vrchat-general-2

[trim sky]

crazy gen-1 was

[olive plaza]

Found ya hehe

[west wagon]

don't be stupid,
E-shoot yourself

[meager ingot]

im still waiting for the nerve gear to come out i cant wait to get stuck in vr

[rough garnet]

Huh

[broken plover]

I'm at work rn sipping coffee and setting up a new pc, holy shit windows 11 is annoying to set up 💀

[meager ingot]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[broken ferry]

The servers seem stabilized

[sullen ivy]

Huh?

[rough garnet]

Huh

[olive plaza]

I still struggle with Windows 10, I manually download the windows 7 start-button bc I still dont understand windows 10

[hallow acorn]

Hit em again

[broken ferry]

Bet

[meager ingot]

i might start doing sit ups while i wait to e shoot myself

[hallow acorn]

Are you 60

[broken plover]

thank god I set up my own pc when windows 10 was new and you could offline install
they straight up require you to have an internet connection
and I had to click like 10 different things before it would let me continue without a microsoft account

[olive plaza]

minus 40 :(

[rough garnet]

Huh? 🤔

[meager ingot]

whats your specs

[broken ferry]

Alright, i just put another curse

[west wagon]

ngl, the devs do work fast when it comes to outages like this,
i used to work with a fairly sized team managing a fairly user based application
and when it comes to outages, even the most basic outages used to take few hours to fix
the team was incompetant

[broken ferry]

Lets see what happens

[hallow acorn]

I can't count that high

[olive plaza]

I said I struggle to understand, not that my pc struggles (??)

[pale solstice]

im going insane

[olive plaza]

itso kay buddy

[rough garnet]

20

[fading vine]

Man.

[broken plover]

omg same

[pale solstice]

can send one message an hour o.o

[versed harbor]

love that #vrchat-general-1 has an hour slow mode

[hallow acorn]

I don't know what those symbols mean

[west wagon]

no, you are going Ensane

[olive plaza]

t w e n t y

[rough garnet]

What do you not understand

[meager ingot]

no i know i was asking in general whats your specs

[pale solstice]

oh yes sorry my bad im having e-withdrawls

[sullen ivy]

hu h

[broken plover]

the numbers mason, what do they mean!!??

[broken ferry]

REZNOV

[hallow acorn]

What is that is ancient Mayan terms

[west wagon]

Finally found the E-Grass and E-Plants to make some E-joints?

[olive plaza]

I just download a windows 7 home-button on my pc bc its easier since back in the day 👴 I understood that (again im 20 lol)

[broken plover]

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-cod-black-ops-bo1-bo-gif-5189525120590041366

[pale solstice]

why is there an hour cooldown on general 1 man

[rough garnet]

😭

[west wagon]

it's for smart people, nothing for us to worry about and use

[meager ingot]

call of duty refrence here boys we got a call of duty player

[broken ferry]

The sounds are playing in my head

[broken plover]

did you also grow up with windows xp or is that just a poor family thing because we couldn't afford newer computers when I was younger?

[broken ferry]

Yall a bot from this server just sent me a friend request and is trying to scam me

[buoyant salmon]

I just want to be loved..

[west wagon]

i started on DOS LMAO

[hallow acorn]

50 thousand people used to live here, and now it's a ghost town

[brazen adder]

I need to talk to random peeps vrchat needs to get back on

[olive plaza]

Tbf, I only grew up playing like Papa's Pizzeria on windows 7, I had the hardest time with Windows 10, so I just simply never learned and now I download that button on my Windows 10, been really good so far

[broken plover]

bro went to school on dinosaurs 👴

[neat knoll]

[hallow acorn]

Real ones play purple place

[rough garnet]

Are you trolling? Cause what?

[olive plaza]

I did too :)

[meager ingot]

whats 50x4 without looking up on google

[rough garnet]

[olive plaza]

I am not trolling lol, I wish I could send a picture of it..

[broken plover]

I grew up with windows xp computers and laptops, then only used windows 7 on my mom's laptop and when I got my own pc it was already on windows 10

[rough garnet]

Damn lol

[west wagon]

ummm, 21?

[meager ingot]

yeah i know

[buoyant salmon]

Damn, y'all are old

[olive plaza]

Other than JUST the start button, I do understand Windows 10 lol, I am not TOTALLY dumb (I think)

[broken plover]

no that's 9 + 10

[neat knoll]

ngl vrc needs to look into other providers, if this one has problems so frequently its probably safe to say they're not meeting their uptime SLA

[meager ingot]

i think your cooked

[rough garnet]

“I think” 😭

[neat knoll]

#discord-tickets

[olive plaza]

Now that the servers are back up, I don't want to play anymore

Y'all are too fun

[west wagon]

you THINK!?

also, it's You're

[stray temple]

#discord-tickets no callout allowed

[rough garnet]

I’m only 20 🧍‍♀️

[meager ingot]

i cant be bothered using grammar

[hallow acorn]

Practically retirement age

[pale solstice]

is general 1 not loding for anyone else either

[west wagon]

old

[meager ingot]

ew whos 25 in here your old

[rough garnet]

Damn didn’t know 20 is old

[buoyant salmon]

People are tlkin about win xp in here 👴

[meager ingot]

i guess we know the answer

[rough garnet]

[sullen ivy]

you're* back to English class

[meager ingot]

whoever just reacted to my message they are the 25 year old preying on kids

[olive plaza]

School is not a thing in America

Or is it

[meager ingot]

no it isnt their is always schools getting shot up

[west wagon]

welp,

chaos is down now,
Going back to work

have fun y'all

[olive plaza]

THEIR? 😭

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[meager ingot]

shhhh

[rough garnet]

You can’t type for sh!t buddy

[vapid badge]

what's up chat

[meager ingot]

shhh we will pretend we didnt see that

[olive plaza]

How do you GENUINELY get ''their, there and theyre'' confused-

[hallow acorn]

Not vrchat

[rough garnet]

Fr

[sullen ivy]

fr

[vapid badge]

No because it is dead right now

[meager ingot]

im lowkey tired asf and just typing too fast to pay attention so mb gang

[olive plaza]

If you use ''your'' for ''you're'', I kinda ignore it. But the moment u use ''you're'' for ''your'', you need therapy. 🙏

[olive plaza]

Go shower and sleep c:

[meager ingot]

ive been working out and i already showered i dont need it

[vapid badge]

Shower again

[sullen ivy]

cap

[broken plover]

when people use "you're" instead of "your" I always read it wrong on purpose
like wdym I'm a car ???

[olive plaza]

Then just sleep, work-out-man

[olive plaza]

HELP

[rough garnet]

Yes how can I help

[olive plaza]

So..
-# whatsup

[rough garnet]

Nahhh

[meager ingot]

broski i deadlift 215 what are you on i dont need to send you any proof my guy

[broken ferry]

Welp, back to gooning

[olive plaza]

Kilograms please.

[vapid badge]

I deadlift 216 get on my level

[rough garnet]

I did 315 get on MY level

[meager ingot]

calmness calmness is key

[broken ferry]

What is a kilogram i only know hamburger based weight

[hallow acorn]

If your yous "you're" for "you", I kinda ignore it. But the moment you're yews "yor" for "yur", yu need therapy.🙏

[vapid badge]

😢

[broken plover]

I deadlift the entire planet 🗿

[vapid badge]

I don wanna I like my level

[olive plaza]

Okay, please, leave

[broken ferry]

I can deadlift your mom

[rough garnet]

Damn what’s your secret

[brazen adder]

[meager ingot]

i deadlift 200 planets

[olive plaza]

Ashes arent that heavy

[rough garnet]

Girl wtf….😭

[broken plover]

my secret is spreading misinformation on the internet 🤫

[vapid badge]

[broken ferry]

Into heaven

[olive plaza]

I am joking 😭

[meager ingot]

you was indeed was not joking

[sullen ivy]

were

[olive plaza]

She is still alive, I love my mom

[broken ferry]

[meager ingot]

what about your dad?

[olive plaza]

Also alive :)

[rough garnet]

How old are they?

[olive plaza]

You wouldnt say, from a VRChat player

[meager ingot]

what about your pet lizard

[olive plaza]

Why, you trynna hit em up?

[vapid badge]

[olive plaza]

Damn, he ded

[hallow acorn]

They are when the thing you're cremating was the size of a pickup truck

[rough garnet]

Hell yea watch and learn

[meager ingot]

ah, mb gang did you hold a funeral, and hes trynna hit up you not your parents

[broken ferry]

Has anyone ever actually used nevermet?

[hallow acorn]

If they have they never met

[rough garnet]

He? I’m a female(insert meme)

[olive plaza]

wanna like.. erm

[meager ingot]

its okay its 2025 we allow every type of gender to date

[sullen ivy]

hell nah

[hallow acorn]

I thought you were an SSD

[rough garnet]

[sullen ivy]

that's ain't what it means

[meager ingot]

you rejected her wow how heartless can you be

[vapid badge]

I am literally an Umbreon and my gender is eeveelution

[meager ingot]

your own crush

[rough garnet]

Wow @sullen ivy

[broken ferry]

Legally there are 2 genders now, the options have slimmed down

[meager ingot]

STOP PUTTING EMOJIS on my messages

[sullen ivy]

wow @eyuh

[hallow acorn]

Mb bad thought it said am not on

[olive plaza]

Truck and Fiat Multipla.

[vapid badge]

[meager ingot]

i swear to god

[hallow acorn]

[broken ferry]

Its illegal for me to consider my gender as a potato now. Im sad

[vapid badge]

🐛

[rough garnet]

[vapid badge]

bug is best emoji

[meager ingot]

if i get emojis for every message i get im gonna crash out

[hallow acorn]

There are only two genders, spud and human

[vapid badge]

what about that one time when Glados became a potato

[olive plaza]

consider it as effort <3

[broken ferry]

The spuds are stronger

[meager ingot]

this is why vrchat going down was your fault

[olive plaza]

We're still not friends

[rough garnet]

Oooo

[meager ingot]

IF I COULD spit on you i would

[vapid badge]

how many toddlers could you beat in a fight

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-look-what-they-need-to-mimic-a-fraction-of-our-power-gif-25672186

[rough garnet]

Give me 20 and call it a day

[meager ingot]

no

[olive plaza]

You trynna give me a good time or what

[broken ferry]

[versed harbor]

please do not give random people your hawk tuah

[broken plover]

[meager ingot]

ay ay not like that i never knew you was into that

[vapid badge]

okay so how many toddlers could you take in a fight if they were ORGANIZED and had a coach to direct them

[olive plaza]

Now you know.

😼

[meager ingot]

I never MEANT it like that

[rough garnet]

Wow….0

[sullen ivy]

were* again

[broken plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258293777551065100/1308195805349548102/IMG_2787.gif

[meager ingot]

GUYS stop dont do me like this

[vapid badge]

you should be more confident in your ability to brutalize small children

[versed harbor]

no one is, or will be doing you

[rough garnet]

Teach me your ways master

[meager ingot]

im gonna murder you and her

[vapid badge]

No 🐛

[hallow acorn]

Griffith walks up to guts as he's walking away and says, "wait for me, I'm a hawk too"

[rough garnet]

Huh

[olive plaza]

Who is her

[versed harbor]

i fail to see the downside

[vapid badge]

Hawk tuah

[broken ferry]

I called dibs on him

[rough garnet]

You 😭

[meager ingot]

you or him

[rough garnet]

Leave my m alone

[brave helm]

i still have 30 minutes of slowmode in #vrchat-general-1

[olive plaza]

What did I do to him

[rough garnet]

Fr

[meager ingot]

YOU STARTED THIS Misunderstanding now people think im trynna dirty talk

[vapid badge]

isn't it weird how there's no laws against cannibalism in the US and that's just a thing people DON'T do?

[olive plaza]

Wait.. You were dirty talking (??)

[topaz carbon]

So I can js eat people? 🙀

[versed harbor]

Dirty Talk Tuah

[rough garnet]

Wait you might be on to something..

[meager ingot]

if i ever catch you your not like it thats all ima say

[vapid badge]

well no because that's assault and also maybe murder which are illegal

[topaz carbon]

Awh💔

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-going-to-hell-gif-20464250

[olive plaza]

I thought we were friends..

[sullen ivy]

english?

[versed harbor]

i already know this, im a programmer

[meager ingot]

you never added me once

[topaz carbon]

Why do you know this

[rough garnet]

Okay you know too much

[olive plaza]

I dont want to now, you are mean

[vapid badge]

I am a cannibal

[meager ingot]

this is why your getting whats coming to you if i see you

[hallow acorn]

Programmer? I barely know 'er

[olive plaza]

What am I getting when you see me..?

[rough garnet]

With no seasoning?

[olive plaza]

🍰 ?

[meager ingot]

dont worry about it

[broken ferry]

My brain is melting

[olive plaza]

Is it nice or do I need to open a ticket for this :0

[ruby needle]

Sorry but this topic is something you can talk in dms further, not here.

Move on

[vapid badge]

I have some self respect please don't do me that low

[meager ingot]

100 percent nice i lied

[sullen ivy]

[rough garnet]

My fault

[vapid badge]

which topic

[hallow acorn]

FPaul stole my kidney

[rough garnet]

What topic

[topaz carbon]

Not the cannibal one right??

[vapid badge]

I dunno!

[olive plaza]

I am happy to speak to you all :D

[ruby needle]

I needed money

[ruby needle]

Exactly that one

[vapid badge]

[topaz carbon]

[meager ingot]

yk what should happen

[hallow acorn]

Can I have the fingers back at least

[rough garnet]

Bro it’s just jokes…

[vapid badge]

or is it?

[topaz carbon]

Oh nah

[vapid badge]

🐛

[olive plaza]

Lily omg

[meager ingot]

vrchat dms cause im sick of tired messaging people through invites

[vapid badge]

hi

[neat knoll]

dw @hallow acorn I stole fpauls fluffyness
wait nvm fpaul never had it, must've been someone else

[ruby needle]

Don't message people trough invites.

Making that hard is exactly why edits are limited.

[vapid badge]

I'm thinking of making sushi at home but I feel lazy so I dunno

[ruby needle]

This is to limit this specific abuse

[meager ingot]

true

[hallow acorn]

If you don't have your vrchat friends on discord for this exact reason are they really even your friends?

[rough garnet]

Wisdom

[vapid badge]

message people on vrchat and then instantly go red to deprive them of the ability to reply

[olive plaza]

What is ''friends''

[meager ingot]

nah i do its just when i want to send them a message instead of messaging through steam vr and going on discord it would be easy

[hallow acorn]

The voices in your head are your friends

[rough garnet]

I love the idea

[meager ingot]

i have a lot of applications opended thats why

[olive plaza]

opended

[vapid badge]

🫶

[rough garnet]

Opened

[meager ingot]

im gonna kill u

[topaz carbon]

We should get lil VRChat flip phones or sum

[olive plaza]

Staff ?

[rough garnet]

Wait openeded

[meager ingot]

on roblox

[olive plaza]

I dont want to overreact but I am being murdered 🙄

[hallow acorn]

Send an invite request once every ten minutes and ignore them when they actually send an invite

[vapid badge]

if someones favorite game is a mobile game are they a worse person than me

[meager ingot]

shhhh its okay

[olive plaza]

HELP

[meager ingot]

you will be safe

[vapid badge]

like I know they play elden ring and they think brawl stars is the best game on the planet

[meager ingot]

i promise i wont kill you unless you be quiet on roblox ofc

[vapid badge]

based

[rough garnet]

Cod on mobile

[olive plaza]

How old even ru.. Roblox? :(

[meager ingot]

im 17

[vapid badge]

Thats a thing...?

[topaz carbon]

They are a murderer

[sullen ivy]

aint regretting that I opendeneded this chat

[rough garnet]

Yes 😭

[meager ingot]

i love cod on mobile

[brave helm]

how are you? @peak orchid sorry for ping but i wanna bully mods here but im waiting for cooldown in gen 1

[olive plaza]

Do not speak to me

[meager ingot]

i havent played it in a while

[brave helm]

🙂

[vapid badge]

they spent 40 minutes talking to me trying to get me to play brawl stars and I gave up and now its on my phone

[meager ingot]

i knew you was an oldie

[hallow acorn]

To be fair my Roblox account is older then most of the kids playing the game

[topaz carbon]

Oh gosh

[sullen ivy]

were*

[olive plaza]

I already said I was 20, like-

[meager ingot]

im murdering you

[hallow acorn]

*I'm

[meager ingot]

ah i wasnt paying attention when you sent that

[broken ferry]

Say drake, i heard you like em young

[olive plaza]

It's okay, I respect it

[vapid badge]

I'm turning 20 in five days :DDDDD

[hallow acorn]

*wasn't

[rough garnet]

Damn you’re old

[broken ferry]

Im turning 20 on the 22

[olive plaza]

I turned 20, 7 days ago :D

[meager ingot]

but even if you say your 20 your still getting done

[rough garnet]

I turned 20 12/03

[olive plaza]

Do not come near me, thanks

[vapid badge]

if I could be as mean as I'd like to be I'd be REALLY mean I promise you'd like... cry yeah.

[sullen ivy]

you're* x2

[hallow acorn]

*you're

[rough garnet]

😭

[vapid badge]

exactly like that

[rough garnet]

😭 😭

[broken ferry]

My b'day is 02/22/2005

[vapid badge]

maybe not THAT much

[hallow acorn]

Who's stopping you

[olive plaza]

happy bday

[vapid badge]

no comment

[rough garnet]

@sullen ivy is 29

[broken ferry]

Not like the mods care XD

[sullen ivy]

@rough garnet is 28

[olive plaza]

Oh thats okay then

[broken ferry]

OLD

[rough garnet]

Ayo? Exposing me like that for what

[vapid badge]

how does it feel to be old

[sullen ivy]

👀

[olive plaza]

I hope to be just like you when im pushing 30

[rough garnet]

I can’t even walk correctly

[hallow acorn]

The dementia is already kicking in

[vapid badge]

why

[rough garnet]

Guys he’s lying to yall

[vapid badge]

why

[olive plaza]

What is Dementia, again? 🙄

[rough garnet]

I’m 20 chilllll

[sullen ivy]

who isn't atp

[broken ferry]

Her back been broken too many times thats why

[rough garnet]

😭

[vapid badge]

name something only people of your generation would understand

[hallow acorn]

Dementia is

Dementia is when you

Dementia is when

When you

Dementia...

[broken ferry]

Im a virgin boy

[vapid badge]

potato

[rough garnet]

Skiddie toilet

[olive plaza]

Could you draw a clock for me? Sir..

[broken ferry]

Average joe biden sentence

[rough garnet]

[vapid badge]

I mean you got it wrong so I believe you I think

[hallow acorn]

Dementia is when you dementia...

[sullen ivy]

windows 98

[broken ferry]

Lily

[rough garnet]

I’m sorry

[olive plaza]

This is correct!

[vapid badge]

it's okay I probably forgive you

[rough garnet]

“Probably”

[vapid badge]

🇭 🇮

[broken ferry]

Dont forgive them until they grovel and beg for mercy

[vapid badge]

I don't usually make peopel grovel unless I know them very well

[broken ferry]

Weak

[vapid badge]

[hallow acorn]

Sweet potato when sour carrot walks in

[olive plaza]

The new beta-menu buttons are for like.. blind/ old people (??)
Why are they so BIG

[vapid badge]

make EVERYTHING bigger

[broken ferry]

The new buttons look bad ngl

[vapid badge]

and make the clock gay always

[rough garnet]

Fr? I need to check

[vapid badge]

lgbtq clock 100% of the time

[hallow acorn]

Make the menu so big you have to break your neck to navigate it

[sullen ivy]

we're doomed

[rough garnet]

I haven’t charged my trackers in so long

[broken ferry]

I get vrc+ for free anytime i want hehe

[olive plaza]

Everytime something changes in this game, I want to cry

[vapid badge]

make the menu smaller but all of the buttons bigger

add radial sliders to the menu

[olive plaza]

Who's kitten are u

[broken ferry]

Everyones

[rough garnet]

Secret?

[sullen ivy]

me

[broken ferry]

Sell your soul for knowlege that you shouldnt obtain

[hallow acorn]

Gen z but the brain of a 70 year old
Any technology changes and you're just gone

[olive plaza]

Why do you think I downloaded that Windows 7 button for my Windows 10.

[rough garnet]

Where did my girl lily go?

[hallow acorn]

Hell

[rough garnet]

Damn it

[sullen ivy]

unlucky spawn

[vapid badge]

It makes me so happy when someone calls me a girl by default.

anyway yeah I'm back hi wassup

[rough garnet]

Wait

[vapid badge]

waiting

[rough garnet]

huh

[vapid badge]

🐛

[rough garnet]

You’re not a girl?

[vapid badge]

am I?

[rough garnet]

I have been lied to what a cruel world

[vapid badge]

Have you?

[olive plaza]

Lily short for Richard

[sullen ivy]

yes how dare u

[hallow acorn]

That's obviously a black cat wearing a witch hat

[broken ferry]

Has lily ever said they were a girl?

[rough garnet]

Yes that’s correct

[vapid badge]

Lily is lily which is only true like half the time

[rough garnet]

No I judged based on their username

[olive plaza]

So you're half woman

[vapid badge]

25%

[olive plaza]

Which part

[broken ferry]

Wowwwww

[olive plaza]

[vapid badge]

🐛

[hallow acorn]

M is short for Mteven

[broken ferry]

Offensive

[vapid badge]

Short for martin

[olive plaza]

Maiah :(

But yo ucan call me Mark, iguess?

[vapid badge]

Matthew

[broken ferry]

M is short for meg, meg is short for megatron!!

[rough garnet]

Lily tell us what’s your pronouns

[vapid badge]

Any/Amazing

[olive plaza]

Magnum

[hallow acorn]

You got the white people name treatment

[broken ferry]

They dont break

[olive plaza]

I'd love to meet someone with my name and the spelling of it :D

[rough garnet]

Meee!!!

Sorry I lied

[vapid badge]

I don't really like bones much

[hallow acorn]

It's like when people take the name Ashley and make it Ashleigh but you got Maiah instead of Maya

[rough garnet]

wtf is this? I can’t see the emoji

[vapid badge]

bat

[broken ferry]

Certified freak

[olive plaza]

What can I say, original name :p

[vapid badge]

bleeeeble blee

[olive plaza]

Though Ashleigh makes me cry

[vapid badge]

hey guys whats your favorite noise

[sullen ivy]

_ _

[rough garnet]

Babies crying

[broken ferry]

Moans

[vapid badge]

both equally enjoyable

[hallow acorn]

My name isn't original, people started using it in place of 'bro'

[sullen ivy]

_ _

_ _

[olive plaza]

Your name is Patrick

[vapid badge]

I could probably take a dragon

[rough garnet]

What’s yall thoughts on overwatch?

[olive plaza]

Lily??

[vapid badge]

in a fight

[sullen ivy]

the watch goes over indeed

[hallow acorn]

Constance Michelson Gregory the 3rd

[rough garnet]

Wow m hates overwatch my heart is broken

[olive plaza]

I love how it took you a solid minute to come up with this

[sullen ivy]

I like window making there

[olive plaza]

Im sorry pooks

[vapid badge]

marvel rivals jeff the shark

[hallow acorn]

Gotta make it sound as british as possible

[sullen ivy]

nu uh

[broken ferry]

Make grilled cheese with mayonaise instead of butter. You will thank me later

[olive plaza]

Are you trynna care fr the Europeans
Thats sweet

[vapid badge]

make grilled cheese but also make the bread garlic bread

[rough garnet]

They should make that game in first person

[broken ferry]

Holy shit

[sullen ivy]

+1

[vapid badge]

his name is jeff

[broken ferry]

Im doing that right nos

[vapid badge]

🐛

[broken ferry]

Nvm

[rough garnet]

[broken ferry]

I alread mayo'd my bread

[vapid badge]

unironically really good you just make it on a frying pan but add some butter so garlic powder actually sticks onto the bread

[hallow acorn]

Making fun of them, you wouldn't ever catch me supporting the British, and especially not the fr*nch

[vapid badge]

super easy

[olive plaza]

I am Dutch 💟

[lofty whale]

disgusting creatures

[rough garnet]

Where did zee go?

[olive plaza]

Zee had enough

[sullen ivy]

well well well look who's back

[rough garnet]

[lofty whale]

walls > toilets (french)

[olive plaza]

huh

[sullen ivy]

schiz

[hallow acorn]

Passable

[lofty whale]

french culture

[vapid badge]

why did you guys eat the president that one time

[olive plaza]

Bee nto France multiple times, I have no diea what u yappin ab

[olive plaza]

I'm sorry Lily, I was hungry :(

[vapid badge]

Could have shared... greedy...

[hallow acorn]

Who wouldn't want to eat the Dutch president though, isn't that just common sense

[olive plaza]

Our current one is kinda.. bad-

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sacknana-little-big-planet-computer-gif-13556201530974138623

[vapid badge]

om nom nom

[hallow acorn]

Our prime minister is a weird bald guy probably tastes bad

[olive plaza]

lily no

[olive plaza]

where ru from

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-18202559725870376250

[olive plaza]

Christopher

[vapid badge]

but tasty

[hallow acorn]

[olive plaza]

New Zealand right :D

[vapid badge]

more like australia 2

[olive plaza]

True

[hallow acorn]

Tasmania basically

[vapid badge]

more like australia 1.5

[olive plaza]

idk i saw ur steam

since u wouldnt tell me 🙄

[hallow acorn]

I posted a picture of a Kiwi if you couldn't figure that out that's on you

[olive plaza]

I mean

I never hear ANYTHING about New Zealand

The only time I ever heard of it was that one episode in Big Time Rush

[hallow acorn]

Good

[olive plaza]

Other than that, there is no news about yall, ever 😭

[hallow acorn]

We pride ourselves on being forgotten on world maps

[olive plaza]

I mean

only 5 mil people

[hallow acorn]

30 million sheep

[olive plaza]

You count that as family?

[hallow acorn]

That's our military

[vapid badge]

I know about new zealand because of a protest that happened

and the bird

[hallow acorn]

Which one

[olive plaza]

But yeah yall dont have alot of people on that piece of land

[lofty whale]

new zealand > australia

[hallow acorn]

Real

[lofty whale]

kiwis are tumeke

(i think that means cool)

[vapid badge]

dunno but it was the one where some members of... something did like this native war dance thing and I was like "waow"

[hallow acorn]

Oh the Maori party when they were tearing apart the paper in parliament?

[olive plaza]

In 1642 Dutch explorer Abel Tasman was the first European to discover New Zealand

SICK

[vapid badge]

yes

[olive plaza]

Were like siblings

[hallow acorn]

He kinda just went yeah there's land there and then fucked off back to Australia

[olive plaza]

Well

Dutch cartographers renamed the land Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland. British explorer James Cook subsequently anglicized the name to New Zealand.

''I hate the Brits''

Would you like to rename your country?

[vapid badge]

🐛

[hallow acorn]

New Zealand could've been a Dutch colony and then later on we were almost an American colony

We were robbed twice and got stuck with the British

[vapid badge]

become an american colony plz we want funny bird

[olive plaza]

Just rename the country already

Old Landzea

[vapid badge]

why not just call it zealand and make the dutch mad

[olive plaza]

What would we be mad for

[hallow acorn]

Nova Zeelandia does sound cooler

[vapid badge]

Because its not new? implies its first I suppose

[olive plaza]

Nova is not even a Dutch word, it is like speaking a language u dont understand to look cool

[vapid badge]

REAL zealand maybe

[olive plaza]

This happened 400 years ago

I am not worried

[vapid badge]

:<

can you be over dramatic instead

[hallow acorn]

First name given to the country was Aotearoa anyway
Land of the long white cloud

[olive plaza]

Oh god.. please dont rename New Zealand, that might like.. start a war GRR

[lofty whale]

does new zealand despise the Dutch, like how Irish do the brits?

[vapid badge]

thanks

[vapid badge]

yes obviously duh

[olive plaza]

Not really? lol

Most people don't know the Dutch exist, or they think were Danish lol

[lofty whale]

not very obvious to me at least, otherside of the globe

[vapid badge]

my first experience knowing that you existed was eating dutch cheese! :D

[lofty whale]

i just know kiwis are cool 💪

[hallow acorn]

The Irish hate the British because they want to be their own country, New Zealand only knows the Dutch as the people with the funny language.

But we also kinda hate the British

[vapid badge]

do people LIKE the british

I don't even think british people like the british

[hallow acorn]

The British like the British until they move away from Britain

[olive plaza]

Most people know us cause of the ermm r3d-light industry or w33d

[vapid badge]

I know you because of windmills and cheese :>

[olive plaza]

The Brits just have this weird social-ladder and hate eachother if they're poor lol

[olive plaza]

I love you for this

[vapid badge]

bleeble

[hallow acorn]

And bikes

[vapid badge]

bleeg

[hallow acorn]

I feel like the Dutch ride a lot of bikes for some reason

[vapid badge]

no need for lotta lotaa cars

why have lots of cars

[olive plaza]

I have 3 bikes lol

[vapid badge]

can I borrow 3 of them and not give them back

[olive plaza]

How will I ever get to my job

[hallow acorn]

I live in a country with only 5 million people and we still don't have walkable cities

[vapid badge]

jog

[lofty whale]

no embed, gonna die

[olive plaza]

Were 4-5 times smaller and have 18 million >:(

[hallow acorn]

NZ is about the same landmass as Japan

[olive plaza]

Currently packing my shit to move to Nova Zeelandia

[vapid badge]

I live in america and nothing is walkable and bikes are going to get you killed

[hallow acorn]

We filled all the space up with sheep

[olive plaza]

Therei s space for me right

[vapid badge]

if you ride a bike everyone hates you and you might even deserve it for trying to ride a bike because the road was not built with you in mind

[olive plaza]

You could pretty much bike to the other side of my country, would take u a bit but its possible.

[vapid badge]

the road was built to make you BUY CARS

[hallow acorn]

If you can find New Zealand go ahead

[vapid badge]

you couldn't bike to the next town over

(in america)

[olive plaza]

To be fair, I feel like there is more roads for bikes than for cars

[hallow acorn]

Just one more lane, I swear it'll fix the traffic this time

[olive plaza]

Were just healthy people, what can i sya

[vapid badge]

true

[vapid badge]

what's something mean I can say about you

[olive plaza]

Lily, I like you bc ur not dumb.

I had an American ask me if we have IKEA over here, once-

[vapid badge]

[hallow acorn]

See, if that question was aimed at me it wouldn't be stupid

[vapid badge]

True I'm a genius

[olive plaza]

Or Americans that are like ''Europe?? I heard of that once or twice''

[vapid badge]

we are too big to care about europe we're that awesome

[olive plaza]

''Brittain left Europe right?''
Yes they're their own continent now, obviously! :)

[hallow acorn]

I think the nearest IKEA to me is in like Hawaii or something

[vapid badge]

obviously? why do you think they colonized half the world

[olive plaza]

Europe is only slightly larger than the United States, with just over 100,000 more miles.

[vapid badge]

if I was british I too would try to leave

[vapid badge]

Come to america I will give you captain crunch

[olive plaza]

I love Hawaii, its 12 hrs time dif

[vapid badge]

[hallow acorn]

It's a trap, the only road out of Britain takes you straight to France

[olive plaza]

Which America, north or south

and what country ??

😼

[vapid badge]

the one that decided to name itself after the continent

[lofty whale]

the only one with america as the country name

[olive plaza]

Its like when you copy homework from someoen LOL

[lofty whale]

the rest go by ykno, their country name

[vapid badge]

I mean what would YOU name america?

[olive plaza]

Unoriginal Muricah name

[olive plaza]

Dumb, Fat, Shooting-land (??)

[lofty whale]

idk how europeans get confused about that

[hallow acorn]

The United states of the Centre of the American continent

[olive plaza]

Lily said America, thats 2 continents though

[vapid badge]

I'd be racist to you right now if I knew anything about the netherlands

[olive plaza]

Thats a nationality though..

[lofty whale]

i rest my case

[vapid badge]

politely ...die...

[olive plaza]

/ban

[vapid badge]

🐛

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-plinker98-lowtiergod-caption-meme-gif-12333197864584502943

[vapid badge]

tbh dutch is just german with extra steps

[hallow acorn]

It's drunk english pretending to be German

[vapid badge]

fr

[olive plaza]

And we dont pull the Elon Musk here..

[vapid badge]

???

[olive plaza]

His silly.. erm, gesture (??)

[vapid badge]

eat your president again

[hallow acorn]

Elongated Muskrat

[olive plaza]

I would, he is like trump 2.0

[vapid badge]

to be fair no one ACTUALLY likes elon not even his fanboys do anymore

he's literally rigging video games to be the top on leaderboards of things he doesn't play lol

[olive plaza]

Like what.. online chess?

[hallow acorn]

You'd be surprised the mental gymnastics people will do online to defend him

[vapid badge]

diablo

[lofty whale]

basement dweller game

like more so than world of warcraft (probably)

[vapid badge]

people who use "X" are not people they are brainrotted

[lofty whale]

okay but to be fair bluskies is awful

[vapid badge]

the worms consumed all intelligence that may have lingered on and they shamble on like corpses

[hallow acorn]

There's pictures of him online ignoring his infant son to play Diablo

Wild

[lofty whale]

the auto mod

[vapid badge]

sorry what I meant to say was
you sir should DIE and have NO taste

bluesky is alright you just have to actually follow people and interact with it

[olive plaza]

im hungry

[hallow acorn]

Instagram comments too

[vapid badge]

it isn't like twitter where you can just let posts... come to you you have to actually post too

[lofty whale]

the only thing i get on there is trump/elon talk, and furries showing their massive stomachs

[vapid badge]

bluesky is more community oriented instead of slop content

[vapid badge]

so follow people you like

then check following

[hallow acorn]

I get on by simply using neither

[lofty whale]

like i genuienly cannot escape it, on a fresh account with no interactions or anything

[vapid badge]

pick out people you like from twitter

[lofty whale]

even on 0 following

[vapid badge]

Try checking the tags out

the discover feed does suck I'll give you that it is entirely random lol

[lofty whale]

i only follow 3D artists and stuff like substance painter, but i do that on blueskies. the algorithm there is genuinely botched

[hallow acorn]

It's 5 am

[vapid badge]

I don't really use the algorithm on it I just used the following feed and thas it

[olive plaza]

sleep

[vapid badge]

I make my own personalized little lists so I can see specific posts from people I follow but thats kinda it

[olive plaza]

its 5pm here hehe

[lofty whale]

i ditched it, at least on x u can easily hide stuff. id take a random trump tshirt ad that u can scroll past in .06 seconds than blueskies

[vapid badge]

bluesky better

[hallow acorn]

Imagine it still being Wednesday

[lofty whale]

naur

[vapid badge]

yearh

[olive plaza]

I am off today, so Im happy :D

[vapid badge]

I don't like slop content being force fed to me

[lofty whale]

at least its not instsgram

[vapid badge]

I like seeing oomfie post and be omg hi and they're like stfu I hate you and I'm like <3 back

[lofty whale]

we can probably agree on that at least

[hallow acorn]

I have a meeting at 9:30

[vapid badge]

I don't use instagram!!!!

[olive plaza]

go to bed

[hallow acorn]

I considered it

[vapid badge]

I asked my friend who does use it and they said if I used insta reels ever I WOULD see someone die and I was like
Oh.

and then didn't use it!

I started using rednote though

[hallow acorn]

Yeah reels will throw curve balls at you

[vapid badge]

rednote is alright but it does have some of the worlds least interesting communist propaganda ever I think I could do better personally tbh

[hallow acorn]

Maybe they'll hire you

[vapid badge]

Probably not I don like china

[olive plaza]

rednote confused me and my phone started acting up so i deleted it

[vapid badge]

Rednote is mostly confusing when you're new to it

[hallow acorn]

China is fine, Chinese people are cool, the CCP not so much

[olive plaza]

i mean

[vapid badge]

phone acting up is probably a you problem though

[olive plaza]

i dont speak chinese so erm

[vapid badge]

pretty much

[olive plaza]

I mean fair, its an iPhone 11, she is old C:

[vapid badge]

chinese person talked to me about my favorite anime about funny magical lesbians :>

[hallow acorn]

Naruto

[lofty whale]

doesnt rednote ban anything lgbt related?

[olive plaza]

I met chinese ppl who didnt know the John Cena thing :(

[vapid badge]

You obviously don't like magical girls.

[vapid badge]

No

[olive plaza]

Winnie the Pooh ban

[hallow acorn]

I barely watch anime anymore

[vapid badge]

Rednote does ban anti china stuff though and things about violence so you can't just tell people to DIE like the pathetic disgusting worms they are

[lofty whale]

dropping a tianemen world portal in a chinese instance

[olive plaza]

and winnie the pooh

[vapid badge]

idk maybe but that isn't really a funny joke its just like repeating a line so idc

[olive plaza]

what do you mean lol

I thought that was genuinely banned on socials in China

[lofty whale]

someone has to be chronically addicted to use rednote

[hallow acorn]

On the other hand you can probably get people you don't like banned by just hitting them with anti CCP copy pasta

[vapid badge]

I think it's banned to like use it as a joke thing but not actually banned banned

[vapid badge]

no not at all

[olive plaza]

Ohh okay fair, yeah I saw it in the news once

[vapid badge]

rednote is like actually a functional app it doesn't work like boom magic murder trick haha it just its tiktok it is just tiktok but chinese

it has some special rules about talking about politics and some about violence and thats kinda it

[olive plaza]

I did not miss the Americans when the 12hr ban was a thing on TikTok c:

[hallow acorn]

I miss the days when I would get put with Chinese people in Oceania servers in games and I could get them kicked by typing Tiananmen square in the chat

[lofty whale]

feels weird to migrate there is all

[vapid badge]

and you can send images in comment sections

[lofty whale]

let the chinese have their things

[vapid badge]

you can just post them in comment sections on rednote whenever you want

[lofty whale]

such a british colonizer move

[olive plaza]

I mean you can send gifs in comments on TikTok

[vapid badge]

its a public app

[lofty whale]

colonizer

tiktok is back anyway

[vapid badge]

yeah but I like rednote

[olive plaza]

I hope it will be gone for Americans again 😻

[ruby needle]

and europeans

[lofty whale]

british humor isnt even funny

[ruby needle]

tha app needs to go

[hallow acorn]

It was gone for 14 hours and people's entire worlds crumbled

[ruby needle]

[olive plaza]

go where

[edgy tiger]

Agreed

[ruby needle]

away

[vapid badge]

rednote will probably make it so theres a chinese exclusive version after a while anyway

[olive plaza]

I love doomscrollin on tiktok when im bored tho D:

[lofty whale]

lets be real, i dont remember a single thing europeans did that was funny on that app

[olive plaza]

Being dumb = being funny

So that explains that.

[lofty whale]

thats the conclusion u jumped to

[hallow acorn]

Probably not, they see Americans already falling for the Chinese propoganda so they'll leave it as is

[vapid badge]

europeans are about as funny as american users were

[vapid badge]

thas dumb

[lofty whale]

yeah idk about that

[vapid badge]

People are people

the only ones that aren't funny are... australians for no reason in particular

[lofty whale]

the adidas tracksuit people yes

[olive plaza]

Apparently a continent decides if you're funny 🧘

[hallow acorn]

Counterpoint, germans

[lofty whale]

country*

but yeah basically

[olive plaza]

Europe is not a country hunny

[lofty whale]

huh?

[olive plaza]

You said Europeans aren't funny lol

Europe is still not a country..

[lofty whale]

nobodys talking about europe deciding anything

[hallow acorn]

Realest shit ever

[lofty whale]

i think youre confused

[olive plaza]

''Country''

[vapid badge]

europe IS a country and I shall rule it with an IRON FIST

[olive plaza]

Lily pls I have hope in u

[lofty whale]

nothing in that was about europeans deciding

i think u need to reread

[vapid badge]

Netherlands will be spared if you can make more cheese

[hallow acorn]

Europe is a country and they're all just vassal states of Lily's empire

[vapid badge]

actually no I need to just have it probably for the cheese

[olive plaza]

You said Europeans didnt do anything funny on that app

[vapid badge]

I think I'll like... sink... england

[olive plaza]

So I said that apparently a continent decides if you're funny, when you live in it

[vapid badge]

like cut off scotland with a giant comically sized saw and MAYBE wales

and then I will sink england

[hallow acorn]

Smudge France off the map while you're at it

[olive plaza]

MAYBE

could you remove france, completely

[lofty whale]

and what does this have to do with europe deciding?

[vapid badge]

no I'm going to make france like 5 different countries for no reason

and then watch them get racist about each other

[lofty whale]

nobody brought them to the table to decide

[vapid badge]

it'll be funny

[lofty whale]

😭

[olive plaza]

Europe didnt decide, you just said Europeans arent funny, so my continent is the deciding factor for me not being funny

[hallow acorn]

French Canada all over again

[olive plaza]

And then you called Europe a country

☠️

[lofty whale]

ur continent barely knows u even exist

[olive plaza]

And then Lily removed France, luckily

[vapid badge]

chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba

[lofty whale]

i was referring to the US

[olive plaza]

I don't think you understand anything here, American.

[lofty whale]

u genuinely are bad at assumptions

[vapid badge]

I will buy greenland

[lofty whale]

stay away from a casino

[vapid badge]

I will also buy iceland

[hallow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/chibi-chibi-cat-chibi-chibi-chaba-chaba-chibi-chibi-chaba-chaba-ruby-ruby-raba-raba-silly-cat-chibi-cat-gif-17753216221998742537

[vapid badge]

I will then force them to make OC's of their country and it'll become the national mascot for both of them

[olive plaza]

Whatever you say, I think im funny

[lofty whale]

not even windmill emoji

nobody thinks about yall

[vapid badge]

I will then ship them together and make billions of dollars

[lofty whale]

😞

[olive plaza]

We cant unthink about you, theres just so much of you- sm weight :(

[hallow acorn]

Buy greenland and Iceland and switch their names around just as it was foretold

[vapid badge]

I would like to melt all of the ice on greenland and then freeze iceland

[olive plaza]

I would love to see this

[lofty whale]

better than famine 🫶

we eating

[vapid badge]

I think destroying the environment is funnier

[olive plaza]

I can tell.

Please stop doing that.

[vapid badge]

if we were being honest it isn't that we are eating a lot just that the foods here are less healthy

[olive plaza]

I will bring you a salad dw <3

[vapid badge]

bring me CHEESE

[hallow acorn]

Dump a billion plastic straws and like 20 thousand car batteries in the ocean while you're at it, just for fun

[lofty whale]

we have plenty of healthy food honestly

[olive plaza]

Like what

[vapid badge]

Not really

Like the problem is the way our regulation works

[olive plaza]

Mcdonalds burgers arent healthy bc theres tomato on it yk..

[vapid badge]

Ronald reagan after destroying EVERYTHING....

[lofty whale]

u can buy literally any healthy food at a store

we have excess of everything

[vapid badge]

where the hell do you live?

[lofty whale]

which also includes healthy food

[hallow acorn]

But nobody does

[vapid badge]

I live in a small town in oklahoma my stores that sell "healthy food" are literally an hour and a half away from me

[olive plaza]

I believe that even the ''healthy'' food is just like fake- yk?

Like AI-made fruits and veggies

[vapid badge]

and are also twice as expensive as the unhealthy food

I LIVE on a dollar general and a walmart

[lofty whale]

idk, idk any fat people personally, i dont know where they migrate to

[vapid badge]

dollar general my beloved <3

[lofty whale]

maybe theres more up north or something

[hallow acorn]

That's like 50% of your country's entire population

[vapid badge]

Nasty northerner...

[lofty whale]

nooo lmao

[vapid badge]

as someone from the south my pride is hating every other state that exists

[olive plaza]

They have extra layers of fat to protect them when they're in war

[lofty whale]

honestly same

other states are inferior

[vapid badge]

literally all of them and also mine because I don't like my state either I just wish texas would burn and so would california and flordia and texas and newyork and did I mention texas?

[hallow acorn]

Modern Americans would've rolled up the beach on d-day

[lofty whale]

europe speaking on war, yall ARE the warzone

[vapid badge]

true

[olive plaza]

I am not speaking ab it, I am just talking about yalls protection c:

[vapid badge]

can we agree to fight on greenland next time

[olive plaza]

HELP

I'm just a girl, I don't do war, just blow me up

[vapid badge]

okay!

[lofty whale]

modern europeans wouldve invited the nazis in cause they wouldve been scared to be judged

[olive plaza]

Anyways, it was nice speaking to yall, amma get dinnerrr :)

[olive plaza]

Youre just talking to talk rn

[lofty whale]

not really

[olive plaza]

See yall :)

[vapid badge]

What...???

[lofty whale]

at least its a british thing, but hey its on the same continent

[hallow acorn]

I'm chilling at the bottom of the world, while you're all getting nukes off the map I'm just gonna be sad that my internet went down

[vapid badge]

well actually maybe like hungary

hungary would definitely do that

[olive plaza]

1 country speaks for 44 total

[vapid badge]

and the british

[hallow acorn]

America's current political climate lookin kinda familiar

[olive plaza]

okay bye now LOL

[vapid badge]

hungary and the UK and...... maybe like... certain french people

[olive plaza]

france 👎

[lofty whale]

which is an average occurrence for europeans

we learn from the ones who do it best

[vapid badge]

I am not the biggest fan of countries in general

[lofty whale]

💪

american racism is a candle to the sun of europe's

[hallow acorn]

Honestly just make world leaders fist fight each other to settle wars

[vapid badge]

tbh true enough

[hallow acorn]

Oh you want to be president? Stick em up

[vapid badge]

bleeeg

[lofty whale]

fat people > genuinely racist people who have never evolved with couple thousand years of a headstart

[hallow acorn]

Americans are just Europeans on a different continent there's not really much of an argument there

[vapid badge]

okay NOW you're being weird and I'm gonna back out of the conversation now

[hallow acorn]

Real

I should like
Sleep or something

[vapid badge]

yes

[lofty whale]

[hallow acorn]

[lofty whale]

true tho, they had thousand year headstart for better culture

[vapid badge]

......... you are being weird and are just coming off kind of racist and should stop before you get in trouble for it

"Better culture" is fucking wild man

[lofty whale]

im coming off as racist by saying fat people are better than racism?

are u okay?

[vapid badge]

I suppose so yes you have somehow managed to do that

I leave now bye bye

[lofty whale]

water horse, drink river, cant

[hallow acorn]

[hallow acorn]

Pick one

[lofty whale]

racism will always exist

europe is very open about it

big difference

thousands years headstart, compared to a country less thsn 300 years old

yeah, it kinds says alot.

😭

[peak orchid]

That is not something you guys should discuss in here 🙃

[meager ingot]

hi

finally my own peace

and quiet

GO AWAY

ah so lifes been good

racism doesnt exist

i finally have a channel all to myself

[devout perch]

NUH uh

[meager ingot]

NO

[devout perch]

Teehee

[meager ingot]

dont bring any attention to this channel

i dont want anybody speaking in here this is my new channell

[devout perch]

Hey everyone talk here

[meager ingot]

they wont

[devout perch]

Dang it

[meager ingot]

i told them im switching channels and they have switched to gen 1

[olive plaza]

im a she

[devout perch]

Danggg

[meager ingot]

go away

[olive plaza]

zee >:(

[devout perch]

Be niceeeee

[meager ingot]

i dont like you after what you did

[olive plaza]

I dont really have any issues with him, he just told me multiple times that if I would come across him, he would kill me.

[devout perch]

What’d they do

[meager ingot]

they betrayed gen 1

they switched to gen 2

[devout perch]

😱

[olive plaza]

And then he told me he was 17

so i said bye :D

[devout perch]

Oop-

[meager ingot]

then leave woman

let me have my own chat

without seeing you or anybody else in here cause quite frankly i like it when its quiet

yippie

a lovely channel to myself

life is shrek

live love laugh

||i know your reading my messages shooo||

lalalalalaa

is racism mixed between genders or within them

now thats a real controverisal question

we shouldnt start an question like that

hmm

pasta or stir fry which one is better

i say stir fry

hmmmm

lowkey gta 6 i think its gonna be good

but its sad they are delaying it fr

😭

squid game 3 is coming out soon aswell

[olive plaza]

Rule 7, thanks.

[meager ingot]

go away

you little bummer im not spamming im speaking to the chat

actually

little stalker