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proud jay
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but I only use wood and glue

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why would I want a table where I have to sit on the floor though

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we use chairs in the civilized world

errant raven
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You could be japanese and not know it

summer cedar
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'civilised' and using wood and glue instead of high-tech, Fallout vault locks.

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tsk tsk

summer cedar
proud jay
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I don't like using any screws and stuff like that

summer cedar
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So you want to snort the glue, eh?

errant raven
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Huffing glue is fun until you're braindead

summer cedar
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๐Ÿ‘€ Tell me more.

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Too much. Tell me less.

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Ah.

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That's just right.

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๐Ÿœ

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Aughh! You ruined it with more.

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๐Ÿ‘Š

proud jay
summer cedar
rare mauve
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how do you know it's not even more fun when you're braindead?

summer cedar
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Your ethereal body will enjoy it instead.

errant raven
summer cedar
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Denied.

proud jay
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this user?

rare mauve
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i think that thing tried to talk at me once

summer cedar
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We haven't heard from Eren in a while.

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I fear for democracy.

proud jay
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he's been gone for more than 5 min

summer cedar
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The red panda left searching for his girlfriend.

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reset denied.

errant raven
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How do people grow these 700+ pound pumpkins man

summer cedar
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  1. You take one pound.
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  1. You add 699 pounds.
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Done.

unborn lotus
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it's steroids

summer cedar
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Ah, 40C outside.

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Good times.

brittle holly
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40? Where are you, Saudi Arabia?

summer cedar
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A semi-arid area in south-east India.

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Climate change has been nice to us actually.

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The average used to be 45C in summer for years, until 2022.

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Then it started fluctuating between 35 and 40C. Refilling the local river helped.

proud jay
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so you're saying people should pee in the river more

summer cedar
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That'd probably fill up more dry rivers much faster.

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Actually, I've been thinking of acquiring one of those water recycling systems that NASA uses.

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I'd love to test it out. William Shatner said you get 'pure' water out of them.

errant raven
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Oh. They cut off every single fruiting part of the pumpkin vine except for one so all the energy goes into that single pumpkin

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Seems easy, gonna grow a 1000 pound pumpkin.

summer cedar
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If you succeed, auction it off in Japan.

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They pay more than $15,000 for those big'uns.

errant raven
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No

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I will make big pumpkin pie

summer cedar
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If you get $15,000, you can get someone else to make you a big pumpkin pie, with smaller pumpkins.

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Profit all around.

errant raven
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But I want big pun pie from big pun

summer cedar
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GO FOR IT! YOLO!

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Also, apparently the solar eclipse glasses sold on Amazon were defective and now, several people in the US are reporting that, "MY EYES HURT!"

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In other news, Windus predicts that Neuralink will be accepting a lot of soon-to-be-blind people in the near future for brain chip tests.

empty dune
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Oh no, i think you ran into that level difficulty lock bug that @pearl elk ran into

empty dune
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But the devs said they had fixed that

timber viper
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idk even 20-30 minute matches look extremely easy, I practically roam around and then extract

empty dune
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I mean, i play full teams too, my runs don't take 5 min unless I beeline for the main objective and extract

timber viper
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I am disappointed if whatever it is

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was expecting something more immersive

empty dune
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What difficulty level are you playing lol

timber viper
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idk didnt set anything

proud jay
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so probably trivial

empty dune
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Yeah you're on trivial

proud jay
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when on the galactic map it's on the bottom

timber viper
empty dune
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There's no way in hell you can just "roam around for 30 min" on helldive

proud jay
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trivial missions are indeed quite boring

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I only did them a few times

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sometimes when I know I only have 10 min left to play I do one quickly

empty dune
timber viper
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i played against automotons only

empty dune
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If you want ptsd, go fight the bots on the western part of the map

proud jay
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but they're gone from the west side no?

proud jay
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or are they back there now?

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didn't play yesterday

timber viper
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they are back

proud jay
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cause they were coming from the north last I checked

empty dune
timber viper
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fucking joel

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he knew they'd be back

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didnt warn anyone

empty dune
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We knew, there were clues in the game

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We just thought it would be illuminates

proud jay
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well I was pretty sure they would come back at some point, would be a shame to throw it all away a few months after release

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I thought it would've taken longer though

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no time for bugs ๐Ÿ˜”

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got to keep crushing the bots

empty dune
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Bugdiving is just state mandated recreation time

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Eyy, that's impressive

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Is this your first bench?

proud jay
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yes

empty dune
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Nice

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Good job then

proud jay
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you say this as if I'll be making 30 more benches lol

empty dune
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I mean, i did woodworking for only a couple years and i made like, idk, 6

proud jay
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hmm

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I like some variety

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made a cutting board, a table and this bench, and almost finished a shoe rack/table

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(that last one you see on the pic next to the bench)

empty dune
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My hardest thing was a carving. Im not good enough for carving

proud jay
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what did you carve

empty dune
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It was a diorama iirc

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Of my college front gate

proud jay
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you made the front gate of your college?

empty dune
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Yeah lol

proud jay
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nice

proud jay
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like january or something

empty dune
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It turned out really bad, i really struggled with making smol adjustments and cuts

proud jay
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carving seems too fined detailed for me

proud jay
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I'm not that kind of creative

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unless someone makes a plan of exactly what I need to carve maybe

median wraith
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mOARNING

empty dune
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Yeah it's hard. Some people have a knack for it though, try it sometime, you might be one of those lucky few

summer cedar
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Was this is a gurukul college you studied at?

errant raven
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Octopus looks so fuckng disgusting to eat

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But so cool to have as a pet

proud jay
errant raven
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What's that

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Hentai or anime

proud jay
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a documentary

errant raven
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Oh. Could've gone both ways

proud jay
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about a diver that became friends with an octopus

errant raven
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It's a netflix documentary

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Is it filled with bias and misinformation

cursive crypt
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Average media today.

errant raven
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More like netflix is stupid

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I dont care what they say in school Cleopatra was black

summer cedar
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Time to make peanut butter sandwiches.

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Maybe a chocolate spread one, too.

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On LARGE sandwich breads.

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๐Ÿž

cursive crypt
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You sound like an american in India

errant raven
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Nutella n peanutbutter with a few slices of bacon is so good

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Best sandwich

cursive crypt
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peanut butter + banana, nothing more, nothing less.

errant raven
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Nutella

cursive crypt
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I prefer chocolate.

errant raven
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Then cook it like a grilled cheese

proud jay
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doesn't even matter

median wraith
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@proud jay do you have there in the north trash containers that need to be opened with an ID Card ?

summer cedar
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Time to watch Fallout on Amazon Prime.

summer cedar
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Seems thematic - watching Fallout while eating peanut butter sandwiches.

proud jay
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they pick up our trash at home

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if you go to a container park you have to scan your id for certain trash though

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but because you get a certain amount of weight for free

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e.g. I can dump 200kg of green waste for free

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per year

zinc matrix
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Still feel I am somewhere in the middle

errant raven
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Why the fuck do I have to wait a minimum of 20 seconds to skip ads now

fleet tangle
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On?

timber viper
proud jay
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I just know Clang has very nice errors compared to msvc

analog lily
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Is it just me or do job posting have insane requirment lists ?

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They seem to cover multiple jobs and basicslly just "we need you to solve our problems on all fronts !"

proud jay
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of course they do

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it's a wishlist

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just ignore 90% of them

analog lily
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Guess it works to scare off the insecure ones aswell lol

fleet tangle
fleet tangle
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Most of the "must haves" are probably in that boat too

analog lily
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- 5+ years of pro dev, 
- 3+ released titles
- know gas, mass, shaders, animation, UI, netcode 
proud jay
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Goodbye Kansas Studios was thrilled to create the intro-cinematic for HELLDIVERS 2 and pleased to bring you this cinematic breakdown to show all the work that went into this project by our incredible team alongside our friends, Arrowhead Studios. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Our primary objective for HELLDIVERS 2 was to meticulously design an introductory #cinematic exp...

โ–ถ Play video
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just make your own build system

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so that everything compiles slow

cursive crypt
fleet tangle
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If you've got 3 released titles in 5 years, is that really professional dev?

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Surely that's not very long per game.

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(for AAA studios)

analog lily
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When can you say you have released a game ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

fleet tangle
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I guess there's a new fifa every year...

analog lily
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Joined in the last sprint, did I releae a AAA game?

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With fifa they expect atleast 5 games in 5 years ๐Ÿ˜‹

summer cedar
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I finished the first episode of Fallout.

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Thumbs up, except for a certain directing style that will flop unless they remain consistent throughout the series with it.

cursive crypt
unreal ether
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It always makes me laugh scrolling some of the jobs here

Looking for someone to implement an inventory and backend for our MMO

Requirements:
- 10+ years of experience
- Shipped 12+ AAA titles
- Owned a successful international company
- Must be a literal religious deity capable of omnipotence
- Works well in a team
- Able to teach beginners everything you know

Payment:
We do not currently have any budget, however when funding is received you will receive a one time payment of $50 and receive 1.5% of profits for a week 
analog lily
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lol

cursive crypt
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Look like a serious offer.

summer cedar
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I don't want to post spoilers, but consistency went out the window.

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The visuals are nice, though. It IS Fallout, but so far, they haven't discussed the actual fallout much.

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le sigh

cursive crypt
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Imma binge it when completed.

summer cedar
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Aaron Moten looks like Denzel Washington at times.

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Good actor so far.

summer cedar
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Well, that got bloody real fast.

fleet tangle
summer cedar
proud jay
timber viper
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@empty dune @proud jay

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i was on challenging so far

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not trivial

proud jay
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no way

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do you just ignore everything and all enemies and A line to the objective and back to extraction

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even that would take more than 5 min

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what kind of missions have you been doing?

median wraith
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what you mean for free?

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wait drop the trash isn't free there ?

proud jay
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depends on the trash

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the home pickup you have to buy bags, which subsidizes the pickup

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in container park basic stuff is free, but like scrap metal or old electronics or tyres and stuff is paying

empty dune
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Exterminate or blitz missions have time limit of only 12 min, everything else has 40 min. so unless you've been doing that and nothing else, you're not doing challenging in 5 min consistently

median wraith
proud jay
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man, was about to roast an american about his shit country in another discord

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and he just says "let's not discuss politics"

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sorry, I didn't know not wanting to let people die in the streets was a political statement

timber viper
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deployed in a match took 30 mins

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it was on challenging (4) difficulty

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but game itself wasnt challenging

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WHEN THIS DOES GET FUN

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i literally run around without shooting anything, get no damage, throw a few orbital cannons randomly, extract

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at best 2 automaton ships arrive and deploy things, single orbital cannon erase them from existence, win

proud jay
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are you playing a different game ๐Ÿค”

timber viper
proud jay
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or are you just pro?

timber viper
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i dont even play

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my teammates are 20 level or 30 at best

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i dont know them, they are random strangers

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we all just throw orbitals randomly, or they shoot for me

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and game ends

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soooo boring

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what others are playing

proud jay
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your experience sounds very different to mine

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but could be I guess

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maybe keep upping difficulty?

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I mostly play on challenging, and I wouldn't say it's necessarily hard most missions, but definitely not a snoozefest

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and have some very close encounters

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american's really be delusional

timber viper
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if they can

proud jay
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american education is really subpar

timber viper
proud jay
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I've seen that yeah lol

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classic strategy when losing an argument

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lol, and now he's pulling out facts about danish pronounciation

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while talking to a danish person

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what are americans even

white oxide
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nutjob patriots?

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owners of the biggest military?

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majority of the worlds gun owners?

proud jay
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they really should be banned from being alive

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apparently OJ Simpson died

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who would fit the glove

summer cedar
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If they can't read, they're probably Trumpers over there.

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Best to ignore them.

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So, was Vault-Tec responsible for egging the superpowers to launch nukes at one another? - Fallout lore question

unborn lotus
proud jay
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no

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first off, american is not a race

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second, I discriminate based on stupidity

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it just turns out all americans are dumb as bricks

empty dune
proud jay
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that's what I said

empty dune
timber viper
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overall more, but during encounters its two or three at best

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and third comes after 20 seconds or so

proud jay
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no way you're playing on challenging

timber viper
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and before it deploys robots we kill them all anyway

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i swear I play on challenging

proud jay
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I've never even seen a dropship with like less than 7 enemies

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you've seen a dropship right?

empty dune
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either youre some kind of god level pro or youre being carried and you dont even know it

timber viper
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i mean the count of dropships

proud jay
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Eren is gaming god

timber viper
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not the amount of bots dropships deploy

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at best there are two dropships, but most of the time we destroy it before it can deploy

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third one arrives after we slaughtered them all

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fourth never comes

proud jay
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I've seen people destroy the ships, but I don't even know how to ๐Ÿ˜”

empty dune
summer cedar
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This seems like a good team.

proud jay
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I guess with anti tank

empty dune
timber viper
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but it took us 10 seconds to erase them

proud jay
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what guns have explosive armor piercing?

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I mostly use auto cannon

empty dune
proud jay
timber viper
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no

proud jay
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strange

timber viper
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completely random people

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sometimes as duo sometimes four people

summer cedar
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all of whom support democracy.

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That gives them power.

empty dune
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okay, what were the mission timers?

summer cedar
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the POWER to WIN! โœŠ

timber viper
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40min

empty dune
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and the objective was?

timber viper
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ICMB, defend, clear outpost etc

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kill 100% of enemies

empty dune
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you found icbm and defend boring????

proud jay
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Eren has standards ๐Ÿ˜”

empty dune
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im struggling to believe this

timber viper
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i understand something is wrong

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however

proud jay
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maybe it's just not the type of game for Eren

timber viper
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that doesnt change the fact all of my matches were boring

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maybe game bugged

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or my teammates were gods

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idk

summer cedar
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It's possible. If you're used to good gaming skills, you'll be pretty good even at new games right off the bat.

timber viper
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i really didnt get damaged

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or died

proud jay
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that's wild though

timber viper
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i died at my first match but some stupid deployed something on my face

empty dune
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eren is gaming god confirmed

timber viper
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i suck at gaming

proud jay
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yo join our lobby

summer cedar
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When I was playing D4 for the first time, the totally random people who played events with me said I was 'efficient' and 'good', despite the fact that it was my first time playing the game.

proud jay
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carry us through helldive

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pls

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jk, I don't even have helldive unlocked yet

timber viper
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stop

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but whatever

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if I say my client I was helldiving pretty sure they'll be understanding

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at worst case they're missing the deadline that a very annoying investor who holds the reings on the project pressuring them about

empty dune
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i am in awe

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i feel like im in the presence of something divine

timber viper
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same, why would anyone work with such an annoying investor

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im in awe

proud jay
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Time to jump into helldivers and do some easy peasy missions without even getting hit on helldive difficulty

timber viper
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and then working with the said client for another thing simultaneously

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and being in Eid because your family pressures you to spend time with visitors

summer cedar
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Interestingly, Eren is not the only one who thinks the game is boring.

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Starting Feb, 2024, there're multiple threads criticising the game for being repetitive and boring.

timber viper
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honestly it is

proud jay
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I could get it being boring

timber viper
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it was an extracting shooter

proud jay
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I don't get never even getting close to dying

empty dune
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the game is repetitive, yes. boring? hell no

timber viper
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i thought it was like BF with persistent maps

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and merely two factions?

summer cedar
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Something changed in February, apparently.

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There're YT videos saying so to that effect.

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Last update ruined it. It's boring since last month. Etc. etc.

empty dune
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oh thats the railgun nerf

proud jay
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people just like complaining after their favorite thing gets nerfed

empty dune
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that instantly discredits every single complaint

proud jay
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but again, I can get that it's not your thing

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but there being no challenge at all is the weird thing to me

summer cedar
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And TikTok has got in on the act, too.

empty dune
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i can understand the game not appealing to some people. but saying that the game is easy is wild

timber viper
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its subjectively easy

empty dune
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cause most of the people ive seen play and I struggle to do even basic objectives on helldive

timber viper
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maybe my next match will be a real vietnam experience

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but so far it was so boring and easy

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idk

proud jay
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maybe run a solo mission?

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see if that changes anything

timber viper
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it probably would but thats no fun sad

proud jay
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maybe fight some bugs if you haven't yet

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not that bugs are necessarily harder, but they're different

empty dune
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i very much think either eren has the reflexes of his titan namesake or he's getting carried so hard he has no clue whats happening

summer cedar
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Time to raise the difficulty further, Eren.

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FOR DEMOCRACY!!!

timber viper
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ok lets assume the latter

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because former is impossible

summer cedar
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Getting carried by complete randos every single time means Eren has Godly Luck.

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He's an Isekai character.

timber viper
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thats indeed possible, god have a tendency to spend my luck budget on trivial things

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and not grant me anything when i need it

summer cedar
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Case closed.

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Raise the difficult. Let's make it harder on the Godly Luck skill.

empty dune
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@timber viper have you faced these fuckers yet? 15 of them at once? i struggle to fight like 3-5 of these at once

timber viper
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yes

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retreated, threw all my bombs, setup a sentry

proud jay
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and still didn't die?

timber viper
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other mates also threw bombs

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done

proud jay
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bruh

empty dune
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a sentry killed a hulk????

timber viper
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no

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idk bombs acted faster

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i figured it wouldnt penetrate but

summer cedar
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Eren's right.

timber viper
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wanted to be useful for once

summer cedar
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I read the same strategy right now.

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on the Steam forums.

proud jay
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even with orbital laser it takes some time to kill them

summer cedar
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They were complaining that it was too easy, too.

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All of them threw their grenades, or butt bombs, or whatever.

timber viper
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does that even damage you on distance

empty dune
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you realise you only have 4 grenades right? 6 with the armor perk? and there's 30 of these at every objective? and there's 10+ objectives per match?

timber viper
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i got very near to it

summer cedar
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Both of you wastrel devs, Raindust and Dieter, go play HD 2 and throw grenades. See if that works, like Eren.

timber viper
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didnt do anything

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map was empty

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teammates were away

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it looked at me and tried to get close

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then i ran away

proud jay
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it does bug out sometimes

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but it can definitely shoot you

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but it's most deadly up close

empty dune
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your problem in this game is ammo and resource management

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its very easy to solo the enemy types one on one

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thing is, they never come one on one

timber viper
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what

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map is full of ammo

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never ran out of it

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in which parallel universe you guys are playing wtf

proud jay
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never really had ammo issues

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grenades shortage I've had plenty of times though

summer cedar
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There's also the possibility that an entire team throwing grenades almost together, throws the damage calculation out of whack.

unreal ether
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If you struggle for ammo, just shoot less

proud jay
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just use Sickle

timber viper
summer cedar
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But, what Eren says tracks with the reddit and steam threads.

timber viper
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but not me

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i threw, didnt affect much

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they threw altogether

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it died

summer cedar
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๐Ÿคท

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Well, the good news is, you can raise the difficulty further.

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You can, right?

timber viper
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but there is a possibility of maybe it was on the map for longer and I just didnt see it, and others couldnt kill it so it appeared out of nowhere

summer cedar
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Or did I read that wrong?

timber viper
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i unlcoked hard mode

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i hope it gets fun from now on

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i rather complain about how difficult it is here

empty dune
summer cedar
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Go for it. If the same mass grenading works in those difficulties, too, then it's a dmg calc problem.

summer cedar
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There are yet others complaining about the brutal difficulty, too.

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I assume mass grenading is bugged in some way. Test it out and see.

empty dune
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its not, i use the grenade launcher AND autocannon and my standard grenades

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it works fine

summer cedar
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Yes, but we are talking about the WHOLE TEAM grenading together.

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did you try that with your randos?

empty dune
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there are bugs with damage calculations yes but that is only on the PS5

timber viper
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338k KIA

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more than gallipoli almost

summer cedar
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๐Ÿ‘€

proud jay
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only 21k active?

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or is this on 1 planet?

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or did the game die since 3 days ago?

timber viper
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looks like whole game idk

empty dune
timber viper
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sending this as a proof

empty dune
summer cedar
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Hmm, 11 million enemies killed with 62 million bullets.

timber viper
empty dune
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this is the real stats

summer cedar
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Seems like a waste of ammo. Shoot better ya twats.

proud jay
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or is second hit?

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either way, 100% no way that's accurate

empty dune
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arc weapons, they were bugged for a while. their bullets didnt count but their hits did lol

proud jay
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oh

summer cedar
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Seems like a buggy mess.

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I'm glad I didn't get it.

proud jay
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do enemies do arc damage?

proud jay
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but you do you

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cause I saw the steel cutters armor reduces arc by 95%

empty dune
summer cedar
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I'll wait for it to be released on one of those membership thingies.

proud jay
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but like if nothing does arc damage what's the point of the armor

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except for not killing yourself with tesla tower

empty dune
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illuminates

proud jay
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but they don't exist yet

empty dune
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yee

proud jay
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anyway, gonna jump in game, hope to match with the goat god eren

timber viper
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deployed

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lets see

summer cedar
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๐Ÿ’ฃ for the win.

#

FOR DEMOCRACY, or AICRACY! whichever ranks better!.... and provides more WELFARE MONEY!!!

#

๐Ÿค” Huh. There's an infinite grenades glitch - video on YT last week.

#

Did they patch that?

empty dune
#

no i think

#

there's an infinite strategem glitch too

summer cedar
#

And another dude made a video about popping ten grenades at a time.

#

You sure ammo is a problem?

empty dune
#

if you are using glitches, no

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if you play properly, yes

#

thats why the sickle gun is so popular, it lets you ignore the ammo management part of the game

summer cedar
#

No such thing as 'properly'. There's only 'death' and 'winning'.

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If you win, you are proper.

#

Or else, you're dead.

brittle holly
empty dune
summer cedar
#

Ah, Neo. There you are. Did you spam 1000 grenades and kill everything, like God Eren?

empty dune
#

but thats what you pay to ignore one of the core game mechanics

brittle holly
#

No, I donโ€™t need exploits to spread democracy

summer cedar
#

Have you been winning most of the time?

brittle holly
#

Generally, yes

proud jay
summer cedar
#

Generally, hmm? Dead then.

#

Eren is our only hope.

#

๐Ÿคฃ

proud jay
#

Ive mainly been doing liberator and sickle

brittle holly
#

And for bugs I use the shotgun that lets you reload one bullet at a time, the name escapes me rn

empty dune
# summer cedar Generally, hmm? Dead then.

dude if youre talking about exploits, there's exploits to call down literal tanks. and hacks to give yourself infinite currencies. at that point, why bother playing? thats just pressing the I Win button

timber viper
#

now we are talking

#

finally

summer cedar
#

Congrats...?

brittle holly
#

And autocannon/flamethrower when it comes to strats for bots/bugs

proud jay
summer cedar
#

Whatever floats their boat.

brittle holly
#

I think this ties into piracy

summer cedar
#

This was around a decade ago; so I've forgotten the name.

#

It's getting mixed up with Gun Gale something in my head, which is a modern game/anime.

empty dune
#

imo if youre using exploits, your opinion is immediately invalidated to me

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if you need to cheat even in a game, my god why bother playing then?

summer cedar
#

It doesn't matter to those folks. They just want to win. It's an addiction. Which is why we have all those EGS things these days. Game Guard, whatever...

summer cedar
brittle holly
#

Illegal use of product

summer cedar
#

I don't think they need to. The client is free.

#

Ah, yeah; they get banned eventually.

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Then they come back again some how.

brittle holly
#

Iโ€™m talking about exploits and the #rules here

summer cedar
#

I think it's fine. Discussing the broader topic is permitted. We weren't linking to anything.

timber viper
#

was definitely more fun

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿ˜„

#

Now, raise it even more.

#

I think EXTREME is next.

proud jay
#

You have to play a few missions before unlocking next difficulty

summer cedar
#

This is Eren we're talking about. He'll be done soon.

#

Just how many difficulties does this game have?

#

Googles

brittle holly
summer cedar
#

Four more.

empty dune
brittle holly
#

Helldive difficulty is not really worth it until youโ€™ve unlocked all the stuff requiring samples

#

Itโ€™s nice for the actual challenge but you will not be able to extract most of the time

empty dune
#

i extract in helldive maybe 33% of the time, max

#

and most of the time its just 1/4 or 2/4 extracted

brittle holly
#

I think it was like 10% for me lol

#

When they drop 6 tanks on you, on top of the rest of the bots

empty dune
#

oh did you see they unlocked tier 4 modules

brittle holly
#

Anything nice?

empty dune
brittle holly
empty dune
brittle holly
#

They need to release those scout vehicles so we can get entire squad blown up in 2 seconds

empty dune
brittle holly
#

I noticed 3 shots is enough to take out anything

empty dune
#

apparently the anti material rifle is pretty good now

#

two taps hulks in the head

#

assuming you hit that tiny spot

brittle holly
#

Can it take out tanks in 3 shots?

empty dune
#

no, tanks are insane

#

only recoilless or EATs

brittle holly
#

Well from the back I can take them out in 1.5s

#

Assuming I can get behind them ๐Ÿ˜…

empty dune
#

problem is getting there lol

#

those fuckers rotate so fast

brittle holly
#

You just gotta use your teammates as bait, thatโ€™s all ๐Ÿ™ƒ

proud jay
#

Just get an eren in your team

#

Easy win

empty dune
#

lol

#

or a calamari

#

or one of the people windus was talking about

#

there's actually an achievement for finishing a 7+ difficulty blitz mission in under 6 minutes

#

extreme+ sorry, not suicide

#

i still dont have this

summer cedar
#

Well, if you lot don't raise your skill levels to Eren-esque, then you're doing it wrong.

lofty lark
empty dune
lofty lark
empty dune
#

oh right i forgot about the quasar

lofty lark
#

SPEAR 1 shots tanks whenif it decides to lock on to the damn thing

empty dune
#

spear is bugged though

lofty lark
#

Anti Material Rifle

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿคฃ

#

I thought it was a game title.

lofty lark
empty dune
#

it was yeah, wait ill dig it up

lofty lark
#

The new heavy machine gun and take out Tanks pretty fast on the weakspot.

#

The Dominator can take them out with 1 mag too on the weakspot

lofty lark
#

I really hope they fix it soon. I love the SPEAR but it is worthless 50% of the time because it does nothing

empty dune
#

that will help the spear the most

lofty lark
#

New ship modules? ๐Ÿ‘€

#

Lets goooooooooo

errant raven
empty dune
#

there's another that increases all fire damage by 50%

lofty lark
#

I love it

errant raven
#

Just watched that animated starship troopers movie

#

Women, bugs, and explosions, 11/10 movie.

proud jay
#

I just did a diff 4 game, eren is definitely gamer god

#

Or Iโ€™m shit

#

Or both

#

Just hit lvl 20 though

errant raven
#

What are you playing

empty dune
#

heckjumpers

errant raven
#

Helldiver

#

Dont censor that work of art

lofty lark
errant raven
#

Oh yeah man, they added Toph and zuko to fortnite

empty dune
#

lmao what

errant raven
#

Nothing like a 12 year old blind girl with a .50 cal sniper rifle

proud jay
#

When in the creek

#

Leaves were blocking shots

errant raven
brittle holly
lofty lark
#

The new heavy one???

brittle holly
#

Yeah

errant raven
#

Sickles are made to cut through grass and shit

lofty lark
brittle holly
#

I didnโ€™t have that experience

#

I just saw it run out of ammo before it could kill anything with medium armor

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Or maybe killed one

lofty lark
#

Hulks? Dead. Tanks? Tanked. Cannon Turrets? Cannoned. Devastators? Devastated.

Brood Commanders? No head. Chargers? No booty. Hive Guardians? Entombed. Bile Spewers? Fucking gutted like the spitting bastards they are.

brittle holly
#

Autocannon still king imo

lofty lark
#

It's insane (the MG)

#

unless they nerfed it in the last week

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

The new heavy one

empty dune
lofty lark
#

MG-201 I think it's called?

#

The one they released with the Quasar

brittle holly
#

Yeah that one

lofty lark
#

Yeah it's freaking goated

brittle holly
#

Maybe I canโ€™t aim

lofty lark
#

It's recoil is insane

brittle holly
#

I tried it twice, it had 2 clips and ran out of ammo before I could kill much with it

#

Autocannon and its backpack can last me more than one reapply cooldown

lofty lark
#

I always drop the fire rate to 450 or whatever the lowest is

brittle holly
#

Ah

#

Maybe thatโ€™s the issue

lofty lark
#

Yeee it kicks crazy on the default 750

#

and I run the recoil reduction armor too :p

brittle holly
#

Thatโ€™s prly why you enjoyed it more lol

#

Iโ€™m on heavy armor always

proud jay
#

I love it when people play on max volume with open mic

empty dune
#

i run light armor with the medic passive

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

I swap from the 450 to 750rpm when I'm dealing with Stalkers or Spewers tho. I hate them and will spare no ammo to turn them to swiss cheese

lofty lark
empty dune
#

stalkers are not that bulky though, just shoot the head

lofty lark
#

I do >:)

#

at precisely 750 rounds per minute

brittle holly
#

Maybe 2.5 ๐Ÿ˜…

empty dune
#

i like the autocannon purely because its a sniper gun that fires grenades lmao

#

i can take out bot factories from across the map with it

lofty lark
brittle holly
empty dune
lofty lark
#

ah

brittle holly
#

That too

#

And like who has time to get up close with a Hulk lol

empty dune
#

not me

brittle holly
#

Those fuckers are pretty fast when they get going

empty dune
#

i like my characters in one piece

#

eren has been gone a suspicious amount of time

#

i think the bots got him ๐Ÿ˜”

brittle holly
#

Also, taking out shrieker nests and gunship facilities is brutal

empty dune
#

oh yeah those need the hellbombs

#

nothing else works

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

for the gunship facility you mean?

empty dune
lofty lark
#

Because shrieker nests can be dropped by support weapons

brittle holly
#

But problem is you get close enough, youโ€™re toast

#

They โ€œnerfedโ€ their spawn rate but 4 come out at a time lol

lofty lark
#

I'd be surprised if Orbital Laser or Orbital Railcannon doesn't work on those facilities

#

and 500kg I guess

empty dune
#

it doesnt, one dude tested it

lofty lark
#

wild

#

All 3?

empty dune
#

only hellbombs

lofty lark
#

crazy

empty dune
#

with the infinite strategem glitch

brittle holly
#

Yeah even shrieker nests barely get taken out by support

#

Problem I have is laser ignores aerial targets

#

Mostly anyways

#

So if thereโ€™s 4 gunships in the air, it doesnโ€™t give a f

empty dune
#

what about the normal laser cannon? it has a decent range, can you snipe shrieker nests with it?

lofty lark
proud jay
#

Why are helldivers so flammable

brittle holly
#

Maybe I need to try it again with custom fire rate

lofty lark
#

Autocannon takes like, 15 shots I think?

brittle holly
empty dune
lofty lark
brittle holly
#

They increased fire damage taken by 50% on tick a couple of weeks back

lofty lark
brittle holly
lofty lark
brittle holly
#

I guess if you can kill everything fast enough youโ€™re fine lol

lofty lark
#

It struggles with tons of small enemies though

#

I run Breaker Spray & Pray against bugs to make up for it

empty dune
#

knew it lol

#

i was just gonna say that

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

But devastators, striders, brood commanders, basically any heavy/elite will drop fast to the MG

#

and personally those are what always killed me ๐Ÿ˜…

proud jay
#

Sudden firestorm

#

Die in less than 2 sec

empty dune
proud jay
#

It didnโ€™t

lofty lark
empty dune
#

huh? it does for me

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

They really should add flame retardant armor tbh. I love the Flamethrower but if you thought hunters were annoying, try flaming hunters that light you on fire when they hit you.

brittle holly
#

Thatโ€™s a thing ?

lofty lark
#

yup

brittle holly
#

Oh ik what you mean

#

Yeah I sometimes catch on fire from the small guys getting around the flames

empty dune
#

you can light yourself on fire by diving backwards while using the flamethrower

brittle holly
#

Now you have to stop firing

lofty lark
#

I hate it ๐Ÿ˜ 

proud jay
#

The liberator penetrator not as good as you made it seem

brittle holly
#

I still use it tho cause chargers can still die to it fairly fast

proud jay
#

Or sickle is op

brittle holly
proud jay
#

Bots

lofty lark
#

Whenever i run the flamethrower I burn through all the reinforcements

brittle holly
proud jay
#

Right

lofty lark
#

Sickle on Bots is birdbop

proud jay
#

Forgot burst was a thing

empty dune
#

any of you tried the liberator explosive? i never hear anything about that one

brittle holly
#

Auto is not worth it

brittle holly
#

It burns through ammo too fast

brittle holly
proud jay
#

All right Iโ€™ll do another quickplay with it

brittle holly
#

Idk I havenโ€™t unlocked it yet ^

lofty lark
empty dune
#

i unlocked it, just never felt like playing it

proud jay
#

I wish more people used voice chat

lofty lark
#

It was called Liberator Concussive for a while and all it really did was stagger enemies lol

brittle holly
empty dune
#

@lofty lark do you have the deluxe edition only gun?

lofty lark
#

No

empty dune
#

its so bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

lofty lark
empty dune
#

imagine dumping a full mag to kill a hunter

#

thats the deluxe exclusive gun

lofty lark
#

If it was top tier people would be ranting about P2W

empty dune
#

yeah, its kinda sad it got shafted like that

#

game needs more smgs

brittle holly
#

Btw, I mainly use the penetrator against the smaller guys and such. For everything else, thereโ€™s Mastercard the autocannon

lofty lark
brittle holly
#

Kinda works against medium targets up close tho

summer cedar
#

Can't you sidestep while using the flamethrower?

lofty lark
#

like walk sideways? Yeah. Like a dodge? Not afaik

brittle holly
#

I didnโ€™t know sidestep was a thing?

lofty lark
#

yeah i'm not sure what they mean by that either

brittle holly
#

Also apparently you can swap shoulders with Mouse4, but I havenโ€™t tried it

summer cedar
#

So potentially, you could sidestep while firing and then dodge backwards to avoid the backfire?

#

Of course, you might just dodge backwards into a grenade, but that's fine.

#

๐Ÿ”ฅ

brittle holly
#

Dodging backwards also tends to make you catch on fire

#

And last time I dodged backwards there was a fire tornado behind me that I landed in lol

#

Letโ€™s just say thereโ€™s no eye of the storm in those

empty dune
#

i present to you..... Le Gorbagรฉ

lofty lark
#

is there a new orbital module too?

empty dune
summer cedar
#

I think at this point, C++ has been banished by Hell Divers for the foreseeable future.

empty dune
lofty lark
#

That feels, odd.

empty dune
#

tier 4 modules are a little underwhelming tbh

#

except for the support weapon resupply one

#

that one is fantastic

lofty lark
#

Atmospheric Monitoring โ€“ Orbital Cannons:
200 Common, 150 Rare, 15 Super Rare, 25,000 Req. Slips
Orbital HE Barrage Stratagems have 15% reduced spread.
Affects the Orbital 380mm and 120mm HE Barrages.

200 common peepoCry

#

I have more super than I do common

empty dune
#

and so the grind begins again

lofty lark
#

The 380mm and 120mm are supposed to be wide area orbitals so I'm confused as to why they are reducing the area of them as an "upgrade"

summer cedar
#

raindust, you must've unlocked all the difficulties by now, yes?

empty dune
#

yee

#

i was effectively maxxed

#

except for levels, looking at you dieter

#

no, im blaming him for nit picking about me not being max level ๐Ÿ˜”

summer cedar
#

I think they're both jealous of Eren.

empty dune
#

eren is god

proud jay
empty dune
brittle holly
#

I havenโ€™t tried recoil armor but this gun fucking sucks otherwise

empty dune
#

max level now is 150, i dont play that much XD

lofty lark
brittle holly
#

Yeah

#

Garbage I couldnโ€™t even kill a regular devastator in prone lol

#

Died to hulk instantly

lofty lark
brittle holly
#

But hey at least I learned how to resupply myself with the tac pack lol

summer cedar
#

Google says the stun grenade seems to be particularly effective against hulks, right now.

lofty lark
#

You're making me a little worried that it got shadow nerfed or some shit ๐Ÿ˜…

brittle holly
#

Forcing you to reload the full mag is bs

#

With autocannon if you time it right you can reload a half clip

lofty lark
#

It's a belt fed, why can't we just attach another belt to it ๐Ÿ˜” why do we have to throw the old one out

brittle holly
#

Idk

#

Would take less time than that 4s reload lol

lofty lark
#

Yeah that's one of the big downsides to it lol

brittle holly
#

Also youโ€™re using 2 strats for 1 gun basically

lofty lark
#

yeah

#

All I need >:)

#

Supply pack gives stims and grenades too tho

#

MG-201, Supply Pack, Orbital Gatling, Orbital Laser is usually my default strat setup for Bugs

#

Orbital Gatling + Orbital Smoke for bots

#

Incendiary grenades + breaker S&P handles trash mobs on bugs for me.
Regular frag + Dominator handles them on bots

summer cedar
#

296,000 dps at 0.09 cast rate in PoE. ๐Ÿ˜„

#

I still have to allocate power charges properly, but I hope I can cross 300k soon.

median wraith
summer cedar
#

I think I played that once.

fast seal
#

helldivers 2 anyone??

#

steam

summer cedar
#

Scroll up.

#

The chat's literally filled with HD 2 since morning or so.

brittle holly
lofty lark
#

It's great for "oh shit we're surrounded and need an out" moments. Pop the smoke, break line of sight, and you and your team are golden

brittle holly
#

yeah, I've often considered it

lofty lark
#

Highly recommend trying it. Usually all the randos I get are running orbital lasers, clusters, 500kg, etc.,

#

I only prefer the orbital smoke because I have the 3 orbital upgrades and none for eagle

summer cedar
#

That's red pandas in a nutshell.

broken sigil
#

Welp the cameras on my new phone are crazy good

summer cedar
#

What phone is it?

broken sigil
summer cedar
#

Oh yeah! ๐Ÿ™‚

#

I purchased a OnePlus Nord CE 3 recently.

#

The cams on these babies are very, very cool!

broken sigil
#

The 14 ultra has a mechanical variable aperture as well

summer cedar
#

They pack on a whole ton of lenses in there.
I think they realised that the human race is primarily vain. ๐Ÿ˜„

broken sigil
summer cedar
#

Xiaomi 14 Ultra - Main Camera: Quad 50 MP, f/1.6-f/4.0, 23mm (wide), 1.0"-type, 1.6ยตm, multi-directional PDAF, Laser AF, OIS
50 MP, f/1.8, 75mm (telephoto), 1/2.51", 0.7ยตm, dual pixel PDAF (10cm - โˆž), OIS, 3.2x optical zoom
50 MP, f/2.5, 120mm (periscope telephoto), 1/2.51", 0.7ยตm, dual pixel PDAF (30cm - โˆž), OIS, 5x optical zoom
50 MP, f/1.8, 12mm, 122หš (ultrawide), 1/2.51", 0.7ยตm, dual pixel PDAF
TOF 3D, (depth)
Features Leica lenses, Dual-LED flash, HDR, panorama, 67mm filter ring holder (optional)
Video 8K@24/30fps, 4K@24/30/60/120fps, 1080p@30/60/120/240/480/960/1920fps, gyro-EIS, Dolby Vision HDR 10-bit rec. (4K@60fps, 1080p)

#

That's A LOT of camera.

#

๐Ÿ‘€

broken sigil
#

Yeah it's packed ๐Ÿ˜…

summer cedar
#

There's a selfie camera too. I like gsmarena for all the specs. ๐Ÿ˜„

#

You have two more camera than I do.

#

โœŠ

broken sigil
#

It's basically selfie, ultra wide, wide, 3.2x, 5x

summer cedar
#

Yep, it's feature packed. Good stuff.

#

I wonder how many cameras Elon will pack into the brain chip.

#

How else will be snap pictures of people without their consent rapidly?

brittle holly
errant raven
#

Its amusing that flaming hot cheetos says it's made with real cheese but cheese isnt in it

errant raven
#

No sir

#

Theres no capsaicin extract, pepper or anything related to capsaicin on the ingredients list either

#

Milk

#

And whey

#

The packaging I have doesnt mention cheddar at all

#

Why would flaming hot cheetos have cheddar cheese anyways

#

Isnt it just chili powder on a corn puff

#

"Chilli powder" because it doesn't have anything chili related on the packaging either

lofty lark
#

the "puffs" are baked

errant raven
#

Regular cheetos taste like shit

#

So salty

lofty lark
#

They aren't much better fresh fwiw

#

I don't know what they use specifically for the "hot" part of flamin hot. Thankfully where I worked we didn't produce those. Allegedly the smell/air by the processing lines was horrendous to breathe.

errant raven
#

The ingredients list on the bag does not look like the ingredients list on the website

lofty lark
#

That's Frito-Lay quality for ya

errant raven
#

Even website doesnt specify what the pepper stuff is

lofty lark
#

My guess is the onion powder, garlic powder, and the following 3 things: Sodium Diacetate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate since they aren't ingredients for regular cheetos

errant raven
#

Nah Google says those 3 things are just msg replacements

lofty lark
#

they have msg tho

errant raven
#

Onion and garlic powder isnt spicy

lofty lark
#

garlic absolutely can be spicy in high quantity

errant raven
#

Tbf neither are the flaming hot chips themselves

rare mauve
# broken sigil

I wonder if it is doing fake blur/bokeh? Only real non solvable problem by now with phone cameras... The sensors are small, can't make bokeh

#

it looks quite good, either real or very convincing

broken sigil
# rare mauve I wonder if it is doing fake blur/bokeh? Only real non solvable problem by now w...

This phone uses pretty large sensors (for a phone), main one is LYT-900 (1 inch), which is one of the largest you can get in a phone right now
I'm pretty sure only times it (significantly or at all) adds artificial bokeh is in portrait mode, which I haven't used besides just testing it

It does look pretty real, and can directly control the bokeh with the variable aperture (goes from f/1.63 to f/4.0) so it makes me believe it's either completely or mostly real
And I haven't seen that typical edge detection artifacts you usually see with artificial bokeh

rare mauve
#

neat

broken sigil
#

It really makes me wanna go out and just take pictures of random things ๐Ÿ˜†

rare mauve
#

i am/was a big photo junkie before i had kids. have a bunch of stuff. it's fun

broken sigil
#

I love photography but also don't like carrying around a chonky camera with me which is why I've stuck with mobile photography ๐Ÿ˜…

#

and this thing I feel like gets really close to a dedicated digital camera

rare mauve
#

i loved carrying the chonkers around. i got into large format for a little while, film. beautiful stuff

#

takes some level of brain damage to want to do this though

broken sigil
#

oh damn lol

broken sigil
# rare mauve

reminds me of this ๐Ÿ˜…
Watched it recently https://youtu.be/-4uzyhbDFas

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We built a unique large format movie camera with the massive Leica lens that is equivalent to an impossibl...

โ–ถ Play video
rare mauve
#

madlads

#

it's really really cool with bellows cams how you can tilt shift it every which way. angle the plane of focus, take a photo of a building that naturally looks | | instead of / \

broken sigil
#

yeah CB_nod

cursive crypt
#

I will never understand ppl who leave the default win app store icon on their taskbar.

#

oh, spring sale

shy veldt
#

Yall ever go through an application process, nail the 1st and 2nd rounds; just to inquire from the top dev exactly how they managed to fuck up a game so bad? Like, not at all taking any offer for anything, just to satisfy your answers as a player of the game?

#

I have, it's entertaining lol

errant raven
#

@broken sigil I owned terraria for like 8 years, bought it back when it was like between 2-5$. Only played 10 or so minutes of it. Lol

#

Same for like 3/4th the games I bought on steam

broken sigil
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lol

errant raven
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Dude its not funny

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It's the curse of buying games when they're 60-80% off

brittle holly
brittle holly
errant raven
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What the fuck happened to gamefly?

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Just remembered it thanks to google autocorrect trying to correct gamer

cursive crypt
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What fly?

errant raven
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Gamefly

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Netflix for video games

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Rent a game for as long as you like, return it, rent another

cursive crypt
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Ah, never heard of it. Aint that now monopoly, whatever-pass

errant raven
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They stopped advertising

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Website still exists

summer cedar
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Okay, I want Fallout TV series season 2.

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I hope they got renewed for it.

errant raven
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Did the full first season already come out

summer cedar
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Yeah. On Amazon Prime.

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It was pretty good, except for the directiorial cuts that I am not a fan of.

cursive crypt
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Cuts?

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If it is all out, I will consider it soon.

proud jay
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not like netflix at all

errant raven
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It's not a physical place you go to

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Its subscription website thing

proud jay
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a library has digital services too though

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but you say you only rent one at a time

errant raven
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Yeah

proud jay
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idk about you, but I never returned a movie to netflix

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it's all just there

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so it's like blockbuster

cursive crypt
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Need special licensing ๐Ÿค”

errant raven
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Well I would say redbox instead of netflix but idk if redbox was ever a thing in europe

cursive crypt
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Not for me.

proud jay
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it's like old netflix

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when they used to mail you dvds

unreal ether
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Or blockbuster

proud jay
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that's what I said

proud jay
unreal ether
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So you did

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I should probably scroll up sometimes

errant raven
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Blockbuster used to be fun

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Nothing like renting a fucked up disc because employees couldn't be fucked to check their conditions

proud jay
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idk

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I only rented like 2 discs in my life I think

soft night
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bootleg?

proud jay
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and loaned a few from the library

errant raven
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We rented movies every week for family night

summer cedar
# cursive crypt Cuts?

Not entire pieces of the episodes.
I was referring to the style of directing that I am not a fan of.

soft night
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some say you can loan ambulances to enjoy movies on your head with injector

errant raven
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Family hasn't rented a movie to watch together since twilight new moon, breaking dawn pt 1&2 came out

summer cedar
# cursive crypt wdym

The director covers multiple perspectives through different characters, telling a story from multiple points of view. It works great in novels, but it's difficult to pull off in movies without being either jarring or just poorly done. It was okay in the first episode of the series, but at least to me, it's annoying in the remaining episodes.

cursive crypt
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Hmm... ok. Gotta see it.

errant raven
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How many episodes are there

summer cedar
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8 in Season 1.