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Hey
Nop
lol once you do monarchist italy i think you can get spirits that boost communist support
or once you oppose mussolini atleast
Will you try it?
Try democratic king path it’s surprisingly fun
yeah the democratic king path is the allies path basically
I love trying to read German XD
i think u can go allies if ur non-aligned but it's harder
You can join the axis while your still fascist and remain even if your democratic
I betrayed them to form the Roman republic
Or empire
It would be empire because i have a king
yea i was bout to say
But the game calls it a republic
only reason i ever join the axis as italy is to betray them later
lore accurate italy gaming
that's interesting i didn't know you could do that
Yeah I found out this year
The game crashes after every update; it freezes on the main screen and nothing can be clicked.
Have fun
Yippie
czechoslovekia
Carthage or Venice
Czechosloveniaslovakia
Venice
coz its in jojos
not once
not thrice
but twice
unless you count a non main line lith novel
4 times if you count thus spoke kishikabe rohan
I’m talking who is more interesting as a civilization
A marooned colony that asserted itself (Carthage) or a bunch of refugees who build a commercial trading empire (Venice)
I’m rewatching a class vs Omni man fan animation and it’s better than season 3
is there a victoria 3 discord server?
Yes actually
-_-
yes
how do i find it
Go to server guide
Then welcome
It will show some links
Where you will find vic3
Its called victoria
Not Victoria 3 cause their server ig was named like that for both vicky games
wait I'm not even in the Vic3 server myself
I should join it
I do play once in a while
thank you
No and I dont think I will in the close future
If they do a free week or weekend I will try it but I dont know if I will buy it since its a new game which means its expensive and I still havent even finished buying the dlcs that I want for the other paradox games
And eu5 in its curent state is a mess
From what I heard
ooh yea true
I'll only buy it if the sale is big enough
If they put it on sale for like 10 euros I am obviously buying it though
yea of course
I’m still glad i didn’t buy it
but that might be a while:/
Yeah I wanted to buy it when it came out but then went "actually I will stick to eu4..."
I bought Victoria 3 very early after release, that one I'm happy with
but I like victoria so much more
Might make William afton and Charlie Emily as characters in Skyrim
Afton is the fnaf guy right?
or am I wrong
William would be a Breton assassin necromancer
Yeah
Yes the purple guy
Perfect
Summarized perfectly
Charlie will be a imperial mage
Monarchist
What do you usually play
only read the historical diary
monarchist or communist, democratic if I'm feeling boring lol
I mean usually the first thing I try with a new focus tree is going historical or monarchist
Who is the monarch of Czechoslovakia btw
yea I will try historical some time
Go monarchist
And tell us who you can choose
oki doki
Thoughts on the new focus pack?
Pretty good
thus far, only seen this guy
but I'm only mid 37
I like it
Gave it a quick try and then uninstalled
no idea
only pushing deeper into monarchist tree now
did industry and a bit of military
You couldn't have added another path? 😔
Oh well
Atleast we got one
I mean he's cool
Even though I wanted a lot more
You literally get Austria from what I remember
And idk what else
you get wargoals on lots of other stuff, and more integration
Yugo
Hungary
Oh thats cool
Austria is an easy target but they're a liability if you got Germany after you
omg you get infantry genius :O
luckily Germany went nostalgic for their dear Kaiser
boom
got Hungary
and cores on Austria
NOOOOOO
Yugo is guaranteed;-;
free stuff over I guess
nevermind got Katowice by demanding it lol

@worldly rose mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You
You sir
You sir are cute
And
You sir
Are mine
btw how do I change the Skoda priority
can't find a focus
omfg I'm so dumb
you just click on it
xD
Mariiii
I declared on Italy cuz they were being stupid and mean>_< didn't gib coast territory
Look in dm's
xD
Get a load of that guy
omg
scawy
Will you ever fully heal?
Nobody ever will heal from that
He will have ptsd for the rest of his life
Yes but my face will be stuck in a permanent state of shock
cuz I’m going eepy bai bai soon?
No
oh
lol
cuz the Italians are stupid?
that’s got to be it
trust
Thats just a well-known fact
Another well know fact is that you are short

hi friends
Good evening
Evening
hah, imagine not being 189cm
hewo
shorty
nuh uuuh

arent you like 180
are you that tall?
184
yea
average for men is 180 here I believe
While mar mar is 181cm short
so not thaaat tall
183 here
are you from indonesia or something
whaaaat
I should be around 183-184
tallll
This is an absolute lie
My cutie will be forever 181cm so i can point out the difference
-_- lol
And tease him for it
Sweden
based
Im detecting a trend of all Swedes being femboys
yeah no Swedes are definitely taller than 180cm
Shorty Flowi
I do know a few, and I’m one so yea that tracks
Im thinking about something
make your profile picture something pink then
The Swedish owner of a server I used to main randomly sent me a pic of him in Astolfo cosplay 😭
I’ve never changed my pfp anywhere lol
I want to see it
😂
lmaoooo
One man send me pictures of him in a maid outfit and of him in a cute pink rock with paw Gloves
was he also 6'6 and incredibly muscular
I didn't know you could think 😂
Jk
googled it, average for men is 180
Freedom units
This is a rule 10 break
Italians are weak
though that includes older generation, which of course is shorter
isnt that like 5'11
How didnt you fold em
yes
uhhhmmmm shutup
Are we counting the 0.03 inches for socks?
miiiiiiight’ve just spammed infantry cuz lazy
HOW DID YOU STILL LOSE
Like cmoon
you probably need to considering youre like 5'2
HOW AM I 5.2
haven’t losttttt I just don’t get anywhere in offensive
Right
relax I’m making beeg tanks
didnt you say somewhere that you were 165cm
Do thwy have
No?
I would be wayyy too little
oh wait thats 5'5
sorry
my bf is 5’6
Rule 10 is about mods, so no arguing with them in public and respecting their decisions
But you haven't made a decision and I haven't argued with you, therefore I'm not guilty
he’s so cuuute
Carry on luggage since he could fit in that compartment
im sorry to hear that
You are arguing with her decision to think of it as a rule 10 rule break
Pick him up by his skull to kiss him
do this to him
@ CHAK
Jk
I have a problem 😂
You have spoken the name of the unspeakable
Do you want me to help dig your grave
Not if Flowi was committing abuse of power
She usually does
She will kill you before then
I am a mod and in rule 10 it states no disrespecting mods
Im gonna R10 you for calling me short /s
Will lady death finally get my soul?
Maybe
But we are both mods
You are just junior
So its allowed (prob)
how does that work with another mod
Still a mod
No
And look at the role right next to it
Flowi is going take your soul as a gift for marjin
Flowi is a junior mod
No, he needs something pretty
I do have a special drawer for those in my fridge
oooh, so you hold all the power then
@worldly rose why don't you get "Senior mod" role?
I suppose you have been a mod for a while
glory to marjin
I dont think melancholys soul is dark and rotten like mine
Im too unhinged
Brazil's lands were discovered today in the year 1500
Too hot to be a Pensioner
A Senior
Hey, the french man
And so on
Are you talking about the man that stole my singular artillery
Ey
Wasn't that your old name?
Yeh it was
Does he have a hill?
That was the programming team
🩵
I have quantum mechanics lecture in 8,5 hours pls help>_<
I will be ded tomorrow morning
😔 sounds interesting
Hes been in the hills
Im sure
Ill go in your place, Theodor
Glory to arstotzka
glory to Obristan
No
My study so far has been absolutely useless because my 2 first jobs were with paradox which were only linked to doing Road to 56
You need to live
Ill survive
What will i do without my mar mar
and yea it is, whole course is quantum mechanics and yk it’s cool but not fun at 8 in morning
Oh fair enough
Play hoi4
Tip for everyone in this server
Don't go to Barcelona, if you do, bring "ham" so "segarro" people can't rob you
No thanks
Spain has already robbed me of equipment
What about Deltarune?
There's a new corruption case on TV every day
Why that?
silksong is better
Drink beer
I haven't played them
Why did it take that long to publish this
Because she hates alcohol
Read the replys
eeeewww beer
Last time I mentioned I had a drink she pointed a gun at my head
A transparent tear fell down my lips after taking a sip of one in my 18th bday party
Im crine'd
Flowi?
I feel like the Chicken Wing might be a bit confused
Does wing taste better than chicken
Wanna ask a real chicken?
Yes
And then a taste test?
Imagine drinking alcohol
You know about the gyy who ate an airplane
Ask him
@willow dove get over here and answer this Question
Its a shame
Oh nah
Not him
Not me
I did drink once at my party
But just a sip
seconded
Like squidward taking a small bite out of a burger
Oh
thirded
You noticed it
Most off topic in history
Notice what
?
what mod is this
Nothing
💀 Whut..
Red flood
ooh
My flood has turned red
COMMUNISM
Cringe
And my reality has been rejected
This was my face when I first found this photo
Schizo France mod indeed has a schizo France
yessssssssssss
For this cute, little and fluffy boy
the power of fluffy boys shines within you
If I ever have go get my hip bone removed you best belive im making a borth
wtf is a borth
^^
I think he means broth
Embrace ze potato
I will get you into the suit
nooooo sad potato
No matter what
Yep
I wont fit that
Then i might have to buy you another suit. Either way
I will not be Satisfied until i see you in a cuts suit

Marjin do you own a suit
Sadly not
I like a few songs
I own one myself
Omg they said it
Taiwan Switzerland
Ralsei
boom, credits roll
Mr mod man, what factors will make Czechs deny sudeten on historical.
Awhile ago, I played democratic sanation Poland and had the czechs in my faction. Czechs gave up sudeten and made me upset and I quit my game
I usually main comfy clothes, only when I go outside do I wear normal clothes
Ill look
I know my mar mar is bluffing at that Screenshot
I am
If i can play left sanation Poland and get my early war with Germany, i will be happy
nice
Vsauce moment please
G'evening
haiiiaaa
Good evening Ghost
Aaaaaaaa, a brit
So much hate : (
90% chance for them to surrender it
chance /2 if Anschluss didnt happen
chance *2 if an ally of Germany borders them
chance *0 if they lead a faction
Brits are smelly
Good smelly
No
Disagree
Ok
Bad kind of smelly
Hey
Don't ping him unless it is necessary
Well, seems like my democratic Poland game will still get ruined
It is
Unfortunate
Discrimination against brit : (
omg interesting, wait so them being in a faction doesn’t influence it?
He is Canadian
(that they don’t lead)
only a tiny bit if they dont lead it and the allies dont back them, it seems
8 month old spoiled milk mixed with surstströmming
Dw he hates brits too
oh
Understandable
omg surströmming, so peak I love it
So lucky they got their independence without a war
Why do you ping me, beans on toast man
Hey
smh
See
I told you
I wish that if you were in a faction with the czechs, you could make them not give it up
And his comment was bad endsieg doing
That would solve all my problems with the czechs
I tried to stop him
I'm sorry Chak
Endsieg had nothing to do with it, its just true
we have video proof of you eating it
But i cant have nice lines anymore
surströmming, sour cream, onions on a piece of Swedish crispbread is the best thing ever
(sadly)
just open it underwater
Stalker
Interesting
try ittttttttttt
Sorry for waking you up Chak
I know it's early in the morning in Canada
Toooooo poooorrrrrr
6pm is very early morning yes
This convo is soooooooooooooo ragebaitttttttttt
you switched up the - and +
I got a can of surströmming for 1 euro (10sek) yesterday lol
Vietnam or so is early morning
granted it’s here in Sweden and they were trying to get rid of it

For me, every hour is early if I need to wake up
Shipping is a thing too
yea:/
Yes
I never saw surstströmming in Germany
Lemme check the import tax
I wake up at 6am for work everyday lol, I tend to go to bed around midnight to 2am so I dont sleep all that much in general
ew fish
do you have knäckebröd
Idk what it is in English
crispbread
Yeah
best thing ever
Knäckebrot (crispbread)
vile
yea
ya
I'm like you, sleep should be a human right
These waffels with honey are good too
omggg
I just dont need to sleep all that much, though at times I do also have insomnia
Why does everybody have insomnia
We are very similar
Anyway, Chak, now that you are here
Do you like the new DLC?
Well "Focus expansion"
That's what the wiki says
Stroopwafel
Good
They are very good
The drunk germans have it alot
And have you tried some special path from it?
THAT THING IS DELICIOUS
I will say that my input on PfoT doesnt really matter all that much, I will try it at some point but working more than one job doesnt tend to lend me much time to work with
I take a few hours break in between my shift for PDX and my other job(s), but that is about it
have you ever mentioned the other one?
I have mentioned being someone who has copywritten before, but this current one I dont speak about at all since NDA for it is pretter harsh if I do
Well
Have fun when you are able to play it
Try getting all the new achievements
Its nothing exciting though, just run of the mill stuff

oki dokiiiiii
omg another duckie gif
Double duck
Storytime
Poland, monarchy, wait for Anastasia, get Hungary Romania and Yugoslavia, build SPAA and forts, destroy soviets, attack the axis, get half of Europe, attack Japan, puppet Japan, war with allies, send 50 nukes, 25 million casualties
Update the game and lose all progress due to incompatibility with saves from earlier version
So sad, it was 1950 and I was going to naval invade the UK
awwww
Bonk
Cute
- no kittens where harmed during the Produktion of this gif
Electroboom moment
Do you watch his videos?
Woah Woah Woooooooah
Mexican electroboom
Mar mar
You are mine
If you are lucky
Yandere
Hubby, i dont even fully understand what a yandere is. So i will take it as a compliment!
Mhhh
A quick reaction time
someone who seems normal but becomes clingy and obsessive when they get to know you
Long live Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king of Skyrim.
Will join him when I do a Nord playthrough
Ulfirc is accepting of all true sons and daughters of Skyrim
I find it funny that he lets even high elves or dark elves join
Really anyone
Shows how desperate they are
Anyone who can kill a ice wraith on a remote frigid island and come back alive
It’s like 3 bow shots
Without getting mauled by polar bears or sabertooths
To the player character yes
To most npcs probably not
Ehhh
Would’ve been better if he had us fight a bear or saber tooth
Those are actually hard
Bear would be more symbolic because it’s the emblem of Windhelm
@spark quail i dont know if you know this but if you go to the troll cave near ivansguard you can find two dead stormcloak soldiers and on one of them is the legendary book chinvardanium
no
I may go find this
should i watch no country for old men
Is the Czech dlc even worth it bro
Heya
Im going to orthodontist to fix my craces🤤
I'm very close
RIP bro
i got New York state that seperates us and lake champlain as well
VT
Oh Vermont
Montpelier?
close
St Johnsbury
Essex
Never heard of this city I only heard it as a county in UK 😭
Americans use random location names as city name bruh I saw Lebanon
weird its Vermonts second largest population center
Not Burlington?
Burlington is the largest
What about Montpelier
Capital of Vermont
A lil town
anyways It was nice talking to you I gotta go to bed as its 5 past midnight
Cya
bruh why did google fail like this
Thankfully I'm totally avoiding Toronto
kinda close to toronto
I'm in a different continent 😂
Ohhhh
.
Meow
67
67
Dies
Why:c
That type of child games are prohibited in this discord server
Now I will argue with someone if communism really worked
(the last thing is a joke, the first is not)
I wish you weren't a junior mod so you could ban them
the iron hearts are 4 in number, in fact
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Welcome

Indubitably
who here plays gregtech
"Episode 67 : Assasin's Bullet"
<@&846894118219022336>
hi
hi
withdrawing rn!!
perchance
Reasons why I love Skyrim
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🫂 <3
get better soon
i surprisingly have gotten quite a bit of help through my gofundme casey
which made me cry, ppl are to nice to me
I could give you something too
50 usd is what I’m thinking atm
I already bought Christi a game and a expansion pack
have u seen it?
i can’t post it here due to self promo rule but i can dm you if you like
I have not
Go for it
i’m going through medical issues which put me out of my job for 3 months
while having a kid, while mel is pregnant again
it’s pretty fun but oh my lord i cannot play unrecognized countries
i always just end up spiraling
and it’s all casey’s fault
XD
i tried playing japan
and for some reason i couldn’t figure out i went from having a surplus of 10k profit
to red -70k
and it was just joever
thats awesome, sorry i cant really contribute im broke
it’s okay i never want ppl helping unless they’re stable
It’s not a mod
You go to the tavern in Whiterun and on the counter you will find a piece of paper and when you read it you trigger a mission that leads you to roukstesd
The other pets are all over the area
The fox is near Lakeview manor
The rabbit is at the alchemist shack
@fading geode
The skeever is in the underground area of Riften
The spider is in the cave near the alchemist shack
hi there
Welcome

the guy above u in cyrillic has a “never lose ur smile” in his bio
my tummy (i threw up and now i feel dead)
🫂 get better soon
mar everything sucks recently
no my tummy
slurp
u did it allllll
im sleepy
I was too busy with Czechoslovakia to work on my evil masterplans

me when it’s play date time
Damn Melz, spoilers
and i’m 5 yr old
😛
i spoiled that thragg has an awesome playdate
nu uh
you might be able to continue them in 1.18
nuh uh
Uh huh
what is best way for czechoslovakia after i chosed benes?
Just click load
just blast em with fire
xd
were getting there :3 damm that focus tree is big owo
Salam alaikum
the divided nation fixing is pretty fun to bad the pp is only fixed at the end instead of partial like the rest
This server is English-only
Thanks bro
Hello
hello
@worldly rose do you know the requirements for the forts decisions with the Czechs? They’re greyed out
is it a timer
can’t find how to activate them
I’m probably stupid again but yea
DId you do the fort focus?
I forgot but the icon is pretty obvious
oki
found it, I thought I did but apparently not
lmao
got an event early in the game where it said people were getting like restless or something cuz I didn’t do forts
did that actually change anything or is it just gently nudging the player to do forts
Holy!
hi bro
Get a load of this guy
@Discord Moderation
Ban pls
I love how goofy they are lol
Need a good name choice for a Nord character I got 4
Alaric
Theodoric
Amalasuintha
Sikelgaita
Might try Sikelgaita as a female Nord build
Considering the person she was named after was a tough Lombard warrior princess
Nord?
Skyrim
ooooh
ah
All 4 people I mentioned were tough Germanic people
Hi guys
progress is good
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Irhfufhrbxh
Really?
You are a retired mod
You should behave
My current Skyrim character is Lucius Julius a pragmatic imperial loyalist
Lovely
Nice
Gonna get the imperial champion dragon armor

Who likes Rome and doesn’t want this armor
Because I can’t think of anyone myself included
Yo
I saw this already good animation
What’s the correlation between femboys and HOI4?
76
another 100% real not fake very trustable mrBeast scam?
yes
but
this time
It had bitcoin
omg they’re so creative
now people will 100% fall for it
lmao
Ralsei would 100% fall for a scam
or fall for Idk
take the offer to be kind yes
PT-76
How many pillows will you buy?
Of course
Most likely bc he dosent know any better
Its a darkener
So i dont believe that they know what an Internet scam is
yea lol
who knows
in 50 years when I’m old and retired
I might fall for scams on my hologram glasses or whatever you’ll have
Idk
true
wait dc shows my own message as an unread message???
lol
Yippie
But I liked it so
75% miku 25% teto
Crazy pic i took in a castle
80% 20% if you count the plushie
Is that the russian Tzar I forgot his name
Alexander was his name
he was the guy who kissed napoleon
Yah it is
pretty sure his part of the family grew up in that Castle or smth
idk
swedish man
I remember him being childish and petty from some history vids xd
He then got assasinated
For collaborating too much with Napoleon
he got WHAT
Thats how I remember it
His son got placed on the throne
No afaik
this is a TUFF HOI4 edit. game gaming funny edit music catchy fyp hoi4 hearts of iron 4 dance ishowspeed
Okey no
the guy before him was assassinated I believe
He didn't
Yeah him
Wait why am I bad at napoleonic period
this guy?
Let me fact check myself real quick
@umbral ingot Which barbarian king of which tribe is sometimes called the last Roman Emperor
Are you referring to the HRE
No I was referring to King Theodoric of the Ostrogothic kingdom of Italy
Francis II if yes
Oh
Sorry I usually think of you as the stereotypical romaboo
That calls anyone that isint Latin or Greek barbarian
Ostrgoths, Visigoths and Vandals were basically Roman when Justinian destroyed them and weakened them
I guess yeah
His whole war of reconquest did more damage to Italy than both sacks of Rome
And Rome itself too
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favorite historical period 👀
Okey so Paul I, got assasinated and in his place Alexander got put on the throne
It is a major reason why Italy didn’t unify until 1861 @umbral ingot
I guess
Okey makes sense
Ooh
Ostrogoths also wanted to crown Belisarius as western Roman emperor
Are you asking or telling me that
As their emperor too
askin
You can do that in the last Roman dlc as Belisaurius
Modern
As in
Victorian era and ww1
Not modern as in modern day
If that makes sense
I dont think it does
it doesnt..
So I am saying it like that because that is how I was thought in school
I wouldn’t even call Theodoric a barbarian
He was born and raised in Constantinople @umbral ingot
And from there we get the actual modern era
From ww1 to 2026
Onwards
Ima just call it the Victorian era
Since its simpler
You know why theodric didn’t have the title emperor right?
I am not that good at history in that time period tbh
So no
Because he saw himself as a subordinate of Zeno and later Anastasius basically a king or governor of Italy in Roman service
Probably because they wanted to crown Belisarius
So kind of what I said
He was dead by then
His daughter ruled the realm as regent until she was murdered
Which Justinian used as a casus belli
490’s-550’s ad
I understand now



