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remember there is more studios
Yeah, wish theyd fix the bugs in games they released
All those people
Do you know what it's like to play a game about stealth, when the controls can fuck you over very easily
Hello
sup
Skull and Bones is probably gonna flop. It only still exists because of pre-existing agreements with the Singapore government
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Star Truckers
We really shouldn't drive our trucks with holes, in space.
Not bad.
This one’s for you @summer cedar
Nice! ❤️ Did you add seasme seeds, garlic, masala, and other interesting condiments?
any hotdog breads youhave made?
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why to make standard bread when you also can do more
the industry is evolving baybeee
arrrr more GAAS games!!!
that is what everyone wants!!!
what the fuck are singleplayer games?!?
why walk to places if you can do backflips instead
Nice firebrick
|| it actually looks good 😆 ||
is that sosige???
in the pizza frame?!
yeah
Tho I can't unsee it 😂

blue man you hear the DLC of alan wake2 the nightly springs
I'm patiently waiting for the dlcs to come out 😅
Outcast - A New Beginning
The keybinds are a bit weird and you don't really have a targetting system as far as I can tell. The scanner is okay. It plays a bit like the old Mass Effect.
This game reminds me of Anthem. It looks okay, but everything feels... monotonous. Maybe it's just the demo, maybe it's because they've divided the combat, exploration, and another feature into three separate, distinct scenarios for the demo. Regardless, it feels a bit bland.
ok
They only call games "Live services" when the game doesn't really have any cool features that speak for themself or are able to stand on their own.
For example, Microsoft Flight Simulator, which streams high quality scenery from the cloud, is literally, objectively the most "Live Service" game that there is. But they never described it as a "Live service" game, not once, anywhere. It's because they didn't need to. People could look at the cool scenery and that spoke for itself.
I am getting tired of these always-online, GaaS games with "micro"-transactions
what happened to pay once and enjoy forever?
yeah, they are total scams. Shouldn't be played.
exactly
There are not always online non GaaS games with macro transaction!
Stellaris 😄
isn't that just great!
A game with "micro" transactions but isn't pay to win, means that they literally put time and effort into making the experience some amount worse unless you are spending more money, and that is simply not in line with my requirements for games.
Sorry, I am moving forward with games that better suite my needs at this time.
People also don't realize how rigged these games are.
Halo Infinite is one of these, though it's F2P, but the prices in their store are insane
yeah, Halo died years ago.
You'll take your 50 dlcs and you'll like it
like they genuinely think that people will pay $20+ for a suit of armor
worst part is
they're usually right
I still play it every day lol
the game has 100s of maps but like 15 weapons max
I don't know why it is the way it is
The most popular trick is just for games to put you into games with really low skill players right after you make a "cosmetic" purchase, so you start kicking ass right after making a cosmetic purchase, which of course feels good and you will probably associate it with the purchase.
But if you go and check weapon time to kill in a private game, or otherwise, it will of course check out, not pay to win.
This effect is "worn off" quickly though of course.
Do you have any sources you can link?
That sounds like it's done but I'd like to confirm
No, but I will say that it's a common trick, many games are doing it, and i've seen it done first hand.
it's such low hanging fruit
They have people who's entire jobs is to make the experience worse for non-payers. These roles will be called "Monetization Designer" or something like this
siiiiigh
I miss the pay once and enjoy forever styled games
I mean yes, there are a lot of these that exist
but
still
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/company/careers/search/743999934668018-game-economy-designer
found one. Whoever gets this job will basically be working to make sure that you can't have too much fun unless you are paying extra.
what about masochists?
I mean I won't kink shame.
I think that's more like the economy in-game
and not monetization
ah nvm
typical misnaming
Recommend rewards and monetization game features to create an economic system to fulfill player needs.
Translation: Make it so annoying until the player feels like they need to spend money in order to fufill their needs of having fun.
Contribute to game features/systems design that compel and re-engage players.
Translation: Try to make it addicting and frustrating, "Maybe next time!"
"one more box...."
Sheesh, that job posting looks disgusting.
All of these roles are cancerous predators to the gaming industry.
Unappealing.
People who apply for these should be ashamed of themselves. They're ruining everything.
I can't believe that fucking Valve and Bethesda were the ones who popularized this shit.
It was always going to be someone. Right now I'm basically just waiting for GTA VI, playing niche simulator games and hoping that the "AAA" industry continues crashing and burning.
It needs a good 1980s style crash. Except indie developers and small businesses have access to good tools, so games will still be made, unlike the 80s when it basically just stopped because people weren't making console games anymore.
I'm sticking with singleplayer games, Halo Infinite and Battlefield 2042 for as long as I can lmao
Also hoping that Starfield goes on a redemption arc
I think bethesda is basically just done making good games.
something has to be deeply, fundamentally wrong for them to say that starfield was a next generation experience.
something that doesn't just go away with the next game.
haven't played it though, not really my genera.
People need to start playing hardball with game ratings, We need to rate games, not just based on how long we ended up playing, or how much we liked what was there, but how close it is to what the developers promised.
For example when cyberpunk launched, the main storyline was great, but so much of the "living breathing city" was just not there, and I was more than 2 hours in before I realized that I had been scammed with a product of lesser quality than advertised (Also known as a "bait and switch" scam)
So even though I loved the main story line, Their max rating they could get from me was 3/10 that was the ceiling for them. After the bugs, that brought it down to 2.5/10
Thats playing hardball.
oh, and I collected on the debt they owed me from the original bait and switch scam. I got my full 60$ of game in the end when they released their DLC.
If they fuck up TESVI, they've fucked up beyond repair (I don't really care about TES) but I know a lot of people do
The DLC was cool.
so I'm hoping that for their sake, BGS steps up
I genuinely cannot believe that THIS is Todd Howard's dream game
The feeling he got walking around the studio basically larping about making great games was his actual dream. Basically just mental opium.
I dunno, the man was behind a lot of revolutionary games I'm told
yeah but somehow, someway he got disconnected from reality and we ended up with starfield. I think he was basically just walking around, stuck in the past, reliving glory days rather than actually innovating
I got both the base game and the DLC at 50% off separately
maybe
I paid for the base game. Thats it.
The DLC was me collecting on debt from being scammed.
thats also playing hardball.
Fallout 4 is a very special game to me, I was expecting SF to be similar to that
but then after 60 hours, I couldn't find anything to do
like the game ran out of content
I searched and searched but couldn't find anything
Yeah, I have some fallout 4 saves in cloud storage that would be entering the 3rd grade if it was a person lol.
I don't have high hopes for another one like that though. Putting all of that actual effort in to just sell it once and not nickel and dime people to death with "micro"transactions and paid mods. Isn't how they do things anymore.
I pre-ordered Starfield so I guess I'll be playing it one more time when the DLC hits
after that
idek
I mean SF doesn't have any microtransactions lol
😭
yeah fair enough
Skyrim has microtransactions?
It's always funny when I see people talking about mods needing "mod support"
like bruh. We are talking about mods. It doesn't need to be supported. You make it supported. It's a modification
oh yeah, the Microsoft Points were so far ahead of their time in terms of being anti-consumer.
mods needing... mods?
the idea that you can't / aren't allowed to mod a game unless the developers intended for mods to be "supported"
ahhh
I love it when games are mod-friendly
it lets me override some of the stupid as fuck decisions their game designers made
I hate inventory management
I want to carry everything
let me carry everything
what's YOUR problem?
Yeah, I just frequently get a "you can't do that!" vibe from people when talking about modding games that don't have "mod support"
I grabbed Skyrim when it was really, really cheap hoping that some day I'll be interested to try it out
Like some people got pretty upset when I said that I wanted to make a mod to fix the lack of blood and gore in halo infinite.
oh yeah, wasn't talking about here, just in general
it's a multiplayer game lol
of course modding won't be allowed
it would have been a single player mod.
I know why people actually got upset, it's because I said I was "fixing" the lack of blood, and that secretly made them go into angrywojack mode
as I intended 
But I do genuinely consider it broken
you have the ability to make mods for Halo Infinite?
you sure do.
If I want to I can. I didn't end up pursuing that project because I don't want to support infinite yet.
Ill probably start on this mod once they are working on the next halo game lol.
they said that they started working on other projects already
so
ill take a look and see how much steam it's gaining
I never really thought gore was something Halo missed
the point is to start doing cool things with infinite, once they are trying to move on. Hopefully pulling players away from their new project, rubbing salt in the wound.
checks out
well not really "gore" just like proper blood on the ground when you kill a grunt
they have like green shit leaking IIRC
if they make a Doom game without gore, I'll be... confused
oh and they also added disgusting Flood themed cosmetics
"gore?"
In infinite you get one tiny little blood decal in the air, and then nothing.
riight I see your point
the reason is so they could sell it in china.
china really doesn't like blood like this in games.
China has restrictions on gore?
and ain for a T rating in general.
yeah, a bunch. In previous halo games that were sold in china, dead bodies of enemies actually just shrank into nothing shortly after death.
but tbh i haven't played a lot of the older halos
I didn't know that lol
I thought their censorship was of a different kind
They care about a bunch of different "topics and themes"
Like if Halo was a story about standing up to authority, it would just have never been sold legally in china to begin with.
it flies because it's about killing aliens
yeah, censorship is bad and leads to undesirable things like the collapse of democracies, the rise of authoritarianism and other stuff like that.
https://www.amazon.com/Yes-Can-Say-That-Cant/dp/0062953753
This is a great book (not available in china)
Judy Gold is a badass.
well fully upgraded the car as much as you can, mark this as done

idk what they used for the car or if they used any marketplace plugin but the car bounces time to time
I didn't know you can create new tools
so came back to redo the level and scrap all the cars
managed to upgrade all the car doors lol and unlock the tech tree as you extract with more sphere you get more points
I think so far this Steam Next is the most trolled event ever
Some days ago they overlapped it with the Lunar Year Sales
now with the Rockstar Sales
everthing in the same week
and there was another event too overlapping it
whats with the:
hey people yadayada problem thing
[[intentional empty line]]
About
three or four
sentences here
Explaining the problem
[[intentional empty line]]
Can someone help me-ish line here.
kind of posts everyhere.
no not like that
like that
I think so too
@broken sigil says no though
but if you keep an eye out, more and more posts are set up the exact same way.
yeaaa
andn ow that I mentioned it, you cannot unsee it
glinny
but she just hi's XD
that's just next level AI, if it doesn't know the answer it generates a question for this chat, when someone answers it, it will take that data into it's set
it's the sammich lady
Let's not forget the classic "Hey can anyone help me, I have an issue"
*refuses to elaborate further*
thats just annoying
but doesnt feel like it could potentially be a chatgpt generated question
ooh and then there's the ones that do
[problem outlined]
[optional screenshot]
[backstory]
Can anyone help me with my issue
That is almost definitely AI
the one you sent, i mean
not the annoying people
ah yea
hi
hehe, haaaaaiiii
here are my thoughts I posted in the mod channel 😅
I think it's human
AI generally will avoid saying "Using this tutorial"
It will more often than not say
"I am using this tutorial" or something similar
Also the next word after "..." Is not uppercase
With something like chatgpt it would be uppercase
There is a double space "spawn location and"
The first one might be a mix of both, the first sentence is human written but the bullet points look fishy
another whitespace for no reason, chatgpt won't do that
so that one is 100% human, the other one is a mix possibly
AI generated text generally looks way too grammatically correct, more than human written would be in a casual setting
unless they all suddenly learn at school how to write questions
actually read a bit about how they are avoiding correctness like that to make it look more real
you can tell a LLM to act stupid tho (haven't tried to tell it to make spelling mistakes tho)
partially so it becomes easier to push it trough legislation. "make it look dumber for the law people"
there are some tricks yes but some things are close to impossible to get it to generate (also because of how the tokenization works)
"Its function is not to provide answers or do research. Its function is to render content that has the general characteristics of a human-generated artifact, such that it can pass for one to an untrained eye."
lol yeah, people are absolutely kidding themselves if they think AI is going to be effectively regulated in any sense.
We literally have boomers writing laws where using email is a big ask of them. Corporations will have absolutely no trouble lying, obfuscating and hiding their use of AI to get around whatever silly laws are made.
tbh, It's a "if you can't beat them, join them" situation IMO.
unless you just want to get dominated.
the concept of "laundering data" is already thing and is being actively used.
taking copyrighted stuff and passing it through so much AI stuff that it's impossible for anyone to prove "wrongdoing"
Wood update
lol
this was wood prequel
what chatGPT looks like trying to act human lmao
Hey peeps, need some help with UE5 here. So, like, I'm tryna make particles bounce around when they spawn, ya know? Any pros out there who can drop some knowledge on me? Like, what settings or blueprints do I gotta mess with to get those particles bouncin' like a boss? Appreciate the help, fam!
I'm getting access to some hardware soon to mess with Mixtral 52B 56B 
yeah I meant 56B
I need it unquantized or at worst Q8 which puts it right above 4090 range
Epic had an EULA made for devs using UE for final distribution ? someone remeber the link ?
you just need to look for the percentage you will have to give epic hehe
then youll find the eula very sure hahahah
oh yeah there is also miqu-1-70b, it's a leaked model that was reaching GPT4 level performance
also from mistral

?
Maybe If you put more aaaa's people will pay more
As a parody of a cliché it's pretty good either way
I don't disagree 😄 I'm all for making fun of things
I wonder what a Canadian version would be like, eh?
Hmm. Disappoint. Much.
What do you object to about that? It's what I would do. i.e. try to provide as much information and detail as I can
What's the alternative that you prefer?
thats basically the mild version of what it did when I asked it to talk like a zoomer the other day
Clippy: I see you're trying to write C++ code! Would you like me set the syntax highlighting and auto formatting to Python mode?
The bolded text to draw attention to the issue and push other issues out of the chat
Note I'm specifically referring to
the use of header formatting
Oh! Yeah, that would be annoying
I also find it kind of funny that there's the big concern that AI can cause the end of the world. But the most common complaints I've seen people say with it is that they can't gaslight it hard enough. and other banal shit
trying to get it to come unglued, etc
thats idiocracy level stuff
who tagged me
who done it
come forward.
no that guy tagged me an hour ago
someone tagged me just now
I've been yapping about people harrasing AI for the past few minutes and I didn't see anyone tag you
AI is a serious threat tho
mostly to the international job market
We will loose ALOT job positions in these next years to stupidity
when people realize how dangerous and shitty AI is... it will be too late
entire branches will go under
Yeah, mostly agree, but then again, just about everything is. Think about all of the mainframe computer operator jobs that were lost because desktop computers took off. Why don't people get up in arms about them?
you continue to use your computer
Its different when it is about culture.
I don't think we will loose that many jobs, its pretty clear that it's not as magical as people first thought
people have been saying "this time it's different, for real this time, for really for real" since the beginning of time.
We need to shout down anyone who wants to democratize art
I'll support it if we can shoot them down with an AI powered, 6th generation air dominance platform
oh you said shout

i am out of here, dont tag me again.
I didn't see anyone tag you, I hope you solve the mystery though
"It's a crazy game...until it's not"
AI powered, sensor fused, distributed and networked sattelite / space warfare baby!
F35, NGAD, B-21
got the whole crew.
#OwnTheNight
so, enough time has passed now for me to talk about why i decided to leave Blizzard. a mixed year with great teammates, but a management that mistreated, lied to me, gaslit me, gave me a fake promotion, and HR that refused to help.
buckle up friendos. 💪
ponkkis is alive 😮 !!!
I PROVED IT!!!
yes
cause i vanished you from the palworld 😮
you were penguin 😄
so i came here to collect you again o.o
What did you say
what generation u from ????
the one that cringes at words like skibidi
i have peaked mount stupid and just encountered soft references
time to rework my entire project to optimise for memory
im terrified at the thought of how many things ill have to rewrite.......
Does your profiling show you need it tho?
yes.........a single 50 block starship is already 100 mb......
if i cant get it to load atleast a thousand blocks without blowing up the pc what am i even doing
huh, doki doki - free on epic
I kinda wanna try it but that art style is really not for me
ik it's something else underneath it all but still
if you figure out how to do your optimization shit pls help me with mine
ive already found a lot of info, if you want i can dm them
okay please do
@chrome gull you wanna share what we just saw? 😂
I was just gonna do it
kek
I have THOUSANDS of these actors
it's a goddamn miracle that the game even runs
i was gonna say the same thing lol
get cracking then
I am actually in the middle of writing right now
once that's done
I'll hop back into the engine
Coding is the purpose of life, clearly 😀
that doesn't look like an actual language to me
There’s something wrong with that code lol
tacobell is so good..
ok so if you run that once you just have a cup of coffee, but never drink it
seems like a waste
assuming a new coffee starts out empty
in which case it's more a mug
so maybe you just drink it and the refill never happens
either way
redundant code, PR rejected
Actually if you run that all you have is coffee, I dont see any cup declared
I dont recommend drinking and coding
gah why.... I have an nvme that doesnt want to stay mounted in the slot properly, keeps working itself loose
monsy if the cup is deglared on coffee
you wouldnt do that though because the cup could also hold tea
also, I dont enjoy order of operation trick questions. I still see them everywhere with people acting all pro, its like woohoo what if someone overloaded an operator then youre screwed noob 😛
lmao, random dude DMing me
So poor, cant afford the tutorial 😹
he literally joined this server today 30 min ago and all he said was "hello"
idk if I need to report this as scam
why do they always pick you
maybe a mod should judge, is this a scam or just a dumbass? @broken sigil
I'm tempted to DM them with an offer for my $20 tutorial that can help them with that
tutorial of bread all features
and a tutorial that teaches every single feature of unreal at that
someone's doing stealing indeed
with 9,99$ a month right
A can't wait for the section on how to make a branchless clamp
randoms send me friend requests
so eventually no more brr
Just like the brr of blueprints turning your CPU into a GameCube CPU 😔
So. You all have a few questions! 😅
We have some answers ➡️ https://unknownworlds.com/subnautica/an-update-about-the-next-subnautica/
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Dm me their id
You can't figure it out from the blur attempt!
Shame on your detective skills
However will you get your own TV show like this
Ah yes, my bad, my sheyhrh reading skills are rusty
hasn't unlocked the "enhance" skill yet
Me reminding myself why I'm learning animation
you remind yourself that you have no memory of animation and that motivates you to learn animation?
i dont .
under stand.
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1 month ago i released a mobile game ive been working on for 2 years. Pixel Tribe is a game inspired by Forager and Clash of Clans where you build ...
is this true guys ??
tldr?
yeah, that. Then I can get my tldr to the answer
their situation has 0 relevance to your situation even if you were to ever release a game
😮
there's indie games that make 20 million, there's indie games that make 0 dollars
me make 0 dollars 😦
is it possible he made 20k of his game in a month, yes. Does that mean you will make 20k in a month of your game, no
thanks for the real review 😦
iam go cry now
the kicker is that the game that made 20 million wasnt actually a better game (objectively), but that dev knew how to market it better or lucked out and it went viral
with a game in 1 month?
yes
wtf
prolly makin more money from ads on the YT vid
lets say for indie
most games are failures
For your first few games, realistically as an indie, you're lucky if you make over $20 in lifetime sales
that's why a lot of people do it in their free time
Even more so as a mobile dev, because you don't have the power of companies like Voodoo, that can pump out 50 games in the time it took you to make your one, and advertise them all to hell
you just need fake gameplay videos to succeed
😦
never show people the real game, especially after the first mtx tutorial
that's like fudged
there's a reason people say don't do gamedev for the money
it's cause there is no money
i have no money 😦
I have heaps thats why you should all play Raid Shadow Legends... just kidding!
well i will not be like Phil fish
i cant even be like him
but his personality is too bad
better to phil fish than smell fish
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Hey Everyone, Marino here from Nunchified Ente...
Who wants to be successful anyways, that means fame and who wants that
i just want to make you guys smile
$100 mil and I will smile.
I'll settle for a $50 mil smile
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Rated Mature
why people complaining about the looks of her
People always complain
😦
Im not sure those pants are very practical tbh
One complains of why they complain, the other - complains that the rest complains.
so that menas you dont like it
i heard mons are more tecnical calamaris with most australian accent
Not everyone will be willing to show their legs. Naked, eww.
feel like those strings are holding in the biggest fart
are you watching it now ?
I'm selling bags of farts now. All flavours.
better be a random chance of flavours
👀
rainbow unicorn being the rarest
If there isn't Cherry, I don't want them
I read that as "Money".....
Cherry is the best flavour of anything ever, no contest
It's too early/too late and idk what I even read
Except maybe slight contest with peach
Somehow read that as "In terms of money, we have no money" or something like that
it means you want money
Only enough to hire musicians
are you a muscian??
No
AHAHAHAHA
That's where I draw the line, really
"I'll learn and do everything myself, except the music"
too bad if your game is guitar hero
🥺
Too busy learning everything else and music is just too 'different'
Im still trying to work out what this Stellar Blade game is about
killing tentacle monsters
infested robots
saving the planet for the humanity
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heres more game play footrage
footage
Looks like "We liked Nier: Automata"
aren't you?
thanks for pointing me out
AIKODE is my favorite of the upcoming "We Liked Nier" genre
Mr Genius
Sparkles, thats just what I needed from a fighting game
I wonder what @summer cedar is playing today
i just watched the trailer
I played Total War: Three Kingdoms until 3 a.m. last night, wantonly murdering everything as Lu Bu.
does Quakka like Quake?
Reclaim the Earth for all sparkle kind
i watched some Skull and bones yesterday and hell divers 2
is it any good?
I like Supreme Commander
apparenly skull and bones is shit
mum said we got Sea of Thieves at home
skull and bones is good
I mean, have you played it?
Isn't there like an open beta or something out for it?
palworld ?
As Lu Bu, yes. His entire archetype is one-man army. He can murder everything, execute everyone, and spit on any empire trying to make peace with you. I even captured the young Emperor of China, killed his regent, and made myself his Prime Minister.
The game's slightly old and has its jankiness. If you like TW: Warhammer and other strategy games, you'll like this one. Just find a meta build and go nuts.
game what have dolphins in it is good
the skull and bones open beta till feb 11 and game release feb 16
That's to make sure they're more motivated to protect the ship
maybe you can buy a microtransaction to swim for a minute
ubisoft had special effect charity stream playing tournament style with teams of skull and bones
of course after paying 80 dollars for a quadruple A game like this
Ubisoft needed to milk those Assassins Creed: Black Flag assets some more
it is quite literally a black flag expansion gotten out of hand
i heard monscalamari appear there as sea monster
reclaim the rum for you
looks like a cool game tbh
would u buy it ?
i will
good eren
sparkle sisters

A man living in Sweden made Goulash and ate the bear that attacked him and ate his cheek.
wtf is wrong with Swedish people
?????????
at least goulash is a nice meal
I'd have to see some unique features for Skulls & Bones & Fish & Ribs to be worth $70.
Same reason I didn't buy Diablo 4.
this was clipped from yesterday tournament of skull and bones https://clips.twitch.tv/CallousSpoopySrirachaRedCoat-CazngZ479EN-O2BK to show some gameplay
I humbly apologise and will revert to simply telling that housewife, "No."
looks like a mobile UI tbh
You know, the only console I ever owned was the Sega Megadrive and there was this one game I played on it, a JRPG about soccer with two brothers as protagonists. It was fun.
how dare you?
its an AAAA game
which means makes you scream
Wrong. It's AAAAA game.
How DARE you forget the fifth A?
Pirate ships run on batteries now
GASP
Not nuclear engines?
trouble with streamers is theyre gonna make the game look like fun cuz no one wants to watch some depressed gamer rage at a turd
positive vibes only fam
windus asking alon might cost you money like 500k
I'll ask AI to generate the money.
AI-lon
anyone want to join my company as Head of Monetization?
6 billion... in game currency
not including performance bonuses
ok but you explicitly only outlaw discord
I can still hire you via github issues
checkmate
That's no fun!
Fine. I'll send you a letter.
Yes, using paper. And ink, in a pen.
I wonder how many people remember what an inbox and outbox physically looked like. 😄
why does windows still use manila folders
But, that's a post box.
Inbox and outbox are physically trays that sit on your desk, labelled IN and OUT.
The ancient humans, called employees, would put papers in the IN box and the boss would sign them and put them in the OUT box.
This was in the Age of Offices.
😿
I think a lot of workplaces still use them though?
We shalt not speak of the ancients.
especially workplaces that work with physical goods
With such broad and important spheres of society under its jurisdiction, you’d be correct in assuming that Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry has a lot of information it needs to organize and maintain. So it’s reassuring to know that a recent revision to the ministry’s protocols is going to undeniably…
Oh yes; they most certainly do.
Along with other ancient instruments of horror.
i know, i just couldnt find a gif of that lol
sorry, my inner intern wasnt channeled properly. It shall refill other people's coffees and update the company instagram for 3 weeks straight as punishment
hi
no
How can you save anything without a floppy disk
lawdy's book is just gonna be the word "hi" over and over again for 500 pages
This proves you are too civilised. We don't refill coffees in India. We send people out in 45C to buy coffee shots from the kaapi-chai walla. 😄
cant stand tea 😂
The tea, or the three spoons of sugar rotting at the bottom of it?
But, it'll be, "Hi," in different languages. 🤔
yes
btw @summer cedar i hope you know that you have been recruited to absolutely eviscerate my game playtests. Your co worker is Dieter. Give em (me) hell
So long as you pay in digital rupee, I'm game.
ill pay you 2 full and 1 malformed peanuts and youll be happy with that
I purchased a packet of walnuts. They look malformed enough, thank you.
You can pay me 3 samosas, the premium kind, air fryed.
I wonder if they like samosas over there.
God knows it'd be great with tea in that cold weather.
funny. assuming they have the stamina left to "like"
the gulag wont gulag itself you know
Ah, I googled it. They do.
It's called a Piroshki. Their version of a samosa.
that samosa doesnt look right
@summer cedar wtf, batarang samosas, why isnt this a thing yet?
Just realised today is Friday
Best commercial ever
We need Mark to make Zoom great again.
Walberg /s
Total War: Three Kingdoms
COME! LU BU DEMANDS A DUEL!
Let us settle our scores amicably, with the death of Lu Bu's opponent!
One-man army gameplay. Basically, Lu Bu was the crazy Chinese dude on meth and steroids. He fought and murdered everybody solo. 😄
Matchless valour!
Literally matchless. No one was crazy enough to charge solo into an army's ranks like this dude.
Probably inside the emperor whom he speared through the back.
did you turn off AA or something?
Yes, but I am from the ancient times of inboxes. My eyes care not for elan and sophistry.
Also, in the midst of battle, you can't really see any jagged edges clearly.
Look, we tried to negotiate peacefully with pointy spears, m'kay?!!!
with some encouragement from pointy sticks
permanently. it's a minor inconvenience.
@brittle holly managed to get a 50 block ship from 100mb+ memory footprint to 5mb!!!
A famous singer claiming that King Kong were made in photoshop using AI

the world is kinda broken at this point
How? Lots of culling?
soft references, interfaces and a shitton of youtube videos
How did interfaces help?
by not hard referencing stuff i dont need loaded into memory at all times
@summer cedar #lounge message
So certain blocks don't load unless they are required?
not quite, the blocks were referencing a lot of things ranging from the player character mesh, lots of textures that werent needed all the time,material instances (lots of them) and every single block in my game. it was even referencing a bunch of mega scans for some reason
hi
no
and since they were hard references, all of those were being loaded into memory, for each block from what i understood
This was because the player mesh was loaded inside the ship?
no, the player mesh was being referenced because the player controller was referenced by each block. and the controller had the player mesh
i have jumped off mount stupid and into the valley of finding more info
Ok. Probably final stupid question. Why was each block, not controlled or modded by the player, referencing the player controller?
because each block was also used to get some information that only the controller held and i stupidly baked the controller reference in the master bp of the blocks
yikes.
i havent reached that level of proficiency with ue cpp yet. funny thing is i just closed your coro github because i felt i wasnt ready for it yet
So everytime a block was added, the new block also referenced the controller. Lovely.
way more than that
oh if you want to see an absurd version of the problem, my dear fren @chrome gull will oblige :)))
ah yes expose my intellect to the public
^ makes sense.
(clueless)
baby steps, ill get there
And in other software, too. I remember doing stuff like this, but I can't quite put my finger on where exactly at the moment.
Somethings never change. Workaround - jugaad - is a staple creature.
the funny thing is i went down this rabbit hole because my ship design wasnt being saved properly
Because of the many references, or some other problem, like a missing engine?
Lu Bu is par excellence in courage, or just stupid; they might be one and the same thing.
Charge 1,000 troops to their face and have your horse kick them in the chest! TO BATTLE!
My lord
I'm too op in ac valhalla
I'm only power 150 too. Taking out bosses with power of 250-340.
I'm on the default difficulty
I have enemy health boosted by 50% and still kill them relatively quick
Only thing I can do is decrease my damage output, increase how much damage i take, and increase overall games difficulty
What game is this
Why are they carrying lanterns on a long ass pole
It's night. They can't see more than five feet in front of them.
Easier than holding your arm over your head for an entire battle and gives better illumination
Hip lanterns get mostly blocked by your body lol
And the gentlemen in front of you.
Why fight at night then
My choice, not theirs.
Lu Bu is a one-man army. He doesn't care about climate and light.
That's like 20 soldiers dedicated to holding lights
Not enough lanterns on big ass poles to light the way?
I think it was more about my horse charging through them and trampling them all to death.
They can't. It's Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Heroes and their horses are heroic.
Body sweat is armour.
Teeth can chew metal. etc. etc.
Oh I thought that was your army
No. I am the one guy at the bottom right.
I am playing Lu Bu, one man wrecking machine.
https://i0.wp.com/images.wikia.com/dynastywarriors/images/a/a0/Lu_bu.jpg
This guy alone got me addicted to Total War games.
Alara is so hot
Prior to that I had played TW: Rome, but never got hooked to any one character.
That's a nice polearm
Emperors should really watch out for their backs
Wouldn't have helped really. This guy was the Mike Tyson of that era, on crystal meth, and a bucket load of steroids.
Universal Soldier would be the better comparison.
So a demi god
Yep.
I don't recall the details at the moment, but it took deviousness and the efforts of several heroes to finally stop him.
Good for him
Even then, they suffered a lot till they finally got the guy.
Yeah, he becomes super duper fast towards the end and almost kills everyone before the cool Hashira shows up.
Even then, it was a very close thing before they took him down.
Is that a manga only thing
Cus tengen was already there
Tengen was the reason Daki made him come out
He cut her head off so seamlessly and she started crying
Yeah he doesnt transform
Gyutaro was pretty cool. I loved his speed; the poison not so much.
He just gets pissed off after the kunai laced with wisteria poison
His blood art was well animated, too.
Daki and him were upper rank 6, and that strong
The two upper ranks in swordsmith arc were upper rank 5 and 4. They were much weaker than daki and her brother
Far weaker
Swordsmith arc was kinda underwhelming in that aspect
Daki is hot tho
This game is weird; it shows its age.
I am trying to form a trade agreement and the game tells me I need to have a border with the other kingdom, which I ALREADY DO.
Very nice
I'm at the episode of the orville where bortus is addicted to moclan corn stuff
Perhaps that is just 1 of several things needed to have a trade agreement
🤷 Not according to the tooltip.
It has a ton of bugs that were never fixed.
Creative Assembly and Feral Interactive did.
Ubi might have been worse.
True
Why spend time fixing bugs when you can spend that time making the same game with another title
@summer cedar is she pretty. Be honest
hi
no
Hubba hubba
If you are into aliens. 😄
Why do we have to be the only known planet with life so far
What
So her
But she is lizardy
So
Lizards have five appendages on their legs
you are all so god damned lost
like toes?
5 seems to be the magic number in evolution
You can't get more lizardy and 'manly' than a Komodo Dragon.
Such a pretty lizard
Best security ever.
i show you robot ai without chackles
glad i'm lost
that is ok
i find all genders attractive
🙂
All.
Is both a foreign word or something
however you see 😄
both can be all if you see the world like that
i am open :3
unfortunate that it's a one way street
surprise me
HAHAHAHA
it doesnt need revival
That's a species not a gender 😠
we are just talking about erotic alien species
and if you cant handle that
you will go to your room.
Dont make mommy mad now
Since you mentioned gender, I googled this for some reason and found:
-- Komodos have a curious twist in their sex determination as well. Although we think of females being XX (that is, having two X chromosomes) and males as being XY, it's the other way around in these giant monitor lizards. Two identical sex chromosomes make a male Komodo, and two different ones make a female. --
Interesting.
That is interesting
wait till you find out that humans have 10 genders
Why is that the way it is for them
because chromosoms can pair up alot
What makes them so different
Wrong. It's 5922 genders.
Sigh None of you get it.
Female komodo dragons become software engineers and make the best salaries.
The men stay at home, cook, clean, and take care of the kids.
It's SO obvious.
Finally a society I'd fit into
Agreed.
I always wanted a woman stronger than me
Wouldnt mind the orc lady from that world of warcraft film
Yes
and this is why bg3 is SOOOOOOOOO successful and good
Indeed
the interspecies stuff is amazing
You're so soft ponk
why ponk
Wheres your human desire to explore the unknown
sounds racist, ngl.
Are you a racist ponk
Do you find orks dwarfs and elves revolting
Humans are mortal
theyre just mutants based of humans XD
Dwarves are mortal but live up to 12 times longer
This was the entire point of lord of the rings
the different races come together and fulfill their promise
I don't know who this tucker is but his meeting with Putin is spawning some hilarious shit: https://x.com/narrative_hole/status/1755952346113171540?s=20
he is a traitor for one
i think giving putin a platform like this is also bs
there somewone post that there was at least fire on loose at moscow and somene blamed tucker for it
I know absolute jackshit about politics and I don't think I'm qualified to talk about them
I just found it funny lol
That's it
They really said Putin opposes nuclear first strike
The guy who's been threatening it for the past 3ish years
New sexuality dropped!!!
thats not new.
that has been around for thousands of years
XD
wtf
I am out, bye.
The one in the black overshirt looks like a fuckin kid in middle school
this is not Zoom
Exactly.
so how is he gonna make Zoom great again?
By developing something that makes it obsolete.
that is quite the opposite of making Zoom great though
unless.. he then buys it.
this is flemish history https://youtu.be/MvGKxDlXgvQ
This 87 year old man parks his car into a very small garage. It's funny how he get's out of the car.
That's such a huge car for a country with tiny roads
Hot species
He kinda sounds like Joe Swanson tho
where can I find the downlod of the cancelled unreal tournament?
Searching in the store gives me zero results
what cancelled unreal tournament