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gusty star
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ya'll have never heard of SMART goals have you lmao?

cursive crypt
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--IQ;

pearl elk
gusty star
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yeah that makes sense. I think downtime is as important as actual work

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cuz burnout is real

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and happens fast lol

cursive crypt
pearl elk
cursive crypt
pearl elk
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could be like a character from Heroes but they are so fail its Zeroes

cursive crypt
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Where are the Ones tho?

gusty star
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fair lol

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I kinda just wrote down a list of changes when I was working on my last project (posted in the discord), so I had some idea of what the goal for the day was at least, but I'm not announcing this game for a bit so I needed some other way to keep track of it

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I feel like you need some metric tho to track progress, even if its a simple formula

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When I did National Novel Writing Month a couple years ago (NaNoWriMo), the whole 1667 words per day goal really helped me get down to writing a book lol.

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50k words in a month is a lot

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but its possible

cursive crypt
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I fart daily. Maybe because of the oats on breakfast.

gusty star
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๐ŸŽถ beans beans the magical fruit the more ya eat the more ya toot ๐ŸŽถ

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I feel that haha

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the first few tasks are probably gonna be all coding

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ballistics system

timber viper
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i hate boards/tasks

gusty star
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injury and dismemberment system

timber viper
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i use them only when client forces me to

gusty star
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theres so much shiet to think about and i just get overwhelmed if theres too much on my mind i guess

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so i need to offload it onto paper memory xD

timber viper
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for bugs i just put // @bug fix this idiot and next morning I find them by IDE

gusty star
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lmao

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#FIX ME: BROKEN AF

timber viper
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for BPs I have to write it down to somewhere because its not easy to find comments sad

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i still do it

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just write it to a blank page

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ngl project management is very difficult

gusty star
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yeah

timber viper
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takes more time than programming for me

gusty star
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its definently a skill in its own right

timber viper
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i want to try visio but its expensive af

gusty star
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I just never really used the techniques i guess

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I thought a lot about process in terms of art production

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like how to get from stage A to B, etc

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but I haven't really worked on anything that couldn't be banged out in an afternoon, at least not in a self directed way

pearl elk
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I kantban cuz Im not a mod

gusty star
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except maybe NaNoWriMo? But it was fairly self contained as I was writing short stories and could basically bang those out no problem

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lmao

timber viper
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i think PM tools only makes sense when you have > 3 members in team

cursive crypt
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Does the cat counts?

timber viper
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of course ๐Ÿฑ

cursive crypt
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Need to find a cat then ๐Ÿค”

gusty star
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so if i start using Kanban now, itll be easier in the future since its a common methodology

timber viper
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I'm against being productive

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I'm the public enemy of productive people

gusty star
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Hmm is this feature* with Pro?

cursive crypt
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This is literally UE slackers

timber viper
cursive crypt
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Is that the stars in the sky?

gusty star
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cries in libre office

cursive crypt
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Looks a bit noisy for mindmap

heavy palm
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I really want to find a reason to use Obsidian but I have no idea what to do with it.
It seems so helpful.

cursive crypt
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Issue with mindmaps usually is, they are tree graphs

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And a bit limited on editing.

gusty star
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mind maps are useful if you need to generate a lot of ideas in an associative way

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used them in art school to come up with ideas

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noice, seems like a good way to do it

timber viper
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oh this is something i wanted use sooo much

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but it doesnt open

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probably some directx related win11 issue

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i wanted to but had no idea how to provide logs etc. -- then I decided to give up

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i could be productive by mistake

gusty star
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hmm i better plan some time, to do some planning! /s

primal summit
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better plan for that one

gusty star
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can you plan for a planning sesh without pre-planning to plan your planning sesh?

primal summit
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a meeting to assign everyone meeting planning tasks, followed by a meeting planning task review before the meeting

foggy path
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been reading Peopleware lately

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it's about managing the people aspect of software projects

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including things like... The Process being a management insecurity thing lol

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well, not necessarily, but if used in certain ways

gusty star
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makes sense

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I try to think of it as human capital, cuz then you can put numbers on somewhat abstract things

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or assign economic value to it

timber viper
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One day I'll meet some people in high places and be the "upper management" to cause disasters with the tricks I've seen so far

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who cares meritocracy anyway

deep copper
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someone did an analysis of my name a while back

proud jay
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kill middle managment

deep copper
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it's so vague it could mean i use affectionate people, or i am a user of affection too

gusty star
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e n g l i s h

iron knoll
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I gotta ask...

mossy nexus
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affection_ate_user. Jail time is called for

iron knoll
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Is it possible to find a dev team that would be interested in working on a project if we made a Kickstarter Campaign?

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Would the idea be too crazy?

mossy nexus
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Best place is to try and ask in the various job sections. You never know your luck.

iron knoll
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The problem with the Job Board is that there is no section where it would fall into

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๐Ÿค”

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Maybe contract job?

mossy nexus
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If you haven't built a game yet, have virtually no game mechanics etc etc Kickstarter will flop before you've began. KS should be used to boost your marketing campaign not to start your team.

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๐Ÿ˜„

iron knoll
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I started the coding, but I need help finishing

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I know KS has a bad rep

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But there are people who genuinely want to bring their projects to life

proud jay
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step 1. Get money
step 2. Pay people that know how to do shit

mossy nexus
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It's not KS that has bad rep, it's all the shit people try and pull

gusty star
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ye crowdfunding isn't an inherently bad idea

iron knoll
sleek granite
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Game development got me like

iron knoll
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Run the maths of how much I earn and you'll understand why I'm looking for crowdfunding

proud jay
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well no shit

iron knoll
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I wouldn't be able to pay enough

proud jay
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1 person income is not going to pay for another person as employee

sleek granite
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We talking about Kickstarter here? Because I need advice aswell

iron knoll
sleek granite
iron knoll
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Shoot

sleek granite
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I've thrown about 40k ish into a passion project

mossy nexus
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A successful crowdfunding campaign will require you to show off what you can do. It's like showing off to investors, and if you can't show it off it will fail.

solid hull
iron knoll
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Which is why I'm transparent with how we are planning to use the money

sleek granite
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And because im kind of stupid, it didnt get very far even with actual talented freelancers

proud jay
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the hard part is going to be get the money

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but your question wasn't how do I raise money

sleek granite
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Surprisingly the hard part for me is making the game

iron knoll
sleek granite
iron knoll
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Getting the money was through Kickstarter

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๐Ÿคฃ

sleek granite
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Well I recommend putting your own money together to get an MVP going

iron knoll
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Fair enough

sleek granite
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The same rules apply in all forms of funding. If you won't invest in your own project, how do you expect others to

iron knoll
sleek granite
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I get it man Im at thesame point

sleek granite
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5 months of 0 progress

primal summit
sleek granite
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And i dont have the funds to keep going

devout karma
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have y'all heard (or care) about the recent Our Machinery news?

cursive crypt
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Is not a video.

mossy nexus
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I've saw many KS fail, some made by just one guy hoping to get a few hundred thousand so he could make a team... yeah not going to happen. One KS had a full team, made fantastic trailers etc.. it failed, and they didn't even want much.

sleek granite
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I have a team with track record, decent visuals and a financial plan

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But if I put it out there and it flops, i don't know how to face my team

devout karma
# proud jay what's taht

the guys behind this neat little plain C game engine updated their license agreement to say yeah we're shutting down, delete your copy of the engine immediately >:(

iron knoll
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Just grow your socials and be active

cursive crypt
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Every day engines are born and die.

proud jay
devout karma
proud jay
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just walking around somewhere is not gonna get anyone interested in your game

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except if you have insane art

iron knoll
gusty star
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minimum viable product

iron knoll
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I'm only making $600/month

sleek granite
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how much*

proud jay
cursive crypt
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Was that engine even big? ๐Ÿค”

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Reminds me.. is sdl alive

deep copper
proud jay
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I'm not an artist though, don't trust me

gusty star
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coders don't code, they just rehash each others stack overflow posts

proud jay
sleek granite
proud jay
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I've used it for some simple things over the years

cursive crypt
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There was release 6h ago

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Support for jxl & qoi images... wtf are these even

sleek granite
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the best we can realistically do

proud jay
cursive crypt
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shoo, you don't know what is this too

proud jay
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that looks pretty good though

sleek granite
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Yea but remember, we cheated by making this scene

iron knoll
sleek granite
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it aint this pretty in real time

gusty star
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all art is cheating

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its literally making 3d pictures on a 2d surface

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gusty star
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hacks

sleek granite
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In terms of gameplay, we have no gameplay

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Well no solid gameplay yet

proud jay
gusty star
proud jay
sleek granite
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Basic locomotion, combat mechanics, hit detection

gusty star
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damn

sleek granite
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It isn't solid yet

gusty star
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I'm planning a game

proud jay
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always start with shit art prototyping your mechanics first

gusty star
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and I'm coding game mechanics before making any art

proud jay
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unless you're just making a hardcore story game

gusty star
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cuz 3d takes fkn ages

cursive crypt
iron knoll
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After prototyping is done, you can update it later

devout karma
iron knoll
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But mechanics are, IMO, singlehandedly the most important thing you need to get done

sleek granite
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I feel like with games being a visual medium, there's no excuse for shitty art. Placeholders and blockout aside it could help determine market interest

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Plus the art was a huge asset when it came to recruitment

gusty star
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eh

cursive crypt
gusty star
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valheims graphics are big meh

sleek granite
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Thats my view - BUT

devout karma
proud jay
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well, you're not releasing your prototype to people though

sleek granite
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i have been proven wrong so far

gusty star
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but its fun as fuq

sleek granite
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so put down your pitchforks my brothers

devout karma
proud jay
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making your art too high quality from the start can waste lots of money, or even worse, influence your game to be a worse product

cursive crypt
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Well, makes you think next time when you decide to rely on 3rd party.

sleek granite
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With the game's concept being so cut and dry and similar to other titles within the genre, I felt like art was the right way to go

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boy was i wrong

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sleek granite
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the "there is no excuse for shitty art"

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is from a well known GDC talk

gusty star
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Dwarf Fortress enters the chat

proud jay
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but what point is that GDC talking about

devout karma
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anything goes in the indie space tbh

sleek granite
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What publishers look for

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hold on lemme try to find it

devout karma
proud jay
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why would I make high quality assets taking days to make, if I don't even know if the game I came up with is gonna be fun

gusty star
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I've been burned too many times by games that looked good but played like trash

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as a consumer

devout karma
sleek granite
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Oops my bad

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its not about publishing specifically

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but pitching

devout karma
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that

cursive crypt
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I sure can add 30 more

proud jay
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well for pitching sure

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you want to sell the whole idea of your game

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which includes the look

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sleek granite
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the look and the hook

sleek granite
devout karma
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I specifically remember the quote "or better yet, use engineering assets so no one can mistake it for final art"

sleek granite
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Tho the art shown in the twitter is not final at all

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there are alot of placeholders

deep copper
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basically either make it super final or so rough it's just the idea

sleek granite
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Even the big bad is missing all his fur cards

devout karma
sleek granite
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this is like 50% placeholders

proud jay
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I mean

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like what

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the UI is clear

sleek granite
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the axe

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for one

proud jay
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but what else is

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there's no real way to see that

sleek granite
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true

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you're right about that

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it isnt clear what is and isnt a placeholder

proud jay
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that's the point he bring up right after the timestamp you linked ๐Ÿ˜„

devout karma
sleek granite
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sorry let me bring this picture back as a reaction

proud jay
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"should I hang myself?"

sleek granite
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"maybe death isn't so bad"

heavy palm
sleek granite
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Eh no worries, you would've found it sooner or later down the game dev life

devout karma
sleek granite
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So this is already good enough

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according to the video

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one picture to sell the idea

proud jay
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it could be

sleek granite
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or this

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man i spent alot of fking money on art

proud jay
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just make things that can show the vision you want to work towards

mossy nexus
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Looks are mostly irrelevant. Gameplay mechanics and loops trump looks any day.

devout karma
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well

proud jay
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true, but looks can help you envision the whole picture though

devout karma
sleek granite
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I think objectively both are important and the game you're making heavily influences which one takes priority

mossy nexus
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A good looking shit game is a shit game.

devout karma
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but the game doesn't exist yet

mossy nexus
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Then all you are doing is selling art

sleek granite
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If you consider stuff like Until Dawn a game

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then the mechanics are simple

devout karma
sleek granite
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art and story is the focus

gusty star
gusty star
sleek granite
gusty star
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good art does help sell ideas

sleek granite
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Art is a decent chunk of selling the idea, but yea actually prototyping a game sells the fact that you are capable of making a functioning product

gusty star
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idk you sound pretty stressed and it makes sense considering the amount of money you've spent. Have you been taking breaks and ya know just sort of not-thinking about it to decompress?

devout karma
primal summit
sleek granite
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The timeline was
6 months of market research and planning (concept art and analysis)
3 months of recruitment and onboarding (Deposits, legal fees)
2 months of actual production (Sprints, Daily meetings)

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and now its been 5 months of break since i ran out of money

devout karma
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becuase lmao no I'm just the armchair advisor here

sleek granite
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Yea i have a one for the vertical slice, story wise just the bare minimum of 2 pages

primal summit
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maybe I replied to the wrong message

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working while watching and learning

sleek granite
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I got extremely unlucky with programmers if im being honest

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from juniors who didnt know what to do, to seniors who bailed last second because of their jobs in sony and ubisoft

devout karma
# sleek granite

this reads more like a UX flowchart than anything game-related

sleek granite
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But alot of the blame falls on me in the end for not knowing enough about actual technical development

proud jay
deep copper
devout karma
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life hack: you can hire someone to help you manage your project if you're bad at project management

sleek granite
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heres our gdd content tho

sleek granite
proud jay
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bring me back to the days we had to write documents to get government funding

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it was like 170 pages

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

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got the money though

heavy palm
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@sleek granite do you have a goal you're trying to accomplish right now?

devout karma
sleek granite
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Yes, a playable MVP

celest musk
sleek granite
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heres the link

devout karma
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because it sounds interesting

celest musk
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xD 170 page forms sound interesting to you?

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drop the idea that someone makes a whole game for you

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specially when you don't have any experience in the field

sleek granite
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To learn everything from scratch and do it myself

deep glen
celest musk
heavy palm
sleek granite
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Yes actually hahaha

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my first ever project and i went for a hail mary

sleek granite
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i know all of you couldve made better use of the money i burned

heavy palm
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I lost so much sleep but I couldn't put it down

broken sigil
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@sleek granite I removed that image, lets just not joke about that

sleek granite
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Alright noted

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Sorry bout that

proud jay
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ah man, didn't even see the image ๐Ÿ˜ญ

cursive crypt
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was not interesting

proud jay
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oh

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what book

sleek granite
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Or in present terms

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"Yolo"

proud jay
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hmm

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sound interesting

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might download buy it

heavy palm
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Well, this server has lots of good resources to get started on learning. Grieve as long as you need to, take notes on your post mortem, ask productive questions but it's definitely time to start learning. @sleek granite

sleek granite
sleek granite
proud jay
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I can't say

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we have rules on this server

sleek granite
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everyone has been helpful especially in the feedback and support vc

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shoutout to @junior tide and @trim briar

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Although I won't let the project die, it definitely is on hiatus until I get the resources I need

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that being said, hows the quality of "unpaid gigs"

deep copper
proud jay
heavy palm
proud jay
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idk though, never been in the channel

sleek granite
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Ah yikes

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Well true

heavy palm
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He just posted it more than once lol

proud jay
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oh

devout karma
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it's a different picture though

proud jay
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I actually saw it then

heavy palm
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I can't believe there's an unpaid gigs channel here honestly. It must get some positive use, otherwise it wouldn't be here?

sleek granite
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yea but as soon as i got warned i took my foot off the pic sending gas pedal

devout karma
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"foreground" is terrifying as a descriptor

heavy palm
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Oh wow, my bad, it can stay haha

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mutes channel

primal summit
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@sleek granite so, what's your background?

sleek granite
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Degree in Law and then went into fine arts

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Selling, not producing

deep copper
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law -> fine arts? what made you go this route, if i may ask

celest musk
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law and marketing are quite related

sleek granite
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Law was just a "screw it i dont know what to take"

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Whereas finearts was more of a personal interest

deep copper
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ah, that's extremely understandable

primal summit
sleek granite
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Well law is useful asf when it comes to deterring idiots

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and i can draft my own contracts and notarize em

primal summit
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true, but not a typical route for the undecided

celest musk
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and here you are...

deep copper
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i also heard law has good money

sleek granite
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I just really love games man

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And yes I barely passed my finals

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b a r e l y

deep copper
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oh I didn't take .2 into account

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158.341667

sleek granite
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I might be in the "basic bitch" category of game enjoyers

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but damn

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do i play em to death

deep copper
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as long as you have fun :D

sleek granite
primal summit
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might I suggest the torture that is devil daggers?

sleek granite
proud jay
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devil daggers is actually fun for a while

sleek granite
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about 6k hours in league

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2k hours in HoN

proud jay
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where do you find the time

heavy palm
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I thought I played a lot of games.

deep copper
primal summit
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point made

heavy palm
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Now I'm depressed.

cursive crypt
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You either play or make games.

sleek granite
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over the past 10 years, almost 10,000 collective ours on monster hunter games

gusty star
deep copper
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actually, wouldn't you get bored doing the same thing for 6k hours

devout karma
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man I remember back when I used to sink thousands of hours into games. portal 2 was my shit

gusty star
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now If I could add the time spent on PS2, Xbox 360, PS4 and WoW into that...

sleek granite
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so yea, Law was a great choice

heavy palm
devout karma
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now I probably have 6k+ hours in vscode

celest musk
deep copper
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cursive crypt
sleek granite
heavy palm
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If you're playing games 100% of the time, your game isn't being made unless you manage to not run out of money to pay others to do it for you.

sleek granite
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Oh no those hours, 2 years ago.

cursive crypt
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Need MJ to make games.

sleek granite
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i havent touched a game seriously in 2 years

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no more than 3 to 4 hours a week of actually playing a game now

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sleek granite
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Since i've played so many games to completions and beyond, i really thought i could try my hand at game dev

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t r y being the keyword

primal summit
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Now, some suggestions:
You play a lot of games, so you know what you like. Take the time to write down what you like and don't like. Start flowcharting the gameplay loop and game mechanics, to the point that it's all on paper, very detailed, and forget about a timeline. If there's a backstory, flesh it out. If there's a plot, make sure it's on paper.

sleek granite
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It helped on the QA and UX side of things

primal summit
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forget about a timeline and do some of the planning and engineering

sleek granite
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once again, i present to you

gusty star
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ye but playing games doesn't give you the technical skills needed to make games. Its like making movies, watching movies gives you a pretty good idea of what a movie should be like but theres still a bajillion things that need to be done to get from brainstorm to final cut and most of it is skilled.

sleek granite
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I gave it a good try but ended up focusing on the wrong thing in the end

heavy palm
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Learning about game design is fun.

sleek granite
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I also present to you

gusty star
sleek granite
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the team i put together to make up for my shortcomings

primal summit
# sleek granite

sure, but I don't know what that is, the text is unreadable and frankly it looks too short

sleek granite
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its all smoke and mirrors, honestly there are only 5 people really putting in the work

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But the investors dont know that

devout karma
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QA with no prototype is crazy to me

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what are you even assuring?

sleek granite
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That i have a QA when i need one

proud jay
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I asure you the art looks good

sleek granite
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Rest easy, i didnt pay for people i didnt need

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I just had them ready

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i convinced them to be ready

sleek granite
sleek granite
devout karma
sleek granite
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Obligations that I still have 3 years to fulfill

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So yea theres that anxiety inducing deadline

deep copper
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๐Ÿ˜

sleek granite
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I told them 5 years to break even or your money back

devout karma
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yeah I can't lie to you, you are in a world of trouble it seems

sleek granite
heavy palm
sleek granite
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Spending the rest of the year doing the technical stuff myself from scratch or finding someone to slowly collaborate with

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any option that doesnt immediately need my wallet

celest musk
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time is money tho

solid hull
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ain't it the truth

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deep copper
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i am getting second hand anxiety

sleek granite
sleek granite
gusty star
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I mean you're a lawyer right? you understand what happens if you end up lying to your investors? becareful what you communicate to them, don't bring any new investors on board, don't spend any more money that you don't have, and start learning some C++

primal summit
sleek granite
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Also theres fraud and then theres failure

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they know what they invested in

gusty star
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yeah breach of contract is different for sure

sleek granite
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but i also dont intend to let the project die

devout karma
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alternatively, flip burgers to hopefully pay back the money you owe before you get sued into oblivion

deep copper
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can burger flipping pay that off ๐Ÿค”

sleek granite
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their legal team would probably look at them like "you invested into someone with no game dev experience even though he explicitly told you he had no experience?"

devout karma
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flip a lot of burgers

sleek granite
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Im covered legally if im being honest

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but shame is still deadly

gusty star
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lauras over here in 3022 playing 20D chess xD

deep copper
devout karma
#

wait wrong reply

sleek granite
#

I cant share the details of the contract with you, but thats s o r t o f what i did

gusty star
#

yeah its bad for your reputation for sure, this project feels v make or break

sleek granite
gusty star
#

idk you don't want some old dude who lost his life savings coming after you, esp. if hes got nothing left to lose lol

sleek granite
#

Thankfully im not absolutely smooth brained

#

I made sure to take the amount i can pay back

heavy palm
#

I can't imagine someone dumped a life savings into this project.

sleek granite
#

but the shame of the project failing

gusty star
#

well yeah probably not

#

im just saying

#

people get fkn crazy about money

#

esp. if its a dispute

sleek granite
#

I was lucky I didnt bring in any crypto investors

gusty star
#

Yeah I'm self funding everything

devout karma
#

gonna throw money at you cry about it

sleek granite
#

Oh right, I am thinking about kickstarter

#

But then again, it IS banned my country

gusty star
#

but I live with my parents and am on disability (mental health stuff, woo canada!), so your mileage may vary significantly

deep copper
#

can i donate a few hugs?

sleek granite
#

so is every other crowdfunding platform

proud jay
#

what country lol

sleek granite
#

Good ol Malaysia

#

Pledging, getting the rewards and then going to the bank to issue a chargeback

#

ruined it for the rest of us

deep copper
#

what currency does malaysia have again, and how was it economically?

sleek granite
#

compared to the almighty dollar?

#

if you have a remote job that pays 500dollars a month

#

you would be earning more than most people

gusty star
#

500 USD?

sleek granite
#

We use "Ringgit"

#

Yea

proud jay
#

gonna buy some vacation homes in malaysia I think

gusty star
#

Whats like, you know, a bottle of water cost at a convience store?

sleek granite
#

rm2

#

so

gusty star
#

or like some street vendor food?

sleek granite
#

40 cents?

#

usd

gusty star
#

damn dude

proud jay
#

how tf you spending 40k on a project if 500/month is high income

sleek granite
#

our fuel is the cheapest in the world i think

gusty star
#

inflation is fkn killing the west rn

deep copper
sleek granite
#

divide it all by 4

#

4.2

proud jay
#

4.2 what

sleek granite
#

idk how people label their fuel prices overseas

gusty star
#

whats the cost per litre

#

the US uses gallons

#

everywhere else sane uses litres

proud jay
#

so 2.05 RM per liter is like 0,45 euro

#

that's cheap

gusty star
#

wow

sleek granite
#

less

proud jay
#

here it's like ~1.90 atm

fleet tangle
#

Damn. It's like 2.5 euros per litre in the UK!

proud jay
#

good thing I get free fuel from my job

fleet tangle
#

Well, in London.

sleek granite
#

pros and cons here in malaysia

#

you get a shit wage but at least u can survive as long as you stay exactly where you are

gusty star
#

its 1.68 canadian per litre right now in CAD

deep copper
#

so if you flip burgers overseas remotely, you could be rich

sleek granite
gusty star
#

it was 2 dollars a litre

#

fkn robbery

proud jay
#

but where did you get the 40k

sleek granite
#

Singapore, US, UK, Romania, Ukraine, etc

#

40k was from 2 different investors

#

one in the US and one locally

#

via nepotism

proud jay
#

I see

#

not all your money

sleek granite
sleek granite
#

I can at least use my money as a buffer

gusty star
#

tho due to the low CAD vs high Euro, its only 1.28 euro per litre in Canada ๐Ÿค” big hmmm

#

we do produce oil tho

sleek granite
#

alot of maths went into the investment proposal

#

even if its just 40k

deep copper
#

i would say you used your lawyer skills to the max

sleek granite
#

degree has to be worth something when my ex-classmates are being paid a thousand US dollars a month

#

and thats after a year of internship and 2 years of shadowing

#

its the end times i tells ya

deep copper
#

worry not ! you know what you can do now, it will be okay as long as you do it sort of! or atleast you can reduce the loss

sleek granite
#

I saw someone saying they wanna buy holiday homes in Malaysia, tough luck bud China's got their greasy hands on all the property here

sleek granite
gusty star
#

IIRC its mostly rich chinese trying to flee the CCP and their capital controls

sleek granite
#

since its so cheap compared to global property prices, the bubble is a long way away

deep copper
#

how's the healthcare btw

gusty star
#

cuz theres tons of property on the west coast in Canada thats been picked up by Chinese buyers, and in the GTA

sleek granite
#

excellent actually

deep copper
#

i heard america got it pretty bad healthcare wise

sleek granite
#

its free

deep copper
#

does it work?

sleek granite
#

sometimes u gotta wait in line but yea overall

#

pretty decent

gusty star
#

America has some of the highest spending per capita in health care, and statistically some of the worst outcomes

sleek granite
#

got lots of private options too if you feel like bezos

gusty star
#

greater toronto area

#

not grand theft auto or anything hehe

sleek granite
#

Malaysia is special

#

Its a muslim country

#

but the chinese love it

deep copper
#

i doubt chinese care about religion of the country

sleek granite
#

tell that to the uighurs

#

Too darl

#

sorry

#

i deleted it 3 times

deep copper
sleek granite
#

And since im a Malaysian born chinese

#

i think i have a decent leeway

#

-20 social credit

deep copper
#

no wonder law was a choice ๐Ÿค”

sleek granite
#

let me guess

#

you're in the UK?

sleek granite
#

its 4am here and im more than slightly confused

deep copper
#

that's quite the riddle

sleek granite
#

Must be the legendary land of Poutine

solid hull
devout karma
#

it's 4 PM here and there's no running water ๐Ÿ˜

gusty star
#

Its almost 2PM in my locale

#

2 to 2, as they say.

deep copper
#

"..and other jokes you can tell yourself "

sleek granite
#

Hmm slightly back on game dev, if you're using UE to make games ofc, what're u all makin

gusty star
#

I'm on summer break till September; I was working on a western city builder called Tumbleweed, where you play as the mayor of a boomtown in 1850 california. But in Unity lol.

sleek granite
#

How're them stubbies treatin ya'

sleek granite
#

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#

AYTYYYYY'

solid hull
deep copper
sleek granite
#

thats kind of racist out loud

#

hm

#

the mods already clocked me

#

aint takin the risk leavin that up lmao

solid hull
turbid spindleBOT
#

@solid hull, :8ball: My reply is no.

deep copper
#

it's okay, they got a three strike system here

#

after 3 you get banned

sleek granite
#

first day and im almost down to my last one

#

i mean, if its like a silent strike

deep copper
#

you probably didn't get striked, the strike is carried by manny

sleek granite
#

Well isn't Manny quite Handy

deep copper
#

yeah, first strike, 10 mins, then 1 hr

sleek granite
#

what is this, runescape?

#

also 2000hours on that btw

#

but that i say with great shame

deep copper
#

30 days cooldown for each strike,

#

as in the strike goes away

sleek granite
#

ah i see

gusty star
#

Hmm do I open source my first game project since its on Unity, or do I leave it on the shelf big hmm.

deep copper
#

i have only got 2 strikes so far i think, maybe 3

sleek granite
#

i almost misunderstood that

#

i thought u could get one strike and then go insane for 30 days

#

like an absolute menace

deep copper
gusty star
#

Yeah I didn't pay anything, so ye ye

sleek granite
#

I did the maths

#

i dont know maths

deep copper
#

you go insane twice and get 2 strikes ! then it goes away after 30 days

#

rinse and repeat!

sleek granite
#

Im pretty sure the mods are

#

humans

#

that know a recurring douche when they see one

deep copper
#

yes!

#

they can also straight up ban if they feel so

#

so do only minor crimes

sleek granite
#

well we still have to be cautious

#

oop

#

i mean

#

01000010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100110 01110101 01101100

deep copper
#

you said you didn't know math!

sleek granite
#

do you see a maths symbol dear sir

deep copper
#

0

#

and 1

#

seems math ๐Ÿค”

sleek granite
#

those 3 lines made my brain so smooth

gusty star
#

I went onto my code academy account

#

and somehow I was done most of the c++ course? dafuq when

#

i remember nothing

deep copper
#

jk

sleek granite
#

it'll deflate at the slightest touch

sleek granite
#

Screw it, I'll make a quick mobile moba prototype

#

and im done

#

game dev is so easy

deep copper
#

plug and play!!

#

but it's rated 3.5

sleek granite
#

Multiplayer is just a tick box away

deep copper
#

01000010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100110 01110101 01101100

sleek granite
#

yes i will be

#

01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01100111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00001010

deep copper
#

01100001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01110100

#

it feels like a troll tbh, but as long as it works i suppose

sleek granite
#

01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101100 01101100 00001010

#

this is probably what most people think dev servers look like

#

when in reality it looks like

deep copper
sleek granite
#

game dev role in the project server

#

nah m8 i got caught slippin by this before

deep copper
#

01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101

sleek granite
#

now this i got caught

#

hexadec

#

for real for real though, anyone wanna make a game together

#

I can do literally anything and everything else but the actual programming

#

for now.

#

you want funds? done, you want publisher relations, lemme call up ma boi from RE:Legend real quick

#

you want excel sheets showcasing market research and competitors? eeeezz

#

a well managed LLC with all the legal shizzle dealt with?

#

i gotcha

#

Malaysia*

#

AC is cheap

#

gottem

gusty star
#

Eh Canada legalized marijuana, hard to pass that up hehe

sleek granite
#

everythings legal

gusty star
#

Its way less stressful if its not illegal xD

sleek granite
#

the thrill only adds to my pleasure

#

aint much better here actually

#

death penalty for users and distributors

#

t h r i l l

deep copper
#

that explains your situation xD

sleek granite
#

i mean u wont get gunned down in the streets but you'll be paraded and executed

#

for smoking a leaf.

deep copper
#

parades are nice

sleek granite
#

If you live in the real world, you know that most of us buy it from the police anyway

#

New Zealand is just warmer UK

#

so yea Japan for sure

#

N e w Z e a l a n d I s J u s t W a r m e r U K

#

dont make me repeat myself

gusty star
#

Eh either would probably be hype ngl

sleek granite
#

at least the culture in Japan is

#

"substantial"

#

New Zealand? I mean if you wanna hit up Auckland for some used needles

deep copper
#

.. in terms of needles or

sleek granite
#

I would go for Japan, been there 3 times and I still look forward to when I have the time to go again

#

New Zealand, one and done.

#

I wont admit im a weeb

#

but i honestly go there for the food

deep copper
#

maybe you can become one while you go there !

sleek granite
#

and its kinda weird in a good way when you see giant anime girls plastered on skyscrapers and public transport

#

its like a theme park

gusty star
#

lmao

sleek granite
#

i dont know why that made me sound like an incel

#

twas not my intention

deep copper
#

it's just your imagination

#

it sounds fine

sleek granite
#

nah its ingrained in their culture

#

tattoos = yakuza

#

yakuza = trouble

#

people = dont want trouble

#

yakuza = dont want foreigners

deep copper
#

just hide the tattoos with anime stickers

sleek granite
#

if the place you're going to is owned by anyone over the age of 40 then you probably wont be able to go in

sleek granite
#

holy shit

#

its so good

deep copper
#

if it's on a building it's fine on you

sleek granite
deep copper
sleek granite
deep copper
#

so they only got two choices ๐Ÿค”

#

yakuza or weeb

sleek granite
#

in all honesty tho unless u have swastikas or stuff like dragons, koi fish or hanyas

#

u should be fine

deep copper
#

just call everyone strong aniki and you are yakuza

proud jay
#

do yakuza look up to anakin?

sleek granite
#

all of them do

deep copper
#

gotta ask laura

sleek granite
#

they all have a framed picture

foggy path
#

afaik the tattoo thing is very real

#

it has become more accepted in general at least if it's a smaller tattoo, and if you're obviously a foreigner

#

but it's still a thing

sleek granite
#

if you're white as a ghost

#

and have a tattoo

#

you're gucci

deep copper
#

do you look foreigner enough? then it's safe

sleek granite
#

if you're asian and have a tattoo

#

wellllll

foggy path
#

it probably also depends on region... tokyo most likely will be much more accepting of it than beppu or something lol

sleek granite
#

forget about shops refusing you, i would be afraid of people tailing you

foggy path
#

Unless you look like a freak they probably won't really refuse you except at bathhouses and such

deep copper
#

just put anime stickers, way Safer

sleek granite
#

wear an ahegao hoodie

#

thank me later

foggy path
#

Just watch Thermae Romae on Netflix to learn all about it

sleek granite
#

the plot is "this must be the coincidental european person i was expecting today"

#

its an anime series about a roman bath house architect that gets transported to modern japan

#

he then proceeds to steal their technology and take credit for it

deep copper
#

that's an interesting concept

foggy path
#

Yeah it's pretty fun

sleek granite
#

so its just an animated biopic about T.Jefferson

#

its barely an anime

#

its just the art style

foggy path
#

Yeah there are no cute girls in it

#

Just manly roman men

deep copper
#

just old bathing men

sleek granite
#

stop it you're making it sound like an anime again

gusty star
#

foul, no, two foul!

topaz depot
#

๐Ÿคจ

deep copper
#

priorities

sleek granite
#

Adults that look like minors*

topaz depot
#

I hope you mean the romantic minors in Music!

deep copper
sleek granite
#

Ancient relics that look like minors*

gusty star
#

mental gymnastics to justify pedophilia*

sleek granite
#

Fate is just necrophilia with extra steps

topaz depot
#

this lounge is more NSFW and worse than actual NSFW communities in discord

sleek granite
#

Bleach is a reverse isekai

foggy path
#

my image of sk0g

deep copper
#

all because you wanted to eat food in a weeb place while being covered in tattoos

sleek granite
#

24-hour cinderalla up in here

#

i replied to the wrong msg

#

zomg knows

#

or you could go the other way

#

and just get absolutely tatted out of your mind

deep copper
#

just wear a full sleeve thing

sleek granite
#

ta moko kinda vibe

foggy path
#

just paint your skin

deep copper
#

...where are you tattoos exactlym

#

?*

foggy path
#

you can go ganguro style

sleek granite
#

complete the puzzle

deep copper
#

r*

sleek granite
#

get them on your face you pussy

#

then even the yakuza will leave you alone

deep copper
foggy path
#

can't tell from under all this

sleek granite
#

isnt that

#

kurogyaru?

turbid spindleBOT
#

:no_entry_sign: sk0g#9853 was banned.

sleek granite
#

or some subspecies

foggy path
#

Oh dear

deep glen
#

thats one

foggy path
#

What did he even post ๐Ÿค”

#

I wasn't paying that much attention lol

sleek granite
#

wuuuut

deep copper
#

no idea , i wasn't finished reading everything

proud jay
#

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

#

Skog banned?

#

what happened?

foggy path
#

Oh wait maybe it was the anime child fiddling things he talked about :p

sleek granite
#

i think my words might have alerted a mod which then made the mod check the msgs

deep glen
#

seriously wtf are you people thinking discussing that shit

sleek granite
#

Japan

#

No cap

proud jay
#

wasn't reading chat for 10 min, missed all the drama ๐Ÿ˜ญ

foggy path
#

lol

#

it's not like he was really saying it was cool, just a weird opinion on anime I guess :P

#

I mostly ignored it because I've heard it all before and didn't want to start arguing about it lol

turbid spindleBOT
#

:triangular_flag_on_post: Ben.Lee#1458 received strike 1. As a result, they were muted for 10 minutes.

deep copper
#

he didn't mean it but i can see why it can get weird without context

gusty star
#

idk man pedophiles pull all sorts of shit

turbid spindleBOT
#

:triangular_flag_on_post: TedDraws#0648 received strike 1. As a result, they were muted for 10 minutes.

proud jay
#

๐Ÿ”จ

deep glen
#

im seriously so pissed im considering banning everyone who even vaguely participated in that convo

heavy palm
#

Jesus Christ.
Anyway!

tulip orbit
#

I missed something apparently

heavy palm
#

Red pandas are always welcome

deep copper
#

i didn't know they had such thick tails

heavy palm
#

I gave my hamster a larger living space in a 120 qt container. Seems to be enjoying himself.
Not a red panda, but still cute.

proud jay
#

just paint it red lmao

sleek granite
#

First of all, I apologize for breaking rule 6. I will no longer engage in such deplorable behavior

proud jay
#

some say the B in Blue Man stands for Banhammer

sleek granite
#

blue man got me liek

broken sigil
#

I have a feeling all my animals are slightly messed up in the head
My parrot has the cage open all day and doesn't even consider going out
It used to stand on my cat and the cat didn't even blink (that cat died ๐Ÿฅฒ )

I had a guinea pig (looks like a hamster), also had the cage open at all times and it never went outside it
Also that same cat used to go in the cage and hang out with the hamster thing lol

proud jay
#

are you sure there's not like neurotoxins all over your house making your pets unable to move

#

would explain your low heart rate as well

sleek granite
#

My hedgehog jumped off my balcony and survived

#

then proudly walked into a swimming pool

broken sigil
#

Nah someone poisoned him, survived with some damage to the nervous system and the brain and it died years later from a stroke as a result of that

#

yep, none of my cats had ever had a happy end

sleek granite
#

a qt

gusty star
#

someone shot my cat with a pellet gun when i was a kid ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

and we had to put him down

heavy palm
#

Please

gusty star
#

rip shadow

broken sigil
#

They learned from the best ๐Ÿ˜…

heavy palm
#

no more

sleek granite
#

its messed up

#

a new article at least once a month

deep copper
#

and i was not involved!

broken sigil
sleek granite
#

the most recent one was poisoning at a luxury dog park

broken sigil
#

Ok yeah lets change the topic lol

sleek granite
#

BLUE MAN

#

I wanna know

#

what kinda games you play/make

broken sigil
#

It was meant to be happy story about my messed up animals lol

sleek granite
#

or use UE for

#

lotsa uses for UE

broken sigil
#

I like this theory ๐Ÿ˜…

#

I do have an even more creepy pfp that is probably not sfw enough to use here lol

sleek granite
#

Im at the edge of my seat @broken sigil

broken sigil
# sleek granite what kinda games you play/make

or use UE for
lotsa uses for UE
I mostly play Apex (haven't played it in a while)
Rocket league
Now recently played Stray and just started Horizon zero dawn

As for UE I can't share much since everything is under NDAs lol
But I kinda specialize in custom engine tools, physics systems/simulations, bit of gameplay stuff and recently been doing some research on machine learning and AI

sleek granite
#

Great stuff

broken sigil
#

I kinda want to hear it lol

sleek granite
#

I hope you enjoy Horizon more than I did

broken sigil
#

My research doesn't include MJ if that's what you mean ๐Ÿ˜…

sleek granite
#

the story carried it for sure

broken sigil
#

ah that's my catgirl angel research, that's different

sleek granite
#

mmmmm

#

Competitive stuff

#

life giving competitive stuff

gusty star
#

tho co-op multiplayer is where its at in that game

sleek granite
#

dont lie to him

broken sigil
#

I watched it on twitch, it does look quite cool

gusty star
#

eh hes a competitive player he'll be fine

#

its relaxing sometimes

#

but it can be as stressful as anything lol

sleek granite
#

we must be playing different games

#

because i swear to god not one night goes by without a damn invasion

gusty star
sleek granite
#

its worse than getting pked in wildy

gusty star
#

fair lol

sleek granite
#

i saw fortnite

broken sigil
#

sent by accident

sleek granite
#

you cant lie to me

broken sigil
#

Still typing shhh

#

In my Fortnite days I was this ๐Ÿ‘Œ close to qualifying for the world cup with a friend
In rocket league I'm GC, which is like 1-2% of the whole player base
And in Apex before I quit I was getting to high Diamond/master so I can handle some difficult/competitive stuff ๐Ÿ˜…

Like how my achievements in life are high ranks in games lmao

gusty star
#

noice

#

my one buddy is a GC in rocket league as well

sleek granite
#

Ah yes - Blue Man, rate my first ever - bad decision - money pit - anxiety inducing game dev project

gusty star
#

but hes played it since release i think? idk

sleek granite
broken sigil
#

3 max

gusty star
sleek granite
#

I am shamelessly looking for affirmation or advice - either one works

gusty star
#

the only thing im top 3% in was duolingo a year or two ago xD

proud jay
#

the only thing I'm top 3% in is disappointing my parents

sleek granite
broken sigil
sleek granite
#

I was once top 10 at a guilty gear tournament

#

there were only 10 players

gusty star
#

lmao

sleek granite
broken sigil
#

I'm also extremely picky with the equipment I use, like mouse, mousepad, mouse skates, etc... lol

sleek granite
#

I came here to develop my game dev skillz

#

and i received a strike on the first day

#

WHICH WAS FAIR.

#

no sarcasm.

#

As long as you had an influence or made an impact on someone else

#

I would call that an achievement

gusty star
#

i once got all the achievements on LA Noire, that was my finest hour ofc

foggy path
#

My greatest gaming achievement is being only a second slower than a professional GT3 racing driver in iRacing :p

gusty star
#

had to replay each mission like a billion times tho

sleek granite
#

I hunted a Nergigante with a longsword in 3 minutes

#

So I got that going for me

#

Just in case the name is too spicy

#

here is definite proof im not making up names to be a menace

gusty star
#

monster hunter or something?

sleek granite
#

Yea

foggy path
#

sounds like you're a nerd gigante ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ‘‰

sleek granite
#

Im currently making a bloodborne X Monster hunter title

proud jay
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bloodborne is lit, monster hunter is shit

sleek granite
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I put the last purchase of Monster Hunter Rise and the DLC under "company expenses"

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"R&D"

proud jay
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time to call the tax man

foggy path
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I would link that banger "bloodborne sex" meme song but I'm afraid it may be slightly too spicy

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lol

sleek granite
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You should delete that line right now

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bad words are a no no