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meow meowwww
š« I see
It will be fast
Mine is at 12:00
But there are 2 in front of me
So
Time to play Bloons Adventure Time TD

Welcome back
Huh

Xd
@umbral ingot
There's a marketing idea right there...
Fraser
?
hoi4 german empire thigh highs
would be peak
need
Gotta get the "weiblicher Junge" focus
they exist already i just screenshotted amazon
omg
š is that just fem - boy?
Welcome back Visigothic Kingdom
chat what do you think the best house in Skyrim is? I think its Lakeview for being customizable and the view
Has anyone been playing eu5? It would be cool to get a multiplayer game going in that
While back but france and the uk would legit colonise germany
Idk if that was fixed
Most Iāve seen is England taking Flanders I havenāt seen them go into Germany
Flanders is already broken
If Bohemia isnāt dealt with fast Germany is usually cooked tho
Iāve been playing orthodox and Sunni countries
Iām taking over Europe as Kiev in my current campaign
they joined the axis and captured gibraltar pretty quickly. Also they didn't have a civil war in this timeline and instead a military coup so their military isn't completely destroyed and is actually comparable to the german military.
Also the mongolians would survive until like 1700s like tf
I have nothing against gengish kan but holy fertilizer
Dude Golden Horde either falls apart immidiately or theyāre alive for the entire campaign
No in between
I havenāt been gaming a ton lately because itās starting to be warm enough to hike and fish but Iād like to get an eu5 mp going
Shit is cringe it makes no sense
It would be actually super rare that it survives at all that long
Like it is cringe level cursed
It feels like a shitpost
Once Muscovy and Kiev get professional armies they usually die not too long after
Iām just annoyed how difficult it is to convert mongol culture, it feels like you just have to accept mongols you canāt get them out of your provinces
Spain is famous for having a civil war
got a joke
"roses are red, violets are blue, may i never learn navy"
but i know how it works 
why didnt they show AM hoi4 navy? are they stupid?
does pdx really has "split the game into 10 pieces and sell them as 30$ dlcs" policyā
everyone is NOT happy with this
almost all the comments are about greedy pdx making infinite dlcs
Uh yeah that was widely known
Their entire premise is split the game into 100 dlcs
does it really split the game into 100 dlcs idea
or is it add 100 more things to an already done game
Have you played the release of vicky 3
Everyone hated it
i did
And they started liking it after dlcs and updates dropped
and i still don't like the game tbh
Not a single paradox game came out "finished"
Its their money making tactic tbh
Their dlcs are more then the game itself
you say it just because pdx proofed that they can and will add things to the game, not because it'sactually unfinished
except maybe vicky 3 idk
i don't remember
And most of the time for you to enjoy the game you are required to buy the dlcs because without them the game feels unpolished
Have you played hoi4 with no dlcs
Who is urban games
transport fewer devs
Is that the train autism simulator
that's some kind of hindsight bias
you played this game with a lot of content from dlcs, mods etc and without it all your think the game is bad
bad no it's not š
Did you like it
i'm still playing without a lot of dlcs
uuuuh no?
cities skylines but more like strategy game
supply chains, routes, production etc
Do u have the dlc?
what dlc
In general
So another example would be eu5
the last one i bought is bba
yeah
When the game came out, it wasn't bad, but it was CLEARLY unfinished
And then they "finished it", after many updates and they started adding more content trough dlcs
i don't know why some people hate this game
i played it for almost 200 hours and except for a few bugs, nothing disapointed me
since release and until december maybe
Cause at release I read many people made reviews that all said the game was clearly released without features that were supposed to be in the game by that time
And then they actually started adding the intended features
Or changing them
huh i heard only about iberian orders or something
And then there was a period when the game was in a pretty bad state because the AI was way too aggressive which literally caused most of the content to never be seen because the big nations were "blobing"
So it was boring
Idk if they fixed that
that's a problem with balancing things
community said a lot about ai doing nothing
then pdx made it more aggressive and then community said it's too aggressive
sorry about typos š
No problem I understood what you said
Well it is too aggressive
they added A LOT of things with free patches in november - february
and only today the first dlc is released
so it was almost 6 months with free updates
One thing I hate about eu5
Is that everyone says it looks like shit before it released
Then IMMEDIATELY switching up after they play it
I didn't play it which is why I didn't comment on that
I personally liked how it looked but I didn't like the state of it last time I checked which is why I didn't buy it
Since I didn't know if it will continue to get worse or improve
I havenāt played in a while so idk if itās better
EU comes in like phases for me
Maybe I played a little less than the other players
Or I didn't pay attention to things that would ruin my impression and proof that this game sucks
only 1 hour
and i said yeah i like this
with vicky 3 it took ~20 hours for me to understand that i'm not a fan of this game
I personally love Vicky
Did someone lose a lot of money
Itās great though
Now I wouldn't touch vicky 2 with a 10 foot stick
gonna play rome 2 with the Divide Et Impera mod
But I loved vicky 3
i even bought super mega grand pre order edition or how is it called
and then "nah i'm not gonna play this"
:(
And I still do after playing a non navy game
From my very fun game yesterday
I donāt have a single dlc so no clue
I also played Mexico before the update dropped
But my game file got corrupted
This was after the navy update
I am now playing Russia
I played it before
Lets go
Which is why I have -742k to shipyards
The no navy with AI is annoying though
And China always explodes
canon event
Before they are supposed to though
My first problem I had to solve as Russia was not having enough sailors
Like Qing exploded in like 1911?
But I fixed it after building 100 naval administrations
Yeah I think
I am currently waiting on that to happen
So I can take Manchuria
@umbral ingot starting situation for Rome, two front war Etruscans in the Northwest and Eprius in the South East
Literally my game as Russia
Poor Circasians
I somewhat feel bad
But not really cause they have been annoying me for 20 years
Constant raids
So somewhat deserved
My curent plan is to make the Caucasus Russian
And my next plan is to chip away at the Qing
Along my main plan of erasing the ottomans off the face of the earth
Helloooo
@umbral ingot so I figured out what skills Charlie is going to have in my skyrim playthrough one handed weapon, shield, heavy armor, restoring (healing magic basically), smithing (making weapons and armor), and enchanting
Factions she will join the Imperial leigon, and dawn guard vampire hunters
She will not be joining the thieves guild or Dark brotherhood assassins
What gamos
Geme
Skyrim
Wait
hm yeah
https://youtube.com/shorts/PIwVnB1yRG8?si=0MXKVMHIYa4l_H_R
Bunker guy has been stolen!
By Ryanair!
Hey Zany have you played Skyrim?
I have two of the dumbest run ideas
I have to roleplay as William Afton and Charlie Emily if they were the Dragonborn respectively
Dont listen to @limber kite hes a bodily fluid eater
no
what...
This was a dumb idea
I already have Charlie and Williamās races picked out
which ones?
Cool
Leaving more towards a paladin build
When they asked that they asked about the Rome game
me when
@lime ledgeLets not post terrorist symbols
You still havenāt banned conk93 for pro Russian disregarding of human life remarks on Ukrainians yet
Drama from yesterday
I think
keep it civil and out of politics please
i want see hiLTer conquering the world pleaaaaase

XD
Hey peachy
Springtime for Stache Boi and Germany
MEEEE
idk if I already used this one but thanks
You're welcome 
Sowwy
I didn't see that 
we need simpsons springfield map in hoi4

did you know that the Milhouse's full full name is Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten
we need to replace mussolini with millhouse
@worldly rose
Isn't that a Dutch last name?
Van isn't capitalized in Dutch just like von isn't in German, both Kirk and Milhouse also aren't remotely Dutch names
Yoo
Oh
Yayy!
im pretty new to the game but if anyone wanna play DM
also why is there a blue heart when no miku?!?!!
Also 15.5 year olds shouldn't drink alcohol
Would you press blue or red Mr beast button?
Whoever presses the blue one should die for being stupid
Blue button is morally right button, because it allows you to gamble
This is such an awesome map
Reminds me of the old Simpsons Hit n Run game on PS2
And the red one allows me to kill someone dumb enough to press the blue button
Why did you say that
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trying to revive another dead mod
what the hell is that
š
Its a mod that divides defeated countries' navies based on warscore
pretty based
Cant mod in the AI doing something in the peacedeal navy section so this mod would be pretty cool to pull from the grave
š¤
wouldn't it just allow for you to still take the ships still
and only what is left to be given to the others
you only need a portion of the warscore to get the entire navy tho right
I just crashed the game with the updated code, great progress
How was Russia
I insta quit as soon as the revolution started
Welcome btw
thanks
i dont know man
sounds oddly historically accurate
I was at war with the USA for some reason
over Alaska
what the hell
monarchism is my favorite government type in vicky 3 wdym
what did you think it was
this is off-topic
eco simulator
Off topic is better than general anyway
didnt you mention hoi4 tho
based
and it always has been
General is way to chaotic tbh
The people here are just cooler š
general feels bland and full of randoms
This is true
ive seen that debate too often

i really dont think so
vic 7
(idek what vic2 is like)
I hate vicky 2 as a person who never played it
Ragebait
I actually dont like how it looks
but other then that I cant say anything else about it
I think these two are the only 2 people I have seen in this entire server with mlp
Fanstar:
oh does eu5 not have enough expansions
i asked what you prefer š¤ but whatever
I said for now cause I am planning to buy eu5 in the future and my opinion might change
maybe that was a mistake
i honestly dont see much of a difference between the two
eu5 is just eu4 but with some more detail
to give people image perms the first second
I HATE Vic 2
Ragebait
WORST game ever
You cannot ragebait me
i dont think its a good idea either
thank you my fellow ragebaiter
(I never played it btw)
Equestria at War
peak
woah woah woah there buddy
I played it for 20 minutes
calm down
Itās meh
Ck is pretty meh
debate yourself to death
is the only good thing in that franchise
CK3 has very little gameplay value if you dont like larping
Hoi4 though
Yeah
Is great
but what if you do
okey bud
would be great if i knew how to play it!!!
or, well, play not necessarily not like larping, you have to love it
Just get good š
wrong reply
Eu4 is pretty fire tho
loser!!
i dont think anyone else in ur school would be playing hoi4
(that aint a flex but whatever)
no actually my classmate does
and no one else
and I can beat him
okay yeah not a flex then
whatever yeah
š¤
its already named Tzargrad but I need a name for the state, not the city
in vicky 3 yeah
you can name anything whatever
I just dont think you can name your country
I have to check
name it the greek spiritual center or sth idfk
cause maybe you can do that too
no
I need a larper name
Last time I took Balkans I just named it all south Macedonia
Or north/west/east depending on where it was
so you made everything macedonia
Yes
Why is he larping
fun
no cause Constantinople is the older Rome
New New rome
double down on it
I prefer new new new rome
honestly ima name it newest Rome
im crine
ima rename Saint Petersburg to Leningrad
I was having a radical revolution anyway
I could just abandon my work so far and go try that
I could just do a new run after I finish this campaign
and only focus on becoming the Soviet Union
wait are u american
go to sleep maybe š¤
Hi getting really mad
i have quotes from 2024
that one isnt even old
its like, 5 months old
LMAO
Goodnight
i thought u were british ngl
scary
~~ EW ~~
Even worse
holy me too š¤
okay pole
eh
ehh
What about french
NO
Ok ok ok
la la la
I see you know a certain song
romĆ¢nĒ
is it worse than the actual answer?
i barely know it
their breakfast is pretty nice
its the most generic stuff
it is
i can easily make eggs and sausage myself
It wouldnt be considered generic if they didnt eat it
I would rather be (political statement that would get me timed out)
it wouldnt be considered generic if only they ate it
Fact
its a server about politics, im SURE itās fine
I wont answer that
no
close enough
rule 2
shame really
Are u Hungarian
okey bud
Its a good thing
This server would be horrible without that rule
I wouldn't mind
i know, i cant imagine how many extremists come here everyday
This server would be impossible to be in
āOh its the hoi4 server i can talk about [evil political figure]ā
The amount of commies I find in other hoi4 servers is crazy
i am not joining any other hoi4 servers
im scared
I should make a list of nationalities I would like to be and what I wouldn't want to be
that sounds racist
That sounds very racist without context
lmao
not in a racist way of course
Bruh
I KNOW
You should
Dutch?~
mid
quality of life would be great
so
i would also like to be tall
idk
Now prepare to be destroyed
but iād trade my height for my tongueās health tbh
ragusa
eh
sounds badass
I exile you to Saharan Algeria
do they have internet
They have 3 cows
like 2 hours a day
cows?
then I politely decline your exile
i therefore exile you to portsmuth in every hoi4 game
i forgot what the city is called
the british port that always gets naval invaded?
thats mean
you meany
okay fine
No
okey so I would be safer then a person living in Antartica
great
yes!
but youd be in the UK
š„
exactly
Nah they aint letting you in if you cant say bo'a o' wa'ah
why do you think i joined the server
how political is it if I say when can we break up the UK
š¤·āāļø
why break up? did scotland cheat on england with wales
what
Why did autocorrect correct āidkā to an emoji
š¤·āāļø
I can
I wonder why
I wonder why
Never seen the Scotland meme but I enjoyed Edinbruh more than London and York
This server once again would be horrible to use if voice messages were allowed
people could bypass filters without trouble
So yes
I am actually going to London this summer
hear me out
transcriber that turns VMās to text
and if a banned word is there, delete the VM and the translation
and mute the individual
but ppl dont like typing
im not but a majority is
I like typing
you would be SHOCKED
I prefer to type
no I dont think thats true
why would you get on a TEXTING app
and not like to type
Who is too lazy to type
thats like going to a restaurant and not liking to eat
why would you suffer humiliation for all your typos with the ego of turning off autocorrector
when u can just talk
free wifi though
fun plans?
I have nothing planned
I do not concern myself with typos
mr neirjetr
I will make plans when its time to go of course
but I have nothing special in mind rn
I will actually get to fly alone for the first time
which is cool
just type better
Just type better
just be original
Just be better????
I kinda wanna go to Romania this year, I wonder where my uncle gets his 60⬠plane tickets to visits like every few months
life if purple was the ruler of the world
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Paradoxians are purple here
my heart
that looks pretty red to me
okey maybe she is purple
except mlp
Maybe
okey hater
okey vic3 player
quite frankly im just not a kid or a femboy š¤
idk tho
Im not a femboy
I'm a little bit color blind
close
not really
So I can't have an opinion of which colour is it
Lmao
i dont like femboys š¤
You play hoi4
disappointing i know
So now you do
im not quite infected yet
Before I played hoi4
I had never watched a single second of mlp
Before and after
ok ur draining my sleep schedule
Dont need sleep schedules where we are going
True
Get to 1000
get to 2k
And get 100 achievements
I have like 27 at 600 lmao š
Tbf I achievement hunt a little bit just to give me things to do
Only 3 of those achievements I went out of my way to get
Damn, getting them accidentally is so real tho, I got We Don't Like the Statistics like that the other day
These 3
I dont really like satisitcs was also just something I got during not a step back
Not a step back was really fun
I tried to get that and then Romania left the Axis when Germany went into a Civil War
I declared on them cause I didn't realize
1812 all over again was just annoying
Joined the allies
For sure, that's fair
I got Condor Legion as Venezuela without the dlc
That's my rarest one and it honestly was ragebaiting me the whole time
More hours
Im working on that
<@&846894118219022336> go do ur thing
<@&846894118219022336> ban this scammer
This is only tuff to people under 13
I'm 56 ššš
Well teto is that age
Isn't she canonically in her 30s
31 is her chimera age
Chimera as in the ancient Greek creature?
Do they age differently than people?
Her physical maturity is 15.5
And yes that kinda chimera
But I do suppose her age is 31
Because the chimera age is the main one
However she should act like a 15 year old
Thus
She shouldnt drink alcohol
90285447542439965
I can confirm that
All my not so smart friends like alcohol
A LOT
There will be no mobile Internet access until May 10.
š
And I'm illegally using our College's Internet.
Big L for the W day am i right (im sorry)
We celebrate Victory Day on this day
and they turn off the Internet so that drones cannot navigate in space using cell towers.
I heard about that
I'm sorry, I don't understand foreign jokes.
Its only the Moscow area right
Oh sorry
Where they turn off the internet
Due to the fact that drones fly offline, without pilot control, navigating only using towers, without communication, they just fly straight until they are shot down.
Blegh
In Moscow and St. Petersburg, the Internet is simply turned off most often
Due to the fact that these are two Russian capitals
How would drones get to for example Chita
Get a load of this guy
?
For example, aircraft-type vehicles like the Fierce and Bat, capable of traveling long distances and maneuvering to bypass air defense zones.
Meow
?
Meow meow
??
Meow
Tststs

Ig bro
Mean
Ts x3
but I like explosions, to be honest. It's like a fireworks for me, but 1000 times cooler.
I always forget to make airplanes in hoi4
Rawr or something idk gng āļø
Optional
Personally I cant be bothered so I just dont make any
I just like to spam infantry and then win
Cuz im a strategic genius
Saame
Course it did
True
Congrats
Also what is the system
Of grading
Out of 100
Joking idk
Were still proud buddy
Yes I know
@stiff agate Iām gonna play Carthage in Rome total war
My plan is to kill Rome first by attacking Sicily and then the south of Italy
Mhhm
Out of 10
I just routed the Roman army in Sicily and killed the leader of the house of scipii (gens Cornelia)
Sicily bar the Syracuse area is mine now
@stiff agate rate these screenshots

Hey Melz
haiiiii
meow
What is this
Rome total war 1
What about rome
Played them a lot
WHAT ABOUT A LOT
WHAT about PLAED
What do you mean
Chez pizza 25$ š
What this meme mean
What do you mean??
Bro, I just bought a pizza.
What
I played as Rome alot in game
I want to try the other factions out
He isnāt around in 270 bc
is this supposed to happen?š
If you refused Rhineland then yes
I didn't i swearš
Army revolts
The bottom option removes 120 pp
Like tomatoes or tomato sauce too?
I am suprised you know this information off the top of your head
XD
I had a lot of those while playing with France
oh yeah
of course
I am home
which means I can check my russia game
hopefully the devs didnt brick it with the new update
oh no
here hoping
Smh yellow triangle means nothin
On mods it 90% of the time doesnt
booo /s
okey mr mod himself
you are the entire modding industry of course you want people to play mods
I want them to have fun 
@umbral ingot belisaurius should have accepted the Ostrogoths offer to become western Roman Emperor
IT WORKS
The timing was perfect
oh yeah LOL
Dont jinx it, inb4 you unpause and it explodes
okey I will now move my navy
Justinian was about to be attacked by the Persians and the bubonic plague was going to devastate the eastern Roman Empire
phew
it works
ooh I can build the Sinai
and exort every nation that wants to go trough it by having the highest taxes?
yessir
didn't they just fix the sinai
hopefully that doesn't kill my game
best hoi4 mods aside for the beeeeg ones? (r56, kaiserreich etc)
I tried a lord of the rings mod and liked it a lot
equestria at war
its a really small mod
trust
This is very true
omg I love itttttt played it a lot
I heard they got some really cool coding stuff going on
You can balkanize the US now?
Thats so poggers
Or is this modded
In my game people have navies so maybe its a thing only for you
Wait am I seeing that right
Did Ataturk appear
Cause the ottomans are looking unfamiliarly red
what is most hard AI mod ?
Commie Ottomans š®āšØ
sheep mod is quite fun
I think Ataturk showed up
Hey Svetlana I think I got Skyrim Charlie right
Made her nose a bit more curved to match her novel appearance
For the civil war she will be siding with the legion
She will join the companions
She will not join the thieves guild
Nor the dark brotherhood assassins
And she will side with the dawn guard vampire hunters
I will starting playing her when Valeria Julia finishes the main story
Also I have today off
Day 322 of posting Teto every day in off-topic š©·
omg shared scarfffff
so cute
Is there a better way to cross the Atlantic than taking Greenland
In what game
I mostly take Greenland
Minecraft
Idk
Elytra
Usa capitulated and they still have 160-320 divisions idk how or why but im starting to regret fighting the whole world plus Ethiopia
Non historical is peak
are they in alaska or hawaii still lmao
@umbral ingot how lore accurate does this sound to Charlotte
Charlie joins the legion not because she loves them but because they arenāt a bunch of rascists who want to make Skyrim a Nord ethnostate
Or the lesser of two evils
Yayy
Sounds
Pretty accurate
Maybe through Africa?
to invade the us mainland no
Hawaii is in the pacific though
Bermuda would be better as itās in the Atlantic
falklands
Bermuda and Cuba are good too
go to south america
West Africa - Brazil - South America - Caribbean - vacation to Carolina!!!
Or u could be evil and go through Alaska
Hawaii - California is possible too
Didnāt Russia do that in battlefield bad company 2
Idk
They did and they managed to attack the northern USA
With help from South American allies
Wait a minute
Fascist Russia can do this in hoi4
Russia-Siberia-Alaska-Canada
Does any1 know a ai that can swap charactars like viggle but for longer videos?
@fair willow ww1 is going great
holyyyyyyy that's a lot of ded people
hi
The war to end all wars
or are you going for the skilled staffer or whatever it's called? like with more space