#general-media
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Imagine not being the last emperor of china
SMH
B&
you are a woman, argument : nonexistent
sounds cool tbh
the downside is that you are chinese
Upside is that you can revolt against modern day china again
Svel why do you always assume I’m talking to you
?
Why is someone pretending to be you
Sorry they had svel in their name and I assumed that was you
who is svel

and why is he in my house

Hi
hi fooni
hi fooni
hi hi
Who's that?
a hottie
False
yes i am 1000* degrees hot
🤔
👉👈 she is
Smh make your mind up.
A French furry boomer
You could make money by standing in a pool and turning the water into steam
False
i could yes, but i don't do that stuff sorry
pretty much just a nuclear reactor but instead of core fusion we use fooni
Wowie imagine not wanting to save the earth by standing in a big pool
can toast my bread isntantly
i rather become a vtuber than some bimbo doing that in a pool
no we aren't talking about the hot tub streams 
A pool vtuber streamer

open an only fan
That way your Vtube char can also have underboob, if it aint in a pool twitch will clap you for it
Oh boy
only for feet tho
gotta attract the people that will give u the most money
im in

oh boy indeed
Noble -1
Lemonoid
🤔
🍋oid
So many people ruin the meanspo tag

Duality
Imagine talking shit in a game you are bad at
well that's the unspoken rule
the hell is meanspo
Wow now that I've disabled 120hz I actually have decent battery life
65% after 8 hours
Oh wow my mom made me food that had the same bland taste as air amazing
Do you have covid
Meanspo is thinspo but mean
No rona, it's just that this food tastes like absolutely nothing and it never will
What is thinspo

can you use english
Thinspiration 😐
still no idea
And what is that??
Thin inspiration!
I genuinely have no clue what that is
It's not hard
Thinspo is used by people suffering from eating disorders to help keep them inspired.

Oh
wouldn't that be simple to say
Why did you ask what it is then?
What kinda mega specific stuff
What? It's literally thin inspiration
I googled it because you can't provide an answer
Don't need to have an ED
Thank you pea
fucking stupid
for meanspo I found this: "A really stupid tumblr trend encouraging eating disorders."
I literally said it's inspiration to be thin but some backhanded definition that requires having an ED and doesn't describe the CONTENT of it wins?
That's not a real definition and I don't use tumblr
then provide a definition
you said thin inspiration
Guess I'm psychic or a frigging genius. Quit busting my balls.
that's not explaining a single thing
And "people with EDs use it" explains what it is?
Yes
Inspiration to be fucking thin
or not be a blob of fat
Cool that works too
But most thinspo isn't people who simply aren't a blob. Like an average weight curvy person isn't much thinspo
As for meanspo, that's mean inspiration - any insulting comments
urine
Urine
yes Aria
Oh shit, they blocked me over not understanding a word. I'm really racking up the blocks lately
lol
🛌
Got the Moderna. Now to watch for side effects
Good luck!
Mine didn't have side effects really. I got a trial vaccine. But I heard Pfizer side effects are less bad than Moderna
Every body reacts different.
Theoretically it's good if your body reacts strong and you get a bit of feever and such.
Cus it's perfect proof of it working. 
(But even without things happen.)
I'm a bit overweight but who knows what will happen
either nothing or you will have fever for like 2 days
pfizer made me nauseous for 3 days on the first stab...
Had a friend who said he felt like dog shit after
Sussus
lol it's APB Reloaded. Old cops and robbers third person shooter/MMO. Basically GTA Online before GTA Online was a thing.
I know what apb is
was it really released before gta?
2010
Yeah it came out in 2010 and flopped hard enough to make the company go bankrupt, then it was picked up by another studio called Reloaded Productions, who then shut down and are now owned by Little Orbit. This game killed two studios and is on its 3rd right now.
It wasn't structured the same as gta online. GTA 4 didn't use servers the same way gta online does and only allowed a few players at a time and had no progression other than story progression. Gta Online and APB have MMO inspired progression.
Apb originally allowed up to 100 players per server/district. 150 in the Social District
I did know APB killed one studio didn’t know it killed two
Well the 2nd one was right on the verge of shutting down until LO bought it out at the last minute.
Most of that team left in 2015 and it was running on a skeleton crew
Well it is competing with gta online
No idea how it managed to run for over a decade when it originally shut down two months after release
Well if gta does cops and robbers without mods pretty sure it will die
My granddad said to move my arm around often and an online bud did ok since they drank a lot of fluids.
I dunno, I still prefer APB because it actually handles good.
Handles good what?
I mostly mean character movement and shooting mechanics. It plays more like Quake where it's more skill based. Also it has the most customization I've seen in any game.
Xbox doesn’t have that option Pc does
You can turn off aim assist on Pc
And gta does split up the players
You have aim assist on you only play with aim assist players and visa versa
Either way, aim assist or not, you'll most likely die in one hit. I don't really consider that skill based because it mostly relies on luck, not tracking or anything.
APB is meant to have much more precise controls
I'd compare the character movement in the two games as Quake vs. QWOP
But anyway, the new company that bought it is actually trying to improve it unlike the previous one who was just milking it
I’ll agree with you on one with definitely more balanced than gta5
Way too many ways to one shot people
Yeah in gta if you spray in a general direction of another player you'll most likely get a head shot lol
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I only know of three weapons in gta that can not one shot
Snowballs, fire crackers and Ray gun
In APB the only oneshot weapons are the rocket launcher, grenade launcher and throwable ones like the Brick and 8Ball.
I remember me and my grandma standing in line at a Walmart late night for the Wii at launch
Yeah 3/61 weapons can not one shot
We have 4 shootable explosives and 3 throwable
Not to mention some guns get explosive ammo too
gta v for me is just a game all my friends occasionally get on and wreak havoc on
holy
tons of hackers too
pc
Ok yeah
I dont even know how someone would go about getting hacks on xbox
im sure someone could do it
APB on consoles is an absolute mess that never should have happened lol.
whats APB?
Let me count the ways gtav is broken, new player can buy op weapons from the start, that MK2 flying bike ( forget the name)
Apb is discount gta but balanced better
An old cops and robbers mmo that was pretty much gta online before gta online existed and it killed two studios
But you can play as the cops
oh so its a diff game its not like what fivem did
Right
No fivem is mods
Apb is its own game
This is apb
I would actually say it’s gta and Saints row as an mmo
That's a good description of it tbh, it knows it's an action game and doesn't try to be realistic
Yeah lol. I prefer apbs graphical style over gta. It used to look way better than it does now.
The reason I don’t play apb are bullying cops and I don’t play gta anymore is because of griefers
Yeah except I don't have a pc :/
I have every console tho lmao
I'm too scared to touch the pc topic
PCs are dope buy
Graphic cards, mpu... Yeah that's about it. And I don't even know if mpu exists
So I can't go into much detail but our first fully released game will be a top down shooter about a guy trying to get out of the Mafia basically
I really wanted to buy a pc for vr last year, I was going to pay 30-50€ per month for the rest of my life but then I heard about quest and was like wait hold up what
It's cpu not mpu
Oh sounds nice, so I guess it's not VR
Imagine if you did something like that deemeo game
But it's easy enough especially if you have someone to help. I actually helped found a custom PC business.
Is that why you're so experienced
We've been in concept phase for something sorta kinda like deemeo for awhile
I wanna buy that but at the same time not really
You could still add a vr option... Maybe.. one day...
Well ours is first person and action combat instead of turn based
If it goes well maybe a remaster heh
your missing out on pcs and vr
First person, thought you said top down shooter
Ikr
This is for another game
Console kinda grody
Funny way of saying gross
Nintendo is awesome but the others just confuse me
I grew up with Pokemon and halo but got a ps because all my friends had one
pokemon on 3ds is the best
XY>
Oh that was cool too, my fav was the one before xy, omega Rubin and alpha sapphire
the big whale
I remember seeing that in that one pokemon game that had alot to do with hot air balloons
if you know you know
Do you mean the legendary Pokemon kyogre by any chance?
I think I've never played that actually lmao
what about mystery dungeon
where you can use your 3ds to scan circular objects to generate seeds for dungeons
Wtfff never heard of that
That was my first pokemon game ever I think lmao
Don't know which one tho
there was a thing to do that
Just played with two hackers on classic halo reach
Both had max rank, ultra white colors and low k/d
if the quarantine ends, I'll go out from my home this way
The servers are down again
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this keeps being in my recs
A format that managed to outlive much of its competitors until Apple's iPod came along
Damn minidisks
@midnight tiger Hop on with me bestie
no way.....
weird
Imagine using a bad date format smh.
brainlets
Woah
funny number
Day month year makes so much more sense though. How we do it in America is dumb.
Legend has it no one knows why 69 is a meme
Am*ricans
For we are wholesome
Yes, very...
69 doesn't mean hugs and cuddles? I have been deceived!!
It’s not funny number day here anymore. How sad
move to a different timezone
No, covid stinky. I stay where it’s safe
Lo Mein
is vodka is just angry water
Imagine getting a full cosplay for free from a video game company
did that happen to you?
Not sure where I have to say this but dose anyone wanna play I’m 13
Ah alright where would I ask if anyone wants to play
General 1 and 2
@glacial lake my suggestion is to find friends ingame
My suggestion is to play good games. 👀
today on donramax makes fun of children in wows, will he get chatbanned
oh they got salty alright
they cant accept that paying doesnt give you skill or bragging rights
Dumb cat
My new CPU
Ooh nice
That TDP is insane
Give me
its literally an Epyc CPU but renamed
when not loaded heavily it eats as much power as a Ryzen 7.
So... How many copies of vrchat are you planning to run at the same time?
One, but I compile code sometimes
and that can use a lot of cores
Also still need to get the BMC control panel set up on the mobo.
It has server grade remote management built in
I refuse to believe wows teammates are real human beings
Lol they're probably better than WoTB teammates at least.
Go to cap, spot 3 ships, friendlies immediately turn around and leave
Ofcourse me with common sense and human brains thought they were here with me, check map, all gone
Lol try playing when 4 out of 7 teammates are AFK or absolute morons.
Arm now feels a bit heavy after vaccine. Otherwise, no other side effects
j
I now remember why I prefer working alone in halo reach
Being yelled at to help when I’m across the map and can’t do anything
Fun
altromeツ#6969 just left the server what a nerd ragebaby
Was the callout necessary?
Сатори#6969 just left the server what a nerd ragebaby
well now I know I don’t wanna be a mod, the constant pings would get annoying. Also you don’t need to put his discord out there, if anything that’s spam
Imagine spamming a message
active chat mods only get pings in big time emergencies
because we know how to actually ping them correctly
Are you talking to me? Cause I’m lost
im talking to iced mocha
Ok
Yeah but considering this is the first time I’ve been active in the server and how many times I’ve seen it, I’ll pass
XD
is anyone else super laggy in the among us?
I hate people who can’t see or listen in halo reach
I don’t play among us and if you are talking about vrchat among us check another channel this is off topic
He already asked up here
Then wait
vaccienes making me feel like shit ughhhhh
soreness gets worse every hour after until I sleep it off
Just cut off ur arm
why didn;t I think of thatewodf\
people still play?
I’m total modder with this k/d
Classic yes and Mcc there are two halo: reach classic is going offline at the end of this year
are they adding dedicated server support (like making your own)
Wooof.. only in Texas is there baked beans with jalapeno mixed in
and I thought the restaurant had given us free BBQ baked beans
i'm sure some mad scientist out there slapped together some homebrew
Yeah on Pc not Xbox
i don't think i've ever played tetris except for when it was the only unblocked game while i was in school
60hours, them sum rookie numbers
"Joined 10 days ago"
Congrats
that's a nap in vrc
That's not how Tetris works.
And that's just active game time, not menu time and such.
Deutsch anerkannt
that's how i remember playing it
Games r for nerds
it is if you start a level and pause
Tetris has blocks... Minecraft has blocks. The same game
Then youre not playing it
mentally playing it
Pause is not a thing @oblique patio 
thats...not playing it.
wait... you can beat tetris?
I wouldn't mind trying Tetris.
||The Game Boy version||
You can even play against each other
aight level 1, paul ima bout to ruin this mans career
e-boi career
whichever one is normal tetris
40lines is a be as fast as possible clearing 40 lines
better then most my grades
bltiz is 2 min to get the highest score
zen is just play
multiplayer has a whole league thing to it, but you should practice combo stuff first. 
FPaul vs. Iced in a competition of who can beat DMC3 without unlocking easy mode
Easy mode is unlocked after three in-game deaths. Often happens to players in the third mission
hardmode competition is for nerds
What if the game is hard in the first place?
nerdgame
Nerd by participation
'Nerd culture' is considered cool tho
hardmode is for when life itself isnt hard enough and u need something to overcome 😤
no it isnt lol
🤔
It’s sort of shifting
nerd culture has never been cool. that's one of the essential defining qualities of it. "non popular outsider"
you need something to overcome because you don't feel like you are overcoming enough in the real world
I was in the “cool” group in highschool and we were all minecraft nerds
I hate talking about groups in that way
A little off topic but has anyone had an issue with there vive pro 2 display not coming up
Sports was the "cool" group where I grew up, and even when they played video games it would be sports video games lol
Although the school was tiny and the “cool” group was probably the only group lol
or first person shooters
nerd was never cool, it still isnt. but people shouldnt be worrying about what's cool anyway.
they should just be happy with what they like and do. 😄
being cool is really interesting when it comes to florida honestly everyone is extremely confused
Very true
dont let chads in highschool determine your life
dont let anyone determine your life.
I’m not cool, I’m hot
what about my wife
social pressure comes from a lot of directions.
Ill be going now
what about your wife?
paul turns out i suck at tetris, got a score of 7134
can she influence my life
gotta practice
Aren't you like 15?? You have a wife already?! Sheeeshh
"influence" and "determine" arent synonymous, friend :p
I'm slackin
it's fun tho
I guess I need to retake my language arts
all kinds of things influence us, we're social animals. no getting around that. but we define ourselves. unless we let someone else do it. shouldnt ever do that.
finesse of 99.15% idk what that means
Idk sache, some people are probably into that
think youre confusing "define" and "dominate" :p
Hehe
finesse is basically how perfect you play.
As in, if you only move the exact spaces you need, if you roate left or right around correctly.
If you even use the boarders to bounce pieces correctly and such
It's a thing that's ridiculus to perfect and many don't do it. (Or very late on)
do people perfect that without even studying the computer doing it perfectly beforehand?
so i was average lol
I feel a lot of people just don’t act themselves.
welcome to society, wigma.
I think I am accustomed to society unfortunately
We live in a society
:0
Don't worry the people who know get the joke
but im an out of touch boomer who's never used the internet
i think "on fleek" is new and relevant, but still use it wrong
sheeeeeesh
how old is that one?
old enough that actual boomers have heard of it :p
like a month
i think it's a pretty good skill to have to adapt to different social environments
2014/2015maybe?
its an incredible skill to have, yes.
the on fleek I know is just something sterotypical white girls say nowadays
don't really think that makes someone "fake"
and a big reason ive managed to stay in this industry. being on top of things is basically a requirement lol
Rather people be in top of things some what then to fall behind…….
Being easy to talk and work with is always good
yeah, it's a real balance of showing enough of yourself and being reserved
i don't use social media so i don't really care about being on top of stuff
well also just being open to new things. not just new in internet cultures but period. different cities, different countries, etc
True, some people r stuck in the old ways and embrace change
i would like to be open to new things for my life but, i feel like boomers also felt the same when they were young, so i wonder if its normal to get stuck in the old ways
well being open to new thing is something everyone should be (within reason)
And yet we have people who don’t know how to use a smart phone
a boomer is just anyone a zoomer calls one.
honorary boomer
meaning varies depending on who you ask
honestly i already feel like a boomer sometimes and im only 20
the internet is wild man
boomer
Hi

love ya
When you keep having wow moments over the same thing for some reason
'cant believe this is possible now'

omg it pea
Smh.
It me
I can pealieve it
Go away.
Ariaaa

talking to moneko hes the pirate 🏴☠️
monke*
I'm waving to pea. I'm not pirate.
monkey pirate
Moneko looks more like a dog half demon to me
I need an illustration of said being
mood
Their profile picture
I can talk if its rocking that way man vinyl
nah it's not
The pirate is still alive
I wonder what anime it is
Nightt
night
night
There are quite a few anime with demon dogs
Osuwariiiii
🤔
Dogboi gets told to sit
Like inuyasha

Facepalm indeed
They said half demon dog so that doesn’t specify character
Moneko's pfp is the subject
I can tell straight away due to the fact I've seen that scene twice
Do you care for the sequel?
Ah yes whole city is sunny but around my work is just foggy af
Well work is depressing
i used to
I enjoy what I do, especially when I get to nap
Pea it's your little bed time
:0 pea is up past their bed time
what do you do that means you get to nap
ems
When nothing happens I’m free to do what I want
And since I work nights usually watch tv or nap
Waiting for the alert to go off that someone needs help
It's 6:30am!
:0
I start my shift at 6!
I do stuff to order so if there is no orders I just do whatever
Sounds lit
napping sounds fun
i wish i could just stop working for breaks and have like a nap room to go to
my work is just slamming my head on a keyboard for 8 hours a day so that would be great
It does to a point when there is no order for a month or two
ok
I mean I am on shift for 16 hours tho but on the flip side I only work 13 days a month
And get 2-3 months vacation
sounds like a pretty crazy work life balance
I mean it kinda is but it’s a strict schedule so as long as u plan accordingly u r fine
yeah i assume it would just be the time to get used to it
hey sussy bakas (ironic intent) its been 3 months
Whoa don't they make you go home n then you no get paid?
No we still go to work and get paid
Wh a t do you do when there's no orders
But no bonuses n stuff and sometimes bonuses are over half of the base pay
Pea is such a good boy
Maintenance, tidying up stuff, improvements or some prep work for orders that are way later
So wholesome
Mmm monke
hi
gonna ruin the beans
that's just as cringy as the furry gif.
Debatable
just block all furries 😎
yikes
your point is
Death
okay?
I’m sorry you don’t like halo
never said i didnt
My gif is halo
if it was just because you wanted to show how cool halo is, then why reply to me?
Halo is worthy of flexing
then show a video of a lonely man killing fake furries because it makes him fell better about himself.
That’s a mod for bone works
i know what boneworks is
Someone showcasing a mod? What do you mean
the level of yeehaw is way too high, ima head out.
@keen needle warm
Kitten and cat
What is with that by the black one’s ears my cat has it too
I would yoink those two in an instant
I unfortunately don’t have a photo showing it but my cat also has the thin hair by the ears
My cat
was resting tuesday
worked all day yesterday and they didnt come into room
I named him Sylvester cause of how much he looks like the looney toon
can u pls ping me when u reply cuz im literally never here anymore
why didnt they come into ur room D:
no idea
The black one usually sleep in my office when I work and the other in random places
yesterday they slept together in random places
and today both of them are here
they do
never fought seriously, only to play
Am I the only person who wakes up at 3am the night after taking the vacciene with the absolute worst fucking headache and complete body ache
That's totally steam fyi
so much worse than passing out from blood loss and waking up
@keen needle another one
omg another
ya its so nice when two cats get along like that
Maybe but that's normal
feeling sick ow
I dont remember the possibility of the worst aches if felt in my life
sore arm makes sense everyone really gets that
mostly gone and im not dead so thats great
oh I think I know why I uh slept in heavy pajamas and I basically overheated
Is it winter there or what?
Just found out a major dragon ball z movie the secondary villains have no real representatives in dokkan battle
The cooler armored squadron. These guys. The shortest one can go all the way to UR (second highest rank) the other two can only be R the second lowest rank
N, R, SR, SSR, UR, and LR are the ranks
fat
no u
rip #general-media
Very rip indeed
Hi Gweiss
yo
How are you doing on this fine Thursday?
I am doing great, packing my bags before meeting friends in sweden
;/
@keen needle
Nice nice take care and have fun
You guys up there will have a decent partial eclipse today
Assert dominance over your allergy
every time Nala moves to another spot Abyss will follow to cuddle
dude i would literally die lol
one cat hair and my whole body freaks out lol
smart
they don't retrieve gold sadly
sadge
well i would be able to afford index then
1000$ doggo or 1000$ vr headset
dayum
dude this server has 40k online member what do u expect lol
I mean the bot was taken care of within seconds
thats why they are called active chat mod lol
"dude" those are like first bots that came after a looong time
If this was a daily occurrence i wouldn't be surprised
well sb is trying his luck with scamming here
I mean, when you are under 40, older than 12 and dumb enough to click these links, it is your own fault, right?
To be fair in a server with 190k+ people I surprised we don’t see more bots
I wouldn't go as low as 12
Damnit cat pic broke discord again
It's only 11mb 
Here's the peasant 1.1mb cat pic
Kissing svels behind, I see
always has been.
u jelly?
Stop being a pussy samsung smh
No...have and has aren't the same word sweetie
ah no
Wait we are kissing svels bodyparts 😳 ?!

You're ONIIIIII
Svel please dont use insult words like am***can

I wish someone would come take us over
Americunt has always been my favorite counter to europoor
Oh fuck I'm going to be arrested now
What do you mean? That shit is already actively happening
what the fuck does that even mean
I was kidding I swear NSA
Just say healthcare and they will go wild
if a country still didn't figure out what a kilometre is, they don't deserve any sympathy
You're ani
Adam Keen discovers encrypted laptop files
ani?
Let's hug
😳 wowie hugs
eww
Shhh don't make it weird

at least they don't hold hands 
That's illegal!
Holding hands with your ani would be a little.weird past a certain age
can you use normal words
No
not a single soul here knows what the hello you are talking about
I will make them understand what an ani is with feels
I think she's being a weeb and means brother or something
what does even ani mean?
Haha OK, yoda
fucking disguisting weebs
Pretty sure just a blood vessel popped in there brain and they are having an aneurysm
Mmm, funny joke
Why say "or something?" Don't be ashamed of knowing a word
I am not certain you dingus
Pretty sure I heard it in gundam Iron blooded once
And there is car explode behind
We are not slaves to the english language Jigoku
So sorry if we dont speak perfect hamburg or tea language
We have the free pass for not talking English 
what's with the weird words no one understands 
Shush pea
you reek of sweat it seems, and that disguisting japanese lingo you use
a weeb you must be
How do I reek of sweat an hour after my shower?
just weeb things
It's not disgusting lingo it's.literally a word
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Grrrr
take me fucking out of this existential nightmare
Stop being so dramatic
Right, his leg....
current mood
like a fucking vegetable
Lil friend is back
I have to restart my computer cos it won't let me type 😪
i had to stop hanging out with someone becuase i was left out on a lot of stuff
Aww
even tho they said they "love hanging out with me"
🙄 screw that
He vibin
The baby
Pick the baby up?
svel instantly into legs and feet
Sharp nails ouch
51 is jealous. Just post your legs 51. Then he can look at those
Ngl I was into that arm you posted
Still need to buy nitro so I can post 30mb cat pics

Also that cat is deaf
Wtf?
He's one of our neighbour's cats but they don't take very good care of him
yes
You're wearing something else I just know it 😭
Why tf are your shoes different
Take another picture
Polish people moment
That explains it
Is that you right now? I am skeptical
i was doig hotline miami x payday2 cosplay
Current leg picture
you wish
Also why are the pics so blurry?
fingers reveal
Like what the fuck. Any phone from.2010 can do better than thag
He doesn't have an s21 ultra
not mine photo. was sent to me.
Oh yeah I gotta go to the store that's why I went outside lmao
Svel be storing these pics next to his pantyshot folder
You should get them a phone for christmas....
by the guy that wanted to take a pic of me on the con
now we are friends
long story.
Those are some hot fingers though
friends or "friends" ?

What
you guys
Smb is into yubi yubi
thats the most fetishized degenerate sentence i heard in a while...
Do I walk to store or cycle
walk
Mmm pasty 🤣
fly on a rotowing
Pasty people need to cover up cos I almost crash my car when I ride past 😂😂😂
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What in the
use the device that will revolutionise how we walk : the segway
Segway. Like airport segway?
no segway like segway
I too enjoy sitting so close to giant blades
Airport Segway no segway?
the thrill of imminent death
Mmmm death
i don't know, I don't own an airport
More slow death
I have a work email called "7-11 needing some love"
Into the trash it goes
Lil cat is hot, he chilling in the shade now
Other cat decides to stay inside because she has black fur so it's even hotter for her
Lil cat is now being angry at what looked like his sister
I can't leave
Minecraft update came at a good time
My left arm feeling heavy post-vax leaves me in no condition to play DMC3
tragic
Pick them up
Haha my pin for my credit-card wasn't correct so that was awkward
Good thing I had my phone with me
haha
The microchips are installing windows XP on your brain
part of the wall
better answer than mine
see i’m big brain
I do like windows on my car
maybe but at least i uh…uhm…uuuh
they keep me protected from wind and rain
What about folding windows
I'm gonna fold you
No u
lmao my bf texted me asking what did i eat for lunch and i just said
Eh, I don't believe in the microchip stuff
what 
tragic
No he's svel
But if the microchip conspiracy were true, I expect:
-Super reflexes
-Night vision
-Super strength
-An internal calculator
-An internal recording device that allows me to tape conversations
-Pro gamer skills
Give me those Deus Ex augs, man
me when a 7th grader that never leaves his room cracks the government microchip and gains access to all my personal info then buys fortnite skins with it
#gamermoment
I think there's certain info he won't want
should probably study more instead of just shitting
H.
you have 2 business days to run.
I need a version of WAP without Meghan the stallion but I can't find one
The 7th grader will be disturbed or intrigued by my tastes in H when he reads my microchip.
me when a freshman in high school hacks my laptop and all he finds is 29 pictures of coffee and a slide presentation about coffee for my health class
i genuinely have an entire folder of pictures of coffee because of this project
because that would be what 12yo will look for
They could still use your PC in a botnet
incognito exist for a reason
you can’t hack my laptop if i ddoss myself!
You mean this?
Smash your phone too, since they could also hack into that 
alr brb
So Australia passed a bill disallowing the federal government from using gender-inclusive language in anything it does.
If there are any game consoles (including retro), leave those alone
everything means everything. No exceptions
how do you know they don't have tracking devices inside
🤔
Hear me out. You keep them because you feel nostalgic and it is less likely for you to throw them away
Isn't this a perfect scenario for surveillance?
I doubt my Super Nintendo from 1992 can track me down
you play vr chat for 3 years and all of a sudden you become a femboy
What's wrong with that? 
nothing, it's just it has happened to me and thousands of others
Lmao not me, I got into it in 2018 but didn't play it that often, then after getting a VR headset, and an RX 480 I just got back into it again
Ugandan knuckles was such a good meme
a femboy mech
barbatos is not that
imagine
everyone knows that in vrc you are either an edgy e-boy, a meme or a femboy
I'm none of those things
then I am meme
My avatar isn't edgy eboy but it's still anime
My avatar is literally just a normal guy with glasses and sweater
I have 4 types of avatars, Mechs, Shipgirls, Hoppous and game characters
Except I've opened all of my retro consoles to clean them or do basic repair.
||You femboy
||
but have you opened the soc to look what's inside?
||Femboy and chad ||
mayhaps
No mayhaps, i know you are
welcome to the cursed land Noki
The blushing on my dimitrescu model is cursed
Nah, I don't have solder
oh no... anything but hammer
like me👍
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peapea is a fart smella

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