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That was not what I wished to see once I clicked on this channel
That’s crab though they are related as both are arthropods
That "crab" looks like a resident evil boss
They can’t breath underwater btw
So spider
Crab that got too big to the point where it can’t breath underwater and is as large as arthropods get these days
Some spiders can breathe underwater though
I know you dont have to remind me
🦀
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nah thats real
Mrbeast giving out money again?
this time only for your legal information and passwords!
Mrbeast is such a nice guy ❤️💕
Deal
Where do i sign?
wait until he start a real squid game
True
did you guys make Mr.Beast angry?
woww a minute late... millions couldve fallen for the scam in that time
Meanwile the 130k members
Do any of the other channels have this problem

All of it
i think if you guys say sorry to mr.beast it will stop
@frail fable
Now I know why Vic3 wasn't installed
My laptop can't run it 😂
no way
50% of discord users trying not to click on suspicious links or give mrbeast some info for a band :
casey and flow is girld?
Yes
4 today?
I fell for one of these once
I hope Ur lying
99.9% of times I know they re scams but once I just forgot so I clicked on one and it made me add my username and password
but I realized before it was too late
However I didnt change my password
a few months later someone buys a cs2 skin on my account that I wanted to buy(i used to play that game alot) so then I changed my password and shit
Also that was around the time I won a 100 euro knife and a 50 euro ak on some gambling site
and well I guess someone was on my account for a few months and they tried to check if I would notice one purchase or a trade
yeah it does that
I survived
Im well
My account is just as fine
of course you do
any hackers will scare of Messi holding a gun
ok bro
that guy was a bad hacker or im just good
so both
it took bro a year to make a move and I still won
Just FYI. Bots usually get grasp of these nitro gifts...
In big servers at least
Greedy bots
ah alr
Guys
Disgusting
Eww
i did a miclick
I think i need to bleach my eyes
Id rather missout
How was your day snugglebug?
I enjoyed my hike and did some fun work
now bored and slightly down from the daylight savings transition
🫂
Thats why winter is the best
Its cold
And you can sleep longer and better
nu uh
I sleep best when my room a comfy room temperature
I sleep the best when there is cold air and my blanket is a comfy Temperature
room temp is the temp of the room
for example my room temp is 17 degrees 🔥
room temp we use to describe 18-20C~ here
I got a nice blanket that works in basically any temperature
Day 285 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
Hellooo

Hii
waht game is that
Sorry for late response
Helldivers 2
oooh i like pudding
can you make lemon pudding
I could try
i used to eat so many of these as a child
How are you?
Annoyed by summer time
got a hot chocie, hopefully itll help get me sleepy
Maybe you should Stop coding with you want to get sleepy
And now come to bed
nO
Why did I see Putin?
Me too
Bc of your Imagination
Also
No modern politics

Tomorrow my dentist will remove the 2 stitches I have in my jaw
Tommorow will be another depressing day
🫂
Oooh I can rewatch one of my fav shows
At least tomorrow Ill have a Korean war series episode, and Wednesday an Invincible episode
screw the Road to 56 update, I wanna watch Invincible
Have you ever heard from the show "the big bang theory?"
Yes
Did you watch it?
I dont think its my kind of show
A very good show
I truly love it
It is
Howard 
And his mom

Have you looked in #hoi4-general ?
Howards mom is normal compared to this
True
Today I tried do crown Victoria as Kaiserin
I couldn't
what did you do wrong
UK
did you forget the air saftey thing
No
UK went fascist or decolonisation every time I tried
pro tip get a non aggression pact with the UK with a spy
I beeline it when that happens
Is it even possible after Götterdämmerung?
it is
Very difficult
Ah
if they accept and after you do all the royal descions you get Victoria
The problem is that they never accept
At least when I tried
did you improve relations with the UK?
Yes
oh
I saw a mod where they replace Hitler with William Afton
@vocal fiber
so by this logic Henry Emily should be Wilhelm II
Sammy Emily Wilhelm III
and Charlie Emily Kaiserin Victoria
Al
You know I don't know about fnaf, do you?
oh right
why do I think you do then? I might have misremember that you did
Probably
Our minds always change the memories every time we remember them
@orchid hornet How was your day snugglebug?
Cool
good
Napoleon total war?
@pearl flint any tips on how too Barbarossa as Germany, I'm watching Ur stream rn
train is a hellish map
NOOONONONONONO
i got both legs for only about $150
you been out larped
Hello
Your pfp is something
yes
Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility!
I love you all!
Have a nice day!
Hey guys
@coarse fog yo gurt
on topic
Good morning 
whats up
I went to the dentist
Again
He removed the stitches I had
The first was fine
But the second was hell
FINALLY
hii fowi
Hii casey!
hru?

Hello mari!
Bit more active than previous days, hbu
I made myself some food
I am happy
:P
Enjoy
Thank you snugglebug❤️
I got some cheap pastries from the discount bin, they were fine
...
Thats atleast something

hey guys!
Welcome
FEW MINUTES BEFORE INDIA VS HONG KONG
GUYS I HAVE SOME CRAZY NEWS TO SHARE
How is your day going snugglebug @orchid hornet
I'm gonna make you tap out TONIGHT
you watch asian football?
I am from Hong Kong
In what way 🔥
they always lose so i dont even watch em
well aware
Spoilers for an episode that came out 8 hours ago?
Wdym it releases tomorrow afaik
I remember reading March 31 on prime yesterday 😭
hello. introducing self. have been playing since HOI2.
HOI2 DD: Armageddon was a lot of fun. Darkest Hour offshoot was also great. HOI3 Black Ice very good.
HOI4 Road to 56 very good as well.
Hello
womp sorry
It releases Wednesday in the early morning for the US I believe
Indeed
I thought it was 24 hours earlier
Planning a release on april 1st?
hi friends
redditor, ewwww
reddit nation assemble
Invincible and Road to 56 beta 
screw the Beta, Im cancelling it to watch Invincible /s /s
Hello
The boys is a good show
ik
They love their live action violence though
yep
.
bro just loves watching people suffer
Hey guys, I really wanna play slay the spire 2 but unfortunatly I do not have the means for that. I would really appreciate if some kind soul would help me out here
thank god I have one because mine really pays well
hello
Is learning french really that hard?
Day Day 286 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
Omg hii jack!
hewwo
AND CHAOSMAXKIM?!
are ya comfy ?
Hai
good
Daily Teto :3c
Cute
And even more cute
And the cutest
Yippie
Huggies from marijn
Hola?
Im fine, making/enabling April Fools things for Road
Oooooo
Im excited
Hello Tails


How tf am I meant to move a tree
call in a stratagem
No
☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
Yo wsg gng
Long time no see
Theres a hill
Theres gravity two
You got it!
Makes sence
It doesn't look like its old hard wood
However it would be funny if you sent it barreling down at that house/church
It’s not that big to do much
Breakinf a window would be funny
hi cisgap
If a huge log of wood came trough my window I would laugh but be concerned
Mostly because my window is facing down hill
hi chat
True
Hello noob
Always remember: No matter how much you hate yourself, Ioannis Metaxas hated himself so much, he lead a civil war against himself.
Trust no one, not even yourself
I remember being like WTF when I first read about the Taiping rebellion
and to see that it had more deaths then the first world war
all this for 1500 xp
Tbh how many people are there that dont know about tanna tuva
alot
it isnt a country anymore
hi chat
idk it said introduce yourself, so i bought the game recently, i like playing italy and i also like millenium dawn
As a self proclaimed history and geography major
Tannu what?
new invincible is good
it really doesnt change history in any meaningful way
it was a russian protectorate that got annexed into russia
i bet most people dont know that Saarland was an independent nation after ww1 and ww2 and got reannexed by germany twice
Which is really funny
France tried twice to get it and the populous said no every time
faze is gonna play in a tier 3 serbian tourney
(in this week)
they lost so much
to qualify for a major event
they must have a 100% winrate at a minor event
so they signed up for a small serbian cs event full of tier 3 teams
this is the same as arsenal flying to seribia to beat a buncha serbs so they can play at premier league
Mar mar!
Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, Kerbal Space Program, Deus Ex series, early HITMAN series...
Early Mafia series, Sniper Elite, early Mass Effect, early Far Cry...

The issue isnt your laptop but your bad taste /s /s /s
🙃
its an old shooter with RPG elements basically
Rimworld...?
Prison Architect, Escapists...
Eurotruck, SuperHOT, Thief Sim, Old Flight Sims
Just Cause
Im just listing the curator where I dump all my reviews
I used to have a shitty laptop and play PAYDAY 2 at 12FPS, now I have a (reasonably priced) "gaming" laptop for work and a nice desktop
Japan is awesome
hi hi hi
I hacked your pc greater benty
oh
Yo
Agreed, did a world conquest as fascist and communist Japan
Pay day 2 is goted
i can hear this gif
good morning
Hello Al hru?
good
which map looks better? left or right?
@umbral ingot thoughts on Cassidy being harsh but fair on Cannon out of concern for him as she doesn't want to sugercoat things as they are fighting in a war
looks the same
different color scheme
i would say right
may i ask why?
it goes easier on my eyes
fair enough, i didnt consider that
I think right
Who would win in a contest of loyalty? The greatest among Rome's citizenry with the finest weapons and armor schooled in the arts of statecraft and war? Or some Scandinavian guy with an axe.
this is accurate
In character
thats the point Cassidy is 25 when she meets Cannon so she is going to be more mature as well as angry but in a adult way as her anger aged (shes always had anger issues)
good video if you want a better understanding of modern war
Yk that's modern right ?
The mods are gonna get you
I love eating rule breakers
?
Cold
real
Cold cause of night
It is cold at night here too but during the day it isn’t hot or cold
There was a drizzle this morning, so...
Rain is good
It is
It rained off and on yesterday
sir this is a victoria 2 discord
guys lets all make fun of italy.
guys new hoi4 DLC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I know that link
You that link and so do I
I will never forget the dQw4
be safe and use a rickroll dedector
do you have an add on for rickroll
nope
website?
yep
you need a website?
For that link?
You dont know that the dQw4 is always the rickroll?
nope
sad
True
I mean if it was a hoi4 DLC it would show the Thumbnail of the video when the link was sent
And it's april 1st
So it's pretty obvious
hi guys me and my friend are making a mod about the second american civil war and we need others to help us with coding. Is anyone willing to help?
when does it drop 
Fun fact the Roman general who destroyed Carthages name was Scipio Amelianus and Amelianus means Emily @mortal thunder
Tuff guy my old history teacher loved him
yk who else destroyed carthages name
Scipio Africanus
He destroyed their armies not the city
well i think thts more impressive
Amelianus was his adopted grandson btw
Agreed

Well explains why he wiped them off for good
interwar german banknote
lmao
in 2026?
wow
i prefer not to use discord 🙂
the first moon mision sice apollo 17 is starting today
lets put a man on the moon again
AMERICAN MOON BASE
5 hours
bro what🙂
Nah that’s not scary
I will tell you what’s scary
The photograph of the author in the book of the giving tree
Guys I cant post Teto today...
Least obvious April fools joke
Anyway
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETO
🩷
Day 287 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷 (happy birthday Teto)

Teto's birthday is 2 days apart from mine
Thats so cool
And the day after my mom
And a day after a friend of mine
Happy birthday Teto!
Happy birthday Teto
@umbral ingot which fnaf character was canonically born on May 13th?
it's just orbiting this time around
just like pre 11 apollo
with the way things are going for nasa don't expect any crewed moon landings for a good 4 years being optimistic
an unspecified orange troll did several budget cuts
Ik
Gello
Happy APril!
tac do you like ksp
yeah
Chak is the april fool
Cant you see that
it clearly says (but silly)
I meant in the server
Chak is in the server
Am I wrong?
who
186828692054343680
oh, that guy
what
it asked me if i'm really leaving my party behind
i feel bad for them
i hope this thing is not april fool's joke
and i will be able to continue playing with my frens tomorrow
🙂
oh no
Invincible is unwatchable now they genderbent my goat tech jacket
🤷♂️
Unnecessary but doesnt seem that bad
I skip over lazy romance moments anyway 🙃
Thats why you almoast never flirt back
Im watching the moon rocket live on YT
We're sending astronauts around the Moon for the first time in 50 years. Come watch with us.NASA's Artemis II mission is scheduled to lift off from Kennedy S...
watching with my friend
crazy to think this is nowhere near the most watched stream on youtube
Im watching it live on YouTube on my phone
Let's hope nothing bad happens
man that thing goes fast
6000km/h
in space in like 1 min 😭
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
That's mack 5 I think
orbits the earth in only 90 min
HOLY 12k mph and keeps going up
And that's only possible because of germans with their Wunderwaffen Vergeltungswaffe 2 V2 @meager patrol
alrighttttttttt
I wonder when it is over germany
28800km/h for the people who use common sense 
miles makes more sense
1204 has been prevented and now to focus on the Turks and retake Anatolia before going west
Laughs
No
🤣
How many inches are in one foot
465
12
Nope
12 can confirm as an American who uses the imperial system
Atp
How many feets are in a yard?
Just use lightyears
3
did he ask you al
And yards in a Mile?
1k
No I just automatically answered because I knew the answer
And from what cow does chocolate milk come from?
brown cow

Though some breeds are generally better
Cocoa trees
Cows and coco trees
what does a cow drink
Water
Water
is this the chocolate milk cow final boss?
@burnt palm
Dude, imperial units don't make sence
yes they doooo
saying im 5 foot 10 is just easier than 178 cm
and using cups, teaspoons etc is easier than using a scale
also temp makes more sense, 0 is freezing and 100 is very hot
@burnt palm what is byzantiums special unit in the JLMP vanilla kingdoms mod for total war
A Varangian guard
B Byzantine flamethrower
C Menaulionantoi
The only moments americans use metric units it's when they are buying "stuff" and in highschools
BALRIGHT
its b btw
That’s the correct answer
im too good
america is based
Kinda unfortunate they aren’t in the base game and only in the crusaders expansion and have to be modded in as they make the Byzantine roster more fleshed out
Fast food chains yes but local restaurants our food is from well everywhere
exactly
obviously fast food isnt gonna be real/healthy at all
The bread?
Don't you know about that?
u need to stop listening to the media lol
there ar thousands of bakeries in the usa
you can get fresh bread
my friends dad literally owns a bakery where i could make the bread
If USA has the highest rate of obesity, ti's for some reason
thats just false lol
Really?
yes its samoa
Have you ever heard of "My 600-lb Life"?
bro 💀
this is a tv show
and most of the people on that show end up losing weight
Because they are forced to do so, if not, they won't have the surgery they need
bro thats amazing motivation
at least they get the help they need
We have free healthcare you don't
actually the usa does have free healthcare
its just not universal
for example medicare
Are we really comparing countries rn
George Washington wouldn't be proud
Yes
sure he wouldnt, but also you think hitler would be proud of today germany?
LOL
Hoi4 and history related fact Germany is great at starting world wars they suck at winning them
in the usa?
COUGH COUGH
OH NO
Speaking of isn’t there 3 right wing Germany paths in hoi4 DNVP, (monarchist)the conservative democratic path and the Nazis
No in germany
u talking abt republicans or germany
Rule 2
ah
Fair
There's another
in my opinion, the usa is the greatest country in the world
Oh I found this in general chat
thats why im going back to my home usa, next febuary
I think portuguese don't like you neither
wow no need for that
Just saying man
True, they helped people with adictions
But in a nice way
The people who go to church here in Germany are very nice too
salazar ruined portugal
i went to germany and i loved it
went to hamburg
He was a dictator
very very clean, but i went on a sunday everything was closed
ye
Every person i know that went to germany went to hamburg
Do you agree Flowi?
somehow portugal went from insane empire to one of the weakest european countries
Where yall in the Reeperbahn?
i think salazar is a big cause of this
went from a cruise thats why
Or why hamburg?
Oh
i went to the port
To try hamburgers
its crazy that the allies were marching through hamburg at one point
pretty insane ngl
I just remembered the american cuisine 
Then they should go to McDonald's or something like that
Deep fry
whats your deal with the usa?
I just make fun of every country, but today USA is being the protagonist
oh ok
Every dominant nation will usually be or act like the protagonist
Britain did it, Rome, Mongol empire, Persian empire, and Spain too
The last 100 years were molded by what happened in the USA
True
I would only say the USA became a superpower after 1945
After WWI we tried to go back to isolationism
first and last
Spain dominated the 1500s Britian the 1800s Rome the 100s or the 00’s
Just wait
Time is the most powerful thing that exists
Where?
😔 I wanted to play silly train game all day but now its 1:22 and I didnt get to it
Rome had 1 civil war after Augustus and before Commodus which is a 200 year stretch
Anywhere else
And said civil war lasted less than a year
idkkk
True
True
I've read about it
Rome was literally a hilltop village when it started, Persia was basically pastoral nomads when they started too
Tommorow
Surely
I read somewhere that Persia didn’t become truly urbanized until after Alexander the Great @vocal fiber
Tomorrow Im getting fried chicken from the village market,mmmmmmm
Like they had Persepolis and a few other cities
The mythical sentence "Now I have become death, destroyers of worlds" was originally "Now I have became time, destroyers of worlds", but it was changed because of translations from Hindu
Mhhhh
I can imagine there is gonna be cheese too
The Parthians and Sassanians benefited a lot from this
Am i right?
Persias capital during classical antiquity was in ctesphion which is modern Iraq btw
During the Parthian and Sassanian eras
Yes
Macedonians were very advanced for their time
And their enemies were weak XD
Until Rome and Parthia showed up
All the Greek Polis were weakened due to the peloponese war
And the short lived Armenian empire as well
When I was younger I played a mod that covered the Diadochi era called Europa barbaroum
Cheese cart too yeh
Can you bringe me some?
Fish cheese fruit/veggie and chicken
All the units of the factions (Roman, Carthaginian, Greek, Gallic, etc) spoke in their exact languages they used at the time @vocal fiber
Nah Flowi, that cheese so pricy you could use it as currency
Oh hell yeah
That's almost perfection
They even had a this year in history pop up
The only downsides of the mod where these
It was really unstable
And it was chore to do a fully playthrough
Like you would be playing months
The currency of the Kingdom of Saxony
Rome and Carthage were the beginner factions
Though if you wanted a real challange you would try the Seleucids or Parthians

Gn
Im gonna beg for some cheese
Gn
Make your own
what?
Try making cheese
Cute
Great idea, Meluchi
Thanks 
Only If you do the cheese and i get to eat it
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<@&846894118219022336>
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bl6vx9puk1c you mean 400 divisions?
me visiting the island with 5 marine divisions:
Did I cook?
why is this cop a boss
This is probably the most schizo flag I have ever seen
And thats crazy cause I have seen some schizo things
But nothing compares to this
how?
Moderator pings
oh that makes sense
tuff logo
@turbid pilot looks like the tankie achived true communism
and by that I mean begging for food
On PayPal no less
no idea who that is

but begging for money plus pronoun link in discord bio with commie insignia this person is a teenager or not to be taken seriously on politics
Time to work
Agreed
I just find it funny that she is using PayPal a very capitalistic website
i dont take political statement from larpers seriously
they live in idealism
idealism trends and the aesthetics is all they are about
they disregard the core parts of their ideology because they dont even know why they follow it
its a oh i feel or i like the vibe (also want but that extends to capitalists too)
True
i swear everytime they pull idealistic scenarios to support their view
it pmo
then they jst fk off n say oh idc
if you want the homeless to contribute to your mandatory system of collectivism that means no freedoms for the poor and unproductive
not a but in collectivism they all hold hands and sing a song together
First of all
Do you know what communism means?
i think your missing the point of what im mad at
there are so many people who larp communism while completely throwing around its terms like it means nothing
Oh
True
collectivism isnt everyone being happy togeher its needs of majority over the few
Yes
Yeah it’s just a image I found funny because historical reasons
if ur gonna support smt atleast know about it
Fair
As my dad said even People in a happy society are going to complain about anything no matter how trivial
also collectivism will never work in a true democracy
i live in a collectivist nation ours work cause we take the unproductives and make them almost slaves to the system
Alright I’m play England in Medieval 2
this will never fly in what these people support
Nice
Much more interesting start in this mod because wales and Ireland exist now
I hate it when people double ping
In vanilla it’s just England and Scotland and it’s boring and easy
It happens
We just want this server to be free of scams 
Englands starting position
isnt london more inland
Also I think this guy is supposed to be Edward Longshanks
isnt it here
its the model they use for the city I think as they are using the vanilla map as well which is kinda cramped
yeah
Robin hood larper army
Is stellaris worth it or do none of yall play it
No, it really isnt
Thank you
Fuh navy dawg 🥀
I will teach you navy
A workaround is to spam submarines
Thanks im fine big dawg 🥀
And convoys and you will win every game even multi
Trust the method its unpatched @untold frigate
what do i even do
Are they gonna slime you out
You should factionhop and start declaring on neutrals
Ok I’m extremely non-caught up, saw the news messages. haven’t played in a bit, new dlc is Indonesia right?
oki yea it is
seems cool
First thing I see is ts
well dang



