallid niche]

you dont know the old lore

[jovial marsh]

they are like a cat meowing at something and when you get it up close to the cat they are indifferent

[lethal galleon]

Man, knowing that the new vrc generation didnt even get to experience intros

[jovial marsh]

same thing happens or will happen here. no clue

[brazen basalt]

So enlighten me, what's the lore?

[misty spindle]

Saying born to die world is a fuck.

[nocturne zenith]

I must be still asleep. That doesn't look like English to me

[brazen basalt]

it's a very old joke/reference.

boomer-grade, nearly

[jovial marsh]

lold

[misty spindle]

Ha

[lethal galleon]

For that we would need to head into the intros Sacheverell

[jovial marsh]

the oldest meme i can think off might be duckroll

[brazen basalt]

Pretend for a second that I'm too lazy to do that.

[jovial marsh]

or pools closed

[brazen basalt]

tldr version?

[jovial marsh]

thats 2008 or so memes

[brazen basalt]

pool's closed was funny, idc what anyone says

06, i believe

[bronze anchor]

there used to be a channel where you could introduce yourself to the community in this discord

[jovial marsh]

they literally closed some pools irl. i freaking lold hard

[nocturne zenith]

Oh

[jovial marsh]

mad lads

[brazen basalt]

same outfits and everything

top kek

[pallid niche]

the gold era was the beginning, when intros were meaningful and people put thought into it, but then the format nation attacked and everyone started using a tinder format for intros, which made them boring and uncharasteristic. great keyboard warriors tried to save it, we used tactics such as bullying and forged intros, untill the VRPill reaction incident, that got reactions removed from intros, and that started the real downfall of intros, format nation has claimed full territory and then it has vanished

[lethal galleon]

Some warriors fought to the last minute trying to reclaim what once was theirs, or die trying

[pallid niche]

we want the gold era back, and this time we wont lose to the formats

[jovial marsh]

yo ho yo ho

[lethal galleon]

A never ending battle between 2 factions, and one of which does not even know that they are fighting

[pallid niche]

still no response from sache

he cares little for our history

[lethal galleon]

He is overwhelmed

[pallid niche]

[lethal galleon]

Give him some time

[bronze anchor]

he is writing it in his book
Trying to sell our stories >:C

[jovial marsh]

true degeneracy - tales from the vrc community

[pallid niche]

dont you shun our lore

[jovial marsh]

[slow wind]

@-@ telephpne calls are no longer covered and I bet psych isn't available at 3 pm. Dammit.

[pallid niche]

this isnt vrc legends, this is proper history

[jovial marsh]

you could basically rewrite lord of the rings with vrc individualities and lingo. one shader to rule them all and crash them.

[pallid niche]

[jovial marsh]

yes, it would be cringe

as the whole collective

dont you fucking disagree

[lusty spruce]

no u

[pallid niche]

the intros has actual history tho

none of it is made up

it actually happened

[lethal galleon]

Man, people not believing the history

[pallid niche]

this is what we fought for, risked our chatting privileges, and this is how we get treated

[nocturne zenith]

[brazen basalt]

i have things im doing too, ffffffffff

[bronze anchor]

Mr all i can do is lay in bed

[brazen basalt]

yea i still have a keyboard, smartass 😛

[sick bloom]

Finally free

And tomorrow I get to do it all over again wooooo

[brazen basalt]

right so anyway - interesting history, will poke around a bit about it.

...the channel, not the history

do not poke the history

[sick bloom]

What history

I will poke it

[brazen basalt]

intros.

[sick bloom]

Very cool

Never posted in it but I remember it was a channel right

Bus gone

Oh nevermind

[pallid niche]

what do you mean poke about it?

[brazen basalt]

you asked me to ask, so im asking

[pallid niche]

[brazen basalt]

i assume youre being serious and not trolling me

if ur trolling me

im just gonna rename this channel to will-never-be-intros

[pallid niche]

you better sweet talk vrpill

[bronze anchor]

Nah it would legit be fun to have intro's again. Might wanna make it so chatmods can lock it though during 'busy' hours

[devout cedar]

Hideki Kamiya is the dude behind games like Devil May Cry, Viewtiful Joe, Okami, and Bayonetta.
I brought him up since he is famous on Twitter for having a large blocklist, and I wonder if Ghosto is going to challenge those numbers

Kamiya's blocklist is in the thousands to ten-thousands range

[brazen basalt]

would having a bigger block list than follower list basically be like self-ratioing

[pallid niche]

give me intros ambassador role, ill single handedly assure of the quality

[devout cedar]

Majority of the blocks are due to people messaging him in English

[brazen basalt]

huh.

thats...
...huh.

[devout cedar]

and gushing over the games he's made

[brazen basalt]

So...he only wants to hear from locals that hate him? XD

[brazen basalt]

Well that or he just wants twitter to be for stuff like industry connections and such, some ppl do that

oooooh

XD okay thats actually pretty funny

[abstract stag]

@misty spindle i found that free tvs video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9EdgxZBgI8

[brazen basalt]

what the

[jovial marsh]

[hallow tree]

step on me Pea

[pallid niche]

[brazen basalt]

lega

pls

why are u like dis

[hallow tree]

i be wholesome

[bronze anchor]

Lega just has back pain and wants pea to do some whack chiropractic stuff

[brazen basalt]

pressing x due to doubt

[lusty spruce]

exactly this

[hallow tree]

i came back from riding a bike

i need muscle stretching

[jovial marsh]

ah... i c what you did there

totally know which muscles you talking about

[hallow tree]

the back ones goddammit you lewd people

[lusty spruce]

the back muscles you sponge

[hallow tree]

like the friggin spine and stuff

[jovial marsh]

obviously xd duuuh

[lusty spruce]

do you want to use your wheelchair again 51 xd

[jovial marsh]

i wont be able to step on you in fbt anymore if you break my legs

rethink pls

[lusty spruce]

Svel is into that not me

[hallow tree]

Pea massage me

i am wearing clothes this time.

[lusty spruce]

what have I become

[hallow tree]

my patpatslave

[bronze anchor]

Gotta work off that debt

[hallow tree]

gotta date Oclac next

[jovial marsh]

i think pedro privated the wheelchair avatar

gotta remake it for myself. oof

[lusty spruce]

why I'm bullied by two 30yo peeps

[sick bloom]

imagine

[hallow tree]

imagine being bullied

[jovial marsh]

maybe you deserved it you cute femboy

[sick bloom]

cringe

[bronze anchor]

You calling me a 30yo?

[jovial marsh]

cat maid cosplay pics when @lusty spruce

[hallow tree]

that's su-Pea cool

[lusty spruce]

not you! 51 and Lega are more peristent

[bronze anchor]

Ohh good

Was about to yell at you for calling me old when im not

[lusty spruce]

you are like my age

[brazen basalt]

no booli

[lusty spruce]

at least you are closer to my age than them

[sick bloom]

yes booli

do I call work and take off tomorrow

[lusty spruce]

then you will be poor

I mean you will be nontheless

[sick bloom]

Exactly

It's like, 18 euro's I'll lose

[lethal galleon]

Aight, done restarting

[lusty spruce]

you can flex your height but I can flex my wealth

[sick bloom]

you cant even buy things from the top shelf little man

[bronze anchor]

And i can do both

[lusty spruce]

I'm rich enough to not visit stoopid store and just get my stuff right to my door

[sick bloom]

weak

[lusty spruce]

try to haul stuff using stinky bus

[lethal galleon]

Uh oh stinky

[brazen basalt]

but what if u own the stinky bus

[lusty spruce]

we are talking about Donra

[lethal galleon]

And just how stinky are we talking?

[brazen basalt]

it might be one of those old-school buses

with no wheels

or windows

or seats or frame, or

[jovial marsh]

smelly svelly stinky.

[lethal galleon]

Oh man, thats no good

[jovial marsh]

thats like 8 out of 10 stinks

[brazen basalt]

k gonna go lie down for a bit

miss u guys already

[lusty spruce]

weren't you supposed to lie all the time?

[brazen basalt]

rest, yes

[jovial marsh]

take care and heal up fast m9

[nocturne zenith]

Ha, gottem

[bronze anchor]

We miss you too already sach

[lusty spruce]

see ya soon!

[bronze anchor]

Dont have another organ burst or some whack shit

[lethal galleon]

Aight, we will talk more about the intros channel when you return

[brazen basalt]

thatd be my luck lmao

[sick bloom]

bicycle

[jovial marsh]

yikes

[sick bloom]

I am dutch peapea thats how you do stuff here

[lusty spruce]

I can see you dragging a dishwasher behind your bicycle

[jovial marsh]

pea u got free nitro?

from the bad company?

[slow wind]

2hen you get in the car and its hot as hell

[lusty spruce]

nope

[jovial marsh]

dont get in the car then. simple

[jovial marsh]

y?

[lusty spruce]

because I have nitro already

[jovial marsh]

boost this server for feeling of elitism and brownie points

[slow wind]

I have to get in the car

[jovial marsh]

dont go in the car

[slow wind]

Help

I'm not walking home.its 80 degrees

[lusty spruce]

Audi A6 had solar panel on the roof window that turned on ac when the car was in the sun

[jovial marsh]

its still better than getting in the car right?

[slow wind]

No

[lusty spruce]

pretty freaking smart if you ask me

[slow wind]

The car eventually cooler down

[jovial marsh]

then get in the car and stop moaning

jeeeeeez....

[slow wind]

You're mean

[lusty spruce]

just get in, turn it on and turn on the ac

[jovial marsh]

i know

[slow wind]

I did pea

[jovial marsh]

just run home

[slow wind]

Fuck m9

No*

[lusty spruce]

oh ac works way better when the car is actually moving since ac compressor is connected to the engine

the higher rpm the better it will cool you

[jovial marsh]

[slow wind]

Salmon

[lusty spruce]

neeerd talk I know

I just like cars

[fiery meadow]

not a svel

[slow wind]

Gweisssssss

[sick bloom]

Delivery costs are free for that stuff

[bronze anchor]

Thats why you just revv it before driving to get it going and once it starts blowing cold air close the doors and go

[slow wind]

Revving is so baaaad

[lusty spruce]

not if you do it properly

[fiery meadow]

[slow wind]

Awwww

[lusty spruce]

don't go to the rev limit, keep it at like 2,5 k

[slow wind]

Now I'm thinking about my dead scion

Poor scion

[fiery meadow]

if i wanna cool my car, i just

open my windows

[slow wind]

I'm sorry scion bb. If I had known 3 RPM was abnormal I would've been able to help sooner.

[fiery meadow]

warming up your car is a bit more difficult

[sick bloom]

oh fuck the fish store is looking for people, the fish store I did a thing at once already

[lusty spruce]

or you get that fancy a6 for less than $1k with solar panel and the car keeps itself cool

[fiery meadow]

but youre probably in winter clothing then anyway

[slow wind]

I have heated seats. High burns your ass. It's cool.

[lusty spruce]

heated seats are a blessing

[fiery meadow]

i have a car.

it drives

and looks good

[lusty spruce]

which iiis?

[fiery meadow]

118i

[lusty spruce]

ah yeah I remember now

[slow wind]

Wtf

I'm robbing your car gweiss

[fiery meadow]

no

[sick bloom]

Oh 4 cyl BMW yucky

Isn't it fwd as well

[lusty spruce]

bmw? never

[slow wind]

I'm definitely robbing you

[lusty spruce]

I don't think bmw ever made fwd car to begin with

[slow wind]

You have
$$$

[sick bloom]

The 1 series is fwd

The new ones do for sure

[fiery meadow]

i do not

think so

[slow wind]

Did you spend it all on thr car from.q018

[sick bloom]

Oh think god it's rwd

[fiery meadow]

uh what

[sick bloom]

Thank*

[fiery meadow]

no i did not spend all my money on my first ever car

[slow wind]

I like 4wd

[fiery meadow]

awd

yes

[slow wind]

Awd is OK too but no options

[lusty spruce]

there is a difference between 4wd and awd

[slow wind]

Pea knows his stuff

[fiery meadow]

oh really

im not a car person

i wouldnt know

[slow wind]

4wd let's you do 2wd

[sick bloom]

2021 bmw 1 series is fwd

[slow wind]

Awd must always do 4

[lusty spruce]

yes

4wd has a switch between only rear or all. awd keeps them all powered all the time

[fiery meadow]

the newer 1 series look ew

[slow wind]

Mine was front or sll

I think

[fiery meadow]

my dads car is usually rear

but can use all 4

Its a hilux

[lusty spruce]

then it's 4wd

hilux looks nice

and it's a toyota so it's reliable af

my friend let me drive his toyota aygo. It's so small the impact zone ends 2 meters behind it

hilux would just go through it like knife through butter

but it's an amazing city car

[jovial marsh]

[slow wind]

I know how some companies work now. If you call the wrong department or place they will just ignore your call and never call you back even if you're angry on the voicemail

[jovial marsh]

wake me up with a ping when carsexual talk is over.

[lusty spruce]

shoo 51 you probably have a passat

[jovial marsh]

i dont have a driving license

[slow wind]

I mean I'm not a car person and this is just practical useful information to know

[lusty spruce]

h o w

[wise falcon]

when WHAT talk is over??

[jovial marsh]

cars are 4 wheels that magically go vroom. i dont understand

[fiery meadow]

basically

you piss black expensive water in it

and it goes vroom

[wise falcon]

alright so basically you give the car the funny juice that causes fires and it goes vroom

[lusty spruce]

they can get you to any place at any time

[wise falcon]

with some new cars you charge them

with electricity

[bronze anchor]

Dont forget the magic black piss exploding part
Really important

[lusty spruce]

those are stinky

[jovial marsh]

[fiery meadow]

except the thunder cars, you just plug them into the wall and piss on the owner

[jovial marsh]

lot of piss talk today

[wise falcon]

piss

[fiery meadow]

[wise falcon]

what on earth

[sick bloom]

alright time to apply for the fish pet store

[slow wind]

Want to know a secret? I think I broke my 1st car when I drove over a curb but the consequences were just drawn out until it died

Don't tell my mother

[jovial marsh]

dangerous driver

[wise falcon]

when the

[slow wind]

Walmart had a curb in a weird place

[jovial marsh]

no they don't

isnt it a crime?

[wise falcon]

broken car? just unbreak your car!

[jovial marsh]

you are supposed to look at the road

to drive over midgets?

i think its a crime everywhere. is it normal in us?

[slow wind]

I did but it still had a curve in a weird place it was a parking lot not a road and the curve was there for no reason. To be honest I should Sue

[wise falcon]

as an american citizen
we have some of the worst drivers

[jovial marsh]

american moment

i saw the break check compilations on yt

oh fucking boy...

[slow wind]

YouTube would make you think Russia has the worst drivers but they just have the most dashkins

[jovial marsh]

dashcams

[wise falcon]

shoutouts to that one time a guy tried brake checking a semi

[bronze anchor]

Well its also kinda unfair to american, you guys literally need a car to do anything
Meanwhile most of the world just uses cars to more around

[wise falcon]

collective two braincells were in that mans head

[bronze anchor]

Imagine being forced to drive to someone in the same town as there aint proper sidewalks KEKW

[wise falcon]

pain tm

[bronze anchor]

Meanwhile euro's over here making full car free zones within cities
America just be adding another highway road

[wise falcon]

gotta have all of the highways

[slow wind]

I hate how they're forcing bicycles to ride in the road. Don't even tell me that that safer than bicycles and pedestrians being together

You're so stupid. You don't need a licence for a bicycle and you could be like 12 or 14 but you have to get in the road like what

[wise falcon]

collective 2 braincells, maybe 3
went into our roads

[jovial marsh]

that's rude

[wise falcon]

practically weightless bike and a car that weighs several tons on the same road

ok

[slow wind]

I said that's so stupid. The phone captions failed

[wise falcon]

when the speech to text

[slow wind]

I want to ride a bike but I'm anxious about being told to get in the street

I don't wanna be that bike that has everyone going 10 mph and I don't wanna behit

[wise falcon]

there's some places in america that have dedicated paths to bikes and bikes only
but sadly there isnt that many

[pallid niche]

nobody actually cares about this rule and rides wherever they want, its never enforced

[jovial marsh]

it is enforced in uk

at least in england

trust me

not in poland. nobody gives 2 fucks

[wise falcon]

road is road

[pallid niche]

i suppose it would be enforced in busy cities, but elsewhere it really doesnt matter

[jovial marsh]

tfw i learned only how to ride a bicycle when i was in england

cause i had to travel everyday to and from work in another city

[slow wind]

Aw. I bet they miss you in England.

[jovial marsh]

so i was speedrunning learning how to ride a bike. at the age of 19

[slow wind]

Wow a long time ago

[wise falcon]

bike% learning speedrun

[bronze anchor]

Imagine not having a chad bicycle infrastructure like in the Netherlands

[pallid niche]

using any vehicle without a roof in uk
did you have fun being wet? :YaoLUL:

[bronze anchor]

I can literally get to every town in the NL with just a bike

without having to drive over like some whack highways or shit

[jovial marsh]

several pedestrians hit later and wals crashed at i managed to learn within few days properly

[wise falcon]

riding bike crashing% speedrun

[sick bloom]

it'll just take a while but yes

[slow wind]

How big is it? Is it the size of new York lol

Some countries are very small

[bronze anchor]

Netherlands

[slow wind]

Yeah I'm asking how big it is

[bronze anchor]

Take like florida size ish

[pallid niche]

ow yeah, oclac, youre about to play against austria in football

[slow wind]

Hm. Not sure how hard it is to get around I Florida with just a bike.

[bronze anchor]

that place

[slow wind]

Why was I born here omg.

[jovial marsh]

football

[bronze anchor]

Eh, i got like 0 hope for the dutch team with how it currently is.

[wise falcon]

florida is early access gta

[slow wind]

People will tell you you chose to be born where you are, that's bullshit

[wise falcon]

90% of wacky articles start with "florida man"

[jovial marsh]

florida man is the antagonist

[slow wind]

Who is the victim?

[pallid niche]

they've been winning so far wym

[jovial marsh]

society

[bronze anchor]

All of the world

[wise falcon]

florida man vs nevada man
who wins

[slow wind]

"Florida man murders woman in denmark"

[wise falcon]

wait. a third contestant.
california man?!

[jovial marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-graceful-feeling-it-joaquin-phoenix-joker-gif-14962050

[slow wind]

"Florida man spotted in South Korea"

[bronze anchor]

With an stupidly easy draw
We left some super great players behind for more big names but worse ones.
Our coach is an uther joke and i question if he even knows the games rules

[pallid niche]

lmoa

[bronze anchor]

We will get out of the group stage and lose

[jovial marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-itsa-latiospoon-hank-tricky-gif-21423933

the icon of sin

[wise falcon]

did you know t hat madness combat was so popular that they made nevada a real place /s

[slow wind]

Florida man is one of the 4 horseme

[lusty spruce]

what about Cleveland or Detroit?

[wise falcon]

they also made ! signs real

[slow wind]

Pea why are you bringing us into this?

[wise falcon]

a battered body is denied death

in order to grant it
en masse

[jovial marsh]

fuck yea

[wise falcon]

i think hank was more pissed off in antipathy then any other episode
i mean dude literally just got revived why wouldnt he be pissed

[sick bloom]

ah yes the repair service emailed me "Yeah its taking longer then expected so we're gonna break what was promised and if we dont fix it in another week extra you get money back"

[jovial marsh]

it would be amazing to make a hank cosplay

[wise falcon]

i kinda wanna do that

[slow wind]

What my gf is wearing

[wise falcon]

i wanna see 2b in 9.5 part 2 or madness 12

[sick bloom]

imagine

[jovial marsh]

i would have to spend a ton of money on a coat like that

and some airsoft guns

[fallow tree]

haii

[jovial marsh]

👁️

that you smb?

[sick bloom]

very cool name svel

[slow wind]

That looks nothing like me

[wise falcon]

can hank see red
probably cant because of his red goggles

just paint the aahw agents red

[slow wind]

It's my gf like I said

[jovial marsh]

best name

[jovial marsh]

thanks, can't say the same for you

[slow wind]

I wouldn't wear a shirt with clowntowns name on it lol

[jovial marsh]

when reveal pic smb?

[slow wind]

I've already posted those... guess you didn't see

If I asked someone when reveal pic Pea would get on my ass for being a creep 🙄🙄🙄

I should fight him.

[sick bloom]

shut up

[wise falcon]

whens the boxing match

[pallid niche]

🤼‍♀️

[slow wind]

I would win in a fight against Pea I swear to goddess

[jovial marsh]

@sick bloom

[pallid niche]

@jovial marsh

[sick bloom]

shut up little baby man

[jovial marsh]

pea is a skinny smol femboy

[jovial marsh]

no you wouldn't lmao

[sick bloom]

take your ping like a man mountain german

[slow wind]

He's not skinny

[jovial marsh]

obviously you would win

@pallid niche

[slow wind]

Yes I would WTF

[pallid niche]

@pallid niche

[jovial marsh]

no way in hell

[slow wind]

Well now it has to happen. We have to fight Pea.

[jovial marsh]

he'll fold you

[slow wind]

Yes tf I would

[jovial marsh]

he is skinnyish

[sick bloom]

smb peapea will beat your bum

[slow wind]

Pea isn't skinny you're on Crack. If he's skinny I'm not fat.

[fallow tree]

im bored

[slow wind]

I would beat pea in a fight I swearrrrr

[jovial marsh]

go for it

[slow wind]

I don't have money to fly to Poland to beat his arse

[jovial marsh]

no you wouldn't I can guarantee you that

[slow wind]

But ifidid!!!

[jovial marsh]

get him to you

[slow wind]

Wtf svel I will fight you too

[jovial marsh]

I know for a fact you would lose

against me too

finally a fight i would love to see

[slow wind]

Wtf

Bet. OK. Bet. I'll fight you.

[jovial marsh]

svel would turn super racist saiyan

[wise falcon]

im grabbing my several buckets of popcorn

[jovial marsh]

and unleash all hell

[pallid niche]

send the "women" vid svel

[jovial marsh]

[slow wind]

His racism can't help in a fight

[jovial marsh]

bold of you to assume that it isnt my permanent state

[slow wind]

Ugh if I had the money to fight you rn

[wise falcon]

best video ever

[pallid niche]

there you go

[fiery meadow]

i doubt you could overpower svel in an actual fistfight

[pallid niche]

thats me and svel in that video

[fiery meadow]

no offence

[slow wind]

An actual fist fight as opposed to a fake fight?...

[jovial marsh]

bruh I would fold you into a ball and dribble you for a while before slam dunking you into a bin

[wise falcon]

yes
fists

[slow wind]

Gweiss. Do you think you would win in a fight? Cos you wouldn't.

[sick bloom]

Applied at le fish store, hopefully finally gonna get a real job thats not big corpo ass hat shit

[slow wind]

Either way I win because I'm into being assaulted but I swear I would fucking win against all of you

[fiery meadow]

what

[slow wind]

Now I wanna watch boy girl fight compilations.

[jovial marsh]

thats what im after. true gender equality

[jovial marsh]

usually girls get absolutely rolled

because, you know, women.

[slow wind]

Whatever mannnn

[wise falcon]

i would probably just be sitting several feet away just watching

[jovial marsh]

beat whoever you want

[slow wind]

51 I'll fight you too

[jovial marsh]

lets go

[slow wind]

Kay. Bet. When I have the money.

[fiery meadow]

i think i would be on even footing fighting svel, at the very least

[bronze anchor]

Hey wanna know a fun american fact chat

[slow wind]

Gweiss you're like 19?...

[jovial marsh]

🤜 🗯️

[bronze anchor]

They just scrubbed away 3Billion student debt. Also knows as 0.17% of all student debt

[wise falcon]

welcome to my resturant
portion sizes are
*small
*medium
*large
*american

[slow wind]

How would you be on even footing

[jovial marsh]

dunno man
i'm short

[slow wind]

I wanna fight svel so bad 😭

[pallid niche]

you have the mass advantage svel

[fiery meadow]

yeah

[pallid niche]

[slow wind]

He talked mad shit

[fiery meadow]

i was about to say

[jovial marsh]

true

[slow wind]

Does Pea know I'm fighting him?

[fiery meadow]

at least i can take comfort knowing i would tie smb to a tree upside down in a fight

[slow wind]

??? No

[lusty spruce]

sorry for spoilers but women loose majority if not all the time

[wise falcon]

oculus just tweeted
skimming through i read "air link for the og quest"
am i having a stroke

[slow wind]

Pea I will fight you

[lusty spruce]

fite me

[slow wind]

Not a spoiler

Ok.

No knives and no face shots though

And no guns

[pallid niche]

you sure are talking a lot of shit for someone in blocking distance

[slow wind]

If you mean me I blocked you already go ahead..?

[wise falcon]

vrchat users when they get into an argument irl and they cant block or mute the other person

[slow wind]

Lmao

[fiery meadow]

ghosto tell me

[pallid niche]

youre responding to someone you blocked

[fiery meadow]

how tf did you get the vrc twitter to follow u

[slow wind]

What's it to you? I look at your messages sometimes. Impulse control fails.

[wise falcon]

theyre just too cool

[pallid niche]

i contributed to the times square map

[fiery meadow]

shit

[slow wind]

The vrc Twitter follows him? :( I don't get that

[pallid niche]

2 years in a row

[wise falcon]

hes just too cool

[bronze anchor]

Nah ghosto did enterprise planning with some of the team back in the day

[fiery meadow]

why dont they follow me i sent them meme

[bronze anchor]

Make like some excel sheets for them

[slow wind]

But he sucks

Excel sheets??? Oo about what

[pallid niche]

you mad?

[fiery meadow]

yes

[devout cedar]

I try to, man. I try to

But I suck at jump cancel attacks

[fiery meadow]

smb would inevitably end up passing out from a choke-hold in any fight anyway

[wise falcon]

gone
never to be seen again

[jovial marsh]

i wish

[slow wind]

Why do you think that?

[pallid niche]

i dont get what ive done that got me blocked but not svel

[slow wind]

Sounds good though

[jovial marsh]

the difference between banter and actually toxic

[fiery meadow]

you didnt say that was banned

[jovial marsh]

the line is thin

[slow wind]

Who banned what?

[fiery meadow]

svel if youre saying youre just bantering

then youre the CEO of that thin line

[devout cedar]

The Hell Prides on very hard do 1500 HP of damage and if that's a way of training me to learn no damage strats before Dante Must Die.. they're doing it right

[slow wind]

Svel has earned like 1000 ass kicking from me.

[fiery meadow]

you made a list of what was banned in fights

[pallid niche]

youre literally the ceo of racism svel, youre not better than me

[slow wind]

Ahh. I could just evade your dumb choke hold

[fiery meadow]

uh

really curious to see you try

[slow wind]

Bet.

[devout cedar]

How to solve the fight easy: gun

[slow wind]

Nooooooo

Guns are for pussies

[jovial marsh]

I can't believe you would inflict such a low blow to me

I thought you were reformed and better than that

[devout cedar]

Guns make up for lackluster physical stats/training

[pallid niche]

youre gonna deny such a powerful tittle?

[bronze anchor]

Its actual a civil service to bully you svel.

[jovial marsh]

I am the ceo of racism, homophobia and transphobia
thank you very much.

[slow wind]

When I click on blocked messagw it takes me to another server. What the fuk.

[bronze anchor]

So ghosto is still fully reformed, just doing community work

[pallid niche]

oh right, my bad

[slow wind]

Yeah svel is a pretty bad person but he's based around here for some reason. I think it's witch craft.

[nocturne zenith]

Fuckin femboy

[jovial marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gypsy-fatty-gypsy-problem-chad-giga-chad-gif-20807177

[bronze anchor]

Wait svel taps femboys?

[pallid niche]

he is one

[nocturne zenith]

Svel is a femboi

[bronze anchor]

[pallid niche]

^

[devout cedar]

Is Svel going to be banned from VRC Discord again

[bronze anchor]

What did i miss then in the few minutes i was gone

[nocturne zenith]

He's actually a level beyond a femboy, a femboi

[pallid niche]

nothing, he always was a femboi

[bronze anchor]

Ah oke, noted.

[sick bloom]

svel is a bottom

[bronze anchor]

thats known info

[jovial marsh]

I was never banned

[slow wind]

Bad people who are bottoms are the most toxic!

[bronze anchor]

There was never a ban in VRchat discord

[fiery meadow]

svel is my bottom

[nocturne zenith]

Svel just keeps getting kicked, because he likes feet

[bronze anchor]

Might wanna get that checked out at a doctor then

[jovial marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/563383174508576779/818622173517840444/1614016105485.gif

[fiery meadow]

i yoinked the hottest femboy of them all

[bronze anchor]

How the fuck can you post that shit so fast

[wise falcon]

i'm happy i don't have gif autoplay on.

[jovial marsh]

[lusty spruce]

but I have a question though. What you want to achieve by that fight

[slow wind]

It's just a foot

[slow wind]

Kicking your ass?

[jovial marsh]

but you can't kick pea's ass

[slow wind]

Yes I can

[jovial marsh]

no u can't

he is a dude and you are a woman

[lusty spruce]

but like why?

[slow wind]

Women have kicked men's asses

[bronze anchor]

Pea is the type to pull a switchblade in a fist fight once they start losing

So double no winning

[slow wind]

Why? You need to scroll way up

[jovial marsh]

he'll spread you on the curb like peanut butter

[slow wind]

Ouch no he won't

[jovial marsh]

Jigoku still has alot of meat to move so its gon be hard for polish man

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-god-omfg-wow-gif-4172052

[slow wind]

Fuck you lol

[lusty spruce]

like I can have opinion on you and you can have opinion on me. You are more than free to bab me everytime I do something you don't like

[bronze anchor]

[slow wind]

I want to kick your ass this time though.

[pallid niche]

she does have the weight advantage, its true

[slow wind]

I think you need your ass kicked.

[bronze anchor]

Just run circles then

[slow wind]

Pea how much do you weigh? Do I weigh more?

[pallid niche]

shell fall apart by lap 3

[lusty spruce]

175cm and 75kg

[bronze anchor]

[fiery meadow]

didnt know pea was short

[bronze anchor]

Smol pea

[lusty spruce]

sadly I am

[bronze anchor]

Wait, anyone here taller then 180cm

[fiery meadow]

svel can we do this to oclac

[bronze anchor]

Fairly sure im taller and stronger then you

[pallid niche]

[slow wind]

I'm a pound more than you pea

Dammit

[fiery meadow]

fairly sure youre a lil bitch

[lusty spruce]

so weight wise we are more or less even

[slow wind]

166.6 lbs

[fiery meadow]

oclac send nudes to confirm that youre stronger and taller

[bronze anchor]

No

[fiery meadow]

[bronze anchor]

Svel has seen my photo, thats enough

[pallid niche]

body check

[slow wind]

Svel can tell us if he's tall

[pallid niche]

hes a femboi so no

[fiery meadow]

im 183, oclac is from the land of the tall so its unfair

[bronze anchor]

Damn, gweiss being 3cm taller then me
Guess il just have to wear work boots to get taller

[slow wind]

You're 6 foot?

(Gweiss)

[bronze anchor]

Wait ghosto you have seen my face too right

Fairly sure you have

[slow wind]

You let GHOSTO see your face??? Wtf

[jovial marsh]

i'm a midget so i would be in the middle

[nocturne zenith]

Just wear stilletos

[jovial marsh]

i'm shorter than pea

[bronze anchor]

@nocturne zenith I got style, so no thanks.

[slow wind]

Have any of you seen a real femboy?

[bronze anchor]

So your saying svel would be in the middle of that photo

[pallid niche]

i think you have, but it was years ago so i forgot

[slow wind]

I could have my ex put on my dress.

[jovial marsh]

im the shortest of them all

[bronze anchor]

Just remember a uther chad and you got me ghosto

[jovial marsh]

but I am the youngest of them all

[pallid niche]

i see myself if i do that

[lusty spruce]

well you know friends don't mind sharing pics of them

[slow wind]

He's 5 foot 6, skinny and willing to wear dresses. And people thought he was gay before he dated me.

Idk why he would be friends with ghost though

[lusty spruce]

wdym Ghosto is a nice person

[bronze anchor]

Ghosto does nice services

[slow wind]

...

[jovial marsh]

agree

[pallid niche]

im the nicest one of the dead

[jovial marsh]

ghosto is nice ?
hmmm

[slow wind]

^^^^^^

[jovial marsh]

mayhaps

[bronze anchor]

Ghosto is also a chiropractor

[pallid niche]

a what?

[slow wind]

I can't tell if I could win in a fight with ghosto but I am afraid of chiropractors

[bronze anchor]

Oh shit i forgot english boy doesnt get english

ghosto would body you for sure

One hit KO

[pallid niche]

im not english

[slow wind]

@-@ why are you sure

[fiery meadow]

yes

[bronze anchor]

As i said ghosto, you are now.

[fiery meadow]

wait im taller

[slow wind]

What?

[fiery meadow]

oclac still probably weighs more

[bronze anchor]

Wait how much did ya weight

[fiery meadow]

fuk u

[devout cedar]

https://youtu.be/twMDxz6QsSM

[slow wind]

Yeah you sound skinny asf Gweiss

[fiery meadow]

sound?

[bronze anchor]

Im like fairly skinny, super low fat

[slow wind]

Yeah

Yall are both twigs then?

[jovial marsh]

I think gweiss mentioned being skinny before

[fiery meadow]

I am ~60kg

[bronze anchor]

Lmao

Literal twig boi

[slow wind]

What the fuck

[bronze anchor]

If you jump when the wind blows hard you will fly away

[fiery meadow]

i am very physically active though, i wouldnt call myself a twig

[devout cedar]

Damn.. SMB is healthier than me

[slow wind]

I think you're underweight

[fiery meadow]

by bmi, im not

[slow wind]

Gweiss your organs need fat

[bronze anchor]

Im 180 at 70Kg
Low fat % too

[fiery meadow]

??

[slow wind]

You're 132 lbs and 6 foot

[fiery meadow]

i am more than fine

[jovial marsh]

CHUG cornstarch

[vale niche]

~~ bruh I weigh almost double than gweiss ~~

[pallid niche]

гetard units

[jovial marsh]

its a really great way to put on fat quick

[slow wind]

You are underweight by BMI

17.9 BMI

[bronze anchor]

Hey gweiss did you know you weight around 420 banana's

[wise falcon]

i am short ™️

[jovial marsh]

how did you do that

[bronze anchor]

BMI is a shit measuring unit anyway if you sport more then twice a week

[jovial marsh]

my bmi is less but it expects americans to be so fattt

[bronze anchor]

Not reformed spook

[jovial marsh]

not a shit post channel

[wise falcon]

detroit: become human

[slow wind]

Sure if you are worried about overweight. Cos it could be muscle. When someone is underweight and has more muscle that just means they have even less fat

[lusty spruce]

while I am 75kg I'm on the higher side of fat % but I'm actively working on reducing it

[jovial marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849159848443904020/850197678813610034/image0.gif

[bronze anchor]

Ok

[fiery meadow]

I am around 60kg, i fluctuate up and down

[slow wind]

? How does what I said not make sense oclac

[pallid niche]

im reformed on the inside, but on the outside ive become worse

[bronze anchor]

Literally most extremely fit people wont be in there expected BMI scale jigoku

Only body builders are, but those indeed over go over to overweight

[timber grove]

😂

[slow wind]

I think you're missing my point

[bronze anchor]

Track runners wont be anywhere high up the BMI at all

[slow wind]

If he's more muscular then he just has even less fat

[devout cedar]

116 kg at 185 cm

[slow wind]

He needs more fat immediately

[bronze anchor]

Lmao no

[slow wind]

Needs a fat syringe

[bronze anchor]

Howly shit i forgot how mentally impaired you are when it comes to health

[slow wind]

Yeah people who are underweight and fit have less body fat % than people who are underweight and... not fit

[bronze anchor]

Not evne gonna go further into this

[devout cedar]

I need to lose a lot

[slow wind]

How is this not adding up?

[bronze anchor]

My degree doesnt care responding anymore

[jovial marsh]

concentrated cornstarch water

[slow wind]

Your degree in what?

[fiery meadow]

I wouldnt call myself overly ripped but i am muscular for being in a semi-pro volleyball league for over a year

[jovial marsh]

Excuse me fellow homo sapien, the following posts does not contrast the content that this channel is supposed to uphold. It is with great displeasure that I must inform you, that this is in fact not a specific channel on discord in which users upload and share videos and or images that do not uphold any continuity and or reasonable coherence to the discussions above.

[pallid niche]

american moment

[slow wind]

Pretty sure if you looked it up it would say what I'm saying

[devout cedar]

and get rid of this Dr. Pepper/Root beer belly

[fiery meadow]

thats a banger copypasta where tf did you get that

[jovial marsh]

stop fighting on the internet

its dumb

[slow wind]

Gweiss what's your body fat %

[jovial marsh]

5%

[devout cedar]

Yeah. Fight in Minecraft

[jovial marsh]

I just made it up cause I always see, "This is not a shitpost channel"

[slow wind]

Oh God 5 would be interesting

[jovial marsh]

probably deathly low for me

[fiery meadow]

fuck do i know

[fiery meadow]

im saving this ty

[jovial marsh]

Lmao

[bronze anchor]

Healthcare engineer, literally spend 4 years learning nothing but things about the human body, mental illnesses and technical jank

[jovial marsh]

how do i get a smaller dick ? mine is too gigantic

[fiery meadow]

oclac look dm im sending nudes

[jovial marsh]

Ooooo

[slow wind]

Then make a claim. Is it the opposite of what I said? Something different? Don't you have some article or page saved already that contradicts what I said?

[bronze anchor]

I seen them

[slow wind]

Whoa

[misty spindle]

Urine

[jovial marsh]

@jovial marsh

[jovial marsh]

lemon juice

[misty spindle]

Piss

[jovial marsh]

Yellow water

piddle

lemonade is just desalinated piss

stay woke

[pallid niche]

[jovial marsh]

No..

It can't be!!

[devout cedar]

Lemonade is water with powder in it

[jovial marsh]

Editing Lemon's notes

Yes

[misty spindle]

[slow wind]

Just trying to look it up, I'm on track so far, idk where I get off track

[jovial marsh]

What we call, "lemonade" is in fact a substance created by the resources which spew from a lemon which derives from specific trees in nature.

[devout cedar]

Lemon still hasn't told me where this comes from
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/505767667341197316/827175621423136838/video-1617284314.mp4

[misty spindle]

How tf am I gonna know?

[bronze anchor]

Fat is just a worse stored version the muscles. Having a proper muscle/fat% is healthy. BMI only cares about weight and not a billion other factors. There is a reason it gets used for the masses but not for people who sport.

[devout cedar]

I want to know the music

[slow wind]

That doesn't contradict anything I said lmao

[bronze anchor]

It literally does

[jovial marsh]

Is the BMI the P.E. test they do?

[bronze anchor]

You claiming that a low BMI means underweight is an utherly stupid take

[slow wind]

What did I say that contradicts that?

[bronze anchor]

As being underweight has jack shit to do with BMI

[devout cedar]

You know everything

[slow wind]

Ok. Well he is underweight for his height :D

(Falsw that it has nothing to do with BMI btw)

[bronze anchor]

If he didnt sport and anything else, then yea maybe, but he does, as he said. So no he aint.

[wise falcon]

cat will be real in

[jovial marsh]

Wait.. are you guys in highschool...?

[pallid niche]

i dont even know whats worse, watching jizzoku argue or people talking about piss

[jovial marsh]

Clown fights

[wise falcon]

cat is now real

[slow wind]

I went into detail, but you won't and you just wave your degree around. So I can't even debate you. You just keep saying "no" without going into any detail

[bronze anchor]

Pisssssssss

Went into detail

[devout cedar]

33.9

[bronze anchor]

Bruh, you honest eat more glue then i do

[jovial marsh]

should i post feet to finish this off ?

[misty spindle]

Fake

[jovial marsh]

YES post feet

Only clean tho

[bronze anchor]

I literally just gave you a tl;dr on the function of BMI.

[pallid niche]

dont

[slow wind]

All you're doing is insulting me. I'm not the one with the degree but somehow I'll have to figure out how to phrase this and search it myself? Whack

[misty spindle]

[pallid niche]

ffs

[slow wind]

What you said about BMI was basically in the screenshot

[jovial marsh]

Yall should kiss

just close your eyes bro

[bronze anchor]

If you want to make takes on this that are wrong yes. Thats how shit works, you learn about it or accept when someone who does know about it corrects you.

[slow wind]

Isaac that's so stupid that's like kindergarten stuff

[jovial marsh]

Kiss damn it

Wait... this isn't kindergarden?

Cameras are rolling

[slow wind]

Using basic math and the fact that muscle weighs more than fat I can't be wrong... you won't even say how I'm wrong...

[pallid niche]

you stupid

[jovial marsh]

you are a woman

[pallid niche]

end of convo

[jovial marsh]

No I'm not!

Uh oh svel dont drop the bomb

[slow wind]

Like I said the BMI thing is relevant when it comes to saying someone isn't actually overweight but that doesn't work here...

[pallid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-13800218

[jovial marsh]

Booty Mass Index

What's -9 + 10?

[slow wind]

19

[jovial marsh]

19
that's basic math

[bronze anchor]

Spend two seconds in google typing 'BMI flawed'

[jovial marsh]

should we ping mod so we kick this kid since he is obviously under 13

Gottem

You stupid

[pallid niche]

rekt

[jovial marsh]

gottem

Eek

[slow wind]

That's EXACTKY what I did and I posted a fucking screenshot Oclac. You're being disrespectful at this point

I literalltPOSTED a screenshot! I'm done

[jovial marsh]

mansplaining