lounge

[errant raven]

Oh. The netflix formula

[summer cedar]

Everything else is great, though. The environment, the vibes, the characters, the naive, dumb, and violent Americans - all a-ok.

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-league-season8-rockte-league-rocket-gif-26653419

[errant raven]

Hey watch it

China started the war in that universe that fucked everyone's life up

[summer cedar]

Actually....

I won't spoil it for you.

[errant raven]

Vault tech started the war

[summer cedar]

But, you will say, "W T F?" at the end of it.

[errant raven]

Its between vault tech and aliens

I dont have amazon prime so I'm gonna use my very special legal website

[summer cedar]

Cheers!

🍺

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/prime-drink-hydration-logan-paul-gif-27691737

[errant raven]

Which fallout game is it supposed to be

[soft night]

fallout ambulance

[errant raven]

I see the dessert from new vegas in the background, and dog meat from 4

[cursive crypt]

f4 iirc

[soft night]

its fallut 76 da

[cursive crypt]

With some quirks, it does not match the canon

[errant raven]

Did they do a cameo of that Npc the raiders are scared of and occasionally talk about @summer cedar

The one that does all the mouth noises from motorcycle to grenades sfx

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-on-prime-prime-bethesda-dynamic-background-gif-2716382904073500851

[summer cedar]

The raiders are quite important to the show, but their perspective isn't covered. We don't hear a lot of raiders stuff.

[errant raven]

Missed opportunities

[summer cedar]

There is someone EVERYONE is afraid of.

And that someone also happens to be one of the smarter Americans on the show.

[errant raven]

The vault dweller

Dun dun dunnn

[summer cedar]

No.

[errant raven]

It's on my totally legal site, all 8 episodes.

I'll watch

[soft night]

notflix?

[errant raven]

Yes

Does it atleast show the great war happen

[summer cedar]

I can't wait for brain streaming to become a thing.

[tulip orbit]

guy at work asked if I watched the first ep last night, and I just replied "man, I havent turned my tv on in over a year"

[summer cedar]

Straight to your brain chip, pay per view.

[summer cedar]

Did he realise you were lying and had actually watched all eight?

[errant raven]

I have to get rid of my roku tv man

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/sunrise-brain-program-circuitry-gif-12689212

[tulip orbit]

yeah, those door to door guys really like to hang around dont they?

[errant raven]

Roku is making it to where everytime you pause a show/movie on any streaming platform you watch, you'll have to watch one of their ads

[proud jay]

I can live with that

mainly cause I don't have Roku

[errant raven]

Even when you pause your game on a CONSOLE

[tulip orbit]

I have a roku, a big tv and this other streaming box, and I never use 'em at all

[proud jay]

then why do you have them

[tulip orbit]

just cancelled my netflix too

[shy veldt]

Oh yes, it was a long rant by him followed by just the dude saying he needed to find a new studio with non asinine management

[errant raven]

Because I can use apps my family pays for and they can use apps I pay for, without even having to log in

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/app-for-that-theres-an-app-for-that-app-for-it-neil-degrass-tyson-ndgt-gif-15622446

[errant raven]

Just use the email that was setup on the roku and it automatically signs you in to all services that email is signed for

[tulip orbit]

used to watch tvs and movies on it, but just ... dont anymore... and the sound is so inconsistent. Cant hear the dialogue but then a guy in the background drops a pen and it BOOMS and pisses off my neighbours

[errant raven]

If it's supposed to be fallout 4 why the fuck is a woman the main character

[summer cedar]

Er, why not?

You could always choose in character creation.

[errant raven]

The husband was canonically the protagonist

[summer cedar]

🤷 I always thought it a choice for the player.

Also, it isn't Fallout 4 per se.

It just Fallout - new story.

[errant raven]

Its whoever does the prolonging

Protagonist ability only

[summer cedar]

Actually, no. The prologuer here is the guy everyone's afraid of.

But, you don't find that out until way later.

[errant raven]

They just casually stared at nuke

[summer cedar]

Right, that's why it isn't the player.

You'll find out. Enjoy the show.

[errant raven]

But they're just casually staring at 10-20 nukes

Cowboy girl should be blind

Atleast shes dead

"After 10 years of cousin stuff I'm ready for the real thing"

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-wtf-fallout-guy-fallout-mutant-gif-21321203

[shy veldt]

Oh ye, they called out a thing a lot of anthropologist made a joke about for years

[errant raven]

Well, I'd mess with my cousin too if I was lucky enough to get into a vault tech vault that wasnt one of the ones hosting a fucked up human experiment, tbh.

Tf is a anthropologist tho

Wait why do they all have pip boys

[shy veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-what-i-just-read-gif-20766315

[shy veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-ds9-benjamin-sisko-sisko-facepalm-gif-22867465

[errant raven]

Like 98% of the vaults made by vault tech were for human social experiments that usually ended with the inhabitants dying or turning into super mutants

Fallout 4s story was ass anyways

Lucy's luck stat is maxed out

Nvm

[unborn lotus]

||Guy with turret|| scene used max luck

[cursive crypt]

I may be dumb ass, but I enjoyed it. Definitely, not something sophisticated, but I didn't expect anything more.

[errant raven]

Doesnt need to be complicated, but damn. Really didn't enjoy the foot chase of finding my kid I had no emotional connection with as either gender

Only spent like 3 minutes with it

[cursive crypt]

ngl, this is valid for most fiction

Someone dies in the beginning and the MC goes to revenge

Like - who cares

[errant raven]

Should atleast make you attached to the person that dies before they die

Brother hood of steel looks good in the show tho

[cursive crypt]

Cant reach fallout 1 & 2 stories, tho the media was limited back and it shows it.

[errant raven]

Aside from the crappy cgi

[proud jay]

Office for today

let's see how long until it gets too uncomfortable

[cursive crypt]

Flies, bugs, ..

df is that mouse tho

A pillar

[errant raven]

I think it's a portable clothes iron, not a mouse

[proud jay]

it's a vertical mouse

[cursive crypt]

Makes sense, ironing that curly notebook

[proud jay]

not really

[cursive crypt]

No trees too

[proud jay]

I didn't find my mousepad ok

[cursive crypt]

hmm

[median wraith]

that's a new purpose for the iron that never expected

[proud jay]

there's 2 trees in the far end of the garden

the pic just blurred them away

[cursive crypt]

No, get roasted

[median wraith]

nice vistas after the storm of 2 days ago

[proud jay]

ok

[errant raven]

@summer cedar who's the little short guy with the funny nose

He was in enders game

And some disney shows

[proud jay]

are you looking in the mirror?

[errant raven]

Still the same frickin height then

[cursive crypt]

wait, wtf is that kbd layout?!

[proud jay]

colemak-dh

you wouldn't get it

[median wraith]

damm just entered to a battlefield of roasting

[errant raven]

Indian tech support on speed dial

[cursive crypt]

Call the psychiatry 🚨

[proud jay]

he's tunisian you racist

[errant raven]

Stereotypical not racist

[median wraith]

Recently I get less and less

[proud jay]

well he's also not tech support

[cursive crypt]

This RMB is dead

[median wraith]

What's going on here today

[proud jay]

I'm not using the laptop mouse buttons lol

I have my iron for that

[errant raven]

That part is understandable

[summer cedar]

@sand oxide Yep. I mostly chose the female lead in my playthroughs. It just made more sense that the woman would also be more 'stable' in that desolate, horrible, apocalyptic environment.

[errant raven]

Touchpads suck, the little buttons below the touch pad sucks

[cursive crypt]

So, it was an iron UwU

The grass is even green, pff...

[summer cedar]

@errant raven Moises Arias is his name, the vault dweller's brother.

[median wraith]

what game?

[summer cedar]

Fallout series.

[median wraith]

oh

[cursive crypt]

😆

[errant raven]

Great actor

[proud jay]

you hate green grass?

[summer cedar]

The only instalment wherein I chose a male protagonist, was the first game, where I was totally new to the series and the goal was 'find a water chip' or some such thingamajig. Therein, being a male hero made more sense, given the adventure we were setting out on. It wasn't about saving anything, but about acquiring a chip. Somewhere along the line, we just end up being nice... or not.

[proud jay]

racist

[summer cedar]

You mean colourcist.

[median wraith]

RPG games I usually go female

[proud jay]

ryobg has no colour in his life

[median wraith]

it's like my wardrobe

[summer cedar]

That can't be true. He hates green, he must have red.

[cursive crypt]

Lies! I got 10 bit colors, according to the marketing.

[errant raven]

@summer cedar imagine season 2 of fallout is just this guys bs

[summer cedar]

No. Season 2 will be bloody straight out the gate and set in New Vegas.

[cursive crypt]

It means each episode he comes to nag you about something.

[summer cedar]

However, there is a possibility they'll turn it into a giant conspiracy screw up and spoil a good show.

[errant raven]

Another settlement needs your help

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout4-gif-5924860

[errant raven]

Is it wrong that I kill them

[unborn lotus]

I think Silo was better but I haven't seen all of Fallout yet

[errant raven]

That one bitch steals ma shit, and they steal ma power armour collections

[cursive crypt]

Ain't these close as idea? I recall seeing its trailer and actually that made me see there is Fallout show.

[errant raven]

https://youtu.be/GcgxXnEVVyM?si=-8jFfDJz8sFKa6Bj

This was pretty good

[unborn lotus]

Theyre similar but Silo is based on a book series I remember

[summer cedar]

I can't wait for modders to marry Fallout and Starfield.

Someone already made a gigantic outpost management mod for Starfield.

[cursive crypt]

Wut dat? 🤔 Single ?

[errant raven]

Fan made show

New vegas related

[cursive crypt]

oh, interesting

[proud jay]

lol, was considering getting a dbrand phone case, but it's like 55 dollars, tax not included, shipping not included and custom fees not included, by the time I get it it would be like 90 euros, no thank you lol

[summer cedar]

Same for OnePlus or Xiaomi?

[proud jay]

the model of case is the same price for all phone models afaik

[summer cedar]

Oh, sorry. I wasn't interested enough to read it properly. I thought you were phone shopping.

My bad.

[proud jay]

you don't find many phones for 90 euros lol

[summer cedar]

True. Unless you make one out of cardboard and human.... censored

[median wraith]

those that don't even support sms with images

[proud jay]

mms?

[median wraith]

well for 90 sure they come with

[median wraith]

I think so

[proud jay]

who uses that though

[cursive crypt]

20 euro for a phone! Has buttons and sticker for a screen.

[median wraith]

I purchased one once for a elder person

The good part is the battery last 2 weeks

[proud jay]

lol

I closed the sliding door

and suddenly the internet is shit

[errant raven]

You know, Iphone batteries would last longer if apple implemented a auto close apps feature once a certain amount of apps are opened

[median wraith]

People claims that worst to shutdown the apps because require more resources to reboot them

[errant raven]

That dont make any sense

[proud jay]

I don't think phone apps are combustion engines

and even that, a combustion engine is better to turn off if you stand still for longer than 4 sec or something

[errant raven]

The most tech illiterate people always have iPhones

[median wraith]

Oh the car garage called me because they have the new "radio"

[proud jay]

yeah I have an iphone

not by choice though

[median wraith]

then don't count

if was a gift from your couple

[errant raven]

A new radio?

Did we make new discoveries on how radio waves work or something

[median wraith]

seems like they call here "radio" to some sub controller of the onboard computer

[proud jay]

I don't have a couple

I think that's called slavery

I got it from my job though

[errant raven]

I love slavery

Cant wait to be one again

[median wraith]

damm you have the best job ever

you get everything there

[errant raven]

A microcontroller that uses radio waves to send signals?

[median wraith]

i don't think so

[errant raven]

That black guy who got promoted to a squire is fucking slow as hell. Literally braindead @summer cedar

[summer cedar]

Yeah, the characters are being faithful to the generic American stereotype.

Only the big-shots are depicted as intelligent and possessing a degree of awareness.

Everyone else is just.... average and slow.

However, they are all prone to shooting shit in a bloody way. Accurate enough, methinks.

[errant raven]

Not accurate at all

It's taking one bullet to kill stuff

Usually takes about everything plus a few baseball bat whacks

[summer cedar]

What's weird is that sometimes what seems like a bullet ends up being something else, like a big iron slug or nail.

That confused me at times. Are they using bullets or nails for ammo? 🤔

[errant raven]

Why is the ghoul not dying in one hit

[summer cedar]

The cowboy ghoul? He's..... spoiler alert.

He's special, let's say.

He has plot armour.

[errant raven]

His character is shit

[proud jay]

what game is this?

[summer cedar]

Not at all. He's the best one, I'd say.

@proud jay Fallout TV series.

[errant raven]

That black dudes character is shit

[summer cedar]

Can't totally deny that, but he does have a ton of PTSD; so....

[errant raven]

A irradiated bear can kill a guy wearing t60 power armour

By just slapping him

[proud jay]

it's a super bear

cocain bear

[errant raven]

But black dude falls from about 30 feet in the air past his terminal velocity and be fine

[unreal ether]

I mean if you've ever played the games you'll know that's fully acurate

[summer cedar]

It is a superbear, BUT that's not why the knight got hurt.

[errant raven]

In same power armour

[summer cedar]

Finish watching the series, you'll find out why.

The T-60 has a 'feature', let's say.

[proud jay]

if he dies a new one needs to be introduced to satisfy quota

[errant raven]

Cant be as bad as netflixs live action avatar spin off

I made it to episode 5 on that

[errant raven]

Yeah but the black dude fell on his head at a greater force than what the bear hit the original dude with and lived

[summer cedar]

I liked the Airbender movie better than the Netflix series, because of how the final scene played out.

[errant raven]

No injuries either

I keep forgetting the movie exists

[summer cedar]

Ah, the knight didn't die from the head injury actually.

[unreal ether]

Still completely game accurate. 0 fall damage in t60, but an albino yao guai will 1 tap you

[summer cedar]

But, telling would be a spoiler.

[errant raven]

You take fall damage in power armour still

Just takes a greater height

[unreal ether]

No you dont

Not in the later titles at least

[errant raven]

You do, you just need a perk that negates it later

[empty dune]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marines-space-marine2-chainsword-jump-land-gif-25493767

The ground takes fall damage when you're in power armor in wh40k

[unreal ether]

Nope. You can jump off the tallest point in fallout 4 in any power armour and you'll take 0 damage, no skill needed

It's how I escaped the mass fusion building :P

[errant raven]

Physics left the chat in fallout 4

[summer cedar]

best part of being a space marine.

[unreal ether]

I kinda miss how hard power armor was to get in 3 and new Vegas tho.

The hunt for the t51b was so rewarding in 3.
You just get a set tied to your level at set map locations in 4 :(

[errant raven]

I wanna see more of the blonde haired chick with the fork in her eye

[summer cedar]

She'll be important in season 2 because she becomes - spoiler.

[errant raven]

You get power armour immediately in 4 bro

If you help Preston

[unreal ether]

It's so dumb

[errant raven]

Fusion core at like 20% tho

[unreal ether]

"Hi welcome to our game, have some invincibility armor and a minigun"

[errant raven]

I see who the ghoul is now

[summer cedar]

I don't think realism was ever meant to be the theme of Fallout.

That being said, there are mods.

[errant raven]

||The guy from the opening scene||

[empty dune]

well to be fair you only get to use it like 2 times before it runs out of juice

[summer cedar]

Which is also Bethesda style ™️

[errant raven]

It was in 1 and 2

To an extent

[summer cedar]

I hated running out of the fusion core, until I found a helicopter on top of the roof of one of the buildings there.

[errant raven]

New vegas and 3 wasnt made by Bethesda either

[summer cedar]

And got a refill. 😄

[unreal ether]

Nah. Fusion cores are so easy to find. Once I got that initial set, I had enough cores to never leave it

[errant raven]

4 was the only one they made aside from 76.

[summer cedar]

When I rebuilt that settlement in F4, I built an entire armoury for the power armours.

It was my pride! 😄

I was also building a concrete dome for my settlement, but ultimately crashed my computer.

I think I'll do it again once I buy a new rig. 😄

[unreal ether]

3 was bethesda, their first after acquiring it

[errant raven]

I have no mods installed that increase fusion core abundance. But im still getting 400+ from ammo boxes and shit

The max I found in one container was 1879

[summer cedar]

There's this mod for F4 that allows you to don a cool sci-fi suit - ala Institute-esque - that makes you feel like you came out of Mass Effect.

[unreal ether]

New Vegas was devved by obsidian under instruction from Bethesda.

The reason new Vegas slaps so hard though is because a bunch of black isle employees got hired at obsidian after the studio shut down, so it was essentially the original team again

[summer cedar]

It's pretty good looking.

[unreal ether]

It's so dumb

[severe lily]

guys. do you know how to turn off r.stats gpu

[errant raven]

I still havent experienced fallout 4s dlc

[summer cedar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/unrealengine/comments/mayeyy/stop_unreal_from_profiling_while_im_using_stat_gpu/ - According to this thread, use -noailogging -noverifygc as launch commands.

I am assuming you are using Unreal Engine.

[empty dune]

@summer cedar im sad 😦

[summer cedar]

Why? Because of Sep?

[severe lily]

yes, sir. 5.3 and i cant seem to turn it off

[empty dune]

4 months left

[severe lily]

let me see

[summer cedar]

It'll be here soon. Anyway, you need to increase your devotion to the Emperor.

Otherwise, you will guide Titus down the path of blasphemy.

[errant raven]

Titus

That damn name again

[summer cedar]

Many a Chaos demon and cultist have said that.

[unreal ether]

automaton's story is shit but you get to make cool robots
far harbor is a decent but challenging one, with some good gear in it
nuka world is a bit silly, but again has some good gear and challenge.

[errant raven]

The persona black guy unrightfully inherited

[summer cedar]

Did you know F4 is getting some updates now?

They have added some cosmetics and content to existing DLCs.

There was a Steam announcement.

[errant raven]

I just use the doom guy armor mod

[unreal ether]

Yeah, bringing it to next gen and making some creation club stuff free

[empty dune]

unrightfully? im sorry what? titus punched a daemon prince back to the warp while falling from the sky

[errant raven]

And weapon rebalancing mods

[unreal ether]

Quite excited for the Enclave pack to be free, I always missed the Advanced Power Armor 2.0 and the hellfire armor.

The incinerator was dearly missed too

[errant raven]

Not warhammer. The fallout show

[empty dune]

oh okay

[errant raven]

It's the name of bos knight that dumbass black guy becomes

Dont even know his name.

[summer cedar]

Maximus

[errant raven]

Maximus dumbassicus

[summer cedar]

Less complaining, pay more attention.

😛

[errant raven]

Hard not to complain when a supposed soldier in training cant tell his right from his left

[summer cedar]

Interesting. God Todd is implying in an interview that the story of Fallout 5 - the game - will quite possibly follow however the TV series concludes.

He's apparently keeping the show's directors from including any spoilers from F5, the game. Cool.

[errant raven]

Atleast the gore is top notch

[proud jay]

notaries are such scammers

we had deed made

cost us 1.5k

we need to edit the deed

now that costs 1.7k wtf

[errant raven]

Fun fact, you can get a license to notarize stuff here

[proud jay]

I mean

it's rather important

I'd rather have a professional make up the document

@empty dune did you get new warbond yet?

[errant raven]

You're technically a professional if you have a license to do it legally

[proud jay]

that doesn't prevent me from making stupid mistakes

[empty dune]

not yet, i havent had time to play much. i will get it when i play properly again

[proud jay]

just join Eren for 2 games and you will have enough credits

[empty dune]

speaking of eren, he disappeared

i fear for the bots

[proud jay]

maybe he got addicted?

[empty dune]

possible XD

[summer cedar]

No. It's very sad.

Eren's respawner was annihilated by chaos demons.

He's gone... forever.

Or just lost in Helldiver mode.

[errant raven]

Yeah maximus is inconsistent asf as a character man

Apparently he knows alot about power armour but didn't know the squire he got was refilling his water pouch.

[timber viper]

i lost my first mission

at extreme difficulty

fighting at 3 hulks at once is really something

[errant raven]

Just kill them

Not hard

Nothings bullet proof if you shoot enough bullets

[proud jay]

meanwhile I was struggling yesterday on Hard difficulty 😔

[errant raven]

Be better

It helps if you use a mouse instead of a iron

[proud jay]

I play on ps5 though

[errant raven]

Damn

Helldivers on everything except xbox

[proud jay]

or switch

would probably run like ass on switch though

[errant raven]

Do you really think the switch can handle it

The switch cant even handle fortnite

[timber viper]

if you dont optimize it specificalyl it cant even handle rendering a cube without a texture

it has 3.07gb ram, a pathetic excuse of a processor and a mobile gpu

[errant raven]

The switch cant even handle pokemon anymore

[errant raven]

It's the only console using a nvidia gpu

Which makes it funny that it's so pitiful

[timber viper]

mushoku tensei s2 part 2 is airing

[errant raven]

I'm watching fallout

Hot blonde chick giving birth

[timber viper]

yeah but one has catgirls and degenerate weeb stuff

other one is fallout

[errant raven]

Fallout better

Disney+ dont have season 2 part 2 yet either I guarantee it

[timber viper]

in my region it doesnt have it directly

but I recently encontered heavenly delusion

and ep8 broke me

i'm ruined

[errant raven]

Idk what that is

[timber viper]

its an anime about post apocalyptic world

two teenagers traveling and killing monsters

and a secret facility making weid experiments

[proud jay]

you guys wanna see a pile of dirt?

[errant raven]

Sounds like fallout 4

[proud jay]

Here you go

[errant raven]

Theres your dirt pile

[proud jay]

is this a racist joke?

[errant raven]

No

Nothing to do with skin colour, everything to do with the characters personality

[empty dune]

phew, i was wondering if i was in the same reality as you or not XD

[timber viper]

extreme is exactly what I need

its so cinematic and fun

[empty dune]

no no, go for ptsd, do helldive

[timber viper]

step by step, brother

i gotta get roasted a few times first

we were playing on hard, it was relatively easy again

some of us got killed a few times, thats all

then dude said "prepare boys, going extreme"

when i died at first deployment in 5 secs

a god damn tank at first encounter

wtf we were suppose to do, idk

i guess 4-5 orbitals and a few rockets required

[empty dune]

Die

[timber viper]

thats what we did

then before extraction 3 of us died

i was the one who survived

[empty dune]

On higher difficulties, extraction requires 4 min of wait

[timber viper]

ran around for 2 minutes like crazy to wait for new budget on reinforcements

[empty dune]

It gets brutal xD

[timber viper]

then before ship extracts i died

[errant raven]

You know

[timber viper]

the guy i resurrected extracted

asshole didnt save me

[empty dune]

Lol

Smort

[errant raven]

Human race would benefit greatly if they dropped down 300 hell divers at a time instead of 4

[empty dune]

I have wondered that too

[proud jay]

how dare you claim that you're bad at games

[empty dune]

Why not drop all 20 reinforcements at once

[timber viper]

and not withhold fucking resources

[errant raven]

It's because the war is fake

And they just want to control the masses easier

[timber viper]

"ah, you're fighting with 3 flying dropships and 7 squad of bots where each has a hulk? sorry bro, best we can give you is 3 mins per orbitals"

[proud jay]

well, it's pretty clear that the whole war is pretty much propaganda for own gain

I thought the game made that obvious?

[errant raven]

Yes, that's why a dumbass like me knows what is really going on

[proud jay]

well war irl is pretty much the same tbh

[timber viper]

are you an american

[proud jay]

so it's not really fake

[errant raven]

The death is real

[proud jay]

just drop in the next helldiver

[errant raven]

But the war itself really is fake

[timber viper]

prove?

[errant raven]

Yesnt

[timber viper]

so how much expense pentagon will declare this year?

1 trillion or 2 trillions

[errant raven]

Idk

Maybe a few more billion to ukraine

[proud jay]

try 14 trillion lol

[timber viper]

what

since when its that high

[proud jay]

ok maybe not this year

[timber viper]

last year it was 2 or so

[proud jay]

but the whole afghanistan thing

[errant raven]

Maybe enough to invade another middle eastern country

[timber viper]

14 mere trillions, that could be a fund to cure cancer completely

like could cure 100k times or so

[empty dune]

Nah, we need super carriers and railguns

[timber viper]

over and over

[errant raven]

That's just our defense budget

[proud jay]

only 1.2 trillion in 2024

[empty dune]

So we can bomb third world countries even harder

That's the American way🦅🦅

[proud jay]

someone needs to go deliver freedom in exchange for oil

[errant raven]

Sounds good, what seems to be the problem

[timber viper]

you pay 10k for getting cold at hospital

[empty dune]

The railgun doesn't fire fast enough, divert 1 more trillion to the defense budget!

[errant raven]

You dont go to the hospital for a common cold

[empty dune]

You go to the morgue

Yes we know

[proud jay]

if I were american, I would never go to the hospital

I'd just accept death

[errant raven]

Last time I went to the hospital I was a minor and the government funded program paid my medical bills

God forbid I need an actual reason to go now

[timber viper]

a friend moved to LA last year, after 6th month we had a phone call and told me "i thought people excercise and walk a lot because of living in US is to happy that it gives people motivation, but turns out people just excercise to not go to hospital"

such revelation for him lol

[empty dune]

Kek

[proud jay]

well, it's a good reason though

I'd rather not go to the hospital at all either

[errant raven]

L.A isnt america

[proud jay]

but if I need to go I'd prefer to not be in debt for the rest of my life

[errant raven]

Its retardnation, from shameless.

[proud jay]

another failure of the american education system

[timber viper]

i go to hospital 2-3 times each per, one for free checkup, rest is for cold or so. its free everytime

[proud jay]

why do you go to the hospital for a cold lol

don't you have doctors?

[timber viper]

doctors are at hospital?

wtf

where should i go xD

[errant raven]

Nah. It's just full of dumbasses. Shouldn't be recognized as u.s

[empty dune]

I once had to get this really rare injection. I googled its price, internet said something like 300$ per shot. I was terrified. Then i got to the hospital and it cost me like 2$

[errant raven]

Makes us look bad

[proud jay]

there's only doctors in hospitals?

[empty dune]

It was really funny

[errant raven]

Most those dumb americans you see on tv are from L.A

[timber viper]

nurses, surgeons, professors etc

[errant raven]

Mostly anywhere in California

[proud jay]

I mean, they are not outside hospitals ever?

[empty dune]

Lol the 2$ was for the syringe xD, not the shot

[timber viper]

why would they want to give you medical attention out of hospital

unless you're having a stroke or so

[proud jay]

we have doctor practices

where you go for the normal stuff

and then you go to the hospital for more severe stuff

[empty dune]

Or you're spreading democracy and got hit by a socialist bullet

[proud jay]

there's way more doctors than hospitals

otherwise hospitals would be overloaded like crazy

[errant raven]

Urgent care

[timber viper]

its overloaded

[proud jay]

well if everyone goes there with a cold I can imagine

[errant raven]

places for non serious needs, to go to get prescriptions and stuff. To not block up space at a hospital for the life threatening stuff

[proud jay]

they even changed law here that for only one day of sickness you don't even need a doctor's note for work to take some load off the doctors

idk how we would fit all our doctors in a hospital

[timber viper]

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/woman-wears-rat-cage-heels-in-new-york-shocks-internet-5052396

new york isnt great either lol

[proud jay]

does turkey have like a low amount of doctors per capita?

[errant raven]

New york ain't shit either

I'm telling you, the U.S would be better off without those fuckin yankees

[proud jay]

oh you do

[timber viper]

so where is actually livable, safe and good

[empty dune]

What the fuck

[proud jay]

218 doctors per 100.000 people in turkey

[errant raven]

The south

[timber viper]

yes

[proud jay]

wait

[timber viper]

LA is in south

[proud jay]

it's not that low though

we have 3.3 per 1000, so that's 303 per 1000

[errant raven]

Los Angeles is in California

[timber viper]

istanbul has very low amount of doctors

per 100k people

but other cities are ok

[proud jay]

how do they all fit into hospital though

is your hospital a megacity

[timber viper]

we have 3-4 hospitals per small city and probably 10 per big, idk

[proud jay]

I think there's like 6 or 7 doctor practices in my city alone

[errant raven]

The "Confederate" south, not south direction wise

[proud jay]

and we also have a hospital

[errant raven]

The place where country music is made and shit

[timber viper]

holy shit

istanbul has 234 hospitals

[proud jay]

maybe the standard to be a hospital is just different

[timber viper]

all of them are big or if they are small they contain highly advanced tech

average hospital looks like this

[proud jay]

so why you have 4 for a small city

we have 163 in the whole country

[timber viper]

because its small

[unborn lotus]

I had a metal plate put in my collarbone, 2 surgeries over 3 days, zero cost

[timber viper]

4 doesnt count private hospitals

or clinics

otherwise probably 50 per small city

[proud jay]

wtf

why

[timber viper]

we have a huge dental hospital

[errant raven]

50?

[proud jay]

by small city, what population do you mean

[timber viper]

1mil

[errant raven]

We have 2 hospital, 1 pediatrics, and 2 doctors offices

1 million is NOT small

[proud jay]

I see we have a different definition of small city

[timber viper]

my city has 887k people
3 hospitals
20+ small clinics
4+ private hospitals with high tech stuff

10+ local small family doctor buildings

[proud jay]

considering belgium second largest city has 500k people

[timber viper]

our city looks similar to belgian cities, or netherlands ones idk

[proud jay]

that looks nice

[timber viper]

only calm and peaceful city in turkey

rest sucks

[proud jay]

"smol city of 1M people"

this is like smol datatable of 32GB on tick

[timber viper]

pretty sure nevada desert is bigger than whole belgium

[proud jay]

very probably

[errant raven]

U.s is huge

Very huge

Canada is small

[timber viper]

US is also cheap af

cars, weapons, snacks

[errant raven]

Cheap?

Mf I'm struggling

[timber viper]

skill issue

[proud jay]

but people don't live in the nevada desert

US seems affordable as long as you don't live in big cities and live a lucky life

[errant raven]

People live in the Mojave

[proud jay]

well not many people live there I meant

[timber viper]

does south mean texas for u

@errant raven

[errant raven]

Texas is part of the south yeah

[proud jay]

we have quite high density at 376/km2 though

[timber viper]

texas looks scary

[errant raven]

They dont put beans in their chili

[proud jay]

US as a whole has 37 per Km2

[errant raven]

They should scare you

[errant raven]

And for guns we have 74 per km2

[timber viper]

is texas dangerous for womans

[proud jay]

lol womans

[timber viper]

i thought it was scary for people who arent white

[proud jay]

why not both

[cursive crypt]

Doubt. I recall one yt video where a grandma in a pharmacy shoot a bulgar.

[proud jay]

bro

why do people live in new york

11,313.81 people per square kilometer

I would go mad

[timber viper]

check istanbul

[proud jay]

cheap?

[timber viper]

wait

[proud jay]

"only" 2,821 people per square kilometer

[timber viper]

there is a civilized country?

[proud jay]

owned

[timber viper]

dont worry

after the earthquake

[proud jay]

brussels has 5,700/km2

owned again

[timber viper]

istanbul wont be a thing anymore

my area will be affected too

so i might not be a thing anymore too

[proud jay]

F to pay respects

[timber viper]

i hope isekais are real

[proud jay]

this is what you get for not moving to the netherlands a year ago

[timber viper]

i tried

they dont respond to visa applications

"ew turkish" or something i guess

[proud jay]

ok but did you try belgium

we accept everyone

especially if they bring kebab

[timber viper]

i didnt but I can try soon

i am planning to apply for germany though

[proud jay]

Eren:

[proud jay]

why germany

not that there's anything wrong with it

just curious

[timber viper]

berlin is half turkish

i can walk on streets just by speaking turkish

[proud jay]

have you heard of brussels

[errant raven]

Nuh uh

[proud jay]

only downside is you might get stabbed

[timber viper]

i suppose it would be very disrespectful so i wouldnt but

[errant raven]

Maybe more civilized than California

[timber viper]

i still can if i want to

so it gives me comfort to some extent

[timber viper]

if i dont die i would stab back

then your government would find me guilty

[proud jay]

I would never live in a capital city though

[proud jay]

nah, you'd get off with a 20 euro fine and 10 hours of labor

our prisons are full

lucky you

[timber viper]

gr8

dont mess with me in case if i migrate jk

i dont know how to stab, at best I can do beginner's mma

[errant raven]

Migrate

[proud jay]

maybe wait till summer before you visit belgium

far right might just win elections

[errant raven]

Far right

What is far right mean in Belgium

[proud jay]

luckily we have this very democratic unspoken rule where all parties agree to never go into a coallition with them

[errant raven]

4th reich?

[proud jay]

openly racist pretty much

[errant raven]

Oh that's mild

Not the worst a political party can be

[proud jay]

well of course not the worst

but that doesn't make it good

[errant raven]

Now mix that with war driven, and an expansionist mind. And you have fascists

[timber viper]

probably end of this year i'll seriously move to another country

[errant raven]

Now that's bad

[timber viper]

but seriously unsure which one

[errant raven]

Pretty hard if your born in North Korea

[timber viper]

or turkmenistan

worse than north korea

[errant raven]

Turkmenistan?

Did Afghanistan and turkiye have a baby?

[proud jay]

you think belgium has the military to go to war?

[errant raven]

If germany did. Belgium can too

[proud jay]

nah fam

[errant raven]

Especially if you convert all your factory's into a war machine

[proud jay]

our whole existance is purely diplomatic

there's no reason for belgium to exist other than to prevent our neighbours from fighting

that's quite litereally why it was founded

[errant raven]

That's why most our factories like G.E also make military stuff

[timber viper]

lmao what they are teaching you at school in US

thats literally why germany failed

[errant raven]

We did that too

[proud jay]

that's what all countries do in times of war

[timber viper]

you are US, a huge fucking land in the middle of nowhere with insane amount of population and industrial power

[errant raven]

Exactly

[timber viper]

it takes germany and japan one year to build a ship

its three months for u

at 1942

[errant raven]

You shit out enough stuff to eventually go to war

[proud jay]

they were just lucky to not be in the middle of WW2

[errant raven]

Not declare war then make stuff

[proud jay]

and then be able to pressure the countries that were through money for restitution

[glad crane]

What is the channel to ask android related question ?

[proud jay]

#mobile

[errant raven]

Ella Purnell has some huge bulging eyes

[errant raven]

What you tryna say funny man

[proud jay]

what I just said

[errant raven]

Layman's terms

[proud jay]

if WW2 never happened, or if America was on the continent, they would have a lot less "world dominance"

[timber viper]

@errant raven how about new jersey

its a nice place to live

[errant raven]

Nah they invented the Jersey devil, fuck them

[proud jay]

just go to the old jersey

[timber viper]

i like florida

but not huge flying bugs and gators

[errant raven]

Florida is dumb

Meth and big ass animals arent a good mix

[timber viper]

what kind of a country you guys are living

[proud jay]

I think I've been to jersey once but just never realized

(the french one)

[timber viper]

i cant literally find a place to move

[errant raven]

South carolina

Michigan

[timber viper]

where is cary

[errant raven]

South and north Dakota

[timber viper]

the place epic has hq

[rare mauve]

Meth gators is definitely a future hit blockbuster film starring Jason Statham

[proud jay]

north carolina

[errant raven]

Charlotte north Carolina

[timber viper]

is it better

[errant raven]

North carolina?

Fuck no

[proud jay]

mr beast is in north carolina

[timber viper]

yes

[proud jay]

that's something

[errant raven]

I live there

Shithole

[proud jay]

are you mr beast?

[errant raven]

No

[timber viper]

@errant raven hold up

since weapons are legal

[errant raven]

Define weapon s

[timber viper]

can i get inside of epic hq with a shotgun

[proud jay]

that's private property

they can still ban them

[errant raven]

Cus theres a lot of knives that are illegal

[proud jay]

and idk if NC is open carry state

[errant raven]

It is

Conceal carry too

Need a license for that

[timber viper]

which color is trumps party

[proud jay]

red

[timber viper]

huh

[proud jay]

normally at least

[timber viper]

its a pro trump state

surprising

@errant raven how about georgia

[errant raven]

You can open carry a fuckin .50 barrett if you wanted to

No caliber restrictions or license needed for open carrying

[proud jay]

I think it's a swing state

idk though

[errant raven]

Yeah it's a swing state

Cousin or not they swing both ways

[proud jay]

lol

[timber viper]

wtf is a swing state

[proud jay]

one that is sometimes republican, sometimes democratic

[errant raven]

They arent liberal or democratic

[proud jay]

no clear majority in one way

[errant raven]

Or Republican

[timber viper]

sounds like a great place to live then

[proud jay]

so they are very important to politicians

[errant raven]

They're whatever the fuck promises better lies

[summer cedar]

My five second art.

[timber viper]

sounds like a terrible place to live then

[summer cedar]

Providing evidence that a crab killed a moth and its homeworld, on another discord server.

[proud jay]

well, I guess you end up with more balanced local policies, but have to endure a lot of campaigning

I speak purely hypothetical

[summer cedar]

Ok, fine. More like 20 seconds, but you get the point. 😛

[errant raven]

It's not the federal government you should focus on when picking a state to live in

It's the state government

They have the power to legalize or ban whatever as long as it's not breaking the federal laws/constitution

[timber viper]

i dont want the polarization thats been ongoing since 2020

[proud jay]

idk why you would ever move to america though

[summer cedar]

A dead moth and its destroyed kingdom.

[timber viper]

europe is boring

[errant raven]

Plenty of european countries that are better and more livable

[timber viper]

i want cheap cars, beer, snacks, unhealthy foods

[proud jay]

boring cause we don't shoot up schools you mean?

[errant raven]

Germany

Germany is your country

[timber viper]

thats what I am trying to see, if there is any actually safe state thats liveable

but wtf everywhere is a mess

[proud jay]

american beer is ass

[errant raven]

Curry wurst is unhealthy

[summer cedar]

I cannot comprehend the joke.

[errant raven]

Their beer is good

[summer cedar]

Explain please.

[errant raven]

Cheap car, its europe, dont need a car

[proud jay]

Crab = Rust mascot

[timber viper]

i dont need one

[proud jay]

only if you live in big city tbh

[timber viper]

i want one either way

[proud jay]

or small, based on Eren standards

[timber viper]

oh cmon

1mil is small

wtf

[errant raven]

Nah

[proud jay]

it's not

[errant raven]

1 million is huge

[proud jay]

wiki literally said small is 100k

[timber viper]

well then

there is no small city in turkey

[errant raven]

Stop being full of tourists

[timber viper]

our population is 85 mil anyway

makes sense

15 mil immigrants

4-5 mil tourist

[errant raven]

That's a lot

[timber viper]

we fill 105 mil or so each year

[errant raven]

Like just say no for once

[proud jay]

lies, erzurum only has population of 367k

myth busted

[errant raven]

What yall need is a man like Donald Trump

[timber viper]

erzurum is not real

[summer cedar]

Googles this

[timber viper]

we have

Ümit Özdağ

[empty dune]

random benelux noises

[summer cedar]

@trail ore Ah, Rustaceans?

[errant raven]

Obviously wasnt good enough

[proud jay]

rust users

[summer cedar]

I get the feeling that's not what ponkkis was referring to.

[errant raven]

Ok this show fuckin sucks man

[proud jay]

istanbul it the largest city in europe by population lol

[errant raven]

Bullets blow limbs off, unless it's one of the three main characters

[proud jay]

feels unfair to compare against number 1 for averages

[errant raven]

When it's a main character it's just a little pen hole

@summer cedar howd you manage watching this

[summer cedar]

It's actually good. The problem's probably you...
OR you are just over-reacting.

[proud jay]

Başkale only has 44k

[errant raven]

Nah, its inconsistent

[timber viper]

where tf is başkale

[proud jay]

turkey

[summer cedar]

Dang, you are using phonetics there. Awesome.

[errant raven]

I cant stand inconsistency

[proud jay]

on the right

[summer cedar]

I have always wanted to, but never found an efficient way to do it.

[proud jay]

in Van

[timber viper]

ok thats not a city, its a fake city erdogan created to get more votes

so he could win more cities in elections

[empty dune]

in murica you'd just die. not from the condition, but from paying back the fucking interest on the bill

[errant raven]

Interest?

[proud jay]

I guess it makes sense in turkey to group together in big cities, maybe a lot of the land is just shit

[summer cedar]

Turkeymandering?

👀

[timber viper]

in germany, people pay 1k euros for this room? https://housinganywhere.com/room/ut1481503/de/Berlin/crailsheimer-stra-e?bedroomCount=1%2C2%2C3%2C4&categories=apartment-for-rent&furniture=furnished&priceMax=110000&priceMin=30000

[summer cedar]

We were just saying on another server that gerrymandering was uniquely American; guess not.

[proud jay]

nono, in Berlin

[errant raven]

Youd be paying double to triple that in the us for something smaller

[proud jay]

I told you, never live in capital cities

[empty dune]

also known as bureaucrat heaven

[summer cedar]

Shity prices are a problem, yeah.

[timber viper]

where is good in germany

[errant raven]

Frankfurt

[summer cedar]

Semi-urban and countryside.

Use public transport to get around, I suppose.

Or a rocket.

[errant raven]

https://tenor.com/view/dspticicasmijeh-gif-23654824

[proud jay]

munich, hamburg frankfurt maybe?

[timber viper]

köln vs frankfurt

[proud jay]

dusseldorf seems nice too

or koln

I've only been there to gamescom though

[errant raven]

Frankfurt bad I heard

[summer cedar]

Or an airship.

Those are premium realty, I hear.

Just need to pay for aviation fuel.

And beat off the birds.

[proud jay]

aachen also seems chill

[empty dune]

airships wasnt a bad idea imo, they just used some really bad materials XD

[errant raven]

Can always move somewhere in friesland

[timber viper]

köln is same

frankfurt is same

people pay 1k euros for rooms

wtf

[proud jay]

big city life

[summer cedar]

@timber viper https://www.nestpick.com/rooms-for-rent/frankfurt/

[proud jay]

when I lived in Gent I could get a 35m2 room for 780 euros per month, or go 3 km further out of the city and get 100m2 for 600 euros

easy choice

[summer cedar]

500 euros in Frankfurt

[timber viper]

when it says "room"

it is literally a room where you share the house with someone else

[proud jay]

possibly

show context?

[timber viper]

https://housinganywhere.com/room/ut1503870/de/Frankfurt am Main/sch-nbornstra-e?utm_source=nestpick.com&affiliate_partner_id=121252&utm_content=Frankfurt am Main&utm_medium=affiliate&nestpick_transaction_id=102e7530ff2b00e678f5961e785560

[proud jay]

yeah that's probably in a shared house

[empty dune]

thats a closet

[proud jay]

but this looks like a student thing

[timber viper]

tell me a city in belgium ditere

[empty dune]

how does that closet cost 500 euro a month

[proud jay]

Gent is a popular city

[timber viper]

no somewhere liveable and low rent

[errant raven]

I'm surprised they have said the war never changes thing

[proud jay]

if you want low rent you go outside the big cities

in the far west (but not too far so you don't hit the coast) houses are basically free

my brother bought his house for 160k

if I buy the same here i'ts probably 270k

[timber viper]

i want 24/7 open convenience stores, nature, and optionally non turkophobic people

rest is irrelevant

[proud jay]

but if you want international community you'd be better to be close to big cities

Like Gent, Antwerp or Brussels

or surrounding area

if you want cheap shit, go to the southern part of belgium

[timber viper]

Antwerp looks nice

[proud jay]

not too familiar with the cities there though, well I know of them, but not their vibe

[empty dune]

tiny cities in europe are really skittish about outsiders from what ive heard from my frens living there

best not to live there

[proud jay]

cause mostly older people live in the small villages

the younger people are generally more open

[timber viper]

maybe i should prefer UK then

at least i know the language

[empty dune]

yeah, thats what ive heard too

[proud jay]

UK is expensive in big cities too though

rip living in london

[timber viper]

no way

i wont everr go to london

i love my wallet

[empty dune]

and you love to not get shanked i presume? 😂

[timber viper]

shanked?

[proud jay]

maybe bristol or edinburgh, or Leeds has some game companies I think

stabbed

[empty dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-stab-thinking-arya-got-gif-14033550

[proud jay]

Brighton also has a games thing going on I think

[summer cedar]

https://gw.infomigrants.net/media/resize/my_image_big/fe14379c03528744cf8f60c02acd34595bb3eddb.jpg

If you can pretend, you could grab one of these.

[proud jay]

you can go live in Londonderry and tell people you live in London and keep the second part silent

[summer cedar]

Refugee shelter.

[timber viper]

from a gamedev to refugee

just to live in uk

[summer cedar]

Oh no, that's in Germany.

Also, I did say pretend.

After you get the house, ask everyone for their papers.

What's the moronic culture like in Moronia?

[timber viper]

i will already move with a budget that will guarantee my survival for one year or so unless i move to megacity

i wont ever work for a company 9-5

[timber viper]

i'd rather not move

[proud jay]

it's easier to get visa if you have a job

[timber viper]

i know

[proud jay]

otherwise you have to be really rich or very convincing

[summer cedar]

That's sad.

[proud jay]

just pretend to be a political refugee

easy win

[timber viper]

i can be one

[proud jay]

you'll get free money on top

[summer cedar]

Just be wary of someone wanting to shoot you.

[timber viper]

i already irritiated some politicans here personally

[summer cedar]

That being said, can't you get a work-from-home job first?

[timber viper]

i already have one

[summer cedar]

Having a revenue stream does make you more appealing to others.

Ah?

If it's substantial, you can apply for a mobile working visa in many countries.

One second.

Ah, it's called Digital Nomad visa.

[proud jay]

that's often limited in time though

[summer cedar]

Several countries have it and some of them have cheap living costs.

[timber viper]

thats fine

thats what I want too

[summer cedar]

Are you particular about which country you want to move to?

[proud jay]

and not all countries hav it

[summer cedar]

If not, I can link you some.

[timber viper]

no

[summer cedar]

I'd suggest Japan.

[timber viper]

neuron activation

[summer cedar]

--- The list of eligible nations includes all EU countries, Armenia, Belarus, Georgia, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Monaco, North Macedonia, Norway, Serbia, Switzerland, Turkey and the United Kingdom. ---

From news.

[proud jay]

do you consider your job to have a positive impact on the german culture and economy

[summer cedar]

do you also like asking people for their papers, with a please for politeness?

Japan - The visa caters to those with an annual income of ¥10 million ($68,300) or more.

[proud jay]

https://visaguide.world/europe/germany-visa/long-stay/freelancer-visa/

it's even cheaper for turkish people lol

friggin racists

[summer cedar]

Italy and Portugal have it too

[timber viper]

ahahahahahah

WTF

[summer cedar]

South Korea as well.

[timber viper]

shit

I need 1k more

[summer cedar]

Recent additions.

[timber viper]

i get 67000 if i work 8 hours

[unborn lotus]

Also in Romania, you can't really get long-term stay papers by yourseld unless you bring in like 50k to setup a business (or know higher ups)

[summer cedar]

Try Japan or South Korea.

Life is quite nice, calm, and quiet over there.

[proud jay]

even with 9k I think 1 year is a stretch tbh, if that's the number you mean

[summer cedar]

Also, they have great anime and sci-fi cons.

You need $64,000 in S. Korea p.a.

There's also Colombia and Brazil, which have MUCH LOWER requirements for income.

The cities are actually quite nice to live in; stay away from rural places.

[proud jay]

I don't think I would feel safe living inthose tbh

might just be biased

[summer cedar]

The cities are fine, actually. They are also popular with retirees.

Leave the more conservative rural areas alone and you're gold.

And Eren has already proven he's God in Hard mode.

[errant raven]

Wow

[summer cedar]

🤣

[errant raven]

This show is