#Last One to Post Wins
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What is this
They added a new forum feature
And the last one to post wins?
Easy – unless someone checks this in the future
I checked it in the future
Essentially, yeah.
Well what happens now
nothing for you
Glad discord shows if there is a new message on a forum and you don't have to go and check it yourself
I know, what a wonderful feature
But what if we could disable it?
That would really stink
Image embeds should now work.
That's a sneaky way of securing last message
But that would never happen on my watch
I'm getting broke on words
I can go on forever
I dont believe you.
Well why not
I’ll never move on
I’m very rooted
Like one of those big ass trees in like Colorado or somethin
Hyarinc's been here before I joined the game, and I started playing in 2020
Just look at the Beta Tester tag, and you know you can't win
Redwood?
🌳
And passion, yes.
Guys guess what
What
Question still stands
Who is Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls
You see that their message stayed at the bottom of this forum
Yes yes but when is the “end”?
Does Mr. yumyum36 just decide or is there some bomb that goes off
Nah I don't decide in any way afaik.
Ok then how do we know when the end is 🤨
Well I’m not gonna stop posting
They always do. Eventually.
Not me
good luck
Thanks
I baffled by the fact that this thread got it's meow counter to three.
Afternoon.
I saw it at 2 and did the inevitable.
Good morning 👋
So now we're just spamming gifs because we're out of words
It’s mostly bc I think they’re funny
But I’ll stop if you think im out of things to say 👍
No matter how poorly you misspell "spongebob" into the gif searcher, it will always return spongebob.
Did you konw taht no mtetar how prooly you mspleil a wrod, as lnog as you put the frsit and lsat letrts of a wrod in the rghit palce you can raed the wrod
No. That hurt my eyes to read.
I guess they conducted a study that said you don’t even need a lot of vowels for you to read English
I can’t find the specific study, but it is called “disemvoweling”
For a moment I thought you're using the same technic on the last word
I’m not even sure if I could do that tbh
I think it’s too uncommon of a word for it to be don’t like that
Gm guys
Good morning.
Come here often?
I did.
Ily ❤️
Oh, so that's why sometimes all channels get highlitten. (I'm pretty sure this isn't an existing word, but it seemed weird enough to drop into the 2nd mayhem channel – sheogorath's spam being the first)
Gm everyone
Just wanted to let everyone know how good my life has been going since I spent 600 soul gems and crafted 3 premium scuttlers
I can tell with your avatar.
"Friendship with Hulking Mummy BROKEN. Now Scuttler is my best friend"
😔
Just write :scuttler: every time you would want to use it
That’s a fantastic idea
You could even drop adjectives before it to broaden the emotional range a scuttler can express
LMFAOOOOOO
Like this - :sadscuttler:
Omggggg :moaningscuttler: 💀💀💀💀😫
Now who wouldn't add an emote after getting sadscuttler'd? I sure wouldn't, but maybe it works on yumyum
(Or I have to wait because you're still here and writing)
(Which means I can't win the Last One to Post challenge)
Well you won’t win it for a variety of reasons
1 being that I won’t stop
And 2 being 1
I should've waited with this one to have more time without thinking
:sadscuttler:
:happyscuttler:
I think when I will have the time, I'll design some small scuttler pictures
and we'll have images instead of emotes
to use
Thing is
Our emote space is probably full
And if you really want to express everything you feel
Take
out
LETS GOOOOO
well
11 SCUTTLERS
But :sadscuttler: is way more fun to read instead of seeing it
For now
I was always conservative in adding emoji, when we added emoji last, we did an "emote vote" where a bunch of users could submit emotes, and then we'd add the top 3-4 based on the vote.
:sadscuttler: will evolve into something wonderful
how could reading the name out ever be worse than seeing just a bare picture? :confusedscuttler:
A little frivolous spending here and there is ok occasionally
Alright, I have to go. You win for now
Thanks boss
:scuttler_disappearing:
When I scroll up to the top on mobile discord crashes.
:mudcrabwave: 
s6
iPhone works just fine
s6 is a bit old now.
Could be why
2015 phone
I don’t keep up with phones really, I just buy a new one every few years
Wow
One of those gas station ones you'd pay $20 for and have like $20 worth of texting and calls.
I haven’t been alive that long 😟
8 years?
Nope
RIP 9 years old
Yeah actually I’m just on my mons phone
Scuttlers have a life expectancy of 10 year RIP in peace.
But yeah I guess I need to upgrade my phone. Two things I'm looking for are less radiation, and less spyware stuff I guess.
Less radiation 💀💀💀
I mean older models were a little worse about it. If you had data and wifi on at the same time, you could go over the legal limit for radiation from phones.
That’s crazy
It's still technically not much in the grand scheme of things, but like prefer to be under it lmao
I mean yeah why would you want a bunch of radiation in your pocket 💀
I mean it's nonionizing radiation.
I mean I think it’s like you just want the least amount possible no?
As much as I love the scuttler I can’t fucking deal with that pfp 💀
Yeah I'm a little paranoid, but not paranoid enough. Nonionizing radiation doesn't carry enough energy to cause cancer most of the time.
most of the time
It's a "risk factor" so maybe in like 50 years we'll see old people develop some symptoms or something.
Text me in 50 years
“Hey siri make an event in my calendar for April 13 2073 called “yumyum36 text””
But it's basically: The amount is so low and everpresent, you probably couldn't distinguish anything caused by it in a significant amount of time, compared to say just going about your day to day life.
Yeah, this girl did like a whole presentation on like how phones can’t cause cancer but all they can do all these other things that I’ve never experienced
Oh yeah, like what?
I wanna say (this was last semester) stuff like make your body temperature rise and eat away (slowly) at the outermost layer of your skin very slightly
But I don’t quite remember off the top of my head, I wasn’t paying too much attention
I just remember thinking everything she brought up was total bs
There was that guy who discovered radiation who loved going to bed with his "warm rocks".
I always think of that whenever I touch my overheating phone at night lmao
I wouldn't be surprised if it's fake, because I heard it secondhand and google ain't pulling up any results.
This is the only similar case I could find and it was some campers in russia who found discarded radioactive rods and used it to warm themselves: https://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf
Evolution is a thing
Not on my watch
Behold the 4 armed scuttler!
Where 👁️👁️
It'll eventually "evolute" itself. A version with arms might be better at defending its partner, and will overcome all the armless scuttlers.
It only evolves if it needs to. Maybe it will, maybe it won’t
Happy friday!
Guys guess what
"What"
There you go
I was able to guess "what". Although it was a little bit easy since I didn't have to really guess because you told me the right answer
What's the news?
Guys ☹️
Did you think we forgot about this channel?
It was almost a week since my last real post so kinda
never
Well It was starting to get lonely in here
We're nearing 250 posts which is far more than I initially expected.
Well what the fuck are we even competing for btw
This is the quesion of every TESL tournament I've orgazined or took part in. For a while, you can compete for cards, but there is a point where those doesn't matter anymore
And that leaves prestige
And making this channel the longest forum-thread in the server.
Well I think it already is the longest forum no?
True.
Good morning
Good Morning!
What are you guys up to this morning
Work and then some arena, and then work.
Managed to go up from #8 legend to #5 legend.
Rank 5 for both versus modes.
Nice
What do you do for work
You seem like you like deal with some heavy machinery
Like construction or somethin
Concrete maybe
threat?
yes
treat
Bro bouta hit us with the most intense threat
treat the threatening thread.
I work in accounting.
what if he accounts heavy machinery?
everything is a possibility
It's a 50-50 either is or isn't.
Well which 50-50 is it
Gm guys
Bouta fulfill myself with some early morning cello playing
Hope you guys enjoy your mornings as well
@past sluice
Go to sleep
👍
🫡
Thanks for waking me up
o7
Not any more.
It’s my brothers birthday too
May the 4th be with him. 😉
borthday
So. You could say they caught you in the fifth degree.
post
Post wins
I found this guy 
He’s on rimmen purveyor
Never new where he came from till yesterday
Good morning guys
good afternoon
Good Night
It’s 7:47
Anytime after 6 is a good night.
I guess
Unless it was a bad night I suppose.
Congrats.
Would you guys look at my deck tho
Nvm I can’t send images here
Deckbuilder for The Elder Scrolls: Legends Digital Card Game
I’m thinking ab maybe swapping ald velothi assassin out for a slightly bigger 2 drop like wind keep or somethin and maybe subbing out dushnikh for earthbone
Images should be enabled here.
I'd personally recommend:
Skinned Hound -> that 2/2 with beast form
Cradlecrush Giant -> 5 cost 5/4 orc OR 4/1 charge
Imbued Mino -> 3 cost 2/2 orc with proph
Then you have a hit face midgro
Hit face???
Candlecrush is super good for mid or control, but why be mid when you can just hit face???
Yes I play a mid mid midrange.
If we're talking playstiles, then I have to drop the draw playstile. I don't care if it's Hlaalu/Crusader aggro, something mid (if there is a draw mid) or Doomcrag, I just want to see cards go brrr
If Shrine would be 3 cards/turn, then I would he probably playing Shrine-Control Tribunal, but then everyone would hate me
Not something with green?
Green draw is lazy
Real draw decks try to find insane draw where cards actually do something
Like when Shrine of Namira was 3 cards/turn to draw 1, Tribunal Control could play it
And Doomcrag, ofc. But Red and Purple have useful cards, and now you can draw and charge at the same time
Crusader with Assault and Runebreaking guy whom name I forgot
Yellow draw of any kind is memorable because it's the second worst at it.
Green > Red > Blue > Yellow > Purple
I thought blue had better than red
Red draw is largely conditional though.
Blue has better individual draw (drawing a single card), red has conditional multi-draw
Idk maybe I’m just an idiot but I find it tough to put red draw in decks, cards seem pretty situational. Like the 4 cost draw 5 then discard your hand, there’s the one daedra that draws if there’s a wounded creature in the lane, the one if you have 2 or more
creatures, triumphant jarl is pretty good but flops if you get behind, the one beast for card isn’t instant but there’s cards like ulfrics housecarl that’s pretty good
Just sucks if you’re not playing

Blood Crazed Daedroth and Rapid Shot is one of the best draw combos in red IMO.
What is a trig final?
Thanks boss
Good luck hope it went well.
I have it in 20 mins 😟
Study if possible, good luck!!
Credit goes to Rooples for the Music and the concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkO8hTb7hL0&ab_channel=Rooples
super scuffed but I needed to make this
@calm cove It continues as long as someone posts.
💪
🤝
It's true.
Cmonnnnnn
I am in Maine this weekend.
Why
Meet some buddies.
Guys playing some commander with a couple buddies has turned into one of the most fun things in my life rn
I highly reccomend
Oh yeah that's what we did too.
Also went to a nearby arcade called round 1 and played dance rush/pump it up.
Sauron, Prossh, that jund toolbox blitz guy, and the knight eminence guy.
All my removal was for nonblack creatures lmao.
Markov?
Jund guy has "Toolbox" in his name, from capenna.
The knight guy is uwb and has an eminence ability.
Ohhhhh
Sauron guy won with flashback cards + faithless looting and guttersnipe.
Sauron player also has a markov deck.
Just buys whatever precons he thinks are cool. (those two so far)
Prossh, I borrowed it off the host as I forgot to bring a deck with me.
Mana base was bad.
It's the precon.
The older precons had rougher fixing, with guild gates.
Honestly, in terms of power level I think prossh is too strong.
And they've only made commander decks stronger since.
What’s the precons name, do you know?
Prossh
I found it

Or will he?
No
No?
Definitely not
Never
Ever?
Oh, no, here we go again
Never ever
If you don't want to go again, you can just opt out, y'know
Somehow palpatine returned.
And not only him, but we as well - and that's the problem otherwise we wouldn't be contesting for being the last to post in this channel
"Not"? You're too kind
Would any of you be interested in playing in a thought experiment?
You pick any 3 cards and that's your whole deck, starting in your hand. There is one lane of 4 and you don't lose runes or the game due to having an empty deck.
Under those perameters what is the best deck you all can think of?
So the game progresses as normal, starting at 1 magicka, ending at 12?
Yeah
And the ring still exists?
Yep you do both matchups (first and second) and assume both players are playing perfectly with perfect information.
I was thinking Edict of Azura, Hive Defender, Odahviing.
Wait, help me: Does this mean we don't have a deck, we just have our hand and that's it?
Just our hand of 3 cards, nothing else.
Elusive Schemer, Dark Rebirth, Javelin
Yeah that is a tough list to beat.
Part of me wants to say just three covenant marauders (the ones that get +2/+0 when you have no cards in hand?)
Kills in 5 but no removal
You would lose to yumyum's hive defender then
Unless I’m wrong?
Turn 1 - 0
Turn 2 -4 (26)
Turn 3 - 12 (14)
Turn 4 - 12 (2)
Turn 5 - 12 (-10)
Nope I’m right
Just a bit too slow
You know it. 😉
fellas
Hello
No
Yes
Truly the last post of all time.
This is just really sad. This was the card game that got me into card games.
oh, no, we revived this
and now I have to keep up
so here's to keeping up until you decide to lock this channel
Never
Now that will be a problem, as I'm sure I'll forget this exists in a few weeks again
I hope we can revive the game man 😔
No worries, I'll randomly remind you every other week or so.
Let's just hope that all of you forget this with me, but I will be the last to forget
or something like that
You’ll never outlast me
Maybe I'll lose interest at some point?
How about right now
.
It's too early
and also
since TESL shut down
I'm constantly checking discord and reddit
as I did in the last two weeks
only to find that nothing is happening
.
Now that is quite the something
I'm trying to formulate entire sentences making sense here while yumyum is playing a resource-game
why use up your thoughts when you can just drop a dot instead
Jarvis ban @past sluice
@wooden tundra are you interested in doing the custom card set or should I give your slots to others?
Seem to have ignored the thread.
You can give it away. I’m interested but I just got hit with so much work from college I haven’t had the time 😔😵💫
I’d still like to make cards, but maybe I can just do it by myself 😂
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You guys should go listen to the kabalevsky cello concerto
It’s a really interesting piece. It was written in the 1900s giving it a more modern feel without the avant garde aspects of other music written around that time - take Prokofiev, one of his contemporaries, for example.
Also I’m researching how to make the game into a paper card game. My current issue is adjusting the cards to fit in a traditional rectangle. I’ve thought about just adding a border, or using a magic the gathering frame but that won’t match the colors and also some cards will need to be adjusted to match the limitations of a paper game.
The ring can be 3D printed with removable gems or another implement can be made. Tokens for +/- 2, 3, 4, & 5 tokens can be made along with tokens for keywords that are added from items and other actions can be made the same way.
I've seen people make custom versions of it where they shift the stats around.
Does extending the black border not work?
The power and toughness extend further than the border there will either be a big black border around the whole card or I would have to adjust it
I can only say the same as I said in other channels. Make a deck with cards 1-100 for each player. Then make a sheet that has the cards assigned to a number for each of your decks
and then you don't have to print 1326*3*2 cards not even counting that you can create cards for which you'd need to print more
Why would you print every single card in the game when every card in the game doesn’t see play? I’m doing the math now on how much 100 cards + tokens would cost
if you have a printer, it'd cost almost nothing
It looks like it’s only about $30 from https://www.printplaygames.com/product/1-circles/
I'll show you a photo on how we play at home
next time we build up the table
then you'll see why I think it's not necessary to print anything for it
I could just print out all the images and put them in sleeves with bulk mtg cards and cut out paper circles, but I want it to feel good to play
I think I understand what you mean, and it’s fine that you do that but that’s not necessarily what I want.
it depends on how many decks you want to play
I don’t think I would play tons of it, but it’d be fun to have. I can always make custom cards and decks and have them printed on cardstock front and back when I’d like a new one
Would be kind of fun to print out two sets for some at home matches
That’s what I’m sayin
I know, right?
Fr
Fr fr
Honestly
Truly.
I wholeheartedly agree
Well, your wrong.
That’s interesting, because you had previously agreed with me
Did I? You sure?
Yep 👍
I've had a change of heart
How unfortunate
That was a strangely quick response. I thought I might have a bit longer than an hour victory this time
you have to try when the others are asleep
You caught me at a fortunate time
I usually do that
because I wait until all you americans are sleeping
and then sneak in an 8 hour victory
Guys guess what I learned in my music theory class yesterday
I did my counting
and this was 13 hours as well
however, malo should be awake atm
which means I'll get dethroned very soon
motif
Good afternoon everyone
No. Chickens have a unique taste in music
One second of glory.
I am indeed awake. I had a music theory exam this morning and then quintet rehearsal
Solid day victory
I'll drop a message here for that impatience
otherwise I sometimes just check this channel but let the last one stay
because I do not care that much about who's last to post as long as the posts keep happening
Because the last to post wins.
I deserve it
Not even a minute lol
Shame
Guess what
Chicken butt
Fuck you
💔
How can we heal together?
send money to my cashapp and I’ll send you money back
Not as much, but rest assured you’ll get some back
$$
You scoundrel
Now I’ll give you 0 money and you give me 3 money and I’ll give hyranic 2 money
Let’s begin
€¥£
Now wth is that
Like the dollar, but over 1000x less valuable
More like $6.80, lol
Crazy win streak rn
Correspondingly, I have a nebulous loss streak.
Funny how that works
Mhm, it's a shame.
Truly
do you guys wanna play overwatch 2 with me and a friend
were on a 6 game losing streak
we need help
I'm on a losing streak in marvel rivals lol
I haven't played overwatch since rivals launched.
aw man
I have piss poor internet and no fps skills...
Welcome to the club
You gentlemen are growing soft
I'm marvel rivals gaming.
Not for long
Work hit me pretty hard recently. 🤣
Unfortunate
Slowly and silently the server sleeps
Anyone can post last.
Have you guys played ESO?
TES version of FO76, right?
I'm kidding. Ive sunk a decent amount of time into ESO. 🤣
I was gonna say I think you got it backwards
Sdrawkcab
But I’d rather you think I’m a fool than open my mouth and prove it
I have no such hesitations.
Is it grindy like destiny or diablo?
Nothin new, unfortunately
I wouldn't say grindy. The story gets kind of repetitive with each expansion though.
I see
That's good
Me and my brother were thinking about playing it
But he has the attention span of a goldfish so I don’t think he could handle a really grindy game
They're going to announce skyrim 4 tomorrow.
I enjoyed skyrim 1, 2 and 3, so this a welcome addition to the skyrim series.
I personally found the third Legend of Skyrim game to be the best one.
Best fallout sequel series ever. 👌
Did you guys play oblivion? Did you have trouble with the leveling system?
I played it wrong from memory.
I skipped so much content.
Sign: Steed and ran straight to martin.
Then straight to the first oblivion portal.
You need to do this. Otherwise the portal scales with your level, and named characters die.
It's important not to let named allies die.
Uh oh
You could have saved them. If only you had been weaker.
Baurus just died for me the other day
Well that's depressing
It was when we were retrieving the mysterium Xarxes vol. 3 and 4
He got killed by the cultists
I'm about to play that mission. 🤞
I take it you bought the remaster?
Gamepass. I play most games now on Xbox, lol
Mixed feelings. I like it and I'm enjoying it. But selling basically the same game with updated graphics for almost new release price doesn't quite sit right with me.
I actually really like that Bethesda didn't over hype it before hand. They basically said "By the way, we did this thing. You can download it tonight" and then dropped the mic. I like that
Would you have preferred a remake over a remaster?
I really like that they stayed true to the original game and kind of just put it in the shell of a new game
You can't reach the 12 days streak mark
and malo got dethroned just like that (for a couple of hours, maybe, but more likely it'll take only a few minutes before the discord notification reaches its destination)
why 12 days?
because it would've been 12 days if I don't write something
no other particular reason
Understandable
ok, in my estimation, you must be sleeping right now
which means it's my time to shine
and if you're already awake, then you got me
Hey, @past sluice , I thought I'll try to ping you here - as I know you're still checking the server - about getting a Heroes of Vordë session set up. Last time we spoke in DMs you expressed interest for a try ("I'm down to try it" - 03.03.), but I wasn't able to reach you since then (tried to ping you a few times, deleted most of it since then so it doesn't bloat our DMs.) If you're not interested anymore, no worries about it, just wanted to make sure that's the case as it would be terrible to lose a potential player to communication issues. I know it's just a TTS mod so not that exciting, but still, we're having the next expansion drop July 1st with Telvanni, Guildsworn and Redoran getting added to the game. If you see this, feel free to answer here or in DMs.
The invite to play is also open to malo and hyranic, if you have / plan to have TTS. Everyone's playing with voice chat, so the social interaction also gives a huge buff to the playing experience - but if you want to, it's possible to play without it, using just TTS's own built-in chat.
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And with that wall of text, I broke malo's month-long reign - for a few hours (minutes?) at least.
I've been meaning to get into it, but I've found myself addicted to marvel rivals.
I do not have or plan to have tabletop simulator soon. Am currently broke
Steam summer sale.
How much?
I’ll take it if you’re down but no pressure, I can deal without it
I'm yumyum36 on steam, add me so I can send it to you.
I don’t have my laptop on me rn, I can in a bit
In the last five months I've played like an hour with each player each month (there was Nocturnal at the start but he went silent not long since, then ILiKePaStA, ioftherestlessstorm, AyRoss, avengedfish and me + Tywnis said she'll be playing starting July, Shadow is also planning to join and CoreData had already promised me to play in July) – and they haven't played with eachother outside of the tournament which we're having right now, so it's not like it's another "fulltime game." So if you ever feel up to it, now's always the best time to play a first session and see how different it is from TESL.
👍
Guys I don’t know how to use tts
@raven surge
@wooden tundra I'll just show you when I get home
Thanks boss
currently in a summer camp with church, but I'll be back Tuesday night (afternoon for you americans)
Enjoy your stay
you can choose whichever day you'd like and we'll build a deck & play a few matches
Sounds good man I’ll let you know
good one, trying to steal back being the last to post
but it doesn't work like that
not with a "sounds good" "man" & "I'll let you know", all all too easy to use phrases for me to let you be the last
Im just at work dude 😭
ok
now you see, that was a low effort answer
but I actually have something to say, that's why I even opened discord
it just occured to me that you actually can already build a deck if you just load in the Heroes of Vordë Workshop Mod
I'll link you the rulebook-sheet and you'll find the how-to at the bottom under the "how to download HOV" section
TABLETOP SIMULATOR CONTROLS F - flip a card R - shuffle a deck or roll a dice Q and E - rotate by set degree (you can alter the degree of rotation and the top of your screen) Any number while hovering a deck - draw that many cards (works with token piles too) Click and drag - move a card/token o...
the TableTop Controls section will also help you navigate TTS
while you're building a deck
I don't have TTS right now. 🥲
but be sure to ping me if you ever buy it
Absolutely
Are you guys phasmophobia gamers
no, horror games aren't my thing, I'm too easy to scare
Aw man
It is a good day gents.
It’s very hot outside
I didn't get to ride the bike because I feared we'll have rain
but it was 39 just 2 days ago
and I had headaches for 3 days because it was so hot there was no amount of water drank that could help me stay hydrated
so I get you
(39 is in Celsius, for the record)
yeah, we had cold front hit us and now it's at 30
but it was insane
I was boiling in my own room, not even out in the sun
I am back
Not if I have anything to say about it
wb