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fathom wadi
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it's like Milliput

pearl elk
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Im using Super Grok

fathom wadi
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Super Grok sounds like hero dog James Gunn would put in a movie

mild gust
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Is it like Mega grok

fathom wadi
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C-C-C-Combo Grok /killer-instinct-voice

mild gust
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That was a neat game

fathom wadi
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yeah I was a full on Orchid player. I made the KI fighting system some years back in UE4 using the Paragon assets.

mild gust
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Washing your hands is gay guys.

fathom wadi
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I tried to the Mortal Kombat one but it absolutely wrecked my head with complexity. That's some crazy game dev

mild gust
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It's like he has no idea that bacteria exists.

fathom wadi
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Sorry what? Thats disgusting. The amount of pee that comes out of the toilet just from the spray is so bad. Not just the fact you are holding your junk.

mild gust
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He's probably one of those guys that acts like his dick is so big it just points to the toilet.

fathom wadi
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Imagine how rancid his bathroom door handle is if that's not faked

mild gust
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I don't have to touch it I'm an alpha

fathom wadi
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man I wake up in the morning and first thing I do is wash my hands just in case I touch something after scratching my nads in my sleep

mild gust
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Maybe a bug poops on you

fathom wadi
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When you have kids you learn to keep the germs to a minimum. Nothing worse than a houseful of shared sickness

mild gust
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How would you know your asleep

fathom wadi
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speaking of sleep. Time to have my daily night terrors. bbiab

mild gust
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About that time

mild gust
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Sit idiot?

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Prey on kids fuck around and find out

trail ore
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looks like twitch has started using ai assisted tools. this live counter is little wacky.

pearl elk
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twich has been using AI views for ages now ๐Ÿ˜›

median wraith
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Man

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The 2008 COD had SSR?

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I didn't remember that

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when aren't on screen don't reflect

summer cedar
median wraith
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how the hell almost 20 years past from that

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I'm fighting the Qt and QML

summer cedar
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Nowadays, even six days is past.

median wraith
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but this is a nightmare

summer cedar
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Make your game in UE 6.

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Hurry.

median wraith
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maybe move to Godot

summer cedar
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Use RPG Maker. ๐Ÿ˜› Anything.

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Become rich quick.

soft night
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Hev Engine

median wraith
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I do remember to purchase GameMaker

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mother of lord

soft night
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Hex Engine is cool

summer cedar
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I was part of the QA team for those projects.

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Indie dev, used Game Maker.

median wraith
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"While I enjoyed the story, visuals, and the gameplay combo of Hitman + Watchdogs feels good, I cannot really recommend anyone pay 70 euros for 15hours of campaign. I did not rush things, did not yet get all of the collectables but I also don't feel inclined to do so having just finished the story."

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70โ‚ฌ for 15h seems really nice tbh

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a Coffee is 3โ‚ฌ and is 5min long

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Cinema cost here like 20โ‚ฌ for 2h

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so

summer cedar
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I am swearing at a lot of countries today.

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Useless VAT tax rules.

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PITA.

trail ore
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but also, it has token/ticket based director that lets you do cool swarm attack patterns and shit

median wraith
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I need some view like that

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but non grid aligned needed

pearl elk
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you still using QT, but why

median wraith
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The main reason is harder to be decompiled

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for tools will use it always that for sure

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my issue with Godot is a middle ground between unreal and Qt

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where you can decompile even the code comments

summer cedar
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@median wraith Do you want to read the 2,163 page book - Guide to Global VAT 2025?

median wraith
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Unity and Godot are kinda the same in that way

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to be decompiled

pearl elk
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Im using Tauri atm, Im not sure if Id do anything I can do in Unreal within that app though, I can use XYFlows stuff

summer cedar
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--- Switzerland and Liechtenstein give you a CHF 100,000 buffer, but it is based on your total worldwide revenue, not just your local sales ---

Bloody Swiss and Liken-whatever. Why do you care if I make money globally? ๐Ÿ–•

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At least they have a threshold; better than nothing. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

median wraith
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QML is a nightmare for entities

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at the end is JS

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Godot now can be incrustated on external apps

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maybe can use that

summer cedar
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This VAT guide book is good.

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I am using it to cross-check Gemini.

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So far, ๐Ÿ’ฏ authentication.

pearl elk
summer cedar
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It means the tart has a firm crust.

median wraith
median wraith
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embebed or whatever is said

pearl elk
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thats the word youre after lol

summer cedar
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I like incrustate, tbh.

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Merging pastries with programming is a great way to get more AI... er, programmers.

pearl elk
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you incrustate or your app is crusty

summer cedar
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If you don't roll your app out properly, it won't cook right.

median wraith
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I need to check 2D alphas between two images not collising

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I don't know if thats possible here

soft night
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kinda good tool

median wraith
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C# is another nightmare for decompilation

pearl elk
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this is why I love my rust webapp

median wraith
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som how millions need to install this now

summer cedar
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It's just one button.

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Click it.

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If your PC gets hijacked, it's your problem. ๐Ÿ˜›

pearl elk
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ugggh defender

median wraith
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Doing FOG view?

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oh is going away from you to next occlusion

trail ore
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whats FOG?

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fog of war?

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fog?

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yellow circle? thats how far it queries things that it can hide behind and does scoring based on players position. not too far, but not too close. its like a scout

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that "ideal" distance might be too smol, because sometimes it just stops in the open. thats not very good ๐Ÿ˜…

summer cedar
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@pearl elk Why do I need a medical warning while generating an SVG file?

pearl elk
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Im going to try to print a 4mm tall sheep ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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with or without wool?

pearl elk
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oh woolden that be cool ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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If you can shear the wool and sell it, yessss ๐Ÿค‘

soft night
summer cedar
trail ore
median wraith
trail ore
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originally i wanted to make this in 3d, which is why i started writing that one 3d engine, but i realized that i would be modeling and animating things for the rest of my life, so i went 2d

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i updated windows, and now lsp for my text editor stopped working. so thats nice. thanks again, bill.

median wraith
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I'm thinking of using pre rendered content in the game

trail ore
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nice. you using qt for this or was it for another project?

median wraith
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yeah Qt

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but maybe mix it with Godot

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whatever I get faster

fathom wadi
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I used un-rendered content in my latest project, Black-Screen.

median wraith
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Qt is giving me problems because the QML forced way to make things

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and I don't like it outside of the UI

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but the particles system depends of this shit too

mild gust
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Holy Valheim,

mild gust
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They even taking out your MMA fighters.

dreamy holly
median wraith
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There is an artist against AI now making tools with Claude releasing one each day on Twitter lmao

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How suspicious can you be

fathom wadi
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Everyone will come around when the money dries up

fathom wadi
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my mum's dog used to leave little pyramids around the house.

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is that with VS Code?

mild gust
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Was waiting for a video from him.

fathom wadi
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now I'm a lifelong cynic, but I'd be hard pressed to invest my time in making videos trying to disprove people. What is the end result? Popularity? Money? I can only see someone doing it to you when inevitably you are the one who is wrong. It's a zero-sum game.

mild gust
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I mean Ancient Aliens make millions off selling lies

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Why not make some money off selling truth

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When you need to claim anything made by not white people is aliens

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Your just being racist.

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Also if you can show with primitive tools that it's possible to do what they did pretty sure that debunks any quack saying otherwise.

fleet tangle
trail ore
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and that plugin broke because it depends on nodejs... its a mess but it works for me.

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so i had to update that too

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but on the other hand, that 30 second window waiting wouldve give me some time to think. not sure if it were a bad thing

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even better would be to never update things that work

fathom wadi
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yeah its usually plugins, or you can reset Intellisense if you use that

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I've had Intellisense jam up on me a lot in that way and a reset tends to fix it

fathom wadi
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hurry up and finish typing Chestburster. The anticipation is triggering my anxiety ๐Ÿ˜„

half canopy
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i was going for a big game in my head, dont worry mobile players you have a role to play...

mild gust
half canopy
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im still an idea guy i havent leant any skills yet

fathom wadi
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You have been on this server for 6 years and don't have any skills? You just here to date game devs or something? ๐Ÿ˜„

half canopy
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i learnt a lot from listing and seeing

fathom wadi
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yeah me too. The first few years of this server I was a staple helper in a couple of channels. Sometimes because I was sharing my knowledge, and sometimes because it was a problem I hadn't come across so learned it to help anyway.

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I kind of game up after a while because Mathew was an absolute beast of an assistant helper and he was making me feel unecessary.

half canopy
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im still at square 1 lmao

fathom wadi
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Maybe you should jump into a project. Something simple like an FPS wave shooter.

half canopy
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nah i done that much time wasting, i wasted too much time dont want to waste anybodys elses time

fathom wadi
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I meant as a solo project. Just a prototyping exercise more than anything releasable. Half the work is already done for you and the stuff you need help with has tutorials.

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I've made dozens of prototypes that were unreleasble, just to learn something new and get my skills together.

half canopy
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i think im going to make a Mobile game

fathom wadi
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I'd highly recommend against doing that until you understand a lot more and have some project experience behind you. It's not a user friendly experience in the slightest. From setting up Android Studio, getting the dependencies, implementing methods that are specifically supportive of mobile development and having to deal with the restrictions and variability of mobile platform devices, it's a logistical nightmare at times.

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thats all before you get to iOS

half canopy
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yeah i fealt like this 4 year ago.. was wating for ure5 but pc prices sky rocketed

fathom wadi
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Just remember it isn't a race to market when you are a solo dev. It's a slow, methodical process which requires personal learning, testing and prototyping, and is likely to fail most of the time. However what you learn along the way will speed up your next project. So ideally making many projects with plans to learn something rather than release something is the way to go.
If you can get on a team, that's a different matter entirely, but it should be a priority that you are advancing yourself rather than your game. Otherwise you will try too hard to skip the hard work and settle for sub-optimal output. I've seen it time and time again where people with the basic knowledge of Unreal Engine put out a game, only for it to be a glorified tech demo of their own skills, and to gamers who may purchase it, you become a joke/meme for being so bad.
Trust in the path, not the finish line.

trail ore
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mobile dev definitely would force you to learn some optimization tricks, but maybe its not the first thing to learn

half canopy
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defo man that looks a load of fun being a younster, im too old to join crews lol

fathom wadi
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im 50 in 2 weeks. Never too late ๐Ÿ™‚

half canopy
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this is why im here never too late

fathom wadi
fathom wadi
half canopy
fathom wadi
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Posting videos won't make videos games. Get on it ! ๐Ÿ™‚

trail ore
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you can count clock cycles later

fathom wadi
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yeah. I did my first mobile prototype with Unreal Engine early on, then skipped it for years and had to re-learn it with UE5. It felt like way more feature replacement was required at that point. So having to re-learn that was cool, but I wouldn't call it entirely motivating. But what killed my mobile development learning path was trying to convert projects from PC version to Mobile. That was a true pain and almost a complete rewrite of core systems.
If I was starting from scratch I guess I wouldn't have that issue and I would still be motivated to do it.

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My first mobile game was a complete cheat method. I simply ran Flash in an SWF wrapper for Android. So all development was Flash and the SWF player did it's job. But I had no services or multiplayer at that point.

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@half canopy this short is motivating.
https://youtube.com/shorts/GHOB_yPFN5g?si=K6SbSo1eZF1YQ8ib

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Most people spend years waiting for confidence to appear before they make a move. Before they apply for the job, start the business, speak up, leave the relationship, post the video, or take the risk. But confidence was never meant to be the starting point. Confidence is usually the result of surviving somethin...

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half canopy
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im a lazy bastard these days, i think i can pull off a mobile game

trail ore
half canopy
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im still an idea guy atm

trail ore
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i mean.. i like these things, but sometimes..

fathom wadi
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we are all idea guys

half canopy
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it a hobby at the best atm

fathom wadi
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that's how I started, probably not uncommon as most game devs start with modding or level editing in some form.

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Don't you love it when the source comes from OpenAI itself about it's own illegality of training data methods. By the way, the guy mentioned was about to testify in court in the lawsuit regarding this, and "suicided" himself as per usual.

half canopy
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in a way i could of always asked you guys, i just want to build a pc that can handle ur5

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was going to ask ai but never did

fathom wadi
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well you can get one fairly cheap. Ram prices may look silly right now but you have to have it so... You could get away with a 12700k Intel CPU, a 2080 or above GPU (any RTX), 32gb of Ram would be my minimum but 16gb Ram can work if you have the swap file space, or RAMDrive to handle extraneous storage). An SSD is definitely something you would need (nvme / m2) so you can handle the streaming data speeds.
Aside from that, just good PC component builds.

half canopy
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so mobile game the wat forard lol

fathom wadi
fathom wadi
half canopy
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all jokes i know i cant make a full game so mobile game more logical, plus i know nothing so everything is in the air, i got it all in my head what i need to do

fathom wadi
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a mobile game is still a full game tough. Nobody is expecting you to make a Triple A quality game with no budget and as a solo dev. I mean, even Triple A makes bad games on a high budget. Just understand gameplay because gameplay is king. It could look like crap and still give someone an enjoyable time with bugs, unfinished or early access etc, as long as the gameplay is there. That is something you have to prototype to ensure it works, which is why I promote the task of learning through prototyping. It doesn't just teach you one method, it can also teach you why that method should be replaced with a better "best practice" method, and it tests your game to see if it's fun.

half canopy
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i said same thing to myself few year ago

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only problem i have i havent anything to get my teath into

fathom wadi
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Have you considered that game development isn't for you? I don't mean to swing this to a negative when I've been trying to motivate you, however sometimes it's just a fact that the hard work, eternal learning process, time spent and the stress and anxiety isn't for everyone. Which is why solo game devs have a high fail rate. They like the idea, because they are "an idea guy" but don't want to put the work in.

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I know you said you consider yourself a hobbyist so I'll clarify I don't mean that if you want to remain a hobbyist, but if you want to release something you have to go all-in

half canopy
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nah it defo for me, i can spend hours tyring to get a frame lined up lol

fathom wadi
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Waste no time then. We have such little of it and you never know when your time is up. I believe in you

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This is where I post my motivation song.

half canopy
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thanks, i mainly a horror guy or was in the past, like Japanese Shutter that had me going for a long time

half canopy
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i know i have made too many bases on Ark etc... like until you get started you dont know the possibilitys, then everything falls into place

half canopy
fathom wadi
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To Argentina !

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I used to watch Yellow Submarine a lot.

half canopy
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the nowhere man sceane with black holes, i always try find the film version on yt but always fail, havent seen the film in 20odd years

tawdry aurora
fathom wadi
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Speaking of which, the dealer down my road got his windows put in by a crackhead the other day. Then I heard the dealer shouting "He's getting done". Next day there is an ambulance and 2 police cars outside his house.
Good times living here ๐Ÿ™

fathom wadi
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"4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire" is the lyrics that reference it

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For all the sadness in the world, for all the corruption and war and pointless deaths, you got to step back and look at the brighter side of life. Like this amazing news story....

half canopy
fathom wadi
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yeah I can't find the full song, only a short clip

half canopy
fathom wadi
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yeah it's not during Nowhere Man. That part is where they are walking through the animation, onto the giant circles of a vinyl record, then they walk backwards as it ends so the animation goes backwards too

tawdry aurora
fathom wadi
tawdry aurora
fathom wadi
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full of nonces too unfortunately. 1 in 92 people are registered S.Os

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my street has had murderers, people traffickers, it's got several dealers, a police outpost at the end of the street and that's all just the 2 years I've been on this street. They leave us alone because we live here and we aren't dealers or drug addicts (nobody even drinks or smokes in my house) but when there is nothing to watch on Youtube I just check out the drama down the street. Always something going on

half canopy
fathom wadi
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yeah I should too. I'll wait until I get my anxiety medication though so I can chill and concentrate on it. Otherwise I keep pausing movies and shows to look up news, scroll youtube or anything my dumb-ass mind decides it needs to do to distract me.

tawdry aurora
fathom wadi
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it's all good. I keep myself to myself. Usually sat in this chair helping people with UE whilst I wish upon a star to be able to afford to move out of this dump ๐Ÿ˜„

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if only everyone donated when I helped, I'd be loaded.

half canopy
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i remember the ending being messed up / weird. seeing that funny looking guy is mainly all i remember lol

summer cedar
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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

pearl elk
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well me 4mm sheep failed, 0.2 nozzle didnt work so well

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I did print a 25mm one, that worked with the 0.4 nozzle

summer cedar
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Show off the Trump sheep.... er, I mean Roo sheep.

mild gust
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fathom wadi
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this is the smile of death

fathom wadi
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by the way if you haven't watched that series it's called Mr. Inbetween. An excellent show (although rather a short run)

mild gust
median wraith
pearl elk
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obgecshion ur honur

median wraith
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The launcher each day is worst man

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not even the filters work for the library anymore

trail ore
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they said in may/june it gets major overhaul. theres still hope kappa_ross

pearl elk
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major overhaul wont be enough

median wraith
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also Unity Marketplace if broken too

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all the preview images spawn in small area and taking half window

trail ore
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have you tried the new godot asset store yet? its in beta, but i dont think the bar is very high rn

pearl elk
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you cant even grab the bar cuz its buried in the ground

lavish tendon
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Outside is pure death right now

median wraith
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Oh another cod

pearl elk
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theres always another cod

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theres even a movie too

summer cedar
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I was sick with indigestion last evening. My cocktail of drugs has almost resolved the problem, but I couldn't work positively today. ๐Ÿ™

pearl elk
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what if you made unreal in the launcher

unborn lotus
trail ore
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its slate iirc, which relies on some engine stack, so basically true

fathom wadi
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Didn't they change the external launcher away from slate? Pretty sure it's web3 tech now

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If not, then maybe it was just a rumour I read

trail ore
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could be

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this game seems to be doing pretty okay

mild gust
trail ore
median wraith
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Damm

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is Discord now using Unreal?

trail ore
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electron probably

mild gust
astral wing
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ethiopian/east african food is so gas. like holy

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#1 for oily savory foods imo

errant raven
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I may be getting to see my daughter finally

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Finally couldn't hold myself together anymore and had a mental breakdown, called my mom and told her to tell my baby mama I was ready feelsSadMan

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I still don't deserve it, I just can't hold myself back any longer

summer cedar
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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

summer cedar
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Why we don't have cheers emojis, God only knows.

fleet tangle
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๐Ÿฅ‚

summer cedar
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Yeah, it's all alcohol and booze and spirits.

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Gotta have more jumping for joy and cake smashing and cat head-bonking.

fleet tangle
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I think those might be a little too much for an emoji.

summer cedar
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Even this Blue Man ^.

fleet tangle
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Just imagine it's apple juice.

summer cedar
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AI should solve all these problems.

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Where is DiscAI?!

fleet tangle
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It was a flop(py)

median wraith
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I'm old what's weapon bloom?

summer cedar
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It was stupid, because it was excessive and didn't let you see where your bullets went.

median wraith
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Wait they mean that?

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There is bloom since old cods

summer cedar
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Yeah, but it's how you implement it.

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Often, it's stupid.

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I like to see my bullet trails, not be blinded by my own weapons.

median wraith
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Bullet trails still a mystery to me in some cases

summer cedar
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It's worse when you have motion blur ENABLED BY DEFAULT.

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God knows why games still do that.

median wraith
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As old ones you used to make a one frame line from start to end

soft night
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but bullet trains are not?

summer cedar
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Chrome Vignette and Motion Blur - always enabled. Da fuk?!

median wraith
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Infinity ward claim it was easy to make the switch versiรณn

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But needs an external studio to make the PC versiรณn

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The what

fathom wadi
summer cedar
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crying No one saw my message.

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I finished patching the client today. Awesomely hugely bigly patch 48GB.

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I might play today, but I am in that 95% recovery stage, where most of your body functions perfectly fine, but there's a tiny something bothering you somewhere and things don't feel just right.

fathom wadi
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you sick?

summer cedar
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What I said in my message!!! โœŠ โœŠ

fathom wadi
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or is it just a few too many beers and good food? ๐Ÿ™‚

summer cedar
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Gas, and a tiny bad bacteria.

fathom wadi
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ah well get well soon. A good poo might do the trick :p

summer cedar
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Had 2 good poos and 3 fast ones already.

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It's that last part of getting-normal, where you are mostly annoyed it's not already normal yet.

fathom wadi
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yeah I don't get sick often because I have a compromised immune system so I have to take care with germs, bacteria, etc. I have medication that helps keep my thyroid ticking over properly so it lessens the chance. But when I do get sick it feels deadly. Always takes me a week to get over something.

summer cedar
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I googled and Gemini'd my way into building an arsenal of essential medicines for my common stomach (gas) and runny nose issues (mostly allergy season).

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Getting rid of the problem/infection takes 24 hours-ish mostly. It's the feeling fit part that takes another 24. And the last few hours are just spent feeling restless.

summer cedar
# median wraith The what

Possible. If you hire devs who are highly specialised in one aspect only, you can get away with paying them less and just focus on one platform.

soft night
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today is the party

summer cedar
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It's like hiring a Wordpress specialist. Can't expect them to do Joomla.

soft night
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today i am going to my cousin kid graduation party

summer cedar
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Hey! Congratulations to your nephew/niece. ๐ŸŽ†

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When are you graduating? ๐Ÿ˜›

fathom wadi
summer cedar
fathom wadi
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I dunno. When I did e-commerce sites I used my own custom CMS I wrote specifically to abuse SEO

soft night
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that what the gruduate get

fathom wadi
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never actually used wordpress for e-commerce. I wouldn't trust it tbh

soft night
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the thing what after graduation you can wear only in may day

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shopifyseems go to for ecommerce

fathom wadi
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I'm out of the loop these days tbh. I stopped webdev when I started UE

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I've made a couple of sites since but only for myself

soft night
fathom wadi
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Doxygen is still my goto. Takes a little getting used to as you have to help it with comment syntax, but it's been a staple. I bet A.I. is probably better these days though

summer cedar
# fathom wadi I'm out of the loop these days tbh. I stopped webdev when I started UE

It's become like UE in many ways. You can do it yourself by spending money on 'assets' - plugins and modules - and get an unoptimized mess, and still host it.

For complying with all the e-com rules, taxes, etc. and GDPR stuff, plus implementing high security protocols (like HSTS), you either hire a specialist or upgrade your AI-fu and learn.

fathom wadi
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true

summer cedar
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The licensing is also a bit wonky. It's like the plugin authors don't mind custom CSSing your way to glory - hence, the specialists - but they also charge n00bs a ton of money for not much by way of features.

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It's an interesting eco-system.

summer cedar
fathom wadi
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ok I guess. Playing Monk - Martial Artist. Still not sure where I'm going with it. Currently level 45 because I was playing with my guildies all night and 4 manning the campaign. So it was slower than the usual run. I don't mind though, I only race in POE1. I treat POE2 as a casual playthrough.
Considering the Whirling Assault build but it's a bit confusing because of the new Martial Artist ascendancy. It's got some crazy, CRAZY stuff. Like the Runic Meridians (which gives you 6 extra runes slots. That by itself seems cool, but factor in that you can rip a mod from a unique and store it in a rune, then it's going to be absolutely broken.

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it's like this. All of those could be mods from Uniques

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5 sorry not 6

summer cedar
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Discord just went p00; for a second.

fathom wadi
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I hope they flushed

mild gust
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I never flush

summer cedar
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YOU!

mild gust
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Oh shit

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I'm me

summer cedar
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๐Ÿ’ฉ

fathom wadi
# mild gust I never flush

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summer cedar
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Sean Lock was great.

mild gust
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Had a room mate once get mad there was a bit left in the edge of the rim

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Started yelling over it

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Told them to whiz on it

summer cedar
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Did he kill you?

mild gust
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Na

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They moved out not long after

summer cedar
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Too bad! How dare you poo the comode?!

mild gust
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Apparently that was the last straw

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Because I didn't stay around to see if it all flushed down

summer cedar
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You clearly didn't have enough lumen in your toilet.

fathom wadi
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I once had a really abusive girlfriend who went off her head at me because I farted in the bathroom.
I tried to explain that's where people go to do such things but she just treated me like a whizzed on shit stain tbh.

mild gust
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She would hate my grandma

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It's the only place she does it

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Her words "Ladies don't fart"

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Only in the bathroom though when you poo

fathom wadi
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It took me about 5 years before I heard my wife fart and that was in her sleep when she couldn't help it. I was so proud. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
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Now that's a nice lady

summer cedar
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Please make sure you are using non-Baidu fart sensors.

mild gust
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But I like false positives

fathom wadi
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I wish we had some false positives with the amount of kids we have. It would be nice to say "You know, I'm not pregnant this time" just once ๐Ÿ˜„

pearl elk
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I think you can say that every time ๐Ÿ˜›

fathom wadi
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sorry. typing is a bit ski-whiff. Been up all night playing path of exile 2 ๐Ÿ™‚ I think I need a nap

mild gust
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Need a snickers

fathom wadi
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They should change the name back to Marathon. It made it sound like you could run a marathon if you ate one.
Now it sounds like someone laughing with a nervous tick

mild gust
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Bring back smores bars

fathom wadi
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bring back the gold standard.
fiat currency isn't as tasty

mild gust
summer cedar
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Didn't there use to be some chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil?

mild gust
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Still exist no?

fathom wadi
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yeah they are usually a xmas thing in the UK. Put a bag of them on a xmas tree or whatever.

summer cedar
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Just ordered some curd rice with cashewnuts, mustard seeds, and other digestive works.

fathom wadi
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are you sure thats good for your stomach when you have a bug?

summer cedar
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Bug's dead. This is restore-normalcy mode.

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๐Ÿ˜‹ FIRST CLASS! ๐Ÿ˜„

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That was delicious.

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And my tummy likes it. Meow. ๐Ÿฑ

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PoE 2 down for maintenance. ๐Ÿ™

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Time to get some lay-down rest.

fathom wadi
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me too. but its back up again now anyway. only a 10-15 min downtime. But I've been playing for like 17 hours so....

pearl elk
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time to have more babies

queen isle
soft night
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queen isle
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Is that the one where the harassers go to?

fleet tangle
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So they can sexually assault women, yup.

mild gust
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Rip

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3d modelers take notes!

mild gust
summer cedar
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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

mild gust
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I feel like these people lost the point.

summer cedar
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This used to be a boss.

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It's my hyena now. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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MINE!

mild gust
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Wait a boss is your minion

summer cedar
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Yes. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Welcome to Path of Exile 2. ๐Ÿ˜„

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Caveat: ||Only 'Beast' bosses can be minionised - for now||

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His name is Rathbreaker.

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I want to call him Sally.

mild gust
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As long as you do in your heart

summer cedar
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Sadly, I can't change his name anywhere that I can see.

mild gust
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Lame

summer cedar
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Don't you call my hyena lame! AWOOOOO!

trail ore
mild gust
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Lego investigation guy fled to Mexico

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Apparently Utah mormon cops are corrupt

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and are protecting the mormon community.

summer cedar
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Once upon a time, a dragon and a hyena went to their daddy's grave...

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...to pay their respects. They found a dungeon therein.

median wraith
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Got a question

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in 2D with huge 2D images like on the old find the objects games

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how are those called

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aren't sprites?

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when I search for sprites just find pixel art

median wraith
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is you remove the demo of UE4 from 2012 equation

trail ore
summer cedar
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Sekhema Asala (the woman on top) rips the head off of Jamnara. The new chieftain is crowned.

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Meanwhile, Sally is calculating the taxes on his minion service invoice.

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@median wraith When are you creating Path of Hevedy: The First Boyfriend hit game to rival GGG?

median wraith
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I want 2D things

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but all I see is AI generated images

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and when you ask AI it create shit

summer cedar
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Don't worry. Path of Exile also started looking like 2D shit.

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Over MANY long years, they made it glory.

median wraith
summer cedar
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You can do it too!

trail ore
median wraith
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oh yeah

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finally

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falling trees

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make it kill people once they fall

summer cedar
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It's lovely and all.
BUT, why is he magically getting clothed while chopping the tree?

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It goes contrary to nudist power heaven lore.

trail ore
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that is because the player sprites are placeholders

summer cedar
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BUT, you must preserve nuddy spirit of your glorious endeavour.

trail ore
summer cedar
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But, clipart will probably give you a closer approximation.

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And when you generate with AI, it'll be closer to what you want.

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You can also simply use cel-shaded or toon images.

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Although 'clipart with cartoon style' gives you better results.

trail ore
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now i have to do the boring stuff. make the trees grow back. sadge.

summer cedar
trail ore
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im not gonna make fun of some kid. thats kinda low.

median wraith
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I had a pack from FAB before FAB and don't remember the name

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was like cuts of real pics

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a scissors etc

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512x512 each

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or more

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can be that but

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all those seems AI generated

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and I wonder what AI do this people uses?

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When I tried the Google one and the ChatGPT creates nosense crap

summer cedar
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You have permission.

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Plus, she's probably in jail somewhere.

summer cedar
trail ore
median wraith
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not icons

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mmmm

trail ore
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i looked up my library, i swear i had more of those there, but these days theres only this one left lol
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median wraith
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let me search and example

trail ore
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thats probably not what youre looking for, but i wonder if theyve nuked some pre-fab packs

median wraith
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actuall sprites like old RTS game

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a huge house or a car etc

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not pixel art

trail ore
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texture atlas is still what comes in my mind first ๐Ÿ˜„

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probably not a good search word tho

summer cedar
median wraith
summer cedar
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It's then rendered as a flat, 2D image.

median wraith
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yeah

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but whats the name for that

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because sprites this days seems to small things and pixel art this days lol

summer cedar
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pre-rendered 2D pixel art.

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or pre-rendered 2D digital art.

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You have to be specific in describing it, because there is no specific name for those images.

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It was the entire set of processes, no one cointed a term for it.

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Let me see if I can generate something similar and I'll share the prompt.

trail ore
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there was another one that wasnt explicitly for skeletal meshes but i forgot its name

median wraith
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yeah I know that things

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but

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I'm looking for actual packs

summer cedar
median wraith
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non AI shit

trail ore
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right. idk those then.

soft night
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hevedy machines work for hev suit

pearl elk
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hev deck when?

soft night
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hev cyberdeck?

pearl elk
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Fortnite 3 confirmed

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Wow all this hot news coming out of Computex

pearl elk
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Nvidia skipping DLSS6 and going straight to DLSS Lambda

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Epic did submit a bit for DLSS Llama but it was denied

soft night
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mons calamary handheld gaming device

pearl elk
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Valhalla festival next weekend ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

median wraith
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So will dlss work for pixel art?

pearl elk
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its all pixel art ๐Ÿ˜›

trail ore
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yes. it made my stardew valley look like cyberpunk

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the farmer looks like drag queen but i dont think its that bad

pearl elk
summer cedar
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You beat me to it.

pearl elk
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screenie from my game factory homies over in asia ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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Also, I'd play that. ๐Ÿ˜„

pearl elk
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hard to beat me these days, at any one time Im generating atleast 10 threads of consciousness ๐Ÿ˜…

soft night
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mons new studio yard

summer cedar
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I've fully implemented monetarily racist protocols on my site. ๐Ÿคฃ

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EU-banned. UK-banned. Other tax-hungry countries banned.

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Now, only racism against Canada's Saska-bing-bing province remains.

summer cedar
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Done.

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Saskatchwen has been ejected! ๐Ÿ‘ข @mild gust HOORAH! โœŠ

mild gust
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summer cedar
mild gust
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I hope so.

summer cedar
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Not bad, honestly. They cook their meat fresh. He says it's very tender and tasty.

mild gust
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Worth?

summer cedar
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If you can handle the 'looks'.

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You're eating in the open, basically.
And it isn't a sterilised environment.
Other than that, food seems great.

summer cedar
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The army has expanded!

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Welcome the spirit bear.
Sally, the Hydra Hyena and Tilly, the cotton wispy spirit bear.

queen isle
solar nebula
bleak thicket
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so.... that was before or after your company was hired? ;)

solar nebula
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It's complicated

bleak thicket
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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i actually thought now you just laugh and say before ;)

solar nebula
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Nah. I'm in a serious mood right now and I have a serious answer to that, but it's too long for me to type out

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xD

bleak thicket
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but the base answer ist "after" ;-)

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its just more complicated ok ;)

solar nebula
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No, the answer would be "it's not related to anything we could've done at any point"

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But it's a bit more complicated than that. We're already working to try and fix the culture in the metro company, but because we're just a tiny group of people, all we can do is make sure that some key people in lower positions do their job well and infect the company with the engineering culture they forgot

bleak thicket
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why was that? missing train model? or you were just not ordered to run simulations for that one?

solar nebula
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Some crew did not properly secure a track switch in "forward" position so it switched underneath the train as it was driving over it

bleak thicket
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ah ;)

solar nebula
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Causing the train to derail at maximum speed and hit a dividing wall between two tunnels

bleak thicket
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stupidity is really hard to simulate

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i think you are aware of the floating train in germany?

solar nebula
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But there is a much more mundane thing we helped with, though I can't mention it because of an NDA

bleak thicket
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and its famous accident?

solar nebula
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It relates to day to day maintenance and the NDA thing is because someone is doing a PhD based on it xD

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@bleak thicket possibly, which one do you mean?

bleak thicket
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simulate that one and the accident on it ;)

solar nebula
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That's a nice toy

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We are more interested in real public transit, not toys ๐Ÿ˜‰

bleak thicket
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lol its famous

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and actual crucial part of wuppertals infrastructure

solar nebula
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Grand Theft Auto V is also famous

bleak thicket
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haha

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but that is no toy

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that is actual public transport

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no airport shuttle or shit

solar nebula
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But these sorta monorail systems are nothing compared to heavy rail, no matter how much you try to squeeze out of them

bleak thicket
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you should checkup its specs, i am no expert on it, but its german technology that just shifted the rails to the top ;)

solar nebula
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But I do admit - this one is pretty good and I actually like it - but it's an exception that reinforces the rule

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@bleak thicket yeah, simply shifting rails to the top is enough to kill throughput of a system and make it less maintainable for some technical reasons

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It's a very pretty tram

bleak thicket
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till the accident it was actually the most secure public transport method

solar nebula
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It still is

bleak thicket
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as far as i know, not

solar nebula
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Based on lifetime of the system, random accidents are to be expected

bleak thicket
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yeah sure, but statistical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its not most safe anymore

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\o/

solar nebula
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Get this - there were only 3 train vs train collisions on the main tracks in Moscow. And they happened in 2 days. When they were testing a new safety system and let the drivers disable the safety system in an exceptional case. That was never done before or ever since ever again xD

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Outside of those cases, trains never managed to collide outside of parking/depot tracks (where the safety systems are different and less strict because of the nature of parking tracks)

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That's since 1935 and till today xD

bleak thicket
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i think germany has similar stats on collides, we just have tilting trains

solar nebula
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But minor incidents which don't threaten passengers happen all the time

bleak thicket
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and trains who derail and crash into a bridge with 200 km/h

solar nebula
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Oh yes, I know that case

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The train was equipped with wheels you use on small trams under 40 km/h speeds

bleak thicket
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as reminder ;)

solar nebula
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Moscow metro stopped using that wheel type in 1940's when trains started driving faster than 40 km/h

bleak thicket
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no no that is an ICE

solar nebula
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Yes

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That's what I mean

bleak thicket
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that wasnt cause of wrong wheels

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the maintenance was non existence

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i think it was like a year overdue

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that specific thing that derailed it

solar nebula
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If I remember the accident right, it was because the steel rim of the wheel separated from the body (as they were two pieces with some rubber between them)

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But that might be a different accident

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Let me link you the exact one that I'm referring to

bleak thicket
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for sure it wasnt the wrong wheels as its an ICE

solar nebula
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The Eschede derailment occurred on 3 June 1998, near the village of Eschede in the Celle district of Lower Saxony, Germany, when a high-speed train derailed and crashed into a road bridge. 101 people were killed and 88 were injured. It remains the worst rail disaster in the ...

bleak thicket
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yeah thats the one

solar nebula
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The wheel design here is unacceptable

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The wheel design used here was not good for anything above 40 km/h because of inherent physics of steel and the assembly of the wheel

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Maintanence issues would've only sped up the accident happening, but even with perfect maintenance it might've happened any time

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"In July 1997, nearly one year before the disaster, รœstra, the company that operates Hanover's tram network, discovered fatigue cracks in dual block wheels on trams running at about 24 km/h (15 mph). It began changing wheels before fatigue cracks could develop, much earlier than was legally required by the specification." This stuff happened back in early 20th century, it's a lesson forgotten

bleak thicket
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ah i see

solar nebula
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Here's a similar design

bleak thicket
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ah look down under

solar nebula
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The steel rim on which train rolls is separated from the core, extra padding is inserted to make the ride smoother

bleak thicket
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in the article

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the maintenance was also part of it given that they had not used the right equipment for it

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i knew there was something cause i knew there was a huge discussion about the deutsche bahn lagging maintenance generally overall (which actually leads to lower drfiving times and delays in a lot of schedule)

solar nebula
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Maintanence is a real factor too, but train systems are (should be) designed to withstand really rough treatment

bleak thicket
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true true

solar nebula
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Shifting this to purely maintanence is a publicity step and politics I'm not very interested in

bleak thicket
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its just like that with proper maintenance that problem would have been seen way earlier

solar nebula
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Yes, that is 100% true

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The way you say that is pretty much the scope of maintanence's relationship to the accident - had it been done properly, the failure (that would be inevitable) would be uncovered earlier and maybe without human causalities

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casualities

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Derp

bleak thicket
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so as a workaround it was fine, but someone should have looked closer

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some more SIMULATION ;-)

solar nebula
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Hehe

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It's fun to drive over crappy track

bleak thicket
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You heard of Stuttgart 21 ?

solar nebula
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Nope maybe

bleak thicket
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LOL you should inform about it

solar nebula
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I'm a visual person, show don't tell xD

bleak thicket
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its 10 billion EUR project to make a train station more crappy

solar nebula
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Ah I see, no, I have not heard of it but I'll check it out

bleak thicket
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Stuttgart 21 is a railway and urban development project in Stuttgart, Germany. It is a part of the Stuttgartโ€“Augsburg new and upgraded railway and the Magistrale for Europe (Parisโ€”Vienna) in the framework of the Trans-European Networks. Its core is a renewed Stuttgart H...

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its insane

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its stupid, its wrong, everything is bullshit

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you dont even need a simulator, basic math can tell you that this all doesnt work out

solar nebula
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@bleak thicket part of the reason we want to make our simulator as a game anyone can play is so we can teach people the philosophy when it comes to trains that prevents all of this shit from ever taking root in peoples minds

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Like what you say, it's stupid and yet people do it, we see same in Moscow metro easily

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It's not about raw facts, there is a cultural and philosophical component to it that people overlook

bleak thicket
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i tell you, Stuttgart 21 is the most stupid of all those projects

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i guarantee it

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you can be the judge, but if you see the risks and the possible gain and the possible alternatives and the huge amount of money, i think there was never a train related project more stupid at that price tag

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i mean we dont talk about a train station that is not "as good as told"

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we talk about that the result will KILL the complete train traffic

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if the train station burns, everyone dies

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if one train get stuck in the main tunnel, everything is off

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and the complete tunnels are build into waterabsorbing shit

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that blows up and destroys the tunnel regulary

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like all the other tunnels in the same mountain

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its so idiotic that it was the first thing where i actually went to a protest

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and they are STILL protesting against it since over 10 years now

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every monday

solar nebula
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Hahaha

bleak thicket
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seriously, for you that complete project is a feast of absurdities

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the ex-project manager made a list of 110 risks

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no no, not 110 risks that might make the problem bad, 110 risks where each one if happen could stop the project

solar nebula
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Again, it's not technical but cultural and in this case political too

bleak thicket
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the technical part is interesting really ignore the cultural and political stuff

solar nebula
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You need to approach these sorta bad ideas with not just raw facts, but also the right cultural and emotional basis ๐Ÿ˜„

bleak thicket
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cause its really the worst downgrade in history

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there is a group of engineers

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who made a complete report about this, like hundreds of that area combined, all engineers, everyone.

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its fantastic

solar nebula
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Moscow metro forgot about it's own engineering culture from the 1930's-1950's when the system was established

bleak thicket
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that is the point, you get so much technical explaination for everything cause we still DO have an engineering culture

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but Deusche Bahn doesnt want to admit to their failure

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its so fantastic wild

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oh btw: It should have been done now ;)

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2020 was the start

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theoretical

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we are already at 2026 if i am not mistaken

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with half the stuff still not even approved by government

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that was btw the moment where i realized that theere is actually no ground in reasoning in the world ;)

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things get understood or they dont get understood or someone cheats to not make people understand it

solar nebula
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It's not that you can't reason

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You just gotta keep in mind that humans are emotional creatures

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Gotta spice up those facts with some good ol' relatable emotions

bleak thicket
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yeah still but we talk about that this project runs 20 years with every physics showing that its the worst idea ever

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yeah

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thats why hundred thousands went to the streets

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and pointed to the facts and the math and the physics

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and still do ;)

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there is no way that this ever reaches the people responsible

solar nebula
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Keep doing it

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And keep stressing out those responsible

bleak thicket
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the people there even switched their state government cause of that

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just to see that the new party continues the shit

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and now we reached a point where there is no come back

solar nebula
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Maybe it's a lesson the country has to learn xD

bleak thicket
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(oh and those parts of the building already built are already broken and need repair)

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yeah

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10 billion will be the bill in the end

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it was sold as 1.5 billion project

bleak thicket
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thje 10 billion is calculated by swiss experts

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so you can assume that number is precise

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officially its still a 6 billion project which needs 2 billion more financing

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the best part is really that burning scenario

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they use a loophole

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to not follow official regulations for public spaces

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you got like 8 stairs on 4 tracks and then double trains with around 7000 people in there at peek times

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you dont need a training in urban safety to know how this ends

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oh and the tunnel to get out of the station is 60 km long

solar nebula
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Here's an urban engineering joke for you

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How do you make a road let more people through? You make it wider!

bleak thicket
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oh i get it ;)

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took a bit

solar nebula
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Despite common sense of every person governing telling them that making roads wider lets more people through, in practice the real answer is making a tram or such xD

bleak thicket
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but dont tell that joke in bulgaria or where they moved that building to made a street wider

solar nebula
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Wider roads immediately get congested and bandwidth stays around the same in practice

bleak thicket
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oh ok then i didnt get the joke ;)

solar nebula
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Just because people don't have a feeling for how many people need to be transported in a city

bleak thicket
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as a european i saw the joke in "yeah sure, lets make street wider cause we have so much space"

solar nebula
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Yah, it's an urban engineering joke. America keeps making this mistake

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You make road wider and you just wasted all your money and didn't solve any problem

bleak thicket
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LOL i was in US.... their public transport is like ancient

pearl elk
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my favourite is when they widen a road to shut the middle lane down for a year odd to build a train line there

solar nebula
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A single highway takes ~1000 people per direction per hour. For a commute in a large city (almost independantly of its size) you need to have central pathways capable of transporting between 30k and 100k+ people per direction per hour

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The scale is so ridiculous, but it's the reason why making a 6-lane highway into a 9-lane highway is not going to change one single bit

pearl elk
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or you could just say screw centralisation and build major business districts more sparse ๐Ÿ˜›

solar nebula
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This is still true even when there is no centralization

pearl elk
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solving a problem you created, engineering 101

solar nebula
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It's pretty complex

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But

bleak thicket
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the driving culture also plays a game here

solar nebula
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Mixing commercial places and residential places is one of good things to do

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So you don't have to go far at least for basics, but maybe even for your job

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Peak commute bandwidth in subway trains can reach about 50k people per direction per hour and in Moscow you can really see that 100k vs 50k discrepancy on some lines

bleak thicket
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yeah i was in paris subways

pearl elk
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Im sure its abit difficult in some countries where almost the entire place is urbanised, countries like Australia though we are stupid. Bulldoze all the bush land to build cities

bleak thicket
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and london

solar nebula
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Yeah. The subways are great at taking a ton of people around, but you have to feel that the scale of people moving in a large city is absolutely massive

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Even huge trains that come every 1 minute or so aren't enough

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Commute is hell of a thing

bleak thicket
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well in germany this is actually not so bad

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although dรผsseldorf or cologne are similar sized cities

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you still see not even close to the same amount of people

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A LOT are prefering car in germany

solar nebula
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Germany is like, by a very loose definition, smart when it comes to urban planning

bleak thicket
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its CULTURE to waste an hour in traffic jam instead of using public transport

solar nebula
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Not great, not terrible

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Which relatively speaking is pretty great xD

bleak thicket
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Netherlands is master

solar nebula
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Yes

bleak thicket
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German towns are sending their personell to netherlands for learning

solar nebula
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Netherlands did a goof in 60's with replacing amsterdam channels with highways

bleak thicket
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but netherlands has one advantage:

solar nebula
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SPending a ton of money

bleak thicket
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absolute centralized town planning

solar nebula
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Then they had to spend a ton more money to turn highways into channels lol

bleak thicket
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all towns all roads are organized from one department

pearl elk
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I live in a city of like 15k people... we have traffic jams ๐Ÿ˜›

solar nebula
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@bleak thicket yeah, there is some degree of centralization and coordination absolutely mandatory for modern urban environments

bleak thicket
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the joke is, if you drive in netherlands

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IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME! :D

solar nebula
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US makes this mistake all the time, thinking that free market can fix the mess that gets created in chaos of human relations and development projects

bleak thicket
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in US

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a shop with 20 seats has 40 parking lots

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and i didnt took those numbers out of the hat.... those are real ;)

solar nebula
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I hate car hells

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What you described is a car hell xD

bleak thicket
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if the atlernative is US public transport

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then you take the car

solar nebula
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I live in the US btw, in bay area

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We have a subway train called BART

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It's the best one in the US

bleak thicket
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my condulences

solar nebula
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And it sucks dick

pearl elk
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people complain about lack of parking here all the time to the council, so much so theyre building a big multistory thing. Issue with that is parking is fine, people are just too lazy to walk so they fight over the same 5 car parks

solar nebula
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BART is currently spending a ton of money to get from 18 trains per direction per hour capacity to 24 trains per direction per hour

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While places like Berlin and Moscow enjoy ~40-50 per direction per hour

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While running infrastructure designed in the 1930's-1960's

bleak thicket
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Stuttgart 21 is investing those 10 billions to take 16 tracks and make 4(x2) out of it!

solar nebula
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50+ trains per direction per hour approaches limits of what is physically possible

bleak thicket
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dont make me sad

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hearing people actually extending their capacity instead of investing it to reduce it, make me sad ;)

solar nebula
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@pearl elk the correct solution is to eliminate all car parking in the area and make it pay to park xD

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Not joking

bleak thicket
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Say that in amsterdam

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a day ticket in the center is 40 EUR

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and still you search a spot

pearl elk
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we have one area which is paid parking and no one uses it, so all they did was kill a heap of car parks ๐Ÿ˜›

solar nebula
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It costs that much because your car doesn't belong in the city center

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You're not supposed to be taking your car there and the parking charge is a gentle way of telling you to go away

bleak thicket
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Amsterdam is huge, there are outside areas with fun that are just easier to reach by car, having a car while in amsterdam is prime

solar nebula
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The only vehicles that need to be there are emergency & utility vehicles (deliveries, etc)

bleak thicket
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and i smoke more money in weed at the breakfast ;)

solar nebula
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But outside areas - yeah, totally

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A car is for leisure and driving into sparse places

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Not for driving into populated urban places

solar nebula
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Speaking of weed

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It is time to have some

pearl elk
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quicker to take a boat aye

bleak thicket
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do not get out on the wrong side of the car ;)

pearl elk
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it'll be like that here soon enough except that will be the ocean not a river

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I love how urban planners decide a city between two rivers and next to the ocean is a perfect place

solar nebula
bleak thicket
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well the city is pretty much built into the ocean more or less ;)

solar nebula
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Here's the ridiculous amsterdam mistke hahaha

bleak thicket
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if you take a boat tour through the rivers

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the boat actually goes out to the "ocean"

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(well to the closed area of the ocean at masterdam but its full blown ocean)

solar nebula
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Just look at that pic

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They fucked up that bad but at least they learned

bleak thicket
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they actually do it again

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wait let me check satellite

pearl elk
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so does the river still go under that road

solar nebula
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The road was annihilated

bleak thicket
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so Rokin?

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that road is above the river, they started to build the road ~2005 or 2010 or so

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so they are back to plan A ;-) at least partly ;)

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aehm not "so Rokin" i meant "see Rokin" on that map

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the road

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and actually the river ;) hehe its also called that

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but its just a small area

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from Wijde to the beginning of the Rokin river

solar nebula
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Yeah

pearl elk
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jeez I never thought the dam in Amsterdam could have meant something

bleak thicket
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LLLOOOLLLL

pearl elk
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I knew there were flood planes and shit but this is madness lol

bleak thicket
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and there is the river AMSTEL......

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just that you might get the other part of the equation ;)

pearl elk
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I feel like I need a pair of wellies if I were to visit

bleak thicket
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haha if you ever wanna visit Amsterdam, message me

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i can actually also come over to there, i am like 3 hours by train away

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and anyway often hop over... not recently tho, not much time ;)

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but i can guide you

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and give you the "original amsterdam feeling"

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you will be so stoned, that you sleep at 21 oclock, which is good cause we need the champaign breakfast with weed in the morning to get the next day started ;)

solar nebula
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How are edibles there?

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I donโ€™t smoke so

bleak thicket
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not interesting per se, i dont know if there are some edibles hipster stores, there is one store with ultra awesome edibles one specific, that kills you, but the others all have the same edibles that are just shared under the shop

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s

solar nebula
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Ah

bleak thicket
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but as said, i never seeked a edible specific location, cause they can more easily sell the stuff, so there is probably one without smoking i just never went into

solar nebula
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I see

bleak thicket
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if you are in CA, then you anyway dont need to bother really if its about the weed, the US weed is pretty much on par with the Amsterdam weed

solar nebula
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Here in Cali you can get them anywhere and they are well made, uniform and stuff

bleak thicket
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yeah sure

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you got a real industry

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never forget: its still illegal in amsterdam

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per law

solar nebula
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It delivers faster than pizza

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I had to complain cause the delivery kept saying 30 min and then coming 5 min later when Iโ€™m in the bathroom

bleak thicket
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the complete weed industry in amsterdam get their supplies by illegal production

solar nebula
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I see

bleak thicket
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its like gray area

solar nebula
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Iโ€™ve been to Amsterdam before by the way xD

bleak thicket
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well there are a lot layers to amsterdam especially what runs behind the shops

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there are limited amounts of licenses in the town

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and those can sell weed

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but cant buy weed..........................................................

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at least not more than 32g at once ;)

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by law they are not allowed to have more than 32g at once at location

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which must come from somewhere which is not legally existing 8-D

solar nebula
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I donโ€™t care about weed outside of Cali, itโ€™s more of a medical thing for me

bleak thicket
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well its an interesting situation in amsterdam

solar nebula
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So I can ignore it for a few weeks

bleak thicket
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its like you are consuming an illegal drug and no one cares

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kinda weird

solar nebula
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Weed is barely a drug in the strong sense of the word haha

bleak thicket
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yeah for you and me ;)

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but not for the law

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luckily that SLOWLY changes now

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we already got exceptions in germany

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if you are dying you can get weed

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thats a HUGE step

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cause now they cant make anymore draconic punishments

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like transporting a medicine you are not allowed to have is not like a prime crime ;)

solar nebula
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Also

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I'm still upset about AddTorque

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xD

bleak thicket
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lol

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"This engine is unusable!"

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I just realized that Stuttgart 21 actually has a metro like scenario as possible consequence

stiff crystal
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@solar nebula you should add similar feats to the engine and make PR about it

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and refer to AddTorque ones

bleak thicket
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just probably less water, as it would come out of a "water bubble" in the mountain

stiff crystal
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say that all those nonsense things are now in line with that

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see if they get the hint

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LineTraceInDegrees and LineTraceInRadians

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altho those could have real use cases I suppose

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DrawDebugSphereInRadians

solar nebula
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Well mine is gonna be AddRelativeLocationInKilograms and of course AddRelativeLocationInPounds for those who like that more

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With a real conversion factor and all

zinc matrix
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All I feel like doing is running round in circles looking at the unreal mannequins butt

bleak thicket
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you must make the upper body a ragdoll

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that is fun to watch

zinc matrix
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don't know how

pearl elk
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AddRelativeMassInNanometers

bleak thicket
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ah i forgot how its done

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probably used osme of those ragdolls plugins i have

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but i think there is an easier way cause you just need to detach thee animation

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yeah you can just do that... animation blending

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uh but you also need something for the upper body then to make it really wobble around

pearl elk
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What do you mean AddTorque doesnt integrate Torque engine ๐Ÿ˜›

foggy path
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AddRelativeLocationInKilograms was the most bizarre one you came up with? lol

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How about... AddTorqueInCubicMeters ;)

pearl elk
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how bad is everyones oop

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Torque should be an object with the .InCubicMeters() method

pearl elk
signal citrus
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why is panasonic doing this? lol

pearl elk
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they arnt

signal citrus
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hdr directly into the eye sounds uncomfortable

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nice looking gogs though

pearl elk
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I think we should just shoot lasers into peoples eyes and get it over and done with

signal citrus
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I would like to get lasers into my eyes over and done with too.

pearl elk
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they arnt exactly the height of fashion but much better than those VR headsets we've been seeing

signal citrus
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imagine they have no tracking?

pearl elk
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they try so hard to make it look cool lol

signal citrus
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its important to look like you are grasping at something in another dimension

bleak thicket
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that was so cool in valyrian

pearl elk
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Zucks so cool he doesnt care in multiple dimensions

bleak thicket
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Well, he is a robot, he needs to be cooled all the time <badumtss>

signal citrus
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convenient veiny arm lighting

bleak thicket
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yeah next thing we see is him putting a knife in his arm to fix his robotics

pearl elk
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he's obviously having a two handed thumb war in VR

signal citrus
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eh, vr face be sacred

pearl elk
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shes hacking the gibson

bleak thicket
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she should put down that VR headset and enjoy the lightshow right before her eyes

signal citrus
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eye protection is important with sparky equipment

foggy path
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^ Cyberpunk 2077?

zinc matrix
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Nope, Funky Koval > Cyberpunk

bleak thicket
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whats the english word for that roof with left right slope? sloperoof ?