off-topic

[hot ember]

So true

[fair willow]

meow meowwww

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/head-pat-suzuran-headpat-arknights-gif-20241685

Stealing Jack's GIF cuz its cute

[vocal fiber]

A guy hit me

3 punches in my jaw

Sooooooo

He's going to court with me

[worldly rose]

🫂 I see

[vocal fiber]

It will be fast

Mine is at 12:00

But there are 2 in front of me

So

Time to play Bloons Adventure Time TD

[hasty estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954031666010128474/1495872976896393327/2.gif

[worldly rose]

[vocal fiber]

Done

I've returned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297776109844435015.webp?size=240&animated=true

[worldly rose]

Welcome back

[vocal fiber]

He has to pay a 500€ fine

So

MONEY

[ember cedar]

german empire thigh highs before gta6

crazy

[stiff agate]

Huh

[vocal fiber]

[stiff agate]

Xd

[stiff agate]

@umbral ingot

[fervent cairn]

There's a marketing idea right there...

https://tenor.com/view/write-that-down-taking-notes-school-universities-university-gif-17937210

[solemn geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/broken-penis-gif-12073169451924029189

[vocal fiber]

Fraser ?

[fair willow]

hoi4 german empire thigh highs

would be peak

need

[north hamlet]

Gotta get the "weiblicher Junge" focus

[ember cedar]

they exist already i just screenshotted amazon

[fair willow]

omg

[fair willow]

yea

lol

[worldly rose]

😭 is that just fem - boy?

[fair willow]

it is, feminine boy

afaik

[amber crest]

Welcome back Visigothic Kingdom

chat what do you think the best house in Skyrim is? I think its Lakeview for being customizable and the view

[near sphinx]

Has anyone been playing eu5? It would be cool to get a multiplayer game going in that

[hot ember]

While back but france and the uk would legit colonise germany

Idk if that was fixed

[near sphinx]

Most I’ve seen is England taking Flanders I haven’t seen them go into Germany

[hot ember]

Flanders is already broken

[near sphinx]

If Bohemia isn’t dealt with fast Germany is usually cooked tho

[hot ember]

The uk is already broken

Litterally unplayable if you dont play a major in the area

[near sphinx]

I’ve been playing orthodox and Sunni countries

I’m taking over Europe as Kiev in my current campaign

[queen cobalt]

they joined the axis and captured gibraltar pretty quickly. Also they didn't have a civil war in this timeline and instead a military coup so their military isn't completely destroyed and is actually comparable to the german military.

[hot ember]

Also the mongolians would survive until like 1700s like tf

I have nothing against gengish kan but holy fertilizer

[near sphinx]

Dude Golden Horde either falls apart immidiately or they’re alive for the entire campaign

No in between

I haven’t been gaming a ton lately because it’s starting to be warm enough to hike and fish but I’d like to get an eu5 mp going

[hot ember]

Shit is cringe it makes no sense

It would be actually super rare that it survives at all that long

Like it is cringe level cursed

It feels like a shitpost

[near sphinx]

Once Muscovy and Kiev get professional armies they usually die not too long after

I’m just annoyed how difficult it is to convert mongol culture, it feels like you just have to accept mongols you can’t get them out of your provinces

[stiff agate]

Spain is famous for having a civil war

[umbral ingot]

NO WAY

Buying that

[tidal blade]

got a joke

"roses are red, violets are blue, may i never learn navy"

but i know how it works

[quasi spindle]

navy navy navy

i have a mouth and i must navy

[tidal blade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-understood-that-reference-intergalactic-captain-america--k01KQYRBXQMKWWYEQAVC9MM3R3A

[quasi spindle]

why didnt they show AM hoi4 navy? are they stupid?

[toxic pivot]

does pdx really has "split the game into 10 pieces and sell them as 30$ dlcs" policy❓

everyone is NOT happy with this
almost all the comments are about greedy pdx making infinite dlcs

[umbral ingot]

Uh yeah that was widely known

Their entire premise is split the game into 100 dlcs

[toxic pivot]

does it really split the game into 100 dlcs idea

or is it add 100 more things to an already done game

[umbral ingot]

Have you played the release of vicky 3

Everyone hated it

[toxic pivot]

i did

[umbral ingot]

And they started liking it after dlcs and updates dropped

[toxic pivot]

and i still don't like the game tbh

[umbral ingot]

Not a single paradox game came out "finished"

Its their money making tactic tbh

Their dlcs are more then the game itself

[toxic pivot]

you say it just because pdx proofed that they can and will add things to the game, not because it'sactually unfinished

except maybe vicky 3 idk

i don't remember

[umbral ingot]

And most of the time for you to enjoy the game you are required to buy the dlcs because without them the game feels unpolished

[umbral ingot]

Have you played hoi4 with no dlcs

[tawdry maple]

Who is urban games

[toxic pivot]

transport fewer devs

[toxic pivot]

yeah

so?

[tawdry maple]

Is that the train autism simulator

[toxic pivot]

that's some kind of hindsight bias
you played this game with a lot of content from dlcs, mods etc and without it all your think the game is bad

bad no it's not 😔

[umbral ingot]

Did you like it

[toxic pivot]

i'm still playing without a lot of dlcs

[toxic pivot]

uuuuh no?

cities skylines but more like strategy game

supply chains, routes, production etc

[tawdry maple]

Do u have the dlc?

[toxic pivot]

what dlc

[tawdry maple]

In general

[umbral ingot]

So another example would be eu5

[toxic pivot]

the last one i bought is bba

[toxic pivot]

yeah

[umbral ingot]

When the game came out, it wasn't bad, but it was CLEARLY unfinished

And then they "finished it", after many updates and they started adding more content trough dlcs

[toxic pivot]

i don't know why some people hate this game
i played it for almost 200 hours and except for a few bugs, nothing disapointed me

[umbral ingot]

When did you play it

And I never said I hated it

[umbral ingot]

When did you start I mean

At release or

[toxic pivot]

since release and until december maybe

[umbral ingot]

Cause at release I read many people made reviews that all said the game was clearly released without features that were supposed to be in the game by that time

And then they actually started adding the intended features

Or changing them

[toxic pivot]

huh i heard only about iberian orders or something

[umbral ingot]

And then there was a period when the game was in a pretty bad state because the AI was way too aggressive which literally caused most of the content to never be seen because the big nations were "blobing"

So it was boring

Idk if they fixed that

[toxic pivot]

that's a problem with balancing things
community said a lot about ai doing nothing
then pdx made it more aggressive and then community said it's too aggressive

sorry about typos 😔

[umbral ingot]

No problem I understood what you said

Well it is too aggressive

[toxic pivot]

they added A LOT of things with free patches in november - february

and only today the first dlc is released

so it was almost 6 months with free updates

[tawdry maple]

One thing I hate about eu5

Is that everyone says it looks like shit before it released

Then IMMEDIATELY switching up after they play it

[umbral ingot]

I didn't play it which is why I didn't comment on that

I personally liked how it looked but I didn't like the state of it last time I checked which is why I didn't buy it

Since I didn't know if it will continue to get worse or improve

[tawdry maple]

I haven’t played in a while so idk if it’s better

EU comes in like phases for me

[toxic pivot]

Maybe I played a little less than the other players
Or I didn't pay attention to things that would ruin my impression and proof that this game sucks

only 1 hour

and i said yeah i like this

with vicky 3 it took ~20 hours for me to understand that i'm not a fan of this game

[umbral ingot]

I personally love Vicky

[tawdry maple]

Did someone lose a lot of money

It’s great though

[umbral ingot]

Now I wouldn't touch vicky 2 with a 10 foot stick

[amber crest]

gonna play rome 2 with the Divide Et Impera mod

[umbral ingot]

But I loved vicky 3

[toxic pivot]

i even bought super mega grand pre order edition or how is it called
and then "nah i'm not gonna play this"

:(

[umbral ingot]

And I still do after playing a non navy game

[tawdry maple]

From my very fun game yesterday

[tawdry maple]

I don’t have a single dlc so no clue

[umbral ingot]

I also played Mexico before the update dropped

But my game file got corrupted

[tawdry maple]

This was after the navy update

[umbral ingot]

I am now playing Russia

[umbral ingot]

I played it before

[amber crest]

Lets go

[tawdry maple]

Which is why I have -742k to shipyards

The no navy with AI is annoying though

And China always explodes

[amber crest]

canon event

[tawdry maple]

Before they are supposed to though

[umbral ingot]

My first problem I had to solve as Russia was not having enough sailors

[tawdry maple]

Like Qing exploded in like 1911?

[umbral ingot]

But I fixed it after building 100 naval administrations

[umbral ingot]

Yeah I think

I am currently waiting on that to happen

So I can take Manchuria

[amber crest]

@umbral ingot starting situation for Rome, two front war Etruscans in the Northwest and Eprius in the South East

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-legends-of-avantris-war-cry-chuckles-the-clown-dnd-gif-3651165872526298357

[umbral ingot]

Literally my game as Russia

Poor Circasians

I somewhat feel bad

But not really cause they have been annoying me for 20 years

Constant raids

So somewhat deserved

My curent plan is to make the Caucasus Russian

And my next plan is to chip away at the Qing

Along my main plan of erasing the ottomans off the face of the earth

[ebon root]

Helloooo

[amber crest]

@umbral ingot so I figured out what skills Charlie is going to have in my skyrim playthrough one handed weapon, shield, heavy armor, restoring (healing magic basically), smithing (making weapons and armor), and enchanting

Factions she will join the Imperial leigon, and dawn guard vampire hunters

She will not be joining the thieves guild or Dark brotherhood assassins

[minor magnet]

What gamos

Geme

[amber crest]

Skyrim

[toxic pivot]

ok imma check new eu5 dlc

hmmmm
or should i wait a few days...

[amber crest]

Wait

[toxic pivot]

hm yeah

[lament timber]

-1

-1 review

[toxic pivot]

nah

just added one more

(i haven't played yet)

ofc positive

[latent heath]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PIwVnB1yRG8?si=0MXKVMHIYa4l_H_R

Bunker guy has been stolen!

By Ryanair!

[amber crest]

Hey Zany have you played Skyrim?

I have two of the dumbest run ideas

I have to roleplay as William Afton and Charlie Emily if they were the Dragonborn respectively

[lusty coyote]

Dont listen to @limber kite hes a bodily fluid eater

[latent heath]

no

[latent heath]

what...

[amber crest]

This was a dumb idea

[latent heath]

but a good one

dumb but good

[amber crest]

I already have Charlie and William’s races picked out

[latent heath]

which ones?

[umbral ingot]

Cool

[amber crest]

Leaving more towards a paladin build

[umbral ingot]

When they asked that they asked about the Rome game

[amber crest]

Rome 2

Wasn’t paying attention

[toxic pivot]

me when

[worldly rose]

@lime ledgeLets not post terrorist symbols

[amber crest]

You still haven’t banned conk93 for pro Russian disregarding of human life remarks on Ukrainians yet

[toxic pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-shocked-ariana-grande-ariana-wicked-gif-9352977018792188008

what the hell are you talking about on my hoi4 world conquering guidance server

[amber crest]

Drama from yesterday

I think

[toxic pivot]

keep it civil and out of politics please
i want see hiLTer conquering the world pleaaaaase

[stiff agate]

XD

[amber crest]

Hey peachy

[stiff agate]

I

Heya al thats big

[main epoch]

Springtime for Stache Boi and Germany

[umbral ingot]

can someone post Teto today for me

I cant rn

https://tenor.com/view/cinder-quartet-pocco-tocco-kasane-teto-teto-sleeping-gif-3707472071774544319

[vocal fiber]

MEEEE

[umbral ingot]

wait I can

just send me the image

[vocal fiber]

Day 321 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[umbral ingot]

idk if I already used this one but thanks

[vocal fiber]

You're welcome

[vocal fiber]

Sowwy
I didn't see that

[toxic pivot]

we need simpsons springfield map in hoi4

did you know that the Milhouse's full full name is Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten

we need to replace mussolini with millhouse

[vocal fiber]

@worldly rose
Isn't that a Dutch last name?

[toxic pivot]

um sir

can you find at least 1 dutch person with this name

[worldly rose]

Van isn't capitalized in Dutch just like von isn't in German, both Kirk and Milhouse also aren't remotely Dutch names

[spring garden]

Yoo

[vocal fiber]

Oh

[stiff agate]

Yayy!

[spring garden]

im pretty new to the game but if anyone wanna play DM

[stiff agate]

also why is there a blue heart when no miku?!?!!

[vocal fiber]

@umbral ingot
Thanks for letting me do Daily Teto

Jack did it

[stiff agate]

Also 15.5 year olds shouldn't drink alcohol

[swift rivet]

Would you press blue or red Mr beast button?

[stiff agate]

Whoever presses the blue one should die for being stupid

[swift rivet]

Blue button is morally right button, because it allows you to gamble

[fervent cairn]

This is such an awesome map

Reminds me of the old Simpsons Hit n Run game on PS2

[stiff agate]

And the red one allows me to kill someone dumb enough to press the blue button

[vocal fiber]

Why did you say that ?

[worldly rose]

trying to revive another dead mod

[lyric rune]

what the hell is that

😭

[worldly rose]

Its a mod that divides defeated countries' navies based on warscore

pretty based

[lyric rune]

so u cant just steal the fleet for yourself in the treaty

shame really

[worldly rose]

Cant mod in the AI doing something in the peacedeal navy section so this mod would be pretty cool to pull from the grave

[lyric rune]

🤔

[umbral ingot]

wouldn't it just allow for you to still take the ships still

and only what is left to be given to the others

[lyric rune]

you only need a portion of the warscore to get the entire navy tho right

[umbral ingot]

ig

if you focus on it and you arent taking a really big navy

[worldly rose]

I just crashed the game with the updated code, great progress

[umbral ingot]

I just came back from my Russia campaign

in vicky

[lyric rune]

i cant play hoi4 for shit 😭

but its fun to talk

[worldly rose]

How was Russia

[umbral ingot]

I insta quit as soon as the revolution started

[worldly rose]

Welcome btw

[lyric rune]

thanks

[umbral ingot]

I have an autosave to before that happened

so I can prevent it

[lyric rune]

i dont know man

[umbral ingot]

sounds oddly historically accurate

I was at war with the USA for some reason

over Alaska

[lyric rune]

what the hell

[umbral ingot]

when the US didn't even have the west coast

they were just hating on me

[lyric rune]

monarchism is REALLY not that worth it now

is it

[umbral ingot]

monarchism is my favorite government type in vicky 3 wdym

[lyric rune]

oh right

i forgot vicky is victoria

😬

[umbral ingot]

what did you think it was

[lyric rune]

idk i thought we were still on hoi4

lmao

but yeah

[umbral ingot]

this is off-topic

[lyric rune]

i forgot

anyway isnt vic3 just

[lyric rune]

eco simulator

[umbral ingot]

not really

but it is mainly eco

but that aint all you do at all

[lyric rune]

number get bigger

white line rise

wow

[umbral ingot]

that isint all the game is

thats just the stereotypical way of describing it

[lament timber]

Off topic is better than general anyway

[lyric rune]

didnt you mention hoi4 tho

[lyric rune]

based

[umbral ingot]

and it always has been

[lament timber]

General is way to chaotic tbh

[worldly rose]

The people here are just cooler 😎

[lyric rune]

general feels bland and full of randoms

[lyric rune]

🤔

why did i even buy vic3

[lament timber]

This is true

[lyric rune]

just to abandon it after 2 days

who am i kidding

[lament timber]

Vic 2 is better

vic 2 my beloved

[lyric rune]

ive seen that debate too often

[keen bough]

[lyric rune]

i really dont think so

[keen bough]

vic 7

[lyric rune]

(idek what vic2 is like)

[umbral ingot]

I hate vicky 2 as a person who never played it

[lament timber]

Ragebait

[umbral ingot]

I actually dont like how it looks

[lyric rune]

why are we all with mlp profiles

im scared

[umbral ingot]

but other then that I cant say anything else about it

[lament timber]

Because

its peak

my little peak

[lyric rune]

austro

eu4 or eu5

[umbral ingot]

I think these two are the only 2 people I have seen in this entire server with mlp

[lament timber]

Fanstar:

[umbral ingot]

right now eu4

but I wanna get eu5 in the future

[lyric rune]

oh does eu5 not have enough expansions

i asked what you prefer 🤔 but whatever

[umbral ingot]

no I just dont like its curent state

I prefer eu4

[lyric rune]

wait i immediately get image perms

fire

[umbral ingot]

I said for now cause I am planning to buy eu5 in the future and my opinion might change

[umbral ingot]

maybe that was a mistake

[lyric rune]

i honestly dont see much of a difference between the two

eu5 is just eu4 but with some more detail

[umbral ingot]

to give people image perms the first second

[tawdry maple]

I HATE Vic 2

[lament timber]

Ragebait

[tawdry maple]

WORST game ever

[lament timber]

You cannot ragebait me

[lyric rune]

i dont think its a good idea either

[umbral ingot]

thank you my fellow ragebaiter

[tawdry maple]

(I never played it btw)

[lyric rune]

Guys

CK SUCKS

trust

[keen bough]

Equestria at War

[lament timber]

peak

[keen bough]

https://tenor.com/view/applejack-mlp-spin-spinning-360-gif-25713401

[umbral ingot]

woah woah woah there buddy

[tawdry maple]

I played it for 20 minutes

[umbral ingot]

calm down

[tawdry maple]

It’s meh

[lament timber]

Ck is pretty meh

[lyric rune]

debate yourself to death

[lament timber]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-mlpfim-pony-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-gif-15710327500775814033

[lyric rune]

is the only good thing in that franchise

[worldly rose]

CK3 has very little gameplay value if you dont like larping

[tawdry maple]

Hoi4 though

[lament timber]

Yeah

[tawdry maple]

Is great

[umbral ingot]

but what if you do

[umbral ingot]

okey bud

[lyric rune]

would be great if i knew how to play it!!!

[worldly rose]

or, well, play not necessarily not like larping, you have to love it

[tawdry maple]

Just get good 🙄

[lyric rune]

wrong reply

[lament timber]

Eu4 is pretty fire tho

[lyric rune]

loser!!

[umbral ingot]

I am the best in my school

🔥

[lyric rune]

i dont think anyone else in ur school would be playing hoi4

[umbral ingot]

(that aint a flex but whatever)

[umbral ingot]

no actually my classmate does

and no one else

and I can beat him

[lyric rune]

okay yeah not a flex then

[umbral ingot]

still gives me bragging rights

or something

[lyric rune]

whatever yeah

[umbral ingot]

I got Constantinople as Russia

what should I name it

[lyric rune]

🤔

[umbral ingot]

its already named Tzargrad but I need a name for the state, not the city

[lyric rune]

wait u get to make a custom name??

maybe i should try vic3 again

[umbral ingot]

in vicky 3 yeah

you can name anything whatever

I just dont think you can name your country

I have to check

[lyric rune]

name it the greek spiritual center or sth idfk

[umbral ingot]

cause maybe you can do that too

[umbral ingot]

no

I need a larper name

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[lyric rune]

🤔

New Rome

[tawdry maple]

Last time I took Balkans I just named it all south Macedonia

Or north/west/east depending on where it was

[umbral ingot]

so you made everything macedonia

[tawdry maple]

Yes

[lament timber]

Why is he larping

[lyric rune]

fun

[lyric rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

[umbral ingot]

no cause Constantinople is the older Rome

[lyric rune]

New New rome

double down on it

[lament timber]

I prefer new new new rome

[lyric rune]

i prefer futuristic rome

how bout dat

[umbral ingot]

honestly ima name it newest Rome

[lyric rune]

wait lwk

ancient moscow

since now that ur russia, moscow is the third rome

[umbral ingot]

I should just rename Moscow to the Kremlin

and spread the revolution

[lyric rune]

im crine

[umbral ingot]

ima rename Saint Petersburg to Leningrad

I was having a radical revolution anyway

I could just abandon my work so far and go try that

I could just do a new run after I finish this campaign

and only focus on becoming the Soviet Union

[lyric rune]

wait are u american

[umbral ingot]

no

~~ ew ~~

[lyric rune]

go to sleep maybe 🤔

[umbral ingot]

nah

too early

[lament timber]

Hi getting really mad

[umbral ingot]

imagine having a quote of yourself from a long time ago

thats larping right there

[keen bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1399837627699695616/1469122568039432304/67-sweetsundae-side.gif

[lyric rune]

i have quotes from 2024

that one isnt even old

[lament timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897433045680939028/1489773341605757030/67-overload-sundae.gif

[lyric rune]

its like, 5 months old

[umbral ingot]

oh wait its 1 am

I lied

I am going to sleep

[lament timber]

https://tenor.com/view/flawless-sparklemoon-mlp-tamers12345-6-7-gif-10169044096824099509

[lyric rune]

LMAO

[lament timber]

Goodnight

[lyric rune]

i thought u were british ngl

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[lyric rune]

scary

[umbral ingot]

~~ EW ~~

[lament timber]

Even worse

[lyric rune]

is that what EW stands for

yoo lwk

[lyric rune]

holy me too 🤔

[umbral ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bricks-brick-by-cats-95aDE8iaJxPUmxifSa

dont ever call me British again

[lyric rune]

okay pole

[umbral ingot]

eh

[lyric rune]

wait no

ukrainian

[umbral ingot]

ehh

[lament timber]

What about french

[umbral ingot]

NO

[lyric rune]

NO

STOP

great minds think alike

[lament timber]

Ok ok ok

[lyric rune]

la la la

[umbral ingot]

I see you know a certain song

[lyric rune]

românǎ

[worldly rose]

is it worse than the actual answer?

[lyric rune]

i barely know it

[worldly rose]

their breakfast is pretty nice

[lyric rune]

its the most generic stuff

[umbral ingot]

it is

[lyric rune]

i can easily make eggs and sausage myself

[worldly rose]

It wouldnt be considered generic if they didnt eat it

[umbral ingot]

I would rather be (political statement that would get me timed out)

[lyric rune]

it wouldnt be considered generic if only they ate it

[vocal fiber]

Fact

[lyric rune]

its a server about politics, im SURE it’s fine

[umbral ingot]

I wont answer that

[umbral ingot]

no

[lyric rune]

close enough

[umbral ingot]

rule 2

[lament timber]

Its against rules

[lyric rune]

shame really

[tawdry maple]

Are u Hungarian

[umbral ingot]

okey bud

[lament timber]

Its a good thing

This server would be horrible without that rule

[umbral ingot]

I wouldn't mind

[lyric rune]

i know, i cant imagine how many extremists come here everyday

[lament timber]

This server would be impossible to be in

[lyric rune]

“Oh its the hoi4 server i can talk about [evil political figure]”

[tawdry maple]

The amount of commies I find in other hoi4 servers is crazy

[worldly rose]

You must truly be desperate

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[lyric rune]

i am not joining any other hoi4 servers

im scared

[umbral ingot]

I should make a list of nationalities I would like to be and what I wouldn't want to be

that sounds racist

[worldly rose]

That sounds very racist without context

lmao

[umbral ingot]

not in a racist way of course

[tawdry maple]

Bruh

[umbral ingot]

I KNOW

[lament timber]

You should

[lyric rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102389085131264062/1198081177836331199/caption-2-2.gif

[worldly rose]

Dutch?~

[lyric rune]

mid

[umbral ingot]

quality of life would be great

so

[lyric rune]

i would also like to be tall

[umbral ingot]

idk

[lament timber]

Now prepare to be destroyed

[lyric rune]

but i’d trade my height for my tongue’s health tbh

[umbral ingot]

I dont wanna be tall so

idk

[lyric rune]

i do

ez solution

bosnia

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-jesse-i-have-jesse-i-have-become-south-america-globe-gif-25475716

[umbral ingot]

too serbian

no

[lyric rune]

ragusa

[umbral ingot]

eh

[lyric rune]

sounds badass

[tawdry maple]

I exile you to Saharan Algeria

[umbral ingot]

do they have internet

[tawdry maple]

They have 3 cows

[lyric rune]

like 2 hours a day

[lyric rune]

cows?

[umbral ingot]

then I politely decline your exile

[lyric rune]

i therefore exile you to portsmuth in every hoi4 game

i forgot what the city is called

[umbral ingot]

the british port that always gets naval invaded?

thats mean

you meany

[lyric rune]

okay fine

[tawdry maple]

No

[lyric rune]

portsmuth in all of MY hoi4 games

(i cant even beat france as germany)

[umbral ingot]

okey so I would be safer then a person living in Antartica

great

[lyric rune]

yes!

but youd be in the UK

[tawdry maple]

🥀

[umbral ingot]

now I dont mind BEING in the uk

I just dont wanna be British

[lyric rune]

tbf half of the UK isnt even british

so good point

[umbral ingot]

exactly

[worldly rose]

Nah they aint letting you in if you cant say bo'a o' wa'ah

[umbral ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/flag-dCb7TCGItsV0I

[lyric rune]

why do you think i joined the server

[umbral ingot]

SCOTLAND FOREVA

I love that meme

[lyric rune]

It feels outdated for me

but that weird instrument hits different

[umbral ingot]

how political is it if I say when can we break up the UK

[tawdry maple]

🤷‍♀️

[lyric rune]

why break up? did scotland cheat on england with wales

what

[tawdry maple]

Why did autocorrect correct “idk” to an emoji

[lyric rune]

🤷‍♂️

[umbral ingot]

I can

[lyric rune]

no voice messages

shameeee

[umbral ingot]

I wonder why

[lament timber]

I wonder why

[lyric rune]

incidents?

is it that hard to moderate

[worldly rose]

Never seen the Scotland meme but I enjoyed Edinbruh more than London and York

[lament timber]

This server once again would be horrible to use if voice messages were allowed

[lament timber]

people could bypass filters without trouble

So yes

[umbral ingot]

I am actually going to London this summer

[lyric rune]

hear me out

transcriber that turns VM’s to text

and if a banned word is there, delete the VM and the translation

and mute the individual

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[umbral ingot]

too much work when there is already a solution

what you are too lazy to type

?

[lyric rune]

but ppl dont like typing

[lyric rune]

im not but a majority is

[lament timber]

I like typing

[lyric rune]

you would be SHOCKED

[lament timber]

I prefer to type

[umbral ingot]

no I dont think thats true

why would you get on a TEXTING app

and not like to type

[tawdry maple]

Who is too lazy to type

[umbral ingot]

thats like going to a restaurant and not liking to eat

[lyric rune]

why would you suffer humiliation for all your typos with the ego of turning off autocorrector

when u can just talk

[worldly rose]

free wifi though

[worldly rose]

fun plans?

[umbral ingot]

I have nothing planned

[lament timber]

I do not concern myself with typos

[umbral ingot]

I will just go there, take a pic of the big bell

brag about it

leave

[lyric rune]

mr neirjetr

[umbral ingot]

I will make plans when its time to go of course

but I have nothing special in mind rn

I will actually get to fly alone for the first time

which is cool

[umbral ingot]

just type better

[tawdry maple]

Just type better

[lyric rune]

just be original

ok yeah im going to sleep

[lament timber]

just be original

[tawdry maple]

Just be better????

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-2766445355196647211

[worldly rose]

I kinda wanna go to Romania this year, I wonder where my uncle gets his 60€ plane tickets to visits like every few months

[lyric rune]

life if purple was the ruler of the world

[umbral ingot]

who is purple

dont know them

[lyric rune]

🫀

[worldly rose]

Paradoxians are purple here

[lyric rune]

my heart

[lament timber]

https://tenor.com/view/twilight-sparkle-gif-523500304975453565

[umbral ingot]

that looks pretty red to me

[lyric rune]

💜

live love laugh purple

[umbral ingot]

okey maybe she is purple

[lyric rune]

except mlp

[lament timber]

Maybe

[umbral ingot]

okey hater

[lyric rune]

okey vic3 player

[lament timber]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-mlp-twilight-sparkle-suspicious-eyebrow-gif-16785573650105587962

[umbral ingot]

and here I was thinking you were cool

oh well

ima go sleep

[lyric rune]

quite frankly im just not a kid or a femboy 🤔

idk tho

[lament timber]

Im not a femboy

[vocal fiber]

I'm a little bit color blind

[lyric rune]

close

[lament timber]

not really

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gojo-gojo-femboy-jjk-femboy-meme-femboy-gif-11977634637908971966

I had to

[vocal fiber]

So I can't have an opinion of which colour is it

[lament timber]

Lmao

[lyric rune]

i dont like femboys 🤔

[lament timber]

You play hoi4

[lyric rune]

disappointing i know

[lament timber]

So now you do

[lyric rune]

i have 30 hours

please

[lament timber]

thats how it works

The moment you press that green button

[lyric rune]

im not quite infected yet

[lament timber]

Before I played hoi4

I had never watched a single second of mlp

Before and after

[lyric rune]

ok ur draining my sleep schedule

[lament timber]

Dont need sleep schedules where we are going

[vocal fiber]

True

[vocal fiber]

Get to 1000

[lament timber]

get to 2k

[vocal fiber]

And get 100 achievements

[lament timber]

nah

i'd rather have 14 at 2.3k hours

[smoky sundial]

I have like 27 at 600 lmao 😭

Tbf I achievement hunt a little bit just to give me things to do

[lament timber]

Only 3 of those achievements I went out of my way to get

[smoky sundial]

Damn, getting them accidentally is so real tho, I got We Don't Like the Statistics like that the other day

[lament timber]

These 3

I dont really like satisitcs was also just something I got during not a step back

Not a step back was really fun

[smoky sundial]

I tried to get that and then Romania left the Axis when Germany went into a Civil War

I declared on them cause I didn't realize

[lament timber]

1812 all over again was just annoying

[smoky sundial]

Joined the allies

[smoky sundial]

For sure, that's fair

I got Condor Legion as Venezuela without the dlc
That's my rarest one and it honestly was ragebaiting me the whole time

[lament timber]

I might do a few more

But im not one that enjoys doing achievements

[tawdry maple]

More hours

[lament timber]

Im working on that

[tawdry maple]

<@&846894118219022336> go do ur thing

[amber crest]

<@&846894118219022336> ban this scammer

[grand crane]

Le ai is heckin tuff 💀🗿

[lament timber]

This is only tuff to people under 13

[grand crane]

I'm 56 💀💀💀

[lament timber]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[smoky sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-sunshine-blind-bright-gif-5235310

[stiff agate]

Well teto is that age

[willow dove]

Isn't she canonically in her 30s

[stiff agate]

31 is her chimera age

[willow dove]

Chimera as in the ancient Greek creature?
Do they age differently than people?

[stiff agate]

Her physical maturity is 15.5

And yes that kinda chimera

But I do suppose her age is 31

Because the chimera age is the main one

However she should act like a 15 year old

Thus

She shouldnt drink alcohol

[umbral ingot]

She does though

Like any 15 year old

[heavy sluice]

90285447542439965

[vocal fiber]

I can confirm that

All my not so smart friends like alcohol
A LOT

[ivory rain]

There will be no mobile Internet access until May 10.

😭

And I'm illegally using our College's Internet.

[plucky shale]

Big L for the W day am i right (im sorry)

[ivory rain]

We celebrate Victory Day on this day

[plucky shale]

That was the point of the joke

I know

[ivory rain]

and they turn off the Internet so that drones cannot navigate in space using cell towers.

[plucky shale]

I heard about that

[ivory rain]

I'm sorry, I don't understand foreign jokes.

[plucky shale]

Its only the Moscow area right

[plucky shale]

Oh sorry

[plucky shale]

Where they turn off the internet

[ivory rain]

Due to the fact that drones fly offline, without pilot control, navigating only using towers, without communication, they just fly straight until they are shot down.

[ivory rain]

No

the whole of Russia

[plucky shale]

Blegh

[ivory rain]

In Moscow and St. Petersburg, the Internet is simply turned off most often

Due to the fact that these are two Russian capitals

[plucky shale]

How would drones get to for example Chita

[ivory rain]

Just flying

They can fly thousands of kilometers.

[plucky shale]

Oh

Idk im not a drone specialist

[serene nest]

Get a load of this guy

[plucky shale]

?

[ivory rain]

For example, aircraft-type vehicles like the Fierce and Bat, capable of traveling long distances and maneuvering to bypass air defense zones.

[plucky shale]

Meow

[serene nest]

?

[ivory rain]

Meow meow

[serene nest]

??

[plucky shale]

Meow

[serene nest]

Tststs

[plucky shale]

[serene nest]

Ig bro

[plucky shale]

Mean

[serene nest]

Ts x3

[plucky shale]

Grrr

[ivory rain]

but I like explosions, to be honest. It's like a fireworks for me, but 1000 times cooler.

[plucky shale]

I always forget to make airplanes in hoi4

[serene nest]

Rawr or something idk gng ✌️

[worldly rose]

Optional

Personally I cant be bothered so I just dont make any

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[plucky shale]

I just like to spam infantry and then win

Cuz im a strategic genius

[worldly rose]

Saame

[toxic pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[umbral ingot]

Uh oh

New vic3 update

I hope my Russia game didn't get corrupted due to that

[stiff agate]

Course it did

[vocal fiber]

@worldly rose
8,5 in the python exam

I'm happy

[stiff agate]

Good

If you got any less id make fun of you since python is easy

[vocal fiber]

True

[worldly rose]

Congrats

[vocal fiber]

Thanks!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343193913053417575/1501680341994176573/4mnzj7d.gif

[stiff agate]

Also what is the system

Of grading

[stuck agate]

Out of 100

[stiff agate]

Ahhhh

Well

[stuck agate]

Joking idk

[stiff agate]

Were still proud buddy

[stiff agate]

Yes I know

[amber crest]

@stiff agate I’m gonna play Carthage in Rome total war

[stiff agate]

Mhmm

[amber crest]

My plan is to kill Rome first by attacking Sicily and then the south of Italy

[stiff agate]

Mhhm

[vocal fiber]

Out of 10

[amber crest]

I just routed the Roman army in Sicily and killed the leader of the house of scipii (gens Cornelia)

Sicily bar the Syracuse area is mine now

[amber crest]

@stiff agate rate these screenshots

[stiff agate]

ehh

I dunno

[fading geode]

[worldly rose]

Hey Melz

[empty kiln]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cinema-absolute-absolutecinema-9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[fading geode]

haiiiii

[hasty estuary]

hellow

Pat the chat

[fading geode]

meow

[minor magnet]

What is this

[amber crest]

Rome total war 1

[minor magnet]

What about rome

[minor magnet]

WHAT ABOUT ORME

ROMMME

[amber crest]

Played them a lot

[minor magnet]

WHAT ABOUT A LOT

[minor magnet]

WHAT about PLAED

[minor magnet]

What do you mean

[ivory rain]

Chez pizza 25$ 🍕

[minor magnet]

What this meme mean

[ivory rain]

What do you mean??

[minor magnet]

What tihms meme mean

25$

[ivory rain]

Bro, I just bought a pizza.

[minor magnet]

What

[minor magnet]

That better

More cheezy and yummy

[ivory rain]

tomatoes 🤮

bro they're too watery for pizza

[minor magnet]

Yes

For peperonni only

[amber crest]

I played as Rome alot in game

I want to try the other factions out

[minor magnet]

Hi

What about Enver paca

[amber crest]

He isn’t around in 270 bc

[subtle storm]

is this supposed to happen?😭

[amber crest]

If you refused Rhineland then yes

[subtle storm]

I didn't i swear😭

[amber crest]

What did you do then

Did you help Czechoslovakia

[vocal fiber]

Army revolts

The bottom option removes 120 pp

[subtle storm]

No

I dont really know how it happened

[stuck agate]

Like tomatoes or tomato sauce too?

[umbral ingot]

I am suprised you know this information off the top of your head

[stiff agate]

XD

[vocal fiber]

I had a lot of those while playing with France

[umbral ingot]

oh yeah

of course

I am home

which means I can check my russia game

hopefully the devs didnt brick it with the new update

oh no

here hoping

[worldly rose]

Smh yellow triangle means nothin

[umbral ingot]

usually it does

this aint hoi4

[worldly rose]

On mods it 90% of the time doesnt

[umbral ingot]

I have no mods

its vannila

[worldly rose]

booo /s

[umbral ingot]

okey mr mod himself

you are the entire modding industry of course you want people to play mods

[worldly rose]

I want them to have fun

[amber crest]

@umbral ingot belisaurius should have accepted the Ostrogoths offer to become western Roman Emperor

[umbral ingot]

IT WORKS

[amber crest]

The timing was perfect

[umbral ingot]

I was about to be angry

but nvm

[umbral ingot]

oh yeah LOL

[worldly rose]

Dont jinx it, inb4 you unpause and it explodes

[umbral ingot]

okey I will now move my navy

[amber crest]

Justinian was about to be attacked by the Persians and the bubonic plague was going to devastate the eastern Roman Empire

[umbral ingot]

phew

it works

ooh I can build the Sinai

and exort every nation that wants to go trough it by having the highest taxes?

yessir

didn't they just fix the sinai

hopefully that doesn't kill my game

[fair willow]

best hoi4 mods aside for the beeeeg ones? (r56, kaiserreich etc)

I tried a lord of the rings mod and liked it a lot

[umbral ingot]

equestria at war

its a really small mod

trust

[lament timber]

This is very true

[fair willow]

omg I love itttttt played it a lot

[fair willow]

hmmmm

sure

[worldly rose]

I heard they got some really cool coding stuff going on

[tawdry maple]

@umbral ingot do u like my Mexico game

No one having navy makes it very easy

[umbral ingot]

You can balkanize the US now?

Thats so poggers

Or is this modded

[umbral ingot]

In my game people have navies so maybe its a thing only for you

[umbral ingot]

Wait am I seeing that right

Did Ataturk appear

Cause the ottomans are looking unfamiliarly red

[mild coyote]

what is most hard AI mod ?

[stuck agate]

Commie Ottomans 😮‍💨

[umbral ingot]

It says Turkey

So

[analog roost]

sheep mod is quite fun

[umbral ingot]

I think Ataturk showed up

[tawdry maple]

Zoom into India

And south England

[amber crest]

Hey Svetlana I think I got Skyrim Charlie right

Made her nose a bit more curved to match her novel appearance

For the civil war she will be siding with the legion
She will join the companions
She will not join the thieves guild
Nor the dark brotherhood assassins
And she will side with the dawn guard vampire hunters

I will starting playing her when Valeria Julia finishes the main story

Also I have today off

[umbral ingot]

Day 322 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[fair willow]

omg shared scarfffff

so cute

[plucky shale]

Is there a better way to cross the Atlantic than taking Greenland

[umbral ingot]

In what game

[fair willow]

I mostly take Greenland

[plucky shale]

Minecraft

[fair willow]

Idk

[fair willow]

Elytra

[umbral ingot]

Oh maybe build a flying machine

:3

[plucky shale]

Usa capitulated and they still have 160-320 divisions idk how or why but im starting to regret fighting the whole world plus Ethiopia

Non historical is peak

[oblique pulsar]

are they in alaska or hawaii still lmao

[amber crest]

@umbral ingot how lore accurate does this sound to Charlotte

Charlie joins the legion not because she loves them but because they aren’t a bunch of rascists who want to make Skyrim a Nord ethnostate

Or the lesser of two evils

[stiff agate]

Yayy

[umbral ingot]

Sounds

Pretty accurate

[vocal fiber]

Maybe through Africa?

[amber crest]

to invade the us mainland no

[stiff agate]

you fool

havai

duhhhä

[amber crest]

Hawaii is in the pacific though

Bermuda would be better as it’s in the Atlantic

[stiff agate]

yeah

you take panama

then do it

duhhhh

[tawdry maple]

Greenland - Iceland - Canada

Or

[stiff agate]

falklands

[amber crest]

Bermuda and Cuba are good too

[stiff agate]

go to south america

[tawdry maple]

West Africa - Brazil - South America - Caribbean - vacation to Carolina!!!

Or u could be evil and go through Alaska

Hawaii - California is possible too

[amber crest]

Didn’t Russia do that in battlefield bad company 2

[tawdry maple]

Idk

[amber crest]

They did and they managed to attack the northern USA

With help from South American allies

Wait a minute

Fascist Russia can do this in hoi4

[fair willow]

Russia-Siberia-Alaska-Canada

[lofty herald]

Does any1 know a ai that can swap charactars like viggle but for longer videos?

[meager patrol]

@fair willow ww1 is going great

[fair willow]

holyyyyyyy that's a lot of ded people

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/moji-black-and-white-creepy-grin-bw-gif-11526896625507189208

[primal hazel]

hi

[vocal fiber]

The war to end all wars

[fair willow]

noooo not overstacked generals

pls fix

it's killing me

[meager patrol]

I hope not

This is kinda fun

[fair willow]

or are you going for the skilled staffer or whatever it's called? like with more space