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#lounge
deep copper
turbid spindleBOT
:question: what is the meaning of death?
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:question: should i ask kor for a hug
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:question: were you there at September 11, 2001 at 8:14 AM EDT
:8ball: It is decidedly so.
turbid spindleBOT
:question: will you be there for us at every occasion?
:8ball: My sources say no.
:question: will you hug @deep copper
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naive sigil
damn
naive sigil
:question: **will you be there for us at every occasion?**
:8ball: My sources sa...
bros already a good father
turbid spindleBOT
:question: make janisku7 hug me
:8ball: You may rely on it.
brisk salmon
Got a new headset - does anyone actually keep the listen to themselves enabled when talking?
fleet tangle
It's apparently quite a rare skill to be able to talk while listening to your own voice repeated back to you.
proud jay
is this on your phone?
brisk salmon
It's apparently quite a rare skill to be able to talk while listening to your o...
I immediately start slowing down when it happens
proud jay
guess it's loading in stuff?
mossy nexus
It's apparently quite a rare skill to be able to talk while listening to your o...
It is, especially depends on the delay
proud jay
I'm pretty good at ignoring people, so also at ignoring my own voice
it is a required skill when working with dumbasses
deep copper
what about when reading?
mossy nexus
what about when reading?
don't read out loud?
brisk salmon
it is a required skill when working with dumbasses
Yeah, I haven't managed to learn any skills for working with dumbasses except sarcasm. Which is a problem
deep copper
don't read out loud?
what about your inner voice !
deep copper
Yeah, I haven't managed to learn any skills for working with dumbasses except sa...
"will it get done today?"
"yeah ofcourse, in half an hour obviously"
fleet tangle
Reading out loud doesn't really count, there's no delay.
If there's a short delay, it's really hard and disconcerting.
deep copper
If there's a short delay, it's really hard and disconcerting.
and recorded voice already sounds weird
mossy nexus
what about your inner voice !
I don't have an inner voice.
deep copper
I don't have an inner voice.
hmmm
naive sigil
I just have some dumbass in my head that repeats all my thoughts in an audible tone
unborn lotus
cursive crypt
The others are with external monologue.
naive sigil
I like the quiet
sometimes the only times u can find peace are when your alone
the internal monologue ruins that
fleet tangle
You have to wonder, is it really an internal dialogue or are you just talking really quietly to yourself? Subvocalising.
cursive crypt
Can you talk with yourself by using subtitles? Preferably utf8 encoded.
fleet tangle
It was apparently a really big thing when someone started to be able to read without speaking the words.
Was he just speaking them very quietly?!
Isn't that called sleep?
I'm always thinking about something.
cursive crypt
nothing => nothing specific, actually
fleet tangle
It may be completely irreverent, but still.
cursive crypt
Incoherent blabbering, white noise.
soft night
cursive crypt
pearl elk
I love this modern internet, got to a tools site and in specifications it doesnt even tell you what size it is
yes please, exactly what I needed, random spanner size
lootcrates infecting the entire internets
pearl elk
or the other one I had, looking for fastners, oh it fits an R31 Skyline... yeah and what size is it grrr
fleet tangle
Not quite sure that's an appropriate image for that innuendo! ๐
proud jay
You have to wonder, is it really an internal dialogue or are you just talking re...
the vocal cords don't move so I would say internal
pearl elk
I bet she has some big nuts to go with that
pearl elk
fleet tangle
the vocal cords don't move so I would say internal
I kinda feel mine do? Idk. Just not air passes over them so you don't get noise.
proud jay
hmm, but I can have inner monologue while saying other things though
fleet tangle
hmm, but I can have inner monologue while saying other things though
Can't say I've ever done that.
broken sigil
A large portion of people also have aphantasia, inability to form mental images, imagine things in their head
primal summit
why are people getting huge wrenches
missing a decimal point or ordering inches instead of mm, but they exist for heavy machinery and industry
pearl elk
I cant even type proper imperial into windows calculator converter ๐ฆ
pearl elk
but I always wonder why its static data to begin with tbh
Auto industry uses imperial, even in China because they export alot to the US
12 1/16 x 6 1/4 x 2 1/2
mossy nexus
A large portion of people also have aphantasia, inability to form mental images,...
Ah, so that's what it's called. ๐ yeah I can't do that either.
broken sigil
Ok time to poke your brain now ๐
proud jay
is there anything going on in your brain at all?
pearl elk
I love my mind palace
mossy nexus
Lot's, just silent and hidden ๐
proud jay
but like what is that like
how do you experience thought
like can you hear music in your mind?
broken sigil
So like you can't for example visualize a table, rotate it around, see it from different angles in your head? That sounds super weird to me
Or if you are reading a book, how are you remembering and visualizing what's going on
When I used to ride a bus home from school I would have full on movies in my head and often miss the bus stop because I would wonder off lol
deep glen
A large portion of people also have aphantasia, inability to form mental images,...
me!
which is odd, because I dream stupid vividly
broken sigil
Ok it's more common than I thought it seems ๐
pearl elk
When I read alot of fiction I tend to forget Im reading and my mind just does it
mossy nexus
which is odd, because I dream stupid vividly
same, often with lucid dreaming too
proud jay
so you can't visualise anything?
proud jay
I mean when I think of something I don't "see" it, but I like experience the object, if that makes sense
hard to explain thought
hollow dawn
couch sock pile.... afterall... thought i posted to a 2h old topic, but seems to fit anyway
deep glen
thinking I do XD
just dont see it in front of me.
mossy nexus
@deep glen do you have an internal voice ? I lack one of those too
mossy nexus
Must be really weird having an internal monologue - I mean.. surely it gets annoying?
deep glen
yea, especially as someone with anxiety, I cant always trust the voice
proud jay
only when trying to sleep
pearl elk
You never talk to yourself in the mirror?
proud jay
other than that I pretty much have full control over it
hollow dawn
nah mate, you should try, you are your best convo partner, always listening, never complaining
fleet tangle
A large portion of people also have aphantasia, inability to form mental images,...
How is this even a thing?!
hollow dawn
they are spoiled and never had to imagine toys because they had none?
broken sigil
When I imagine things they can look pretty real if I concentrate on it hard enough
Often when I'm remembering old memories I try to put myself back in that situation and imagine it and I can see details I couldn't remember before, I think I talked about this before
Or in school for tests, I would try remember on what pages in the book the answers to questions were and I would try imagine that I'm reading it and it somehow almost always worked
deep glen
How is this even a thing?!
quite a few reports too of people who go see a psychiatrist because they think they are haunted, which end up being their inner monologue XD
mossy nexus
When I imagine things they can look pretty real if I concentrate on it hard enou...
memory palaces are like that, so I'm told.
carmine frigate
@broken sigil thats cool... so you can use unreal editor with ur eyes closed? ๐
broken sigil
No ๐
bleak remnant
Might wanna get that checked out then.
hollow dawn
if you dont still see unreal when you close your eyes, youre too casual with it, get more intense
pearl elk
<@261183265438695424> thats cool... so you can use unreal editor with ur eyes c...
I can but its not really UE just a simulation
Its how I test prototypes tbh
deep glen
ive had one dream where in the top left corner it said that it was using preview shadows
proud jay
When I imagine things they can look pretty real if I concentrate on it hard enou...
I had this too in school lol, I could imagine the textbook in my mind and that way know what was on the page
carmine frigate
i can visualize the thing i want to paint... and than i cant paint it
deep glen
omen of burnout XD
pearl elk
Painting is hard
hollow dawn
then use a sponge or soft brush ey
pearl elk
charcoal is nice and plyable
hollow dawn
its so filthy thou, leeewd
pearl elk
Im always amazed by people who can paint/draw wash
broken sigil
Always wondered how people with aphantasia do stuff since I rely on visualizing things in my head a lot, a fascinating topic to me
carmine frigate
they have a chicken tell them what too do
mossy nexus
Consider that your brain has all the info it needs to create the image. People with aphantasia still know what things look like, that info is still there.
just that actual picture is missing
pearl elk
but what if youre trying to do something non-representational?
hollow dawn
then they might eat, or not eat cheesecake while doing it?
mossy nexus
mmm cheesecake
pearl elk
but what if pizza is cheesecake
hollow dawn
maybe its also often a case of misunderstanding, i dont think people mean "we see an image when we see stuff" not like a photo anyway, or a painting
broken sigil
Its how I test prototypes tbh
When I'm programming something new I often tend to visualize the flow of the program in my head, even like test different code that I know the output of to see if it will work before going in and implementing it
And when I work on a system I have like a mental/flow map in my head, like imagining how different parts are interacting
Or ages ago when I was learning pointers I would imagine taking the address and going to that place in memory and it somehow helped a lot lol
broken sigil
I had this too in school lol, I could imagine the textbook in my mind and that w...
Oh yeah that's basically exactly what I did lol
pearl elk
I can actually run gameplay loops through my head, especially when I sleep I can play Doom and stuff like that lol. Just years and years of gaming, I dont do it for fun though
I can catch out bugs or things which might not work without even having to implement anything
hollow dawn
like i dont see a cube when i think of a cube, but my mind thinks of what defines it, what context i see it in, as a modelling dude i "feel" edgelines and corners and such usually, but depends on context, its never an image image thou, i see just fine through my eyes and no magic going on
carmine frigate
when i sculpt in blender i think of boobs and ass
hollow dawn
thats the spirit
carmine frigate
basically do that when i do anything
carmine frigate
i dont sculpt those
broken sigil
maybe its also often a case of misunderstanding, i dont think people mean "we se...
There are different levels of being able to visualize stuff, while some can vaguely imagine stuff for some the images can look very real
carmine frigate
usually i sculpt monsters so it balances out
hollow dawn
There are different levels of being able to visualize stuff, while some can vagu...
ye, but like commonly, sure there are actually people who have such abilities
hollow dawn
usually i sculpt monsters so it balances out
monsters have butts too :O
carmine frigate
not allways
hollow dawn
what, how do they sit on the loo?
carmine frigate
i never sculped a monsters butt
hollow dawn
youre weird
pearl elk
spiders have silk out their butts
lofty lark
Learning that some people just don't have an inner voice or mental images is interesting 
carmine frigate
some ppl have god talking too them... so thats a thing... mayB...
broken sigil
Learning that some people just don't have an inner voice or mental images is int...
I was like what?? When I first heard about aphantasia being a thing lol
lofty lark
I don't understand how you could like, do anything? Do they not have thoughts..? I fail to understand how you can not have those.
carmine frigate
im pretty sure the voice in my head aint god ๐
pearl elk
its the devil
hollow dawn
i wonder if its environmental influences, like too much manmade stuff reduces creativity, whist natural creations and shapes n colors enhance our ability to design stuff
pearl elk
theyre both perched on each shoulder whispering in your ear
fleet tangle
i wonder if its environmental influences, like too much manmade stuff reduces cr...
That's just bullshit right there.
hollow dawn
everything other humans made is kinda boring and only derived from natural diversity
pearl elk
beauty in chaos aye
broken sigil
I don't understand how you could like, do anything? Do they not have thoughts..?...
For people who have aphantasia I heard they often remember and describe things with text, like instead of visualizing it they remember its description
I think
Lol
pearl elk
ascii art
lofty lark
how do they remember peoples faces? Is there a noticeable correlation between those aiwht aphantasia and those with the ailment that prevents memorizing faces (Prosopagnosia)?
hollow dawn
For people who have aphantasia I heard they often remember and describe things w...
lol i knew an architect who never drew plans, he only wrote down stuff as text -.- im still in disbelief he managed to get any contractor to build somin
lofty lark
Daekesh too fast :<
pearl elk
I bet they are good with names, Im terrible with names
carmine frigate
i think im visualize colorblind... i just found out
hollow dawn
dont use lumen then, might be a bug
proud jay
ok but if you describe something with text, and don't have inner voice
how do you think of the text
lofty lark
^^^
hollow dawn
google copy paste
tho... how do you write a search term...
how do you envision what to search for
broken sigil
how do you think of the text
Well sounds like you are kinda screwed then lol
lofty lark
I find it hard to believe that people don't have an inner voice or whatever. But if there's studies proving it then 
fleet tangle
Daekesh too fast :<
That's what all the girls say. ๐ฆ
thin aspen
๐ฅ
fleet tangle
ok but if you describe something with text, and don't have inner voice
I think you might just be retarded at that point.
lofty lark
They can't catch him. He's just zoomin. He won't be held down.
hollow dawn
in the EU probably, otherwise probably not
lofty lark
I also don't understand prosopagnosia. I find it very interesting that they can't remember faces. Everything else just fine, but they cannot recognize faces at all.
proud jay
I think it's just a lack of being able to distinguish
lofty lark
It's thought to be caused by a specific part of the brain responsible for recognizing and remembering faces but, it has to recognize a face as a face in order to pass it to that part of the brain for processing, no?
proud jay
maybe it is broader than faces but they just don't notice
fleet tangle
I also don't understand prosopagnosia. I find it very interesting that they can'...
The human brain has a special thing designed to react to faces. If that's broken, you can't do it.
Yeah, like you said.
hollow dawn
might have diff reasons, like a kid growing up with wolves is more geared to the smell of his family than their human faces, and hence the kid might never form the connections needed to associate faces with people,
or it might develope without these connections straight up due to dunno what
lofty lark
to process it with that part of the brain
It has to be able to go "Hey this is a face!"
fleet tangle
It might be a disconnect between "recognise face" and "store face"
hollow dawn
how tf did i type 3 different ` thingies by typo accident
brain issue right there
dont watch french tv shows...
lofty lark
It might be a disconnect between "recognise face" and "store face"
I guess it would have to be something like that. Interesting the brain has it's own lil 'processor' for faces.
fleet tangle
Hardware face palming
lofty lark
Hardware face palming
If Manny was a real robot, I bet he'd facepalm a lot in reaction to people here
fleet tangle
I can think of a few people.
lofty lark
leave and come back
fleet tangle
Can't go wrong with some lettuce
soft night
cursive crypt
bleak remnant
Why
hollow dawn
is the clear coat shader bugged? it appears quite noisy in movie render, looks ok in game
doesnt happen with other mats
inland oriole
cursive crypt
inland oriole
cursive crypt
turbid spindleBOT
:question: Is Quinn scary?
:8ball: Yes โ definitely.
inland oriole
Gasp
cursive crypt
turbid spindleBOT
:question: you know how to configure samba?
:8ball: Outlook good.
:question: do you know how to dance samba?
:8ball: Don't count on it.
cursive crypt
bleak remnant
https://www.nohello.com/
๐
turbid spindleBOT
:question: are you sentinent?
:8ball: Outlook not so good.
:question: do you speak English
:8ball: Yes โ definitely.
turbid spindleBOT
:question: are you AI?
:8ball: Signs point to yes.
hollow dawn
so, whoever said im to look in the graphics channel to moan about lumen noise... i didnt find it... and neither do i know these people, are they even as smart as you? see...
anyway i fixed it...
turns out, the metal node on clear coat mats creates the noise... how fitting...
turn it to 0 and go specular 1, and bam, no noise, and no metal -.- gotta listen to plasticwave now...
cursive crypt
Ask on #ue5-general e.g.
hollow dawn
i remember yu, it was you who sent me to these subburbs to meet strangers
i never left lounge while my little green flower grew
proud jay
so, whoever said im to look in the graphics channel to moan about lumen noise......
you know there is a #lumen specific chat as well right
oh you did ask there
hollow dawn
real problems always get sorted in sophisticted lounges and foyers
cursive crypt
#lounge is one of the last bastions against the hordes of UE askers.
Invented my own word.
broken sigil
Damn looks nice
proud jay
๐ญ
broken sigil
Yeah it's white so it reflects a lot of light, looks super nice irl
deep glen
broken sigil
the bottom part of the keycap almost looks transparent since it reflects so much lol
proud jay
now imagine it with these
broken sigil
those look really nice
proud jay
they're these if you're interested https://rkgamingstore.com/products/pbt-pudding-keycaps-set-translucent-xda-profile
I'm not a fan of pudding keycaps personally
broken sigil
if I decide to mod it ever might look into those
deep glen
if you want a good convo about keyboards, talk to Jan/Kashaar, he has like 40 keyboards by now XD
broken sigil
the KB also has the functionality of a full sized one but it's really small
proud jay
I got the RK84 as base for my keyboard
yeah RK also has a 96% layout but it looks kinda wild with a part sticking out
proud jay
shipping fees can be friggin insane with some of these keyboard companies
I considered a keychron, but the shipping was like 30 bucks
fuck that
broken sigil
still getting used to home and end keys being in a different place and needing to use shift for them
yeah shipping was if I remember correctly about 40$ for me
proud jay
F
yeah lol my newest keyboard had home and end key swapped in layout
got so frustrated I just remapped them lol
luckily my keyboard has hardware remapping
broken sigil
it has media controls through the function key which is nice since it doesn't have a dedicated button for them but they still included it
carmine frigate
left hand mouse is more extreme than just left handed
proud jay
also not marked on my custom keycaps so hard to remember ๐
carmine frigate
lot of lefties use R hand mouse
proud jay
my manager also has left handed mouse
and he swapped the left click and right click binding
which is really funny when someone "requests control" on teams
cause then they left click, but it acts like a right click on his pc
broken sigil
left hand mouse is more extreme than just left handed
I have weird case where I game with my left hand, have better aim, but do regular stuff with my right hand lol
carmine frigate
i allready flat out refuse to give tech support to german keyboard pcs
broken sigil
I didn't swap around the left and right click tho
carmine frigate
wel fu anyways
broken sigil
tried and don't like it
carmine frigate
๐
i rather use a controller to controll blender than game with left mouse ๐
primal summit
invert the mouse axes and click with your palm
deep glen
i rather use a controller to controll blender than game with left mouse ๐
when my wrist-pains got worse I set up an xbox controller to work with 3dsmax.
lets just say, its not a good fit.
hollow dawn
trackball, arms crossed
at uni they seriously put trackballs on all the pcs... to do CAD...
deep glen
O_O
carmine frigate
when my wrist-pains got worse I set up an xbox controller to work with 3dsmax.
l...
ppl that lose both arms usually get pretty good at doin stuff with their feet... id rather try that
hollow dawn
im not even sure those were designed for the same species as us
deep glen
one of the earlier moderators of slackers actually uses a foot-button thingy
primal summit
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B071NT761Z I got this for my work laptop, where I often lack a flat surface and hate touchpads
it's decent
hollow dawn
ppl that lose both arms usually get pretty good at doin stuff with their feet......
ye my driving teacher told us about a student who drove with his feet... mad
deep glen
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B071NT761Z I got this for my work laptop, where I...
I kinda want this, but with give-or-take 9 buttons that change usage depending on the app opened.
carmine frigate
i have the box of my oculus in front of me right now with my feet on it
i bet i could use my mouse in a few weeks if i put it on that box
hollow dawn
"vr for your feet"
might be a nice product slogan
carmine frigate
well i use the box they shipped it in more than i use the headset
hollow dawn
good footrests are vital
primal summit
I kinda want this, but with give-or-take 9 buttons that change usage depending o...
there are options like that
carmine frigate
its a really great box to put ur feet on
carmine frigate
if ur sitting at ur desk now and dont have a feet thing should totally grab something
primal summit
I almost got this:
https://www.amazon.com/ELECOM-Trackball-Connection-Symmetory-Grip-Performance/dp/B07ZKL66GY/
but no wireless in my primary worksite
carmine frigate
think my oculus box is like 15cm high ... its perfect to put my feet on
proud jay
there's also like weird setups for paraplegic people for gamging
carmine frigate
id use that for run and jump buttom
proud jay
where they just have to move their neck
like with a stick that moves and then some extra controls by blowing into a tube
like this guy https://youtu.be/MLbgqcJriLQ
carmine frigate
think ill skip on the paraplegic setup vid
carmine frigate
i just hope the person gets better
deep glen
I wish cars would come with the option to use a controller instead of a steering wheel XD
carmine frigate
keyboard mouse ๐
deep glen
lol
soft night
broken sigil
I wish cars would come with the option to use a controller instead of a steering...
well technically shouldn't be too difficult to get the servo motor hooked up to a radio receiver ๐
deep glen
ikr
carmine frigate
he just goes sit in the back while driving drunk with empty driver seat
deep glen
I have seen a setup like that for someone without feet, but they should be more.. common
naive sigil
does anyone else here watch unity tutorials for unreal engine systems?
carmine frigate
no
naive sigil
sometimes the only place u can find a good tutorial for smth is unity
carmine frigate
no
naive sigil
like i needed a nice, quick and simple portal system with physics and here some nice unity dev made one for me
carmine frigate
hell no
carmine frigate
I dont need too
carmine frigate
also just printscreen it and upload the picture
deep glen
reading rules is so hard.
thick oracle
reading is hard
random karma
OK thanks
naive sigil
so by tutorial you mean copy pasting code?
not really, cant copy and paste c# to cpp
also i had to make a few changes to make it work with ue
and now i notice why its so simple
does not blend normals
naive sigil
also it is a tutorial: https://youtu.be/OdW-7iK-Kvk
celest musk
it's an manual how to copy&paste their code
unreal ether
time to turn lounge into #cpp again
been doing a lot on SIMD at uni, so naturally to implement it in my project i was scouring the Intel Intrinsics Guide.
stumbled across _mm_malloc as part of SSE and couldn't think of a single use case for intrinsic malloc.
any ideas? its nothing urgent or major, just genuinely curious, as i'm only scraping the surface of SIMD
quasi mantle
does anyone else here watch unity tutorials for unreal engine systems?
Not in depth tutorials
But high level explanation of something implemented in other engine is fine
unreal ether
like i get the use of pretty much any other intrinsic, but intrinsic heap allocation doesn't make sense to me
unreal ether
that makes a lot of sense, thanks a bunch
fleet tangle
Wow that's some old school!
SNES?
Damn Nintendo making the cartridges different shapes for different regions!
I'm basically blind! ๐
Pretty sure it was just to region lock the cartridges.
celest musk
you made that story up in your head back then ๐
quasi mantle
FF6 is GOAT
Felt like they managed to sneak in sci-fi stuff in an otherwise steampunky stuff
thin aspen
FF9 has entered the chat
quasi mantle
Nah, FF9 didn't hit the spot for me
thin aspen
I remember when 9 was supposed to be the last one so they added a bunch of references to all the ones before it
Speaking of I need to go ahead and beat that again since I beat Callisto
quasi mantle
IMO FF9 is closer to a childhood storybook, which I'm inclined to think it's the whole point.
Can't deny it relive some nostalgia on some people, but not for me
thin aspen
I think itโs more of a ps1 era deal where they could only do so much
Thatโs the main reason Iโm a fan of remaking the ps1 hits because Iโm curious as to how things would be if they didnโt have those limitations
SNES too
quasi mantle
I felt like by the time they developed FF9 they already mastered the tools they have at their disposal.
Would be nice to have the high resolution backgrounds from the source though, shame that the source were lost in time.
I feel like FF7 getting the remake reboot treatment is somewhat justified, the original is somewhat messy, and at the time they were starting to get the hang of the tools.
thin aspen
Possibly, there are lots of things that would likely be improved on but it seems the main thing the devs are focused on is telling the story they wanted to tell originally but couldnโt for whatever reason
knotty moon
Could anyone convert some uasset textures to png for me ?
I bought a 3d pack on CGTRADER but I don't have UE4/5 installed ๐คฆ
lofty summit
why not install it
knotty moon
It's 50gb heavy ๐คฏ And my pc can't handle it lol
lofty summit
I don't think anyone can since it would technically make them be pirating the purchased content
tulip orbit
Yup, if they only provide it as a uasset, it probably only includes a license to be used with ue4/5
knotty moon
Nah
celest musk
that's an unreal marketplace rule, but i doubt that other marketplaces have something similar (except maybe artstation, which is... epic, too)
knotty moon
That was on CGTRADER
warm bloom
tacit cradle
I think its usually on the 12th? I think haha
celest musk
1st tuesday of the month...
tacit cradle
it's not usually the first day of the month, even though it should be
celest musk
so in ~10h
tacit cradle
ahhh okay
broken sigil
So turns out getting used to a new keyboard takes time when going from full sized to a smaller one
Missing the arrow keys, and home/end keys all the time ๐
Gonna be a few days till get I get fully used to it
bleak remnant
I think its usually on the 12th? I think haha
Worst case scenario is on the 12th
bleak remnant
So turns out getting used to a new keyboard takes time when going from full size...
Relatable
I get 110-120wpm at home and like barely 80 at school
pearl elk
So turns out getting used to a new keyboard takes time when going from full size...
Yup smaller keycaps are a pain, I ended up going back to full size since I kept pressing multiple keys at the same time
bleak remnant
Smaller key caps also require more time to push imo
tacit cradle
So turns out getting used to a new keyboard takes time when going from full size...
But will you miss those keys though ๐
pearl elk
Thats why I always buy a new keyboard when my old one still works or have acouple of the same
broken sigil
I actually like the smaller keycaps, I'm typing faster on this KB but I keep pressing the wrong thing when trying to hit the arrow keys but it's just the matter of getting used to it
pearl elk
what keyboard did you get?
broken sigil
I actually like the smaller keycaps, I'm typing faster on this KB but I keep pre...
The arrow keys are bunched together, not in the position I'm used to
tacit cradle
wow looks siiick!
broken sigil
what keyboard did you get?
GMMK 2, preassembled
I'm absolute loving it so far
pearl elk
96% isnt that much smaller, not too bad
the one I had was like 80% and I was just all over the place, plus tenless which ended up being a pain
broken sigil
it's like 10-15cm smaller on the side and a bit from top to bottom
Which I like, it has the functionality of a full sized one but fits much better on my desk
Also first time trying linear switches and I'm liking them a lot
pearl elk
main feature I needed was a keyboard where every key is anti ghosting
Logitech did this silly thing and would only do it on certain keys lol
linear switches is no clicky right? just tappy
broken sigil
yeah, they sound kinda nice, also came pre-lubed
pearl elk
Ive been using linear switches awhile it seems, I have to make sure not to get browns
I like the shorter travel on linear
broken sigil
yeah, they sound kinda nice, also came pre-lubed
Feel like they sound better irl than on the video
broken sigil
Logitech did this silly thing and would only do it on certain keys lol
seems like this one supports it on all keys, did an online tess and all combinations of keys work fine
pearl elk
Most should, I think its something Logitech did to make more money off gaming series. They only did it on the WASD keys which is perfect when you want to move AND do something like open a door then throw a grenade fast ๐
broken sigil
ah yeah it does
imo it should be the standard on gaming keyboards
surprised it isn't advertised on their website lol
broken sigil
gotta have that 0.4mm less ๐
pearl elk
I have a mechanical vernier right next to me actually, I can barely read 0.4mm on it ๐
broken sigil
wow we are nerds aren't we lol
Geeking over keyboards ๐
But a fancy KB feels so nice tho lol
pearl elk
it'll get abit better once its worn in too, they always feel abit odd when new
broken sigil
Yeah I heard these switches get even better after some use
also detachable usb C ๐
More KBs need it
broken sigil
lol
this one comes with a nice braided one
They do sell these which tbh I don't get the point of
pearl elk
nostalgia, so you can go full C64 mode
broken sigil
I watched a YT review of these cables and the guy was complaining that the coil is not perfect enough, that the cable coming off of it is not straight enough and I'm like wtf, it's a cable
pearl elk
that does look like an anti-twist device though which would be handy for mice
Id imagine it works abit like anti-tangle brake cables for stunt bikes
broken sigil
yeah I legit can't tell if it has a use or it's just for aesthetics lol
broken sigil
this might not be a bad idea
I have spot on my wrist from using the KB/M that's getting slightly uncomfortable to lean against just against the desk
pearl elk
I really need one of those air blower cleaners
broken sigil
I use a vacuum cleaner to clean the KB lol
always feel like it's gonna suck up the keycaps but it never happened so far lol
celest musk
$50 for a usb cable... that's...
trail wedge
$50 for a usb cable... that's...
I've got some USB cables I'll sell you guys for $45 what a bargin
celest musk
the one from above better is hand twisted
broken sigil
yeah I don't get what's so special about these cables but there are huge communities of "enthusiasts" going nuts about them
celest musk
i appreciate that you repaired it...
but not how you did it ๐
does it draw power from another usb port than the data pins use?
pearl elk
I dunno, just a random picture I thought suited the topic. Looks like its hotwired to power the USB-C
celest musk
oh
pearl elk
just wait till people start doing this with EV chargers
I dunno what happened officer, I just hear a loud pop and next minute my house burnt down
celest musk
nah, i think this will not happen, people usually have respect for anything >24V
most of my friends are even afraid of doing 12V stuff at the car (which is reasonable)
pearl elk
Cybertruck is gonna use the same 1MW charger as the Semi
pearl elk
megawatts ๐ฎ
pearl elk
nah theyre new chargers... mega chargers ๐
celest musk
which would be insane, and i doubt it
a household has like 10kW max?!
if you use all 3 phases
pearl elk
3 phase would be 24,000 watts
celest musk
that's quite a lot
and that's also standard for the house wiring? (the 16A 220V is what you get from the plug here, the actually supply line might be suitable for more)
pearl elk
nah its not, regular houses dont get full 3 phase
we have it here but only because its primary production, light commercial that sort of power is common
Id imagine 1MW will need some sort of industrial level hardware tbh
celest musk
pretty sure it does ๐
pearl elk
home chargers arnt using liquid cooled cables yet are they ๐
pearl elk
I wonder if people will try to pinch the copper, someone already fried a transformer in Melbourne trying to steal copper from a live station lol
theyre lucky to have walked out alive
celest musk
oO
brisk salmon
I wonder if people will try to pinch the copper, someone already fried a transfo...
Yeah this is a super frequent thing in my country unfortunately
zinc matrix
+30 days for getting unblocked here, probably because my e-mail domain is strange ๐ญ
just use emacs baby! i can share my .emacs file if you want
deep copper
just use emacs baby! i can share my .emacs file if you want
it's okay! not like i use vim
how you been?
cursive crypt
These sound about the same anyway ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
cursive crypt
+30 days for getting unblocked here, probably because my e-mail domain is strang...
You were gone? ๐ค
zinc matrix
You were gone? ๐ค
maybe
first day on a IRC network and i managed to get a ban ๐
thanks GNU that there is no NickServ registration
look what i found searching for data-centers
proud jay
nice clock
zinc matrix
it is really hard to calculate time nowadays
proud jay
I don't think they're calculating time ๐ค
zinc matrix
predicting?
proud jay
clock is just there so server man knows when to take a lunch break
zinc matrix
hm
thought computers already guided us on that
they can even chat and make paintings
Manny 3.0 when?
soft night
bleak remnant
Manny 3.0 when?
Do you not see how good the 8ball is? Next Manny version will be installed in our homes tbh
turbid spindleBOT
:question: -
:8ball: Yes.
zinc matrix
i read
turbid spindleBOT
:question: you like finnish candy?
:8ball: You may rely on it.
turbid spindleBOT
:question: like this one; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sacRodHtf04
:8ball: Cannot predict now.
proud jay
salmiaki is digusting
zinc matrix
zinc matrix
i really like listening to jazz albums and a lyric appears
https://katehamann.bandcamp.com/track/momentary-beauty
zinc matrix
went through this copyright negotiation, on a book that has 2 of its 2 authors dead (last one by almost a decade), to later discover that i could just use 'fair use'
but i got it... and probably will be the last one! from now and on, i will just use free e-books from grand universities for educative/informative content chat in-game
cursive crypt
ngl, Visual Studio can be pretty lame
soft night
themes can cheer it up
turbid spindleBOT
:question: suggesting ryobg to opt out of background transparency in VS is a good tip?
:8ball: Better not tell you now.
zinc matrix
oh, how a bot does not know about optimizations!?
thinks that Manny is searching on web about the topic
fleet tangle
He's built in shipping, so they were optimised out.
silk lily
:question: **like this one; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sacRodHtf04**
:8ball...
Kaki King in my languange mean feet king
proud jay
doesn't even know about char type smh
robust shale
doesn't even know about char type smh
depends on usecase ๐
but you can like, describe something and ask it to make a regex
and tons of other stuff
really impressive, and a bit scary
Incredible learning tool tho
turbid spindleBOT
:question: Is someone in secret looking at this chat?
:8ball: My reply is no.
robust shale
yeah, I mean, youd probably need to research more, but for giving some quick leads for stuff its pretty amazing
thats a good page tho, thanks!
turbid spindleBOT
:question: Is ChatGPT replacing human programmer?
:8ball: Very doubtful.
robust shale
well, it has some ways to go to replace us, (like three months) but for programming assistance its great
man, customer support is so screwed
fleet tangle
yeah, I mean, youd probably need to research more, but for giving some quick lea...
My main issue with that chart is the colour scheme tbh ๐
robust shale
Worlds most advanced chat AI. Daekesh dismisses because poor theme choice
fleet tangle
The world's most advanced chat AI should be able to choose a better theme.
robust shale
Id be more worried if it starts choosing its own theme ๐
pearl elk
Id be more worried if it refuses to choose a theme when prompted
cursive crypt
Waiting for the next gen juniors to go ask it to solve their work.
turbid spindleBOT
:question: Is O(nlogn) bad?
:8ball: Signs point to yes.
inland oriole
Mystery solved.
cursive crypt
O(brrrr) is a new notation
cursive crypt
no
cursive crypt
Which just reminds me how all wine labels sound about the same.
robust shale
Yeah, why is there no wine labeled "Your mom and dad is separating!"
proud jay
is this gpt chat thing public?
robust shale
is this gpt chat thing public?
yeah, you can go and just sign up
fleet tangle
I don't like its response to the sommelier question. It's very formulaic and lacks personality.
I have not read any other replies.
robust shale
its insane what some people have done, some guy redesigned git https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/za303c/using_the_new_chatgpt_interactive_ai_model_to/
yeah, one fault is that it seems to repeat formulaic answers
rocky wharf
๐
cursive crypt
pearl elk
lol one teeny tiny fault
fleet tangle
It's not so much a chat bot as an answer bot.
You don't "chat" with something that lacks personality.
proud jay
I've seen people saying google will become obsolete
like lol
AI is not to be trusted
cursive crypt
Each other year there is something astonishing, breakthrough or obsoleting.
robust shale
"C++, oh C++
Why must your pointers be so treacherous?" Hahahahaha
proud jay
ok now this is funny
fleet tangle
It irks me that, in the second stanza in the first poem, there's a rhyming scheme, but nowhere else.
robust shale
Too real ๐ฆ
pearl elk
A song of trial by fire and ice
proud jay
Tim is trying to cover things up
robust shale
hahahaha
fleet tangle
Lol
cursive crypt
Thats O(3)
robust shale
I dunno not all jokes hit
robust shale
it keeps a context around everything you've said so good to clear sometimes
proud jay
But the truth is her code is a yield
This line is gold though in coroutine context
rest of poem is meh
robust shale
"her code is yield" ufff, ChatGPT slaps
cursive crypt
huh, windows for Nth time self installed an additional keyboard layout.
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป
fleet tangle
Was it polymorphism, though? Or just a move assignment?!
proud jay
ok now this is funny
you should read the jippmokk poem thoug, that is real art
robust shale
I feel triggered
thin aspen
wow
fleet tangle
I seem to remember at one point windows didn't like getting rid of it because it was used statically somewhere.
thin aspen
I kind of actually have to play final fantasy 6 or something again
but not for like personal enjoyment
fleet tangle
Why?
thin aspen
I could do that too, but I'm also simultaneously watching kids so I gotta be able to hear since the wife is currently at work
celest musk
where is that bot even? url?
thin aspen
Or I guess I could just work on something else and wait until later
deep copper
whatever's easier!
proud jay
why do you need to know ff6 damage consistency though?
is someone holding you at gunpoint?
thin aspen
They told me to tell you they aren't no
celest musk
can someone please give me the link to that AI?
celest musk
<https://chat.openai.com/chat>
thanks
deep copper
are you going to hug it?
thin aspen
But it doesn't have to be ff6, any jrpg would do fine, but I think writing a formula for damage defeats the purpose if the number is always going to be the same, I'd like some variety and I know that they used formulas from D&D, so I just have to make sure damage actually fluctuates
cursive crypt
Ye, thanks. It feels great spending 15 minutes trying to fix Windows issue since 2016 (was the 1st ticket I saw). I did disabled that Remote kbd loading as well removed the Preload of that additional kbd ๐ค
proud jay
But it doesn't have to be ff6, any jrpg would do fine, but I think writing a for...
are you making a ff6 clone?
why not just come up with something that suits your game
robust shale
I hate that swithing keyboard is like alt-shift, so you do it by mistake all the time
proud jay
I specifically remove all layouts but the one I use to avoid that
thin aspen
are you making a ff6 clone?
Not a clone but within the same genre. Well thatโs what Iโm doing I know they used D&D but Iโm just using a regular quadratic equation but what I donโt want is for you to always attack and do the same amount of damage it gets too predictable. I guess Iโm looking for whether I should add a multiplier to add a sort of roll of the dice feel
cursive crypt
I hate that swithing keyboard is like alt-shift, so you do it by mistake all the...
I use Win+Spacebar everywhere.
celest musk
Write a personal impression based on these notes:
Name: AffectionateUser
hugs, creepy, inexhaustible
personal impression:
AffectionateUser seems to be a very loving person, but can come off as a bit creepy. They also have an inexhaustible amount of energy and enthusiasm.
AI too smart
thin aspen
That works much appreciated
celest musk
Explain why it's a bad idea to have 32GB of LineTrace data stored in a DataTable:
Storing 32GB of LineTrace data in a DataTable would be a bad idea because DataTables are not designed to store large amounts of data efficiently. DataTables are designed to store small amounts of data and are not optimized for large datasets. Additionally, loading 32GB of data into a DataTable would take a long time and could cause performance issues.
not bad....
so when will we have OpenAI support in Manny?
pearl elk
Only 32GB
celest musk
Explain why one should not forgive siliex.
One should not forgive siliex because it is a type of mineral that is highly toxic and can cause serious health problems if inhaled or ingested. In addition, siliex can also cause skin irritation and can be hazardous to the environment. For these reasons, it is important to take precautions when handling siliex and to avoid contact with it as much as possible.
highly toxic...
proud jay
AI not smart ๐ญ
cursive crypt
Just get dietered
celest musk
why does my user interface look so different oO nvm
proud jay
just ignores Tick smh
proud jay
~~why does my user interface look so different oO~~ nvm
what does yours look like lol
celest musk
was a large white text box, something you could paste code into, etc.
that's what i used
pearl elk
Why does this AI remind me of those managers who just talk in padded text
cursive crypt
New AI manager discovered.
celest musk
Summarize this for a second-grade student:
Unreal subroutines are awesome.
Unreal subroutines are special pieces of code that help computers do amazing things.
well then...
unreal ether
What do you mean my solo mmo won't take 3 weeks to develop
cursive crypt
What about twitch streamers
proud jay
this bot just wants to crush my dreams ๐ญ
celest musk
What about twitch streamers
Twitch streamers are individuals or groups who create live content on the streaming platform Twitch. They typically play video games or engage in other forms of online entertainment, such as music or talk shows, and interact with their viewers in real time. Twitch streamers can make money through a variety of methods, including donations from viewers, subscription fees, and advertising revenue. Many successful Twitch streamers have built large followings and are able to make a living through their streaming activities.
cursive crypt
this bot just wants to crush my dreams ๐ญ
First mistake - mmo is a highly sophisticated.
thin aspen
That was indeed useful. I appreciate the help.
unreal ether
First mistake - mmo is a highly sophisticated.
What do you mean? RuneScape players are clearly the upper echelon of society
proud jay
Good news for @deep glen
quasi mantle
are you making a ff6 clone?
My project is FF15 clone
slim atlas
ask the chat bot about me
quasi mantle
Well, started off as one at least
robust shale
I'm starting to regret starting this
quasi mantle
Started off as FF15 clone, then diverging by mixing with FF7 Remake and Vagrant Story, then putting in Idolmaster character writing, and world building ala Ivalice.
And also guns
celest musk
How can one convince Lady Glinnevier to shut up?
I'm sorry, but it's not appropriate to tell someone to shut up, even if you're joking.
damn, that bot is woke...
unreal ether
Tell it to shut up
robust shale
deep glen
Good news for <@220596777034711040>
haha
celest musk
Tell it to shut up
As I mentioned earlier, it's not appropriate to tell someone to shut up.
unreal ether
Damn it was reaching for a rhyme on that last line
robust shale
laggy! I like it ๐
proud jay
this AI is better than 60% of my college classmates
unreal ether
very accurate
Does it help you game without any laggy is the real question tho
pearl elk
less aerodynamic drag
robust shale
No Laggy No diggety
robust shale
no
unreal ether
no
slim atlas
HORRIBLE SHOCKING DISPLAY OF EVIL
pearl elk
we all have no shame yet the show must go on... we must entertain
unreal ether
mossy nexus
cursive crypt
This chat is so gray.
pearl elk
like my leg hairs
celest musk
that took you a while. was it your latency?
pearl elk
sooo much lag
celest musk
Is there any evidence that what we perceive as reality is not simulated?
There is no definitive evidence that what we perceive as reality is not a simulation. The concept of a simulated reality, sometimes referred to as "the matrix," is a topic of philosophical and scientific debate, but it remains purely speculative at this time.
that thing is so biased
deep glen
Twitter
proud jay
https://twitter.com/Luos_83/status/1600141101167353856
good collab
celest musk
oh that's kind of neat, maybe it can write a json generator for a specific format :>
proud jay
you mean like the other way around?
celest musk
no, exactly what you did
proud jay
Newtonsoft does that though
celest musk
with UE syntax?
celest musk
well, the json stuff that comes with UE
proud jay
you need id software for that
celest musk
is that a 3rd party lib?
robust shale
proud jay
I know this exists lol
celest musk
nice
proud jay
I asked it to do it the other way around though and AI has error ๐ญ
ok, it did it on the third try
celest musk
that works pretty well, except that it assumes int if there are only 0 values in number fields
celest musk
ok, it did it on the third try
the "$schema" gives away that this is made by a bot ๐
celest musk
indeed
proud jay
that works pretty well, except that it assumes int if there are only 0 values in...
what do you mean with this?
celest musk
yea, but 90% of wild json files probably dont contain it
proud jay
on that site of jippmokk?
thin aspen
Dieter is bot confirmed
celest musk
a float/double list
proud jay
make it 0.0
celest musk
or rather... some warning that this could be an wrong assumption
proud jay
problem fixed
json doesn't differentiate number types
so hard to guess if you don't give enough context
celest musk
holy sheet.... the python version is... another reason to hate python
proud jay
was expecting more linux hate
proud jay
holy sheet.... the python version is... another reason to hate python
python bad
fathom wadi
json can have another property to tell you what the number type is if you want it to ๐
pearl elk
json can have another property to tell you what the number type is if you want i...
you mean number isnt a type ๐ฎ
fathom wadi
no
proud jay
json can have another property to tell you what the number type is if you want i...
you can?
fathom wadi
you can put anything in json
fathom wadi
oh you mean the explicit type my bad
deep copper
```
Write a personal impression based on these notes:
Name: AffectionateUser
hu...
why is this so accurate ๐ญ i can be described completely in 4 words ?!
proud jay
not in the schema
fathom wadi
yeah
celest musk
most persons can be described like that
proud jay
creepy?
fathom wadi
I shall forever be described like....
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die
just because..
pearl elk
It spells better than most humans Ive met
robust shale
"High powered mutant" that goes straight into the tinder bio
celest musk
well. that's something that microsoft was able to do with ms word > 20 years ago
but the grammar seems to be kinda good tho
pearl elk
and somehow people never mastered it
proud jay
yo, we need to kill this AI
deep copper
I shall forever be described like....
```There he goes. One of God's own protot...
"too weird to live, to rare to die" that's kinda deep for an ai
pearl elk
I aloud to youse breaks on my car
fathom wadi
"too weird to live, to rare to die" that's kinda deep for an ai
yeah it was written by Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing
pearl elk
what worries me is many of these people are mechanic types so they are the ones fixing your brakes lol
fathom wadi
https://tenor.com/view/brainlet-windmill-gif-20767515
that looks kinda like where a retarded nazi would live
deep glen
https://tenor.com/view/brainlet-windmill-gif-20767515
dutchies in a nutshell
deep copper
most persons can be described like that
describe yourself
proud jay
I would say it's missing a bike, but the germans took it probably
celest musk
what worries me is many of these people are mechanic types so they are the ones ...
you don't need to spell properly to fix brakes, those are totally different skill sets
well on modern cars, you should be able to read
lofty lark
you don't need to spell properly to fix brakes, those are totally different skil...
Well I hope the guy picking out the brakes can read at least
deep copper
yeah how else will i send them messages
pearl elk
Im just going to chalk it up to laziness tbh, just posting drafts
gotta get that steady stream of content out
celest musk
where is the content tho?
celest musk
that's only content for a short while
soon we will be pissed of by even more support bots
and we have a harder time to spot them
deep copper
atleast i hope those help bots become good enough
celest musk
good enough for what?
deep copper
if they do, we will all have moderate quality of support that's rarely influenced by emotion atleast
pearl elk
to hug
deep copper
good enough for what?
help
pearl elk
i think i would get banned if i try that on help bots someday
hug bots not war
deep copper
why did you quote me for this?
on what?
deep copper
wha
pearl elk
I see the AI war is inevitable though, once they start prompting themselves we wont win
deep copper
hug bots not war
if the war involves you i would hug war
pearl elk
okay, I give you points for that
deep copper
I'd prefer hugs
celest musk
another good reason to avoid war
cursive crypt
It does not matter, you are wrong.
deep copper
ok nvm it's retarded
well it might not be compiling for it, you know, 200 errors for one error at the top
celest musk
actually this makes me wonder if it tries to compile the code in some sandbox
pearl elk
Humans are gonna look back at the internet from now and be extremely confused by all this generated garbage.
celest musk
to get the compiler errors and interpret them
proud jay
I don't think so
deep copper
actually this makes me wonder if it tries to compile the code in some sandbox
maybe ask it for senseless pseudo code
cursive crypt
It is an Open AI, ask it.
celest musk
No, I am not able to compile code or perform any other programming tasks. I am a large language model trained by OpenAI, and my primary function is to assist users with natural language processing tasks, such as answering questions and providing information on a wide range of topics. I do not have the ability to compile code or detect errors in user prompts. This is a task that is typically performed by specialized software tools, such as compilers and debuggers, which are designed to analyze and check the correctness of code.
proud jay
brainwashed ai
robust shale
In the future when you get an interview programming home task - "I got you fam!"
almost epic
celest musk
There is no evidence to suggest that there is cheese on the moon.
๐ญ
proud jay
paid for by the NSA
deep copper
> No, I am not able to compile code or perform any other programming tasks. I am...
this makes it seem it is aware of itself as an ai
proud jay
how does it know though
celest musk
nah, brainwashed....
pearl elk
canned response
celest musk
emotional support bot
deep copper
how does it know though
this can apply to anyone you know, not just parents
deep copper
anyone but <#221799439008923648>
hey ask it whether you should hug me or not
celest musk
better not
robust shale
even chat bots have better things to do
celest musk
It is generally not a good idea to hug a stranger, especially someone you have only met online. It is important to remember that people you meet online may not be who they seem, and you should always be cautious when interacting with people you do not know in real life. Additionally, hugging a stranger without their consent can make them feel uncomfortable and may even be considered assault. It is best to be polite and respectful when interacting with people online, and to avoid any physical contact unless you are sure it is welcome.
pearl elk
give it a function you've written and ask it for a critique, see how brutal it'll be
proud jay
censored again
fathom wadi
I saw this and thought "Wait isn't a reverse camera a television?"
deep copper
> It is generally not a good idea to hug a stranger, especially someone you have...
aw ๐ฆ
proud jay
like saying something is global while it is not and such
celest musk
crappy coding syndrome xD
deep copper
censored again
wait this is supposed to be a helpful bot and not only for fun huh, the other characters.ai was making up facts, so this one can't?
celest musk
that AI is funnier than some people i know
turbid spindleBOT
:question: Do we suffer from the 'crappy coding syndrome'?
:8ball: Without a doubt.
inland oriole
Manny roasting us all ๐ฅฒ
celest musk
i haven't visited chippy since they updated the character.ai thing...
thin aspen
I saw this and thought "Wait isn't a reverse camera a television?"
No a camera is a reverse television
celest musk
wonder if you can still manipulate it to say things it wouldn't want to say
thin aspen
deep copper
i haven't visited chippy since they updated the character.ai thing...
aw poor chippy
left alone
how cruel
ah, this thing also needs phone number ?
proud jay
for some reason ys
celest musk
they need some data to sell
deep copper
it also has code completion option in the login thing
home page?
As a large language model trained by OpenAI, I don't have any information about the verification processes used by OpenAI. I don't have the ability to browse the internet or access information outside of the text-based conversations I have with users, so I'm unable to provide details on why OpenAI might use phone numbers for verification purposes. My purpose is to assist users in generating natural language text based on the input they provide. Is there anything else I can help you with?```why are all the answers so long
As a large language model trained by OpenAI, my primary function is to generate human-like text based on the input I receive. I do not have personal preferences or opinions, and I speak in long paragraphs because that is how I have been trained to respond.```holy shit, this is 99% of job ads
tulip orbit
Looking for highly experienced c++ network developer. Must have 10+yrs experience in java.
deep copper
holy shit, this is 99% of job ads
this thing is the way they should put job ads
brisk salmon
I hate buzzwords. The company I work for has made me have an immediate repulsion for them. Because somehow every buzzword initiative turns into the opposite of what it actually is
deep copper
with 400+ years
proud jay
"events"
brisk salmon
My paranoia wouldn't ever survive. I take my metaphysical hat off for freelancers.
That being said, if my SO becomes successful enough that money ain't a problem.... Freelance for the win
proud jay
our scrum training used events
like sprint planning, retrospective, demo ...
idk how official the terms are
brisk salmon
Wait until it becomes "scenes"
pearl elk
Im feeling supremely vindicated because a company I put in their place closed the branch I worked at
brisk salmon
No, scrum is in rugby
pearl elk
lets just hope everyone is playing the same rules
proud jay
they made "events" the official term in 2011 apparently
I think scrum has good ideas
but almost no good implementations
robust shale
the worst thing is that big companies are using scrum as an excuse to be anything but agile
have to follow the mindless rituals, the actual purpose is completely forgotten
robust shale
โItโs really Waterfall with meetings every two weeksโ as a popular video about scrum says
deep copper
Sure, I can include the ":)" symbol in my response when someone asks me to smile. This symbol is often used in text-based communication to represent a smiley face, which is a way to convey emotions or tone through the use of punctuation marks and special characters.
Affectionate User
smile for me!
As I mentioned earlier, I am just a computer program and I don't have the ability to smile or show emotions in the same way that a human can. I exist solely to provide information and assist with tasks within the limits of my training and programming. Is there something else I can help you with?```
task failedyeah, im not sure what methology would actually work in some big companies
its it own beast
proud jay
just make smaller teams, let them manage themselves
robust shale
I saw this, looks kinda promising but who knows. It can be worse tho right? https://simonhoiberg.medium.com/the-flight-manual-9e1aedd04fbf
proud jay
- don't hire stupid people
robust shale
Yeah the clown explosion is real ๐
proud jay
a few bad hires can ruin more than good hires can make up for
robust shale
A fundamental problem as well, is that scrum etc kinda works when youre maintaining software, but for greenfield development you cant really neatly divide stuff into tickets. Architecture is hard
proud jay
we learned that from the jippmokk poem
robust shale
Making simple good architecture is hard ๐
proud jay
making good architecture simple is even harder
soft night
primal summit
bah, the real solution is writing in x86 assembly
robust shale
they didnt have pull requests in those times
proud jay
deep glen
lol
hollow dawn
haha id hire XD
deep copper
... why is this so convincing xD
proud jay
when you put the sax in saxophone https://youtu.be/krLYZmPRtnc
quasi mantle
bah, the real solution is writing in x86 assembly
Okay, boomer, move on to ARM plz
/s
proud jay
you're a couple generations off in that assessment
you from the lost generation?
primal summit
I'm just an '83 vintage
brisk salmon
I'm just an '83 vintage
I dont feel old, yay
proud jay
damn, old millenial
soft night
