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MILF Charlie aged 40 from the novels actually exists and was drawn by the artist who made the graphic novel of the 4th closet
Sorry for the extremely late response peachy
@amber crest dont you want to give my game a chance
Only if you remove the ai generated stuff
Bro try it, you will understand why it need ai
Im serious
Its not pictures or something
Idk what did you imaged
But try it pls bro
Will you give it a chance @amber crest ?
Its not pictures
Can you please leave me alone I’m uninterested
Ok
hi
Hey Teto
Peachy did you see the image I sent too you
Or replied
hi
This one up here
Halfway done with work
so it is evening for u?
No Almost 3 pm
Yes
I did see it
Shes a clanker
Do we have to kill her for supper earth
More seals please <
>
Day 294 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
CUTE
Only if chak tells me to
What are you even saying?
Ping him
No
UCL QF MD
You want more seals
What?
Everything
ty :3c
hello
Done with work
Very productive day today
Ghost division who? Where is my power metal ballad Sabaton?!
tommorow I am going to Greece, sadly not Athens but a cool summer house
in Macedonia
Have fun
I will be on the hunt for new headphones when we stop at gas stations, last time I bought headphones from one they were pretty cheap and lasted me a while
especially in Bulgaria
cause I am going by car
Lovely
If you get the chance go see Philip II’s tomb
I remember when Macedonia changed its name to Northern Macedonia due to Greece being truly mad at them
Because that guy was tough as nails
Surely they cant be good quality
mid-high tier headphones should only be 60-70€
Honestly when I went to Greece Athens was one of my least favourite part
It smells bad and is crowded
I wish i could move back in time To experience Windows XP again
Go to your library 😛
Nostalgia
I had a PC with window 7
Thank god i found my pc with windows xp on it
Great
Flowi, the Canadian chicken called you old
I had the best background on earth

Nuh uh
I mean I do call her old
But not that time


Time to visit the colonel

I know how this will end
You weakling can't even lift a corn kernel

Flowi will die of old age before she gets anywhere near me
Royal glazer here
You?
More like a troublemaker
xD
~~Always, just ask Flowi ~~
That's occitanian
Says the pile of ashes
Says the Fossile
@worldly rose do you have popcorn for the movie?
hi friends
what movie?
Says the meteroid
Hey benry
Oooh I might have microwave popcorn for watching The Boys Season 5
The one we are watching here between Flowi and The Canadian chicken
Hey mate
I enjoyed the new episode of Invincible, still vibing to the OST
Hello 
No worries
Flowi is older than me by at least a decade that's my guess
Alr, chicken is under ToS age, banning /s

how old is flowi
Says someone that is from the early days from HD 140283
High definition 140283
Uh
At least 78

Blocked
So she would be 6 decades older than me
Never ask a woman her age, she'll get very mad
As you can see
If you weren't a Junior mod I'm sure you would do it
Flowi's just mad that she's not a spring chicken (like me)
Well Flowi's just evil
Like a lot of old women
I think Flowi doesnt behave like someone thats a boomer
@meager patrol will you go to heaven or to hell?
I do
Heaven
Ofc you'd say that
You two are two peas in a pod
I drink coffee while I read the newspaper
Lies
Yes, I read the newspaper
Time to do my daily hell divers 2 missions
Hell yeah
Have fun 
I don't think I will
I will be somewhere around Thesaloniki
Nice
I loved the arhitecture
And I liked the streets too
Of course it doesn't beat Rome but, it was still really nice
Well the architecture is nice but it was a small part of my time in the city
It got boring pretty fast
@serene nest Bro i pinged you laughing about Barcelona and Atletico in #pets by mistake 😭😭😭
Barcelona and Liverpool*
😭
hiii
hiiiii
im getting dinner
Uuu
What do you have?
Crazy feather
1 down 2 to go
dfac as always
im feeling like a burger today
i want a lot of calories
my friend told me i wasnt eating enough
I had a burger, fries, popcorn, tenders, and 2 glasses of milk
Mission accomplished
Modding in cannons for Byzantium in medieval 2 total war because they should have them as its stupid that despite controlling half the world I can’t train cannons and they also exist in the game files but were never implemented
Gave them the grand bombard and regular cannon because most other factions have them and the Monster bombard because the Orban the guy who the gun for the ottomans offered his services to Byzantium first
wtf turkey
modding succesful chat
@analog roost successfully modded Medieval 2 and gave the Byzantines 2 more gunpowder units (Cannons and Grand Bombards)
Hey uh can you ban or warn this user 002678 for being transphobic on both this server and the fnaf server as he is being a ass on that one rn that would be nice thanks
i just shaved my balls
Are yoy even allowed to say that
I don't think he is
almost 300 days
Maybe theres a Greek Blahaj
so, one filled with cheese, ig
rate my self made knife (also my first knife)
Being your first knife, it's good
@vocal fiber You wrote a message to me, but i cant answer you
Idk whats the problem
thank you
You're welcome
I used to watch "Forged in Fire"
Such a great TV show
@vocal fiber ?
Could you open a ticket for that?
Sure
why r you making prison shanks
?
it looks like a prison shank
They will kill me if I buy another one
why :(
just did
Typa shit they pull on you when you aren't in the gang alliance
But yeah considering it's his first attempt it ain't bad
if i had to make a knife i would just take scissors break it into 2
and wrap each side wth a towel
2 shanks
for double the shanking
Smart
2× attack modifier
True
My dad used to make knifes and hammers for fun
Now in the garage I have like so much hammers
And knifes
i aint got the time
to make knives
also the penalty for having a knife on you especially a crafted one
in publiic
is insane
not worth the risk
Same
I got a 100% on my anatomy test again just found out
fire
depends on the actual saves as well
arsenal play the most boring dead football ofc theyre gonna have a high save rate since they only face shots outside the box
Yeah the 100% come because Lehmann got sent off after making a couple saved and arsenal immediately lost
Nobody actually rates Arseanal let's be fr now
Im in Bulgaria rn
Their currency is much stronger then the romanian one
In exchange one euro is 5-6 romanian dollars
While one Bulgarian Lira is like 2 euros
Which is a lot better
Though they transitioned to the Euro anyway
But it shows that the Bulgarian economy is doing a lot better then Romania's
Yes
Romania has been in deficit spending for 10 years or more
Our gdp is bigger then Bulgaria but Bulgaria is rising faster then us
And they arent in deficit
They are literally adopting the Euro which means they have a healthy economy
They did it way faster then anyone expected too
Not only romania
Almost every country in Europe
Are they
I think, yeh
Yo yo
Hello hru
Im good what about you?
Unfortunately yes
Spain gets money for getting all the immigrants from northern africa
And still it's in defficit
He wants a blueberry
In romania it's the opposite
The immigrants only cause MORE deficit
I want one Singular blueberry too
WE GET THE ROMANIANS
Yes thank you for saving them from their country
600000
I appreciate it
Only one?
Come here, I'll give you a hug
Did i stutter?
Yippee
No
Yes... Come here...
See
One singual blueberry?

Grabs a knife
I think I am a little tipsy because I had a mojito
Woah woah woah
Flowi will be mad
Hey I only had some from my sister
Nice
Still alcohol, Flowi hates it
Flowi, 3 months since my last drink
Don't you remeber the time she stabed me twice?
She always does that
:3
I don't but most of Spain hates Romani people
Sent to the gulag
Boxed, deported, expulsed
Shut up
Romanian or Romani
Nobody asked you
Romani
Nuh huh
I thought I read it wrong but turns out no
Romanian it's like every other european people, it's ok
We get romanians and romani people
Well
We had romani people for a while
The fart
I am not racist at all but I still think Romani people are a huge problem for Romania
Because our politicians are giving them privileges so they get voted by them
And they dont pay taxes
Almost everyone hates them
I am not racist at all BUUUUTTTT
They should do like israel, new country
No.
Not another Israel
NO
NO NO-
My apologies I had to eat
Yes
Welcome back
They can just go back to India instead of forming a new nation for no reason
New nation, in India
I am not saying we should deport them, but they should fricking pay equally not less
And they should be treated equally
Not with privileges
Privileges does not solve inequality
It amplifies it
They get discriminated even more by the population due to their privilages
It solves nothing and causes deficit
Dresden is pretty
For example the same is happening in Britain, but towards every random immigrant not just one population
But I wont talk about Britain
Because its controversial
I can imagine it is
I will share a few photos later
@umbral ingot I Successfully modded cannons for Byzantium in Medieval II total war
using ingame vanilla assets
They have those and they are called Monster Bombards
I was making the ottoman joke
Ik the Turks are the only faction that can get one without having to hire them as mercenary units
Yeah that bad boy
Someone made a what if video of Micheal was the one who got springlocked
I’m curious if they will make more
As me and many others gave him suggestions
What if Sammy Emily became the puppet was mine
I know that AU from a gacha video...
For Charlie one of two things can happen to her
She swaps roles with Sammy
One its unlikely she would be the fnaf 3 security guard
And the second one I’m leaning more towards the ceo security breach onwards
We know nothing about Sammy as he was a very barebones book character unfortunately despite being the twin of Charlotte Emily aka the marionette
@umbral ingot why is England so useless in this mod
You were a bad boy I guess
Who owns the other half of England
And who owns the south with Normandy
Yes I am 😏
(jk)
Wales
You should have behaved yourself
Bad melancholy
No free death or dishonor for you
In reality I was the one who behave the best
Why is it sad then
I wish someone would call me a bad girl
:3
:/
I'd better keep quiet
Good survival instincs
Does baddie work?
Sure
I’m fighting the bots in Helldivers 2 @umbral ingot
My favorite faction to fight ingame
Also the least scary faction
Helloooo
Heyo!
hiiii
Hello
Nice
Really?

Nice horse

Hey Jack
hewwo
🫂 Doing well?
Bit stressed about job applying, otherwise fine
😮 u can do it the pinkies are rooting for u
- dont do stress its bad for u
im going stress free for the 6th year now :3
Did you like it?
No
Hello mar mar 
Sad
Too many people
I've been studying math, Riemann's zeta function, Euler's product and Euler's identity
My friend gave me a challenge
The answer was 2 
😭

Do you know what are those things?
Thankfully not, I only know vaguelly because Riemann/Eular
Time to learn Grabs paper, a pen, coffee, a calculator and a rope
One Strict look and it starts to run away
Elements don't have feelings
And if you try approaching me I'll throw you a knife with sodium metal
Yes
It makes the water dry
It reacts with it forming NaOH and H2
Long time no see
So basic water and eplosive gas
Yeah
D
ay no big bad
Find Y
@worldly rose this is what my friend challenged me to calculate
tbh belgium came in clutch for the entant durring ww1
are political debates allowed in this channel?
No
that's lame
Trust me we already lost the history channel we do not need political debates because it would get toxic very fast
yall had history channel??
Yeah we did
that's awesome, why'd it get abolished?
People got a little too heated when talking about history
oh
must have been hell
also why do you want to talk politics in the Heart Of Iron official discord server?
It was
good question, because everywhere else in discord it's filled with idiots who don't even know what they're talking about, it's extremely frustrating. I figured HOI4 players may have better knowledge in such topics
Why would you expect hoi4 players out of all gaming communities to know stuff when the majority can barely understand navy
good question......
navy is irrelevant lol
no one can understand navy
Navy was the reason Germany couldn’t have taken the uk irl
your in off topic soo the people here are smart
This server is also PG13 and both the audience and topics of politics dont work so well
but oh boy oh boy
I figured
people in general are dumb
and air
air is still more important anyway
yeh we're here to discuss science and philosophy while #hoi4-general discusses the game /s
they did have better air production
however theyr problem was
the pillots of the planes
because the brits were flieng over theyr own island
the germans were flieng over a enemy island
then why didn't germany just paradrop divisions on a british port with no AAs in the state in ww2 like I do?? checkmate
soo when they got shot down it hurt them a lot
tbh
that strategy
is the only possible way
yeah they really screwed it up lol
to do sealion before barbarossa
yeah i'd call it cheesing the game ngl I try to avoid it
you skip everything and just defeat uk
but to win ww2 the germans they should have taken stalingrad and not sieged it
you mean leningrad?? what
They tried doing this
Soviets just turned the ruble into a fortress
bro leningrad was impossible
it'd cause too many casualties it was a fortress
sieging was the only option
yeah no soviets already accounted for that and prepared crazy defenses
Kursk was doomed from the start too
Considering the UK gave the USSR all the info of the German plans
Also I successfully gave Cannons to Byzantium in Medieval 2 via modding
Gave them the grand bombard unit too
#superiorfirepower
playing ts in 2026
🥀
.
He is a old man
also the games from the 2000’s were simply better than most games today
Day 295 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
I made it to the vacation spot
After a 13 hour ride
With my annoying family
Atleast its nice here
lol I did this to people on April 1st this year
I was just overreacting for comedic value
Via gifs
I was laughing my ass off irl
My friend, the situation I encountered is similar to yours. It just reminds me of four years ago when someone posted a link in the group chat, and when I clicked on it, it was the song they sang
I thought it was a funny video at the time
uhh it wants me to introduce myself
I mostly play eu4 and vic2, but I'm learning this, I'm trash rn
hi friends
im done playing with trucks
@meager patrol look at my flowers my mom and I planted
i have been awaken
WOAH
pretty flowers
so pretty
good job
(im gonna steal them all tonight)
why don't you just wait til winter when we dig up the bulbs?
What are those?
Well
The type of flowers
tulipans? i may be wrong
Hey Svetlana
sup G
Did you see the actual mod I made for Byzantium not the fnaf meme one
The one where I added cannons and grand bombards to their faction
i think so
the one u pinged me ?
Yes
ye i saw teh pic
tulips
Tulips on deez nuts 
sup
wrap it up uncle
Yes?
I keep forgetting about Limbus Company, need to check it out someitme
Nice view
that's beautiful
@red craterWelcome, please no memes with bad people like Hitler
idk what youre talking about
hitler is obviously the character from hoi4
"Its the guy from Fortnite!!" ahh 😭
Son son son sahur😭😭😭
No.
@orchid hornet
Larpmaxxing?
Larp larp larp sahur
That is anti larp if anything 😭
Immediate ban
CASEY
Hi
Hru?
hiii!!
waggingmy tail rn going ^w^
So beautiful (I am terrified due to thalasophobia)
Just dont think much about it
Its just some water with paint
Loud ass bell
I almost followed my family inside
Hell nah(no pun intended) I aint going inside the orthodox churches, as cool as Byzantium was
Wait cool flag spotted
Last time I got a tour in a clock tower they forgot the time and we narrowly escaped before loud bell rang
Nvm it was just Greece with Jesus on it
My autistic brain isint satisfied
😔
hi friends
Good morning
Is that a Byzantine flag
Yep
hi @umbral ingot
cinema
Only?
You succed
That is your goal
Extraction is unnecessary
And a waste of democratic funds
A few hours when?
@umbral ingot I had a funny dream
Me and my step grandfather got lost in a big ass mall while trying to find the Barnes and noble there so I ask a rather familiar brunette in a green jacket for directions I wonder who that could be
Hmmm
Yeah wouldn’t it be funny if she possessed a marionette or something after getting stabbed by a British psycho
oh boy
...
What it was a goofy wholesome dream
The ending was hilarious
We got there right when they just closed
🥁
I’m taking a 10 mile walk to work rn
Listen up troops, the slop has been seen at the 4 corners of the world. The world is now 85% slopic, that is a topic made out of slop.
The total slopification of the world is imminant.
lol
@turbid pilot when I’m done with work today I’m gonna play the crusaders mini campaign in medieval 2 total war
enoy
dammit
typo
Who should I play as Jerusalem , Antioch, Byzantines, Ayyubids or Seljuk Turks
He’s actually in the campaign btw
i made a super slave state
I think he is a hero commander type
Same with Saladin and Manuel Kommenos to my knowledge as well
I like Manuel’s ability the best
over expanded now its collapsing on itself
You basically bribe the enemy units in game and they attack each other @turbid pilot
Nah more like Byzantine diplomacy
well erm i got a question
i have reached the point
where slaves are a bad thing
cost more then profti
should i send em all to england
Send them to England and France
The worst places in the world
its funny you say that
you see england civil warred itself into pieces
now i can convince the small one to take 1.8million slaves
my ruling class has grown to a level that can substain the economy so now slaves are just extra workers who have no use
how is it even possible to have this many afrikaners?
Here’s the map of the campaign btw
its almost 1880
also i have a mod
Not sure the Sultanate of Rum and Zengid sultanate are the same faction
these arnt the default boers
their a formed culture
and ived been importing poor english people
from the split of english state
and they become afrikkaners
Are they your main culture
ofc
@amber crest no joke
You just assimilated the others into their culture
im exporting a economy
to convince england to tke 3million of my used slaves
so i dont have to deal with it
nope
ethnostate
tier 1 accepteds dont assimilate
i made a arpartheid state in 1880
40 years of slave trade has made south africa super diverse
50 years of pop growth + immigration
You also have canadians
Crazy
my secret method
once i fix my economy
im going to south america
lowk cooked doe
had to cut alot of budgets
I do...
Oh XD
griqua wasnt assimilating into afrikkans
i missed one layer
in the event code
also i gotta change automobiles to guns
the automobiles was left over from the german one i made
Guess the year @umbral ingot
1204
Hoi4 players need to know f12 and prt screen exist
imagine seeing a goated relatable meme but the pic is taken with a old ahh samsung phone camera🥀🥀
im taxing and tarrifing everything but the economy was saved@amber crest
1.29mil in consumer taxes
Holy
I wonder what how many radicals you've got lmao
my people are paying helllaaaaa taxes rn
6mil but
im a police state
also i send the angry slaves n peasants to england
almost ALL my authority
its over
its time to lower taxes before i break apart
oh boy
Lore accurate South Africa
Clinging on the ethnostate until it explodes
its still a ethnostate
i found a solution
i send my slaves peasants n radicals to england
technically im saving em from slavery
by paying england to make em free citizens
also economy has been successflly saved
time to campaign to extend the ethnostate over south america
Hey Canadian I walked 10 miles to work today
Car/bus was out of service?
Nah it was just a nice day
Idk what you usually take to work
Bus
Huh, fair enough
nvm
its cooked
my mod list has a broken mod
have you ever tried to map eastern front by yourself 🙂
what do you think
should i add regiments or divisions are enough
Day 296 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
Hey Svetlana I walked 10 miles to work today and gonna break my record at work too
reads in umployed
We need a Prussian fnaf puppet plushy
DLSS OFF
DLSS ON
meow
Meow?
Hey Melz how is it going
I walked 10 miles and broke my record at work today
Pfp takes me back to 2014
Classic
🍻
Be careful
The La Li Lu Le Lo might be listening
Very late welcome
Oh, howdy
ヾ(^∇^)
I like Queen's garden
Guys how do I win this civil war, I am the nationalist
WTF DID I JUST SEE A JUMPING SPIDER
Thats the neat part. You dont.
Im playing a germany game right now and thought it would be funny to sponsor miklos in his civil war against the democratic hungarians. I gave him the faction buffs, weapons and attache. Now its a stalemate.
I still havent launched operation valkyrie
even though its 1938 already
its just too fun bullying hungary.
and im at war with the commonwealth because canada guaranteed belgium BUT FRANCE AND BRITAIN DIDNT
You forgot some 🇨🇿
You did forget 🇦🇹
Marijn the lurker
Why can’t I find the Serbian flag
🇷🇸 🇸🇮 🇦🇹 🇭🇷
Serbia in Serbian is an odd word
rs as Peachy shows ^^
🫡
Raskia I assume?
Because that’s what the region we called back in the day
Apparently its from Republika Srbija
yes
To be honest, the german ahistorical path looks kinda boring on first sight, but it is actually very fun. Random but true.
Gonna dive into a command mission in Helldivers 2
I forgot to mention that I am talking about the rt56 version, not the götterdämmerung version
You okay?
😔 wanna say why?
well first of all im sick
second of all i dont want to talk about that
third of all i cant here i think
i think i can idk maybe not though
🫂 get better soon
remove the background you get a cool picture
cool picture
hey Marijin
you got the power
;3
just saying
you can add him
the copyright people will go crazy I imagine
legaly distinct femboy
astolnya
a cat boy astolfo
trust me
itll be
fineeeeee
yeah and it will meet popular demand
📝 🤔
Make him the king of a breakaway slovak state or something and give him the nick name peachy
The HOI IV phone cases they announced look kinda cool but they dont fit my shitty phone 🙄
theres phone cases on top of the socks?? this is revolutionary in the virgin community
yeh and mousemats
who needs those
the mousemats are a reasonable price but the phone cases are way too much
everyone with a mouse...
i play hoi4 on a controller
The mousemat price looks reasonable though idk the shipping cost
hii
They look baaadddd
They could have been wayy cooler
Like what?
it does feel like they just slapped the images on there with not much extra thought
Yeh thats true
I think they had shirts with unique designs while the phone cases ofc use pre-existing marketing material
They
Did that


