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ŕight
first
verify integrity of game files on steam
Ok
activate / deactivate beta versions of the paradox launcher
it should work
if not
just alt+tab
did it work @queen harbor
?
Hold on, it didn’t pas the integrity test
Got it
Well, I defeated the UK, Germany, Italy, Japan and the USSR
In that order
Time for the USA and the chinese united front (Afganistan and Iran are in the faction)
you just play france
get the 6th napoleon
and destroy germany and ussr
aneex em
and get it
naval???
paradrop!
you fool no one knows how to navy
thats imposible
also
I hate
Didn’t work
ironman
what ,
?
pls
help
OH CMON ITS DOING IT EVEB WHEN I LAUNCH THE GAME
no srsly its annoying
With France you have the navy
Me too
Well, ask Marijn
who that
@worldly rose
Mouse ghost movements?
yh
Please Marijn, help that poor soul
and i cant interact with anything else than the launcher
Id try swapping between borderless fullscreen and normal fullscreen in the launcher, sometimes helps with mouse issues
unless i press win or close the laucnher
doin that
good news
well
it worked
You won't have the air force needed
sigh I have entrance exams tommorow
oh nvm its also doing it in the launcher
Try this
Rush avenge Waterloo and attack the Benelux, then declare on the UK and wait until they have no ships in the English Chanel, anda then naval invade
They won't naval invade you
Trust me
But you must be fast
Or Germany will declare on you
Shit
Someone died, the graveyard bell is ringing
real
It works but then you won't be able to invade the UK
Yes
the whole village gets nuked by the intercom when someone dies here Xd
You don’t need the uk for the achievement
The only achievement as France for the uk is to be fascist France and conquer them
But I want a world conquest
And
Why not attack the UK if you can?
Then, you have Canada to attack the USA when you want
I tried to get the achievement 5 times
And I think this is the best way
1 I died to the USA
2 to the Germans
And 2 to the soviets
guess i wotn play hoi4 today
@hearty goblet Italy
My brother bought a comically large case
...
Nice
😭
Now this is great
Just had a game as the soviets
The whole world declared on me
:3
I hate
plaing
the ussr
it is
just
wayy too big
it is fun when you play coop tho
It isnt always a bad thing
soo you and your friend
And tbh
I play the ussr just for achievements
@worldly rose help me
My entire pc froze
I can only use my mouse
Shitty Computer
No! Not my dear Mr. Jingles
Make a better one so they actually buy it
dont make memes
make propaganda
and do it slowly
talk about
it
make refrencess ot it
get it implanted in to theyr brain
My favourite country
ctrl alt delete and check task manager
<@&846894118219022336> bro
you ain't fooling anyone bro
even with jesus christ's photo in your profile
I tried it
Nothing happened
But i restarted the pc
Jack!
Yes
what is your favorite
Risk
ahh
you like waiting?
Catan is the best
one time I made a plan and cut off half of the map for myself
effectively making a full on blocade of all woods making me its top most producer
Isnt the whole life just waiting?
if your life point is death then sure
I meant like waiting on Something
for you its someone
but I am not waiting for anything
It's good
Anya?
Really?
It is the best bord game
However the best none video game is bang
GUYS WHO WATCHING GRISHA VS FELINGHER
huh
It's good but not the best
ayo? put your scam away from me and my bros 
No but I wanted to
Couldn't because it was expensive and the sale ended
If it was still available I would have bought it
Oh, I'm sorry, I do not know why a high quality photo is uploaded as a file.
Hi bro
there is no way
aside from marketing
taht
3 people sat down
and plaid it
also hello winlock!
okay, but I got scratched while shaving my armpits
what are you up too
XD
I love cancle threathening subscription services
I feel like being in the deep depths of turkey and bartering with the sales men there
Day 319 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
No modern politics
No way it's the 5.5M man
bro these videos r so brainrot
next level brainrot
True
The comments are even better
Genuinely saw
Turks and Russians
hoi4 player brainrot
1k+ replies on 1 comment 💔
I wonder how long the Russians will drag it
2030
Accurate
Is this bulling
What is it
yo
Yey
omg Teto and Miku team up lol
Dated a Jewish girl for over two years. One of the reasons I always overthrow the Austrian Painter in my Germany playthroughs.
This truly is off topic
Lol
Seriously, screw that guy
Glad we won
On a somewhat related note, I love the Polish 🇵🇱
Im proud to be me
It's a Lesbian flag, or not?
it is
I mean it isnt a rule break
Hmmm, I was just saying that I'm proud of my background. I'm not insulting anyone and I'm not trying to incite aggression.
you did nothing wrong
Trust me
Ignore him
it is
And I'm not talking about the superiority of one religion over another.
one of the better looking pride flags if you ask me, best looking one being trans flag for sure
I like its delicate colors
yea
I like the male version of lesbian flag too, like yk flag for gay guys, it’s the same but with blue/green spectrum
In my opinion, I think that in the Lesbian flag, orange does not go well with pink.
I'm sorry if that
I agree a bit tbh
what the buttttt
red and pink go better together than orange and pink if you ask me
Sorry. Sorry.
What did you paint over?🤔
nsfw word
nsfw I guess
i didnt wanna rule break
i think all pride flags r cool
the ugly ones have alternate versions that are cute
true
haiiii flowi
Hiiii theo!
@meager patrol
yes, modern politics
But why
bc it’s modern
same with other modern movements
that isn’t the issue, the only issue is that talking about modern political movements is rule 2
the paradox servers are a safe place for everyone no matter race, skin color, sexual orientation, gender identity, ethnicity, and religion but there are topics we can’t discuss
such as modern political movements
.
idk what that is at all other than ai slop
AI Tsar Nicholas... uh... idk
tsar nick isn’t modern
This is the Russian Emperor Nikolai 2, who, as a result of the war with the Ottoman Empire, killed about 5.5 million Turks.
probably not allowed
idk
not a mod here anymore
but in vic it wouldn’t be allowed
Here it is used for two things.
- Ridiculing the Turkish people and encouraging the extermination of this people.
- Worship of the murderer
- using terrible stereotypes about the Turkish people
then not allowed
Yes, but moderation doesn't work.
u mean the mods aren’t handling it?
No, it's just that sometimes people from other countries may not know something.
So, for example, marijn didn't know about one guy I was throwing a gif with here. And only after I told him who it was, he deleted it. He didn't know about it because he lives in the Netherlands and not in Ukraine. And he doesn't need to know about it lol.
for example, I do not know the history of the Netherlands, but I do not know which of the rulers of the Netherlands have a bad reputation
For example, the murderer
Therefore, I believe that anything that looks like ridiculing some kind of tragedy or stereotypes should be removed in order to avoid conflicts.
i’m not disagreeing with i
u
i agree
it’s why stuff like modern day movements in the US aren’t allowed
despite being positive
bc someone will disagree and be angry
meow
I wouldn't attach myself to any thing that could hypothetically break the rules.
my hands are numb from brushing my wifes hair bro
her hair is very long and so she needs help with it and omfg i cant feel my gands
English is a very flat language. I can't tell from the writing if you're a guy or girl.
im technically both because im genderfluid but i was born a girl
meow meow
okay
And I was born a guy...
It's sad
💔
:(
Meow meow meow
at least you realized you were a girlie
good luck
but once upon a time, together with Flowey, we broke the rules for trolling one of the participants. 😭 And now she's a moderator. 😭
Fumo fall
noooo help her
No she's baka
lol
xd
Good noot
@fading geode why did I make my other female imperial character Charlie Emily from fnaf (name is Carola Aemilia)
Good night
Hello
hola
purple mountain flower 🔥
Goodmorning people
Greetings! Was your time unconscious tonight enjoyable?
Sleep isnt a state of unconsciousness
New background
Im done with the first exam
It is?
If someone is actually fully unconscious you cant just wake them up
It is a state of reversible uncunsioncness
Or however you spell it
Sleep is a state of reduced mental and physical activity in which consciousness is altered and certain sensory activity is inhibited.
Sleep is a state of reduced mental and physical activity in which consciousness is altered and certain sensory activity is inhibited. During sleep, there is a marked decrease in muscle activity and interactions with the surrounding environment. While sleep differs from wakefulness in terms of the ability to react to stimuli, it still involves ac...
Altered consciousness doesnt mean unconscious
Depends on the source
But I suppose your moreecoffect
Tststs
@plain arch Why are you justifying against me im romania
He didn't bring his son this time?
He didnt get much after the divorce
😔
Sup
Splendid
May the Force be with you all
There is a may the 4th joke in btd6
bf 2 revival?
Your such a goat
You play the btd6 two?

Yes I played it first then when it was first free then I got it on steam
Same here
Got it free on epic
played alot
Then bought the game on sale for 5 bucks
absolute steal
same here lol
I’ve played it so much
peak game
Yes
its one of the greats
I used to play btd4 when I was a kid, then got battles when that came out but didn’t play it that much
then got so astounded when I saw btd6 existed and the graphics
Never really played the original battles
and i've played and really like battles 2 but its pretty much abandoned
awww
Its such a wasted game
yap yap yap
I used to be the goat
and still am
but anyways
they nerfed some of my favorite towers soo freaking much
my daughter is dancing and singing rn its the most wholesome shit ever
Hey Melz how is it going
pregnant and suffering because of it icl
how is skyrim
Good but I’m currently playing Rome total war as the Julii atm
The weakest of the 3 Roman houses ingame
thinking of starting a playthrough as a classic hero type, i like being hero of skyrim
Can you not get the achievement for iraq "cradle of civilization" if you go down the Kurdish path
Cuz i did everything needed for the achievement and im just not getting it
Idk why
I don’t think so
Well thats annoying
The game says i can get it though
What a scam
You have to be iraq
Hello
Hey
that should count for some achievements
Check if its still available in the achievements menu
And hover over it to see if you got all the requirements
CUTE
miku bnuuy
Cute
hello]
OMG
It said i didn't even though i did so idk
Any cat ever: Breathes
Me: 😍🥰❤️
so far in my Russia playtrough
so far my goal is to subjugate Bulgaria, Walachia and continue consolidating the Steppe, and also taking Circassia once my infamy goes down finally
I am also waiting on Qing to die
so I can take their stuff
I will also subjugate Iraq
I btw annexed what Oman controled in Persia, aka I now control the Strait of Hormuz
omg beeeg Russia
Btw a friend gifted me the flag of Hungary
And I used it to ragebait my classmate at school
It must be miserable getting angry at a flag
Anyways
I love how Kurdistan can form Arabia
Hoi4 devs ples fix
real
Its not lore accurate:c
Czechoslovakia can form A-H
Yeah cause he is a romanian nationalist
meow
Okay but kurds arent even arabs
They could have just gave it a different name
And done
Call it greater Kurdistan, not that hard
Like imagine
Thats like playing as Hungary and then forming greater romania or something
I mean Kurdistan after getting their cores has nothing else to do, so gameplay wise I dont see much problems
Iirc they can form the Hungarian-Romanian union
I dont remember if that is a thing
I need to check
I mean its okay gameplay wise but id assume its not intended anyways
They just probably forgot to change the arabia formable to have an exception for iraq becoming Kurdistan
Its HOI4, it has so many bugs and things that weren't intended
They should just hire me i can make bugs for them
Did you know Slovakia can core the entire world
Fire quote
I think that got fixed with the Götterdämmerung right
I dont think it did
No
But it might have with Czechoslovakia dlc
But with GTD no
Im pretty sure it did cuz now Slovakia has cores at the start
Or it didnt?
Cuz the bug was cuz Slovakia got all states it got as cores or something
And now obviously thats redundant to do because slovakia has cores over Slovakia already
So its fixed
They didnt have before
Probably not
I remember
Oh I thought they did
Cause you could play as Slovakia
Before
So
Maybe they added them at GTD
Hi, got invited by a friend and Just wanted to play some MP
With the 1939 startdate
go to hoi4 general or mp
No
Ima send you a vid
have you ever wanted the world to be Slovakian?
too much diversity, not enough Slovakians in the world?
Look no further!
today we're exploring a little known bug having to do with fate of czechoslovakia that allows the entire world to instantly turn slovakian!! Who knew that Germany had such a super weapon to transform every man, woman and ch...
I mean ik when by blood alone or whatever came out slovakia didnt have cores at the 1936 start date
So they didnt fix it
But Slovakia didnt have cores before at the statt i know that
Idk when they changed that
I thought thats how they fixed the bug
fixed the bug 😛
Youre right, the coring code was from before Slovakia was releasable
Whos ready for autism
Weeeeee
Bruh
So you got rid of the only fun thing about playing slovakia
Atleast you are proud of that
Day 320 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
horsle today answer
Lovely
cursed WoT map
Best wot map ever
What am I missing for the deck
I remember this
classic lumber loon
it’s missing 2.6 hog
What
Guys!
Someone on another server's doggo had puppers and is now a mama ❤️
How nice
Pretty much
Nope, just sleeping
Hi
Thats possible???
No way
Oh by the way yesterday i found another bug people may not know about
Because you need non historical for it to happen
Basically i was playing Kurdistan and i had Azerbaijan as my puppet releaseable from iran
And when the non stalin ussr does the focus where they release a few ssrs as puppets they stole my puppet
Cuz the focus doesn't check if someone already has the tag Azerbaijan as a puppet it just makes them the puppet of the soviets and gives them the soviet parts of Azerbaijan
Ah yes. Where 99% of the time. Its ho-does that second guess say…
Sparky
did you try morse? it could be morse
Is piracy allowed here?
rule no 6 says "piracy of any kind", so no
Then
that boy
Hello there
Oh shi my bad I didn't know

Happy Dutch Liberation Day (Bevrijdingsdag). Did you get the 'bevrijding' achievement already?
Liberation from who
Spain?
i was thinking of the 1648 thing
The Eighty Years' War or Dutch Revolt (c. 1566/1568–1648) was an armed conflict in the Habsburg Netherlands between disparate groups of rebels and the Spanish government. The causes of the war included the Reformation, centralisation, excessive taxation, and the rights and privileges of the Dutch nobility and cities.
After the initial stages, ...
Iirc Spain got the lowlands through inheritance?
yes
i believe so
they inherited burgundy
common eu4 knowledge
Eu4 is mid anyways
The Ai bends me over and beats me whenever they can
yeah
Like I missed ONE mp session as Prussia
And my AI went bankrupt
And had 5 lower mil tech than the rest of Europe
rip
it takes a bigger learning curve than hoi for sure
I knew the game enough
But it’s hard to play when the AI touches me
This is a shitpost fyi.
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Tets...
guy named AI
I'm watching this for some reason
I wasnt expecting this
As I expected
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The hailfire droid was in indeed designed for debt collection
peeperrrrrrr
can't wait for May 14th
Whats in 9 days?
Subnautica 2
Im waiting for a game on May 26th
I loved the 1st game and below zero
what game?
I wasnt a huge fan of below zero
||007 First Light
||
oooh
I liked it a lot, but yea not as good as the original
my biggest problem with subnautica 2 is my laptop doesn't meet the min-requirements ;-;
sad
Im also really hyped for this coming winter
damn
I’m just broke
I mean I am getting a new one soon anyways, this one is not gonna last that much longer
Whats your current specs
I've replaced the keyboard, battery and thermal paste but it's just not gonna live longer
4gb vram, Idk what the gpu is called but it's not very good
Check task manager
nvidia quadro p1000, apparently
4bg vram
and the game requires 6gb and better gpu
Ohhhhhhh
Fancy
did you play the 1st game?
Yep
ouch
I bought it 2nd hand lol, was quite cheap and can run what I wanna play
Still better than what I used to rock lol
except subnautica 2 now
You never know, fsr with 720p lowest might work
IIRC a 1030 is on par with some integrated graphics and P1000 is only like 50% better than the 1030
had it for 5 years so I very much want a new one soon
and Idk how long it had been used when I bought it
I prefer the gt 730
best gpu btw
lmaooo
I went Intel HD -> 2070 -> 3090 (for productivity)
yea it's not very good at all
ddr3 version of the gt 730 is my goat
I used 2 intel hd laptops in a row, literally both at their last leg
Id put Far Cry 3/Mass Effect/Fallout/Hitman above KSP, KSP is high up though
my last laptop had intel integrated graphics, it could still run hoi4 lol and not even that slow
Has multiplayer
Ikkkk
I wanna play with my bf
its a new planet
I tried HOI on integrated graphics but uninstalled, was too slow
Same
Even my decent laptop is kinda painful to test HOI on
I like the ghost leviathans, they're cute af
Cuddle fish
I use 2 PCs and 3 screens when working on HOI
Hot take: The cuddle fish isnt cute
prime bioreactor fuel
The peeper though
Crazy
yea peeper is awesome
Guy is one big eyeball
exactly
yes I know fish dont have spherical eyes
see that's one of the reasons below zero is not that bad, it has the arctic peeper and it's almost even cuter
hmmm its a close one
it's up there for sure
100%
it's not a creature but the seamoth is cute af
the seamoth-equivalent for subnautica 2 looks quite cool
Hoverfish my beloved
What a chill guy
DISAPOINTED CAR IN YOUR FACES
bai bai
what is white list
Do some fun stuff like going outside
Or reading a book
what is outside
a wonderful place u should check out fr
I sometimes walk 6 miles to work because I enjoy walking outside
Metric units please
(9,6)
9.6
Flowi knows ball, I ❤️ Submautica
I always know the best stuff
I wish I got to finish them, I had a lot of fun with them. Got removed from Game pass tho
Empire in the Elder Scrolls is better than Caesar’s legion in fallout imo
In terms of behaving like an actual nation state
Caesar’s legion is a fraud of a "nation"
The moment their leader is dead
Its all over
It’s just guys who read a single book on Rome and decided to larp
Rome larp
They arent even good at it
If you are going to try and be one of the biggest and most powerful empires in history. Atleast do it right
There is a very good reason Rome lasted from 753 bc?-476 ad
Or 1453 if you wanna count the east
The reason I have a question mark at 753 bc is because we have no knowledge on that era just myths
I highly doubt they had 7 kings who all ruled the exact same number of years
Caesar's legion is more like the Mongols than the Romans: absorbing neighbouring tribes and ruling with fear
Pretty much
True Rome would rule with fear too just when the situation demanded it
Yes but Caesar is always doing it
Thats why the ncr is the best
He is a larper not a real Caesar
Yep
Caesar irl was lot more pragmatic
I wonder where he got the "proper" pronunciation of Caesar from tho
Caesar lost all his family’s property at the age of 17 when he had to leave Rome because Sulla Romes first dictator for life put a bounty on his head
His aunt Julia bailed him out by convincing Sulla to not hunt him down
Caesar delivered her eulogy at her funeral btw
That... doesn't really explain why he calls himself Kai-sar and not Sea-ser
only the enclave is right
@umbral ingot how Roman does my character Valeria Julia look
https://youtube.com/shorts/K3kJv_MJemw?si=r3n_wearfb41eQOu
Is basement guy gonna be set free soon?
No
Hes not
tried giving her the olive skin dark hair mediterranean look
Pretty roman
yall be honest plz rate this shit
I'd give the radiator a solid 8/10. Looks nice and consistant, really hot! Only downside is the thing in the middle. I breaks the consistancy a bit.
why you live in a attic bro
also it looks like one arm is bgger then the other
shld do smt bout that
Why do you have a broom in your head?
Geoguesser players will doxx you only using this pic within 2 minutes
never ever show yourself on the internet

why is one arm bigger than the other
🤨
there is no background
cant guess
i need sun and topography
you reminded me
i havent played geoguesser for a week
Brah what is this Geoguessr round
where sun
Sky
niice
north or south
aslo
lets gooooooo
number 1
i beat a high rating player flawlessly
i forgot to play last week
i could be master rank rn
bro you got the compass
Ohhhhhhhhh
It was ||the pokey part in strait of Hormuz||
Isn't that a rule of the internet?
Yeah it’s like one of the big ones
Okay at work will be back soon
Welcome 
Boring day at work today
Yeah how do you think I have 8k usd stored up
Good
Well.. i made my 8k and growing over a two year part time job
wish i could have a job :(
I went from barely scraping by to hoi4 DLCs barley taking a microscopic dent in my wallet
Do something you like or interests you that’s how I found mine after 5 attempts over 6 years
hmmm how do i monetize playing hoi4... 
you dont
Don’t become a YouTuber
Be a paradox employee
you know i could be historical research assistant 
Chile with Manchuria in Alliance...
Why are the images files
I have miku shirts!
Ok thx
High quality probably
I have nice thin and sender hands and fingers
Are you drunk 🥴
I envy
how evil
neru is better
if I get in to a dorm ima buy a united states of neru flag
I just can get it now
since it isnt that expensive
:3
why wait
ima buy a enclave and roc flag
Flowi identifies with that Miku plushie
Where do u even buy flags
Is there like a flag.com
There are chinese websites where you get it for cheap
Remmber 23 th peachy
@lament timber somehow You just keep staring
huh
👀
👀
Why is twilight sparkle staring at my soul
Because
Also how did you notice so fast
I was checking profiles in off topic for a possible r4
why the pfp edit? xd
Wasnt done by me
my video in tiktok by the way
and another reminder that I hate my Hands. Please cut off my hands.
Not now
Okay
What do you want instead?
Nothing, just cut off my hands. They're male, I don't want to see them.
Mariiiiiiijn
Tomorrow my python teacher should give me my mark of the exam
But there's a problem
Tomorrow I won't go to school
dont you have an online grade system?
What time do you guys live in, 1953?
we get every single grade online
how can a python exam not do the same
Then again Canvas which did our grades in uni got hacked like 2-3 days ago with major information leaking
Tiocfaidh Ár Lá
Is europa universalis the same as HOI just in another time?
i read this out to my wife who plays a lot and she said “hell no”
yoo mr beast where's my free money at??
Idc larp is one of the best things about HOI4
Obviously you shouldn’t larp fascists but besides that it’s great fun
Sure
this is my first attempt at mapping, so be advised it's pretty lack luster
Spanish Empire
It's an empire dude. They didn't just take that for free, they won an war against the French.
Soo it must mean that they have a very strong army or navy
Yes.
Is the new capital in barcelona because of theyr newly annexed lands?
nah, it's still Madrid. Their military is composed mostly of motorized divisions and they are heavily aligned with Germany, Italy, and Turkey (the Italians had a civil war and the Spanish took control of Sardinia)
Itll be a very hardto controll those french and african territorys then
Altho can you explain how spain got strong
its not about larp
itis the fact you posted a photo of your face
larping iirl
nobody cares if you larp ingame
also if your larping a commie facism is far off
anyway the number 1 rule of unregulated social media

haiiiaaa
hello marijn
We do but only for every evaluation
They give us the exam so we know the mark of that exam
Hey hey
Hello
I'm going to court 
Hellooo
What did you do, Meluchi
Good morning
Meow