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Yeah, cupronickel. I don't know what adding tungsten to that would do
tungsten is for bass guitar strings 😛
Tungsten guitar strings would be amazing.
because you can't just casually make an alloy of copper and tungsten
depleted uranium guitar strings
Hell yeah. Radiation, corrosion, and a fire risk
It's still pretty fucking radioactive. I'm pretty sure it's been phased out of kinetic penetrators
lol
lets just add it to pesticides and bleach and spray everyone with it
call it a cure for covid
I don't understand; why would you need a cure for a hoax?
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I can only imagine the level of cobbled together old-ass code that would have to be in there
probably not much worse than ue4
I don't know; I remember some developers talking about some really old shit that was in Half-Life: Alyx. And Source already had plenty of crap going back to goldsrc. And that probably still had Quake code in it
ah wow, ok
According to John Carmack, there were still parts of early Quake code in Half-Life 2
well I guess if it aint broke, why fix it?
I'm sure some of it is broken
1000lines of workaround code to reuse 100lines of old code
you're not a real developer without technical debt
aww. I only have financial debt 😦
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ie. subtitles :P
Never noticed that icon though
I'm guessing it must mean the video has captions that were actually provided for it, rather than the auto-generated garbage that exist on many videos
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Closed captions have subtitles, but it also encompasses more information like descriptions of sound and music.
Sometimes you get slightly more than just [music]. You'll get [upbeat music] or [inspiring string ensemble] or [patriotic soundtrack]
why is discord so slow
its not my pc for sure
it used to work perfectly fine
could it be my "monitor"?
I use samsung tv as monitor through hdmi
its like there is latency
I doubt its my pc
I have 16gb ram, gtx 1660 ti, AMD Ryzen 5 3600 6 cores
actually evthing is laggy
its 3 month old PC
what could it be?
My T is very low
Anyone know how many indie devs on here do this full time compared to as a hobby?
@zinc matrix lol your testosterone?
You shouldn't be allowed to review a market asset unless you've been using UE at least a year.
there are a lot of things you shouldn't be allowed to do without a certain amount of experience
my county confirmed cases broke 1000 today. yay.
it's not like it was ever going to go down
I find it frustrating how many market assets don't fulfil the claims they make in the description. I don't like to leave negative reviews when I know how hard people work on things. Overall I'm just fed up with BS. Whether it's idiots in general or anything else.
it's a highly contagious virus. The infection rate is decidedly non-linear.
Just had to throw out $100 of groceries because the delivery person didn't ring the door bell so it sat out for 2 hours
Yeah, man. Dumb shit gets old on its own. And it's so much worse now because the stress of everything absolutely saps your tolerance for shit.
Like we order $200 + orders two to three times a week and tip like crazy. The only thing we ask is they ring the doorbell
and the bell is insane, like speakers in most of the house and a minute long annoying melody.
can't miss it
Yeah, exactly.
I order mine and pick them up
we use to, but our schedules are insane
delivery is a huge help
My wife works like 60+ hours a week, I homeschool our kids, work from home, and am remodeling parts of the house
Just to play Devil's Advocate, maybe they tried to use it, thought they pressed it far enough, and failed to do so.
rewiring it, put in a new kitchen, adding a kitchen up stairs.
nah,
not possible
I can't really fathom just tossing someone's groceries on the front porch and then wandering off
why don't they have some SMS notification like everything else on the planet?
wait.. why the hell do you need two kitchens?
at least tell me you're not putting in an oven... because fuck ovens
nah, running electric for a fridge but it's a small one like 15cubic feet or something, double sink, microwave
about like what you'd see in a hotel
that has a kitchenette
just larger fridge
cast iron hotplate with a small hood/vent
Honestly, have you looked at just a cook surface? You can get a two "burner" one that's 16xWhatever the standard counter depth is
Not really, hot plate was like $60 don't think it really needs more and don't won't to lose the counter space.
They're not hugely expensive. But, yeah, you can't pick them up and move them around.
yeah, micro, hotplate, insta-pot is all it needs
I was looking at putting together a small place a few months back, so cook surfaces were something that I had to look at. I would have just run two separate ones and had some butcher block to drop on top of one of them if I really needed the extra space for something.
That's not a bad idea
I have a big cutting board we put over the gas stove when we need the space
I'd have been dead in the woods a long time ago if this place had gas. Not being in the city means having to have a tank that someone comes out and fills.
Use to live in a place like that, had water delivered and pumped into a tank in the basement
I ran the gas line for the stove here, was a bit scared to turn it on
I have a well. Direct contributor to the amount of work I've had to put into cleaning a fucking washing machine.
Had a place with one of those too for a while, but the pump never worked well and we had city water too.
Yeah, well water can be rough
Here, it's the only option. The only time I've seen someone have both well water and municipal is when they use the well specifically for watering due to things like water restrictions.
no filtering system?
this was an old farm house, the surrounding area was all split up into developments. The house was what was there originally when it was all farmland
Nope. So some amount of dirt. Lack of chlorine turned out to be the bigger problem in this case since it resulted in a lot of mold growth on the underside of the not-an-agitator and the part that mounts the drum to the motor.
yeah, I guess that makes sense. I'm sure that actually happened a few years ago when a bunch of shit was annexed.
it's definitely going to have to go on a regular cleaning schedule.
It's actually impossible to get all of the shit out of the not-an-agitator because it's aluminum wrapped over plastic.. so there's a gap between the pieces.
Yeah they're a nightmare
I actually buy the cheapest washer and dryer I can find because they just work and you can get cheap parts anywhere. There's so little to them you can pretty much replace everything for under $100
Dryer is mostly a few thermal cutoffs a temp fuse and a heating element
they simultaneously manage to come up with great ideas and also the dumbest. fucking. implementation. ever.
you sound like you know exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about
yeah, overcomplicated cheap parts that break, I prefer simple stuff that just works
The humidity would be too much here
I do use a clothes line sometimes in the summer
That thing on the bottom is what makes it work. You zip up the plastic part where it is semi-air tight and then turn on the little machine that shoots hot air into the plastic part. Then the whole thing puffs up like a balloon because of the positive air pressure.
too humid. too much uv. plus your clothes smell weird and get oddly stiff. and you have to iron them
I don't think there are many places on earth more humid than Shenzhen in the summer, and it works in Shenzhen.
i just meant I wouldn't want the added humidity in the house
It has six small holes on the top where the air goes out.
cool, I like the concept
probably a lot cheaper than a tumble dryer too
both to buy and use
My washing machine and this contraption sit on my semi room semi balcony type thing.
there are going to still be a couple of downsides
It is about $30 usd for one of those.
dryers get that lint, yo
I could put it in the greenhouse in the winter
would heat the place and help add humidity
But way more practical when I only plan on staying in a place for a year.
Very hard to find those big boxy dryers in China. Huge markup compared to the US simply because of how rare they are.
they aren't really very good at drying, very inefficient way to do it.
Bunching everything up and reducing surface area means it takes a lot more energy even with tumbling
dryers are hard on clothing too
I'll take it over ironing
Most people here just hang their clothes outside...
But it is humid outside and this is big city air quality, not nice country fresh air... So I am not a fan.
it's almost like China kinda sucks to live in
doesn't sound too bad to me
I should have bought this: https://www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/product/logic-driver-state-machine-blueprint-editor
I don't know shit about FSMs. I do know two things though: 1) There are a lot of arrows happening in those screenshots. And 2) between my washing machine situation and my goddamned cable being fucked up again, I'm ready to grab my pack and my rifle and wander off into the wilderness never to be heard from again
I think that's probably the most useful thing I've seen on the market
Yeah, I'm a few more stressors away from some seriously anti-social behavior.
Idk, this last marketplace thing combined with some other things has me considering switching engines. I'm going to take a day or two off and think this over.
my ofdm channel has some lower SNR... so in making sure that my drop hadn't gone to shit, I moved the modem, ran a short section straight through the wall to go to the box, and then had to punchdown some CAT6 jacks so I could actually still plug the shit into my router. And it still lost the ofdm channel and shit itself.
low snr sounds like a line issue
I don't know how it is for efficiency with having separate AC units, but it certainly keeps my apartment cold in the summer. I do switch my units off and on when I go to different rooms.
like hardline
It's fantastic because when you lose the ofdm, the modem still thinks it's connected, but it will never route traffic again.
I know it's a line issue further up now for sure.
I just didn't know if the run from the box to the wall had gone bad since that's been reterminated and I'm kinda shit at terminating coax
Yeah, I use to train the techs for troubleshooting that stuff and have had a hard time getting my own stuff fixed even when handing them proof of the issue because the techs don't understand it enough.
Yep.
All my normal downstream channels are fine. ~39-41 SNR at around 2dBmv wired right to the box. The ofdm has the same power, but is sitting at around 34.5 which is barely above the minimum
I say "box" like it's an actual thing as opposed to just where it has a grounded coupler between the drop from the pole and the one that runs around the house.
that's all I have ground block outside, line comes in straight to a wall plate on the other side and a small jumper to a modem mounted on the wall.
I had to put the box in myself.
er.. the inside box,sorry
Because when they do an install, they just run straight coax through the wall
the faster we start the day the more we will do
The faster you change your profile picture the sooner people will treat you like an adult. @zinc matrix
don't bully @zinc matrix because you're jealous of his bangs
he mad cus he no john
I'm sure thinking that people who are trying to help you be a successful game developer are doing it completely because they are jealous and mad.
lmao
pfp change for what?
i don't see any issues here
because it has a swear word?
what if he doesn't want to be a successful game developer but rather a successful memster
You have to see the big picture between Karol and basically every other long time regular on this Discord Server.
oops kay sorry, i'm pretty much inactive on this channel lol
Vote @zinc matrix 2020
but why call him Karol
Karol wants to make an MMO. He has made a prototype for an MMO and many people have tried to give him advice even though he is a Unity developer as opposed to an Unreal developer.
But people have generally had good intentions at trying to help Karol succeed.
So if he changes his profile picture his mmo will be better, got it!
But he has been widely disrespectful to serious game designers, gone off on crazy ego trips because he finished a single prototype, and just in general turned himself into a meme that we all treat like a child.
Every regular member of this Discord has either blocked Karol or treats him like a 10 year old.
imagine not disrespecting ubisoft in 2020
imagine tipping your fedora to game designers
Ubisoft games are high-end jokes basically
but he meant it like
"really good serious game designers"
I don't see why that would make a difference
I have been trying to give my advice to Karol so that he can start being perceived as a serious developer, to be perceived as an adult. He isn't going to get people to take him seriously and actually playtest his MMO prototype in a serious fashion if he keeps conducting himself like a meme.
You seem to be really upset about this @north torrent are you two related?
This is a game design Discord server. The members here are game designers. It is in the rules of this Discord to not insult, troll, or harass the members of this Discord server.
So why not just ban him then if it ruffles your feathers?
Unreal Slackers
If you think I seem upset that is 100% on you and has nothing to do with me. I take zero responsibility to the emotion that you choose to add to my words.
but sure, most of the people here are "serious game designers"
I'm still gonna vote for @zinc matrix
If you don't respect people who make games you really should leave this Discord.
unless they make bad games**
We all make bad games before we make good games. That is part of the learning process.
Thanks for that spicy meme space bum I'mma put that on my fridge
i mean,
some games are made by talented directors but just to grab some quick money
and the results are terrible
but like if you're a beginner and if you're making bad games to improve your skills, people can still respect on that
I am not here to make a commentary about the game industry. I am talking about not insulting or trolling the people who use this Discord.
You don't even have to respect the people who use this Discord, just follow the rules and not insult them.
Aren't you pretty much insulting him by calling him immature and a child?
he thinks my game is so ugly that it disrespects serious game designers 
You don't seem to have very much respect for him, like you said you should respect everyone who makes games
but he doesnt know tht the browser version has graphics lowered
tbh
ngl
your game runs ugly lmao
wym
this is not an insult
like
i can't even connect to the game server
i tried when you sent me the link
Honestly, you have no idea what you are even defending, Highness, so I am not even going to bother responding to you anymore. You can just watch Karol over time and see what kind of toxic personality he has become on this Discord Server.
|:[ bushman john confused
I was just curious why he seems to upset you so much but I think I get it now
I still love you John nothing can get in the way of this
You thinking that I am upset is something that exists in your brain only, that is 100% on you.
Nah I don’t think so but whatever floats your boat mate
you should've said "whatever makes you talk 1 million words about John and what he does"
LMAO
If you make up ideas that are not in the words someone types, then you are basically just writing a fan fiction of who someone is in your head.
I’m quite impressed by you @zinc matrix you seem to live rent free in this guys mind
i don't want John, Highness and Mao talking about this for 100 years straight
because everything sounds nonsense
seriously
That is not true in the least. The fact that I took a few minutes out of my day to give a guy advice does not mean anything more than that.
Sometimes you gotta have a bit of fun @zinc matrix 😃
oh yeah i remember that
but mabn
man
you already know what to expect when you see how John talks about his game war nomad that i can't even login to
I’m quite impressed by you @zinc matrix you seem to live rent free in this guys mind
i think he genuinely wants to help but its wrong to think changing avatar picture will help me anyhow to achieve any kind of gamedev success
its just picture bruv
nope it seems like Mao doesn't want you to go on a robot-act as a meme guy
Presenting yourself as a meme makes people not take you seriously. If you respected yourself a bit more then people would want to help you, people would want to playtest your game, people would want to see you succeed.
So we now have not one but two dipshits
sort of
You can be a real game developer, Karol, you just have to respect yourself a bit more.
pour one out for what's left of my goddamn sanity
Only one troll ever stays, Mr. 451. The rest just show up and float away when they realize that this isn't "that" kind of Discord server.
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Uh, hello.. Sorry but I'm new here. May I ask which channel should I go to ask some newbie questions? I just started today using UE4. I don't know if it should be on #ue4-general or #level-design.
level design for what?
You can ask questions in any channel you want. Just depends on what the question is.
it's literally for level design
Uh, hello.. Sorry but I'm new here.
your sins have been forgiven
also yeah it depends on the question
If the question is about how to use Unreal to make a level then I would do #ue4-general but if it is specific to how to design a level that is fun, balanced, competitive or something specific to the gameplay of level design, then I would go to #level-design
Alright! Got it! Thank you, guys! Really appreciate the response!
Just whatever you do, don't go to #level-design and ask questions about how to add trees or sky or other pretty things to a level. Just don't do it.
Noted! I guess I'll be staying around #ue4-general for the time being. Haha
Nobody is going to get upset or anything, it isn't like we are super strict about this stuff around here. As long as you don't ask the same question in many different channels at the same exact time, people here are usually pretty chill.
I'm happy to know that! I think I'll be staying here for long since I really wanted to learn about different aspects of game development from different creators too.
Mao I've no idea why you just don't block him rather than try and interact.
I guess it is part of being a teacher and dealing with difficult kids every day.
does saying 1 million words for a difficult kid for minutes count as "being a teacher and dealing with difficult kids" ?
i don't think so
Though compared to most of the wealthy industrialized world, the United States and China are probably the most 'leave students behind' countries by a wide margin... Most education systems in the wealthy industrialized world seem to try to not leave children behind, same with the better school districts in the US.
The think about the US education system is that there are some very, very good districts and some very, very bad districts and you can't really make blanket statements about the US and education.
Count my words or shut you mouth, Noise.
Then don't say it.
i'm just reflecting how you were "complaining" about him instead of blocking him
just as Mike said, no need
I was trying to help Karol. With you I am annoyed.
you don't need to help who you call "Karol"...
imo it seems like he's just tryna fuck around
basically
everything "Karol" is a joke
Karol is literally his name.
No fucking around allowed, only serious game design takes place here.
Unity trolls just trying to do industrial sabotage on UE4 community
yeah look
so why "teach a troll" when you know the troll will laugh behind the monitor for that
Some people are too nice for their own good, tbh Im surprised Karol has lasted this long
Most trolls give up at some point
bruh
I would just prefer this little slice of Discord to not be taken over by childish antics, and I feel like most of the regulars on here would agree.
We are not serious here in the lounge, but we also don't go to the level of being childish meme versions of ourselves.
Okay. I was wrong. Three. Not two.
See fucking around is fine, we all do it but a few people here are never constructive or on topic
We have tried ignoring but those blocks still take up screen space
That's what I'm going to have to start doing to your critiques of my life, Noise. Keep on ignoring.
Ignoring for months, Ive never had them unblocked tbh Im hoping they do something bannable cuz Im fucken over it
lol oka thanks i'll keep ignoring him
tho i didn't since there were other people not ignoring him
I am going to start screenshotting Karol and saving it in a folder to give to the moderators of this Discord.
guess it's time to block "Karol"? 🤷
Blocked and forgotten, no curiosity as to what's hidden under all those blocked messages
no curiosity because yk what to expect
"chec k out my gamma war nomad io!!!1!!1!!!!"
I am going to start screenshotting Karol and saving it in a folder to give to the moderators of this Discord.
😄 but i dont think i break any rules
i mean, John actually makes me laugh sometimes but 90% of the times he says nonsense
the "blocked message" thing is infuriating
Mao is creating a love folder
Well, then the moderators won't have something to see, Karol.
infuriating? it just says "blocked message"
I thought it was great when discord got rid of the blocked messages taking up space
but everyone whined and here we are
imo this one is better because no one can really tell if you're actually checking the blocked messages or not
you can just read and not respond
I don't think just blocking people is a good solution for the overall health of the Server. As an individual it works, but just because you blocked someone doesn't mean that person isn't creating a toxic atmosphere in the Discord server you use.
why block if youre gonna read it though, I cant even tell who the blocked messages are from. I wish there were an ignore
so?
I just want em off my screen
leaving a longer trail is worse for the server health
cuz some nights its just line after line of block after people talk
I'm hungry...
tbh people avoid this channel because of people like that
yeah well i've seen John going against a rule already
It's never anything worth discussing, and if it ever gets too out of hand the mods will deal with it. I'm perfectly happy to block and move on
it's just how everyone missed the timing
lemme bring it on the table
bruh
Discord not letting me to move to the message i've searched
because i blocked him lmao
"6. Strictly no advertising"
he asked for link tho
I'll save it in the folder. But I am more looking for cases of him straight up harassing or insulting people.
no tht owuld be evil and i no do evil thingz...
you say? there's no exception to rule 6
Then you have nothing to worry about, Karol.
so Karol is smurfing for like 12 hours a day straight?
or did he abandon his old acc
same acc
new face
new life
At one time he was signed on to 3 accounts at the same time posting in here.
also you need a VPN to go against someone shooting with bananas since Discord uses IP ban method
oh
lol
makes sense
At one time he was signed on to 3 accounts at the same time posting in here.
thats lie btw
there are 6 versions of Discord as far as i know
so nothing foreign
I just should have screenshotted it.
wait
actually
how do you know that John = Karol?
did he say about that
himself
I would just like to point out that it was far too much of a pain in the ass to figure out how to do a fucking exponent in the math expression node.
Everyone who trolls and uses excessive line breaks is a Karol bot
oh
Well, when two people are working on the exact same solo project it makes it kind of obvious that they are the same person... Unless Karol just gave up on his project and sent it to some guy he never met named John, and now John is finishing the same MMO Karol started...
Karol is the Karen of discord
Not to mention the exact same way of speaking.
but they both happen to be working on MMOs solo
and now John is finishing the same MMO Karol started...
that confirms it
what a bad way to smurf
what a bad way to promote your business
I could easily create a new account on here and pretend to be a different person. But then I would have to stop talking about making the same exact game as my previous identity and living in the same exact place of my exact identity and talking about the same exact stray cat that I talked about in my previous identity...
exactly
Hows your eye John, still blind
plot twist: there are 2 people behind all the Karol alts
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If I put my tinfoil hat on theres a whole army being paid by Unity to disrupt communications in the UE4 community
plot twist: there are 2 people behind all the Karol alts
stop saying that, i have no alts
people say you're an alt 😂
they just dont realize u can change account name in settings
OpticalNoise is an alt
by theory it is, this is my "public" account
and i have Windows 10 Recycle Bin which is for personal uses
I bet therea a FriendsOfKarol server somewhere
I only use this account for cyberstalking the creators of Crystal Pepsi
Crystal Pepsi?
I bet therea a FriendsOfKarol server somewhere
KarolsOfTurbulence you mean
I'm going to order food.
good luck ordering food
Luck has nothing to do with it.
Bring me back some fortune cookies
Ordering food is a skill honed over generations of intense training passed down by only the most prominent members of my clan.
Morning
morning
Happy Birthday 🙂
afternoon here tho
@pearl elk thanks 🤖
I bet therea a FriendsOfKarol server somewhere
you mean my game's official discord?
indeed, they all friends of Karol
how are you doing ?
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sorry that was unfunny
Self-awareness is a trait in alarmingly short supply
indeed
The best part about the Electronic Nodes Plugin is that I can turn on Force Draw Bubbles, get drunk, click a node, and zone out watching the animation
Can I order some self-awareness?
Might be too many calories.
yeah it'll go straight to my ass
phrasing
setting phrasing to stun
You know, I'm actually trying to understand things like metabolic energy use so that I can have a system with some basis in reality. However, given the complexity and knowing I could have just made up some random shit in five minutes, I'm beginning to think I don't hate myself enough to keep doing it.
yee man the easy way is the good way
Are you talking about game systems?
I think it more comes down to what users find easiest to grasp, basis in reality tends to not be something most people are good at 🙂
Yeah. I didn't want to have just a shit ton of arbitrary values with no relationship whatsoever. But it's getting out of hand.
Well, remember that there's a difference in backend systems and what's actually exposed to the user
It is about what the player perceives as realistic as opposed to what is actually realistic...
"authentic" versus "realistic" is what you're getting at
Well even if the backend is complex there has to be some way to convey that to the user, if the backend is simpler it requires less UX work
Im just of the opinion people only really care about that surface stuff, I dont look at Battlelog for instance and go OMG EA did such a great job with this database 🙂
Mechanical stuff is relatively easy to do it with... it's just that organic shit turns into utter insanity
Basically, I just wanted to be able to use some actual physical data to derive some output from. It worked really well for ballistics because I could use BCs, cartridge pressure, and then translate the actual kinetic energy into some kind of video game damage model.
Approximating things off of volume of oxygen consumption and heart rate stuff isn't godawful until you fall off a cliff into muscle fatigue and/or anaerobic stuff
muscles tend to fatigue quite rapidly when hit with a projectile
I guess there is a market for simulator stuff, I dont mind it in racing games but in terms of shooters I find it alittle tedious. Not sure why that is, why I prefer more action orientated gun games but more sim orientated car games
"ackshullllllly" they really wouldn't "fatigue" because then you're into things like trauma, blood loss, and mechanical failure instead
Yeah but all that seems too complex for me to take into account in a tactical situation where I already have thousands of other things goin on
Be great for a medic simulator
Lots of games simplify things down so much, I mean I usually just beat someone over the head with first aid until they jump up
It was for something that isn't focused on getting shot in the face and/or ass. I was just making a comparison of where it's a lot easier to use some ballistic physics than it is biological process shit
That side of things usually either sucks, really sucks, or is some weirdly complicated abstraction that someone modded into Arma
I guess you have to take into account taking a crap too with biological process
can the enemy smell it down wind, better be careful to bury it 🙂
What if youre being hunted by velociraptors, be careful not to sweat too much
I actually had a joke of a game idea called SHIET - Shitting Hastily Inside Enemy Territory. It came about from playing Sniper Elite V2 and running across a toilet sitting out in the open in the ruins of a bombed out building
that's why MREs cause some serious constipation
Lol yeah until you have one too many then its like a bombs gone off
It's inconvenient and/or dangerous on a multi-day field-op... so you get back to the FOB and you haven't been relieved of your dirt burden in over three days
We used to eat them as kids since we'd get them for free for collecting the spent rounds when they were playing war games in town
I've never had one
slightly better tasting space food
Never been to space either
Yes well space food turned me off ever going lol
Really? It was food that was the problem?
I grew up on a rocket range so kinda a military brat
When you need an instruction manual to use a toilet is where I draw the line
lol when the toilet looks more like a vacuum cleaner
Yeah, I think I saw one that looked like a mashup of a Dustbuster and an emergency eyewash station
In space no one can hear you scream
I'd mostly just be bored in space...until I had to deal with something completely terrifying
Like Chris Hadfield mentioning an EVA "and suddenly I couldn't see"
I want to be blind in the vacuum of space. Sign me right the fuck on up
All these people bitching about lockdown, astronauts up there like pffft noobs
I'll play the straight man to this joke and say, "They knew what they were getting into and prepared for it."
Karen cant even spent a weekend away from Bunnings
Id call that a total loss of self control 🙂
I only know about the existence of Bunnings due to Mighty Car Mods
lol that show is hilarious
Mad.
I like the episodes in Japan they have such lax rules for cars there
The utter insanity they went through for that piece of shit Mira
It's conceptually super cool to rebuild a car that they threw together in Japan....but, shit, there's no way it was worth the time, money, and work all because Australia didn't get an AWD Mira
Though I do still think the idea of a Kei car that's a 3-cylinder, turbocharged, with topmount intercooler, and AWD is cool and hilarious
see if you can tell me what this car is
Since I can read the file name, I probably can
The roof line is clearly readable as a MkIV Supra. But the only obvious GTR part is the rear quarter panel
The front end actually makes me think of a Bentley, honestly
It looks heaps more modern than the car its based on
I do not think the MkIV Supra aged well at all
I also think the new one looks like complete dog shit
I like this luxury 2 door look, this one is abit dodgy though, where the front splitter should be there is that odd gap
(of course, in addition to that, I hate the GTR)
I prefer the Infiniti if I were going somethin like that
Honestly... I just want a slightly scaled up 240Z with AWD
Acuras are pretty crazy too, I love how they have the flush mounted door handles standard
Datsun 240z? 😛
The new NSX is pretty fucking nuts with the three electric motors and torque vectoring.
If they had actually called it the Fairlady Z.... it would not have sold in record numbers in the states
Mr. K. was probably one of the most savvy Japanese businessmen by virtue of being capable of understanding cultural differences
Let me guess, it had super size cup holders hehe
Contrast that with classic Sony (re: Memory Stick) or any era of Nintendo and you get into that "very Japanese" territory
I don't think any of the Zs had cupholders until...maybe the 300ZX Z32
I was always partial to the Mazda RX7 and the Porsche 928
I like the Koenigsegg Gemera, it has a hot and a cold cup holder for every person in the car
"Every Z-car that found its way into the states was branded with its Japanese moniker: the Fairlady Z. Mr. K, having spent years in the United States, knew that this car could not be sold as the Fairlady in the United States. It needed a more American name, and certainly not something as effeminate as the Fairlady if it were to sell. So Mr. K again rebranded for the American market, but Mr. K was not one to stand by and wait — Mr. K personally ripped off the Fairlady emblems from Z-cars as they arrived into the United States, replacing them with the now iconic 240Z branding."
And that's why he's a fucking legend.
If only cars had cool names like Russian fighter jets 😛
Who wouldnt buy a far called the Felon
He also lived to 105 which is impressive in its own right
He could have atleast made it to 240
I'll say "at least 200" because the S30 used a 2 liter I6.
It didn't have the 2.4 liter until they did the american version, I guess
I hope that's not a test of the new Bronco
I still think the Skyline GT-R KPGC110 looks great too
Ive seen a 77 Celica in person, damn those look awesome
oh shiiiiiiii.... we're finally in the territory of being able to import the R33 now
lol what, r33s are oooold
The problem with the 70s Japanese cars is that Americans didn't know how to drive some high-strung I4
Aussies just thrash everything 😛
It'll hit the fuel cut at somewhere over 6k... light the shit up
thats why theres no r33 or r34s left here lol
Subarus seem to last longest
Audi R8s are dirt cheap but they are all thrashed and fucked lol
The 77 is the one that s still rear drive, kinda looks like a 60-something Camaro front and a Mustang rear, right?
yup like the Camaro
Also the R33 thing was because of the 25-year import thing in the states
Once you're over the 25-year mark, you can import things without having to meet DOT crash standards and other shit like that
It was sort of a "big deal" when the R32s became available... but the R33 is where it looked like a car I wanted to drive.
And, obviously, the R34 GT-R is still in that "holy grail" territory
ahh fair enough, we got em shipped over here straight away when they came out
Australia is kinda interesting that way since we have a mashup of all types of cars from all over
Yeah. Because they used to sell them there. Skylines were never a thing in the US until the GT-R
GTR? I don't even remember if it has a hyphen in it
Like I said, I don't like it
To me, the only thing about it that says "Skyline" is in the tail lamps.. and they look like shit because the individual LEDs are clearly visible
Most these cars have so many after market parts you can just trade those out for something you like
can even change the rear fenders around the lights to change the lights shape in later models
Yeah, they fall into that category of dipshit Twitter celebrities, I think
They're popular because they're popular
So they have a lot of aftermarket things available
Thats why I like the Infiniti they got better rear lights
but you can trade those parts out on the nissans of the right models
Don't get me wrong, I really like the R34, but I don't have that unobtanium faux-nostalgia for it. It's not perfect. It's still a product of its time, but there are a number really good elements about it that I just never saw translated to the GT-R
Unfortunately cars have come a long way so even a car from 10yrs ago is a fair bit behind anything stock these days
And I don't think that whatever the engine designation is for the GT-R has that same kind of legendary status as the RB26 of the 2JZ in the category of "It's bulletproof. Just bolt some shit on and never worry about the internals"
If those motors were so amazing wouldnt they still be making them 🙂
Its cheaper to LS swap these days lol
Much like the SR-20, they are still sought after
Shiiiiiit. The only thing that General Motors ever did well
If you can find em classic thats awesome but as a motor to work on, youre better just swapping
Well, an RB25/26 is going to get into some weird shit.. because they had that fucking .... individual throttle body thing for each cylinder
Nissan did some weird things like that back in the day. The VG30DE(TT) for the 300ZX Z32 had a throttle body on each side of the engine even though the stock configuration was still fed by a single intake and filter
If I were going drift setup Id probably go a slammed trackhawk atm tbh lol
especially in the US, why not go mopar
"Driiiiiiiiift? Wudduyoumean, driiiiiift?"
how many horses to all 4 wheels 😛
I grew up driving Jap cars
I mean you can get one over 800 from the factory lol
I far prefer better attitude and handling to raw horsepower
That said... I still fucking love the look of the modern Challenger (that looks almost exactly the same as the classic Challenger)
But I'd rather have a smaller displacement turbo.
Dodges are rare as in Aus so I guess thats why they are abit more of a head turner
It's why it blew my mind when Ford starting doing turbocharged V6 Mustangs
I thought they always did a V6 and a 4 for mustangs
They've had some weird engine options in the past. Like the Fox body era...it was an inline 4 or a V8
American auto manufacturers have classically avoided any kind of forced induction though
"There's no replacement for displacement" with the counterpoint being "The replacement for displacement is technology"
They'd rather just constantly have to dump more fuel into the engine
It's like when there was going to be a Corvette that would be able to shut off fuel to half the cylinders while cruising on the highway.. and before I could get to the end of saying, "holy shit. Some actual technological innovation" they had thrown the idea in the trash
At some future point, someone is going to wander in and say, "How the fuck did this turn into #carchat?"
and the answer is going to be "because of goddamned Bunnings"
well it is lounge
@brisk saddle hi 👋
My car goes vroom.
but only every other day?
Actually only once a week.
I am actually buying new mirrors for it right now. Do you have opinions on car mirrors, Mr. 451?
Yep. If you set your driver side mirror so that you can see the side of your car, you are objectively wrong.
I'm wondering if it would be crazy for me to put silver mirrors on a blue car...
And unless the mirror is actually two pieces of different glass, you absolutely will have a blind spot, which means you need to add a more convex mirror to it
Or just know how to drive and live with the blind spot...
I'm just going to go with blue mirrors.
You should never have a blind spot
Tell that to life...
life and mirrors aren't the same thing
Well, whoever designed the human eye...
car mirrors already aren't a linear reflection. The whole purpose is to make sure you're not going to hit something changing lanes, not accurately guide a missile strike
If you need to adjust your mirror out so far to see the adjacent lane that you can't move your head a bit and see close to the side of the vehicle, the mirror isn't convex enough. A vehicle in the adjacent lane should transition between the edge of the mirror and your peripheral vision. There should never be a point where it's unobservable
Mazdas actually have that variable cylinder technology last I checked
One of the reasons rotaries never took off though is that it was too difficult to measure against the traditional counterparts in racing so instead of having unfair racing they kinda started to avoid rotaries in the name of fairness or some such
They used to be quite economical but that changed for awhile but from what Ive heard Mazda do have newer ones which are better economically
He wasn't even planning to give Hap Hazard any of the prize money
Speed Racer knows about fair racing.
emissions are a big rotary problem
they're basically two-cycle engines so they have to burn oil
@compact reef hi
is there a tool which helps creating a a.i. debater?
i want the a.i. to tell me what to respond to if i debate with someone
made ton of types https://i.imgur.com/4OenT8t.png
they will be for craftyng
level 20 material - most shiny
level 1 - most flat/least shiny


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Nice.
Now if only Tim Sweeny would send me some free fried chicken...
You see the Apple store stuff for Fortnite?
And Tim Sweeney has had more than a few very targeted things to say about Apple lately.
I'm very eager to see how this plays out
I won't buy into the Apple ecosystem. I would sooner live out in the woods and hunt fluffy rabbits for food.
Dont think it matters when most of the virii come from the app stores
I use a Windows computer like an adult...
I've had a dislike of windows ever since win95 came out.
i wouldn't like having to pay to develop, really
Well, maybe you are suited for the hunter gatherer lifestyle.
i mean as in apple's developer fee
The stray cat outside my apartment seems to enjoy life without Windows.
It lives in the Window
Not really sure where it lives actually...
It just shows up when it is hungry and I give it tuna or bratwurst.
Thanks for sharing the Total War, would have likely missed it and want that one
Only one day.
yeah, grabed it
Then it is $50.
Tend to miss those one day ones everytime
bored. i don't really want to do anything today. sought to refund battlefield 4, idk if i regret it or not but i do hate dying all the time in that game. played it only for 6 hours on steam
Never heard of it.
I'm debating building a 2D system for UE at a lower level than I would have thought to. Idk, I have to work in 2D and 3D and with paper2D being dead I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I mean I implemented tile maps and such in Unity back before they had them and the stuff is there to do a system from the ground up in UE.
I got fried chicken, but Tim Sweeny didn't pay for it...
You should email him about his priorities. Fried chicken is seriously up there.
Can't play Total War without fried chicken.
Man thats a hell of a weapon
I got half with spicy sauce and half with spicy dry rub.
I drown it in red hot, sometimes a little habanero paste,.
Man though I bet there's some good variations in China. The chef at one place I worked made a variation of an omelet that was off the hook.
One of my early jobs was working at a family owned Chinese restaurant where everything was made from scratch. Everyday at like 2 no matter if busy or not everyone sat down and ate together and they provided it.
It was weird that he provided that but was so cheap on everything else. He would give hand written pay stubs with things taken out , put you wouldn't get a w2 at the end of the year. It was just made up stuff taken out and no actual tax reporting.
I get a lot of weird food in China.
Oh, I want these but with a little fresh ginger added to the sauce. https://youtu.be/0mXsvGYgxa4
here you have a super delicious appetizer for any occasion!
Ingredients:
500 g Chicken Wings
2 - 3 Tomatoes
3-5 Habanero Peppers
Half a Small Onion
1 Garlic Clove
1 ½ Tbsp Apple Cider Vinegar
113 g Butter
¼ - ½ Honey
1 Cup All Purpose Flour
Salt (to taste)
Black Pepper ( To...
They tend to put ginger in everything here...
Luos should post some more of his cooking. I was living vicariously through his food posts.
Sometimes the Sichuan pepper corns plus the hot peppers plus the ginger will create this super in your face multi layer spice that knocks you on your ass.
Sichuan spicy is a whole different kind of spicy.
The real authentic Sichuan people have this crazy range of spices that never gets boring on your tongue until it finally goes numb.
It is like the cook with an expanded pallet compared to what I am used to.
I'm considering going to Malaysia next year if things with Covid improve.
My 16 year olds GF lives there so he wants to go and it'd be a good a place as any for a trip.
I put my leftover Gong Bao chicken into a stew and left it in the slow cooker for about 8 hours, and then the slow cooking just made the Sichuan peppercorns that much more in your face. I'm going to have to tone it down with more tomato...
I haven't been to Malaysia. I don't travel much anymore.
Is there an implementation of Box2D in UE anywhere out there?
No idea wat your talking about
oh man, I almost read that as 16yr old GF... which I suppose is fine if youre under age too lol
yeah, no
Uuuhggg
what happened to the first 10 fortnitelovers?
Idk, if you accept that a 2D game made in UE is really a 3D game just rendered with sprites there's some interesting ways to approach things. Using a perspective camera with a little customization gives you an easy way to achieve parallax.
There's a lot of potential for something new.
I always recommend people just do 2D in 3D space because it makes life easier, this whole idea that you can only work in 2D to create 2D is pretty outdated
Lots of the newer 2D games are more like 2.5D anyway and have some level of depth
There's an argument for either way.
But hardware is getting ridiculous to where a lot of things aren't needed anymore and you can pretty much not worry about having too many textures or optimizing atlases.
Plus UE has things like AI perception, Behavior trees
@north torrent i don't recommend malaysia because it's heavily gender policing but if that's not a problem for you, go ahead.
3D physics being heavier isn't a roadblock anymore.
it is way more complicated though
most people stick to 2d because it's far simpler to work with
had to make a mobile game for university in unity and only in 2d (i've seen maybe one or two people just use a top down perspective) to avoid errors
I wasn't planning on traveling at all. I no longer find much appeal in traveling places.
I disagree, 2D in 3D space is simpler because it more closely replicates the real world so you dont need to teach anything
2D requires alot of crap like fake perspective you just dont need in 3D
It's all fake perspective
My life is a fake perspective.
my life is fake
You are not alone
it's all a fkn simulation
Is this chicken even fried or is it just tricking me to think it is fried?
There is no spork
Am I eating a raw chicken right now?
there may be 4d beings that could see in 3d
is it even chicken?
including the insides of everything
I cant even work in 2D cuz I never remember which one is X and which one is Y
As far as I can tell, this is the original animation for this parody. It is the short "Chinese Restaurant" by Ben Apgar, from 512productions. I believe that his original site is down.
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It aint pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet ...
I actually had about 20 sporks from KFC for some reason just sitting in my apartment, so I took them to school and gave them to my students to eat lunch.
They were super excited that they got to eat with sporks...
2nd grade students are easily amused...
lol, when people visit my wifes work from Shanghai all they ever want to know is where the best burger place is
I would argue that math teaches bad chicken.
I know a good burger place in Shanghai.
Seems like it's all pretty much the same to me.
But it is in PuDong, not in the main city.
I live out close to where Disneyland and the airport are.
damn i'm starving again, just had something to eat too
I was walking down the street and just saw some old dude with a flock of 10 chickens just walking down the road...
Gong Bao chicken.
yeah but would you eat a 2D burger?
only if it was 3d printed
on a 4d bun
Zbrush is offering a single user at 180 for 6 months. That's 30/month.
thats cheaper than meth
But not as cheap as math.
Depends if its 2D or 3D math
Depends if it's 2D or 3D meth...
3D crystalline structure
Homeworld emergence any good? gog sent a 92% off deal
I still havent figured out what I'm going to do about my vehicle physics. 😦
Do 2D Physics its easier
Was thinking that, but If i'm gonna do 2d, I cant use ue4 .. er shouldnt..
and a guy I know making a new game framework for java hasnt been working on it for a while
so its still make my own physics, or wait for chaos and hope it does what I need
Reinvent the wheel, its the only way to be sure
writing the physics to be how I want it to function is way over my head 😦
write the functions with how you want it to physics then
🤔
physics in 2d has been covered so much throughout the years with Flash/Actionscript that you could probably just copy/paste that stuff and watch how it runs 10x better than you expect because UE4
but how do you apply 2d physics into a 3dgame?
You cant obviously, its entirely impossibru
this break the stores tos
Are we sure it breaks the stores TOS?
I mean I just doubt Epic wouldnt have their lawyers look over them in depth first
I don't think they want Apple to miss it. Sweeney's made more than a few public jabs at Apple lately relating to their practices.
well I was more talking about how Apple supposedly validates patches and other releases
Maybe Epics payment page is part of a backend
I think they've decided to pick a fight and I can't wait to see where it goes.
their lawyers must have already written the letters to sue Apple/Google if they remove Fortnite from the store
nah,
If Epic wins that could set a precedent so maybe its a risk they are willing to take
Has it really been 3 years since Epic worked on UT already
Does a new payment method on mobile mean purchases there are less safe?
No. Thousands of apps on the App Store approved by Apple accept direct payments, including commonly used apps like Amazon, Grubhub, Nike SNKRS, Best Buy, DoorDash, Fandango, McDonalds, Uber, Lyft, and StubHub. We think all developers should be free to support direct payments in all apps. In operating Fortnite on open platforms and operating the Epic Games Store, Epic has processed over $1,600,000,000 of direct payments successfully, and uses industry trusted encryption and security measures to protect customer transactions.
Clearly Apple and Google acknowledge that third party payment services are safe and acceptable for goods and services. Epic direct payment simply offers players the same kinds of payment options as these other apps.
so their angle seems to be "others do it so why not us?"
Cuz games industry much profit
their lawyers must have already written the letters to sue Apple/Google if they remove Fortnite from the store
@ancient hornet yup
but this may help stadia and xcloud get to the ios
Apple and Google are currently getting sued for using child labor. Best..... companies..... ever.
sorry I meant to type, complete pieces of shit
What are Google using child labour for?
Im just picturing kids with mapping backpacks walking mountains or somethin
naah they just get crushed in collapsed mines and get left there because its not financially viable to go looking for the body
people look at me weird because I dont use a mobile phone. But I look at them weird for humping their digital slavemasters
Bit like Tesla then creating coups to get at lithium deposits
in a dictatorship, the value of the country is in the stuff in the ground, not in the people that live in it
and people wonder why the US is so loved 😛
nah
wlel yeah
no
most modern country values depend on the skills of their population
society of services inside
not in the stuff in the ground of the country
wasn't talking about that. Was talking about the governing body caring more about resources and GDP than the people it serves
and yes
that is neo-capitalism
GDP is very much a result of the well being and skillset of their population though
no its not
most of it can come from investment areas rather than solid produce
unless you count bankers as having skillsets
which I dont
they have greed and thats about it
GDP would be fine if they wernt so obsessed with growth
GDP would be fine if we still grew decent potatoes
Apparently if GDP isnt positive the world is gonna end
i dont even know how thats possible in the UK without lying
well negative GDP means your debts are piling up
something something soros, brexit blah blah china russia
sometimes it can mean simply that you cant keep positive growth going indefinitely
honestly, GDP can be so abstract
I'm not sure you actually cannot keep it up positive forver
now all growth has to be linked to "extracting stuff from the ground, but faster!"
I think we should all take the approach of the sovereign nation of Vatican City. Create a religion based on the mashup of paganism and various sects of catholocism, then run a central bank and get the poor to pay into it whilst we give nothing back. Oh wait... that IS the City of London.
It certainly is like that here in Australia cuz we are resource heavy economy
I always thought Australia should become a huge solar panel. Enough to power space flight.
same with the deserts of the world
who needs it when you have uranium but you know... free and easy to get it from the sun 🙂
electricity isn't an energy you can move around much
fat good it'll do to produce massive amounts of solar energy in Australia for EU
Thorium is better than Uranium but sure we have that too
We could store the power in batteries and ship it to you 😛
tbh EU has plenty of geothermal it can use
depends. you can store electricity fairly well if you boost it along the way with transmission towers. Perhaps there is some similar methods for intra-continental power movement.
or maybe not I dunno
you lose too much to the resistance in the lines
it makes sense with transformers making up for it
that means super hot cables and huge amount of boosting power needed to restore it
thats the issue with huge power grids, Australia should have never really started with a national grid it costs more to keep going than its worth
if you have such boosters, might as well produce electricity locally
seems the main issue to moving electricity is having the voltage on the powerlines to meet the decay
no the main issue is the decay itself
though superconductors could help that, a lot
are you just contradicting me for the sake of it?
I mean, seriously I just read it from a fucking science paper
Scientists can be wrong from time to time 😛
on that topic, this image is awesome 😄
if you raise voltage so much, energy starts to bleed out in thin air or so 😄
doctors promoted smoking. People think that they were wrong but no. They were correct. We should smoke. Right down to the filter because thats where the good stuff is. They don't want you to know what. They want the filter goodness for themselves. Thats why I smoke Camel All-Filters. No tobacco, just pure 100% filter goodness.
Remember when the US were spraying people with pesticides?
they still do. The UK did it too
even worse, the UK tested chemical weapons on its own people using Porton Down as a base. Our local area tried to sue once because of the increased cases of hyperthyroidism and various other illnesses
I think we should start smoking thorium
ahh you know. just casual Anthrax usage. For national security of course.
when they found out about the other "sprayings" they did. This happened.
I love this country. I just hate the cunts who run it
I watched a tv show and this Freud character was mixing cocaine with water like it was flavouring
He was even offering it to people like it was any other beverage
Never had the taste for cocaine myself. It's nothing that a good coffee can't do for cheaper and healthier. Speed, however, is 6 hours of fast laning that coffee can't quite manage. Although destroys your liver and kidneys. You would think they would create a drug that is safe, easy to manufacture, cheap and gives you a euphoric high akin to anti-depressants. Then give it a catchy name like ecstasy or something.
heheh
plus who calls it ecstasy anymore
Speaking of ludes. Denis Leary had an amazing set which included a great bit about ludes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68vv1sIyaMs NSFW
also DLC free if you link
Just remember all you new folks trying to get into the industry. You are disrespecting your peers who deserve that job more than you.
Theres no such thing as entry level anyways, you need 3-5yrs experience at atleast 3 shipped games
heh
If you want to stack shelves youre in the wrong industry 😛
I'll take one shipped game
But honestly, 0 is fine by me. As long as you've done game jams
even then to stack shelves you need a business cert, WHS certs covering manual lifting, using hand lifts, forklift ticket and a truck license XD
I consider game jam projects "shipped" in not-so-traditional sense 🙂
I had no degree, no advanced maths qualifications and no experience when I worked on my first game. I was given UI work based on my flash history. That game shipped. I did not feel like I stole someone's job. Neither do I 10 years later.
it really irks me when people try to destroy other people's ambitions in such a way
QA used to be entry level when it wasn't as advanced a skillset. More like gameplay testing than QA. These days you need to be a coder to even understand half of QA stuff
yeah deep diving code
I don't know about that
Most "entry-level" QA is literally just playtesting though
and doing bug reports
Maybe senior QA use tools
like PVS
or any other debugger
yeah theres a hump atm about QA people on twitter. People not understanding what they do so they think its all just "playing games"
But, I mean, that's more "programming" than QA at that point IMHO
Given to "entry level" programmers
If you all don't think there aren't entry level positions still...
well I wouldn't say that level of QA is entry level at all, even for programmers. I can't understand half the stuff it entails
That's a wrong assumption, maybe they aren't titled that way, but there sure are 🙂
I don't know, when I think about QA, it kinda seems easy
when it gets to the deepest memcpy bullshit my brain tends to shut down. I understand it, but it seems like something someone else would enjoy 😄
QA on your own stuff probably is
Especially when I think about when I submit bug reports to Epic
And the people/responses I get
It's almost like, why did I waste 10-15 mins to properly submit this bug report if you aren't going to do your own due diligence
Those 15mins add up
heh yeah thats why I dont do tutorials. I mean, I learned it, now you ! :p
keeps the professional wage high is we dont tell anyone our secrets :p
*if
"ship it" is mine
I would not call QA easy even if it is just testing tbh
me neither really. I have utmost respect for QA people
you have to understand the desired behaviour and you have to be able to find stable ways to reproduce issues
playing the same bit of a game over and over is boring
yeah
also that
Id imagine thats why good QA people always have work
also good QA people can make a huge difference imo
I know they have trouble trying to find decent pay though
yeah, that is kinda sad 😦
Just fill a warehouse with couches and TVs, QA department
cant afford AC or food though, they are only QA
carpet... jeez what kind of extravagances, I suppose you want free parking too
Is anyone here watching the stream?
Turn down for what?
QA is main reason some are buggy or not on release depends how they treat them
I wouldn't put that on QA. I'd put that on whoever signed off and released it
more often than not its a money issue
Blame Marc
QA team usually has no say in what gets fixed and what not
bugs not being fixed is usually on the management
and it's more cause of "we have to ship at x" than anything else
and most studio have poor management is set of disaster
Play testers that know how to break things are gold. An understanding of how things works goes a long way.
they fired all the good management cuz they wouldnt implement shitty monetization models
Play testers that know how to break things are gold. An understanding of how things works goes a long way.
@plucky pagoda So true. We have a friend with real QA experience who tests our alpha builds internally before we ship them, and he always catches the weirdest shit that we never could have predicted.
@rich quiver indeed. It's a bloody hard thing to manage though. Especially when you are expected to ship on a date without fail. It's the case that most games need a flexible timeline for development because you can't imagine every variable up front in 99% of cases.
I think I'm going to make a pot of coffee and stream some random dev stuff.
I might make some coffee and pot and play some Smite :p
My kid plays that a lot
Is that the one with mauve or whatever
and the dwarf with the turrets?
its such a reminder that I loved Paragon, it almost makes me sad
the epic games vs ios/playstore is more likely all online store even the consoles
to lower the 30%
this a legal battle no matter what happen after today
Grab total war
Apple's response will be petulant as ever
note that Epic lowered the price of v-bucks EVERYWHERE
even on consoles too
this is "consumed"
it takes 24 hours to learn how to even play the game in my experience. Last time I played a Total War game, I spent more time alt-tabbed on a wiki than I did in game. Literally.
It's a bold move though, I like it.
if they were trying to pressure Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo, they would still have them pay the "extra" price
consoles aren't really the same imo
didn't epic games fail to make a valid argument with apple, google and valve to lower the store fee
I think the Epic games store is their argument.
I like that the fight is getting a little street level.
Epic's Fornite has been removed from the App Store after they implemented direct payments, circumventing Apple's 30% cut.
already remove
lol
Just wait. It's an opening shot. Let's see what's next.
told you it would be petulant 😄
Who do you think is gonna cop it over that from Fortnite users on Apple?
this time epic need a valid reason no shit talk
I doubt it'll be Epic somehow since Apple removed it
if they were real Epic fans, they would drop Apple except to tweet anti-Apple stuff with it. 😄
epic does not have real fans, only haters 😄
They might just drop Apple tbh
only real fans are developers 😄
aww im a real fan 😦
I wouldn't underestimate the strategy from Epic here.
Tim's not dim and his passion for Apple is ripe as the logo.
lawyers away!
Apples been digging their heels in too much, I know plenty of people who already sworn off em for their draconian music library
they dont care about there fans on mobile they want to lower the fees on other stores
yeah, he's made some really good moves the last few years. I don't expect this will be different.
I initially quit Apple because of music. The time they added U2's album to everyone's ipod/iphone was taking a complete liberty.
idk about prices in other countries but Apple is overpriced shit in my country
more closed and more expensive, I was never into that
The whole memory costs a ton thing has always irked me
the whole child labor things irks me.
playstore is next 👀
Its crazy MS turned into Google, Apple turned into MS
lol aye
I like Apple, but the App Store has been at the center of all their worst decisions in recent years.
They didn't want to be on them anyway. Maybe they're not giving up on their own or some other form of distribution.
I like IOS.
I hope they can work this out. Fortnite leaving iOS would be a huge loss.
Huge loss for who, Apples wallet?
I just find it hard to believe that there's not already a well thought out strategy with the move.
im sure Epic get their blood money from the IOS store with fortnite tbh
I can imagine kids that want to play Fortnite will start asking for Android phones
For Epic, for Apple, and for the many people who play on iOS devices.
Sucks people are caught in the middle but Apple users need to direct that towards Apple
this will affect all stores that have fornite 🤔
if it were upto me, I would shut the company down until they fixed that child labour issue. There is no form of capitalism in the world I can agree with where that occurs. Even if they play the "willfully ignorant" card at the lawsuit.