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american rage
the same cat which poops on your bed?
ew
No. I got rid of that nasty fucker
just poop back on the cat to show who's boss
damn windows store. Gears 4 opens and closes itself right away
you bait catfish on tinder?
Why would you even bother with that shit
The coalition destroyed the gears ip
Gears 5 was the worst thing I ever played
Didnt even bother with 4
you have definitely put your penis in a catfish haven't you
these fuckers are pure evil, had one in my aquarium and it hunted everything in there
don't judge yourself too hard
Does a fat chick wearing a very tight corset count as a catfish?
I don't think so
alright fellas I'm out enjoy your day
Cant say I have then
Those are tomatoes alright
is there a way to import models from Unity into UE without mess the LODs ?
Wait for them to get 3 sets of true leaves and move them somewhere else
If you move them now the shock will kill them
so they aren't connected to the root system of the other plant?
Negative
i wasn't sure if this is from some other seeds or from the actual plant
They just have one long main root digging down
When they get their first true leaves the main root will branch off a bit
alr, thx
i wonder if they will even survive in the big pot
usually i thought you grow them in smol ones until they are full of roots
I don't think so, since the asset file types are different. I would think export from unity to fbx, import to unreal
Water sitting in dirt too long causes mold, and if roots sit in water constantly they rot and kill the plant
yea i'm still learning
killed a few other plants already 😦
but somehow one palm survives here, even when i don't water it for weeks
idk how it manages that 😄
i should get more of those
yea
water is stored in the balls
possible, their trunk is pretty thick
Will end not combining meshes and removing all the LODs lol
I read today that our balls have micro plastics
everything has micro plastics
Ewww belgian beer has micro plastics in it
everything does
micro ?
how about plastic bags?
Guiness taste like ass
more like sewage water tbh
how do you know how ass tastes?
Is there a name for this effect? Making things disappear/transparent when they would be blocking something (such as the character), such as the walls and ceiling of this barn?
dithering
A magician never reveals their secrets
thank you
isn't dithering just the dot noise thing
but it's the most common used technique for it
since it's kinda cheap as you can do it with a masked material
idk if it's that cheap
cause then all your materials would need to be transparent supporting right?
cheaper than translucent for sure
sure
My favorite beer
have you ever drunk another beer
cause then this can't be true
Hes never drunk a beer
Yeah at least two
Just carbonated water with a little bit if bad hops/barley in it
Was the other two beers Heineken and Bud Light by chance?
But also alcohol free beer is great, you can really taste the barley or whatever it is they do it with
I don't like it
I don't like normal pils beer either though really
I prefer strong beers
Pale ales is where it's at
there are some good IPA's
alc free wheat beer is neat tho
but don't drink them regularely
Strong beers taste too much of alcohol
I feel like you only drink shit beer
can't really say I've ever had a beer that I felt tasted like alcohol all that much
what kind of beer do they have in romania
Googles new ai overview literally just web scrapes an article and changes a word or two
Yes. And I have no idea how to turn the ai thing off
or that article was made by AI
at this point we don't even know
guess it depends on your search term
I took the pic to show that you can select "Web"
I found it
Probably everything you have. Even went to a 99 beer place once and tried some exotic ones
have you had Triple Lefort
Try craft beers
or Westmalle Triple
or Duvel is a more common good one
Grimbergen is pretty good too
Tripel Karmeliet is dope too
Not available
Omer is good if you like more fruite stuff
I did try some craft beers but some are too intense
Sierra nevada pale ale, finest pale ale the u.s has to offer
Try that
Actually tastes like beer for once
Gulden Draak is also goated
just drink one
Drink more
and drink some water after
Cant feel the headache if youre piss drunk slumped
So even a bigger headache
Just drink another when you wake up
Im gonna try some of those beers and go back to guiness 😁
Professional small town drunk and farmer
But I gotta drive
Jack of all trades master of none
We know how to drink fucker
Then I ll say belgian beers are shit, watch me
lol
Czechs must have amazing beer if 90% of their population are alcoholics
no, their alcohol is just really cheap
I got a shot that's like 60% alcohol or some shit and it cost me 80 cents
Ah that makes sense. I forgot things could be affordable
your IPA is only 5,6% alcohol
no wonder you need to keep drinking it
most beers I named are 8% or higher
It's a pale ale not a ipa
Just found out Unreal has Real time compositing
I've been playing with the engine for almost 3 years now and I don't think I know even half of all the features 😅
What about hard cider
Racist
What about refreshing beer and lemonade mix?
the show of my hometown different than Sorjonen the bordertown motorbike https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27531651/
Nope, haven't played
Haven't played the first one either
Tell me you are a scam without telling me lol
https://fxtwitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1793045981954523464
🤖 BrainBridge, the first head transplant system, uses robotics and AI for head and face transplants, offering hope to those with severe conditions like stage-4 cancer and neurodegenerative diseases…
it's not possible to reattach and repair the spinal cord
but you can sell snakeoil too people that are desperate... its a strat as old as time
I did it boys, successfully fixed an ethernet cable
only took me 2 tries
Lol in xdefiant they will roast you in the post game summary
cried in a corner
whatya think about this beauty
also I need this cable tester, badly
Thats a big cable
not the first time I heard that

gotta go fast
what's this
and then, Blue Man got this run... 🎷
trackmania2020
it's a book
oh okay
world record is still 600ms ahead of me 
you can do it!
bug slide into quick wheel nose bug, easy peasy
(I have no idea what I'm talking about)
it's not a book is it
it's a game lol
^^
you can read words in the game though
and records are being kept in it
so kind of like a book in a way
that looks fun
hmmm
this is hilarious btw
Med beds, the embodiment of futuristic healings, hold tremendous potential to revolutionize medical treatment and bring about a new era of well-being. These marvels of techonology combine advanced diagnostics, regenerative capabilities, and precision healing mechanisms.
reminds me of this absolute insanity
omg that looks so smooth
unpopular opionion, but i prefer trackmania canyon
i prefer whatever you prefer
TMNF
that game even runs on shitty pc's decently well
used to play TMNF a lot
yeah lmao
For over 13 years, players have battled on the leaderboards in Trackmania Nations Forever. A07 Race is one of the most iconic Trackmania tracks, and competition on it is incredibly fierce. Many legendary Trackmania players have fought for the A07 Race world record, and pushed the track closer and closer to its absolute limit...
This is the stor...
progress 
how good is this for reference
what's an average score
no idea what this track is but it's a very competitive game, top 100 world is pretty good!
i see i see
well being 74th in the world is like top 0.001%
it's the new desert tracks
wait how did you get there even
read a lot
blue man is a serious book worm

no wonder he is good at prompts
what style you have there blue man?
i had an award in quake live that 0.000001% of the played had or something
have to shave off 400ms and I have a world record on the track
bottom shelf player award?
10 kills in 3 sec or something
getting 10 times killed in 3secs?
nah thats impossible
that's-
not even a moment
not for 0.0000001%
respawn takes like 5 sec 😛
oh I'm ahead of the croatian pro tracmania player 
are you aware of how fast you need to render frames to get 60fps? 400ms is an eternity
looked at the leaderboards lol
1/60*1000
so 16.666666 ms per frame right
hmmm
that does mean 400ms is a lot
but wasn't human reaction time like 200ms
also why isn't anyone training ai to drive track mania
it's not about reaction to make those records
i bet it would be faster
its about prediction at some point
there are TAS runs for trackmania
or memorizing the whole track i guess
depends, 250 is average human reaction, pro players tend to get around 150ms
I'm around 150-160 depending on the day
But trackamnia is a combination of reaction times and planning your route + memorizing the track
that's why the tracks are kinda short (at least they used to be in canyon, haven't played tm2020 much)
that sounds like so much effort
oh cool
so it isn't like nfs where you get 10 laps
TM is about getting in the zone and playing the track 500 times
trackmania was never my game, i sorta liked the dirt tracks but those were not popular
I'm closer to 250s
i'm close to 2s
i am close
so a bit faster than Interitus
close to getting striked again?
I'm close to 4.20s on a good day
..
Im better with 300 fps on my 144hz monitor...
Tho this is on old trackmania from 2008
And his newest model is pretty much unbeatable
I trained an AI that plays Trackmania with reinforcement learning. It's getting good enough to challenge Official World Records. This is the story of how my AI reached such an incredible level.
Link to raw run playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ-JKrjYnD1GBlp-WS3Mr8bKmqsqSSO-U
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many ppl say it doesnt matter if u go over ur hz but it sure as hell does
ohhh
DotA was not mastered by AI 
... hey!
yeah the longest one is about a minute
the AI only played a fraction of the hero pool and gets beaten easily 
that was good comedic timing
🙂
if you run a game at 300 fps on 144 monitor it still takes the input
:))))
and ofc AI generated car design 
I trained an AI in Trackmania with reinforcement learning, until I couldn't beat it.
I just opened a Patreon page, where you can support this YouTube channel with a donation (link below). Between research, programming and editing, these videos take a long time to produce. Any support will help me to spend more time on that in the future ! This...
fun AI too
hilarious pipe driving
1/300*1000
3.333333 ms per frame
that's a lot of frames
oh wait this one is the pipe video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kojH8a7BW04
I trained an AI in Trackmania with reinforcement learning, and made it compete against human World Records on 3 different pipe tracks.
Between research, programming and editing, these videos take a long time to produce. Any support on Patreon will help me to spend more time on that in the future :)
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C...
there's a lot of ai in this, as expected
well its actually not frames
you have to multiply by 420
its monitor update thats cant put out the frame
? why
it's true
because it's the fibonacci sequence
i think it has to do more with smoothing out input than reaction tho
exactly
u notice it a lot less on 144, but getting 300 fps on a 60hz monitor vs 150 on a 60hz monitor is like night and day
episode 160
i got cookied 🥳
Just learned wundering waves was done in unreal engjne
So that's how dumb hair combat looks in live action
The episode where they have a language barrier ?
Some name, when the walls fell
Idk man
Shaka.
This has recently become my favorite button
The only way to keep the people I couldn't care less about out of my twitter feed 
When the walls fell
there's no way you can use all those monitors comfortably
have you guys ever snapped of a blade of a snap off cutter?
I feel like I always lose them before I have to replace it lol
that kind of monitor setup would be hell
also rip cable managment behind those small monitors
The cables are all dangling under the table.
I think the good Marshall likes a mess.
guess we'll be attending someone's funeral then
left is file system and discord, second is primary game monitor, tiny one holds walkthroughs and cheats, far right plays movies and music
how much adhd do you have that you constantly need movies playing
having a dedicated monitor for walkthroughs and cheats is wild though
its a battery equipped tv
its always plugged in in the event we lose power due to storms or overheat we can still get news
also i have severe ADHD, autism, and schizo
Thor telling a psychologist that he makes the world a better place by investing his money in a ferret rescue center is my highlight of the week....
why do you so desperately need the news though
mainly because storms here regularly develop into tornados half of the year and its good to know if we have to shelter in place
if we lose power its usually reaching those conditions
what talk?
it was $120
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yea
battery lasts like 8 hour too
I like dr k
but I only watch if the guest is someone I already like
I loved when he talked with Reckful
unfortunately Reckful has taken his own life since then
but yeah most of the time the tiny display just has nothing on it or my song selections for the big 42 inch TV
music is sound though right
why does sound need a 42 inch tv 🤔
banger track https://youtu.be/oy58fNzA07I
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i had one lying around
it also plays whatever show im re-binging so i can listen and glance while developing
yeah I never got people that did that
it's already hard to focus if I have music with lyrics playing for me
yeah well im loving 4 monitors
I like listening to background music too, while I do other things.
Or listening to the news while playing games. 🙂
300ms left to go 
is that a classic thrustmaster? 😛
but you don't ned a dedicated monitor for that right
Oh, you meant it in that context. No, of course not.
i have a PXN 2119 and a 1997 sidewinderX
nah the cat possessed the roomba knockoff i use
he curls into a ball while it roams
on it
lol
my cat enters other ppls houses and steals food from their kitchens
i dont know how to stop it
nah it gets plenty of food here
last week it came back to my house with a chicken drumstick
he stole it somewhere
its a huge cat btw
i have 2 cats
Mongo the russian blue-ragdoll mix, and Starr, my wifes trash gremlin
she found him while we were engaged and he looks like a kitten next to mongo
Sounds interesting. Does the mouth blood improve the drinking experience? :P
dinno what kind my cat is, got it when my old neighbor passed away
sounds too sharp for me
i have too many glasses anyways... i used to use mustard pots tho
they were great for it
ahh doesnt look too bad
the only cut part would only touch your lip if you try and get cut
but yeah Mongo had to be taugh he isnt a kitten anymore, he cant just sleep on my desk (for now)
what's wrong with just using a glass though?
so you do this when first drinking the can?
or you reuse it?
cleaning a glass is not that much effort though
seems like it would be less effort than cutting the top of a can
idk though
i drink the can, cut the lid, refil it with whatever else i drink (pitcher at the desk) then when pitcher is done i throw the can away
that way i only have to clean pitcher
but cutting the lid must take at least 10 seconds right
you could clean a glass in that time
I mean if you like drinking out of a can you do you
but having to not clean a glass is a strange reason for it imo
less to clean and im already going to chuck the can, might as well re-use
takes like 4 to cut
how depressed must you be to write this lol https://www.amazon.com/Better-Never-Have-Been-Existence/dp/0199549265/
probably more than Deadpool after the opening of DP2
and he was in pieces
But like are you washing the can? If you drink water for sure it will taste like whatever it was in it
He's drinking a can of not water. At that point I think water's out of the question as-is.
Yeah but what is in the pitcher then?
Vodka
So what's the farming simulator version we will get today?
rainworm farming simulator i hope, totally stoked for that
that would be my favorite, too
when are we getting more horse seeman comics?

i'll post them when BM is asleep
he was lost at see and now we have to first find him again :/
Should be any moment now considering it's 11:59am

was just gonna say
yea, you showed first signs of it being soon in #cpp before
typos, etc.
so it should be soon
Lol
Time to whip out the nsfw memes
holy
nice p*ssy
the cat is also cute
too bad it's censored
@proud jay This glorious bird will steal the bread from Bread AI. Your schemes will be foiled.
@empty dune Did you check out the new classes in Wrath of the Righteous?
gee, my 2013ish phone just broke and i gotta use my dev phone now... modern mobiles so suck ass... one advertisement after another, super shitty to use as a phone lol and spyware everywhere... ye right i want google to save my call history, just in case i forget who i called? fuck off
lol
The Nord CE 3 and CE 4 are affordable, too.
i just want my old sony early smartphone back... ran all the apps i need and was a sturdsy and great phone sniff
That's why I am recommending OnePlus. I understand your headache. 🙂
OnePlus has no bloatware. You can disable the call history.
mmh
that's not a bird
that's a hippogriph
It doesn't give you any shitty advertisements and notifications, either.
that sounds decent tbh
No, didn't like that game
It is too!
Ignore the horsiness of it.
gonna keep an eye out for those
Don't buy the latest; they are usually expensive.
The slightly older models are way cheaper and the dual-SIM is actually dual-functional-SIM, unlike other cheap phones that give you one-active-one-dormant dual-SIMs.
Yep. Use gsmarena.com to compare models, so you can buy one with all the features you want.
I bought the Nord CE 3 5G myself. It was affordable and functions like a god.
bad boy!
ye, gonna try using my samsung for now, was rly just meant for dev work and is super annoying so i appreciate the one plus tip for the next one
Lol you're worried about data harvesting and you're using samsung?
I hate that the Samsung folds are SOOOOO expensive.
That's like THE worst offender
Otherwise, I'd have picked one up.
In phones
i use samsung so its industry standard... dont wanna make apps that only work on some hipster phone 😛
Ah. You did say it's a dev phone.
Since when is an exinos chipset industry standard what
I thought majority market was qualcom
honestly no idea what chip is in mine out of my head XD
There's both now.
Qualcom is still the majority.
Exinos has a decent grasp, too. It's primarily used in the mega-cheap phones.
Yeah but it's not industry standard
There are exceptions. Some good phones use it, too.
Exynos has 9% market share in India, on 19th Jan, 2024.
That's not insignificant.
Never said it was
Interestingly, Unisoc is getting up there, too.
ye, its like having 90% market share in europe lol, india is a huge market
Ah you're right, in Europe it is the majority
nah i mean in relation, if you got 9% in india, of 1.2billion customers... its like having all of europes people buy your phone
whats mediatec?
cheap shit.
Chinese firm
which is why it's that big.
ah
so the indian stuff could get as big as mediatek, and if its good grab some euro and america markets
maybe even africa
tho china might be there alrdy
each time I import something, feel like is mining coins from each asset
i heard people say that baking shaders is just a bitcoin miner too
10000 shader need to be rebuildt? yeahhh right...
i just changed a color!
There is an open-source mobile CPU made in India by IIT, Madras.
It's called SHAKTI.
@summer cedar was playing hearts of iron 4 as India, i failed to prevent the Bengal famine of 1942😔
Infact, it happened in 1940 in my save kek
I don't know if they ever managed to get any company to use it en masse.
because you took all the food to feed your other favourite province?
They didn't
No, i was building railroads kek
ah, good indian railroads
HoI4 is surprisingly hilarious
We have to renovate all the railroads now, to make way for Vande Bharat class trains.
like you mention trains and your indian friends go in shock or run around screaming
At least they haven't broken down like the ones in Zimbabwe.
Trotsky survived an assassination in my save and right after soviets joined axis
wait, wait.... what?
they never wanted to go anywhere by train XD
Traumatised xD
this is new RGBA textures were Metal take the RGB and Rough the A, what a save
oh yeah. Well... I like private cars myself.
But, Vande Bharat is something I'd like to try.
Polishing turd isn't gonna fix the fact that our railway is severely underfunded for a country of our size lol
Oh also, in HOI4, holy fuck the ship designs are so detailed its like im playing world of warships
That's why you buy railway stocks and enjoy the profits of a system being slowly fixed.
But, I was only referring to enjoying a Vande Bharat ride.
My personal pleasure trumps everything else.
😛
Can it biden instead?
No.
i mean trains here usually dont kill you, but duhh, 1,5h trip usually takes 4h+ due to underfunding and mismanagement aswell
If you want a real train sob-story, check Zimbabwe's trains.
They were also built by the British around the same time they did India, I think. It's completely broken down now.
from what i read germany even lost ww2 in large parts cus the train system was utterly mismanaged and corrupt and nothing got delivered anywhere
Those guys didn't even care to maintain it.
The allied bombings probably didn't help either kek
but zimbabwe is like that in general since independance
So.... they signed a deal with China to renovate the entire railways.
The previous deals haven't gone down too well for them, but meh....
us trains are shock8ingly bad from what i heard thou
Yes, US is car country.
They love their trucks, semis, cars, bikes.
F@#$! trains!!!!
A favorite thing to say for my friends in both UK and Germany is: the other side should have bombed each other better
Then maybe they'd have proper infrastructure lmao
ye but they got huge trains going through towns, last year half of baltimore got poison gassed cus one crashed
doesn't germany have pretty decent railways?
Todd might have been pleased.
Not decent enough apparently
according to who
depends... heavy delays usually, can be lots of crime there, sometimes accidents
It's decent, but when you grow up in any kind of system, you always complain about it.
oh carp
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The eggs are always tastier from the other chicken.
our railway network here is pretty good, the service is just shit, always delayed
My friends always complain about the transportation, housing, city layout, public works etc
opf course, such complaints are how we improve our environment, thats where it starts, if noone complained wed still live in caves
Oh apparently they keep digging up old unexploded bombs
Have I ever mentioned that story from Japan, wherein a young girl picked up a tank shell that she found somewhere while walking, and took it straight back home to her parents?
This was in 2023. 😄
If i found a tank shell id do that too tbh
but then, we had lots of vacation days from school cus a bomb disposal was going on somewhere closeby
I want hyperloop.
war just sucks tbh... no clue why our "leaders" enjoy it so much
I don't care that the passengers will die from interial compression.
Time off school? That's da bomb.
I want zoom zoom trains.
YOU!!!!
Because they don't have to fight it.
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the trenches...... By proxy. Our 15 yo children will do it
i mean if it was a zombie invasion and i actually defend my buddies... okish.. but like no war ever was fought over something meaningful for everyone
We'll fight when the fight comes to us, or if the government aims a gun to our heads.
are these bugs our enemies tho or just scared but willing to peace tf out?
Only war id support is an interstellar war
Of course, we can become rich game devs and just bribe our way out of it.
I mean war is mostly an egocentric thing
Which is why we should all stop being lazy devs. 😄
you fight to gain resources or land
At least until we become rich. Then we can be lazy forever.
alternatively you fight to free yourself from the current controlling power
that hakonnen dude looks like olaf scholz our chancellor pm thing
You forgot fighting to spread democracy
"looks like"
I know what you are up to!
You are trying to recruit gullible lazy devs for your Bread AI domination!
I shall let you get away with it!!!!!!
🫓
Sure, everyone needs kitchen workers, corpse handlers, nurses, logistical staff.
Space marine janitors
that is some strange kind of p*rn
why is fluid dripping from the mouth tubes
and nose
why is said fluid so viscous
it's organic ai seed
Yay! My last student isn't coming. FREE MONEY!!!!!!
do you guys mow your lawn at regular intervals or just when you think it looks too long
If I had a lawn, I'd mow it at regular intervals, but spaced far apart that I can be just lazy in-between.
Alternatively, buy a sheep, goat, or cow and let them do the work.
OR even more alter-alternatively, tell the local shepherd to graze on your lawn.
I usually wait till it looks long
but then it's more effort cause the lawn mower fills up quicker
so maybe I should just do it sooner
Speaking of, Japan has a rent-a-goat business for mowing your lawn.
Probably easier to contract Belgian goats, to be honest. The Japanese leaser'll probably outsource it.
Tell her it's a cyborg goat.
from Sony.
I don't think that's how allergies work
The gibo mk 1.
it's not about what you think
You can safely blame it on the dust, then.
and get your lawn g-owed, too.
I want to travel in this train, one day.
Expensive as heck; but I am going to do it... one day.
why would you do that loll
It's a luxury experience.
Like a cruise.
Takes about 4-6 days or so. They take care of everything. You pay and enjoy! 😄
They've got four odd routes in North India.
This price includes small tours off the train, too.
that really doesn't add up to 2k value though
Depends. It's quite popular. I think the whole train service is 5-star rated. The restaurant certainly is.
People have money and they want to travel in style. 😄
Yeah, I feel you. But, it's the way of the world.
There're a few other trains like this one, too.
Some cheaper.
This is The Deccan Odyssey.
Popular with the tourists, as you can see. 🙂
Btw, the restaurant timings aren't set.
well 15k usd is less to an american than to average indian I would guess
I see more Europeans than Americans, though, these days.
The weird part is some of them can barely speak English. Makes communicating a problem.
But, when everyone shouts loudly enough, shit gets done....
minus the somersaults. 😛
so in which movie does pandorra get to meet the joy of orbital bombardment?
:question: should Ponkkis develop ponkkisLang from PLang?
:8ball: My sources say no.
hi hi @celest musk goodmorning, our daily ping. i am reading a pdf today, it's pretty good. what are you doing?
just any pdf?
it's a 200 page pdf i think, condensed information about many researches.
.. i have to summarise this thing
bro, we have ai for that
i do love the idea of ai for these.
sadly i have to present it as well. I'd rather not take shortcuts and miss out on something vital.
the harder parts would be preserving emotional appeal
why do you have to present someone else's work?
or are you including this summary in own work?
more or less, it's about the concepts, like "xyz in abc concludes... because they feel..." etc
it's like qouting
qoute*? idk
affectionate AGI
Not good. Any good PDF should be 17,633 pages.
Not more, not less.
agi?
i will never read that.
even ai won't read that
not for free i am sure
don't say "they feel" in research lol
base it on facts
not feelings
i will keep that in mind
abuser general intelligence
drink... uri..ne...?
matchsticks monster
the most unreliable ai
I love drinking 2 liters of piss
he eats kidney stones to survive
he killed a bear with a kidney stone once
ooof
Bear Grylls' children probably get bullied because of his actions
chuck norris asked bear gylls for a duel once, but he took it back after bear showed him his kidney stones
cant side kick a kidney stone
women dont wanna be alone in the woods with a man, except for bear gylls
lol what
lol, are these from Google?
ai recipes sound kinda unhealthy or is that just me?
don't worry, it's non toxic glue
ah tru tru
the pope only shits in the woods cuz bear grylls helped him with his kidney stones
seems like #generative-ai also just posted about google pizza
nature invented droughts so bear gylls could show his true power
tbh, water evaporating and coming back down does kinda what he did. maybe every water ever was once-
😐
she's drunk even before she drink
can you get drunk on dinosaur pee?
8,751 pages done.
so it was the last one noice
now I have 3
will see what I like the most
for some reason the 15 I don't have still more expensive than the 17
must have some battle royale or something
I hope you take the time to appreciate some of the fantastically made enviro art wink wink
I tried Farming Simulator, but it quickly became a tractor driving simulator for me.
I crashed into a barn and then something else a few times. 😄
Well at least comes with one level more than prior ones
Hey, when I play the lvl in unreal engine I cant see the entire screen, the bottom right hud is outside the screen, how do I run the game fullscreen or show the entire viewport?
I dont want it in full screen, I want it to shrink into the window thats allready there, I had it like that before.
Oh, maybe its anchored wrong or something, ill check
Can I anchor multiple things in one viewport tho? couse I put the whole HUD on one
nvm, i figured out the last one, i just missunderstood how it worked
thanks tho, i think this fixed the issue
it's awesome how Intel made better tech in about one year with the XeSS compared to AMD
Microsoft announces end of support for Windows 10 for October 14, 2025.
guess linux has some time to break through
Doubt. So many years, they barely moved.
yea, will be a good time to move to a different OS or something
I don't want AI spyware
1 month and the only one releasing the plugin update for AA was intel
will give a try to their thing
I even got a well-made pop-up on my screen, telling me that Win 10 support will end next year.
Of course, I totally ignored it since I was reading my PDF and never received a notification about it.
MS was nice enough to tell me that my CPU wasn't compatible and that I should click KNOW MORE to fix the problem.
When I did, I got a nice paragraph about buying a new PC.
🤣
oh lord
Those might be good if all you wanted to do was browse the web.
If it even supports the languages and libraries required to do that.
22 farming simulators?!?? why!??!?!
crop rotation
even if they release 1 per year that's coming out since 2002 then
or you know, they use the release year as number
youre telling me fifa 2024 wasnt released 2023 times earlier???
no, for fifa that's true
You're both wrong.
Fifa was released first in 2000 B.C.
But, Microsoft erased all the DOS versions until 1 A.D.
All we have now are the Fifa games blessed by Christ.
Of course, after 2020, they were blessed by God Todd.
that reminds me, apparently BC is out dated now, we are supposed to use BCE (before common event) 😂
I know. I don't care.
B.C. and A.D. for me.
Unless someone is paying me to use C.E.
Then of course. 😄
which begs the question, what is that common event? 😂
when some dude decided to make a calendar.
He just also happened to cure tons of people and then get crucified.
But, we'll gloss over that.
He made a calendar when he was born, magically.
Uh... no, commonly.
Yeah, that's right. So C.E.
isn't it common era
correct.
So when wasn't it a common era, would be the question.
The answer - before that dude made a calendar.
And A.A. - After Ascension of the holy Emperor.
It's also the sound every alien makes while we kill them.
AAAAAAA!
oh
i didn't think of that
he didn't make the calendar, the year was decided by some monk some 500 years later
when the julian calendar was made, Year 1 was the founding of the roman empire
which is now 753 BCE
I believe the first calendar was made by a dude in a cave with a stone, who carved 'Day 1' on the cave's wall while he was high.
Also, it's whatever year you want it to be, so long as you are not paying your taxes.
If you are paying your taxes, then it's whatever assessment year the Tax God says it is.
I am the Emperor's Fire Psyker!
Through my mere presence, all heresy shall burn!
🔥
let's get rid of days altogether
That's a nice idea.
We'll replace it with HOS.
Hours of Sleep.
That's more personal and accurate for ourselves.
After the HOS 8, I opened my eyes and looked at the world. After the HOS 16, I cried for breakfast. After the HOS 400, I choked someone.
Chucky might appreciate it.
Disclaimer: Any similarities or accurate reproductions of affectionate_abuser's life experiences in this new system of calendaring is a complete coincidence.
Ok. Embrace AI first.
artificial idiocy ☝️🤓
That's from Home Alone, no? 😄
I loved HA 1. After that, I didn't really take to any of the sequels.
@empty dune Did you perchance notice the SKULLS banner in Steam?
THE EMPEROR HATH AWAKENED! ✊
oi
Titus returns on Sep 9th!!!!!
OI
i have never been creepy OR hugged anyone on this server this year
Yes, but that's a calendar system.
HOS records ALL years of sleep accurately.
In fact, all minutes and seconds, too.
👀 Boltgun expansion?!
Nice!!!
🤣 Warhammer: Power Wash Simulator 🤣
so we got rid of all cute animals here and sent them to #petting-zoo
and now we are left with this
my last code review
Indeed.
This thing must be investigated thoroughly.
Ban 🔨 first!
Then definitely ban!
ban ban ban suspicious things must be banned
😓 Me when I have to figure out how to use the bloody Steamworks SDK.
😰 Me after reading all the Steamworks agreements I just signed.
😰 😰 Me after reading tax documents and MOAR details about tax documents.
😺 Me after looking at my Steam dev dashboard finally. 😄
It's called Deadlock, apparently.
And footage leaked online.
Cancel all other games!
Become Valve Deadlock E-Sports Centre.
yea it didnt send the pic, but a crap link instead
but at that point i no longer cared
hell i didnt even read the convo B4 spammin that shit
also dont care about the replies on my rant about not caring
do reply tho, im not gunna read it anyways
isn't the whole farming sim game just one big struggle to begin with?
simfarm was pretty good tho
bye bye
i don't understand why a person will farm in game. it's already too hard and stressful irl
great for training people, but i really don't understand the fun in these
truck sim too
it's just a truck doing delivery
there's not even a crash vfx
What about a living soil simulator?
Racing games are even worse. You drive a car in the same direction over and over again.
I present you 'Rock Simulator'
Sign me up
yeah but it's atleast quicker.
the truck drives normal speed
parking a truck takes 2 mins
Level up to explore the great landscapes created by mother nature with zero responsibilities and nothing else but the wind blowing by your hard rocky surface. Listen to the relaxing sound nature has to offer in many different landscapes while earning enough stones to unlock your favorite rock skins! Start your adventure in the Plains while earni...
$1.99
1203
i don't even wanna know at that point
ehhh
There's even a Rock Simulator 2, if the first one does not fully satisfy your needs
The reviews are as one would expect
i don't know anymore
devs are weird
actually maybe not, making it might have been fun
Something to scratch all the itches
well, judging by the reviews, it sold at least a few thousand copies so thats good for the devs
Oh yeah, those top-down ones are awesome.
It's when you have to drive the pick-up trucks manually that it is a pain, for me. 😄
I'd point you to Harvest Moon, if you like a more anime style of farming.
Rune Factory series, if you like anime style farming AND dungeon exploration, AND in-game socialising.
"anime style of farming"?
Yes.
Grow vegetables using magic powers and gain a harem?
More like magic farming tools, but yes.
You CAN get a harem, but it's better to get a permanent wife and then have a son/daughter.
When you die, they become the new player.
wait which game now?
That system was implemented in the later instalments of the series.
Rune Factory is my favourite.
But, some people like Harvest Moon better.
HM is the original. RF: HM was the RPG spin-off of it.
The latest HMs are 3D.
But, their immediate prequels are beautiful 2D games.
You can check the images on google, separate for HM and RF:HM and pick the game you want to play. The order is not important. The stories are all standalone.
that looks like farming in minecraft
There are PC ports on Steam, btw, if you don't want to use an emulator.
From the NDS version.
I can't get behind a game like this.
this is probably 2 or 3 of the RF series.
Ah, that's the 3D one.
I personally skip the 3D ones.
yea i want big ass land plots
I like the 2D style much better, although that's also 3D.
You don't get machinery, but your tools cover a much larger area with upgrades.
There're some magic tools that substitute for sprinklers.
The entire field is pretty big, but yes, you plant each seed in a 1x1 square.
You also have field plots in the dungeons, and in other parts of the world map.
Ultimately, it becomes a stamina/energy management game. 😄 You can use magic stuff to automate things later.
This one is from Rune Factory 3.
2 and 3 are arguably the cutest and nicest to play, in terms of art and gameplay.
After that, they began experimenting more and more with 3D.
Oh, if you want a really good 3D-style donghua farming game, try Immortal Life on Steam.
The early parts of the game are more tutorial-ish, but the emphasis shifts more and more to farming after you get through the early-game.
It's like Harvest Moon, BUT the 3D graphics are much better. It's a Chinese game, with good English translations.
Here's a screenie. This one is basically wuxia/xanxia.
You use LOTS of magic and evolve (yourself) using it. For example, once you plant seeds and have the appropriate skills, you can use a scroll and your magic powers to instantly ripen an entire plot full of vegetables.
Need the full version 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jzZrzSE88VQ?feature=share
sounds about right
the amount of screaming swears at gravity when trying to put the mount on a desk
There is a super famous spanish game about farming on steam alike that
Farm Together
nope, are close to me actually
they made Ziggurat
maybe the best games around here
so Farming Sim 22 have a lot of networking issues from what I see
I heard it came with a image editor, though. The only thing it could do was crop.
🥁
no, the vehicles move with verification, you don't make games with cars like that lol
so they do rubberbanding all the time
Sure you do. Just network adjusted verification with local prediction etc