Totally doesnt sweet talk you out of your data
#lounge
errant raven
empty dune
i mean at this point i dont care about my data. if facebook wants to know i searched 15 different variations of "how to boxfill without killing myself", i say let them
errant raven
They're probably too scared of mine
Can you believe this tho?? YouTube keeps recommending 2 year old videos. I want new stuff to watch
This is outrageous
empty dune
that top video is sus
errant raven
I never searched for THAT either
empty dune
yet its playing
empty dune
sus
errant raven
It's nothing but summoning salt, biden vs trump, that shit, and other things I absolutely do not watch at all
Like that dude dante
empty dune
commander dante of the blood angels?
errant raven
empty dune
pokemon rusty π
errant raven
commander dante of the blood angels?
The dude dating the german chick, has a really shitty mic, screams more than tyler1
empty dune
doesnt sound like commander dante of the blood angels
errant raven
Because it isnt
Whoever he is sounds like a genuine fucking idiot
What bit I peaked at anyhow
errant raven
Does he give you special perks on the field??
brittle holly
Idk, I never did play with dolls π
errant raven
That's not a doll
It's a minifigure
Fucking pleb
Dolls are for girls and confused boys
empty dune
Does he give you special perks on the field??
yeah he does, he's got a gigantic list of buffs that he hands around
empty dune
Idk, I never did play with dolls π
youre one warhammer show episode away from a full dark angels army, trust me
*source, you playing helldivers 2
brittle holly
Past a couple of Bionicle stuff I never really went into action figures much
errant raven
Helldivers is a poor mans warhammer
empty dune
Past a couple of Bionicle stuff I never really went into action figures much
what if the action figures lets you commit unrestricted war crimes?
empty dune
Sounds like treason
unrestricted war crimes against the xenos*
empty dune
Have you been playing HD2 lately ?
yeah, i played a couple days ago
brittle holly
Howβs the new stuff
errant raven
Warhammer is an uncultured mans gears of war (4 and 5 dont count or not in any way shape or form considered real gears game)
empty dune
pretty fun actually
the new blackhole looks π too
got like 200 medals just for logging in lmao
there's some new camos for your vehicles as well
errant raven
200 participation awards is crazy
empty dune
it also got a massive update like yesterday
i really want a new faction though
bugs and bots is fun but gets repetitive
errant raven
Locust horde
empty dune
there is a new faction already in the game files, they show up sometimes in missions, but the devs are not releasing it
its frustrating
errant raven
Next faction will be a man made thing as well to keep the illusion of a war around
For democracy Tyranny
empty dune
@brittle holly you wanna commit some warcrimes? this boi will let you commit a LOT of war crimes
errant raven
Looks like a common German soldier from 1943
brittle holly
its frustrating
Yeah well theyβll slowly introduce everything from HD1 Iβm sure
empty dune
Looks like a common German soldier from 1943
sir, thats the primarch of the 1st legion
errant raven
Anddddd
Primearchs are the god emperor of humanity's Sons right
Like actual sons, none of that adoption beta male bullshit
empty dune
yeah, for the actual son part
errant raven
And what are their kids called
empty dune
space marines
errant raven
And their kids
errant raven
Not with that attitude
empty dune
Oh trust me, the 3rd legion tried, like a LOT
errant raven
Damn, shouldve checked their guns, cus theyre shooting blanks.
empty dune
Not all of the trying was consensual either (its a traitor legion and really really fucked up)
errant raven
Such is the way of life
Their life, in that world, atleast
New lore dropped, male space marines can breed with the newly obtained female space marines
empty dune
errant raven
https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756
Do female space marines intimidate and scare you
errant raven
https://tenor.com/view/cat-smack-slap-fuckyou-kitten-gif-11330282
Rrz
That's from my cat
pearl elk
soft night
errant raven
Bambi ain't fuckin around
If that was me tho, personally, I'd shoot it in its butt before it got away
Ass jerky isn't going to make itself
soft night
errant raven
@empty dune I have a good feeling about today
proud jay
imagine this being the leader of your country lol https://fxtwitter.com/ayeejuju/status/1806497513169637875
(not that trump is any better btw)
pearl elk
Bambi ain't fuckin around
He failed to dodge the ram
proud jay
so you're saying Biden has been dead for years and someone is taking his place through ai
proud jay
american politic is really fucked lol
errant raven
The debate is playing even tho video is closed out and youtube is completely closed
soft night
2 nursing home elders as president canditates
errant raven
I wish we had a president thatd do something about all these meth heads
They talk real bold when they have rocks in their vein
You think that's why the zombies in black ops 1 took so many bullets to die??
proud jay
ok this is funny https://fxtwitter.com/packgodly/status/1806047605454963134
bro, what is this @errant raven https://fxtwitter.com/VLONEPREDATOR/status/1806517848111722713
errant raven
Holy shit were allowed to call people fat again
That's what that is
Presidential permission
God bless america I'm voting biden
The word fat wasnt said once..
proud jay
that's your only concern with this clip?
errant raven
Well that's what is headlined, idk what they're talking about in terms of golf
proud jay
why are they talking about golf at all
and biden's brain seems to be beyond death already
summer cedar
why are they talking about golf at all
It was about fitness; it ended with Trump saying, "Let's not behave like children."
proud jay
summer cedar
We actually missed many remarks that were faded out when they were arguing like that.
proud jay
I feel bad for america
summer cedar
I think America feels bad for America.
errant raven
We all knew this day would happen
fluid bloom
it's a gerontocracy
errant raven
This is what happens when a nation becomes too soft
fluid bloom
I wonder if that's just how it goes once you have lots of different levels of government laid on top of each other
we just have municipal and national level politics so far, US has... three?
errant raven
Get rid of child protective services so parents can discipline their kids again or just bring back bullying
Or just force abortions and let mentally stable people have kids
proud jay
This is what happens when a nation becomes too soft
I don't think that has anything to do with it
errant raven
It does
proud jay
it's just a shit political system
where you have to be filthy rich and already pretty old before you get a chance at being president
errant raven
Min required age is 52 or so
errant raven
Whaaaaa
proud jay
you have no shot if you don't have year upon years of political activity and senate and all that crap
errant raven
Our founding fathers were fucking 18-22
summer cedar
And money.
proud jay
and I'm not saying experience is bad, it just drives you to a situation where you have these 2 shitheads atm
summer cedar
I believe there's some funding criteria, too.
Which is part of the reason independents stand no chance.
proud jay
where you have to be filthy rich and already pretty old before you get a chance ...
I said you have to be rich
not even criteria
just the money required to campaign
is insane
proud jay
just wait till mr beast is 35 and swoops elections
errant raven
Already saw several gun channels make a video about a new law that's "supposed" to make all guns illegal
Some tyrannical shit the very ammendment they're trying to renig is for
proud jay
so tyrannical not wanting every crazy person to have a lethal weapon
errant raven
Criminals and crazy people will get guns anyways
proud jay
now look at gun deaths in america vs countries where there's gun laws
fluid bloom
reminds me of the time my squad mate played with his assault rifle's fire selector as if it was a guitar string
"I hope that's not loaded"
him: no it's n.. BAM
errant raven
Guarantee we have higher populations than those countries
proud jay
statistics look at percentages mostly lol
not that I would expect someone with american education to understand how those work
fluid bloom
shots fired
summer cedar
Did he yell, "MEEEDICCCC?!"
errant raven
15% of 100 and 15% of 300 is completely different numbers isnt it?
proud jay
Did he yell, "MEEEDICCCC?!"
he doesn't have the funds to pay for health care, so no
summer cedar
True, but force of habit is a thing.
proud jay
15% of 100 and 15% of 300 is completely different numbers isnt it?
but they're still 15%
errant raven
Population density is still a huge factor?
proud jay
it's not like USA is an outlier in population density compared to other countries
errant raven
Our most dense areas have the most crime
proud jay
same in other countries
errant raven
So population density matters?
proud jay
when did I say it doesn't?
of course it's harder to murder someone if you have to drive 100km to get to them
summer cedar
According to this, it's basically Brazil, US, and Mexico on the podium of the Gun Death Olympics.
proud jay
yeah south america is down bad
The U.S. gun death rate was 10.6 per 100,000 people in 2016, the most recent year in the study, which used a somewhat different methodology from the CDC. That was far higher than in countries such as Canada (2.1 per 100,000) and Australia (1.0), as well as European nations such as France (2.7), Germany (0.9) and Spain (0.6). But the rate in the U.S. was much lower than in El Salvador (39.2 per 100,000 people), Venezuela (38.7), Guatemala (32.3), Colombia (25.9) and Honduras (22.5), the study found
summer cedar
Who knew this would happen when everyone can have guns?
Mesmerising. π΅βπ«
proud jay
that's what I'm saying
errant raven
It's only gonna get higher if the law abiding citizens dont have guns
summer cedar
No, the table is quite clear. The difference between the top three medal winners and the rest of the world is almost 10% and higher in some cases.
proud jay
(if we pretend for a second that we can still call america a developed country)
summer cedar
The rest of the world is safer, in terms of guns.
summer cedar
The SC even overturned that bump stocks ban, no?
errant raven
Pistol brace
summer cedar
Meh, just give everyone a free gatling gun magazine box.
proud jay
just save yourself the trouble and shoot every newborn in the face
summer cedar
No.
unreal ether
Just give everyone a belt fed musket
summer cedar
Respect procedure.
First, invest in kids and let them grow into half-decent, non-druggie adults.
THEN, shoot them.
Tradition, Dieter. Respect it.
errant raven
Just give everyone a belt fed musket
Black powder guns arent even classified as firearms, so even a felon can legally own one
unreal ether
Just as the founding fathers intended
summer cedar
Just give everyone a belt fed musket
https://hips.hearstapps.com/popularmechanics/assets/16/05/1454441090-snowball.gif - Not muskets, but close.
errant raven
What'd you expect from a bunch of 18-22 year olds
proud jay
broski, country is cooked https://fxtwitter.com/omarsuleiman504/status/1806504768690671746
summer cedar
Well, it's not just them. There have been majority congresses several times, I think.
Any of them could've amended and fixed the loopholes, not just for the gun issue.
All of them kicked the ball down the line.
unreal ether
summer cedar
Correct. But, you can set a slingshot nearby for the other musket balls, after using the arquebus and the pistol.
unreal ether
broski, country is cooked https://fxtwitter.com/omarsuleiman504/status/180650476...
I heard a clip from Biden being asked about the immigration crisis and for some reason he talked about sidewalks.
God I'm glad I'm not American, choosing between a someone senile, a convicted felon, or someone who had a brain eating worm isn't exactly convincing.
errant raven
You forget the other people
unreal ether
We don't hear about other people
errant raven
The people who run for president as a meme that a lot of people would vote for just for a funny to happen
soft night
unreal ether
Reminds me of when we had count binface run for London mayor
errant raven
Entire government needs a complete makeover
Confederacy round 2, the south will finally rise again
This time the president cant use slavery as blackmail
proud jay
bring back some of that people ownership /s
errant raven
Hell yeah
proud jay
my cotton's been rottin for too long
errant raven
I hate working on my own garden
proud jay
but how you gonna keep them in check if guns are banned
proud jay
I'm not sure whether you're joking or not
errant raven
Not joking
errant raven
A firearm isnt to be drawn unless 100% neccessary, and whatever you're shooting at has something behind thatd stop it from going further and potentially hitting someone or a animal
When it comes to a whip, it's free game.
unborn lotus
I hate working on my own garden
You'll work on someone elses garden dont worry
errant raven
You'll work on someone elses garden dont worry
I already do π©
proud jay
working on your uncle's farm cause you can't hold a job doesn't count
proud jay
didn't know you had such a passion for working in other's garden
while at the same time hating working in your own garden
errant raven
Because I'm too tired to manage mine when I come home
All I do is water now, stopped weeding and picking off suckers and stuff
proud jay
so you water plants for a living
interesting
do you think this would be a viable career path if your uncle didn't own a farm
errant raven
Agriculture/horticulture?
soft night
dieter breads for living?
proud jay
since you said that's all you do
errant raven
That falls in line with agriculture
proud jay
or you mean that in your own garden?
proud jay
That falls in line with agriculture
ok but if you hire someone to do agriculture, you'de expect them to be capable of more than watering plants
proud jay
is that a variation on hemmerhoids?
soft night
errant raven
No I just suck at spelling names when they're not from america
soft night
ambulance should put some soil sensors
proud jay
to see if he soiled his pants
errant raven
Thatd be a moisture sensor
empty dune
bro, what is this <@516535029619490818> https://fxtwitter.com/VLONEPREDATOR/stat...
just cancel the elections and remake the goddamn constitution at that point
empty dune
<@333248341460779009> I have a good feeling about today
oh no, why
empty dune
2 nursing home elders as president canditates
lmao
errant raven
oh no, why
Global tensions arent the only thing rising, home tension is too woohoo
empty dune
Keep the first and 2nd ammendment
whats the fascination with guns though? why is it a civil right?
errant raven
To deal another thing like the british stuff
empty dune
like the most coherent argument ive heard for allowing guns is "what if we need to rebel against a tyrannical state?"
and thats not coherent at all
errant raven
Which is already happening and has been happening
errant raven
like the most coherent argument ive heard for allowing guns is "what if we need ...
That argument for why is literally the purpose of the 2nd amendment originally
Foreign or domestic threats
empty dune
yeah im saying its a shit argument that belongs a 150 years in the past
errant raven
Would you feel comfortable if a second russia didn't exist
errant raven
The second "russia" being the u.s who is okay with initiating a nuclear first strike
Country isnt ran by the government anyways
summer cedar
yeah im saying its a shit argument that belongs a 150 years in the past
The real reason is that a gun barrel is long, hard and akin to.................
errant raven
Its ran by fritos lays, tide, big companies. Capitalism baby
summer cedar
So, you can't take it away.
empty dune
The real reason is that a gun barrel is long, hard and akin to.................
i mean people have put guns in places where they dont belong so yeah youre not wrong
summer cedar
There's that too.
Ok, let's chill and look at the problem rationally.
Unlike the rest of the world, American wildlife and what passes for human beings are all armoured and have super powers. You need armour piercing assault rifles to keep them at bay.
unreal ether
i mean people have put guns in places where they dont belong so yeah youre not w...
Like in the hands of lunatics?
empty dune
The second "russia" being the u.s who is okay with initiating a nuclear first st...
lmao. lol even.
do you know how many countries in the world have been on the business end of an american carrier group? and that carrier group was told to fuck off on power backed by nukes? and then the americans got mad and wanted to show their nuke arsenal was bigger?
i was thinking of places where the light seldom shines but yes, that too
us has always been a nuke first country
summer cedar
lmao. lol even.
do you know how many countries in the world have been on the bu...
This feels like someone was jeered at as being impotent and wanted to prove themselves otherwise.....
π€ these metaphors might hold grains of truth.
empty dune
This feels like someone was jeered at as being impotent and wanted to prove them...
i mean thats pretty much what happened over and over during the cold war
proud jay
lmao. lol even.
do you know how many countries in the world have been on the bu...
america is just better at propaganda
I still stand by my point that america would be way behind where they are now if they didn't have WW2 happen in EU and the following marshall plan
empty dune
i mean yeah, america got to freely ramp up their production capabilities and economy, their factories werent bombed, only the shipyards. the EU however got fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
its easy to build 1300 planes a year when youre not trying to repair the factories at the same time lol
empty dune
And yet, we haven't seen your space ship.
sir, my factory is being bombed
(see boxfill)
summer cedar
this be lie.
errant raven
lmao. lol even.
do you know how many countries in the world have been on the bu...
Ships dont have the capacity to carry/fire nuclear weapons, just submarines
empty dune
Ships dont have the capacity to carry/fire nuclear weapons, just submarines
..........
summer cedar
Actually, that's been the case since the Clinton administration only, according to Google.
empty dune
x men first class
celest musk
this stupid stuff is Laertes AAA assets
errant raven
..........
It's true π
proud jay
this stupid stuff is Laertes AAA assets
is this just make an array with the same mesh over and over?
celest musk
no, it had meshes connected
but you dont need 10 add nodes
i'll show the fixed in a minute
summer cedar
this stupid stuff is Laertes AAA assets
are these missile silos?
proud jay
the fixed is just doing it in c++
empty dune
It's true π
-
that wasnt always true
-
American ICBM range has covered the entire globe for decades now, they dont need their submarines at the carrier group deployment zone to fire their load
empty dune
this stupid stuff is Laertes AAA assets
the fuck is this shit
also eyyy electronic nodes
celest musk
unborn lotus
remember cuba in 1962
visiting it do discuss business prospects, finding traitors then escaping it just in time...the days
river sable
Ships dont have the capacity to carry/fire nuclear weapons, just submarines
acshually
errant raven
That's the uk
river sable
your statement made it sound like there wasn't that capability in general
errant raven
It's there, it's just really stupid
river sable
sure
celest musk
are these missile silos?
no? it's a car
errant raven
Waste of silo space for more defensive missiles.
summer cedar
no? it's a car
A car with missile silos?
empty dune
Waste of silo space for more defensive missiles.
as rogal dorn said, the best defense is a good defense
proud jay
visiting it do discuss business prospects, finding traitors then escaping it jus...
was talking more about missile crisis
empty dune
proud jay
It's there, it's just really stupid
much like most americans
summer cedar
Actually, I speculate that because they can retrofit tomahawks with nuclear warheads, it makes dedicated nuke launcher ships redundant.
summer cedar
i say why commit war crimes in real life when you can commit war crimes in ficti...
why can't we do both?
summer cedar
I didn't say it was good.
But, we can do both.
errant raven
why can't we do both?
You have Canadian blood in you?
summer cedar
divine blood.
errant raven
much like most americans
Even majority of the federal politicians?
proud jay
even more so
empty dune
Even majority of the federal politicians?
weird way to spell especially
errant raven
Isnt that just more reason to fear the u.s government going tyrannical?
Actual morons with larges amounts of weapons
empty dune
i give up
proud jay
your glock is definitely going to stop the army
empty dune
cock the glock
errant raven
Were allowed to own anything the military does π
proud jay
why don't you have nukes
empty dune
Were allowed to own anything the military does π
where's your darkstar?
proud jay
good luck on your own against 450k soldiers
errant raven
How do you build one
river sable
sure buddy, I don't see people open carry their F35 yet
summer cedar
where's your darkstar?
remember that dude who bought himself an F-14/15 something?
empty dune
sure buddy, I don't see people open carry their F35 yet
laura had half f35s
but she's disappeared
river sable
fair point
proud jay
on a quest to search for the other halves
empty dune
remember that dude who bought himself an F-14/15 something?
not really, but it feels vaguely familiar
unreal ether
Were allowed to own anything the military does π
Sure, except any automatic weapon made after 1986
summer cedar
He put it in his garden.
I think they arrested him, but had to let him go later.
But, he lost the jet, if I remember.
errant raven
Sure, except any automatic weapon made after 1986
You can get a special license for that
empty dune
You can get a special license for that
where's your AWACS?
proud jay
no no, licenses go against the consistution
unreal ether
Even if you could, and you had the money, assuming you could own, and afford to operate a gau-8, good luck against a barrage of hellfires
errant raven
That shits expensive tho
unreal ether
Exactly, if you have any chance against a tyrannical government you need the expensive shit
proud jay
shouldn't be a problem for someone living in the greatest economy in the world
errant raven
Maintaining it, the ammo, the extra taxes
empty dune
Exactly, if you have any chance against a tyrannical government you need the exp...
maybe dont let it get to that point?
errant raven
shouldn't be a problem for someone living in the greatest economy in the world
What economy
empty dune
idk
unreal ether
Your need armor, missiles, weapons that cost thousands to fire for a second. You ain't stopping a military with peashooter
proud jay
What economy
of the world's greatest country of course
river sable
π¦
unreal ether
maybe dont let it get to that point?
That's my entire point. The second amendment is dumb af, because the things a private citizen can afford to own and operate ain't stopping a government with tactical nuclear weapons, armored vehicles, and vacuum bombs
summer cedar
Apparently, Dan Filer had the only privately owned MiG-23UB and he/his crew crashed it at a roadshow in the US, in 2023.
errant raven
of the world's greatest country of course
Which eu country are talking about
proud jay
you don't live in the EU do you
empty dune
That's my entire point. The second amendment is dumb af, because the things a pr...
nah i have my faith in gary and his m16
errant raven
No
empty dune
Cus I've never said the u.s was the greatest country
your country media did though
lots of times
errant raven
Maybe making fun of other americans, but not me
empty dune
see?
errant raven
More pages than dollars I'm in debt
unreal ether
nah i have my faith in gary and his m16
Gary and his HOA vs a Minuteman 3:
proud jay
1 page would be more than dollars I'm in debt
errant raven
His is over my debt by 200-800
Greatest 18th birthday present ever
Crippling early debt
Taste of freedom
empty dune
Gary and his HOA vs a Minuteman 3:
you forgot their tactical karen unit
proud jay
Greatest 18th birthday present ever
like did someone rob you for your birthday?
empty dune
HOA has deadly weapons
errant raven
like did someone rob you for your birthday?
Yeah, the IRS.
unreal ether
I'm all for gun ownership, but it shouldn't be a right. I like how the UK handles it. Strict procedures, police visits, interviews and psych evals
We have lots of gun owners and guess what? Very little gun crime.
empty dune
I'm all for gun ownership, but it shouldn't be a right. I like how the UK handle...
lots of stabby stabby are you feeling it now mr krabby though
unreal ether
Very true. It's sad.
errant raven
I'm all for gun ownership, but it shouldn't be a right. I like how the UK handle...
You lose that "right" if you have any kind of felony, or mental health history. Its more of a overhyped privilege
Well you lose the right to get one the legal way, atleast.
proud jay
Yeah, the IRS.
just pay your taxes?
unreal ether
And that's worked out great thus far
empty dune
just pay your taxes?
that requires math
unreal ether
The point is you can buy a gun before it's proven you're safe.
errant raven
just pay your taxes?
It isnt taxes, it's some stupid disability check my mom had me on since I turned 12
proud jay
You lose that "right" if you have any kind of felony, or mental health history. ...
I mean... that makes sense
proud jay
It isnt taxes, it's some stupid disability check my mom had me on since I turned...
like fraud?
empty dune
It isnt taxes, it's some stupid disability check my mom had me on since I turned...
just turn disability mode on then, why'd you turn it off
errant raven
They think it turns off
fleet tangle
The point is you can buy a gun before it's proven you're safe.
I'd be willing to bet most gun crime involves illegal guns.
errant raven
tell them to its on
I'm not anymore praise be to god I've been healed. The cure is being too old for drake to date.
proud jay
or for incorrectly claiming disability?
errant raven
for not being disable anymore?
I had to pay $(750x12)x2, it was taken out and slowly paid through taxes
empty dune
oh wow 100 rs off of a 1600 rs purchase that grants me jack shit, goody!
soft night
unreal ether
I'd be willing to bet most gun crime involves illegal guns.
It's Statista so it's dubious, but they claim out of 116 mass shootings since 1982, 100 were committed with legal weapons.
Personally I feel the issue is that Barry living in his little shack, with a tinfoil hat can go and buy a gun with no priors, and shoot his neighbour.
pearl elk
I wonder if ChatGPT could win the debate against the geriatrics
unreal ether
ChatGPT president?
proud jay
I had to pay $(750x12)x2, it was taken out and slowly paid through taxes
I'm confused, you get money from the government, but you have to pay it back?
river sable
soft night
monsCalamari llm models would beat them
errant raven
It's Statista so it's dubious, but they claim out of 116 mass shootings since 19...
Suicide by gun also counts as a gun crime. It's illegal to attempt to kill yourself
unreal ether
Big brain
errant raven
Dont know how you enforce it on someone who succeeds tho
fleet tangle
It's Statista so it's dubious, but they claim out of 116 mass shootings since 19...
There are mass shootings every day in the US, so that's definitely wrong π
proud jay
Suicide by gun also counts as a gun crime. It's illegal to attempt to kill yours...
I don't think suicide counts as mass shooting though
empty dune
ChatGPT president?
Certainly! Here's how you can declare war against a middle eastern country that just detected 0.1 L of oil within their borders
unreal ether
Dont know how you enforce it on someone who succeeds tho
Imprison the corpse? Is that why the US's prisons are overflowing?
pearl elk
Suicide by gun also counts as a gun crime. It's illegal to attempt to kill yours...
Im not sure accidentally shooting yourself counts as suicide though and that happens quite alot
fleet tangle
It's illegal so they can legally do something about it if you fail.
unreal ether
Certainly! Here's how you can declare war against a middle eastern country that ...
Sorry, OpenAI policies forbid me from using the nuclear football.
proud jay
there's statistics on self harm vs murder by gun though
and the murder stats are still way above other developed countries
proud jay
while it's true that like 40% of gun deaths in USA is suicide, that doesn't diminish the amount of murder
errant raven
I'm confused, you get money from the government, but you have to pay it back?
It's in my name, but it's only accessible by whoever my parent/guardian is. So they can do whatever they want with it and all the debt falls on me
river sable
stop quoting statistics, it's not fun
proud jay
It's in my name, but it's only accessible by whoever my parent/guardian is. So t...
but how is it accessible if you have to pay it back
that's just the government being a loanshark to disabled people
unreal ether
I think another thing that helps here is that you need to know how to use a gun. You won't get one over here if you haven't been a full member of a gun club, which requires training.
I imagine there'd be a lot less healthcare strain in the US if Barry can't buy a gun and accidentally shoot his left nut off
errant raven
but how is it accessible if you have to pay it back
They weren't supposed to send any upon turning 16 to get reevaluated? But kept sending it up until I was 18. Then sent a later apologizing and saying I owed them 2 years worth back.
unreal ether
That's scuffed
empty dune
They weren't supposed to send any upon turning 16 to get reevaluated? But kept s...
bruh
empty dune
thats some straight up god father shit
errant raven
Sounds tyrannical to me
empty dune
call gary
errant raven
Time to rebel π©
pearl elk
the United States is experiencing over a 10-fold higher death rate from gun violence than Australia, and over 40-fold higher rate than the United Kingdom
proud jay
so imagine I accidentally send you 10k instead of someone else, but you spend it all, it makes sense that you would pay it back no?
pearl elk
That said, the UK does have abit of an issue with knife crime
proud jay
it's dumb af that they didn't stop at 16 in the first place though
empty dune
so imagine I accidentally send you 10k instead of someone else, but you spend it...
youre not legally obligated to though
atleast here
idk eu
errant raven
If I go to het reevaluated for it and get accepted all the debt magically goes away
proud jay
youre not legally obligated to though
here you have to pay it back, and otherwise you have to go to court
empty dune
If I go to het reevaluated for it and get accepted all the debt magically goes a...
then do that????
unreal ether
I also disagree. If you screw up when giving out money, you aren't entitled to that anymore. It's your screw up
errant raven
then do that????
I cant pull it off like cartman does
unreal ether
Especially if it the government. The amount is a drop for them, but can ruin the person they go after, especially because it's the government they can say "screw u, it's coming out your wages", at least over here
proud jay
I cant pull it off like cartman does
so why were you evaluated as disabled in the first place?
summer cedar
@empty dune Doesn't the Prime membership include Prime Video and Kindle Prime Library?
proud jay
did you heal from disability?
empty dune
<@333248341460779009> Doesn't the Prime membership include Prime Video and Kindl...
only prime video
not kindle prime
errant raven
so why were you evaluated as disabled in the first place?
Oppression against adhd
summer cedar
not kindle prime
There are two of those - Kindle Unlimited which is not included, and Prime Reading which is.
proud jay
getting disability checks for adhd is wild though lol
empty dune
did you heal from disability?
you can from some disabilities, or atleast drop below the minimum requirements
soft night
proud jay
unless really severe
errant raven
It is on the higher end of the spectrum
summer cedar
You can rent ten books from that exclusive Prime Reading library, I believe, at any time.
empty dune
There are two of those - Kindle Unlimited which is not included, and Prime Readi...
idk about that, all i know is i pay for audible
empty dune
You can rent ten books from that exclusive Prime Reading library, I believe, at ...
oh that
empty dune
its just self help make money mlm bullshit books
complete waste of time
why would i read those
river sable
wait you don't want to learn how to self market on instagram?
proud jay
lacking the sigma grindset
river sable
indeed
proud jay
average beta cuck poor boy
river sable
not gonna make it
empty dune
wait you don't want to learn how to self market on instagram?
id rather eat a shoe covered in mustard sauce, thank you very much
proud jay
I bet your parents love you, weak
errant raven
unless really severe
soft night
proud jay
yeah like I said
if it's really severe
but majority of people with adhd can live a pretty normal life, often through medication
proud jay
idk your situation though
empty dune
stornado
river sable
I mean let's not argue whether ambulance does or does not qualify, that's for a doctor to decide. fuckup was clearly with both the gov for paying 2 years longer and with your parents for not noticing
proud jay
I'm not arguing that at all
empty dune
I mean let's not argue whether ambulance does or does not qualify, that's for a ...
fuck up is expecting him to pay it back to begin with
wild
errant raven
Clinical depression, anxiety, history of seppuku threats
proud jay
I get them wanting it back though
errant raven
I am the fuck up π
river sable
nah buddy ur fine
unreal ether
I get them wanting it back though
Their mistake, their cost tho
soft night
unreal ether
When the government owes you money they drag it out as much as possible, when they fuck up and overpay you, they come down like a ton of bricks
errant raven
nah buddy ur fine
Nah it's okay, I'm not sensitive like the little twitter pricks
unreal ether
That ain't right especially as they can afford it
empty dune
Nah it's okay, I'm not sensitive like the little twitter pricks
you mean the x pricks
hey
proud jay
I mean you don't know if it's their cost, I'm not versed in american law and maybe there's like terms and condition to this payment
empty dune
thats a nice name
unreal ether
You should be able to sk for it back sure, but if overpaying was your screwup, you should have no right to get it back.
empty dune
X-pricks
proud jay
where you e.g. are obligated to disclose if you would not quality
errant raven
you mean the x pricks
Istg
proud jay
I'm not a lawyer
cause you could argue fraud in some cases
whether intentional or not
errant raven
Funny thing is, I dont feel weighed down by debt
proud jay
funny thing is, no one is surprised that you're in debt, cause you're american
errant raven
It's a rite of passage
river sable
you can sell your debt so it's an asset, really
proud jay
well he can't
errant raven
If having depression puts you in debt like this, how bad is college π©
proud jay
the collector can sell the debt
empty dune
why would anyone buy debt though
errant raven
Tax evasion
river sable
the collector can sell the debt
just a bad joke π
proud jay
why would anyone buy debt though
cause you think you can get the money faster or more easily
errant raven
Put you in more debt than you started with
proud jay
if you buy someone's debt that they have to pay 5% on, that' s 5% return on your money if you're able to collect it
errant raven
I'm lucky my debt doesnt have interest on it
Itll just sit at where I left off until I work again. Sad thing is, whatever I get in a tax return automatically gets taken for the debt too
empty dune
you know what, at this point i think ambulance has earned a couple guns
errant raven
Either all of it or half of it
proud jay
good situation though, inflation eats away your debt
errant raven
I'm not allowed to own guns
errant raven
Seppuku history/clinical depression. 'Member
I can own a bow π and go bow hunting
river sable
that's way more sigma than a gun anyway
proud jay
and exclusively eat elk meat and MDMA
empty dune
this reminded me of the girl in our college who walked in to her first (academic) classes with a recurve and a full quiver
river sable
wait what elk meat comes with mdma?
proud jay
idk, ask joe rogan
river sable
not sure I trust that source
river sable
empty dune
LMAO
river sable
Kinda like ayahuasca
it's probably an order of magnitude milder
errant raven
Cant go a day without thinking of Chimney rock
river sable
π₯΄
errant raven
empty dune
that flag just sells that picture, somehow
errant raven
That's America's cock
empty dune
like, it doesnt feel like the picture will have that impact without the flag
empty dune
also, apparently you guys are allowed to use us flag colored toilet paper?
cause we cant even use our flag without it being a national holiday lmao
celest musk
good
errant raven
But you cant do a donut on a pride flag drawn in chalk on a crosswalk
river sable
I mean your supreme court judges can even fly it upside down, that's fun too
errant raven
Two guys are in prison for that
celest musk
only dictatorships wouldn't permit that
empty dune
only dictatorships wouldn't permit that
looks around nervously
errant raven
Flag laws are weird. And made me give up on wanting to collect flags
proud jay
Falls under freedom of speech
luckily burning money is apparently not freedom of speech
empty dune
luckily burning money is apparently not freedom of speech
its freedom of sending a message
errant raven
No but you can do it if it's for educational purposes
proud jay
its freedom of sending a message
but it's illegal
proud jay
No but you can do it if it's for educational purposes
but sir, I only robbed the bank for educational purposes
empty dune
but it's illegal
unless its for educational purposes. sending a message to teach someone a lesson falls under that category methinks
river sable
errant raven
but sir, I only robbed the bank for educational purposes
You're white, theyd just ignore it to keep black crime rate high artificially
proud jay
You're white, theyd just ignore it to keep black crime rate high artificially
but what if I did blackface while doing it
river sable
you'd become president of canada
errant raven
Twitter wont like it, but youd still get away with it legally
summer cedar
but what if I did blackface while doing it
Be original.
Do breadface.
soft night
now someone genrate breadman superhero
summer cedar
@empty dune I enquired. Burning currency notes and coins is a crime here. π
Doth thou confess?
errant raven
No one in their right mind would even burn money, especially in this economy
empty dune
I didn't say i sent any message
errant raven
But then there are people who want to be the joker
river sable
you mean the joker wanted to be KLF
summer cedar
I didn't say i sent any message
Confess, sirrah!
Be purified of thy money!.... er, sins!
proud jay
No one in their right mind would even burn money, especially in this economy
can I introduce you to the current belgian minister of health and social wellbeing
empty dune
Be purified of thy money!.... er, sins!
Ok discount asmodai
@summer cedar when are you buying your marines?
I need someone to play with
errant raven
can I introduce you to the current belgian minister of health and social wellbei...
Nutcase?
proud jay
he says he burned money somewhere in the 90's to make a point
pretty much he just stole it though
errant raven
They usually hire the complete opposite of what the job title implies
summer cedar
I need someone to play with
being alone is the spice of life.
proud jay
summer cedar
Walk boldly, lonely, and solely!
empty dune
being alone is the spice of life.
Okay but where's your space marine army
summer cedar
In Warcana.
river sable
empty dune
Look, just buy a space marine model so this doesn't get difficult
proud jay
https://mashable.com/feature/german-hyperinflation
those were the days
summer cedar
Nein.
river sable
Ja
proud jay
bring back world wars /j
river sable
careful what you wish for π
proud jay
do you play with picks @empty dune and if so which ones
I have a whole variety, but I already have a few that I prefer and will ignore the others for the rest of my life
empty dune
do you play with picks <@333248341460779009> and if so which ones
I haven't played in years but yes, i always used to play with picks
celest musk
https://mashable.com/feature/german-hyperinflation
we are getting there
empty dune
Mostly the fish scale ones
proud jay
I'm still getting used to picks
celest musk
~$10 for 250g of tomatos
proud jay
it feels so much easier with my thumb
river sable
we are getting there
dΓΆner prices be like
proud jay
Mostly the fish scale ones
like shape wise? isn't that most picks?
celest musk
idk, i had my last doener like 15 years ago or smth
empty dune
it feels so much easier with my thumb
It also hurts a lot more
empty dune
like shape wise? isn't that most picks?
Thickness, fish scale picks are thinner, much thinner than the base ones they supply you with it
Idk what the proper term is
river sable
idk, i had my last doener like 15 years ago or smth
it's been a few years here too π
it was 8β¬ iirc
proud jay
Thickness, fish scale picks are thinner, much thinner than the base ones they su...
just use mm like a normal person
empty dune
We always used to call it fish scales
proud jay
It also hurts a lot more
for strumming yeah
celest musk
lahmacun > doener
river sable
fair
empty dune
just use mm like a normal person
I forgot, i think it was 0.3 mm
river sable
falafel > everything
proud jay
I'm using a .58mm harley benton pick for strumming atm, but for individual picking prefer thicker, .88mm dunlop tortex is my goto atm
proud jay
I forgot, i *think* it was 0.3 mm
that's really thin
empty dune
Yeah
errant raven
oh no, why
Ohhh yeahhhh, that chick my brother got to move in is getting in my last fuckin nerves
proud jay
his girlfriend?
empty dune
Did she water a plastic lily?
errant raven
No
errant raven
Idk what she is to him but shes twice his age older
Methhead
Has her meth buddies coming over at 3-5 am
proud jay
Idk what she is to him but shes twice his age older
at first I thought sugar mama
river sable
the fun kind of sugar
errant raven
I plead the fifth on that, but she lost her house
Dont know what made him think she can just come here tho
errant raven
Yes.
river sable
god damn
errant raven
It's only supposed to be me and my brother, and our mother.
But this fucking dude gets in trouble everywhere he goes, and just does whatever he wants
proud jay
that's what you get for not having consequences to your actions
proud jay
see, we need parenting licenses too
errant raven
Still love him, but damn it is really difficult to get anything done with her and her dogs around. If this was the 1920s I'd be able to do something
errant raven
I do not, all I have is a practice bow
Only 30 pound draw back
Isnt properly set up either, yet
I do have a bullet proof vest rated to stop up to .45 acp
I dont know why it's in a blue jacket with "sherrif" written on it tho, dont even know what that word means
errant raven
Same word is written on this riot shield I have too
errant raven
No murder being planned, if I was capable of taking a humans life I'd instantly join the military
unreal ether
Bold of you to assume you'd get the chance, and not just sweep sunlight off the roads all day
errant raven
But seriously, everything I do she reverses π ended up throwing away the dishes cus she uses them and never washes them. Got tired of washing them everyday
unreal ether
force her to use paper plates
errant raven
Take out the trash, she let's her dog rip it open, so I have to spend all day outside picking it up
unreal ether
enablers gonna enable
errant raven
That's what we switched to, still picking up pieces of them outside
errant raven
why is she allowing a meth whore in your house
Shes getting close to her breaking point to
unreal ether
still the problem for allowing the behaviour though.
well, partially responsible
brother and methlissa are adults too
damn methany would have been so much better
errant raven
Told my brother she needs to leave if she doesn't straighten her shit out or I'll remove her by force
unreal ether
with that riot shield?
errant raven
He said "no dont shell get people over here 10x bigger than you, and theyll come for me too"
errant raven
with that riot shield?
All it takes is throwing her magical evaporating rocks into the driveway
Theres an abundance of quartz out there. Shell be occupied a while
unreal ether
52 crystal pickup
errant raven
Still upset over my damn beans
errant raven
She picked off all the bean pods on my bean bush. They wasnt close to being ready to be picked.
median wraith
what's happening with beans?
river sable
F in the chat for the beans
errant raven
If I never gotten a cat, I'd still have my laptop, still shut inside my room. Not having any sort of thing to work on is nuts
river sable
but kidding aside get that person out of your house. godspeed
errant raven
Working on that, cant stand it. Squatters rights an all that hooplah
proud jay
All it takes is throwing her magical evaporating rocks into the driveway
accidentally call the cops on her
errant raven
Thinking about taking that fish fert liquid and smearing it on easy to clean things around the house. It apparently smells really really awful, but I cant smell.
errant raven
accidentally call the cops on her
Squatters rights an all
proud jay
but not meth rights
unreal ether
why would you get kicked out? you don't have the meth
errant raven
She isn't on the lease, so that's liable to terminate our thingy
unreal ether
ah
unreal ether
a meth guest
unreal ether
might believe the brother though who sounds stupid enough
proud jay
likely
errant raven
He is pretty stupid
Already stressed about the cops showing up because of his paranoia
unreal ether
I imagine not bringing criminals home might help with paranoia around cops
wild guess
errant raven
Yeah, that's what I said
river sable
not possessing or consuming meth also helps
errant raven
And stop getting high and using power tools outside from 11pm to 7am
proud jay
time to go live on the farm
unreal ether
does brother consume the magic crystals too? That ain't gonna help with the paranoia
errant raven
I dont believe he does. He has all his teeth in good health
unreal ether
If he doesn't you'll want to keep an eye on him if he's with an active user, he might start.
errant raven
Her on the other hand, surprised she doesnt have a lisp yet
fleet tangle
who in their right mind associates with a meth head
Meth dealers?
proud jay
true
unreal ether
I couldn't even imagine the meth breath.
errant raven
It's kinda pretty hard not to find someone our age who isnt doing some hard drug
errant raven
Most the kids I was in school with are dead, in prison/jail, or on drugs
unreal ether
π¦ πΊπΈ
unreal ether
Most the kids I was in school with are dead, in prison/jail, or on drugs
That's... sad
proud jay
what kind of hillbilly town do you live in
errant raven
A hillbilly one
We have a giant penis rock with a american flag on it what do you think
unreal ether
I feel like europeans think the entire state of texas/alabama/north carolina etc. are all like that.
fleet tangle
Basically are
river sable
are we wrong?
errant raven
Kinda sorta yeah
proud jay
mostly the rural parts I would think
errant raven
Urban areas are dominated by black gangs, rural areas are dominated by white junkies
unreal ether
no alarm clocks, just a drunken person shooting into the air at 8am
proud jay
mr beast is a hillbilly confirmed
river sable
no shortage of desperate people for roman emperor gladiator videos at least
unreal ether
mr beast is a hillbilly confirmed
"Whoever touches the Ford F150 first gets 12 AR-15's!"
errant raven
That's... sad
I dropped out, most of them graduated. Who's smart now, I said WHOS. SMART. NOW.
river sable
no the other people get the guns
proud jay
I dropped out, most of them graduated. Who's smart now, I said WHOS. SMART. NOW.
well, they graduated life early
proud jay
I don't think all those opioids are very natural but ok
river sable
a very alpha thing to say
errant raven
It's only sad because of what it does to families
proud jay
no one can be sad of the dead if the whole family OD's
families that OD together die together
river sable
in this economy?
unreal ether
drug dealers normally
river sable
could probably ask the drug addict living in your house
not that I would advise that
errant raven
If all these apps and shit are collecting data and giving it out like candy, how are these fuckers not caught yet??
proud jay
what would it taste like if you made coffee put replaced the coffee beans with cocaine
river sable
death
proud jay
Idk where to even get drugs, ngl
check your brother's bedroom
errant raven
He doesnt have a bedroom
proud jay
Racist to assume the poorest part of town?
being poor is not a race afaik
errant raven
True
They cant be the poorest when the homeless are all bundled right there on 2nd street
proud jay
truly sounds like land of the free
river sable
if they dealt in metric units only, that would be a redeeming characteristic
errant raven
Never done anything harder than mary Jane
That shits easy to find, everyone and their cousin has that
Being a cop would be so easy ngl
unreal ether
From your description of where you are, everyone and their cousin has hard drugs too
fleet tangle
If all these apps and shit are collecting data and giving it out like candy, how...
The police can't afford the fees?
unreal ether
It's not profitable to pursue recreational drug use, as damaging as it is
celest musk
Being a cop would be so easy ngl
being a bad one, yea
errant raven
The police can't afford the fees?
True, they spent all their money on the latest 2024 models of dodge trucks
celest musk
i guess even among cops it doesn't gain you respect if all you do is get some weed dealers
fleet tangle
Just makes all teh drugs legal, let natural selection cull the weak and spend all that saved money on education and healthcare.
errant raven
They did that in Oregon I think
river sable
portland is looking like paradise now
errant raven
Did not end well
unreal ether
why would data brokers spend money forwarding that data responsibly, when they could target some ads.
why would cops spend money going after it, when they could target violent crime, and career criminals.
proud jay
even if I were depressed af, my rational part would not allow me to do that
errant raven
What kind of targeted ads would a meth head vet
Colour pencil and colouring books, flashlights, bookbags, notebooks?
proud jay
meth ads
errant raven
That's like all they really carry on them
river sable
plastic bags and pipes
proud jay
if you have prime, someone will even cook it up for you
errant raven
Would it even be safe for me to start taking adderall???
unreal ether
sounds like a doctor question
river sable
stick with coffee
errant raven
It has amphetamines, feel like it'd just get stolen
unreal ether
taking the "mine" out of amphetamine
proud jay
this is why you don't invite drug addicts into your house
errant raven
sounds like a doctor question
It's been reccomended by a doctor alot. But I refuse
river sable
taking the "mine" out of amphetamine
all a matter of perspective
errant raven
Much easier to just stay awake for 18-20 hours and sleep for 4-6 hours
fleet tangle
like what's the point
To escape reality.
proud jay
nothing wrong with adderal if you don't abuse it
errant raven
Eventually I'll remember to do what I was supposed
proud jay
wait, why is ben laughing at that lol
I'm talking in a medical capacity
since ambulance has adhd
celest musk
nothing wrong with adderal if you don't abuse it
drug addicts wouldn't end up as addicts if they have been treated correctly in the first place
errant raven
Never abused any kind of drug except cough medication
celest musk
proof me wrong
errant raven
Everyone of them that I know started on weed and moved to LSD
unreal ether
new idea, replace the meth with aforementioned quartz π§
celest musk
Eventually taking anything they get their hands on
i prefer to talk to people about their LSD experiences rather about how drunk they ended up on their weekend (if they can even remember)
unreal ether
this is not legal advice
my lawyers are already drafting a response
proud jay
alcohol is a hard drug
celest musk
alcohol is one of the worst drugs, and we got that legal
proud jay
people just deny it
errant raven
I remembered the last time I was really drunk
proud jay
alcohol abuse is not cool
unreal ether
abusing anything isn't cool tbf. That's why we call it abuse
errant raven
Took a poo in a single toilet restroom in a restaurant with the door open
unreal ether
That's just asserting dominance
proud jay
at least you were on the toilet
errant raven
I puked in a plant because I wanted to water it
river sable
that's a creative take on that
celest musk
seems like you are proud of it
celest musk
yea that's a bad take from that
unreal ether
seems like you are proud of it
Caring for plants is nothing to be ashamed of
celest musk
how about drinking responsible in public rather than abusing it at home?
proud jay
or drink responsibly at home
errant raven
I have a low tolerance to alcohol
celest musk
then don't drink at all π€·
unreal ether
There's this magical other liquid called water
errant raven
First time drinking legally, even then only ever drunk beer
celest musk
at least low tolerance sounds like you aren't a heavy drinker
errant raven
I will drink, I just won't go out of my way to make sure I can
Rather spend money on things that last
proud jay
oh come on
celest musk
then it breaks
errant raven
Plus alcohol is expensive and everyone wants a sip
proud jay
you could still buy a middle eastern wife if you wanted to
errant raven
Really?
celest musk
you could still buy a middle eastern wife if you wanted to
how much?
errant raven
Fuck
proud jay
4 bucks and a green card
pearl elk
better off with the alcohol
errant raven
People married to a u.s citizen can no longer be deported now π great opportunity to get a wife with an explosive personality
river sable
godspeed to you ambulance, hope things get better
celest musk
People married to a u.s citizen can no longer be deported now π great opportuni...
why would they want to become an US citizien in the first place?
errant raven
Better than mexico
proud jay
why would they want to become an US citizien in the first place?
if your last info from the US was from the 80's maybe
errant raven
Wait till they realize that immigrants are priority draftees for the u.s military that's alre6suffering from really low recruit numbers
Trump will save millions not having to build that wall
proud jay
bro, frank zappa made some really strange music
pearl elk
Wait till they realize that immigrants are priority draftees for the u.s militar...
Thats what theyre considering here
errant raven
Who is Frank Zappa
pearl elk
he's like Willy Wonka
edgy elm
he's like Willy Wonka
Does he have oompa loompas?
proud jay
Who is Frank Zappa
a musician
proud jay
a musician
pearl elk
Does he have oompa loompas?
I would say definitely yes π
soft night
pearl elk
proud jay
I don't know him
errant raven
Southern food really is healthier than yankee food
Hes a comedy personality, real name is daniel baker
His music is satirical