off-topic

[white raft]

chocolate

[molten topaz]

,

but they die

isn't it opposite of romantic

only time i gifted flowers was on funeral

[white raft]

if you put the flowers in a vase of water they can live for weeks

[molten topaz]

but they aren't memorial

it just grass

for me atleast

[white raft]

i mean what else can you do? get chocolate or a valentines card

go on a date

[molten topaz]

what is valentines card

it will be my 1st valentines day with someone

like

never cared about it

[white raft]

It's a card you give someone that tells them how much you love them

[static grotto]

has anyone here played Pax Historica? feels like hoi4 but way less immersive https://www.paxhistoria.co/games

[molten topaz]

Why i can't tell it

[molten topaz]

Thanks ig

[white raft]

because you can tell it once but with a card she can look at it every day

[molten topaz]

Hmmm

Makes sense ig

[molten topaz]

But why so much

Like

Husband and matt

In one card

Why not choose one describe

[meager patrol]

Soooooo boring

[meager patrol]

Bc than there would be 100 quintillion cards

And bc most of this is true

[white raft]

i have no idea thats literally the first image i found for a valentines card

[timid heron]

i remember about 2 years ago then i was still in an normal school when i cooked my presentation grade with a presentation about freaking paradox

[meager patrol]

Your lover is your best memories, your soulmate, Your love your hero

[meager patrol]

Filter bypass

Im gonna go and collect your kidneys

[timid heron]

mario stole them already

[meager patrol]

One of your lungs

[white raft]

if i say freaking instead of the f word is that still a filter bypass

[timid heron]

sold for a RAM upgrade for my main PC

[meager patrol]

No

[meager patrol]

But its still better to remove it

[timid heron]

happy?

[meager patrol]

Yep

[timid heron]

why is the F word even there as a filtered word. its one of the softer swears.

[molten topaz]

U can take mine if u want

But they're filthy

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-mesmerizer-what-silly-gif-12440918322301526202

[umbral ingot]

me when

uhm

when

me when no pink pepsi at the store

[molten topaz]

Than go pipeline monster

[umbral ingot]

well

it makes me hyperactive and I take pink pepsi at school

I do take monsters in the weekend when I can :3

[molten topaz]

I wish to get hyperactive

Ig it will make head doing head stuff

[molten topaz]

So do u need them?

[molten topaz]

Is school a key factor or wha

[umbral ingot]

key tastes better then bread

wait no-

BREAD TASTES BETTER THEN-

forget it

I am too dyslexic for this

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-2766445355196647211

[meager patrol]

I need cuddles

[molten topaz]

I am not marijn to give them to u

[meager patrol]

Sad

[molten topaz]

Actually rt56 India is dropped

[molten topaz]

Yes

Eventually I probably should go sleep

Bcs I am thinking alot more than during the morning

[vocal fiber]

You made me remember a funny thing in Spanish 😂

[meager patrol]

Gn

[vocal fiber]

A rhyme

[molten topaz]

Sounds interesting

[molten topaz]

And what is it

[vocal fiber]

It loses the fun part in English

But basically, As Vladimir said, a je***** and to sleep

And in Spanish Vladimir and sleep rhyme

"Vladimir, dormir"

[molten topaz]

Ma** what is it

[vocal fiber]

+18

[molten topaz]

Is it in english

?

[vocal fiber]

Wait, it's not translated to that 😂

[zinc island]

I just got sent a frickin pregnant with 13 video compilation
Imma go get drunk

This shit has to be unreal

[vocal fiber]

That word is "jerk"

[molten topaz]

But written with one letter replaced ig

[vocal fiber]

And when you unpower a light bulb

[molten topaz]

Sounds like smth that feels wrong

Why should doing this to fall asleep

[vocal fiber]

It's complicated to translate and not getting banned 😂

[vocal fiber]

It's after

You do it and fall asleep

[meager patrol]

Some things are better if you let them be

[molten topaz]

Bruh

Sounds gross

[vocal fiber]

I know

We are very dumb

[molten topaz]

Nah ig it's part of like inappropriate jokes

Between elder people

Not like dumb

[white raft]

@molten topaz what do you call a cow with no legs

[vocal fiber]

There is a joke about "Teto" and not kanase Teto

[molten topaz]

Cow

[vocal fiber]

It's another thing

[white raft]

ground beef

[meager patrol]

🤣

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-vane-lily-harlequin-contraption-laugh-gif-8183124694054509715

[vocal fiber]

What do you call a Chinese with a camera?

Fil Ming

[molten topaz]

Ig

You are really close to rule braking

Even for Troubodour

[vocal fiber]

Yeah

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

[white raft]

nobody knows

[vocal fiber]

Shit

[white raft]

what do you call a cow with 3 legs

[vocal fiber]

@meager patrol
May I make a joke about you?

[molten topaz]

Cow

It's still a cow even if u change count of her parts

[meager patrol]

[vocal fiber]

I heard that you bring pencils to dates
Is that just in case you need to draw attention?

[white raft]

lean beef

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-head-pat-cute-pookie-gif-17853804023087737956

[white raft]

what do you call a fish with no eyes

[vocal fiber]

Fsh

[white raft]

fsh

[molten topaz]

Wha

No sense to me

[white raft]

eyes sounds like I's, like the letter i

fish without any i = fsh

[vocal fiber]

"I" is pronounced exactly like "eye"

[molten topaz]

Oh

Thanks

Ow I won't get asleep

Now*

[vocal fiber]

@meager patrol

[vocal fiber]

Good night everybody

[white raft]

gn

[meager patrol]

Im in the mood for a horror movie

[meager patrol]

Gn

[hasty estuary]

night night

[meager patrol]

Gn!

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-176320316440945701

[stiff agate]

Did ya watch it

[white raft]

good morning

[stiff agate]

Its 1 am for me

Soo goodmorning to you

I asume ur american

[old stirrup]

Sup

Man. what is this design.

[meager patrol]

Im watching it rn

But its not scary

Sadly

[stiff agate]

What ya even watching

[meager patrol]

Scary movie

[stiff agate]

.-.

Its not supposed to be scarry

[meager patrol]

I noticed it

[stiff agate]

U

Thought

It was supposed to be scary

[meager patrol]

Yeah

Sadly it isnt

[stiff agate]

...

....

.....

Sigh

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-boom-thoughts-anime-girl-boom-thoughts-gif-3847619567883703209

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211397568180125696/1160280643289219132/absence_of_god.gif

[meager patrol]

Sigh

Why cant flowi do anything right

[stiff agate]

Flowi

[meager patrol]

Peachy

[stiff agate]

Why did you think the globally acclaimed COMEDY scary movie would be scary

No scary movie calls itself scary movie

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-dumb-gif-26405603

[stiff agate]

How about we go to sleep

[white raft]

its 7 pm

[meager patrol]

No thanks

[meager patrol]

2am for europeans

Anyways

Night time is so boringggggggg

Nobody is online

[stiff agate]

Thats why u should sleep

Tbh i like human made wonders

[worldly rose]

Good noot

[meager patrol]

But night time is so much better

[stiff agate]

I had entirely way too much nature

[meager patrol]

And now the sweetest human on earth goes to bed

😔

[worldly rose]

🛌

[meager patrol]

Gn

[worldly rose]

Honk mimimimimi

xd

[meager patrol]

I will be under your bed

Or maybe crawl in it

😀

[worldly rose]

Anyway im about to pass out, good noot

[meager patrol]

Gn!

[stiff agate]

Goodnight

[white raft]

go to sleep

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-ralsei-eepy-boi-timolotl-goodnight-ralsei-gif-16428650981456571428

Gn everyone

[white raft]

gn

[amber crest]

Good night for me too soon

[white raft]

its only 7 pm

[plain wadi]

It used to be so funny

Did Stalin purge them

[meager patrol]

Read the rules and pls no filter bypasses

[plain wadi]

Do we have to be redditors

[meager patrol]

and i will not Engage in this conversation anymore

[amber crest]

8:35 pm where I’m at

[zinc island]

Someone made an edit about the fictional nation I roleplayed as (different server) 😭🙏

It's pretty loud

[safe saffron]

Why I have ur friend who r u

[molten topaz]

Gm

[molten topaz]

It's Al

[zinc island]

Lucky you

[meager patrol]

Gm

[vocal fiber]

Good morning

[molten topaz]

Gm

[molten topaz]

Gm

[meager patrol]

Gm

[meager patrol]

Gm

[mint wagon]

Gm

[meager patrol]

Beautiful

[molten topaz]

Beautiful landscape

Imagine here huge walmart

[meager patrol]

And destroy one of the mauntains for the Parking spaces

[molten topaz]

Yes

Absolutely

And some comie blocks around

To do max combo

[meager patrol]

Even more beautiful

[worldly rose]

[meager patrol]

Hello sweetie

[worldly rose]

Hello lady Flowi

[meager patrol]

Hru?

[zinc island]

hi

[worldly rose]

[worldly rose]

Slowly awakening hbu

[zinc island]

Is there anyone in authority who can help me with something?

[meager patrol]

Im alright

[zinc island]

I apologize if I have offended you.

[worldly rose]

DM @stray sorrel to open a moderation ticket

[zinc island]

okey thanks

[zinc island]

i send

[old stirrup]

Hello

[white raft]

hiya

[worldly rose]

[old stirrup]

h o r s e

oh, and elephants lol

[stiff agate]

id behead you if I could

what other choice do you have

[meager patrol]

what I wouldn't do for Ralsei to come to life

why?

[umbral ingot]

Why is that word blacklisted

Steam and Valve is the ONLY gaming company that truly cares about gamers

[stiff agate]

like

it only takes

1-3 fps

[umbral ingot]

So your pc is shit

[stiff agate]

🙏 blud has only 6 fps

dont blame steam blame your pc

[umbral ingot]

I have a shit pc too but I know steam aint taking much from it

[stiff agate]

would be better of playng in power point 🙏

[umbral ingot]

LMAO

fr

[amber crest]

Big Al

[molten topaz]

Hi everyone

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-hi-utau-gif-2672793753065773887

[meager patrol]

Idk

But ralsei is cute

[molten topaz]

Meh

[meager patrol]

Hello

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ralsei-chapter-4-deltarune-ralsei-chapter-4-deltarune-chapter-4-gif-233611337266517370

[molten topaz]

Can't see anything cute

Sorry

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-annoyed-angry-i-will-end-you-gif-11895530

[vocal fiber]

Hi

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/try-it-alex-engvid-try-it-again-try-once-more-gif-23850586

[amber crest]

Good morning chat

[vocal fiber]

Good morning

[molten topaz]

Hi

[meager patrol]

stabs marijn

[molten topaz]

But why him

[vocal fiber]

Be happy she didn't stab you

[meager patrol]

stabs meluchipower

[molten topaz]

Idc

I only now used my medicine

[meager patrol]

stabs teto Obsession untill his medicine is empty

[molten topaz]

Kekw

How your day went so far?

[meager patrol]

Its been great

Yours?

[vocal fiber]

I can't feel my legs

[molten topaz]

Ig fine

[molten topaz]

Since I woke up at 10 went out with dogo

Played some games

And took a nap

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/female-singer-love-live-anime-school-idol-project-movie-sticking-tongue-out-gif-14918395261699057771

[molten topaz]

Vroooooom

[pseudo hinge]

vroom vroom

[molten topaz]

Why?

[vocal fiber]

Skiing

[meager patrol]

I have been playing deltarune the whole day

[white raft]

wow you got a whole 10 hours of sleep

that's pretty good

[vocal fiber]

It's not because you stabbed me

[meager patrol]

And making ralsei compliments ingame

[meager patrol]

😔

[molten topaz]

Cool ig

[vocal fiber]

Remember I can't feel pain

And I'm still a bit drunk

From yesterday

[meager patrol]

Aha

[white raft]

hmmmm time to get up

ive been laying in bed for like 3 hours

[molten topaz]

Alcoholic...

[sturdy portal]

Thank you for your likes :3

The dopamine has been released

[molten topaz]

:3

[sturdy portal]

:3

[meager patrol]

:3

[amber crest]

Thats average for me

[white raft]

incredible

[molten topaz]

How

Me schedule is like one day 2h

Than 1 day 11h

Afterwards no sleep at all

[molten topaz]

Are u a wizard?

[amber crest]

Honestly I don’t know

[vocal fiber]

No

:3

[meager patrol]

Yes you are

[molten topaz]

Yes u are

[timid heron]

i DONT think that this is normal- ESPECIALLY if it makes a CRACK sound everytime i do it-

[molten topaz]

Ig it is normal

[timid heron]

it did not happen before i fell wierdly on my hand-

[vocal fiber]

No :3

[vocal fiber]

What?
The finger?

[molten topaz]

Idk i can crack with all my fingers

And wrist with neck to

[timid heron]

i meant the fact that the fingers crack BACKWARDS

[molten topaz]

Wait for 2 days

If it gets worst

Go to doctor

[meager patrol]

Yes

[worldly rose]

I agree with Flowi

[molten topaz]

About Meluchi being alcoholic?

[worldly rose]

Yes :3

[molten topaz]

:3

[meager patrol]

:3

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[molten topaz]

How are u

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-cute-gif-24949784

[worldly rose]

Chilling next to my space heater

[safe saffron]

Ohhh

[molten topaz]

Cool ig

[molten topaz]

Hi

[safe saffron]

Hi

[vocal fiber]

No :3

@worldly rose
Very normal

[hot ember]

IS THAT A FINGEr

OMFG

[meager patrol]

Yes

;3

[molten topaz]

Write 3 excuses why u are not alcoholic

:3

[hasty estuary]

:3

[vocal fiber]

I'm not drinking
I only like vodka, nothing more
When I drink I never drink more than 3 or 4 shots

:3

[molten topaz]

1. What addictive would say
2. Are u Slavic for any chance?
3. False

Vodka properly must be drinked from 200g glasses

Kekw

[vocal fiber]

1 what do you mean?
2 No, Spanish
3 No

[white raft]

1. tastes like piss
2. hurts my head
3. too expensive

[vocal fiber]

And remember that Spain has a stronger schnapps that Russia
Absenta 89,9% alcohol

[molten topaz]

Truth

[molten topaz]

That's why vodka isn't for shots

For 200g glasses

[white sleet]

bruh

[vocal fiber]

Depending on the day

I remember one day I stayed awake all night and we played poker, street fighters and catan, while getting shots

[zinc island]

1. drinking interferes badly with my mental disorder
2. Taste is meh at best
3. I have stupider things to spend my money on

[lethal sierra]

Boy I sure love the Finnish democratic republic!

[calm token]

Horrible borders

[vocal fiber]

Someone: Perfection doesn't exists
Perfection:

[safe saffron]

Perfection:

https://tenor.com/view/british-hong-kong-uk-hong-kong-china-flag-gif-6225359605036512159

[meager patrol]

How did you defeat Luxembourg?

[vocal fiber]

173920402728402936482 nukes
17364729103846581583 thermonukes
8274719048580019305981730184791 airplanes
♾️ Manpower tanks and guns
And praying to Chak

And look the time in the game

[timid heron]

yep

[molten topaz]

3 is strange one

bcs probably u wasted money on hoi4

[meager patrol]

You must give a sacrefice to chak

I used tobias

[spice wraith]

everyone and their mother is playing russia

[molten topaz]

they are funny

because devs glaze them

[timid heron]

because it was beginning to hurt i already had gone to the doctor, turns out i had a dislocated finger 🤣 😭

[vocal fiber]

Talking about Tobias
Do you know anything about what happened to him?

[molten topaz]

how bad it is?

[vocal fiber]

BMPT

[timid heron]

its fine now cause he straightened it

by putting the joint back in

[molten topaz]

than u fine

that's cool

[zinc island]

Fueling my Warhammer40k addiction

[timid heron]

the fact my high pain tolerance could have had it stay that way for 3 days is both funny and horrifying- 😭😂

[molten topaz]

ig yes

[vocal fiber]

Trying to do the achievement?

Or playing for fun?

[molten topaz]

nah

fo fun

[meager patrol]

Like i said

No

[vocal fiber]

Well

Let's hope he's ok

[meager patrol]

But i think he is gone bc of mental problems

[molten topaz]

first time seeng 6 research slots

[molten topaz]

oh

hope he is fine

[meager patrol]

Yes

But im just guessing

[molten patio]

When do yall think will the next hoi4 sale be?

[meager patrol]

Ig the summer sale

Every major game goes on sale there

[molten topaz]

spring sales in steam

probably

[molten patio]

They wait at most 3 months for a sale and at least 1 Month

From their history

Of sales

[wary tinsel]

canons are waste of ic

4xHMG is better

[molten topaz]

i am researching them for mio exp

i am to lazy to project outdated frame

and produce it

ig ai hates player hard

[umbral ingot]

Just learned that the easiest fascist path is uk

Conquered the entire world in a hour

When I didn't even mean to

But I got declared on by the little entente so

Easy win in 1938

[molten topaz]

sounds cool

for me easiest path is hist germany

[umbral ingot]

Day 235 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[vocal fiber]

SO CUTE

[meager patrol]

Me after i drank @worldly rose blood

[vocal fiber]

Now you are a vampire

[umbral ingot]

So you are a vampire too? :O

[worldly rose]

Well, that is my type

It'd explain Flowi's comments

xD

[umbral ingot]

Makes sense

[meager patrol]

hungary is actualy fun

(this time)

[molten topaz]

cute

[worldly rose]

🔥

[molten topaz]

it looks manageable

[meager patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funimation-vanitas-no-carte-the-case-study-of-karte-lrMUMn9lnpaJDsvP0u

[meager patrol]

It is

[molten topaz]

best thing ever

[meager patrol]

Suprisingly italys divisions have low Organisation and low supply

[umbral ingot]

Yes Hungary best nation true

[molten topaz]

their start template is 6inf bats

so yes

makes sense

[meager patrol]

I like romania too

[umbral ingot]

Worst nation

[molten topaz]

4th german spy who is destroying planing bonuses

italy planes

[worldly rose]

In HOI or general?

[molten topaz]

not worst

Vanila China is still a thing

[umbral ingot]

Both

Hungary bad irl too but in hoi4 I like them

[worldly rose]

Hungary isnt too bad for vacation, they got good food

but there is practically nothing to do except do walks through nature and eat

[meager patrol]

I was there one time

The Bread rolls where bad

[worldly rose]

📝

[meager patrol]

Chewy

[worldly rose]

Havent gone in a while, its far and France is better in basically all ways except for the food

[meager patrol]

True

[molten topaz]

yay south advance

yay won the race

[vocal fiber]

Escargot be like

[meager patrol]

When i was im france everything i ate was self brought and self made

After i ate one evening out

[molten topaz]

pure Italian chunk

[meager patrol]

I couldnt eat anything else

[white raft]

@molten topaz whats your favorite balkan country

wait i meant to ask @umbral ingot

[meager patrol]

Hii benryyy

[white raft]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[meager patrol]

Hru???

[white raft]

i feel sick

my head hurts

[molten topaz]

Latvia

Bulgaria is most op

compliance bonuses are op

[white raft]

my favorite baltic country is Estonia

[molten topaz]

in hoi best is Lithuania

[meager patrol]

Oh no

[molten topaz]

only because of cores

[meager patrol]

Lots of love from flowi

[molten topaz]

ig i hate Ethiopia

only way

[umbral ingot]

Austria-Hungary

[meager patrol]

hehehe

[white raft]

is Austria in the balkans

[molten topaz]

Oiii

i got offer from a devil

[meager patrol]

Hungary-austria

[molten topaz]

it is close but not really ig

[umbral ingot]

No but they conquered it

[molten topaz]

not worst for balkans tho

[worldly rose]

🤨

[molten topaz]

?

[molten topaz]

i accepted it

so gg

"last ranked game for today"

[white raft]

are you in the balkans

[zinc island]

Holy shit 🙏😭

The Oversimplified subreddit is going insane with 1 year of no uploads

[stiff agate]

The world shall fer for I am here

[stiff agate]

It happens

[lament timber]

Oversimplified mentioned

[stiff agate]

Half life 3 subreddit

Was worse

[lament timber]

Half life 3 tomorrow trust

[stiff agate]

Also its been a year already

Damn

Im old

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-tomorrow-gif-1198902579936983986

[lament timber]

Ok whats coming first

New oversimplified video or half life 3

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-death-decay-withering-erosion-gif-25794105

Ts is how I feel

[rare wagon]

or gta 6

[stiff agate]

The answer is obvius

[zinc island]

GTA VII

[stiff agate]

Heat death of the universe!

[lament timber]

Very true

[stiff agate]

Im getting the gaben cube if it has half-life 3

Wait a minute

[lament timber]

The earth will end just like king sombra before either of those 2 things happen

[stiff agate]

Half life 1 + half life 2 = 2/2 = 1

There is no half life 3

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-scared-kasane-teto-scared-teto-scared-gif-2908701343327244505

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-knife-cute-anime-gif-14593966

[meager patrol]

Stolen

[stiff agate]

We both typed the same keyword

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kiznaiver-knife-hikikomori-gif-9352902

[meager patrol]

Queen knife?

[stiff agate]

I dunno use keywords

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-vocaloid-goth-project-sekai-project-diva-gif-27008517

HATE THIS GAME

no more last for today rankeds

i met most alcoholic player in all games history

and ofc he was on most important role

[stiff agate]

Happens

[molten topaz]

yes when u try to win as sup

[stiff agate]

Did we get a daily tetto today

[molten topaz]

yes it already was sent

[stiff agate]

Always in ranked

[molten topaz]

@stiff agate

[molten topaz]

yep

[stiff agate]

LIKE U ****** WHY ARENT YA GOING FULL B

swear slur slur

[molten topaz]

nah this bullshit lost 1v1 in ez mach up

[stiff agate]

YOU HAVE THE BOMB SLURWE ALL AGREED TO RUSH B

[molten topaz]

and blamed everyone

went jungle

and was ganged up

after 3 warnings from me and other sup

bcs he wasn't looking on map

[molten topaz]

it sounds sweet

like not as much of trashtalk

like in this hell

[stiff agate]

U WERE THE CHILD OF A RAT CHEATING ON EACH OTHER YA RAT BASTARD

OUT OF EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WE LOOSE

[umbral ingot]

What is happening here

[stiff agate]

Talking about how much we hate teamates

[molten topaz]

meh

[umbral ingot]

Aha

[stiff agate]

Ts is gonna be me trust trust

[molten topaz]

still far away from what russian 12 y.o kido can say in mic

[meager patrol]

No its me

Its an selfie

[stiff agate]

Oh yeah I slurded

[molten topaz]

btw dude i am playing were like this 5 years ago

[stiff agate]

And insulted

[meager patrol]

Out of the future

[stiff agate]

Extreamly good

[molten topaz]

doing this somethimes when team is unmuted

[umbral ingot]

Well what if its me

[stiff agate]

But its kinda the spur of the moment kinda deal

[molten topaz]

sometimes in question

[umbral ingot]

Are yall talking about cs

[meager patrol]

Could be

[stiff agate]

Ur gonna get a card from your crush

[umbral ingot]

Voice chat

[stiff agate]

Valve games

In general

[molten topaz]

valve games in general

[umbral ingot]

I wont get anything from him I can already see it

[stiff agate]

YOU OVE ME A SODA

[stiff agate]

I belive in u

I can still teach you how to seduce him but thats out of the questions for you

[molten topaz]

Nah

[meager patrol]

You owe me an spleen

[molten topaz]

ar u from slovakia?

[meager patrol]

@molten topaz you too

[molten topaz]

what is it

[meager patrol]

What language do you speak?

[stiff agate]

Yes

[molten topaz]

Latvian\Russian

[stiff agate]

I speak slovak

[molten topaz]

oh than never will by soda

your citizen ruined my game

week ago

[stiff agate]

I love my language because I can talk to people from

25 km away

And we get confused about the name of a pastry because of dialects

[molten topaz]

Yes this dude got all 3 reports accepted by moderation bot

[meager patrol]

селезенка
(spleen)

[molten topaz]

Oh like organ

i thought it was in context of sweets

[vocal fiber]

In war thunder we say "Teamates don't exist only blue painted enemies"

[molten topaz]

so didn't think in this way

u can have one if u want

[meager patrol]

Nope ( @worldly rose is the only sweet i need)

[molten topaz]

селезёнка*

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bussin-music-vibe-china-gif-25470913

[worldly rose]

No non-English please

[meager patrol]

Rule 1

[molten topaz]

i corrected her

sorry ig

Those holly heal numbers

healed more than my carry done damage

done more damage than my carry too

[vocal fiber]

No
Now guess if it's English, Spanish or Catalan XD

[molten topaz]

while being lowest rank in game

[meager patrol]

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-teto-kasane-teto-romance-love-gif-9850697236060113898

[molten topaz]

for him it easy

he is acknowledged how slavic alphabet looks

[stiff agate]

Only more kills

[molten topaz]

now he has less options

bulgarian ukranian russian belarussian

serbian

[stiff agate]

Why are you all obsessing over marjin

[molten topaz]

rt56 boy is cool

[meager patrol]

BACK OFF!!!

[stiff agate]

Why is the word for mayonaze on a escalator going upstairs soo see ya later banned

[stiff agate]

No

W

Stab

Then make sure to clean it up properly

[meager patrol]

Shut up

[molten topaz]

nah

eventualy

[meager patrol]

stabs

Last warning

[molten topaz]

today probably i am without sleep

she told tha she has allot things to tell

and hasn't called yet

so ig it would be night call

[stiff agate]

...

[stiff agate]

Ohhh

[molten topaz]

yep

since i have monster fridge restocked

[meager patrol]

Time for sone deltarune

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/komi-san-komi-cant-communicate-komi-call-calling-anime-gif-23585034

[zinc island]

Chattikus

How are ya

[molten topaz]

same vibe

[stiff agate]

This is how I look when calling

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-phone-call-listening-long-yeet-gif-11764220

i feel like that

[stiff agate]

You really like that game

[molten topaz]

really often

[stiff agate]

Meh i fell like komi

[molten topaz]

idk why it is so popular

[zinc island]

I'm like this

[molten topaz]

ig undertale was good for its time

but now idk why delta is considered gud

[stiff agate]

Yes I have komi cant communicate manga

[zinc island]

In theory I can read ALMOST ANY manga at all times on me phone

[molten topaz]

i want to buy berserk manga

[zinc island]

Thanks to the funny thing

[stiff agate]

Being a pirate

I buy things I like

[stiff agate]

And I liked those mangas soo I bought em

[molten topaz]

i like physical books/manga

[zinc island]

I like food
Which is why I buy food

No my money goes into financing my Warhammer40k media collection

:3

Because those books are a hard find on piracy site

[stiff agate]

I have a corner of exiled romcom mangas

I would rather no one see

[molten topaz]

i have corner with lots of cigs

[umbral ingot]

True

[molten topaz]

I want my mother to never check it

[stiff agate]

L

[umbral ingot]

I have a corner with thigh highs and empty monster cans

[stiff agate]

cigs are bad

[molten topaz]

ig

[molten topaz]

why empty monster cans ?

aren't they smelling because of leftovers

[umbral ingot]

No I empty them out

I have a literal monster can collection under my bed

[stiff agate]

Can collection

[molten topaz]

so monster under bed is real

[stiff agate]

Why does every person have a can collection

That drinks monsters

[umbral ingot]

Collecting cans is the equivalent of collecting shells as a child

Its pure joy

[molten topaz]

they have coolest can designs

[umbral ingot]

True

[molten topaz]

and huge collections

like ultra
classic
rehab
zero sugar
and others

[umbral ingot]

White monster

🤤

[molten topaz]

Fiesta is also sepparate collection ig

[hasty estuary]

eep well cuties

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954031666010128474/1469839516641787995/comfyeep.gif

[molten topaz]

yes

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-milk-mocha-milk-mocha-bear-milk-bear-mocha-bear-gif-7270252476476520589

[stiff agate]

Ofc you do

[umbral ingot]

Good night

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-176320316440945701

[umbral ingot]

:3

I am expecting to see the "become one of us" image

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-14311729349475602480

[pseudo hinge]

:3

[pseudo hinge]

hell yeah

[molten topaz]

hi

[pseudo hinge]

I got one in my fridge still

[pseudo hinge]

hi

[molten topaz]

i have minifridge of basic ones

[pseudo hinge]

I just have 1 white monster I got in Germany

I wanted to paradise but they sold out

paradise is the best one

[molten topaz]

Recently me and my bro

started clipping our voicechats

with other friends

[meager patrol]

If you want i could send you some

[molten topaz]

today we(5ppl) were looking it through

and we made a conclusion

that we all

are toxic waste

and sometimes honey femboys

[meager patrol]

[molten topaz]

it is only after 2nd can

[molten topaz]

?

smth wrong

[umbral ingot]

Fair

[molten topaz]

after 3d

u become

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-x-miku-astolfo-x-teto-astolfo-and-miku-miku-x-astolfo-miku-and-astolfo-gif-17284695160340006738

one of those

[meager patrol]

Teto

❤️

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-stare-smirk-gif-8386409196960535036

[molten topaz]

i want hair like she has

[vocal fiber]

It's a little creepy

[molten topaz]

nah

[meager patrol]

I think astolfo is a boy

[molten topaz]

why

on every screen she looks like female

[meager patrol]

Prince astolfo

[molten topaz]

oh

than i want hair like he has

[vocal fiber]

In fact he's a boy

[molten topaz]

this equalizer looks cool

[vocal fiber]

What's worse for your body?
Alcohol or monster?

[molten topaz]

ig if we talking about minuses

than mix them

-*-=+

[stiff agate]

U know

That comes

From a nsfw animation

[molten topaz]

wha

[worldly rose]

omg Astolfo!

[stiff agate]

That gif

Not astolfo

[vocal fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[molten topaz]

it is from wallpaper engine

not my creation

[molten topaz]

so jagerbomb is healthy at some point

at point not doing it

[molten topaz]

i think u are lying to me

and why u search things like that

it is nasty

[stiff agate]

What

Do I have to send you the link

Peeervert

[molten topaz]

go ahead

in dm

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/guido-mista-ultra-jump-commercial-scared-sweating-over-the-top-gif-18103276086767947876

[molten topaz]

so u lied to me

because no evidence

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-teto-kasane-teto-romance-love-gif-9850697236060113898

[worldly rose]

[worldly rose]

Wait is your birthday on Valentine's day?

[meager patrol]

Why do you ask sweetie?

[worldly rose]

Just curious

I dont usually keep track of Valentine's day obviously

😔

[meager patrol]

There is always a reason

[stiff agate]

What are you getting marjin for Valentines day

[worldly rose]

Well I was curious if i noted your birthday correctly too

Id look like an idiot if I said it on the wrong date

[meager patrol]

🤫

[meager patrol]

Yes

You did

[worldly rose]

[white raft]

what kind of alcohol

[stiff agate]

Moonshine is definetly worse for you then a monster

[worldly rose]

depends if you made it correctly

[stiff agate]

Any moonshine is worse for you then a monster

What do you mewn

[meager patrol]

Dont peek marijn

[stiff agate]

He deserves bigger

[stiff agate]

Thats a bracelet

[meager patrol]

No?

[stiff agate]

Can u fit ur hand trough it

[meager patrol]

Idk

Maybe

[stiff agate]

Ur tall

Soo maybe not

But marjin seems like a short guy

Soo his hand will definitely fit trough it

[white raft]

whos tall

[vocal fiber]

Some rum and coke

[heady fable]

Hi..

[vocal fiber]

Hello

[white raft]

hiya

[meager patrol]

Me

[vocal fiber]

No

I'm taller

[meager patrol]

cuts meluchipowers legs

No your not

[spice wraith]

You're

[white raft]

how tall

[worldly rose]

6'1 or so

[stiff agate]

I forgot

Ur from the Netherlands

[worldly rose]

Mhm

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-ongezellig-maya-ongezellig-mymy-ongezellig-coco-mymy-gif-3351797608833601726

[vocal fiber]

Knife quantum tunnels my legs
You missed

[stiff agate]

Is this u

[worldly rose]

Im slightly calmer

[vocal fiber]

On average they are the tallest country in the world

[stiff agate]

But ur still racist againts the dutch

https://tenor.com/view/coco-ongezellig-wtf-coco-ongezellig-gif-12118562425304716327

[worldly rose]

wdym

I think the Dutch are great

[vocal fiber]

A dutch being racist against dutchs

[stiff agate]

Againts

Belgians

[white raft]

i thought marjin was flemish

[stiff agate]

...

I should sleep

[worldly rose]

They got good comedians, thats their redeeming factor

[vocal fiber]

Oh 😂

[stiff agate]

That was

Very racistic

HEY THE BELGIANS ARENT A RACE

[worldly rose]

Indeed

[umbral ingot]

Alcohol

and I dont get why its a debate for some people

[worldly rose]

Both sound bad so neither 🔨

[umbral ingot]

Marjin you are just a hater so shush

[vocal fiber]

The only good thing is Schlieffen plan and the Führer directive 11

[umbral ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-2766445355196647211

[white raft]

found the monster drinker

[worldly rose]

Im not a hater, Im protecting you from the evil monster

[umbral ingot]

uhm

[stiff agate]

Soo u want us two to shut up

[molten topaz]

For me both are cool
But energy drink=coffee

[umbral ingot]

have you checked my tag

[umbral ingot]

its a joke but yeah

[molten topaz]

Also I like moonshine wich my grandpa make

[white raft]

which one

[umbral ingot]

the big heart thingy

[worldly rose]

Im calling the Latvian IRS

[white raft]

you drink white claw?

[worldly rose]

Very based

[molten topaz]

It is not for sale kekw

[umbral ingot]

white monster is my favorite

and I wouldn't really drink much else

[molten topaz]

Only for gud friends for symbolic reward

No payments at all

[stiff agate]

The white claw penetration test

[umbral ingot]

red dead redemption online reference?

[umbral ingot]

wha- is that

[molten topaz]

Idk about it

[white raft]

huh??

[stiff agate]

https://tenor.com/view/brandon-herrera-nuclear-winter-nuke-fallout-gif-14514458501949338802

[white raft]

how much do you drink every day

[stiff agate]

U dont know ball

[umbral ingot]

in read dead redemption online you can make a business out of selling moonshine

[umbral ingot]

uhm

none

I drink ocassionally when I get the chance

[molten topaz]

Oh sounds cool

[vocal fiber]

A Monster has 160 mg of caffeine, 100 mg is the limit for kids and 400 for adults

[umbral ingot]

but my parents and big sister dont allow it so I dont drink much

[umbral ingot]

how much does a pepsi have

[molten topaz]

I don't now people were would pay for my grandpa's 80° hooch anyways

[vocal fiber]

More than that can cause severe cardiovascular damage

[vocal fiber]

Only 40

[umbral ingot]

so just dont finish the monster

[molten topaz]

But mixed with berry juice

[umbral ingot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thinking-cat-hmm-hmmm-uUnPYB37kLHvFnH4bi

[molten topaz]

It is perfection

Going soft kicking hard

[umbral ingot]

oh so if I drink 2 I am fine

[vocal fiber]

It's 160, not 120

[umbral ingot]

great to know

[molten topaz]

So no another 6 monsters a day for me

[vocal fiber]

That's the daily limit

[molten topaz]

As I done while hanging out 3 days without sleep

[umbral ingot]

so just drink half of it and share it with another person, something I do with my friend

[worldly rose]

Last time I had 170, I didnt sleep the entire night 😔

[molten topaz]

Wha

From 1 can?

No sleep

[umbral ingot]

do you even drink coffee

[worldly rose]

never

[molten topaz]

Oh makes sense

[umbral ingot]

oh

makes sense

[worldly rose]

one bottle of pepsi, hallucinations heart palpatations and no sleep xD

[vocal fiber]

100 mg can help with your brain, but until 400 mg it's not so important

[umbral ingot]

yeah yeah okey

[molten topaz]

Keep it as it is, could make a grate use of it when u will be in need of staying away

[stiff agate]

I have one bottle of kofol a day

[molten topaz]

What is it?

[stiff agate]

I live and die by soda

[meager patrol]

Oooooooo nice

[umbral ingot]

I have one can of PINK PEPSIIIII a day

[meager patrol]

186cm

[worldly rose]

Showers wake me up instead of coffee

[umbral ingot]

[stiff agate]

Coke but czechoslovak

[molten topaz]

I have one moonshine bottle every week

[worldly rose]

🔥

[vocal fiber]

Should I change my name to "royal scientist"?

[molten topaz]

Bcs i am only one "man" left from my grandpa's surrounding

[umbral ingot]

would suit you

[stiff agate]

One bottle of moonshine a day makes the vision go away

[umbral ingot]

one bottle of pepsi a day keeps my sanity at bay

[molten topaz]

Nah we are drinking it on 2 persons every week

[umbral ingot]

🔥

[molten topaz]

Not daily

[vocal fiber]

My plan is going to the university and getting a double degree in physics and chemistry
And then go to the CERN

[stiff agate]

Real

[worldly rose]

Now I want a royal/court position nickname too, hmmm...

[molten topaz]

What is cern

[umbral ingot]

no way

one of us