You can take one item from SoR 1 on an uninhabited island with you. What would that item be an why?

[serene marlin]

[sharp forge]

Resurrection shampoo, for obvious reasons

[balmy creek]

Fun channel idea!

[serene marlin]

ty. here's hoping some new members will open up and talk here! to greak the ice

[balmy creek]

Item teleporter is an item... So yeah becoming a god would be fun

[odd gulch]

Any item?

I would take warp grenades and leave the island

[rain trench]

resurrection shampoo is the practical answer (arguably you'd want that even off a deserted island)
but hear me out:

warp grenades

my justification:

• it would be funny
• it would be funny
• it would be funny

[odd gulch]

I would prefer not to be on an island without all my things

So I would just leave

[balmy creek]

Otherwise friend phone would be nice if it worked like in game creating 2 maximally friendly people and not just talking to your existing friends on the phone

[odd gulch]

How many of these items can I have

[solid rapids]

Quick escape teleporter, so I can hurt myself and just teleport back to safety. Easy.

[rain trench]

you can just throw a warp grenade near you to get the same effect without... uh... masochism

[solid rapids]

I could, but someone else already said warp grenades, and I know better than to take the same starting item as someone else.

I know I have 99 nuggets but I'll be damned if I use them frivolously

[rain trench]

i like the implication there's some sort of building or something we're all claiming SOR items from

[odd gulch]

Rocks hurt

[solid rapids]

Yeah, from this guy

Where else

[rain trench]

i forget the loadout soldier exists tbh

[solid rapids]

Fortress brought warps so I rerolled until I got quick escapes instead. It's rude to take the same starting item, unless it's a really really funny one.

[odd gulch]

Can I bring all 256,389 chicken nuggets with me

[solid rapids]

256k? Hmm... they aren't counterfeit nuggets, are they?

[rain trench]

for other items that could help in survival that other people haven't mentioned yet:

• an axe for gathering wood wouldn't hurt
• while fud's status as food is debatable, it can probably do the bare minimum of keeping you from starving just in case you wanna save some other food. so a fud processor would be nice
• the cigarette lighter is literally just a lighter, and having an easy way to make a fire is always nice
• a mini fridge could refrigerate some of the food you gather
• first aid kit. it's a first aid kit.

[solid rapids]

I can't believe you haven't suggested the most obvious choice

Holo Bigfoot, for company

[calm tide]

monkey barrel better

[rain trench]

hologram bigfoots are strictly for inciting violence!!!!

plus if you want company the friend phone exists

[solid rapids]

Well if you're as dumb as me you can fall for the illusion yourself and think you have a sparring buddy, then

[acoustic temple]

What is on the island?

[solid rapids]

I'd say you gotta think outside of the box here, but as previously established, I don't think at all, box or not.

[rain trench]

think of the most stereotypical deserted island

that is what's probably on the island

[acoustic temple]

So trees then

[rain trench]

i'd be concerned if it DIDN'T have trees frankly

[solid rapids]

On that note, also bring carboard boxes. Why? Couldn't come up with a funny answer to that question in the time it took me to type this out, sorry.

[acoustic temple]

I bring fud processer

Chop tree for wood

Wood for fud

[warm trout]

You could also get a lot of mileage from the Kill Healtherizer, the Possession Stone, or the Translator.

[rain trench]

just pick up random rocks from the ground and put them in the processor

[odd gulch]

Can I bring a rock

[calm tide]

it says uninhabited does that include animals

[solid rapids]

Cologne, so that you aren't stinky whenever rescue maybe shows up for you.

[rain trench]

i feel like the implication is "no other humans"

cars can't drive in water

if you're a boat owner though...

[acoustic temple]

It sez SoR1

[rain trench]

oop

do you think they specifically said SOR1 because of the car remote LMFAO

[solid rapids]

My favorite SoR1 item

B o a t

[calm tide]

im bringing a tazer and enslaving all of the animals to do all my work

[vagrant wyvern]

Mayor's Hat. 🎩
boom - I'm the mayor of this island, and you are not!

[acoustic temple]

Giantizer

Walk on ocean

[odd gulch]

What for

Makes sense

[warm trout]

I would also not eat Fud outside of an actual emergency. I'm pretty sure it's canonically made of Human Meat, Soy and Literal Garbage.

[solid rapids]

Ah, genius, skip the whole rest of the game and immediately start the cutscene. Speedrun WR, and an easy way back to base.

[acoustic temple]

Fun Unedible Delicacy

[rigid comet]

cyanide pill, i'll make it quick

[sharp forge]

What if you teleport in an even worse place

[steady coral]

"Sugar" but it wouldn't last... I'm not surviving the island... a slow death would be miserable... I choose the timed explosive so I can die quickly.

[solid rapids]

It'd be pretty funny at least

[odd gulch]

Jock how do you get to the mainland in sor2?

I’d imagine the warp grenade functions the same way

[sharp forge]

-Debugcontrols

[sharp forge]

I get it

But still

[odd gulch]

No

[acoustic temple]

Bring hacking device

[sharp forge]

Imagine you could warp anywhere

[acoustic temple]

Hack brain

Enter matrix

Profit

[odd gulch]

Anywhere closer to home is good enough

[warm trout]

Hack island fridge, get inside, run back to shore.

[rain trench]

...what island are you on that has a fridge??????????

[sharp forge]

What if you dont teleport close to home

Rather the opposite

[acoustic temple]

My island

[rain trench]

they said uninhabited island

[odd gulch]

Then I can contact civilization so I may get home

[rain trench]

get that other person OUTTA there!!!!

[warm trout]

Not undecorated.

[acoustic temple]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-indiana-jones-fridge-hiding-in-fridge-nuketown-gif-17865546

[solid rapids]

If only they had made a portable augmentation booth. I'd just reroll one of my perks into Teleport Happy.

[acoustic temple]

U have no money

[sharp forge]

I would bring the item teleporter

[solid rapids]

I'd go treasure hunting

Deserted islands are also pirate treasure spots, that's what the movies say so it must be true

[odd gulch]

I’d bring a rock

[sharp forge]

Id bring a single beer

[odd gulch]

I’d bring a single bear

[lost ginkgo]

The Mayor's hat. I'd tell all the crabs of how well I can change the island

[desert arrow]

Either Friend Phone or Emergency Teleporter
The latter to hurt myself until I teleport to the closest other land and return

[visual ember]

Necoconomicon
For having friends
noone said it wasn't a graveyard island

(100th response yay)

[near stirrup]

Aww, someone already taken warp grenade.

Well, then i'll take portable sell-o-matic, cause if i manage to get out of the place, i'll get the literal philosophers stone that turns items into gold

[vagrant wyvern]

can sell sand to the machine then build a bridge to the land with the coins

[shrewd holly]

Giantizer.
i can just throw it in a river, now i can get fish for months.

[near stirrup]

even better idea - can sell the ocean

[shrewd holly]

But doesn't it have a limit on the amount of coins?

[near stirrup]

Portable one doesn't

thats why Shopkeeper is op

[vagrant wyvern]

the man who sold the world

[shrewd holly]

literally lol

[rigid comet]

if fish wont eat you

[lunar dagger]

Grenade

[viral shoal]

I would bring a syringe.

The question already implies that you end washed up on an island all by yourself w/o friends, money or anything else...

At least the RNG could save you from dying of boredom

[rancid sluice]

Signed baseball for sure

[shrewd holly]

fish can't walk as far i know.

[viral shoal]

Indeed, but sometimes fish can try and do these wavy moves when out of water.

Now increase the fish size and think of the move as a good blunt force trauma or even a tremor source

[odd gulch]

Pot of greed and a pot of avarice

[shrewd holly]

Nah, i'd win
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square–cube_law

[visual ember]

Leaf blower so I could fly off the island easily

[sharp forge]

🤤

[steady agate]

Fud Processor. And I'll pray that it has more than the default 20 charges

[lyric fulcrum]

Fud processor. I'm a terrible cook, and fud is at least technically edible.

[steady agate]

Wow, same wavelengths

[lyric fulcrum]

Frend!

[steady agate]

I like cooking personally, but no cooking equipment, so might as well make things simple

[cloud tartan]

cyanide pill

[vast quiver]

Probably whatever the item is that gives you money for killing. Then I could fuel my car addiction with slaughtering.

[steady agate]

Kill Profiter, but who're you gonna buy the cars from?

[vast quiver]

The drug car dealer

[near stirrup]

okay, wait, but item spawner thing also exists in SoR

[vast quiver]

I can just buy a car, drive over people, get new car when it breaks and repeat the process

[balmy creek]

This was my first choice too!

[desert arrow]

Remembers me I need to finish watching that

[reef frost]

truer words have never been said

Not sure if this has already been said because I dind't read everything, but I'd take the Mech Key because...

And how about the unused Magic Lamp...? Maybe I could get a genie to help. Speaking of which, playable genie for sor2??

[steady agate]

On an uninhabited island?

[unreal pebble]

dont you have to drink that...

[restive pelican]

Mech Key and Mech

[reef frost]

That's what I proposed

[cloud tartan]

What about the possesion stone

[steady coral]

I forgot about this one, I went with timed explosive for the same outcome (I assume it's for you and not the ocean)

[cloud tartan]

its for the ocean

[steep bane]

[distant anchor]

Gun so I can kill myself

better than starving to death it's an uninhabitable island

[unreal pebble]

this did come into my head, but dark

[distant anchor]

dookie question I think author meant "desert island"

[visual ember]

Water pumping station + any drug

[unreal pebble]

it says uninhabited tbf

[distant anchor]

I'm dyslexic I thought it said uninhabitable

[steady coral]

I don't think I even read the whole question and just went to "desert island" in my head, like a lump of sand with a single palm tree. If it's got a bit of elevation and some woodland/wildlife then I'm good tbh, I'll probably bring the axe as a more reliable tool outside of anything primitive I could make.

[onyx plinth]

my favorite item in the game is the one that teleports you through walls. useless on an island, so imma go with the Fud Processor. basically infinite food. stuff some sand in there, bam.

[steady coral]

you're gonna eat your island doing that, try water, or better still set it to "air" and don't let go of the thing or it'll be a world-ending event

[onyx plinth]

cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but instead of meatballs its fud

[green lodge]

item teleporter is kind of the objectively correct answer

because it lets you get any other item

[steady coral]

that's a debug item though, not sure it counts

[acoustic temple]

Easily emergency teleporter

Just hit yourself until you go back home

[unreal pebble]

you have to beat yourself to near death 😭

[acoustic temple]

So

I have medkits at home

And doctor nearby

[little ferry]

I would take the Mayor's Hat and build a makeshift podium so I could declare my new mayor status on the island. It wouldn't really help with the situation, but it would look really neat (and the Mayor's Hat is nearly indestructible).

[acoustic temple]

Order animals around?

[little ferry]

I don't have a translator to order them around 😢

[lavish tinsel]

The possession stone, so I can possess a seagull and go back home.

[arctic fulcrum]

translator, so i can talk to animals and persuade them to serve me as their leader

[sweet fractal]

the ghost vessel for spooky talking

[agile relic]

item teleporter. if not, fud processor

or friend phone

[acoustic temple]

Friend phone is better fud processer

[tiny elk]

Taser to disable animals / fry fish

[agile relic]

taser is the only infinite weapon in sor

[silent lagoon]

Shrink Ray. Nobody will ever find my Enemy terrarium.

[mental python]

I’d take a food processor. Wouldn’t be fun, but I’d live a little longer

[steep bane]

Ghost Gibber so I can kms in da cool tropical watahs mon 😎 🌴

[sharp forge]

Mech pilots arm cannon

[agile relic]

special ability

[sharp forge]

Its a weapon

But sure

Its not an item

[cold linden]

Escape teleporter, you get teleported off if you're lucky - or you could take the body swapper if you're evil

[runic bloom]

Your mother [throws down photos]

[rain trench]

not that far off from an actual SOR item, actually

https://streetsofrogue.fandom.com/wiki/Incriminating_Photo

[acoustic temple]

Easily taking tooth

🦷

[idle iron]

you could just warp into the middle of piranha infested water

I'd take a syringe filled with biggify solution and then just walk along the bottom till i found civilization

and then i might godzilla it

[glacial oracle]

Cube of lampey, because it's a cube and also it will allow me to get stuff from breaking lamps on this island.

[visual ember]

The macguffin muffin
it's tasty and plot relevant or something

[odd gulch]

Still got 4-1 more

Plus, aren’t they freshwater?

[rain trench]

the giant status effect lasts 15 seconds

if it was WAY longer though you could probably do this yeah

[glacial oracle]

Longer Status Effects+

[rain trench]

i mean
i guess they didn't specify you couldn't have SOR1 traits

but that's still only 30 seconds

[visual ember]

I would bring the level editor button

[agile relic]

you could also use a single giantifier pill t2 chop down trees easily

at a time limit but still

[steady coral]

Popcorn Fucking

[hot bridge]

Resurrection Shampoo. Mix into the ocean. Swim to safety. Ignore all questions about the consequences of immortal fish or dosage recommendations.

[knotty laurel]

i'd like to take item teleporter and get anything i want

[shell horizon]

The shrink ray, best weapon to kill any enemies. Even better if you have the ice ray too, to keep them from running away.

[silk elm]

portable sellomatic becouse i have a serious problem

[glacial oracle]

A better idea would be to pollute the ocean with rage poison and watch the world descend into madness.

[sharp forge]

Best answer

[visual ember]

Better option: freeze ray the ocean
destroying all ecosystems and asserting your dominance over Earth

[wooden granite]

Boombox so I can have my own private dance party

[pliant elbow]

Boat

[agile relic]

with this logic

find a small pond and use gigantizer on it

clear all living things win

good strat until a crab sneaks in

[rough bluff]

i'd take a rocket launcher with me because i like explosions and chaos

[edgy raft]

I'll take the ATM, I don't think I'll have money on a uninhabited island, but I'll find a way to get my 99 beers out of there!

[spare juniper]

Does that include what character as well because I would be a gorilla and bring a monkey barrel and release them so I be with others on the island and it's a island so it should have trees then

[smoky rampart]

Item teleporter, ez question

[jolly pebble]

Boombox, its the only right answer

[fervent wraith]

[acoustic temple]

Easily skeleton key

[golden schooner]

It's not cool, but I'd take the fud processor

[silk sluice]

Booze, for obvious reasons

[acoustic temple]

Bomb processer

Make bomb

Destroy sand

Make bomb from sand

Profit

[cold linden]

how do u make bomb from the sand if u destroy it tho

[glacial oracle]

The power of rogues

[near stirrup]

Blow up the Ocean to find more sand

[balmy creek]

The island is uninhabited. I don't suppose explorers found it, built lamps and called it a day and left

[steady agate]

I think uninhabited just implies that people aren't there or aren't there anymore.
Could be a dirt-spot of an island or it could be an abandoned one

[acoustic temple]

He could build a lamp

And destroy it

[shrewd echo]

Ez, Item Teleporter

[acoustic temple]

That's cheating

Cyanide is best

If I'ma die

I'll make it quick

Or I'll stuff it down the throat of someone with a boat

[shrewd echo]

yeeeees))))

[zenith sentinel]

monkeys in a barrel

[acoustic temple]

But they're Diminutive Gorillas you uncultured swine

[rancid saddle]

Hello, with all due respect, I would like to know what the approximate price of the game could be when it comes out. I'm saving for it.

[visual ember]

#❓│faq
you're also in the completely wrong place

[fervent wraith]

Portable Sell-o-matic guys this is easy 😭

[acoustic temple]

Now u have

So what

[devout lagoon]

1 fud

[acoustic temple]

One Hot Fud

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[languid plover]

Fud processor

[glacial oracle]

Are you implying lamps don't naturally grow on islands?

[acoustic temple]

spaghetti grows on trees

[glacial oracle]

Didn't know that.

I should add that in the next Minecraft update

[acoustic temple]

Wait, how do you update yourself

[silent lagoon]

Self help books, introspection, sometimes new clothes but that's up to you

[proud sentinel]

Shrink ray to drastically reduce my resources consumption by shrinking myself

[acoustic temple]

But he's Minecraft. He's changing himself