off-topic

[amber crest]

You puppet or go to war with Yugoslavia via the Balkan ambition descions

[white raft]

there's a focus to make spain and portugal puppets so u could just savescum til u get it

meta navy

[shadow spire]

Hello off-topic

[meager patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947388821530619904/1437608992074371133/IMG_9205.gif

hello

[white raft]

hiiii

[vast heron]

Hello!

[keen bough]

[shadow spire]

Hello once again

[white raft]

hiiiii

[vast heron]

Hello (again)

[lament timber]

Hello

[vocal fiber]

Hiiiii

[white hemlock]

i made rickroll phonk how is it

[white hemlock]

is it good

[lament timber]

I cant rate it, because I hate phonk

[white hemlock]

you can rate this remake i did then

certified pop music

[vocal fiber]

3:33, very strange duration

I won't play it

[white hemlock]

3 34*

its a rickroll

remade

(shouldve sended the 5:40 or the 2:16 version)

[vocal fiber]

I knew it

[plucky shale]

Hello guys gays whatever

[white hemlock]

but i wasnt kidding that its a remake

[vocal fiber]

I'm at physics class playing Stonehearth, love it

[stiff agate]

why

is no one talking

[molten topaz]

i am

feeling like rubbish

rn

so no vibe

[stiff agate]

why

[meager patrol]

I just woke up

[stiff agate]

its

1:30 pm

lazy flowy

A nobel has to protect theyr subject

how do you plan to do that in your sleep

[meager patrol]

I dont

Bc thats what butlers are for

And you are a food taster

You eat food to see if its poisend

[stiff agate]

and

I dont serve you

[umbral ingot]

What is this drama so early in the day

[meager patrol]

Than go out of my villa

[stiff agate]

im doubting your a nobel

[stiff agate]

nothing

dont worry about is

[umbral ingot]

She is self proclaimed... But eh I did recognize her claim

[meager patrol]

And I say you won't get a place to sleep in my villas and palaces

[stiff agate]

never gonna beat the goat

[umbral ingot]

Larping as Napoleon Bonaparte is crazy funny

Now I won't add to it cause it's in the 70s which isint allowed in the server

[meager patrol]

Damn right

[stiff agate]

right

lets break rules but silly

[umbral ingot]

[meager patrol]

my too too

[stiff agate]

if we imporsenate flowi well break the rules

[meager patrol]

try and find out

im sorry but [Rule 2 - Avoid Controversial Topics]
⮞ Avoid discussing real-life religion, politics, or controversial topics.

[umbral ingot]

:c

[stiff agate]

discord light should be added as a rul

againts it

[umbral ingot]

I was gonna say a new obscure historical fact

But nvm it's past 45

No fun allowed

[amber crest]

GM

[stiff agate]

goodmorning big all

[umbral ingot]

Hello Al

[amber crest]

Hey Austro and Peachy

[worldly rose]

Survival pack for in France

(they dont eat premade soup there so taking some)

[vocal fiber]

8,1 IN THE SPANISH EXAM
HELL YEAH

[vocal fiber]

School

[stiff agate]

is that

a hotdog

in a can

[vocal fiber]

Yes, it's the best way to preserve them

[stiff agate]

.-.

why the bun tho

you can get a bun anywhere tho

[meager patrol]

rule 1

[stiff agate]

[umbral ingot]

chonky anarchists

I think they will win once the carlists rise up

[stiff agate]

the

anarchists

have been winning a lot

in the games I playd

[amber crest]

How did I do chat?

[stiff agate]

heroicaly

marjin is listening

[worldly rose]

in a jar, its a true Frankfurter so wrapped in organ meat

[stiff agate]

is

the jar

full of liquid

(please say no please say no)

[worldly rose]

Yes it is

[stiff agate]

-.-

[vocal fiber]

Anarchism knows no borders

[stiff agate]

right

ima blow up the dams

[vocal fiber]

Gonna play anarchist Spain today

But first

I'm at the dentist

Wisdom teeth time

[stiff agate]

i still have my

thats why I am soo wise

[vocal fiber]

I love that liquid, it's so salty

[stiff agate]

YOU HAVE TAHT IN SPAIN TOO

[amber crest]

I had mine removed 2 years ago

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/mushoku-tensei-orsted-mt-rudeus-greyrat-donut-gif-26836764

[vocal fiber]

Yes

[stiff agate]

death to all

[vocal fiber]

Here it's called "salmuera" (water with salt)

[vocal fiber]

No

I love salmuera

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-dance-william-afton-dance-purple-guy-jiggy-purple-jiggy-purple-dance-gif-17627065305568870467

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-emily-fnaf-fnaf-2-fnaf-memes-henry-emily-daughter-gif-16337181844094484912

[worldly rose]

xD you're not drinking it are you?

[vocal fiber]

Not at the moment, but I usually drink it

[worldly rose]

😨

[vocal fiber]

It makes me feel weird, and I like it

[worldly rose]

xD

[vocal fiber]

Maybe that's why my wisdom teeth hurt

I don't know

[stiff agate]

so

the bun is wet

[vocal fiber]

A river

[amber crest]

We have a river in my county in Vermont named the Winooski River

[worldly rose]

You cook it in the water, then remove it from the water and put it in the bun

[amber crest]

@stiff agate where have I seen this before?

[vocal fiber]

In some years there will be a lake

Due to the form of the river

[molten topaz]

it is

like fixing smth

what was made already broken

idk how to describe this

[umbral ingot]

I like how my song choices range from Ayesha Erotica to literally orchestras

I have bethooven in my playlist

And mozart

And then something like this comes on

[umbral ingot]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RGrKfl940_0&si=L6vsKEXy0Gh3tMh_

[dull falcon]

ok

[stiff agate]

sorry to disapoint

but im not a medival guy

[umbral ingot]

Hmmmm

Familiar circumstances

[amber crest]

fun fact Prussia existed because of the Teutonic Order

[umbral ingot]

Did you know the tectonic order at first was supposed to be in Transylvania to support against the tatars

But after the tatars left the hungarians took away their holdings, so the teutons moved to the Baltics where everyone was still pagan, and launched a crusade so they can get a hold of Livonia and Prussia

[amber crest]

didn't know that also I think the Tartars were part of the Mongol Empire at this point

[umbral ingot]

In the 1200s

Is when the teutons were in Transylvania

They were invited by the Hungarian nobility

Them along with other peoples but the teutons were the ones which were forces to leave

[umbral ingot]

This reminds me of the

Hey vsauce

Michael here

Your home security is great

[zinc island]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-michael-here-your-home-security-is-great-or-is-it-gif-7243146837994780439

[umbral ingot]

Or is it

[umbral ingot]

Yep

[zinc island]

They got too powerful

So the Hungarians pissed themselves

[umbral ingot]

It was because they didn't need them anymore and the teutons were taking many cities for lease

[zinc island]

Ong

[umbral ingot]

Funny how in an alternate timeline we could have gotten germanized catholic romania

Or the baltics to remain pagan for much longer

[zinc island]

I think I prefer this timeline tbh

Prussia best German state

🙏

[umbral ingot]

Fair enough

[amber crest]

Novgorod would have conquered the Baltics

[umbral ingot]

Yes but that would come later

[zinc island]

Worse timeline ong

Austrian lead Germany is not good

✌️🙏

We've seen how much they sucked

[umbral ingot]

The reason Austria couldn't consolidate was because of how the HRE got structured way before they made it to the throne

[zinc island]

Skill issue

🙏

[umbral ingot]

Where they didn't do well was the german confederation

[zinc island]

Austria got its ass handed to it so often

Insane stuff

[zinc island]

Yeah because Prussia :3

Among other things

[umbral ingot]

The german empire had only one war

[zinc island]

Technically false

[umbral ingot]

And that was its loss

[zinc island]

AND WE CARRIED THAT SHIT

WHAT DID YOU GUYS EVEN DO?

[umbral ingot]

No because the Franco-Prussian was Prussia

[zinc island]

You started this shit and weren't even able to get it over with

[umbral ingot]

You are acting like I am Austria- I mean my user makes sense

[zinc island]

Colonial wars against indigenous African people?

[umbral ingot]

Those are minor conflicts

[zinc island]

Austria managing to make Germany responsible for 2 world wars in some way is crazy doe

Imagine there was no Hitler

🤔

Communist Germany?

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[umbral ingot]

You do know that the first world war was caused by Serbia, and when the allies made the peace deal they didn't actually blame it all on Germany

[zinc island]

Yeah highly likely

[umbral ingot]

That's only what the germans believed due to a misstranslation

To make it seem like the allies were tyrants

[zinc island]

It was Austria who sent the ultimatum
It was Austria who declared war

[umbral ingot]

When in reality what the allies said was the same to all 4 central powers members

[zinc island]

Lemme check my sources

[umbral ingot]

Germany wasn't blamed for the war, they just believed they got blamed due to war guilt which was placed on all members

[umbral ingot]

Yeah and the conflict could have not escalated if every major power got involved

Over Serbia

[zinc island]

We got targeted the most afterwards ngl

France being bitchy

Yk

[umbral ingot]

Because Austria was in the dirt

[zinc island]

That was another reason why the Nazis rose to power ngl

France always being bitchy and occupying the Ruhr

[umbral ingot]

Bulgaria was broke and the ottomans weren't even a thing anymore

So Germany, which was left alive and intact

[zinc island]

The ottomans winning a war against the allies after WW1

[umbral ingot]

The turks*

[zinc island]

Same thing

Different name

[umbral ingot]

The ottoman Empire was dissolved in 1921

[zinc island]

The German empire was dissolved on November 11th

But the Weimar Republic had to pay for it's war

Hmmm

Logic not logical

[umbral ingot]

Not really because one used Arabic language, the other Turkish, one had its capital in Constantinople, one in Ankara

[zinc island]

Still

[umbral ingot]

They had many more differences then German Empire and Weimar

Cultural differences

[zinc island]

Successor stated usually take on the debt

[umbral ingot]

Well the turks won the war and managed to evade them mostly

[zinc island]

Ngl

Wilson's Plan for peace would've been much better in the long run ngl

[umbral ingot]

France was a warmongering state

[zinc island]

I mean the plan bro made after the US joined

[zinc island]

France was bitchy

France has always been bitchy

[stiff agate]

duhh

[umbral ingot]

They were warmongers since Alsace was took, they were teaching their children to be warmongers in school

While Germany wasn't the same

[zinc island]

France was bitchy before

Whenever someone won against them they just couldn't let it slide

[umbral ingot]

Its all France's fault lol

[zinc island]

Ong

This is a Warhammer40k situation

Everything is blanks fault

[umbral ingot]

You lost me

Here I dont know anything

[zinc island]

In Warhammer40k the current situation of how shitty the Imperium is is always blamed on one guy

And it's not even the guy responsible 😭🙏

[umbral ingot]

Ah

Here it is the guy responsible though

[zinc island]

Imagine Germany had only had to give up Alsace Lorraine

And ofc reparations but only once they were able to yk

Ofc that would've stung but still

[umbral ingot]

The thing is, the Germans were also heavily nationalistic because most of the veterans remained in power

[zinc island]

Not as a bad as Versailles

[zinc island]

Which Germany?

[umbral ingot]

Weimar after the war

[zinc island]

Nah

That was just the Nazis

In charge were different people

[umbral ingot]

No, and I dont want to say that its the german people's fault

[umbral ingot]

What I mean it wasn't just the nazis

[zinc island]

Oh but it is our fault

Almost everyone hated the treaty of Versailles

Like hated hated

And hate is fertile soil

Every gernan back the was a proud German

*german

No matter what political ideology

[sly granite]

They were patriotic

[zinc island]

Very much so

[umbral ingot]

And the reason Versailles was portraited so badly was because the people in charge were heavily nationalistic and made everything the treaty said look 20x worse to the public

[zinc island]

No shit

[umbral ingot]

For example the war guilt

[zinc island]

They did that to avert blame

[umbral ingot]

Oh and also the allies fricked up badly when they didn't invite any loser nations

I would argue that was probably the biggest mistake of Versailles

[zinc island]

That's why we called it the "Schanddiktat von Versailles"

[umbral ingot]

Because when the congress of Europe happened after napoleon

France was invited

[zinc island]

Vienna bud

Vienna

[umbral ingot]

Like any other nation

[zinc island]

Congress of Vienna

But yes

That correct

[umbral ingot]

Same thing

[zinc island]

Mhm blud

[umbral ingot]

It was all European countries redrawing Europe's borders

[zinc island]

More like the big 5™

[umbral ingot]

The biggest mistake of Versailles was not doing the same as the Congress of Vienna

[zinc island]

Ong

[umbral ingot]

Again, french warmongering

LOL

Oh and Britain could have just not intervene but thats another can of worms

I mean every nation could have straight up not intervene

When they did

[zinc island]

Britain intervened because they were pissing themselves

And because they couldn't let someone else have the strongest economy in the world

Etc

[stiff agate]

arrgh

[zinc island]

What is blud even on about atp

This just engagement farming

[stiff agate]

the great war redux

is

[zinc island]

Top 3 worst dystopias
The Combine
Oceania
GWR discord server

[umbral ingot]

Yeah but I find it stupid

[sly granite]

I hate the devs of that mod

[umbral ingot]

The reason was stupid because they could have profited even more from staying out of it

[umbral ingot]

What is happening there is disgusting beyond belief and I suggest its not discussed here

[worldly rose]

Probably yeh

[sly granite]

I’m just waiting for someone to make a great war mod that’s actually good

[umbral ingot]

I actually liked the mod but in the state it is not anymore

[zinc island]

Revisionism is a plague for Hoi4 mods ngl

Bets example is TNO

If they wanna make it realistic then they can just stop making the mod because the entire mod is unrealistic ngl

[hot ember]

Been playing sprocket and god ive had a great time designing some of the worst tank designs that have grazed the screen

The gunner is in a confortable position

Dw guys

[zinc island]

Average male HOI4 player seating Position

Manliest HOI4 playing Male:

Do I count myself in this?

No because I'm not human

Sue me

[stiff agate]

you do

your male

[zinc island]

I am not human

[amber crest]

He heard Hitler and Stalin were pretty Strong

[stiff agate]

doesnt have to be human

[zinc island]

So you assume that I even have a gender

Despicable

🫩

[umbral ingot]

True

[stiff agate]

wow same Idont have a gender too

[umbral ingot]

Peachy NOOO

[stiff agate]

he has he/him pronounce

[zinc island]

If I could I would cut my arm just enough to warrant stitches and then stitch it up myself to make sure I have some nice scars :3

[zinc island]

I had to pick something

[umbral ingot]

Oh god you are making it worse

[zinc island]

Nvm I don't

Ok I continue my genderless non human existence

[umbral ingot]

Huh-

Bro?

[stiff agate]

if they dont have a gender they should become they them like me

[umbral ingot]

So

Pronouns are separate from gender

[amber crest]

I can 100% win this battle

[zinc island]

I would like to be addressed by my proper pronouns

I am cringe/mentally ill

:3

[umbral ingot]

Crazy

[amber crest]

Why is Gaberial the Byzantine heir?

isn't he supposed to be possessing Freddy?

[zinc island]

Funniest fnaf joke

[stiff agate]

how many peoplehave the they them

[zinc island]

(I am outside your house)

[umbral ingot]

A lot I think

[stiff agate]

here

[amber crest]

I guess he got a new job that is probably worse

[stiff agate]

in this server

[umbral ingot]

Are you bout to commit a slaughter dressed in purple

[zinc island]

I would slime my day one's to achieve my dreams ngl

[amber crest]

given the rate of civil wars and assassanations

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-behind-behind-the-slaughter-the-man-behind-the-slaughter-the-man-behind-the-slaughter-memes-gif-17338799

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/william-afton-fnaf-meme-purple-guy-gif-9690694026434628900

[zinc island]

Purple isn't really my color

And children aren't good targets

[umbral ingot]

Idk

[zinc island]

Far too easy

Yk

[stiff agate]

lets make china warlords again!

[amber crest]

I had a werid dream that I had to take part in a contest and one of the prizes was a Marionnette plushy

[zinc island]

😭🙏

I had a nightmare where my life was "normal"

[stiff agate]

u didnt lie

your hella cringe

[amber crest]

also Charlie reconquered Rome for the Empire in that mod I made

[zinc island]

Huh?

Damm homegirl really moved up in life

[amber crest]

I made a mod where I replaced the Kommenos dynasty with the Emilys and Aftons

[zinc island]

From possessing a puppet to toppling Rome ngl

Pretty good career imo

[amber crest]

no reconquering Rome from the Papacy for the ERE

[zinc island]

I aim to be corny

[zinc island]

Ah

[zinc island]

I don't aim to please though

[zinc island]

*you're

[amber crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tuH5zFwMo basically Charlie in that campaign

[zinc island]

Absolute CINEMA

[amber crest]

basically she killed god knows how many Italians to reconquer the homeland

William: I killed 11 childern
Charlie: I reconquered the Italian Peniusla got pump up those rookie numbers

[zinc island]

Absolute Sweep

[umbral ingot]

China was whole again, then it broke again

Oh wait rule 2 my bad

[worldly rose]

[umbral ingot]

Hey atleast I deleted it myself

[zinc island]

RIP blue

*blud

He will be missed dearly

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose i need huggies

[hasty estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815614826893148230/1464556048886141035/Catgirl_hug.gif

[stiff agate]

Oh no

My china

Its broken

[meager patrol]

Hi jack!

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hug-comfort-girls-yuruyuri-gif-10536907888109563122

[worldly rose]

🫂

[amber crest]

alright gotta go to work

[white raft]

hi friends

[meager patrol]

Yippie

[meager patrol]

Hi benry

[meager patrol]

Goodbye big al

[keen bough]

[boreal isle]

ts so peak

[vocal fiber]

No ir isn't

[worldly rose]

^^

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddle-anime-hug-love-hug-happy-hug-loving-embrace-gif-24485164

[worldly rose]

🫂

hru Flowi

[meager patrol]

Im good, im just having some problems with a pc nothing else

Hbu?

[worldly rose]

Slightly stressed otherwise good

[sly prawn]

Hi

[vocal fiber]

Why that?

[worldly rose]

Hello yes-man

[worldly rose]

Not looking forward too much to short trip, and annoyed by some tech stuff not working

[vocal fiber]

I hope you can solve everything

[amber crest]

Portugal controls the Basque Country in Medivial 2 for balance reasons at the start

They don’t in the mod I’m playing though

[vocal fiber]

Basque would be happy 😂

They want independence

There was a paramilitary grup that I can't name because I will get banned

[amber crest]

Also Portugal controls Lisbon in 1080

😕

[vocal fiber]

They need to be punished

[umbral ingot]

Day 245 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[vocal fiber]

Teto :3

[umbral ingot]

Why you hating

[zinc island]

I don't get the appeal

Of Women

Or of Men

[molten topaz]

peak

[meager patrol]

Than idk

Keep it to yourself

If you dont like it

[zinc island]

Why are people so obsessed with fictional things
I do wonder

[meager patrol]

Ignore it

[zinc island]

No I just don't get it

GIF didn't load before I send it

I thought it was a "what?" GIF

Because that was the last one I used and the one I clicked

But eh

Thing messed up IG

[molten topaz]

flowi speaking to a wall is crazy

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[meager patrol]

@umbral ingot

Cool teto i have found

[stiff agate]

yaay

[vocal fiber]

Who?

[umbral ingot]

They were pretty mean but we had something in common, aka history knowledge so I didn't block them

Still funny

Why is Flowi speaking to a wall

[umbral ingot]

Ooh

Thank you

Do yall know the famous scene of the grinch throwing everything off a table

https://tenor.com/view/table-tablemess-grinchwhostolechristmas-grinch-reaction-gif-4045443

That's what my mom did to my desk

Like 20 minutes ago

Cause I wasn't responding to her

[vocal fiber]

Good night everyone

[frigid folio]

sup

[stiff agate]

Soo u take ur fist

Pull it back

And swing it full force on the back of er head

[umbral ingot]

I wish

But my dad would kill me

[stiff agate]

.-.

I wass gonna suggest beating him up but ur a twink

Sooo

[molten topaz]

because of rats

[molten topaz]

isn't it

like

to hard

[timber hinge]

Greetings

[white raft]

hi friends

[meager patrol]

hello benry

[white raft]

hi @meager patrol new pfp

[meager patrol]

trough nitro

yes

[pseudo hinge]

reasonable crashout

[worldly rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/622322275483385867.webp?size=240&animated=true

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-sunflower-pvz-plantsvszombies-plantas-contra-zombis-gif-15856275596970798632

[worldly rose]

I read some eldritch horror and now I gotta distract myself to sleep xD

[meager patrol]

let me annoy you

than you will be awake the whole night

if you want

[worldly rose]

Great plan 🤔

You better sleep though

[meager patrol]

meh

nightime is better

so

im gonna enjoy it

[worldly rose]

I like nighttime but I prefer my health, usually

[pseudo hinge]

I prefer doing whatever

[meager patrol]

you are a hoi 4 player

and you code

what health?

[worldly rose]

news flash: I sometimes go outside

[meager patrol]

lies

we are all trapped in chaks basemant

[pseudo hinge]

I work out 5 times a week

[meager patrol]

and tbh its great here

[royal mantle]

he has grass time

[meager patrol]

ohhh alright

lucky

[worldly rose]

I just imagine a tiny patch of artificial grass

[royal mantle]

nono its the real stuff

its just a 30cm x 30cm plot though

[meager patrol]

That is generous

[keen bough]

🐴

[carmine dew]

i dont know if thi is the right channel to ask this but is there any public knowledge of when the next sale happens for hoi4?

im pretty broke and would like to get the game but only have 25 dollars on my steam account

[keen bough]

Spring sale will likely be the next sale for the game

[carmine dew]

thanks, thats what I was thinking. Just wanted to confirm since its not said anywhere.

[keen bough]

Steam's season sales, Black Friday and other holiday sales are usually when Hearts of Iron 4 goes on sale

[meager patrol]

Lets hope so

I just returned a dlc for that

[shadow spire]

Helloo off-topic

[keen bough]

[hearty totem]

Damn

[plucky shale]

Meow

Ill have German class now and im sleepy hmpf

[vocal fiber]

Meow :3

[fringe tree]

Skibidi toilet!!! Skibidi toilet!!!

[fringe tree]

Ohio rizzled! Ohio rizzler!!!

[fringe tree]

Now then where do I find the Skibidi toilet Hoi4 mod?

[lament timber]

Rule 2 and Rule 5

That image breaks them both

[fringe tree]

New record then, I must surely find an image that breaks atleast 5 rules all simultaneously

[frail fable]

and get banned? 👀

[lament timber]

And get banned lmao

Doesnt seem very smart

[frail fable]

you could get away with a few i suppose

but common sense is stuff like doxxing/impersonation etc so youd get banned for that

[fringe tree]

Obviously not just so I can beat the record In the Hoi4 Discord 💅✨️

[frail fable]

theres no record

[fringe tree]

Obviously I wouldn't know anyone whom would want to do that 💀

[fringe tree]

Wait it has already been beaten!?

[lament timber]

Relatable

[harsh mist]

"seems safe to post the entire underacted client list"

[zinc island]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7yJwgAf6AIU?si=eEWllqyj_96YzEF_

[zinc island]

Imagine you live on the border between China and North Korea 😭🙏

[frail fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517760961570930721/1383165868099244102/pokes_you.gif

[visual ice]

Happy new year

[frail fable]

no nazi flags/imagery, no controversial figures #server-rules

[umbral ingot]

so yesterday I saw the anarchists have a good shot at winning but nvm

[stiff agate]

yeah

carlists can win

or

eternal civil war!!!!

[stiff agate]

right

no whatever that is

[latent heath]

what

what is this thing

[frail fable]

dont bypass the filter.

[latent heath]

what do you mean this person lives in the DPRK???

And theyre a Hoi4 player...

apparently unemployed

but only 27 achievements...

in hoi4...

[gentle cave]

they should add more spains in the war

or maybe four portugals that also declare war on all spains

[pseudo hinge]

Thats more hours than me

[umbral ingot]

hehehehe

Italy you are next

[pseudo hinge]

💪

[umbral ingot]

speak yo truth

[gentle cave]

where is femgaria

or is it femgary

[umbral ingot]

there should be a way for the republicans to fracture into another civil war after the anarchists succede

[umbral ingot]

Hungary

[gentle cave]

certainly one of the countries in europe

[umbral ingot]

[latent heath]

same

@umbral ingot dont forget posting teto today

[umbral ingot]

I usually post it around the evening

or at midnight

depends on how I am feeling

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-luigi-hatsune-miku-miku-teto-gif-14822580778231932947

HELO?

what

how

peak faction

HOW DID ESTONIA PUPPET SWIZTERLAND

[worldly rose]

🤔

[gentle cave]

bro the new china stuff is cool but what the hell i do if ONE warlord refuses to submit

[umbral ingot]

hey Germany so remember when you wanted to declare war on me

[gentle cave]

how do i remove from faction

[umbral ingot]

come at me bro

[gentle cave]

and murder them

[white raft]

good job friend

[umbral ingot]

diplomatic decisions I guess

remove from faction is the button

[gentle cave]

aight

[umbral ingot]

I wont destroy you Germany, trust trust

hey Germany remember when I had Silesia-

POLAND JOINED THE AMERICAN COMONWEALTH?

HUUH

Poland is ruled by a Hasburg

and joined the american faction

btw Britain is communist and France is also going communist while Germany is also communist... wait why is all of western europe going communist and the east monarchy

Russia went tzarist

Italy is ALSO communist

and why is Portugal at war with the american faction

[latent heath]

because they probably were the only facists in europe or something

[umbral ingot]

does Swizterland always get puppeted by a fascist nation when they go fascist colaborationist

[latent heath]

yes

[umbral ingot]

crazy how there is no one else but Estonia LOL

[latent heath]

if germany isnt facist they will turn to italy for example

[umbral ingot]

Germany declared on Bulgaria and I am bout to finish reforming the Central powers

this couldn't have been more perfect

THEIR BORDER IS WIDE OPEN AND I AM IN THE WAR

[latent heath]

VICTORY IS AT OUR HAND

[umbral ingot]

well this is funny

hehehehhe

[latent heath]

very happy apparently

[urban shore]

what universe is this

[latent heath]

ours

[zinc island]

W Austria

Killing communists in Hoi4 is something I can get behind

[urban shore]

yeah that's like a big percentage of hoi4's playerbase

[zinc island]

80% of Hoi4 fans are either Femboys and/or Nazis

The other 20% are vaguely human

Idk

[urban shore]

yeah what i mean

[umbral ingot]

victory is at our doorstep

but I gotta go so

I will finish off Germany when I come back

Germany declared war on Poland and with that the American faction btw

I have 50% of the score though

so

gonna annex everything

[tawdry maple]

U gotta larp the peace deal

Trust me

[umbral ingot]

True

[night laurel]

@indigo talon is there anything specific you want me to improve

[meager patrol]

Good morning

🥱

[stiff agate]

whats with the pfp

[amber crest]

How is everyone doing this morning

[stiff agate]

its a morning

[meager patrol]

Its me

[amber crest]

In Vermont yes

[meager patrol]

For me

Yes

[tawdry maple]

devastating losses

[frail fable]

is this the new hoi game

[tawdry maple]

yeAH

playing as the german ww1 army against skeltons

skeletons

[molten anchor]

guys I need help please

I have dlc that gives me rally the wehrmacht focus but I still don't have (An alliance with the shade) focus

[worldly rose]

Do you own the Gotterdammerung DLC

[molten anchor]

yes

[worldly rose]

Then you might not have it since they reworked Germany in that

[molten anchor]

I was trying to bring back princess victoria of Prussia to be the leader but I discovered that I need this focus and now I can't do it.

[worldly rose]

There is probably an equivalent in the new tree but idk what

[molten anchor]

Okay, thanks for letting me know

[keen bough]

[hasty estuary]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAlSTxdXcAARorK.mp4

[night laurel]

@indigo talon

[tardy nexus]

hello

[worldly rose]

Welcome

[meager patrol]

Maaariiiijn

[tardy nexus]

i'm new

[worldly rose]

Hey Flowiiii

[meager patrol]

Sweetie

[worldly rose]

We see, TNO tag too 👀

[worldly rose]

What are you uuuup to?

[tardy nexus]

i meant new to the server

[worldly rose]

mhm mhm

[meager patrol]

Playing deltarune

And simping for ralsei

U?

[worldly rose]

Watching YT and simping for eldritch husbandos waifus

[amber crest]

I’m at work but I was playing Stainless steel earlier

[worldly rose]

Whats that?

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-16777119058470997423

[worldly rose]

Also prepped for 8 hour car journey tomorrow

Got 3 movies and 2 books on my phone, updated my music library...
Got snacks, drinks...

[meager patrol]

You gotta cook 1 hour Before departure 7 Cutlets

[meager patrol]

add me to the list

[worldly rose]

The snack list?

https://tenor.com/view/chomp-bite-arm-gif-7083692912057941766

[amber crest]

Mod for total war Medivial 2

[meager patrol]

[amber crest]

One of the most famous total war mods and probably the best Medivial era one

[meager patrol]

You are already on my snack list

[amber crest]

I’m playing the Byzantine empire in the 1220 start date and instead going for Constantinople which is occupied by the 4th crusade I’m reconquering Anatolia from the Sultanate of Rum

So I can have a economic base

Rn I have retaken half of Rum controlled Anatolia (Ankara, Konya, Sinope and Isparta)

Next stop Kaseri

[meager patrol]

[vocal fiber]

Flowtato has returned?

[white raft]

hi friends

[meager patrol]

this is a rulebreak

[Rule 5 - Appropriate Content]
⮞ Keep all content and symbols appropriate for all ages and avoid any sexually explicit or politically charged material.

[vocal fiber]

Flowtato sniper

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-stewie-griffin-gif-23481779

[meager patrol]

Yes

Only for 3 days tough

[hasty estuary]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAlSTxdXcAARorK.mp4

[analog roost]

poland larping generalgoveurnement territories

[amber crest]

Who you playing as in eu4

[analog roost]

branderburg

[amber crest]

Interesting

[amber crest]

I usually main Savoy

[white raft]

is this eu5

[analog roost]

stettin is a vassal too

[analog roost]

i wish 💔

[amber crest]

Savoy my beloved

[white raft]

im playing eu5 rn :3

[analog roost]

savoy is funny too ngl

[amber crest]

I’m gonna go home and continue my stainless steel Byzantine campaign

[analog roost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-CCdEpwpBbiczWOA7TV

[amber crest]

Like their roster better than vanilla

If I can survive till the 1500s I get cannons and musketeers

[analog roost]

ottomans just annnexed the low don 💔

welp

hisn kayfa became a little armenia

they legit migrated.

[amber crest]

I have to worry about the Mongols in my game though

[analog roost]

me about burgundy actually cooking lol, and they got stuart as kings dunno how

[amber crest]

Kingdom of Scotland-Burgundy when?

[analog roost]

now

[amber crest]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_I_Laskaris
the Byzantine leader in my current campaign

He is still alive

[analog roost]

just declared again on them, may god have mercy on them fr

shisssssss thye refused to join the ally war lol

L

[amber crest]

No Jagillion?

[analog roost]

they have lithuania as a PU

dunno what happened

ok no they entered, and they getting clapped

and lithuania just got 80% liberty desire because poland got no army, no economy lol and they wont help them out

[amber crest]

Still my favorite moment in that Medivial 2 mod I made

[analog roost]

fav moment.

[amber crest]

What did Cassidy do in that campaign after I retook Anatolia think she held out against repeated Mongolian attacks

[analog roost]

big F.

bohemia got that brest litovsk treaty vibe

[zinc island]

Humanity sickens me every day

[zinc island]

Holy Brandenburg

[sonic radish]

@echo sedge

I know what u did

u watched like a 10 kin vid

and now ur suddenly an expert

[echo sedge]

I didnt even watch a vid

[tawdry maple]

peak

[sonic radish]

k so state planned economy one party and no private property state assigned housing and stuff

[echo sedge]

Karl marx defines communism as a stateless, classless, currencyless society where mop is owned by the workers

[tawdry maple]

my only losses were a diversion attack to prepare defense

[echo sedge]

Thats just leninisn

[sonic radish]

I didn't know you were like that

disrespecting friedrich engels

[echo sedge]

Thats not even communism thats just goberment do thing

[sonic radish]

would u rather have maoism?

[echo sedge]

Im not a marxist leninist🙏🙏🙏🙏

[sonic radish]

are you a trotskyist?

[echo sedge]

Trotskyists are marxist leninists

[sonic radish]

trotskyite plot mentioned btw

[sonic radish]

fair enough

are u andropovist?

and u chernenkoist?

[echo sedge]

Id find a planned economy prefferable to a market economy but thats it

[sonic radish]

a mix of both would be nice

way more taxes

[echo sedge]

So social democracy?

[sonic radish]

but way more benefits

[sonic radish]

kinda ye

but u need Capaldi leaders

[echo sedge]

Wait till you hear about wage labor

[sonic radish]

capable

name got censored

but

the only black us president would be nice

[echo sedge]

Market economies are usually imperialist and exploitative anyways

[echo sedge]

He bombed children

Like

[sonic radish]

it stimulates growth

[echo sedge]

Like many others but still

[echo sedge]

Where is this growth coming from?

[sonic radish]

ppl

state planned economy only works if gvt knows everything

perfectly

[echo sedge]

I dont like commodity production

[sonic radish]

down to the last minute detail

[echo sedge]

How have markets worked?

[echo sedge]

Literally no?

[sonic radish]

laissez faire

[sonic radish]

I mean growth can only happen if

[echo sedge]

How do you define growth?

[sonic radish]

and I mean growth comparable to capitalist eco

[sonic radish]

better quality of life

not gdp

cuz I mean how would heavy industry benefit ppl

In a day to day basis

soviet economy was like mainly heavy industry

industry*

not eco

[echo sedge]

Idk africa and south america along with west and south asia is capitalist and most (other than india) hasnt seen growth in many years because everyone steals their resources and uses them for cheap labor

[sonic radish]

Africa is basically still colonized

[echo sedge]

Yeah true

[sonic radish]

economically

[vocal fiber]

Yippee
Someone is stealing a car in front of my house

[sonic radish]

sa is like idk

poor management ig

look at Venezuela

50% of known gold reserves

[echo sedge]

And now you have a us backed dictator in office

[sonic radish]

largest oil reserve

yet their eco is in shambles

[sonic radish]

ye

[echo sedge]

I dont want someone else managing their economy for them

[sonic radish]

anyways ima go now

[echo sedge]

Ofc oil and gold isnt everything for an economy

[umbral ingot]

Day 246 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

Yes I did post it at midnight again

[zinc island]

Everyday I wake up and know I'll die alone
Half by choice (I'm AROACE and psychologically unable to have real attachments)
Half because I would get pets but house animals are scared of me for whatever reason
Doesn't matter if rabbit, cat, dog and so on they don't like being near me

And weirdly enough I'm fine with that

[zinc island]

No matter what time zone you in it ain't midnight ;3

Not yet

1 more minute for UTC +2

[worldly rose]

You can bribe animal with food to get a tiny bit of trust you can then expand

[zinc island]

Oh I've tried that

[latent heath]

@meager patrol teto has apparently replaced you...

[zinc island]

Someone told me once that animals are a great judge of character

[worldly rose]

Eeeeeeeeh

🤔

[umbral ingot]

@meager patrol omg Teto Flowi is back

[zinc island]

Imagine you're an empath and you can sense everybody's emotions

And then there's me

Who doesn't really have emotions

[worldly rose]

I mean, how you treat animals shows character, but the animals themselves I don't expect to be very accurate judges

[umbral ingot]

Animals love me

Does that mean something

[zinc island]

I give food
I give space

[meager patrol]

Flowtato

[worldly rose]

Only a few parrots have been relatively nice other than that our cats and dogs find me relatively scary xD

[worldly rose]

There was one really weird instance in Germany where I was walking across a square and one of those large parrot species randomly landed on my arm, someone had brought it to the square for some reason

[zinc island]

Noice

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beg-pat-touch-gif-7820118

[worldly rose]

One of the recent times I was in Hungary we stumbled upon a square of drifting old cars, was kinda cool too

[worldly rose]

[meager patrol]

😊

[worldly rose]

Ive been thinking for hours if Im forgetting to take something on my trip

[meager patrol]

You forgot me

Put me into your snack box

[zinc island]

Le wut

[worldly rose]

Sorry, no place, I got waffles and eierkoek in it

[meager patrol]

😔

[worldly rose]

we driving by van, its not incredibly fuel efficient but my dad is gifting our chickens to the neighbor and its so nice when you can actually move your legs inside the car on an 8-hour drive

[worldly rose]

You're like the furthest part of Germany xD

[meager patrol]

You forgot

Im under your bed

[worldly rose]

Id notice breathing from that close

[zinc island]

Same tbh

Me and flowey flowey probably neighbors or some shit

[worldly rose]

Would you be willing to say which province you are in?

🤔

[zinc island]

Sachsen-Anhalt

Saxony Anhalt

The most forgotten state

So forgotten that when I ask other Germans "what's the most forgotten state" they forget it exists

[devout dagger]

Germany is so cool I wish it was real

[meager patrol]

People say that if the light went out they wouldnt notice i am in the room

[zinc island]

Sachsen Anhalt is the Epitome of "Nothing ever Happens"
Because nothing happens here

[zinc island]

I wish it wasn't sometimes

[meager patrol]

I breath too quite

[zinc island]

Too many taxes to file

[zinc island]

I don't believe it blud

[worldly rose]

Netherlands cooler

[devout dagger]

I’ve been to both, they’re nice countries

[vocal fiber]

Yeah waffles 🤤

[worldly rose]

Very unhealthy but doesnt spoil quick since theyre individually packed

[meager patrol]

You better

[meager patrol]

These yummy waffles with Honey in the middle

These are the best

[vocal fiber]

Who cares?
Today I went to my childhood "restaurant", it's not really a conventional restaurant, they only serve hotdogs and similar
That food can give you obesity if you eat too much

And too much it's 3

[zinc island]

Hotdogs good

Good German food ngl

Or Austrian

Depending on who you ask

Did you know Croissants are actually Austrian?

[stiff agate]

Vampires dont breath at all!

Thus im undetectable

[zinc island]

Which is why I have garlic in my room

:3

[stiff agate]

Ha

It just makes u more tasty

[zinc island]

Well good luck

There's no blood in my veins

Only liquid Mercury

[worldly rose]

smh why was the first thought hurting the vampire

[analog roost]

only microplastics

[zinc island]

Those have long since fused with the liquid Mercury

[stiff agate]

And

If it gives u life

Or function

[zinc island]

It doesn't

[stiff agate]

I can drink it

[analog roost]

do you eat uranium?

[stiff agate]

Ur moving thus something must give u function and I will drink it!

[zinc island]

I am a blob of flesh, attached to some very long wires encased in an Endo skeleton that is encased in muscles and skin

[zinc island]

You will not drink my Desire to be a nuisance to everyone thank you

Besides my soul is immortal

So I'm gonna come back to life
Eventually

In like a day or 2

[worldly rose]

😭 vampires gonna die from accumulated microplastics and PFAS

[zinc island]

Or the lead in my tap water ngl (it gives such a nice flavor)

There isn't actually lead in my tap water dw

I mix it in myself

:3

(in this weird roleplay-but-not-roleplay-esque thing not irl dw)

[worldly rose]

I love heavy metal! (Drinking lead)

(hope nobody will suffer such a fate 😔 )

[devout dagger]

Heavy metal? Yeah bro what did you expect it to be, weightless?

[willow dove]

Heavy metal? Yeah, most metal is heavy

[worldly rose]

Anyway, good night 🥱

[meager patrol]

Nighty night

maybe i will go up to your bed tonight

[amber crest]

Got Anatolia back

[nova lichen]

We wanna be like young werther when we grow up like the sensitive young men we are right guys

[severe cedar]

@frail fable @fast walrus

I saw this shit twice in SumZer0's discord Server so I know this is a scam

Thanks yandere

[amber crest]

Constantinople has been reclaimed from the Latins

now to take back the Balkans

[empty yacht]

Let's all get off discord

[shadow spire]

Hello

[white raft]

hi @shadow spire

[meager patrol]

Hello silly goobers

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-general-grievous-time-to-abandon-ship-leaving-time-to-leave-gif-22874851

[uncut wolf]

Off topic

[shadow spire]

Hi