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My cat is sleeping next to me
She woke up and is staring at me
Pets channel yada yada
Lucky
Shes never slept on me
Why
Cute cat
Probably that
I am so bad at English I have a 72 because I got 1/5 on an exit ticket somehow ๐ญ
Theres a reason Im not in advanced
Hello goys
Hi
Hey
Why cant it be summer already I hate school so much
But then it will be like 90
What we do here
How come theres no โIm new here, say hi!โ ???
Yeah I seen you in General before
๐
Why did everybody stop talking after 11:30 like this server has a curfew
Dunno
They are Europeans
Yeah its like super early in the morning for them
And if in Eastern Europe theyre probably at school rn

I have not slept a single bit
Im so tired goodnight
Then go sleep
Do it!
No!
You know u want to
Doesnt that bed look mighty comfy
Just close ur eyes and go to sleep!
Rule 10
lol
And they are not convincing enough
gm everyone
Heya!
Good morning fellas
And now I wait till I can go to class
Flowi, what's your sleep schedule?
Im not telling
If they give me gun, I'm going to fight the french
My sleep schedule is like that one song from Nena
I suppose you don't sleep
Rule 1
Also that's literally the name of a SONG
But tbh
The song I meant
Its a great song
That's how it's called
Got it
Dont you dare
My mouth has started to bleed ๐
I HAVE IT UWU
Flowi, why did you delete it?
Go see doctor blud
I also have to delete that
Ok
Healing magic can only be cast by pure souls
(I don't make the rules)
I used it to make his mouth bleed
I am purer than pure
I cast RANDOM CHEST PAINS THROUGHOUT THE DAY upon him
I cast heart attack!
Right
I cast CYSTIC FIBROSIS
I cast INFINITE 3AM DUMBSCROLL
Good morning chat
.50
Gm marijn
Missile?
I survived
I cast Gingivitus ๐ฅ
I cast permanent ban
Im glad you survived, Flowi
Double it and give it to the next person ong
Only for you
๐ณ
Since you are the next person
You will recieve 2 bans
๐ฅฒ
I cast CHASTITY
Brotatochip I ain't a person
I cast Gangrene (don't look it up)
I already know what it is
You just unique :3
๐คข
I think i will trow up again
I cast ๐ฅโ๏ธ PAPERCUT ๐ฅ
Told ya not to look it up
I cast PAINFUL COUGH
I cast stubbing your little toe on furniture
I have no furniture
I cast IDIAN PARENTS DISAPPROVED
I cast a kiss to marijn
I cast BEING AN ORPHAN (do note this spell kills your parents if you aren't an orphan)
I would like it
I cast empty fridge xD
I hunt my food
I cast Low fps and input delay
And eat it in one sitting
I cast a dead pixel
Normal stuff
Eh ok
I cast TESTICULAR TORSION
I cast EVERYONE WHO PREVIOUSLY LIKED OR LOVED YOU NOW HATES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING
No testicles
Only affected Marijn ๐
I cast reported to chak
I cast MENSTRUAL PAIN
That was for Flowi
I cast a 1 minute timeout
Shit
I cast rule 8
Is it a cool one?
I cast COFFEE AND CROISSANT FOR BREAKFAST
It's a combination of 7ish German words ig
I can tell you in DMs ug
*ig
I cast an kick to the middle of an body
Flowi is German ๐
If you so desire
Remember, no pain
I feel no pain (Epic Warhammer40k tabletop reference)
I will be taking your spleen
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Eggshell causing breaking point
Wasn't using it anyway
Imma tell you in Dms
:3
Don't you dare
Than im gonna be taking your kidneys
And your spleen
And maybe one lung
They will sell very good, I don't smoke
Good
But your liver is worthless
I know
Too much alcohol
Do you also want the heart or the brain?
Then I'll give you a document that says mine is special
Ig
Damm
Empathy, guilt and regret can't be that important
Flowi try not to flirt(?) with marijn difficulty: impossible
Let her try, I like seeing what happens
Anyways
It is slightly off putting
Time to get back to my Silent films
Sure
๐ซ
Was about to leave for short vacation, car battery dead ๐ญ

Hehe
Ig you have to spend more time with me
Smh just come to France :3
Already jumpstarted car
Im driving south and youre far east ๐
Flowi, if you are going to france you must get "Elsaร-Lothringen" for germany
I have a lipid (biology) exam next hour 
And I haven't studied yet
Hoi4 if it was made by Nintendo:
This is the third time this week and not the last
I will have to take this walk a fourth time on sunday
Meow
My shoes are so uncomfortable
HI I need help guys, how can I put the game in a other language pls?
Its a setting inside the launcher
sup big dawg
In a car to France hbu
Just watched Batman 2005 on my phone, probably gonna do a bit of reading now
bro riding towards hell? ๐ ( jking )
aye, what book
@analog roost this?
first option
the horror/science one ?
thanks
Yes
Thought Id give it a try
Did you know dopamine inhibits lactation
That is what I mean with wack
prussia must grow strongeer
god bless the prussian legacy ๐
PEAK
The list of things stress affects is pretty huge as well
in my game i dont how that happened but they formed in not even 15 years and then got inherit-annexd by austria
i prefer bavaria to unify german
i prefer that stettin does it
isnt that poland
eu4 stettin is still german
welll
as long as its catholic and not hasburg
its good
funny how i actually got Friedrich III as king, truly big larp
lol
See this is how you don't unify Germany
we must not let protestants win (extreme ball knowledge)
You gotta focus on other things than religion
this guy doesnt know ball
dw i am sure we will get clapped
tho bohemia got a juicy 52k.
no protestants near the rhine or south of saxony
excellent work
dw. imma use east frisia to get all that juicy rhineland.
btw did u also not buy eu5
i had the money
i aint that rich
but the temptation of cs gamblng won me over
now i am the same
100 dollars on cs cases and armory pass
the only thing i bought in the last months is a 50% discounted tonor microphone and a G502
and that together was the price for eu5
tho get just Mainframes M4
i bought a few full art pokemon cards as gfts for my friends
also some onepiece paccks
๐ bless my eyes
what is this muddish creature.
Was there a need to bring politics into this
it's literally me
thats my reasoning for wanting catholics to win yes
also arnt a nihilist so nothing matters until someone says smt about history
i mean italy is like 99999999999% catholic and the fascist came to power there way before the germany
ONG ong frfr
yeah but in germany the main voting block for nazis were protestants
and thats not how things work
the kmt and prc is both chinese
Says the guy who supports an institution that castrated young men
doesnt mean both shlda went democratic or communist
To preserve their singing voices
so now you care about the world
and no i just prefer nazis not have won
so you're suggesting what if the germans were not majority protestant the nazis would not have come to power
No thatโs logical thinking
Communists wouldโve nil
maybe
its just a maybe
i don't think so
but its a maybe worth entertaining
The Weimar constitution was so ass
the nazis didn't give much of a shit about religion anyway
they were into some esoteric paganist shit
exactly
and the catholics also dislike what they suggested
there was a catholic based facist movement
Literally using it to โcleanse societyโ
but it didnt grow as well as the protestant ones
the most important thing is maybe if nazis came to power a few years later the policies tht brought germany most of its economic resurgance would already kick in so no nazi attribution plus nevile prolly die from cancer like in our time
if we kick down their rise to power in 4 years
alot better for us
Well that didnโt happen
๐คทโโ๏ธ sadly
erm no
just listen to france
split germany more
korea them
well we can give south germany to austria and split germany into 3
basically korea but more
Bro just hates Germany
hard choices need to be made to save millions
my solution for japan is shoot the entire high command and the emperor
cant coup the government if ur dead
They donโt
we be getting those weimar vibes
vic3 when my economy crashes completely and average wage tanks
but its good cause we became bigger
asutria just gifted me 2 provinces from our war with bohemia lol
when u be getting no loans but inflation still goes up...
we are completely collapsing now
but we took the entire region so
in 20 years we will be rich
๐ง
infinite debt now but
just 10 more years
i cant attack lithuania because venice is defender of the faith ๐ beautiful
lame
just do it
fight em all
Got no sleep rn ๐
i was called in so many wars
rip
Only slept 4.5> hours
big F
i slept almost 15 hours
the same amount i slept lol
bro ive been unlucky
last week flew back from hongkong
instantly sick
then this week stomach flu
I woke up 3 god damning hours to try to sleep
LMFAO
im just glad im not vomiting rn
it was so ass bro i was doing chinese new year visits
then at my cousins house
I once vomited twice in 3 days
i just vomited all over their toilet
they gave me 50 dollars for my ang bao bro i feel so bad
they gotta clean that toilet
their both lil kids more like rip my uncle
he proly cleaned it
i didnt ask
they have money its fine if your talking about the 50 dollar ang bao
they recently spent alot on a new condo and its really nice
near a buncha shop houses near a park with a nice pool and gym
Oh
bro my uncles getting rich bro
one of em bought a 4mil home
good too see hope they give me more ang bao money
Oh lmao
maybe next year i get 100
You wiwll buy HOI4 soon
Okey buddy
aint tryna see a inbred germany
have fun man
im done with hoi4
2.2k hours
too much
cut back for few years
HOI3?
Victoria III?
ima play other games for abit
gotta hit 1k cs hours
maybe 1k hours on bannerlords
just 200 more
we are in the big leagues now.
take that W
never ask teh prussians what they did in western lithuania and bits of poland.
mhm
Every european monarch is inbred
Just because the habsburgs did it a little more
not every
90% of European dynasties are
Elizabeth II has a lithuanian ancestry in fact
quick google search said 60% non inbred
60% pretty good
And why is it that u only remember the inbreed ones
Fire quote peachy
Thank you
Where is bulgari now!
I do agree that the Hasburgs were inbred, but what everyone is doing by using that to describe them is called nitpicking
Inbreeding is necessary in monarchys
i thought the brits were more inbred
Its not actually necessary
But it was a common practice
It was believed to preserve the purity of the bloodline
imagine your dynasty starting from a marshal who got put there casually
gonna hop on premier with friends and open one case per win
everytime i got a covert ws after a win
pray it happens again
They all mention that they did marry with relatives
But not with close relatives
๐คทโโ๏ธ low levels on inbreeding doesnt effect that much
Its still inbreeding
marrying ur grand fathers cousins grand kids isnt that bad
Yes but its still inbreeding
What I want to say from this is that describing the Hasburgs as just inbred is a misconception
When everyone was a little inbred if not some even more
U should stop talking about inbreeding
Im ur little sister after all
I am not saying its okey
In any way
I am just pointing out the nitpicking
XD
okey fair enough 
. . .
Oh whatchu cooking
May-maybe u want me!
Not me!
Im not really one
Straight lies i see
?
Tobi
but like... How much of the community would you say is furries?
He aint here anymore
He left?
Damn, i thought it would be closer to 80%
Damn
Maybe ask Marijn he probably knows
25% furries 25% femboys 25% extremist 25% others like history nerds
Oh damn
guess that's accurate enough
Extremist?
They in here?
The game is full of them
Maybe not here in the server as many
But the player base is
I once believe Hitler is good guy
Actually even here in the server
And now I found out I am an idiot atm
what
If you look at the pfps
If you learned about him as a child its normal to think he is cool for the military things
But once you learn what he did and all the things
No but I once think his ideology is good
Its not cool anymore and you realize
And then I realized all bullshits
Thats called being immature
Normal activity
Lowkey when i was like 7 i agreed but i got older and i feel guilty
Now I am orob a central rightist
Yeah thats normal for people with access to it
Like there is nothing good about hitler
Let's not go into politics
Idk whenever someone is super mfing evil
Ok
i make 50% of that
Rule 2...
ok not this kind
We are talking about history
I kind of feel tempted to just ignore the atrocities and think "what was their economic and military policies like?"
It's still history
Idk its mainly the marxist leninists that give us a bad rep
I thought you knew this
Oh
post 1945 history not allowed
Stalin?
On mao tbh
That's what I was doing to most bad regimes but now I know a lot I cant ignore
Considered as post 1945 or before 1945
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Whatever is after ww2 not allowed
But to talk about mao i wanna talk about the sino-soviet split and whatnot
not allowed ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Its considered modern history/politics
Can we talk about Stamin killing generals
Idk i dont think mao was evil i think mao was just incompotent tbh
That's not allowed to talk about cold war
Okay sorry๐ญ
who woulda guessed a war general would suck at economics
Is talking Stalin killing generals before WWII illegal or legal here
If its about ww2 I think its fine
Im guessing i cant complain about markets๐
u can
Just dont go into too controversial things
i mean
Yeah stalin was like
if it isnt political
If so I will citizen his actions
Im not denying any of the bad shit he did
I think the word is criticize
Oh
I feel like when lenin died that was when the soviet union was like 100% gone
I mean yeah the strikebreaking too
Critciseitvi
Hello actual mod 
Autocorrect wtf
Hello gas station
The vanguard doesnt give autonomy to the worker
The economic planners have to speak with the people working, the managers, etc but i dont believe we need a bourgeoisie
I would agree but not even Lenin was good in his own way
He was
I guess a bit better
Then the tzarists
Donald Duck wtf
What a save
the only good guy in ww2 was the empire
Does that guy even borned before WWII
Dont start talking about it but no
Hi Flowi
Ok
i dont think he was
he aint that old
She has returned from hell
*Haiti
anyway ima drop more enlave propaganda
He aint
enclave propaganda so fire
What's Emclave
we are the enclave
Looks creepy
it looks like freedom
"Soccer"
"Birmingham,Alabama"
"Rochester,Where ever the state is"
"Plymouth,Massachusetts"
Meow
Hello
What were you doing?
I'll spare you the list of symptoms
glad to see someone gets it
Does God exist?
That's what my teacher would say
Just let us side with the enclave already Bethesda
new vegas for a real future!
Found a new peak Ado song
fallout 5 will be the enclave game
FOR AMERICA
ONE NATION ONE ENCLAVE
They better let us side with them
if you were human you would get it too
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR
How many videos do you have of this larp
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Readymade ยท Ado
Readymade
โ 2020 UNIVERSAL MUSIC LLC
Released on: 2020-12-24
Producer, Recordingarranger, Composer Lyricist: Three
Vocalist: Ado
Mixing Engineer: Naoki Itai
Auto-generated by YouTube.
I need to get back in my Ado arc
She never dissapoints
its not larp
PHILOSOPHY EXAM
|| Severe nausea, vomiting, headache and abdominal pain||
Because, God Bless the Enclave!
If you ask Google it will say you have cancer XD
Geez are you okey now?
Cant believe you hate austria ๐
NO NO NO DONT QUOTE MY JOKE
I might go to the doctor
Its over
I think you should
Oh god
this might not even be a "Might" do go to the doctor
Hii
Im still breathing
So
Im choosing later
Get a appointment though
Love it
i love almost every nation
If its opposite...
i would be lying if i said i did
I prefer 4 Romanian states
I hope you get better soon
i prefer austria get eaten by germany
big fan of hungary doe
i like their food
Not the first time it happened
Hungary aint bad
I dont like modern Hungary though for clear reasons
Its political though, but other then that I like it
I still feel bad but a bit better than Yesterday
In romania this dish is made so often but they refuse to call it anything close to Goulash
Or like 5am
anything but let the hungarians have a win
You havent seen it from the inside
Which is why you might like it
alright
its not like im move to romania
im not moving to a country that pays like shit
Playing a new Medivial 2 mod
Roar of conquest which has a 1330 start date
I'm fighting the Ottomans as Byzantium
How are you doing Austro
you think I can win this @turbid pilot
yes with the power of christ
I'm Byzantium and I have flamethrowers too
Something is something
Hey Meluchipower Did you know Aragon controlled Athens
They start out with it in the mod Iโm playing rn
I love games being historically accurate
Honestly, I'm very proud of the history of my nation
in wich way proud?
Okeyish
Playing roar of conquest
I just finished my exam prep
Gonna reconquer Anatolia from the Ottomans with Andronicus III or die trying
I am listening to all of Ado's songs rn
Holy peak
I found a aparently new children's song she made a cover to
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Odoru Ponpokorin ยท Ado
Odoru Ponpokorin
โ 2025 UNIVERSAL MUSIC LLC
Released on: 2025-12-29
Vocalist: Ado
Recordingarranger: Hyadain
Lyricist: Momoko Sakura
Composer: Tetsuro Oda
Auto-generated by YouTube.
You know what this is peak
That my ancestors did a lot of very important things
We were one of the main exporters of literature
In all Europe
I'm talking about the 10th to the 15th century
Don't you just hate it when people reduce you to something
Retook Nicaea
They did?
Yeah they did
I never knew the Spaniards made it deeper in Europe then Italy
Wait no they took over in 1311 after they conquered it from one-of the post 4th crusade states
Anyone have experiences with beint called a freak
Yes
Obv
Look at my tag
Not Spain, Aragon
Spain didn't exist until the early 1700s
By Spaniards I meant all populations in Spain
Sad huh
I know
Spain existed since lemme check
Someone is going to die, and it's not me
Except Basque and Arabics if it makes you happy
Is Aragonese people not Spaniard?
No
Cause I know they are different from Castilians
We have our own culture and language
That I know
And food
And everything
You're wrong there blud
Mhm
Oh wait you are Catalan
Who think they are different from everyone and want independence from Spain
I get it now
The anarchism region
No, because it was a personal union between Isabel I de Castilla and Ferran II d'Aragรณ
The Spanish empire was the exterior name, but in fact the courts, the constitutions, the militaries and the languages stayed divided
Be precise bro
๐
Yeah officially the split was abolished in 1707 (why the hell not earlier when they had a personal union)
No wonder you collapse if you're that bad at handling everything
๐
Because a succession thing
There were Philip form the bourbons and Charles from the Habsburg, and due to some events Philip won and truly united the crowns
False
That's was a question
We invented the TV remote
Not a statement
This answer would've been correct if I said "Spain hasn't achieved anything significant in the last 100 years"
I don't care
I'd say German Zenith was either from 1740-1786
Or from 1871-1890
Yes, because they took our independence, they forced us to forget our own language, and we only preserve it thanks to some medieval texts
We aren't the only ones ๐
There are Galicians, Basques, Valencians...
A lot of independentist movements
๐ช
Like every imperialistic power ever
The British did this in Ireland
The french all over their country (Brittany)
Prussia with Poland
Russia with all of its minorities
Austria with Hungarians, checks etc
epic victory
There's a difference between us and the rest, we were one of the most important countries in medieval times, with one of the most prestigious languages, every royal family in Europe had a book written in catalan
And we germans elsersberg lotringen
That means war
Elsas Lothringen
How about you get out part of Friesland instead
No
Vermont deserves all this land/j
honestly it would look ugly with state borders like this
You get Friesland, we get the Rhineland ๐ค
Flowi, I told you in the morning to get "Elsaร-Lothringen"
I mean if you want crumbling infrastructure and a slowly rotting industrial zone sure
Rotting industrial zone and crumbling infrastructure is all of Germany /s
๐
Nah
The east is a desolate wasteland devoid of intelligent life
@meager patrol
I was too sick
Can we take it together, Flowi?
Does Flowi live in the east?
It was not my intention to insult her then
I blocked him so im not gonna read it
Damn
๐
We can take elsersberg lotringen together
Romantic

@worldly rose is road updated yet
In fact, you don't need a parachute to skydive
You only need it to do it again
Beta is out
Sure
Not yet
๐
slacking off in discord chats while you should be waging away smh
Also Casey Venice and Jerusalem got unique models now
thats awesome
I do some work on Discord
Would love it if Baghdad got a unique model too
He's going to france
Why are they flirting
Yeee
๐๐
Just accept it buddy
I'm gonna vomit
If it's harmless, who cares?
Something was wrong with that food yesterday
Who?
I think he is Jealous
Ewww no thanks
Makes sense that Byzantium and all the Muslim factions get better sanitation buildings than the Western European ones
he has to WORK
I can just leave for a bit
He is also a person
So you 2 can keep flirting ig
no
I have to go to work too
He is a slave XD
But itโs not far from my house
Definitely
Ive entered France so now I can now officially deliver work a few weeks after the deadline
We could also share one panzer
Flowi, what's your favourite panzer?
Just kiss already jeez ๐
Bit cramped, we'll have to share a chair
What's the holdup
xD
No downsides
Flowi only doing it to bully me fr fr
did you know that japanese tanks were relatively spacious inside
but they also had like 5mm armor at points so yk
Yeh I heard at some point
I could never bully you
