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Spicy
I did Skoda, alt hist paths, shared diplomacy
He did basically everything else: Divided Nation, BoP, forts
Interesting
Mar marrrrrrrrrrrr
Bruh flowi stop with the name change 😭😭
Yeees?~
What would you do if i would trap you in my basemant (again)?
My lady and I were in her parents basement when we first met. It had mice😔
Spare Marjin the mice
My basemant does not have mice
Positive?
My cats made sure of it
Fair
Run for your life
Is your life worth living
Peachy
We dont want to be rude heee
Or do we?
I wasnt trieng to
I was trieng to make a sarcastic comment about you killing melancholy if he did that
I will kill everyone that pings me 100 times
Except my mar mar
@meager patrol @worldly rose
With the sole acception of marjin ofcourse
It is a wonder if he even pings me
@stiff agate
Maybe tomorrow I'll do it
U are a peach of greed
I am not greedy
Peachy, do you remember?
It shouldnt be one
we all know he would choose me
I was chalanged
The one who doesn't even know how to feed him properly
I know how to feed him
A warm bottle every 2-3 hours
With store bought meals and take out?
I know how to cook
And take outs are restoraunts
Do it and you get 3 wishes
Nice try fbi
You would burn rice
Buldak Cheesy Ramen
How are you?
Or CEDA
I'm doing good today. Been a bit busy
Yull never get the cure for the virus
NOPE
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THAT HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING
Why that?
I am talking about left 4 dead lore
Oh
I thought you were talking about the fascist spanish coalition
Well
Nope im just a nerd for valve games
And ima sleep now
Goodnight
Are you having fun?
Good night Peachy 
haiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa:D
good night
omg omg omg hiiiiiiii friend hru
Hellooo
hi friend
I think it's a bit of an emotion spam.
@nova lichenThis server is English-only
Yeah
Coolio, did anything interesting?
Yes
Aaaaammm
Well, today I made a collection of goods on Alibaba for 1k Rubles.
Everything is so cheap there!
I'm fine
yippee!
isnt that like 2 weeks of work
1000₽?
Da
It's +- 10$ yo
wowee
hm 100 rubles like €1, that makes that keychain only 0.60€, dam
Look dm
🤣
why is it so cheap
why i have 5th lvl on Faceit
currencies are different, USD and british pounds are lower denominations with higher values but asian currencies like the yen and yuan have higher denominations of lower value
<@&846894118219022336> get em
Goodmorning!
good morning
What ya up too
Nothing much
Heya
Sad
Hey little sister :3
Why did you get up soo early big sister
SIX SEVEN
Works for me on mobile
what is this for
hai hai

hai marijn
My game froze on this frame for way too long
Get a load of this guy
@worldly rose which of the Czech achievements is most fun
I imagine the I didnt hear no bell
Im probably gonna play fascist Czechoslovakia today and get three achievements, returning to democracy, weapon selling and owning a Soviet railway state
U can do it mar mar
how can i be a dev for hoi4
U apply at https://career.paradoxplaza.com/jobs
also @worldly rose i wrote you something on dm
i see
can i work i am a university student
Look at the website dummy
Most jobs are on-location and full-time so probably not
i wrote you somrthing on dm marijn
Meow
Good day
Hi
Doin well?
Eh
😔 how come
Bye benry!
51 years since the fall of saigon 🥳
81 years since the fall of berlin 🥳
Sadly all in Europe
Are they hybrid or full in office?
Thought Sweden was supposed to have quality of life
we're getting 23 degrees tomorrow
and it snowed yesterday
lol
23 is so hottttttt like high summer heat
on may 1st
that's true for many jobs here, but it greatly varies. Though the hybrid/work from home jobs have absolutely skyrocketed since covid
I guess paradox is commited to being on site full time
I love their games but hell no to that. 😂
Mostly full in office afaik
That’s way too archaic. Feel bad for them
Get a load of that guy
Because I don’t believe in full in office work in 2026? Yeah okay 😂
I prefer hybrid. I genuinely wouldn’t work for an in office company
I don’t get paid while commuting. Nor do I get that time back every week. Parasitical practice, pass
You fell for his ragebait
He says that everywhere
And whenever he is online
Life stuff
🫂
Fair enough thats as vague as it gets but I wont ask if you dont wanna tell
Meow
Meow
hi friends
Hey benry
Hru?
Also I’m gonna be very inactive for the next 6 months if anyone is wondering
Im thinking about going out since today its witch burning
An old Tradition
Do you wanna get warned?
No?
Then dont make these kinds of comments
WHAT WAS THERE



😔 🪄 why would you burn me smh
What did you say 😂
Bc you would taste even more Delicious then before
😝
If only the online dating was against the rules. 😔
Idk man
I could never bully you sweetie
😉
U are only Jealous
No, it just makes me uncomfortable to be in a public place. Apart from family settings, I don’t think relationships need to be projected in that way
Just a difference of opinion 🙂
You have a point but there is still the option to ignore certain messages
Kinda hard to ignore when it’s from a mod like every 5 mins 😅
Its only if he responds
Poor guy just wants to work on HOI4 stuff and chill
Online dating is something i refuse to do and something that should never be done on the internet
I dont allow it
Get a load of this guy
Am I right
I did it when I was young. Ultimately wasn’t worth it but learned a lot from it.
In person is much more rewarding
From my experiences
I don’t work from home I work at a locally owned and operated industrial plant that pays me so well I can buy all of hoi4 with my weekly wage
And that’s only part time
Never did because I read too many horror stories about it
I did 3 times when I was 17-24. It was a horror story lol
Watched a funny and inappropriate comedic video on Roblox showing why you shouldn’t do it
Back in 2011 when I was 10
Shit it’s gone
i think its fair to say that a mod fake edating in chat makes them uncomfortable
from the outside it looks like harassment
very strange
Hey Melz historical wisdom of the day: Germany is great at starting wars they suck at winning them
Also fighting Rome in Rome total war is absolutely terrifying
I understand
Wow
Get a load of those guys
I don’t see online dating is worth it
Like what’s stopping the person ur talking to ends up being a 35 year old man in his moms basement
Hello
Heyyyyyy snugglebug
When I did it AI didn’t really exist and we video called. But yeah it’s even less relevant now
Because it isn’t 😭
Secretely you're just Oliver's alt fr
Only 3 people talking about football

SON
Very bad
GEF A LOAD OF THIS GUY LOL
They're not denying it

:0
Get a load of this guy

Bro ordered his minion to be annoying like him
Minion?
Using literally the same line as Oliver
Get a load of this bum
Y'all one hivemind or sum
Really :3
Oliver language
Yeah fr

Highbois 🤫
I wanna play Czechoslovakia but I corrupted my game install!!!
Woliver
Makes sense
OwO
Btw wtf does the server pfp even mean? The football femboys
Who are they
😭
They are us

And we are them
Peak or peak?
Why is the Real Madrid femboy small?
Liverpool femboy too
omg beeeeg sale goin on
would've bought something if I didn't already have all the dlc I want lol
Well it has France
Hey Austro did you see the image I pinged you
And Spain and Portugal
But SPain is pain
And Portugal boring
France’s only fun path is the Napoleonic one IMO
The communist and historical paths take too long
The Latin alliance path is bugged the pro German fascist path defeats the whole purpose of playing France
Uh
I dont remember what it was
Probably I did idk
@umbral ingot this
Okey I did not see it
XD
William would be dead
Oh yeah
Or badly injured
He is in the suit in the rain
This would traumatize a very confused Charlie though
I don’t have the radio pack
I think that’s the only one
or whatever it’s called
You don’t need it
oh wait yea I don’t have the speeches or the sabaton soundtrack either
otherwise I have them all
yea not gonna buy it
Yeah idc about that
I’m just missing audio packs
And the eastern front planes pack
@fair willow whats your fav deltarune ost?
Finally you get La Résistance
You will love france
I'm doing Napoleon right now
No need
<@&846894118219022336>
Omg
TV World, I think
it's so peak
Day 316 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
It is okay
teto is so tuff
Hehe
The speeches are so annoying my god
Listening to a banger song then some old dude starts yapping
Had to disable that dlc 😂
@worldly rose return the kaiser or military dictatorship?
that
is
a exelent idea
to make
dolls of my friends
Kaiser :)
lame
Which one?
I knew i could count on you
Nah, Strasser for sure. Fascist but can core Europe
lame
naval dictatorship
we live for the seas
He has the coolest flag
Naval gets a mod flag
idc
ebic
I only play military dictatorship when I try kriegsmarine coup d'etat
Kaiser is better
real men play as piratesd
This flag looks more pirate than naval
Strasser, Eva Braun and Victoria goated
Hell yeah
I just want a carribean pirate nation
They were anti pirates though?
thats why larp
They had pirates 😏
Am I missing something
erm actually former british naval sailors would become pirates for england to raid spanish fleets
same all way round but it matters for the larp
I hate when people larp
Dude, this community is FULL of them
Technically
larping is different from being a poser
I am an Austrian larper
larping is just roleplay
@stiff agate
I hate when i talk about lore and they just dont know it
They do roleplay as a person that does know that
highest ranking romanian larper
yes
thats called a poser
larpers usually know alot about the topic
I am anti Romania larp
because their roleplaying
I am not clicking on that
I still didn't click on it
Trash or Gas
Why
extremely simplified for mass production
Anything that looks like a war machine and is made into a slipper is fire
Now I wouldnt buy it
Cause of pricing
support people who care enough to make it look good
Feel like it’s pretty detailed for a plushie
Plushies are like always expensive asf. I never buy 😭
I got 2 plushies from paradox
That’s not a plushie
royalty 🙏
Willy II and the one from EU4
ive seen detailed plane plushies
musketeer
someone can make a detailed ship one
I’ve never seen a detailed ship plushie though
I had a tank plushie once and the gun was like a Dong
Im not in to ships
Because its a plushie
Same. They’re cool to see in person though
Yup, wasn’t hard 😔
rifled for her plesure
XD
i like every aspect of war machines
mostly planes doe
yes flieng is cool
i would want to be a jet pilot
but im not studying aeronautical engineering
I’m really into tanks and aircraft. Ships are alright. I like battleships and carriers
Out of war machines I am only into ships
no thanks
Since idk tanks and planes dont really make me go "woow..."
I dont want to be shot down over the plains of russia
Rule 2 peachy
But funny
not even planes?
is it
Like ww1 and ww2
ok bro
well russia doesnt have air soo ill be preaty safe but you get my point
Bro has a edit in his back pocket for everything
your a slovak bro
your not gonna be deployed in russia
it is a joke
you know
a big
funny
yeah anyway
A kneeslapper even
How do they have jets but dont allow gum
better question
where do they store em
with em
735.7 km²
gum is allowed
its just no sale allowed
possession and consumption isnt
idaho
and on a large island we own
and australia
singapore is hella close with us military wise
You own an island to store wepons
That sounds oligarchic
But cool at the same time
we have hella islands
not hard to make one a military base
Like in the country or
Privately owned somewhere else
Cause the country from what I knew is a giant city on a island that is barely connected to Malaysia
Where the hell are my messages
Memes about animal abuse arent cool even if its an obvious joke
You deserve an award
@ Chak
He actually gave it to you 😂
❤️

Russian trans?
Beautiful
Ouuugh so bouncy 🤤 I love boing boing ball 🏀 go boince
yes
Did someone send a scam?
yes
Yes
omg mods were quick
Happy International Workers' Day to every1!
Fun fact
Today it's also the day that someone decided to return to the lobby in 1945
You know he killed him self 30 of april 1945 not 1 of may
Believe it or not this thing flies
looks like warhammer technology
"do you know how it works?
No, but I know it does."
course it would
why wouldnt it
you have
enough of em
Your one day off however Gobbels did die today after being in power for less than a day
Nazi leadership April 30th may 8th 1945 Hitler -> Gobbles -> Doenitz
Happy Labour dayyyyyyy
Happy Labor Day
The attempt before this we spun in circles
Nice weather
did you put the center of mass in the middle
It was raining this morning
oh
i thought i found a long ass documentary
https://youtu.be/wB8JXvXPTDE?si=nqZMyypOJ1DloSf7 but its a family guy
It’s a way to get around copyright
ik
but damit
i thought i found 1 hour 20mins of content
Guys does someone have millenium dawn server
also its 43hours
i saw it wrong
holy
Its okay bro👍
So true, fr fr
i just played a chess game while taking a walk and when i cross streets i make hella blunders like 4 times n still won
monumental achievement
😂
Elo?
1100
Good
im suprised too br
It could be worse
i blundered my next game
never watch family guy and play chess
I'm sorry friend but the server is english only.
coz paradox wants us all to speak only one laungvage soo they save money on transalating theyr games!
console comand
enablefasttravel 0
if I remmber
thank you mods!
@stiff agate I made this gif
Remind me why is impact font bad again
I didnt say its bad
it is the meme lord font
Being warned by the max authority in the server is scary
oh wow that is a lot of mining
i told you im busy
anyways after my interview I'll buy the NCNS and PfoT seperately since they are on sale at a lower price than the expansion pass. hopefully Expansion pass 2 doesnt drop in price lmao
It probably will farther in tbe future
once Expansion pass 1 was on sale on May of last year looking at gg.deals
I like them both a lot
or at least focus tree-wise
the faction mechanics are meh
The rules can be useful but faction influence and faction initiative feel a bit arbitrary
And research co-op doesnt feel as impactful as it should be
yea that one I got very excited about when I saw it existed, then underwhelmed when I tried it
I feel like nukes should like, need dozens of factories assigned to the project. So by cooperating in that tab you should then be able to basically allocate factories to the project
if we make nukes harder to make
make them have more impact
destroy every building perm and kill X% of population
also insane stability loss and lowered capitulation level
Mhmm
cause realistically if it takes me few months or years to make 1 nuke
i want to be able to cap germany by landing in hamburg and launching 50 nukes
yea
playing something like Iceland and getting nukes as the first nation in the world feels unrealistic if your industry isn't huge
it should be a massive project
for massive rewards
to be fair, I imagine itd kill MP if it was too strong
oh true
Morning guys... all 15 minutes oif it, in my case (Central US time zone)
eh
Welcome
mp alr has hela rules
good morning!
like no early wars
no major v minor pre smt smt date
im sure they will just ban nukes
@fair willow which one?
I’m a single player guy myself.
I like the scipii and brutii because their enemies aren’t run of the mill barbarians like the Julii fight
гонударсы параходы
обични чамци су бољи...
@mortal thunderDont participate in the rulebreaking
Nah he just made a spelling mistake
Trust
👍
My cat stepped on my keyboard
Trust
Russian cat
@umbral ingot I might make my next imperial character in Skyrim Charlie Emily or Carlotta Amelianus and my next Nord character Wihlem Afton
Because William afton doesnt sound Nord while Wilhelm Afton does
😴
Hmm
Yea
Its Wilhelm btw
The word afton is actually Swedish btw
Wilhelm Afton sounds weird to me, William Evening lol
Stares intensely at him

How?
Im just bad in hoi 4
Makes sense. But there are like a hundred tutorials on how to win it.
I dont watch tutorials
Never needed to
good point
How many people did you purge?
More than 15
Or less
Idk
It was alot
was it admirals, generals or advisors?
purging admirals as the USSR is always fine because their navy is useless anyways so
Day 317 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
Thoughts on Charlie’s imperial name in Skyrim Carlotta Amelianus
<@&846894118219022336> free double kill
Free exp
Discord users vs random links
we love you marijn
I know I do
our special dutch resident
Flowi will be jealous
I have never heard the german version of that song... it sounds horrible...
i like it more than the original, still trying to find the full song 😂
just search the name on youtube. Its not that hard. Also, how do you like this more than the original?
Who even makes this crap
Im just wondering where the achievement is where you puppet germany as the Soviet?
Strange
Oh
There are 3 germanys
you need to conquer all of them
If there is more than one yours needs to be the last remaining one
I hate france
Same
Released germany after war
probably war score
Get a load of this guy
Yeah
pervert
Good
Hello
Twin dont remove it
It got removed for a good reason
If i see that again you will get punished
meow
Heya
hii
What ya doing
Laing in bed
Struggling to fall asleep
no way this phone would be the problem
😭
Troll mute! 🤞
Genuinely have 1,000 hours and am still dogshit
H-how
FLOWWYYYY CMERE THERES SOMEONE LIKE YOU HERE
thats me
i hate fun
im literally writing school and later exam question books rn
I better say nothing...
Tbh
Have gotten
Only
Capitulated
Like 3 times
From all my play time
And two of those were when I wanted to play goverment in exhile
I capitulated the soviet union, germany, italy, uk, france so almoast all the majors
I made my character an imperial version of Charlie Emily or Carola Amelia for my Skyrim playthrough
With which country?
USA?
It mostly just ends in a heavly fortified possition
Because I can do it too
NUKE TIME
In a stale mate againts the alyes
That is what I consider a loosing position
that is coz im a chronic civ greeder
I played as monarchist Germany and lost to France.
Didnt train up troops did ya?
Appearantly not.
If you are so good, name every focus 
I can
Focus number 1
Focus number 2
and focus number 3
done
😮
Ehhhgh
Ehmm
Doctorine 1
lol they're not even in europe
STUPID STUPID PUPPET AI
this was a fragmented non historical game
Very nice
@frail fable is this a good Template?
i will cry
Its actually good in multiplayer and bad in singleplayer
Trust me
@stiff agate behold Carola Ameila the Imperial Spellsword Paladin
Interesting
How is this possible
i think one country was in europe before i destroyed them
Hey screw you pal
😱
Sardinia Piedmonte?
i have no idea lmao, i think there were an island in the mediterranian
Which is my favorite Italian nation in eu4
i once had an european alliance where no country was in europe
People actually play unmoded hoi4?
For me occasionally
Only for achievements though
You put AA
Well done Flowi 
If you have any morality at all the answer is blue btw
Yes
what? you can
He can, but he has no DLC
I mean i can but its so
Then it's not enjoyable
Not enjoyable yeah
Its less fun
i play with little dlc and its enjoyable
Not as much content
Why don't you get some DLCs?
And what dlc
They are like 10 dollars each bro😭
Yeah but like paying for the fill game then not getting half the game is kinda
Stupid
man the guns but i forgot it got integrated so yes i play with no dlc
I only play with no dlc when i wanna play german empire cuz the road to 56 tree is shit
its not even his game tho
The whole concept of a dlc is dumb
@proper swift
Just pay for the whole game
Mhm
just some number noone cares about goes down
who cares about numbers
thats why i dropout
I know but I did it for the joke
i dropout because of maths
True true
But yes the whole concept of a dlc is just extra content, and not like half the game
Mods
yall are so dumb if i teach u how to get dlc for free on steam u delete it
It's illegal?
Yes bro who cares about some numbers in an app
its completely legal
I'd be inclined to say, that if a Moderator removes a comment, then there's likely a fairly good reason for it.
id be inclined to say i got it for free completely legal but some app on my phone said some number went down
who cares about the math
uhm well idk the context but it just kinda gave alluding to piracy vibes so
HOW IS THAT PIRACY ITS FROM STEAM
I didn't expect Fraser answering
what is it then
Community team are always busy
No
Did they integrate more of them or
Yeah like 4
Recently?
Death or Dishonor, Together for Victory, Waking the Tiger and Man the Guns have all been integrated into the base game. ^^
Man the guns
Poland has a focus tree because it needs it for the timeline
Oh cool
Press blue not red
Wasnt that always in the full game
I never played without the navy thing
no
Integrate the tank and plane designer into the full game fr
MTG was integrated last year, I believe.
Man the guns was integrated with the release of no compromise no surrender
Yes
Integrate the tank and plane designer into the full game fr
I bought it one month before it was integrated 😭
Thats actually tragic