general-media

[jovial marsh]

My folks and I get along well

I'm 26, my dad is 47. We get along really well

It's all good

[sick bloom]

Coincidentally, Im going traveling again to see if I can move out

[jovial marsh]

Ooh okie

[sick bloom]

I'm tired as all hell

[tranquil quarry]

cool

[jovial marsh]

I used to have a real Drum kit, but I had to get rid of it when we moved due to space reasons... Gave it to my younger cousin's, and they destroyed it ;-;

[tranquil quarry]

damn

[jovial marsh]

A lesson in everyone doesn't value the same things you do

[tranquil quarry]

those things are hella expensive

[lusty spruce]

Electronic drums are still loud-ish

[jovial marsh]

They are

[tranquil quarry]

I used to play the drums as a kid, but in the end I quit because I was poor and could never afford a real drumkit

I took lessons for like 2 years I think

[jovial marsh]

The hat and cymbals are loud at least. My drums are mesh so that damps some of the sound

[tranquil quarry]

but yeah where I live now I would get evicted in like 2 days if I were to get some drums

[jovial marsh]

Aww

[tranquil quarry]

sad times

[jovial marsh]

[tranquil quarry]

I do have an electric guitar tho

[jovial marsh]

Ah okie

[sick bloom]

Hmmm yes noise complaints

[jovial marsh]

I have a guitar but never got into learning it

I learned clarinet and drums through school

[lusty spruce]

Same xx

[tranquil quarry]

did you play both at the same time

[jovial marsh]

I started Clarinet for the first year, but switched to drums

We had a drummer, but he left so I filled in

[misty spindle]

Ow.

[lusty spruce]

Lemowon

I was in music school to learn drums

[jovial marsh]

Ooh okie

[lusty spruce]

But I left after 4 years

[jovial marsh]

I should have continued with lessons

[lusty spruce]

Because all I did was playing marimba, xylophone, vibraphone and snare

Never touched drum kit in that 4 years

[jovial marsh]

Ah. So like covering a range of percussion

[lusty spruce]

Yes

[tranquil quarry]

learnedn't

[jovial marsh]

Yeah since I picked up my e-kit, I realized how little control I have with my left hand. So I've been practicing leading with my left. It's hard >~<

[lusty spruce]

Yeah the difficult part of playing drums is doing 4 different things

Sometimes not even in sync

[jovial marsh]

Mhmm

My uncle plays guitar and teases how drums are easy... It's harder than it looks

[fringe briar]

Now that this chat is practically dead, here's an image.

[jovial marsh]

How? You just hit stuff, it's easy

[lusty spruce]

I'll hit you

[jovial marsh]

:(

[lusty spruce]

[jovial marsh]

XD

[sick bloom]

Sun ouchies

[jovial marsh]

not like the drums are the backbone of the band or anything

[sick bloom]

Bus coming soon

Unfriendly bus driver smh, didn't say hello back

[lusty spruce]

https://open.spotify.com/track/22t28uO1vo5zM2yWCgGJGN?si=6zWwlAKmQd24jN3NgJIg3A

Really nice drum line

[jovial marsh]

[sick bloom]

Weeb pea

Also the bus literally drove past me with the front so I got in through the middle part which should be an exit

Maybe they're tired like me

[devout cedar]

Tomorrow is hell again

[sick bloom]

Big f

I gotta travel again tomorrow

[lusty spruce]

I travel rn. 4 hours one way to do 3 hour job

[sick bloom]

I'm waiting on the train now

[devout cedar]

Mission 16 in Devil May Cry 3 was rough to SS rank on Normal.. and Hard difficulty will be no slouch

[sick bloom]

Train gonna be reasonably crowded

I haven't been on a train since forever

Here goes me hopefully remembering to get out one stop before the final destination

The trains a bit drunk but it's fine

It wiggles and doesn't know where it is

[sick bloom]

Made it

Haha the person that's coming to help is stuck in traffic

[lusty spruce]

Using car in the city moment

[sick bloom]

My navigation went wonky but that's it

[plush river]

I just discovered that I can use my v tuber to video call people and they cant see me
but it is still fun cuz they see something neat instead good night

[lusty spruce]

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere

[jovial marsh]

You dumping a body?

[sick bloom]

And done

[lusty spruce]

Middle Poland is just filled with farmlands and literally nothing else

[sick bloom]

Imagine

[hallow tree]

Imagine Poland

Imagine good country

[sick bloom]

Waiting on another train

[hallow tree]

Imagine well paid jobs

[jovial marsh]

Omg it's lega

[sick bloom]

Leg

[hallow tree]

Imagine mondays

[jovial marsh]

I prefer not

[hallow tree]

[sick bloom]

Pain

[jovial marsh]

Bread

[sick bloom]

Tomorrow I gotta do this again but less train then free day then work 2 days

[hallow tree]

Bread on me

[jovial marsh]

I'll spread butter on you
You'll be bread

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

hent hi

[sick bloom]

Me listening to music in the train

[digital marsh]

Gaming

[sick bloom]

The trains engine keeps shutting off or something, it's loud and suddenly it gets quiet

[jovial marsh]

Crazy

[sick bloom]

Truly amazing

Can you tell how bored I am yet

[jovial marsh]

Just do something

[sick bloom]

I'm listening to music that's all I can do

[jovial marsh]

Count the trees outside

[sick bloom]

Nah I've got something to worry about now

I send a headset back but it never arrived and I'm not paying 134 euro for something I don't have

God I'm never trusting my mom to do anything anymore

[jovial marsh]

susususs am

Imagine trusting people

[sick bloom]

I spend too much on lidl bread

Worth it though

[rare spade]

👶

[digital marsh]

me when gaming

[jovial marsh]

Imagine gaming

[bronze anchor]

Gay lizard

[digital marsh]

Do you wanna get beat the fuck up oclac

[bronze anchor]

Only by you 😳

[jovial marsh]

Beat me up too please

[bronze anchor]

Guess we won't get the offer svel

[fiery meadow]

smh

[jovial marsh]

Sadge

[sick bloom]

Finally got money back from the insurance

Took em long enough

[jovial marsh]

Why

[sick bloom]

I changed my insurance to be cheaper before the first payout but they still took the old amount and they went oopsie woopsie that wasn't our plan here's 33 euro back

[bronze anchor]

@digital marsh so are you still gonna beat us up or ?

[digital marsh]

i will beat you both up dont worry

[jovial marsh]

Only 33? That's cheap

[sick bloom]

No that's what I got back

My insurance is 141

[bronze anchor]

Poggies

[sick bloom]

Southerners gay

[bronze anchor]

What you gonna do about it? You can't drive to here so

[sick bloom]

I can cycle there, or use the train

[jovial marsh]

141? That's omega cheap

[sick bloom]

No svel you're just Mountain german

Everythings expensive there

[bronze anchor]

Svel you pay in physical gold coins
Ofxours it's expensive then

[jovial marsh]

I pay 500 for my assurance each month

[sick bloom]

Bruh

[vast snow]

Shoot out from machines emerge room

[nocturne zenith]

I'll assure you for $500/mo svel

You can rest assured

[sick bloom]

He'll probably do it for feet pics

Knowing smelly svelly

[jovial marsh]

Only female ones tho

[sick bloom]

[nocturne zenith]

[jovial marsh]

It's tolerable if u wear long socks

[sick bloom]

Thighs highs

[echo current]

thighs are hot

[sick bloom]

true

[late stirrup]

I wish i could send a meme in here

[jovial marsh]

Can you

[sick bloom]

Illegal, not allowed

[jovial marsh]

You can try

But you will get banned !

[lethal galleon]

Speaking of that, shall bring back something very old

There we go, 2018 all over again

[sick bloom]

huh

[jovial marsh]

Wha

Oh i see
Yoinking my gimmick

[sick bloom]

huh whuh

<@&397642795457970181>

[jovial marsh]

I can't believe you would just lie like that on the internet
That's a really hostile behavior

He gone
He must have been too ashamed

[sick bloom]

when the active chat mods are active

[jovial marsh]

[sick bloom]

really

give the poor mods a break

[hallow tree]

Lie to me bby

[jovial marsh]

I hate you

[hallow tree]

And another one

[sick bloom]

third one

[hallow tree]

Aand dead

[sick bloom]

they've stopped trying dm's and managed to DEVOLVE

ah yes lets use the bot to talk in a PUBLIC channel in a massive discord

[hallow tree]

[sick bloom]

Will we get a fourth one

I have a feeling we will

[hallow tree]

Also that faked steam link was beautiful

[sick bloom]

didnt even see it

[hallow tree]

Looked funny

[sick bloom]

yeah they cant have the real one so they pull out funny symbols

[jovial marsh]

It's too hot

[sick bloom]

imagine

[lusty spruce]

Hello it me again

[sick bloom]

hello peapea

I ordered a case

[lusty spruce]

Dbrand or generic one?

[sick bloom]

well not some generic one it has a brand

but I dont have enough moneys for dbrand

[jovial marsh]

Pea

[sick bloom]

oh nevermind even though I'm down some money it didnt process

[lusty spruce]

Svel

[sick bloom]

god hearing outsiders trying to say stuff like groningen and friesland is making me laugh

It's so far off its not even the same word anymore

groningen more like groigen to americans

[jovial marsh]

What?

[tiny lintel]

morning all

[lusty spruce]

You said pea!

Thought you want something from mee

[jovial marsh]

Yeah like i could have said corn

!

[vast snow]

Point blank holder from pistol gun

[jovial marsh]

Ok

[sick bloom]

youtuber responded to me after mentioning how funny dutch words sound out of his mouth, very cool dude

nevermind coolness retracted he just answered with k

[lusty spruce]

[sick bloom]

Fucking wows youtubers

[tiny lintel]

rip

[sick bloom]

every comment from dutch people saying how to pronounce stuff this guy mentions a speech disorder, that doesnt matter if youre trying to pronounce words from another language

and he's recording with another person that says it just as badly if not worse

[digital marsh]

@bronze anchor https://open.spotify.com/track/65ES1qwOB577ZnTkizMXJJ?si=f26b7c30bd4b41f6

Ive been stuck on this for fucking weeks now

[fiery meadow]

wasnt it released like 2018

[digital marsh]

yes and recently ive been listening to it agane cause new skrillex was announced then dropped

[fiery meadow]

sept 2017

but it is a hyperbanger

[digital marsh]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3KpWkFQMXb7sph4xWuHQ5m?si=852f25b47bd54623

cause this came out

[bronze anchor]

Ik check it out once home

I'm still being bullied at school by teachers

[jovial marsh]

I'll bully them

Stab them

mmmm

maybe not ||stab|| them

that's a bit

well, yknow

illegal

I'll punt them instead 👍

Only if you have witnesses

👀

that is true

[slow wind]

Teachers? Do you mean professors?

Or are you a grade school kid?

Did a grade school kid get svels pics?

[jovial marsh]

svels pics??

[slow wind]

Svels face

[bronze anchor]

Bruh same shit

[jovial marsh]

oh

[slow wind]

Okay tg

I was gonna be salty asf

[bronze anchor]

If I can tell them they are doing stuff wrong it ain't worth calling them right

[slow wind]

Lol

[bronze anchor]

You don't measure your circuit at 0ms for data if you got condensators at all :^)

[fiery meadow]

svel is really hot

[jovial marsh]

You never seen me

personality can be hot

[bronze anchor]

Svel looks 100% like there avatar

[lusty spruce]

Svel is a cute uwu egirl

[jovial marsh]

Tg in french is the short version of "ta gueule" which means shut the fuck up

[jovial marsh]

[chrome turtle]

[sick bloom]

how do clean pc

pc dusty, pc hot

[jovial marsh]

Bathtub with a good scrub

[sick bloom]

[slow wind]

Yeah I see svel as his avatar

Smug looking purple skinned purple haired ho

[lusty spruce]

Use air compressor or air in a can

[slow wind]

Take off the keys and then figure out you can never put a few back on again.
Wait that's keyboard

I never learn though

[jovial marsh]

Just learn

[sick bloom]

expensive

its literally air in a can why are people charging 10 euro for it

[jovial marsh]

Just blow really hard on your pc then

[slow wind]

Yeah

[sick bloom]

probably works to a degree

[slow wind]

Bang on your PC a bit like a bang on my laptop. Not too hard or it'll freeze. Trust me.

[lusty spruce]

Use a paint brush

[sick bloom]

I have some brushes

[lusty spruce]

They work wonders

And vacuum cleaner from a distance

[slow wind]

Yeah get your hose attachment and curl your hand around the end and vacuum the dust up

Also good for getting water out of your phone

[sick bloom]

long range succ

[jovial marsh]

Sugma

[slow wind]

I just burped so loud in front of my boss

I'm numb

[jovial marsh]

Bruh

A bit of decency please

<@&397642795457970181> a new one

Man, it's dozens per day now

In public and in dms

[slow wind]

?

If it's scams just DM the mod

I can't see what you are talking about

[sick bloom]

did I miss the fourth one of today

Oh shut up its 1 emote with lots of letters

[slow wind]

What the hell are you seeing that I'm not

[jovial marsh]

Yeah u missed it donra

[lusty spruce]

You report one but 10 new appear

[slow wind]

I just don't get how highlighting mods is better when they say to DM them every time

[jovial marsh]

So annoying

Because the gaylords are spamming every channel with the same shit

[tiny lintel]

mhm

[wind grail]

scambot message that got deleted instantly

pinging mods is better bc it’s faster and something that benefits from immediate action
plus it’s not scamming happening in DMs, it was a message in the open

[sick bloom]

yeah they post in the channels now

[slow wind]

Ok that makes all the difference actually

[jovial marsh]

I just got my vaccine

I cried so much, I'm shaking, now I'm waiting to go home

[tiny lintel]

oof

needles suck

[jovial marsh]

I can only leave at 11:34

Its 11:23

[tiny lintel]

that sucks

i hate needles

havnt had one in a bit but still hate em

[slow wind]

Awww

[jovial marsh]

Tragic

[slow wind]

<3 did they comfort you

I thought this was the ASD server cos of that comment ngl but how are you

I was super confused for a sec

[jovial marsh]

I was balling my eyes out, she just patted me on the head, said itll be okay then stuck it in and said it was done

I'm shaking alot now cus of trauma

[slow wind]

I seeee. Just do it without counting down. That approach.

It'll be OK I promise

[jovial marsh]

Ty QwQ

I'm just a paranoid and sensitive person

Overthinking is regular for me

[tiny lintel]

it feels like you need some virtual hugs, but last time i asked someone that, they thought something else XD

[jovial marsh]

What did they think?

A hug to me is just wrapping arms around one another

[tiny lintel]

well, their response was "i have a boyfriend"

like bruh, i was trying to be nice

[jovial marsh]

OMG, LMAOOOO, I mean I do have a bf but he knows I wouldn't do anything with anyone else, I tell him absolutely everything

[tiny lintel]

ye, im not interested in getting a gf here

[jovial marsh]

We're supposed to be meeting in less than a month! I'm excited

[slow wind]

Ayyyye

[tiny lintel]

nice!

[jovial marsh]

Meeting my vrchat bf... didn't expect it

[tiny lintel]

noice

[sick bloom]

edating is still cring

[jovial marsh]

👶

[sick bloom]

what

svel speak in english not emotes

[lusty spruce]

It's da baby

[jovial marsh]

Needle booboo

[lusty spruce]

Stage 3 terminal ouchies

[sick bloom]

imagine

[jovial marsh]

Tragedy

[sick bloom]

bullying fragile wows players since 2018

[slow wind]

Is the suspension worth it? Why not just avoid being suspended?

[sick bloom]

Oh yes it was worth it

I made fun of people that have no skill and told to them to go find something else to do

sadly it seems the game is full of femboys that are weak and cant handle anything harder then frick

[bronze anchor]

Doubt you 'just' said that 👀

[slow wind]

Sounds like you swore at them from the warning

[sick bloom]

yes I used the bad words, the little babies couldnt handle it

[sick bloom]

I might have yelled kk as well

[bronze anchor]

Gee wonder why you got clapped then 🤡

[slow wind]

Kk?

[sick bloom]

they're still little babies

Dutch words, dont worry

[slow wind]

Smh

[bronze anchor]

The clasic dutch curseword

[devout cedar]

@jovial marsh
For me, the vax felt like a slight pinch above flu shot. Getting blood drawn for a blood test, now that hurts.

[sick bloom]

Let's just say I've had enough of wargamings shit, and made fun of people playing the most overpowered classes in the game for lacking skill

they cant take it

[slow wind]

Getting blood drawn only hurts when they don't stick it in in the most efficient way

Follow my vein bro

Sometimes they wanna go in diagonal and I'm like >.< wtf why?

[jovial marsh]

Aww poor babies
Tiny needle did the ouchie :shonzoCry:

[slow wind]

Someone once did it so ridiculous like and then had the nerve to blame it on me getting it drawn so much or something

[jovial marsh]

Thanks discord mobile

[devout cedar]

Earlier this month, my granddad had to get a shot in his eyelid to numb it so they could do a biopsy
He said it hurt like hell

[slow wind]

Like no you put it in wrong >.<

No I refuse to get shots in places like my eyelid

[devout cedar]

Once the shot starts going to the face.. that will hurt like hell

[slow wind]

Just let me die

[jovial marsh]

ok

[devout cedar]

No, suffer with the rest of us

[jovial marsh]

What about stitches in eyes?

[slow wind]

Obviously let me die 🙄

[jovial marsh]

I have to get them if i want to fix my eyes

[slow wind]

What the fuck happened to your eyes?

Here we have something called laser eye surgery... don't recall stitches being mentioned in the ads but maybe I'm wrong

[lusty spruce]

Sometimes you need to cut the eye open

[burnt void]

what is this nightmare juice?

[jovial marsh]

My eyes aren't bad enough to get laser surgery

Wouldn't be worth apparently

[slow wind]

But getting stitches is?

Wtf

[sick bloom]

Completely forgot I took this

[wise falcon]

road

[sick bloom]

Train

[wise falcon]

building

[jovial marsh]

They have to cut open the eyes to fix it
So ya they need to stitch it back

[sick bloom]

Atleast it isn't staples

[jovial marsh]

Dunno but apparently it's only a local anesthesia too

[slow wind]

What is wrong with your eye?

[nocturne zenith]

Damn svel, the swiss behind the time on Lasik surgeries?

[jovial marsh]

So you are wide awake when they cut them up

[burnt void]

Retinal replacement surgery?

[nocturne zenith]

They do laser only here

[jovial marsh]

We have laaik but my eye doc told me i wouldn't get it or it won't be worth the money or some shit

[slow wind]

Svel. What is wrong with your eyes

[misty spindle]

Hi

[nocturne zenith]

How bad are your eyes?

[slow wind]

Do you have goat eyes? I won't treat you any differently

[burnt void]

why ARE goat eyes so creepy

[sick bloom]

Square eyes

[misty spindle]

Smh

[slow wind]

In Plunderer one of the characters has goat eyes and they look so weird XD

[sick bloom]

Here's weird eyes

[jovial marsh]

Myopia

[slow wind]

The power went out while I was doing a deposit ugh

[wise falcon]

thats just my cat

[slow wind]

If it's not even "bad enough" for lasik why get your eyes cut open?

[wise falcon]

his name is hubert

[jovial marsh]

Not bad enough apparently

[wind grail]

your cat is a depressed fish? thats so sad

[wise falcon]

he looks depressed but he is actually very happy

[jovial marsh]

oop

[jovial marsh]

Because wearing glasses or contacts is very annoying

[slow wind]

Wow

[jovial marsh]

If your eyes aren't still getting worse get lasik

[slow wind]

Having stitches in your eyes sounds annoying and blinding

[jovial marsh]

Been wearing them for more than 10 years and I'm still bot used to them

Stitches aren't permanent

It's until your eyes are healed up

[nocturne zenith]

Which laser eye surgery has stitches? None of the ones I've considered do

[jovial marsh]

Id get lasik so i didnt need to wear shitty glasses and contacts but I cant because im too young and my perscripton is still changing

[slow wind]

Yeah but who wants to be blind and have stitches in their eyes even temporarily

He's not getting laser

[jovial marsh]

Me of it means i don't need glasses anymore

[slow wind]

Ew

[sick bloom]

The eyes are constantly staring up, nostrils are fake eyes get trolled

[jovial marsh]

And sight didn't change at all for 8 years now

[slow wind]

You said your eyes aren't so bad, don't you only need glasses in select situations then?

[burnt void]

Do you need to be conscious for that surgery?

[nocturne zenith]

Are you saying he's getting the obsolete and dangerous eye surgery from the 80s? Pretty sure you're not allowed to do that anymore.

[slow wind]

Like driving at night? I'm near sighted and I only wear glasses when driving

Or looking at far away food menus lol

[jovial marsh]

yeah

its painless

[slow wind]

Whatever surgery he's getting hopefully isn't obsolete. He said it's not laser though

[burnt void]

ugh...the sitting still portion would kill me

[sick bloom]

The only issue is keeping your eyes not moving

[jovial marsh]

Yes

[slow wind]

Wtf? So if I accidentally move my eyes it's over? Put me under

[jovial marsh]

not sure

[jovial marsh]

I don't see anything that's further than 1 meter

[nocturne zenith]

What's your numbers?

[jovial marsh]

It's blurry and it gets worse really fast

[slow wind]

I'm pretty sure you don't need to be that blind to get lasik

[jovial marsh]

yeah do you know your perscription

[slow wind]

Get another opinion

[jovial marsh]

Dunno
Only number i have is -2 on both eyes

[burnt void]

i thought you just needed $$$ for ANY type of surgery

[jovial marsh]

hopefully they rate by international units so I can share

only -2? I got -4 in both

Also of i get laser surgery, it's 3k per eye

[nocturne zenith]

I'm at -5.5 and -6 and they told me when I was younger they'd consider laser eye surgery when my eyes stop changing

They have now but now I have no money lmao

[jovial marsh]

I have the money for it

[nocturne zenith]

Give me the money, I'll get laser eye surgery for you

[jovial marsh]

But i would be left with pretty much nothing at that point

[nocturne zenith]

It's worth it, trust me

[jovial marsh]

What else do you want to spend your fun money on

[slow wind]

This is my prescription as of years ago

Svel it's way less than 3k here. Hurry up and fly before their specials are over.

[jovial marsh]

The guy in the van on the street says its only 500 for both eyes

[slow wind]

A meter is 3.28 feet... omg svel you're blind

[jovial marsh]

imagine if irl blindness was like minecraft blindness

[nocturne zenith]

Shit I can't even see 7 inches from my face 👀

[jovial marsh]

just a black wall of nothingness at a certain distance

[slow wind]

Lol omg

[jovial marsh]

lasik around here apparently is around 2-4k total

[slow wind]

Whew

[jovial marsh]

depends on how bad your eyes are ig

and insurance of course

💸

health insurance is for the weak

[nocturne zenith]

Insurance don't cover it

[jovial marsh]

My brain itches

[nocturne zenith]

It's all the same price as well. Location and demand are the biggest influence

[jovial marsh]

Off topic: cat

[nocturne zenith]

I want to get wavefront guided LASIK

[jovial marsh]

m e o w

[sick bloom]

My mom got scam calls again, but the scariest thing is for the email it was apparently a password that's frequently used

I'm still the only one in my family to not get scam calls

[slow wind]

?

[jovial marsh]

oof

[sick bloom]

Scam calls have those lists with names and other info apparently but the email wasn't even an email

[slow wind]

If it wasn't an email then how did they get your mom's password to that email?

[jovial marsh]

wait is that even possible?

[sick bloom]

I have no idea

[jovial marsh]

huh

weird

[sick bloom]

It's funny because my mom's in an anti spam call list but it doesn't work

[jovial marsh]

You think they care

[sick bloom]

Well no obviously not but it's funny they have a thing for it

[jovial marsh]

It's like one of the most soul draining job u can get

[slow wind]

Idk wth Don is even saying

[bold echo]

Every single day I get a call telling me that my car's warranty expired. It's been expired for like 15 years

[slow wind]

Here if you remind them you're on the DNC list and they keep calling you you can get 500 per call

[jovial marsh]

I-

You should get a new one !

[bold echo]

I wanna get an old civic for cheap or something. An old escalade is not efficient for delivering pizza. I end up spending all my tips on fuel :l

[sick bloom]

It's like a do not call list, but you still get called

also fuck my mom in general, after that she just starts going on again about me not having a gf "Are YoU GAy"

I am so done living here, I've had enough of this for a lifetime

[jovial marsh]

Are you?

[chrome turtle]

Wanna trade moms bro

[sick bloom]

No I'm just ugly

[lethal galleon]

Hi just ugly im dad

[sick bloom]

no you're bahka

[lethal galleon]

Darn 🚶‍♂️

[slow wind]

Dang your mom sure isn't considerate

Next time she asks go on a rant about being ugly. I bet that'll shut her up.

[sick bloom]

I already did

even said its fucking annoying to keep hearing it

[slow wind]

Wow

Is she single?

[jovial marsh]

Be gay instead

[sick bloom]

No

[slow wind]

Next time she does it just tell her it's super hurtful that she basically reminds you you're ugly regularly and to stop harassing you about being ugly and who would do that to their son

[sick bloom]

I already did

[nocturne zenith]

Tell her to get a life

[slow wind]

You didn't do it passionately enough. Is she single?

[sick bloom]

She's 51 and all she does is sit at home and take care of it

[slow wind]

Ask her where her man is

[sick bloom]

she has someone already

[slow wind]

Get rid of her man and then ask her why she's single

[sick bloom]

cant commit murder

[slow wind]

Whoa there, no one said anything about murder

I was watching a random show named Midnight Sun yesterday so I expected it to be the Netherlands but the show only seems to take place in France and Sweden.

[sick bloom]

Huh

[jovial marsh]

Why

[sick bloom]

Don't like men, not very cute

[past laurel]

Hey, does anyone actually know how upload a VR World?

I am not sure if there is a area for this kind of question

[misty spindle]

Not a VRC channel

[sick bloom]

hmmm

[past laurel]

Thx

[jovial marsh]

Get a femboy

[lethal galleon]

Get svel

[sick bloom]

not all femboys are cute

[nocturne zenith]

Femboi

[misty spindle]

[nocturne zenith]

What if they spell it with an i?

[bronze anchor]

Femboys?

[sick bloom]

femboys

oclac the south is full of them right

[misty spindle]

wh

[bronze anchor]

Nah they aint sadly

[sick bloom]

False, south is gay

[bronze anchor]

Said mr i dont have a car and get fucked by earthquakes

[sick bloom]

actually I have seen some up here as well

they looked like emos but had the cat masks

[sick bloom]

you wanna pay for my license then mr gay man

[bronze anchor]

Lmao no

Pay for your own mr poor boy

[sick bloom]

I cant do anything about being poor

I was born like this ok

[bronze anchor]

Work

[sick bloom]

I have a job

doesnt matter, still poor

[jovial marsh]

Find another job

[sick bloom]

not that easy

ill just find another poorly paying job

[jovial marsh]

Well don't accept any job randomly!

Accept the ones with lot of money

[sick bloom]

cant be picky, not skilled enough for good job

[jovial marsh]

Get skills

[sick bloom]

working on it

will take 4 years

[jovial marsh]

What job

[sick bloom]

🅱️oat

[misty spindle]

[jovial marsh]

That's not a real job

Like being a streamer, an artist or a YouTuber

[sick bloom]

🅱️oat

[bronze anchor]

Stroopwafel

[sick bloom]

Stroopwafel boot

[bronze anchor]

Aria ene is for sure a stroopwafel boot

[sick bloom]

[slow wind]

Boat is real job they're all real jobs

Also you can gain skills

[chilly moss]

I'm back after one F* * *ed up bike ride

[sick bloom]

Just found a fat tick on the cats again

[nocturne zenith]

I'm glad my cats are indoor cats. Ticks are so gross. Did you at least catch him before he gorged?

[wise falcon]

closes box

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

Fuck ticks

[sick bloom]

There's a reason I called him fat

My own cats never have them but this one always does

[nocturne zenith]

Ah, my mind glossed over

Still got a slight hangover from last night. Idk how people drink so often and so much. This sucks

[sick bloom]

Were trying to setup the Pool and it's just a whole lotta shit

[nocturne zenith]

Oh nice, can't you just open the seawall up and flood everything to make a pool?

[jovial marsh]

Just drink more to not feel it

[nocturne zenith]

Bruh

[slow wind]

Don't listen to svel

Find an electrolyte vitamin water or a pedialyte if you like things that taste like piss and drink.more water

[jovial marsh]

That's for weaklings!

[nocturne zenith]

I drank 2L of water already. I don't have any Gatorade or similar so I'm just drinking tea now

[jovial marsh]

I agree with svel..

[nocturne zenith]

I probably won't drink again for another few months

[jovial marsh]

Also dont mix different types of alcohol, that ruins ur brain xd

[nocturne zenith]

Once I forget how miserable it feels after

[burnt void]

Last time i drank drunk me bought me some new Nintendo Switch games, LOL

[slow wind]

Lol I hate when I think I didn't drink that much and feel like shit the day after

[nocturne zenith]

That's a myth lol. It doesn't matter if you drink 5% and 40% ethanol together. Or 5% after the 40%. It's all gonna be ethanol in your blood either way

[jovial marsh]

Nono like whine and rum and stuff like that lol

[nocturne zenith]

Yea, it doesn't matter. Although it certainly might taste like shit together, but you won't get any sicker than the ethanol poisoning you might already be giving yourself

[jovial marsh]

yum, ethanol poisoning

[sick bloom]

We got out the pressure washer

Accidentally hit my cat because I thought there was no pressure but a little piss came out

[jovial marsh]

Like when i drink beer i get a bad hangover, when im drinking like vodka i dont idk why

[jovial marsh]

did he explode into a ball of fur

[sick bloom]

Good news, he didn't. No gremlins as far as I know

[devout cedar]

20.8℃

[sick bloom]

It says Thursday 33c and guess who works then haha

[nocturne zenith]

Boiled donra

[sick bloom]

I might just call in if it's too hot

[jovial marsh]

aria

[sick bloom]

I can't drink during work or use my phone so I'd have to go 3 hours without drinking anything which is probably a health risk

[jovial marsh]

you can't be hangover if you never stop being drunk

[nocturne zenith]

I would like to live a long life tyvm

[sick bloom]

Death

Bye bye aria

[jovial marsh]

why

[sick bloom]

Fair

[nocturne zenith]

Do you need a hug svel?

[sick bloom]

Life is pain

He does but his wife doesn't give

[nocturne zenith]

Aww

[nocturne zenith]

[sick bloom]

Got added by some random person probably a bot

[slow wind]

Talking to sketch people on whisper again

Yeah that dose is wrong honey

[misty spindle]

sus

[jovial marsh]

hmm

[sick bloom]

Asked who this and it went offline so oh well

A bit sussus amogus

[misty spindle]

SUS

[sick bloom]

1. bot or 2) accidental add

[jovial marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-videoyun-videoyun-loki-cat-patpat-gif-18503839

[sick bloom]

I just removed em because I can be dm'ed without being added

[misty spindle]

That reminds me of a very intelligent conversation I had.

[frank trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stacked-kittens-kitty-pussy-cats-gif-16220908

[sick bloom]

Steam report scam again

[misty spindle]

Trolling engaged.

[frank trench]

they remind me of a discord kitten xd

[misty spindle]

What the fuck does that mean?

[sick bloom]

Lemonsus

[frank trench]

nvm haha

[misty spindle]

[jovial marsh]

the hell is this guy on about

[misty spindle]

You tell me.

[sick bloom]

Why does everyone want my steam account

[misty spindle]

Give me your steam account.

[devout cedar]

I tried listen to Sewerslvt's new album and quit around the 25 minute mark

[sick bloom]

It's mine and has 2.5k hours on warthunder

[misty spindle]

(logs in and has 200 hours in Source SDK base 2013)

[jovial marsh]

damn bro that's crazy

[sick bloom]

I have like 2 minutes in sfm

[misty spindle]

Good.

[devout cedar]

I'm interested in exploring Machine Girl further tho

[jovial marsh]

https://imgur.com/ZAGXrET

[sick bloom]

Asking scam bummer number 11 why my account is so valuable

They never answer

Like it doesn't benefit them to not just tell me I clearly know

[devout cedar]

Oclac would understand

[misty spindle]

But....

Have you tried acting stupid?

[sick bloom]

I did

[misty spindle]

Because you get THE BEST results from being stupid and then baiting them at the end.

[sick bloom]

I tried that

Anyways time to pick a chatmod to bully

[misty spindle]

A scammer gave me their IP at one point after I purposefully gave them the wrong authenticator code 2 times.

[sick bloom]

Oh you went that far

[misty spindle]

Yes I did.

[sick bloom]

Lemondumb

[misty spindle]

Dude you have no idea how hard I was laughing

it was amazing.

[sick bloom]

Indeed I don't

[misty spindle]

The IP was somewhere in the philippines.

[sick bloom]

Wait lemon send that gif of finger boy so I can send it to scammers

[misty spindle]

Hmm?

[sick bloom]

You know the one

[misty spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308781516606013442/849096292877205514/GxiuEb5pgf.gif

[sick bloom]

Yes

Ah tits they blocked me

[misty spindle]

Sad

Being dumb is the best way to keep them around

but just dumb enough where you fail the most basic tasks.

Like knowing how to printscreen.

"Where is the prtscn button i dont see it"

[jovial marsh]

Unfortunate girl? That gets cut up by the machine

[sick bloom]

Next time

Anyways any active lurking mods want to be dmed

[misty spindle]

Why would they?

[sick bloom]

So that person can be babbed

[jovial marsh]

Bored

[misty spindle]

Nah let them go after me next.

[sick bloom]

Oh fair they had a girl as pfp

[misty spindle]

lol

[sick bloom]

I mean, the scam is so ineffective does it even matter

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

😈

[sick bloom]

1. illegal 2) that stupid bot user 3) furry, banned

[misty spindle]

/

[wind grail]

they dont have a good chunk of my husbandos and waifus so i dislike that bot

[sick bloom]

I dislike that bot because there are lurkers in my server ONLY ACTIVE in that channel

[jovial marsh]

guys whoever were the people who script, try to make a world toggle that allows the change of moving speed

try local and global

[jovial marsh]

how is it illegal

[sick bloom]

child

[jovial marsh]

Kevin from home alone is like 40

anyway it's not illegal because I collected him from a fuckin card bot

[slow wind]

Scam artist is trying to get me to pay for something on zelle before I even meet them XD

👌 yeah im.not dumb

[jovial marsh]

Also he was 8 in home alone

[sick bloom]

LMAO

he probably is 40 now, the actor

[jovial marsh]

yeah

That's what im saying

[sick bloom]

but nah nah that wont work Face the wall with your hands behind your back

[jovial marsh]

put the cuffs on harder

[slow wind]

They're assuring me it's secure to do this electronically and are gonna show me "recent transactions" they had lol

[jovial marsh]

Me collecting Kevin from home alone from a discord card bot

[slow wind]

Two 500 dollar apple pay transactions. Wtf

[jovial marsh]

What they don't know is that I also have puro from the card bot

It's not

and he said I'm a furry but I'm not

😔

you are a furry ? 📝

No

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/284828648056422401/805803940955815967/image0-7.gif

[jovial marsh]

kms

add it to the pile of 4696

Wrong sc

[lusty spruce]

oh boy

[jovial marsh]

bye then

[misty spindle]

Leave then. 👀

[lethal galleon]

👋

[jovial marsh]

🫀

[sick bloom]

try to buy entry grade gundam, 11.99, shipping costs : 13.05

[misty spindle]

Trolld

[fiery meadow]

why buy weeb

[sick bloom]

gundam cool

need all gundam asus products

[misty spindle]

Svel in December 2020

Playing his favourite game

[sick bloom]

Look at this shit

[misty spindle]

bumbum

Why the fuck does anyone get a white power supply?

[bronze anchor]

White

[nocturne zenith]

I cannot understand funkopops. They look bad and are expensive. How is there a market for that

[bronze anchor]

Redditors

[jovial marsh]

consooooooom

dopamiiiiiiiine

gib new produuuuuct

dont think
just consoom and buy mooooore stuff

MORE

[misty spindle]

Svel.

[nocturne zenith]

I'll consoom you in a minute svel

[misty spindle]

I want Svel 2.

[jovial marsh]

[misty spindle]

Where is it?

[jovial marsh]

I can give you a preview of what Svel 2 would post

[nocturne zenith]

svel 2 electric boogaloo

[lusty spruce]

color is one but rgb power supply tho

[bronze anchor]

Wait when is this svel upgrade happening ?

[jovial marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kornacki-staceyabrams-gotosleep-gif-19848449

[misty spindle]

Exclusive

[bronze anchor]

They do be dream stans

[slow wind]

Scammers are so annoying

Nothing she said even made sense. Must think I'm brain dead. Or she's brain dead.

[jovial marsh]

maybe she used her own drugs

[chrome turtle]

[lusty spruce]

[nocturne zenith]

:dainFumo:

[lusty spruce]

maybe we can add "tradeoffer" to our friendly bot?

[jovial marsh]

ban anyone saying CSGO

[lusty spruce]

fair

[slow wind]

Why's everyone crapping on the idea of dating your coworker lol?

[lusty spruce]

if you break up you will still need to work with them

[slow wind]

Yeah but people are saying it's trashy

[sick bloom]

[hallow tree]

i dunno i am doing that

[slow wind]

Lol

[jovial marsh]

fuck people why do you care what other people think

[slow wind]

I'm just wondering whyb

[jovial marsh]

oh ok ok

[stable veldt]

ok is it just me or can i not favorite avatars anymore? it physically shows i only have 9 favorite yet it says i have 25 when i unfavorite it doesnt change anything

[fading star]

Peanut butter

[jovial marsh]

weird api glitch people randomly get, fixes itself in a day or 2 time

nothing else you can try but clearcache, restart the game, or reinstall vrchat

[stable veldt]

tried all that didnt help

happening on my pc aswell as this started when i was on quest

[jovial marsh]

yeah just gonna have to wait its serverside

[devout cloud]

Back to burning rubber again

[sick bloom]

I have learned invisibility that isnt a space and cant be detected

[wise falcon]

gotta catch em all

[devout cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-love-jamming-driving-car-gif-4770891

[devout cloud]

dance after carrying his team

I’ll give you the best of me

My back is killing me carrying my team again

[sage crystal]

Hey

[jovial marsh]

hello

[jovial marsh]

oooof

rip your back

[sick bloom]

phonecase coming tomorrow fun times

[devout cloud]

Well now I lost still carry fuckers need to stop nade spamming

[sick bloom]

tell em then

[devout cloud]

No getting a new team

They don’t deserve my skill if they are gonna team kill

[jovial marsh]

does anyone know any good SFW roleplay in vrchat

DM me if know any

not a vrc channel

[devout cloud]

Yeah and my Rps are dragon ball characters only

massages his temples really wish friendly fire didn’t exist
Hey you see your teammate killing the enemy let’s spam Nades in a choke point killing him

[worn walrus]

[jovial marsh]

can you send the world

[jovial marsh]

and sorry

[devout cloud]

I’m not on

[hollow thicket]

Drunk monkey

[slow wind]

Lol my exs description of his trip

He's such a poet

I'm fucking dead are you serious

They named their emo night tears and beers?

[slow wind]

Go bed

[obtuse breach]

a

[jovial marsh]

tf is yo pfp

[devout cloud]

I ended up blocking this dude cause he would not shut up

[wise falcon]

nice discord

[devout cloud]

That’s Xbox

[wise falcon]

is that early access discord 2 /s

[devout cloud]

[devout cedar]

The music artist

You may have heard one of their songs from this meme:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781829092587601930/808329398024798228/r_a_t_3.mp4

[wise falcon]

rat e

[wise falcon]

jam

[jovial marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748529899894997023/854194034960236554/2021-06-14_19.59.29.png

I think I pushed Minecraft too far.

[wise falcon]

why have you done this

[jovial marsh]

I just wanted an HD skin man

But then I downloaded a cape and elytra skin

[wise falcon]

144p skin
4k cat ears

[jovial marsh]

The eyes are 4k too

[wise falcon]

good lord they are

[jovial marsh]

what is the highest res thing you can get into minecraft?

is there a limit does it care?

you gotta download mods to have hd skins

Mine is 1024x1024

specialll

so you cant replace a texture for a prexisting item and have it be like 4k

You can

does it actually render it in 4k tho

only if you have a 4k screen and 4k item

interesting

Mines only 1024 by 1024 and my screen can only do hd anyway so

not sure what mine can how can I check exactly what it can

[wise falcon]

check screen resolution
windows settings

[jovial marsh]

I have 1920 by 1080

[wise falcon]

not 4k

[jovial marsh]

Mine is like 1360 by 720 or something lol

My computer monitor is a tv screen

Oh woah

I couldnt work with that being near sighted

I'm near sighted

How badly

I got -4 in both eyeso

stuff gets blurry at around

2 feet away from my face

[wise falcon]

i can see stuff from far away
i only wear my glasses to read really small text

[jovial marsh]

Rate the setup

Lol

[wise falcon]

is your monitor the sun

[jovial marsh]

Perhaps

glaring

the exposure

I'm trying to make it so you can see the dark stuff easier

[wise falcon]

the glare makes it look like brightest monitor known to man

here's my room

[jovial marsh]

you have an actual table

[wise falcon]

it just enough fits my 2 monitors

[jovial marsh]

I don't have enough room for my mouse really

[wise falcon]

loft bed setup for bigger vr space

[jovial marsh]

cramped

and since my nightstand doesn't have a place I can put my legs I kinda have to bend my body to play

[wise falcon]

just out of view behind the computer is a mess of wires
no im not organizing it because im too lazy to

[jovial marsh]

are those actual holes in the desk

?

[mossy skiff]

Why is there water on your desk

[jovial marsh]

im guessing not it just looks like that

[mossy skiff]

Dry it up!!

[wise falcon]

thats part of the mousepad

[jovial marsh]

There isn't water

[mossy skiff]

[jovial marsh]

OHH

time to sleep

My "desk" is solid

[wise falcon]

ok then
goodnight

[jovial marsh]

solid

[wise falcon]

do you actually use the drawer or nah

cause if you dont you could just take the actual drawer out

and have leg space

[jovial marsh]

Mine can't be taken out

[wise falcon]

damn.

[mossy skiff]

Respect for dealing with that

[jovial marsh]

you'll get flexible

[mossy skiff]

Or turn in to a shrimp

[wise falcon]

embrace the shrimp

[jovial marsh]

Im 5'4 I'm already a shrimp

[mossy skiff]

Shrimp posture is cool

[wise falcon]

your back would disagree.

[jovial marsh]

I love having my back do that cool s thing from elementary school

Impossible triangle with that shit

[mossy skiff]

I managed to mostly fix my shrimp posture

Back can crack/pop a lot now post-shrimpage

[jovial marsh]

My back is great

I love leaning back in my chair after shrimping and having my back pop like bubble wrap

[mossy skiff]

Lol great comparison

[jovial marsh]

I was a poet in a previous life

But I was also a discord moderator in a different one so what's really the problem here

[lusty spruce]

Hi

[hollow thicket]

Monke drunk?

[nocturne zenith]

[mossy skiff]

how do i do that

[hollow thicket]

OH GOD

"How to apologise to a cat"

[mossy skiff]

[hollow thicket]

Useful information

[jovial marsh]

How to eat cereal

[hollow thicket]

Eat

[lusty spruce]

Consoom

[mossy skiff]

[devout cedar]

@jovial marsh Have those memory problems you were experiencing earlier this year cleared up?

[hollow thicket]

[hallow tree]

Imagine eating cereal

[lusty spruce]

Imagine eating breakfast

[hollow thicket]

Imagine eating

[chilly moss]

I'm gonna be weird today

[jovial marsh]

Lol no

I still can't remember some of my friends

Still can't remember what I did yesterday. Very sad.

[jovial marsh]

scp 2521

oh shit-

[chilly moss]

Cuz I fell off my bike yesterday

My head shook up nicely

Making me a bit dumb

[crystal dock]

yoo

[jovial marsh]

victor
victor

[jovial marsh]

hi

[lusty spruce]

Hi Svelo

[hallow tree]

I guess svel comes at very high svelocity

[jovial marsh]

[sick bloom]

[lusty spruce]

[faint hearth]

[sick bloom]

[jovial marsh]

bot finally doing something useful

[lusty spruce]

Spee wave

[sick bloom]

Spea

Admiral graf spea

He's a boat

[lusty spruce]

Is it yeeting boys by default?