Bloody greedy pigs.
#lounge
summer cedar
mild gust
Time to mark an ARK clone
summer cedar
The fact that people are enquiring about insurance 61% MORE across the country after the GST exemption, doesn't matter to them.
B@#$@ds just want their commissions.
Meanwhile, we have record levels of consumption here after the tax cut.
Unfortunately, Chennai customs is embroiled in a bribery scandal, so people are more focused on that.
white oxide
median wraith
COD4 did and COD5 last nobody by those times seems to see the useful and cool that was
white oxide
because lan parties died with DSL
median wraith
Is splitscreen gameplay
people don't even have brothers this days or kids, what you want them for
white oxide
now everyone has a console and internet is largely strong enough to simply play wirelessly
mild gust
people don't even have brothers this days or kids, what you want them for
True lol
Let alone irl friends π
white oxide
kids are too damned expensive
assuming you want to actually raise them and not let them get raised by the state
white oxide
killing all the fertile young men in ukraine might be the problem
white oxide
yeah
mild gust
Funny how that changed things huh
white oxide
and the cost of living has skyrocketed
mild gust
and cost of living keeps going up
median wraith
Most of the kids that born here aren't from Spanish people
like half are from outsiders
white oxide
its now requiring multiple income sources to properly raise up just 1 kid
median wraith
make the stat even worst
white oxide
and then you have the section 8 housing people who have 6 kids with 5 different people
median wraith
https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-gif-3833503542667284673
The 1875 looks more like me than he
median wraith
and then you have the section 8 housing people who have 6 kids with 5 different ...
that's true
you can see people on their 22 with 3 kids
and people with 42 saying that isn't ready yet
white oxide
yep
also the fact that when a colorado city allowed teens to get contraceptives without parental permissions (illegal btw) teen pregnancy dropped like 60%
median wraith
You don't need a war if you cancel all the population π§
summer cedar
like half are from outsiders
What does it matter if they're outsiders, so long as they join the Spanish Inquisition?
π₯
white oxide
tbh thats why my parents were very active in teaching ways other than absitnence even though my mom was a flaming catholic
soft night
white oxide
gotta love the aviator goggles on the one guy
"hey boss costumes can find the 3rd guys cowl, what you wanna do?"
"just throw some 1930's pilots gear on him and no one will notice!"
broken sigil
Unless I go through some enlightenment later in life... I don't want kids basically ever π
cursive crypt
white oxide
tbh i think my time for kids has passed
I was expecting when my partner died, and since then ive accepted the only way im having kids is if i date someone with them already
plus the snippy snippy
median wraith
Unless I go through some enlightenment later in life... I don't want kids basica...
Well you are here to develop tools that don't exist
The purpose is as important
median wraith
Good someone's have kids for the ones we don't or can't
white oxide
https://tenor.com/view/ajr-ajr-brothers-blue-man-group-ordinaryish-people-gif-25...
blue man group is way funnier than our blue man
the guys look and feel psychotic
I actually got to see them live a few years ago
white oxide
what yall think? working on a concept for my pulse rifles before my modeler goes in and models it
unreal ether
bolt action with a hammer and two triggers?
the weapon itself looks cool, though I wouldn't say it looks like it should be a pulse rifle, and it doesn't make sense
mental veldt
Unless I go through some enlightenment later in life... I don't want kids basica...
My ex didn't want any more kids and that didn't worry me - I went through a phase of wanting them for a few years later on, but it passed π
The birthrate atm in the western world is at a critical point, but financial incentives will arrive very soon and there will be a big shift in society.
mild gust
I actually got to see them live a few years ago
Did anyone call you gay for it
I told someone I went to blue man group and was called gay.
Because a group with men is wrong to see
white oxide
the weapon itself looks cool, though I wouldn't say it looks like it should be a...
yeah ai needs to upgrade its photoshop cause its a mix of these two
the aim is that they are largely wood stock bulpup rifles because they are used for both range and the close comfines of aboard ship actions
pearl elk
We got the same fertility of countries at war
cmon Hev youre meant to be carrying your team
white oxide
lol
summer cedar
Good morning! π β
summer cedar
https://x.com/JussiKemppainen/status/1974945187249156202
Is this Volcanoids?
wispy rain
All my foliage is old school; just transparent textures on quads, so I'm not much help
cursive crypt
This is nuts
pearl elk
I call them Nanuts
summer cedar
I call them Nanuts
We're coming after your nuts on the 7th, Roo! π
Did you know there's a U19 match between our countries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftMSv4ZYS0 - Modders are making Heroes M&M 5 in UE 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYals-kKKBI - And Zelda on UE 5.7, the fan remake. π
mild gust
summer cedar
I've been trying to download the Skyrim UE demo for ages.
Always 'quota exceeded'.
I declare quotacism.
mild gust
Sue them
summer cedar
Won't. Inflation.
pearl elk
We're coming after your nuts on the 7th, Roo! π
pretty sure you guys lost last year π
summer cedar
pretty sure you guys lost last year π
Live in the past, Roo. The tiger will bite you in the present. π
pearl elk
ugggh why did I decide to do Victorian times, too many bricks
pearl elk
Live in the past, Roo. The tiger will bite you in the present. π
cricket is non-contact, pretty sure thats a bannable offense
summer cedar
Bannable or not, a bite is a bite.
summer cedar
Shadow Punch!
mild gust
Good roo
pearl elk
time to see what nanite assemblors are all aboot
summer cedar
time to see what nanite assemblors are all aboot
Aren't they evil nanobots that want to take over the world?
pearl elk
meh, cloud stuff is such a ripoff these days
summer cedar
But Lumen brings warmth and glows! π₯Ή
pearl elk
it also brings fuzz
summer cedar
it also brings fuzz
How's the nanite cluster experiment coming?
Did you make a AAAAAA game yet?
pearl elk
I made a DD game
summer cedar
D+ or D-? Answer carefully; arithmetic is important.
mild gust
Like Piranha DD?
summer cedar
Tell me it's not a D cup.
summer cedar
That requires guild registration and promotion.
Preceded by isekai reincarnation.
So, no.
pearl elk
DD
summer cedar
Yes, yes, I know you have two of them.
pearl elk
Double Dragon
summer cedar
That's not the point. π
pearl elk
summer cedar
@mild gust Check this out - https://www.instagram.com/oberoiarchitects/?hl=en
Oberoi Architects in Gurgaon, India.
They're premium domicile designers.
white oxide
https://tenor.com/view/bad-movies-rule-double-dragon-movie-screaming-gif-1649129...
what is this from? i feel like i know it
she looks like a dollar tree version of Kess from Voyager though
summer cedar
I loved the Double Dragon cartoon as a kid.
pearl elk
ahahahaha that is Alyssa Milano, thought so
pearl elk
if its true its pretty smart, part of the issue with pricing here is that we buy from Asia through the USD alot so we never get the best deal on items like electronics
summer cedar
If the Modi govt. is doing it, it's surprisingly surreptitious about it to protect itself from Western media, I guess.
Very interesting.
summer cedar
if its true its pretty smart, part of the issue with pricing here is that we buy...
My gold investments have appreciated 400% since 2018. π
pearl elk
ohhh I got news for you if youre on a gold standard
we have enough reserves to flood the market and make it worthless π
summer cedar
Indians love gold, my friend.
We consume it like crazy.
4th largest reserves now.
So, you might actually benefit by investing your gold here.
pearl elk
its better for us to leave it in the ground, thats how much we have
but its not technically in reserve because its raw resource
summer cedar
Well, India and Australia are signing three agreements soon.
We'll take your gold AND your cricket trophies.
pearl elk
you cant take our Au its in the name π
summer cedar
Takes away AU
From now on, the down under will be known as Stralia.
with lemon and orange flavours.
summer cedar
UBTech Robotics - China. Over 300,000 robots deployed in various factories.
Unverified. I am not going to China to check. π
median wraith
cmon Hev youre meant to be carrying your team
lol
man I think they gave me back the virginity papers after all this time
summer cedar
man I think they gave me back the virginity papers after all this time
You sold your virginity to start your business?!
Man, that's dedication!
Β‘bien hecho!
median wraith
No, I has been so many years without a relationship they give it back
like the european register
median wraith
@summer cedar you dont like any arcade games?
summer cedar
This IndiRoutes YT channel is very good. They showcase stuff about India that I didn't even know. But then again, I haven't read my paid news service in a while.
summer cedar
<@595262016059605022> you dont like any arcade games?
Of course I do.
Raptor: Call of the Shadows is one of my all time favourite games.
I also liked the more modern Cygnus-something, but it is way too hard even on normal difficulty.
Tekken, MK, Street fighter - all good.
Pinball is of course a classic. π
median wraith
have you ever played Waves ?
median wraith
just waves
median wraith
now you point the under the waves one, I played the demo, its the game sandbox or what
summer cedar
I haven't played either one, but I've played games like it.
I like Glyphica: Typing Survival.
It's about typing, but they built it like an arcade shooter.
median wraith
I did a game like that but never finished it
before it was released, one of my first projects
was a lighthouse
summer cedar
Finish your projects!!!! β
median wraith
that game is english only ?
summer cedar
I haven't checked other languages, give me a second.
median wraith
ALSO another question
median wraith
Catala lol
well that can be a pain in the ass since english usually have shorter words
summer cedar
Ok. It seems I can learn Spanish words now.
It's easy enough to type. π
Thanks for asking me the question.
I would NEVER have checked otherwise.
summer cedar
ALSO another question
?
pearl elk
I need more HevEngine games
summer cedar
You mean Virgin Engine?
pearl elk
Its only Virgin Engine on first boot
pearl elk
median wraith
you know Flat Heroes ?
summer cedar
you know Flat Heroes ?
Calamari's heroes all have double-D cups.
And no, I have not played this game.
I did play a similar game sent to me by a Vietnamese dev, once.
pearl elk
so thats what Im doing wrong
summer cedar
you know Flat Heroes ?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1933070/Emorrior/ - It was this game.
Emorrior.
median wraith
what the hell is that
summer cedar
Tetris in the sense that you build your 'ship' with bricks.
errant raven
How to say "it would be a great honor, one of God's greatest blessings even, if you would show me your boobs." in Spanish Mr Hevedy
summer cedar
No quiero golpearte con nada mΓ‘s que un enorme salami hΓΊngaro.
Β‘Pronto te golpearemos con muchos wickets!
pearl elk
Β‘Pronto te golpearemos con muchos wickets!
No tienes las agallas para eso
median wraith
Que cojones - What the fu
Que esta pasando en este chat - Whats going on in this chat
pearl elk
hechizos de lenguaje mΓ‘gico
summer cedar
No tienes las agallas para eso
Ya te ganamos el ΓΊltimo ODI y el T-20. Solo te falta ganar el Test Match.
pearl elk
ΒΏTe refieres a ganar las cenizas, como siempre lo hacemos?
median wraith
defuk
summer cedar
ΒΏTe refieres a ganar las cenizas, como siempre lo hacemos?
Β‘Solo te mereces cenizas, canguro!
summer cedar
I don't even know what the hell they are talking about+
Eso es porque en EspaΓ±a no se juega al cricket.
median wraith
what ashes are you guys talking about
median wraith
then don't translate that shit
summer cedar
It's where the colonized beat the shit out of the imperial colonizers.
pearl elk
oh thats why Spain dont like it π
summer cedar
then don't translate that shit
You expect Calamari and I to go to all that effort?
Also, when I said ashes, I meant actual ashes, to needle Calamari. π
summer cedar
Er, so what? π
It's standard now.
There's a full NFT MMO that's about to release now.
With UE 5.6 and AI gen.
pearl elk
I wonder when we'll get AI ungen
summer cedar
After AI sells kids p0rn.
pearl elk
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is not happy with Mr Zuckerberg
summer cedar
WHO is happy with Mark?
pearl elk
Mark
summer cedar
He's always been off the mark with his words. π
summer cedar
I am Borg!
summer cedar
Hehe. FB might be bought by Indians. π
pearl elk
Microsoft you mean πΉ
summer cedar
Perhaps Zoho, if it grows into a big entity.
pearl elk
I think we broke the HevBot
summer cedar
We have become better conquistadors than the original.
median wraith
gamepad yeah
summer cedar
We are PC supremacist indie devs.
soft night
median wraith
Idk every time I make a mini game or whatever looks like shit to me
that true also
I focus on how useful a tool can be and extrapolate to a game, and that kills me
pearl elk
you should just stop making shit mini games π
median wraith
Watching this and look how many people got it jesus
and many don't like it because is just that a nice looking thing for videos
soft night
median wraith
people get things they never play
pearl elk
I feel like parkour is one of those things thats better to look at than actually do
summer cedar
Idk every time I make a mini game or whatever looks like shit to me
Rename your studio to Virgin Shit and sell your shit games.
If you make money, you can just buy another shit AAA company and claim fame and glory.
median wraith
damm capitalism
summer cedar
No worries. You can become Hev Mao after you earn a billion dollars.
median wraith
XDDD
soft night
windus that might get you sued
summer cedar
Then Hevommunism will become the world standard.
pearl elk
main estuary
HI
summer cedar
Why is he using a pitchfork to harvest plants?
soft night
virking galactic have you heard
well for virgin in name you must perhaps live in virgin islands
summer cedar
There's less parkour here and more something like Dead or Alive.
median wraith
surprises me all the people getting this kind of games
Mirror Edge used to be niche
pearl elk
have you guys seen the parkour tag championships?
soft night
median wraith
let me see if can surprise you with something I had on hold
pearl elk
median wraith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo8sSGwo1UY
imagine 60y olds on that
pearl elk
I love how into it the commentators are
summer cedar
I like the pocket feature in Arattai.
celest musk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo8sSGwo1UY
i didn't knew that this is a sport, kinda cool tho
summer cedar
It stores messages privately, which you send to yourself.
Like sharing pics from mobile via OneDrive, minus Microsoft. π
summer cedar
this is why Im a DD developer
You're really advertising them D cups, aren't ya? π
pearl elk
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-2-half-life-3-half-life-alyx-hl2-gif-12697722212653720317
Im not sure why this Assassin's Creed game feels so easy
pearl elk
Im not even playing stealthy lol
summer cedar
Why is there so much text on the screen, and W T F is Tucker Carlson doing there?
celest musk
i've played one Assassin Creed, and it felt like guiding jello through an open world
such bad unresponsive controls, i couldn't stand it 30 minutes
summer cedar
Wokays, but when did Ubisoft strike a deal with Tucker?
pearl elk
I dont mind alittle bit of help with combat and traversal but this whole game feels auto
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within is still my favourite
summer cedar
I played a lot of PoP 2 on DOS.
soft night
skatepark is your turf see
median wraith
both have traffic, and the graphics aren't super top
pearl elk
All Points Bulletin, I member berries
pearl elk
RTX off
median wraith
RT this don't even have that
everything at minimum gives me 30FPS
everything maximum from 50 to 70
summer cedar
π€£ I had a lot of emails to read from my indie publisher and I thought I'd have to spend a lot of time on them; you know, knowledge addition and all that.
Turns out, I went through all 15 e-mails in 15 minutes. π
summer cedar
everything maximum from 50 to 70
Will DullSS on, or off?
median wraith
Will DullSS on, or off?
Intel thing, there is no DLSS
Not localized AA
the best one
celest musk
is that an UE game?
median wraith
Worst
celest musk
that hair looks so like bad tweaked groom
median wraith
THIS IS A EA GAME
With Frostbite they say
max graphics without Intel DLSS is 10FPS
on a 3070 RTX TI
soft night
median wraith
you can tell
this graphics
you don't know if this is reality
that's why the performance
pearl elk
explain me
are these your wives?
median wraith
that intro
soft night
XeSS
summer cedar
Sexy S.
pearl elk
Charlie XeSS
pearl elk
that looks nothing like you Hev
median wraith
why you make this on a fast moving game
pearl elk
AO smudge butt
summer cedar
that looks nothing like you Hev
It's Hevedy in the future.
median wraith
well looks nothing like me, is a woman sir
summer cedar
When Spain has taken all his money in taxes.
He'll be like that, skating on the sidewalk to earn money from tricks.
pearl elk
he's just trying to increase the fertility rate
soft night
celest musk
can you do this tricks
why did you buy this jank?
isn't it something you could do yourself in UE? π
median wraith
typical
median wraith
isn't it something you could do yourself in UE? π
no, this is top tier
I mean was free, just wanted to try
celest musk
@trail ore @median wraith @pearl elk
so are we doing this jam thing?
pearl elk
Im only doing it if someone else is taking the lead π
night harness
What a Glorious Engine Frostbite Once was
celest musk
Im only doing it if someone else is taking the lead π
i would love to see multiple games which somehow connect π
celest musk
so that they gonna play a few games with the same protagonist π
our famous lounge mascot #lounge message
that's AI generated, isn't it?
pearl elk
Im working on a new Uncharted with Amy Hennig but since Naughty Dog wont give us the IP we might have to call it Unsharted
median wraith
<@579023506935644172> <@94317435246620672> <@156366027322687488>
so are we doin...
Unsure yet
Wait they gave the theme?
pearl elk
I think you need to register the team before hand
celest musk
yea but i don't wanna work in a team π
my engine builds are probably all incompatible with yours, etc.
pearl elk
I just want to hack away on someone elses thing, Ive got game projects of my own to focus on π
median wraith
yea but i don't wanna work in a team π
Nothing then
summer cedar
Im working on a new Uncharted with Amy Hennig but since Naughty Dog wont give us...
Just call it D-Charted / Decharted.
soft night
hevCharted
summer cedar
It's Calamari's theft.
celest musk
there's a movie?
summer cedar
Every kangaroo has one.
Kangaroo Returns.
Return of the Kangaroo.
Kangaroo Tries to Return.
Returning Kangaroo
so on and so forth.
pearl elk
Kangaroo Dundee
pearl elk
Thats only one movement component
pearl elk
Turn off FSR π
median wraith
both are turn off
but is always DLSS the one giving issues
I'm more worried by the fact that my code don't work for whatever reason
you leave something for months that worked and when you return is on a different state
queen isle
anyone tried the ai generate blueprints plugin yet?
median wraith
oh, way better sir
dusky shuttle
Fatal error, you don't say
dusky shuttle
Are you opening an old project in a new UE instance?
median wraith
nope, the same old version
dusky shuttle
white oxide
white oxide
Mashalls taking over
why shouldnt i? wed be better off
white oxide
id execute anyone who thinks the "shareholders deserve ever better" which has ruined so many companies, and enforce a more stable economy, where workers are what should be invested in.
you know the most unbeleivable thing about big hero 6?
not the robots and kids with resources to become superheros
but the fact a teleportation project with the government only cost "millions"
summer cedar
Yay! π Turns out I am a good reviewer. π Private Military Manager has good reviews. π
I am happy for them. I really liked that demo.
fleet tangle
https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-9...
The first thing we should have done is ban LLMs from ever watching the Terminator series.
white oxide
a beta is a beta
white oxide
i mean they are giving it away for free because they are that desperate for attention
summer cedar
Stargate
There are more than a few that wish Captain Orange would just travel through one.
Like, right this second.
summer cedar
He's shit Orange, but accuracy isn't required these days.
white oxide
nah SG-1 ended we need a new stargate series
soft night
white oxide
yes
tbh i wouldnt be overly opposed to a reboot of the series, but id rather wait a few years, let the weird shit in hollywood and such to finally die out
mild gust
Respectable for you to think the weird shit will die out.
white oxide
oh its always gonna be weird
but Woke = Broke has been eating billions and seems to be at least causing some changes
look at all the disney and such films that have horrifically failed
because the weird shit
mild gust
Elon started a boycott netflix movement recently to lol
white oxide
and the few good movies (the wild robot, Puss in boots 2) were masterpeices because they were like the legendary movies of old
mild gust
Too many kids shows with propoganda now
mild gust
A goated one was Beast Wars
Shit was funny af
With some amazing animation for its time
median wraith
is there any pack with jump, slide, crouch sounds etc?
mild gust
Sonniss?
median wraith
The 90% of that lib are Russian cars
XDDD
Mythic
Give me a theme not used in games yet
soft night
ponkkis cars are so powerful
mild gust
white oxide
https://youtube.com/shorts/VEd-xar-avg
I mean theres been an automated sentry software project for over a decade, i remember getting hands on one of its early versions in 2015 for use in paintball
pearl elk
works great on brightly coloured targets out in the open, wonder how well it works against camouflaged targets in cover
could give it thermals but then how do you stop it targeting friendlies π
because the trick there is anything that makes your friendlies visible also makes them visible to the enemy
white oxide
give friendlies specially shaped low heat emission things? like police "color of the day" but coils that are subtly warmer or cooler
pearl elk
yeah even some sort of encrypted beacon still transmits and can make friendlies a target
white oxide
tbh I feel like there has to be a way to make it easy for your turrets not to tag you while taging enemies, given the tech we actually know about, think about all the expensive trash they can use
I mean the marine combat engineers i spend free time with have a ton they wont talk about regarding certain tech cause "classified"
and yes, i annoy the shit out of them with questions for my series
pearl elk
thats why they use laser targeting
paint and confirm targets then boom
who needs pew pews
white oxide
pearl elk
soon to be retired, poor A-10
white oxide
they have been saying that for decades
the problem is the platform is just so upgradable and theres nothing to replace the specific role it fills right now
pearl elk
yeah but theyve recently accelerated the timeline for decommission, end of next year they rekon
US are scrambling to save money whereever they can atm
white oxide
also your never going to make something so damage survivable again
this thing was still flyable
pearl elk
but would it have been shot if it wasnt flying so low π
white oxide
its a CAS platform, flying low is kinda the point
pearl elk
well thats the reasoning behind the decommissioning is that being so low makes it a drone target
white oxide
yeah...
mild gust
But also fly way higher?
pearl elk
I think theres an electronic warfare versions of the AC-130
white oxide
yeah
but its high altitude and broad spectrum
and not likely to hash drones unless your also hashing radio comms too
and that also doesnt include fiber optic drones and some of the more advanced automated ones
inertial guidance my beloved
no signals to disrupt and not that hard to make
pearl elk
Not entirely sure how the Ghostbat works, I think its entirely signal driven from the F-35s
they say its autonomous but I doubt it can just do stuff on its own without being ordered to
military loves its chain of command
mild gust
Same
pearl elk
We finally got Apaches in operation here for our Army Air πΉ
mild gust
Lies
pearl elk
automated paperwork filing π
mild gust
They will make a robot that can write
Just you watch
I'm sure boston dynamics or unitree is close
pearl elk
Ghost Bat you didnt report to debriefing and did an illegal flyby on the tower and one admirals daughter
mild gust
Ate that shitter like an apple fritter
pearl elk
great balls of fire
mild gust
Eat that booty like tutti frutti
mild gust
Did you buy her a drink first?
pearl elk
is that Spanish I see... this is probably Hevedys spam account
dusky shuttle
mild gust
Subway cod
summer cedar
Goodetto Mornungs! π β
mild gust
What up
summer cedar
The usual. Good coffee, work...
...and the destruction of Australia at the India U19's hands today! π
mild gust
Maybe they will sneak release a UT with UE5
pearl elk
UT5.7
pearl elk
I want to go to Goa
I feel like there will be a tribe of dutch people there making music
pearl elk
you can use turtle shells as sleds too
mild gust
Nani
summer cedar
So desu.
summer cedar
Probably more beachwear.
pearl elk
I thought that was beachwear
summer cedar
The live stream.
Apparently, there's some problem on the official streaming platform. So, here we are....
pearl elk
in jolly old london atm assassinating people
summer cedar
AC or WD: Legions?
pearl elk
AC Syndicate, I wasnt a big fan of WD: Legions
my current project is set in victorian times, like the 1890s so Im doing research π
mild gust
Add robodogs w/ flamethrowers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KDwCIaY2rk
summer cedar
Aussie bowler, Lachmund just bowled leg-bys straight to the boundary for four.
pearl elk
Add robodogs w/ flamethrowers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KDwCIaY2rk
Team Fortress 3
white oxide
as annoying as the AC games are to a murder hobo player at least they spent a FORTUNE on being accurate
pearl elk
the horse and cart bit in this one is pretty fun tbh
pearl elk
tea and crumpets
summer cedar
let's be honest; they're probably slaughtering the wildlife and roasting it.
17 year-olds after all
pearl elk
fresh rabbit
summer cedar
It's an interesting spotlight on how different temperaments are between different ages.
This is a five-day test match, if I understand correctly, yet the young 'uns are batting like it's an ODI.
Older buggers would have played more defensively and stayed their ground.
This new student, an old lady, is hyperactive.
Someone hand me a heavy bolter.
pearl elk
stop feeding her caffeine
summer cedar
I am just going to shut up and let her do her thing.
Best way to handle overactive ones. π€·ββοΈ
On the plus side, I can just watch cricket.
Barton and Osbourne are giving away no-balls. Wtf, Aussies?!
Noice! Aussies got a wicket!
Barton got two wickets!
Nice compensation for those no-balls.
pearl elk
this is confusing, when did Assassins Creed games become GTA clones
summer cedar
You find AC confusing; I find this U19 cricket confusing.
This IS a test match, but the Under-19 team is playing it like T-20.
pearl elk
its 2 innings right?
summer cedar
I've no clue. I tried to find the rules, but even Google is failing me.
pearl elk
test is usually 2 innings so it'll be the combined score of both
under 200 is very low for test though, typically its in the 400s for both
summer cedar
Yeah, but it's just Day 1 and both sides are playing it like a T-20.
Aussies batted better.
pearl elk
this is far more like a gangster game than an assassins creed game
if they sold it to me as that I woulda gone for it tbh
it was the same thing for Battlefield: V when I finally got around to playing it I felt like they should have called it Battlefield II and promoted the singleplayer campaign more
summer cedar
So, are you stealing horse carriages in London and selling them off at a premium?
pearl elk
not yet but I have created a gang called the rooks and Im taking over london with them bit by bit, Im raking in collection money from somewhere π
summer cedar
π€£
So, the rules of test cricket are the same for U19, except that it's four days instead of five.
pearl elk
I have killed alot of people but Im not sure how many of those Id really call assassinations
summer cedar
Basically, AU and IND are playing like bloody noobs.
They are 17 year-olds. So, they might as well be bloody noobs.
summer cedar
I have killed alot of people but Im not sure how many of those Id really call as...
Shankinations.
πͺ
pearl elk
How many boats do they need?
pearl elk
oh there's more
and as much as I complain about noise in UE5 there's definitely some in this game too even though overall the picture is more crisp
summer cedar
Reminds me of Fallout. π
errant raven
Shit wrong image
white oxide
oh there's more
i shouldnt need a bridge to walk to the other side, there should be so many boats i can just walk from ship to ship the whole way
errant raven
I did a thing, a actual useful thing, for me
pearl elk
i shouldnt need a bridge to walk to the other side, there should be so many boat...
Ive seen this movie
errant raven
Cant find the second image now, so it's fine with just the one. But a kanji study/memorization game for my discord bot!
white oxide
tis why i keep the windows clipboard feature on
pearl elk
I have a question, whats more important polygons or textures?
white oxide
depends
what is the game
cause RTS and such games with high unit/item counts low poly but decent textures would likely be best
pearl elk
well Ive played games like State of Mind and I really didnt feel like the game suffered rom the lack of textures
summer cedar
well Ive played games like State of Mind and I really didnt feel like the game s...
They finally started playing it like test cricket, AFTER losing 6 wickets. WTF? π
I guess it's all those young-person hormones.
pearl elk
Im making a MP game and Im just wondering where my goals should be, I could save quite abit of VRAM and download if I dont go for 4K textures on everything
summer cedar
Go for LONG cut-scenes with 1 minute gameplay.
And every extra minute gameplay should be an MTX.
Also, 8k textured mouse cursor please.
pearl elk
the 8K cursor is a MTX, costs $120
summer cedar
If it's an MMO, then mobile quality texturing is enough.
proud jay
why does it not cost 8K
pearl elk
Its definitely not an MMO, team based MP but I just dont feel like highly detailed art is cost effective. Its pretty clear people are willing to be more forgiving as long as the art is of a consistent quality and the price reflects that quality level
Theres also the high FPS crowd to keep happy too, some people wont play a MP game at lower framerates and will even turn the graphics down to extremely slippery turd settings
white oxide
is MTX a code/dev term im too much of a novelist to understand?
tbh if i could make it work yead id have a bunch of cosmetic micros
not so much pay to win shit
but more "hey you want this cool unique ship from the book series? pay $20 and get it, its no different than the ships included in the base game, just this one very specific ship"
pearl elk
hey my Messi cards cost me more than that yearly π
white oxide
like the NRN Shadow Cat, its firepower is pretty much identical to its follow on ships of the isenburg class, but the shadowcat is a hero ship
pearl elk
real trick is making those sorts of things pay out, thats why Im wondering how much I can cheat on textures
summer cedar
Barton's a good bowler. You guys should focus on grooming him for the big leagues.
Once he gets over his tendency to bounce no-balls, his wicket taking abilities will shine.
median wraith
Morning
summer cedar
From Microsoft:
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summer cedar
which is more important polygons or textures?
polextures.
median wraith
which is more important polygons or textures?
Illumination > Textures > Polygons in most of cases
Textures can go first or polygons can go first if the game is a 2D thing or is a lowpoly game
In the rest of common cases the first order
pearl elk
But Lumen runs like crap even with no textures π€£
pearl elk
Whats better than HBAO+? SSGI?
median wraith
Don't use lumen
Tbh if you low the settings usually is decent but idk
When you move too fast you see the ghosting
HBAO is just AO and SSGI is color bounce
unborn lotus
what are we supposed to do, bake lighting? π’
pearl elk
AO causes ghosting even without lumens
median wraith
what are we supposed to do, bake lighting? π’
I don't know yet to be fair lol
Well you can actually bake the light probes
There is a checkbox since 5.0
pearl elk
Real-time radiosity?
median wraith
You bake the radiosity but the shadows are realtime
So you have indoors occlusion and color bounces
And don't need lumen
Or use real-time light with DFAO that have a bit of ghosting too
pearl elk
Yeah post light effects tend to cause ghosting especially for faster moving cameras and/or objects
I just want a higher fps with the crispest image I can wrangle
summer cedar
Time to type some Spanish.
unborn lotus
ay caramba
summer cedar
Default browser changed.
Ulaa has been great. No freezes, no hanging, no nothing. Bye Chrome. π
median wraith
Cleaning up the code today, spend already like 5h removing _ and adding missing b to bools
man the _ are so useful I blame the world
summer cedar
Cleaning up the code today, spend already like 5h removing _ and adding missing ...
bools, not b00bs, right?
median wraith
γγγγ(^o^)οΌ~γγ―γγ
egun on
errant raven
bools, not b00bs, right?
Oppai boing boing γΎβ (β Β Νβ Β°β Β Νβ ΚΝ‘β Β°β )β γβ βͺ
median wraith
Was this mean
Buenos dias, Good Morning
errant raven
Oh
median wraith
And that's everything because I don't know much more of it sadly lol
errant raven
I downloaded a xml from a Japanese site. It's full of Japanese words, with their kanji+kana spelling, plain kana spelling, position, and English meaning
I parsed into json and the json was 27.6 MBs in size
So large no json viewer would let me open it
Anyways, used it to make a Japanese vocab learning game
errant raven
And that's everything because I don't know much more of it sadly lol
But you're Spanish, how do you not know Spanish
median wraith
that isn't spanish
summer cedar
π€ I reopened one of my three projects after a while, and today, the sequencer and everything renders perfectly in the new window simulator.
I must bow and pray to the UE AI, so my project works properly in the future too. π
@proud jay Only the best people ^.
proud jay
ah you have to accept a few incorrect murders for the greater good of murdering all the bad ones
summer cedar
True. I will amend my horrible beliefs accordingly.
There's a perfume brand - 'Cobra' - too.
I wonder if the police will arrest its owners for possessing dangerous pets.
pearl elk
Couldnt possibly be US citizens importing the drugs
summer cedar
Mr. Calamari, may I see your papers please? You are clearly in possession of an endangered, precious fish.
π€ Shouldn't have fired the people who manually check this shit, should they?
summer cedar
who fired the guy who checks whether we are all bots here? π€
summer cedar
crazy that it's only a partial refund
Because the amount was calcualted by their AI.
Probably fired the accountant who was supposed to check that.
proud jay
βDeloitte has a human intelligence problem. This would be laughable if it wasnβt so lamentable. A partial refund looks like a partial apology for substandard work,β
true
βPerhaps instead of a big consulting firm, procurers would be better off signing up for a ChatGPT subscription,β she said.
that's hilarious
summer cedar
and true.
pearl elk
I would definitely get deported if i were in the US
your honour he definitely used the metric system in my presence
summer cedar
Your social media check would also not pass muster.
"That calamari is neither fresh, nor forked!"
--- Aravind Srinivas, Indiaβs youngest billionaire at 31 and CEO of Perplexity AI, revolutionizing global AI innovation, a symbol of Indiaβs rising tech innovation. ---
Meanwhile....
pearl elk
Perplexity has its own browser aye
median wraith
proud jay
me and the homies hate blueprints
median wraith
man is so sad UE don't auto detect once you change a _ in the name
proud jay
how are they supposed to know what you want though
then you'll ask why don't they auto detect when you change a - in the name
and then something else
pearl elk
man is so sad UE don't auto detect once you change a _ in the name
managed code ftw
proud jay
the only possibility would be to make a renaming tool kinda thing
summer cedar
best way is to not change anything.
Leave everything as f@cked up as it is.
Publish project and charge $500.
AAAA- game.
Wow, 108 crore Indians are now smartphone subscribers. That leaves roughly 20-25% of the last officially counted population remaining.
One heck of a mobile gaming market there.
pearl elk
summer cedar
https://tenor.com/view/do-you-guys-not-have-a-phone-blizzard-diablo-gif-50973888...
He shouldn't talk. China has just about the same - offically.
Also, our internet is cheaper. π
pearl elk
ugggh so Im gonna have to target mobils
pearl elk
those sorts of games havent changed a whole lot though
summer cedar
Yep. There's potential there. People want better control schemes and bug-free fielding.
median wraith
managed code ftw
Spend like a day doing a cleanup, yet some projects are still broken but who carea
summer cedar
publish them NAOWWW!
summer cedar
I used to play that game SO MUCH.
Also Ian Botham's cricket.
Only a bit of Brian Lara's.
pearl elk
Didnt they just change the name depending on where it was sold?
soft night
pearl elk
Spend like a day doing a cleanup, yet some projects are still broken but who car...
you can use redirectors in the ini but its abit finnicky
summer cedar
Didnt they just change the name depending on where it was sold?
There were content additions.
Namely in the form of different tournaments and stuff.
Control scheme 'refinements' were also done.
pearl elk
I'll be like, I'll marry you this instant if I get all the money you would have lost from the billboards π
proud jay
damn, Alan Wake II and Cocoon free for PS Plus subs this month
white oxide
Damm, this bad is the online dating
its way way worse
in 8 months ive had 6 physical dates
median wraith
damm you call that bad?
white oxide
heh
1 had a total tear included breakdown in 5 minutes cause apparently i gave her anxiety because im 193cm when my height is in my bio
median wraith
in 2 years I had 3 physical dates
white oxide
2 were more focused on some shit on their phones
the remaining 3 were all instant red flags
median wraith
in 2 years I had 3 physical dates
and then unsinstalled it the last week
I did chat with like 40 individuals where just 8 had minimum interest
and tbh works this year were kind alike
never ever people that came for a job ghosted me in the phone
white oxide
oh thats 6 out of 300+?
like daily checks
and eventually you just kinda run out of people because there arent a lot of new members
pearl elk
in 2 years I had 3 physical dates
if Im ever in Spain you can take me out :p
median wraith
All the products this days are a piece of shit
That don't last longer than warranty
Then the people claim our gen issues not having a house is because we get Netflix
No, it's because I have to chance every fucking thing of the house each 5 years
white oxide
hyperx cloud 2's?
yeah most are kinda shitty
i will say that i rarely use headphones, and just use the same crappy dell speakers from 2003
median wraith
hyperx cloud 2's?
yes
the fake plastic coverage is over
and the rigid plastic there exploded
somehow
soft night
median wraith
oh thats 6 out of 300+?
wait what
6 out of 300 ?
Always I meet someone I had to travel at least 100km
here is nobody using those
white oxide
lol
i never had to leave the local metro
tbh theres 4 million in the local metro area
so
odds are i might find SOMEONE
median wraith
odds are i might find SOMEONE
let me search
The total population in the two main cities here in 20km radius
is about 250.000 individuals
median wraith
where only 23.000 between 18 to 30 and 80.000 from 31 to 65
white oxide
that i drive that round trip to my friends for an afternoon hang on a whim
median wraith
here says
median wraith
tbh for a second i forgot how short 100km is
technically I have to drive that to meet all my friends in the other city
is exactly at that distance
that city alone is 1.000.000
whatever I set the radius to max 160km covering those and mine
I find always the same people
it was funny to find many that wasn't sure what they were looking for
and 4 years later there are looking something serious with a kid from a random
gg
there is a lot of people on drugs on those, if you enter on Hinge where they list that by the app at first you can spot it
errant raven
---
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/indian-man-kapil-raghu-american-wi...
We all know hes only married to her for citenzenshio
mild gust
Same
proud jay
you're also married to her?
summer cedar
It was my first visit to an Indian pub, today. π
The pan-pizza was delicious. The french fries were near-good. The mango ice-cream with mango syrup was delicious. π
proud jay
It was my first visit to an Indian pub, today. π
haven't you been living in india for like 70 years?
summer cedar
haven't you been living in india for like 70 years?
More like 700. Pubs are a fairly recent thing, like since 10 years or so.
mild gust
Did they have mango lassi?
summer cedar
It's a pub. No.
summer cedar
They have mango knafeh, if you like that.
summer cedar
Google it. It's delicious.
summer cedar
Yep. π
I had the special pizza + ff + ice cream + drink combo.
So, I didn't order anything else.
summer cedar
Total price - $4.5
proud jay
I eat anything
you should put that on your dating profile
mild gust
orange lad dollars?
summer cedar
Then you can eat the knafeh before bed
Nyah. I have ice cream and stuff in the freezer already.
Yeah. Orange Shit dollars.
mild gust
you should put that on your dating profile
I eat anything even your pussy like an aardvark.
I still love that scene from that one predator movie
The guy with tourettes just blurs out
mild gust
"Eat her pussy like an aardvark"
proud jay
people are eating aardvarks?
summer cedar
Well, they are kinda roundy.
mild gust
People eat many things
summer cedar
Like a dessert.
mild gust
Even piss eggs
summer cedar
Dunno, but aardvark tastes like pork, google says.
summer cedar
Well, the economic forecasting metrics are all thrown off now.
The new currency alliance will require 3rd party metrics.
proud jay
Dunno, but aardvark tastes like pork, google says.
wel, it means earth pig, so makes sense
unborn lotus
all pigs are earth pigs
median wraith
Today free a game template that isn't a game template but a lobby template
summer cedar
No. There are sky pigs, water pigs, and lava pigs.
median wraith
Why epic don't give c++ ones really
summer cedar
Ask Nintendo.
summer cedar
Why epic don't give c++ ones really
Verse templates soon β’
mild gust
Ofc its bp only
proud jay
all pigs are earth pigs
what about nether pigs
proud jay
Why epic don't give c++ ones really
cause they only give crap away that no one would buy anyway
summer cedar
what about nether pigs
don't forget celestial pigs.
soft night
summer cedar
median wraith
Man I wanted the oil rig not another church π
median wraith
cause they only give crap away that no one would buy anyway
Used to be different, sad