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The things I have to learn for his part of history are actually boring me out
He is so boring
Wowww he did a suprise attack
Omggg
So cool
No one cares 😭
True
i cant name a single other part of romanian history besides like Dacia
Hey you know that part
when augustus built a bridge across the danube and then destroyed it
I have to memorize it
that was Trajan
Was gonna say that
oh ok
Trajan led rome during its height
and Aurelian destroyed it
Hadrian Destroyed it because he hated the guy who built it
the Syrian Greek Apollodorus
Aurelian just retreated, but there were more bridges connecting the two sides of the Danube
They had a rivalry
Because by that time its been like 160 years of roman rule
I'm pretty sure they destroyed them during Diocletans reign
when the Empire really became defensive
They needed infrastructure to move people and things across the Danube
So they made more bridges
Danube became Gothic land after Rome abandoned Dacia
Yep
And then the avars conquered it
Huns*
Avars only showed up during the tail end of Justinians reign
They too
you can play as the Goths in Rome Total War Barbarian invasion
intresting campaign
Me waiting for total war 40k
bah.
love to see it
I love this
cool
ooooooh
finally
no more missing the old background cause a new dlc got added
Somebody here def ate my car tires on November 29th 2024 i just cant prove it
Give it a week and his "neighbour" wont be the same
@lean oasis
hii
haha
You actually got the joke
ig i opened to much to one person
so probably i won't be here so often anymore
to not rise discomfort for person
@lean oasis also I made this mod for medieval 2
cya
oh that's neat!
In my latest playthrough I got Sammy Emily and Micheal Afton killed in battle by accident while Charlie took Rome for the Eastern Roman Empire
Goodbye
:(
I can relate
Day 228 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
Hi everyone, what’s up?
Nothing much gonna break another record at work and I got my hours shifted
why is part of the information I need not in my manual 😭
WHO MAKES A SCHOOL TEXT BOOK AND DOESNT ADD ALL THE INFORMATION IN IT
I now have to look in a different one
for some random guy
If it's not a secret, where do u work?
High end pistol manufacturing I make pistols for competition purposes
Damm
woahh thats actually not what I expected
I assemble Magazines
didn't know this
@worldly rose
Trying to do "things"
Yup
Vermont has lax gun laws despite being a very blue state
I suggest we dont go there
Fair
cause it breaks rule 2
I forgot
its fine
Evil person
what is the best working in this version mod for realism?
I’m gonna see if I can clean 500 magazines in the next 2 hours to meet my 1000 goal for today
Tasty chicken
Fun fact Chickens can count, dream and recognize up to 100 faces
what is the best working in this version mod for realism?
Black Ice I guess
Oh, so interesting
Of the 5 jobs I’ve had this is by far my favorite
Youre cooking
Based
exactly
thank you marjin :3
it is not updated
Sorry
I just don’t know any good realism mods that are updated at the moment
ok thank you anyways 😉
I don't understand why people don't love teto
I dont care about Teto but I still appreciate good art regardless of the character
True
Neru indeed is better
altho she doesnt have many songs
@sullen ermine i know what kind of man you are
Took a break from writting straight bs about romanian rulers in medieval times
And I took some pills, guys if I take a pill that is supposed to help me sleep better, AND a pill that is supposed to make me focus better, at the same time, what happens, does my body take a screenshot from having to fight sleepiness with brain activity
(Spoiler I already took them)
Guess we will find out in like 2 hours when I have to sleep
is Graf Dracula in list?
Nope
Btw what I found really funny about the Dracula tale is that Vlad the Impaler got that nickname from his father, Vlad Dracul
And the legend started because for like a part of his life he was imprisoned by his what was supposed to be his friend
And he didn't get fed
kekw
Which forced him to eat the rats that where in his cell, and drink their blood
that was easy
kekw
Which is where the legend comes from
When bro did that cause he had no food and water
😭
And what's even funnier, years later the hungarians asked the guy who imprisoned him, to put him back on the throne of Wallachia, they did, and he immediately died because he was sick from the time he spent in the cell with little to no food 
Like he did one thing and then dropped dead
Actually this aint even the funniest part of his politics
And I will tell it cause I am bored and scared to go back to my asignment
So he was friends, great friends with the ruler of Moldova
9/10 boxes done 1 more box to clean
Until Stephan the Great, the ruler of Moldova decided, "hmmm maybe I should betray my best friend and take some of his lands..."
And he did, and Vlad, allied with none other, then the guy that hosted his Father's assasinator, AND the same guy who imprisons him, for treason, years later
Which was on the throne of Transylvania
And in response, iirc Stephan allied to the polish king
And won the war and took the lands he wanted
And then the ottomans came and beat up everyone
So as a recap, Vlad the Impaler was the best friend of Stephan the great, then they had a break up and went to war over some lands, so Vlad allied his rival, and Stephan allied the poles, so he won, and in the end the true winners were the ottomans who sat and did nothing while they were fighting 
I met my goal at work today
what
:3
:3
And
How was your day?
😊
Tuesday
Date with my bf
Not worst day of the week
ofc it is together with monday wednesday and thursday
Sunday to
nahh sunday is oki
Sunday evening then
Because next morning is monday
I mean weekends are okay
But having work is better
U have a point
become a femboy
Cmoon!
I mean i choose to do what i love
But idea is interesting
So i like the week
obsession have I told you what my gender is
im semi curious
@stiff agate tell us
ChatGPT said I should double down on monk mode
oh thats fine
Considering that vampires live long
U should know allot about history
So u can help Empress
yes I can
With her work about Romania
What if: new vampire
Like just became a vampire like last week
nah i served in the macedonian army
Then she can call elder one's to help
Also be careful
i was there when alexander cut the knot

The gordian knot
that was when I was infected
I even kept some of the combat knowlage
See it was warning about flowi
lets just say why dracula was fleeing in to the new world wasnt in search of new blood
she only started acting violently after getting the mod role
I suppose power infects people
But
I know KFC' secret herbs and spices
50 times used oil isn't a secret
ohh i used to work with the kernel
he was
best described
as a very vulgar man
can you belive that man used to be a lawyer
but
then he got in to a battle of fista-cuffs
Mguty ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🤳 🦈 🐬 🐋 🐳 🐟 🐠 🦃 🦐 🦞 🐌
and got fired
What is mguty
Idk
Not him crying
He was gud evil
ChatGPT said I should double down on anime
ChatGPT said I have a face only a mother could love
Back to hoi4
Tomorrow I have a Spanish exam
ahh I know spanish
It's about orthography
Like the correct forms of the verbs, the accent, similar word with totally different meanings
Buongiorno (hello)
That's Italian 😂
French 😂

Labvakar jauniete
WHO BUILD THE TOWER OF BABYLON
Good evening young lady
why are soo many people talking difrent laungavages
Flowi started
well supose ill join
Yippee, we will all get banned
Yay
!ban @stiff agate
Polish or check i guess
slovak
Because of pani
Timer is on
I was close
Yep
English only
Just polish had strong influence on east Slavic languages
As I think
Let's see how much mods take to ban us
Done
all I see is a noble abusing power
If mods can than why I can't
Mine isn't deleted 😁
No
English only
Dual standards
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY
In it's finest
Eat the rich
Long live the revolution!
cmoon
Long live the revolution sounds way worse than "Vive la revolution"
I am almost done with the history essay
yayyyy
you have to write a esay
Congrats
you have the direct transalation next to it
I know, i know
Liberté, egalité, fraternité!
(Freedom, equality, fraternity)
Cute little ant
Pome rovno hovoriť v našich jazikoch ale preložiť to do angličťiny na trolenie modov (Lets straight up talk in our laungvages but then transalate it to troll the mods)
Tommorow its time to take 1 or 2 hoodies
oh yeah
I wish you luck on your date
D'acord
(Ok)
If you wonder that's not Spanish
That's catalan
Isnt it french?
I mean you translate it so
It isnt realy trolling
És molt similar però no és el mateix
(It's pretty similar but not the same)
definuj angličtinu (define english)
Lounge
akože dobre, bol by si anexovany (like good, youd be anxed)
ja som opresovany! (I am opressed)
Què?
(What?)
Runā tikai angliski(speak only English)
keby ste hovorily tak isto, no tak by vam dali anchulust (If you spoke the same laungvage, youd be annexd)
Si en Chak ho veu ens mata 😂
(If Chak sees this, he's going to kill us 😂)
.-- . .-.. .-.. / .. ... / - .... .. ... / . -. --. .-.. .. ... .... ..--..? (well is this english?)
No perquè no és el mateix
(No because it's not the same)
Preto je tam ak (thats why theres a if there)
Crec que durant la frança napoleònica Catalunya hi formava part
(I think that during Napoleonic France Catalonia was a part of it)
Ano, vtedy ste boly časť Francuska
(Yes, you were a part of France then)
Si (Yes)
Ig soon there will be a serial punishment
To prove im not schizo
Im a junior mod
Caught the car again
Same
we shall protest next time
She is in invisible mode
we all get banned
Oh
Chat what is my favorite Italy path
A Historical Mussolini
B Democratic King
C Papacy
theres a path your missing
the answer was B
Shit
C is good too
C just takes too long IMO
Tomorrow arrives my order with 18 monsters for my minifridge
Finally it wouldn't waste electricity for nothing
mixing meds with energy drinks
Well yes
a combo that feels wrong
Council
Communist
Just put water in there
B
Monsters are bad
They aren't doing bad
Above all the ones under your bed
yes
why is off topic the one thats purple
You said this before
But i am under marijns bed
Not a good idea
Well then you are the monster
It's pink, and because off-topic is cool
Like if not drinking more caffeine than in 3 expresso cofee cups
With a knife
I smelled your negativity
from a mile away
Like not bad apple one
NUH UH
Not strawberry dreams one
you are not ugleh
Prove it
To hoi 4 players?
Monsters can be hot
They are yummy
true
Yes
I would rather go swimming in an ice river
Yes
Cool activity
Aspecialy after sauna
Ull get stuck
Now thats good
I mean you arent in my body
And to a boy with autism and the capacity to see 3D things in his mind
Im not ugly
Yep my uncle hosts things like that
yeah but no one is ugly
Even i can do that
But I am not participating in family activities
Human being or how to pronounce than?
Is a vampire living
Come on, I'm sure you are a beauty, you only need to find someone who can see it
If it needs to be fed than yes
Well you already did
so its living
I like to see what people think of me
I think they think bad of me
Sometimes

Oh js ignore em
Eventually it is unavoidable but nvm
@meager patrol
Meh depends on the person
stab
Flowi, you don't want to be pet?
A can of tuna?
What if its marjin
Now that Tobi isn't here Flowi doesn't need to fight for Marijn
Bf?

you are unrelatable
Huggies are better
Bf-109 E-1
Id much prefer to get peted then hugged
I am like 45 55
Damn fossil
prefer to be pet 55%
Everybody had there own likings
Why not pets

I mean you can like whatever
Imagine ur lover ruffles ur hair
I have hair
mine is messy all the time so I dont mind
same its like that
I have curly hair sooooo
And itll still be messy
Bad
the only time I wouldn't want someone to ruffle it is when I specifically know I took like 2 hours to make it look nice
it did happen once and I just accepted my fate cause what else could I do
I was talking about my crush doing that, cause yes he did-
Cats like it more on their realy lower back
oh yeah
Like newer
The only one that is allowed to touch me without me giving a punch is my lover
ofc marjin reacted
I am fine with people I am good friends with
Bcz Im cultured fr fr /s
@worldly rose find the cat
And i hesitantly dont punch my family members
Hey hot stuff
ugh the feeling
I just wanna strangle that woman
😭

Hey handsome, pissing all by urself fallout new vegas video
I dont see a big pointy red line where do I look
Take it like a compliment
Ur mother?
ahem
no
•-•
go sub 2 freddy the spagetti in top right
and then she goes to me like "you are making me do this" and "I am a good mother, a way better mother then other moms"
Ur getting abussed
That
Mudt suck
If u wanna talk about u can dm
WTF
Nah she must be absolutely terrible
Like unbearable
Id
U don't know about this one?
Slap atleast 2 teeth out of her
It's goated
Thats like internet history
No
Youngsters...
yeah and people are shocked when I talk shit about her every chance I get
I'm gen Z, and I don't like it
I like my parents
I dont.
I feel like I belong to another generation
Yes gen alpha
what I hate about my mom is the fact that she is psychologically harrasing me too
No
HOW DONT U KNOW THAT VIDEO
I DON'T KNOW
Tbh honestly me
like she can one second be acting like the sweetest angel to me and my sister and then suddenly she is super mad over some bullshit
Fallout has never interested me
Yeah shes just a switch up
and screaming and throwing with things around the house at me
Extreamly moody and toxic
this morning she threw bottles and oranges at me for like 5 minutes straight
That isnt even fallout
over something I TALKED WITH HER ABOUT
U know there are 3 opinions
What
yeah I was walking around the house while she did
C) punch
Not recommended
Maybe...
which I cant because I still need their money
Foster home ig
I cant really
I mean I can
Ig
I am old enough to stay there until I am 18
Idk
And ur get in to more trouble
Ud be better of on the street
no one will get me
I only was in hungary
exactly they suck
(Beautiful And affordable)
Its a fact
No modern politics
The taxi man as he hears a lick of german
talking about my parents always makes me feel angry
Its okay
Don't worry about it
Ur being abused soo u have to have resentment towards them
yeah I just dont like being mean to people but it just
I forgot where I was in the essay
I dont like being mean to people too
Sometimes it happens, but it doesn't matter, we understand
Storytime
oh Im saving this
...
I was just saving that
Today at biology class we were talking about fats
And we did an experiment, trying to extract sunflower oil from the seeds, with acetone
Well, someone drank the acetone
I liked the anime
Hmm
Organs go bye-bye!
😭
Soo how fast did the ambulance get there
Like a shoot
It didn't, because we made him vomit
I know some people that would do it for a Cheeseburger
A little bit of water and now he's "fine"
But they would atleast get a cheze
Soo whens the funeral
atleast thats for something, but doing it just cause
And are u atending
I think he let the intrusive thoughts win
Maybe not
Idk what he was thinking
deffinetly sounds yummy and not like a corrosive acid
I better try to strip it
It's not even an acid
I know but thats what it sounds like
just from the name
It's a ketone
Only acid with certain substances
No it's not
Thats what I like
I have like 4's and 5's all over there, when I get a 6 I get happy I almost do a wheel
I ment with this
Ts
Thats why I said
(1 is the worst grade and 10 is the best, 5 is the grade that lets you pass)
Bro I have stray As
I used to like
have the same last year
but now I have just passable grade
I dont care one bit about school grades, I have a olympiad and exam ahead
Grades can help ya get in to collage
Yes
thats high school
and thats a lie for like 99% of romanian universities
Personally I need a 11,4 of 14 to enter
Meh
hi friends
Wait a bit
hi
Hey
🫃 🫃 🫃
We should both sleep
I was kind of thinking the same thing
NO
I HAVE A 4 PAGE HISTORY ESSAY TO FINISH AND I AM STILL 2 PAGES IN
SOMEONE SHOOT ME
Turn off ur dc
🔪
And get to writing
true
Its 1 am
ugh
Stop procrastinating
Im almoast going to bed
Im just finishing 1 or 2 things
Ur writing about romanian history
I am not in the mood for comments
yeah and it sucks
You aren't, I am
Good night everybody
I could try to help ya since im a history nerd
But i dunno much about vlad the impaler
Gn!
do you know Stephan the great and Michael the brave?
I have to do the next pages about them
Did u mention his sons were sent too the otoman empire to ensure his loyality
I dont have Vlad the Impaler that was last essay
That sucks
I know that
No
If ya need help with slovak history sometime ill be proud to help ya
do you have asignments due
I wish
Nah
but no I have the stinky boring romanian history
Flowi never sleeps
I finished them all cos I am nerd peachy
My lady ur gonna die soon
...
Just a nerdy peach
I am so behind I dont even want to talk about it
U just let it stock up
No ur gonna die from not sleeping
Now get to work emperess
Flowi has survived 19+ years without getting any sleep
Do you need a mute to work on your paper?
alright alright

Huh?
almoast
As in making essays
mute me for like 30 minutes
hi friend
Im not gonna do it for you
Hru?
I like writing essays
@stiff agate
turn off your notifications, clear your head for like 2 minutes by walking around without electronics, then focus on your paper
And also big sister is the one writing
why not?
class was boring but at least it's over
i have the rest of the day off
I have better things to do
I just slam my head twice against my table
No
youre so mean to people asking for help /j
Flowi is immortal
It has a lot of give soo it doesn't hurt or damage anything
is it effective
Let me be mean
Just for one week
Yes
And also that reminds me
Along with grammar
I have a grammar test too tomorrow
I just realised something
I have to send this asignment
VERY early in the morning
...
so not only I have to finish it, but I also have to wake up early
what is a grammar test
to send it
No sleep for u!
yeah
In slovak we have the class of slovak spread in two
wake up, submit, go back to sleep
Grammar and literature
after I finish the asignment I am gonna play hoi4 lol
I wish it was that easy
okey good night
how is your grammar
Hard
gn
your grammar is hard?
or do you mean your grammar CLASS is hard
goodnight
I am not going to sleep yet I was just telling Peachy good night
aren't u supposed to be writing a paper
Good night
I am
good job
congrats
How was school
I am so close to being done
just gotta do Michael the Brave
WAIT NO THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE
NOOOOOO
who?
@stiff agate dont say that word.
Sorry
In slovak it isnt vied that harshly as it is in English
Soo i instinctively say it
Yayy
go to sleep
Can't
Im in that faze
Where im sleepy
But cant fall asleep
Body tirred brain not
i hate when that happens
I wanna read my manga
But its on hiatus
And i still cant sleep
...
Why must I exist
I did this :3
shouldnt you be sleeping
so I did say I will go to sleep after I play some hoi4
now I am
goodnight
goodnight
Good night
Bc ur parent did 18+ thing and u survived when u r still a sperm
Gn
Gm everyone
Well… ig I know what I have to make in the Minecraft SMP…
If I can’t assure the safety of my nation and its citizens
Good morning
Gm
Actually not hardest thing to build
Gm
My chemistry teacher said that we'll do chemical reactions soon
I hope they are interesting
Gm
Water + salt all i had in chemistry in primary school
I have no chemistry after primary school
In primary school I studied volcanos because where I live there are 5 of them
And we did the baking soda and vinegar
Where i leave
There is a forest
And sea
We also have a forest
But not sea
You too
U too
Git 8/10 in basketball normative
Yay
Normative?
Like yea u need to run with dribble around cones 2 times and in the end of every run u must throw in the ball
And all of that must be done under a minute
I got something even better
To get 8 and higher mark
How’s the system work
I am not that ego
To compare myself with this anime
Like every 5 secs over 1 minute is -1
If u run in 1 minute and succeed in 2 throws u get 8
If u want 10 then u should dunk
190cm Is average on my course
194~
Wow you’re tall!?
The hoop is six feet tall
Idk how much is it in cm
In compare to my classmates I am average
190 is 6’2
That’s crazy
If you’re hoop is 6’2 I’m shaq
Our hoop is 3m tall via standard
Idk where u got 2 meters
You said 190cm?
10 foots
Oh haven't noticed last word
My bad
I thought ut is "how tall are you all"
That's why I answered average height in my course
I see do you have aspirations to be a basketball player
And 10 feets*
What is aspiration
English isn't my strongest lang
Dreams
Nah
Just going for the credit?
For the marks
Oh I’m going to assume that’s the same
Sounds like marks are more quantitative
On PE it is rare
Good morning
That's why every mark impacts
Gm
I sent the history essay, now I can go back to sleep
Congrats
Thank you :3
