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I had a nap in bath for an hour today
It was a blessing
Like hot water is so cool
In the bathtub?
Yes
With water in it?
Yep
Mediterranean sea advantages
Maybe oil
I am tall enough
194cm~
Do we believe it?
No
Still not tallest
Flowi you can't be talking you're 50cm at most
In my cours there is a dude 204
Says the chicken
Im gonna cook you
Chicken alfredo
Chicken soup
That's why she is scared to drown at bath
KFC
Fried Chicken
fried chicken :o
I almoast drowned
Coronel Sanders would be proud
I still have ptsd from it
A very tall chicken
How short you need to be?
Short person troubles
Flowi short
It was in the Mediterranean sea
Nu uh
More meat
Makes sense
Going to Mallorca for summer?
Italy
You're too short to scare me

Should've had more milk as a child
Says the smol chicken
Maybe you wouldn't be so tiny
It's the 17th german state
You can find newspapers in german
On profile picture is ginormous chicken
I'm huge compared to you
Meh
What kind of chicken is on your profile picture
It looks massive
It's uh, a really big one
Makes sense why u taller than flowi
Actually we must stop bullying shorter people
They have more comfort in public transport
Im gonna eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner
It's a privilege
Only for one of them
Do diet
You're so small that it would take you a week to eat me
I will be too strong and too big
I'll just stand close to an bathtub when you come at me
Heh
Flowi is shmall enderman
Eternally baby enderman
Hi guys :3
Bobbleheads
HI
Wha?
Heyy
Fallout 4 if it was good
You needed a shower 😂
2 a day is perfect amount
U are another cat here
WHY CANT I FIND THE RIGHT ONE
Because u are toxic
Yes!! For some reason invading Poland transformed me into one!
Toxics must be punished
Only benefits I guess
Yes king
That's u? So shmal cat
Cute
Im loosing my faith in humanity
Bcs u are a bad cat u bite and stab people
Also basement with 5 billion people in it still exists
And most important
Flowi u are still accused in being rich
Welcome
Aw thanks
Heres your complementary uuuuuuuh
What a familiar looking cat
I decided after 650 hours to learn how ships works so I joined the discord server
🐱
Thats why I have that mod
It makes fallout 4 good
Spam light cruiser with maxed out light attack
I think
I tried that before and they just never got in engagements or something, idek lol
Fun fact they doesn't, just spam light attack cruisers and that's it
Makes me dread playing japan
I usually just try to rat out the lowest detection subs so I don't need to think and convoy raid haha
Have u made spotting ships?
Good strat for Germany
But other majors are good enough to spam cruisers
My totem animal
Well. No lol
My brain can only comprehend 2 designs at once
U need ships to spot and ships to engage
Or smth like that
I usually split them into balanced task forces so the destroyers can do that
It ain't easy
Better do a death stack
But I just learned how to make good planes so maybe another 650 and I'll understand lol
It's easier
Like clump everything together ?
Yes
Set on patrol and set always engage
With turned off repair
chat is this tuff
Manage this manually
Also in #hoi4-general u can get help with that
Ya I'll stop talking about hoi sorri
If they do not start arguing about meta
It's not like forbidden but I guess some people can get anxious
Every day at 8 am
That smell says you are That you're lying
So u have morning evening bath procedures
I am doing one after college
And another before going sleep
Also getting to good naps
Because I have no shower
Wanna video for profe?
Only bathtub
Sounds offensive
No thank you, i dont want an ai video of some boy showering
She doesn't believe me
Idk
Ai can do something like that?
What are they talking about?
I will now end this Conversation
Lets keep it sfw
Hi another cat
Wait who's the other cat?
Will listen to u
It makes me extremely anxious too, I understand
I consider u as a Chak's cat
Good night everyone
Gn
But who's the other cat then?
Sounds like free time
Rikka and flowi atleast
12.04
I have free 8 hours atleast
For me
Flowi?
Sounds correct

And meowmaowmow
Hi tails
Too is a cat
Hi tails
How healthy is sleeping in water?
Can you breathe underwater?
But if I am not a gnome
Like u can't drown if your legs are reaching opposite side of bath
So just sleep in hot water
Feels grate to me
hello tails

Or can?
Prove it
Oh Tails I have a question about EaW. Does it changed allot from 2018?
Like how that i am not drown rn
Because I am doing it regularly
How can I know you’re not a gnome?
I don't have a pickaxe
I don't have long beard
And I am not screaming we rich we rich we rich
Actually it's perfect time to play Minecraft
Cya
Not much, but you still have a lot of technology to research by then
What about a shovel
I wil be watching from the shadows
Otters
with their cute stones and stone pockets
These are seals!
Otters but evil
nope thats a sea lion
They are still cute though
Yeahmann
Just look past their evil ❤️
snow john
It's not the size of the carrot on the snowman which is important ❤️
otters look cuter but rabbits are more appropriate pets for the average person I think
Ya also I'm pretty sure it's illegal in the UK to own one lol
No joy allowed
(An otter not rabit ofc)
Please dont post nsfw, even if its just a drawing, or in this case a snow sculpture...
that shit behind him looks like gmod
I might be a little irradiated
Doesn't power Armour protect against rads
yes
I got out of my power armor to see how many rads I would gain in that area
It was quite alot
id have never guessed haha
which is your fav fallout
Yapsterdam
new vegas for story
and fallout 4 for gameplay
Fallout 3 for neither but still love it
Haha
Fallout 3 for making everything look green
New highscore
is it just a american thing to say "1.5" isntead of "1,5"
because I have never seen someone in the united states putting a comma instead of a decimal
1,234.56
We do say 1 point 5 a lot when talking about decimals
Do you all say 1 and 5 tenths or something
I've recently discovered a new dinosaur-themed strategy game. Anyone fancy joining me for a play?s
Rabbits
What are Otters
Funny creatures
Oh
They like to float on their backs
This?
Close enough
Looks cute
Why did it copy the link like that
Gm
Imagine
i love when i get random friend requestgs from people in this server who ive never interacted with
True
I have bunch of them
Always accepting, never know what's interesting could happen
My eyes hurt so much rn
Hate them
@meager patrol wakey wakey
Crazy
Hi
just was curious
Hello chat
hello
Hi
Hello teto
Late welcome :)

?
You seem new 
I am
Well than it's just rude
I’m sorry that I hurt your feelings
Not sarcasm

Wdym
Never mind
Imagine just without reason, are u homo ?
Like I am seeing this person first time
Just why ask kekw
Maybe because of the teto? Idk
Same
how
first time I see this happen
Italy got stalemated in the south and lost afar in the north, while ethiopia went communist
well well well
Onion saved Italy from disaster
and ofc cant have a alt hist game without the baltics exploding
fr they would have lost anyway LOL
And than go communism
Or democratic
Never seen them going alt fascist paths
uhm
OKEY THIS IS THE WORST SPAIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
WHAT IS THIS
HOW
WHAT
and nationalists are going carlist
I cant wait to see carlist and regional defence council in this mess
Kekw
make me go to hoi4
Defense is braindead
They gona eat empress alive btw
I HEREBY BANISH YOU TO #hoi4-general
NO

Damn
Are there so many russians in #hoi4-general or why do you call them kingdom of the east?
yes
and also cause east is usually more poor
especially in europe
Bruh
Whoa that's was close to rule braking by mod
this happens every day
Thats why i said the last part so there would be no misunderstanding
East is pretty huge btw
If we look from Europe map perspective
@timid star what do u think about this taste
Well I doubt Austro meant Romania or smth since he is from there. So it would only make sense from his perspective to mean russia when talking about eastern kingdom
Solid taste
Better than the cactus fruit
Yesterday she told, she is proud romania hater
My fav after classic one
Every country is beautiful, depends in wich direction u look
North germany sucks
Nah
uh no I meant romania too
romania sucks
you forget who you are talking to
Hamburg is beautiful
I reminded him
Hamburg is a cosplaying port city with no real sea access, they need to go up a river before reaching the high seas
Isn't it's safer
From storms or smth
vampires are okey but thats the only good thing coming out of this wreched place
Oil
Black Sea
I would say two things since you were born there but ig not 🤷🏻
okey buddy
Its not a real port city then
So austro is vampire
I was born in the autonomous region of banat during hungarian control 1000 years ago
The rest of north germany is literally empty tho
Ig it is yes
No comment.
on a serious note obviously I am trolling
Ik
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A QUOTE FROM JOJOS
Kekw
And throwing you into #hoi4-general
why are you so mean
Haven't seen it on phone
Marjin aint mean
Yes rt56 boy is goated
Now I feel exposed
❤️
Kekw
Yes
Idk what it is, i only know its your full legal name now
you have a big 56 on your cape like superman
Do u know who made China rt56 focuses?
:O
Noice
I love his work
Made China joyful to play
Yeh, E, he's making a Germany tree
Cool
Have some choccy milk rt56 boy
ooooh
I'm going to capital, again
Riga?
What is er
Just dont ask me where guam is
just cause you know Riga doesn't mean you are 1% of geography learners
Is it Caribbean

Somewhere in the pacific
Just dont know which one of the thousands of islands it is
924th ig
I struggle with the islands but i can do most of the earth
no its obviously the 1200th one smh
Africa is a bit difficult but i can manage
Yuh uh
And also no pc for today
Sad day
Actually it will be the best day
I know all modern german and austrian states
bruh
Come on vampire boy
its a big list
I think it's not best not worst free will realization
how did you not get salzburg thats like the most recognizable
whatever ima go back to hoi4
Burgerland
And tyrol
Impressive
I known only about them
Burgenland
thank you
67
Good morning sleepyhead
Everything is gonna be alright
The earth says hello
The queen is here
Rename yourself queen flowi
Amazing
I wanted to rename myself king tobias the first but that would make things weird
Do it
Its not gonna be weird
Monarchy
anyone order the makeship hoodie
Absolute
Hold on
Im waiting
😭
I gotta underline that so no one gets ideas
😔
Nohmannnnnn
Is gambling allowed
@timid star can you make me an tuna Sandwich?
Still okay
...
The jokes write themselfs
King tobias the first
OFF WITH THE HEAD
OFF WITH THE HEAD
Hmm
Id like some too
I dunno id like any fish
king tobias the first
25% of 80 is equal to what percentage of 40?
50%
i feel a bit bad for americans
Yeahhh
tbf if you get a wrong answer to that they can skip checking all other questions
@timid star what is better
china or communist china?
in HOI, Id say PRC is more fun
which isnt a criticism of China's tree, PRC just has a different situation
true
for me
i like china a lot more
Certainly true
Massive
Riga btw
I know.
I'm saying that it's not much different from big citites where I used to live
At least you are in the capital of your country
I imagine out in the countryside it's worse
That is true
Because capital
Sometimes better...
Not always
So
Cool word to be written on ice
Living in a city is cool
Here u can see nature even in med size cities
Property hunters would suffer finding smth for you XD
You're in the Netherlands. Anything looks cool there
Like literally from windows of 6th floor
I don't like living in bum nowhere
Also hi Creep
I like living in large urban areas
Sup
Now hate is a strong word
Ig I specify it would to offensive
Let's say i am introvert Instead
I live in a mid-sized village and Im 2 streets away from a large supermarket, a bakery, a butcher, the forest, a snackbar, two restaurants, the village square...
I have castle
We call it city type village or smth like that
Nah 3k people
But like, Netherlands is extremely well connected and very small. So it's hard to be literally nowhere
Yea small town
Latvia is my second favourite baltic country tbh
We dont really use the word town in Dutch so I forget about it in English
When I went to Austria by bike last year in July, that was cool and we were in some really cute towns but Vienna was still my favourite
Estonia for me on top
Lithuania raaah
Yea town is very specific. Don't have a good word for it either
Estonia is basically nordic
Still counted baltic state
Shhhh
Don't let the larpers fool you 
Don't want to be offensive
But Poland lite
Damn
Ouch
Can u get cheap cigarettes and booze there too?
If we call Estonia nordic
Banned from Lithuania
Than why not
For me is cheaper to order blocks of 24 from Belarus
LMAO
Ofc totally legal
There are some "exports" from Ukraine to Slovakia
Cigarettes and booze?
Cigarettes and juices for vape
Let's goooo
I hate that eu banned tasty juices
Vaping is kinda bad so don't blame them?
Why not ban them totally
Now who's gonna enforce that lol
I just devastated because of that my fav "Cherry bomb" juice is banned
Ouch
Yeah
When Monster starts making vape juice is the day I will start vaping 
So only old-school cherry cigs left
Also it's kinda tricky to smoke here
Is it banned?
"Ofc" everyone below 21 is non smoker
I mean yea
Alc btw is from 18 still
Man I love German laws pertaining to drinking
Legal at 14 with parental supervision
Beer and wine at 16
All at 18
Smoking and vaping is at 18 though
I love how no one cares in Latvia
Yea same
U can by some vodka at 12
Not in huge targets
But in local shops
Actually I'm thinking there is no good and bad
Shades of grey is more suitable
Wdym?
Like getting alc from shop as minor is better than from illegal distributors
Both is kinda bad. Like getting vodka at 12 and nobody batting an eye is kinda bad no
Then again different Standards
That's why grey
But like, who's distributing alcohol illegally when it's not illegal
Not worst option
Illegal is to distribute to minors
U can look at sunrise without drink...
But does it worth it
Translated text from poster
Bridge 🌉
Gud that u can
Wish u luck
Is it Slavic language?
Or u just replace every letter to z
Was able to do the same in Ukraine too lol
Vovchyk are u still in Ukraine considering it were really dangerous
Who we?
Why i am included
?
Guys has the storm in the east coast effected y’all for me? Nah because I don’t live at the area it was at
A Texans worst nightmare
Why?
3% on phone
Going on top of this
Cool view
Only half hour left till moment this day became the best
Oh wow you are at ShangHai
Hnph
It came
Hope the best 4 u bruv

Are you gonna meet someone special?
Go get her, tiger
No I am not
Fr lol just an Eastern European thing lmfao
hallo 
hru :3
Slightly anxious about a job interview tomorrow, hbu :3
Hi mari
good luck!!
Hello Flowi
ttyyy
Good
Imma check if food is in the oven yet and then fix Road to 56 bugs and watch Twitch
So im praying that, that job interview goes well
tyy
My Cat just learned to drink out of a running Faucet
It was cute to watch
But idk why she decided to drink out of there
She has many water bowls
One in every room

okey so something I thought I will never see happen just happened
Austria went communist and in the civil war
meanwhile the germans did anschullus
so germany anexed the state of austria while the communists continue to be independent, but they instantly go to war with germany who anexed austria's troops so in the end the war continues like normally except the fact that now the non-communist austrian side has a million reinforcements
this is just cool ngl it never happened like this
oh and switzerland got voralberg ig
currently trying to guess all of europe
Cool
so far done this
only problem is that because of this germany doesn't core vienna and burgenland, and voralberg which is crazy
Aren't cats like scared of tap water?
why would they
and also my cat does the same thing
since she was little, and she never wanted to drink out of a normal water bowl ever since
there is no way
BRO
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 
so what happened is lithuania became a soviet puppet, and then the soviets had a civil war, and the left won, but left the baltics alive
and germany took the opportunity to take lithuania
PFFFFFFFT
HAHA

I love hoi4 alt hist
@meager patrol
Now you are a queen?
i may be cooked
You are only a fan
stormworks was goated
I own it
But it runs so bad
Its the worst performing simulation based game i've played in recent times
Thanks everything gone pretty well
i still dont know how to make planes/actual engines
i just steal engines from the workshop
Really only got it for boats tbh
Didnt really use many planes
Play sandbox and sink them for fun
Pretty much all I did
i made a rlly fun boat
still works i think
after 4 years
i have also made a polish TKS
Actually I think i am cooked
Hoi atleast is interesting
what is dota 2 even about
Like lol but u have total freedom in your games
And only alive moba which still has some rts features
Ye this game is crap
Atleast i get every peace of content without 0 grind
Lowkey her unc ruined our plans
So only abt 3hrs
Good, that's means u are in safe place
I just saw this
when was Flowi crowned
Self proclaimed queen while Empress is still here
Sounds interesting
I mean I am still above a queen so
I dont really mind if its not directly my domain :3
Guess the company chat
Nestle
Correct
Yeah not particularly surprised lmfaoo
Good night everyone
GN
Now my goal is to buy an iPhone, and in the summer I will work and take my driver's license at the same time.
Honestly tired of beggarly androids
I'm currently using Infinix, which was bought for 30k rubles while its price is 10k rubles or even less.
actually sounds like crap
but in it's segment probably gud
Yea dw I am
Infinix note 30 VIP
Good night
proportions
Like what?
It heats up, lags and is inconvenient to use. They used the cheapest plastic
2015 xiomi flagmans were made same way
rn they are doing pretty well
1 working camera, 2 2mp macro plugs, 3 monochrome plugs, 4 flashlights.

hi
so which of them are necessary to u
hi
good night :3
i am on 7th sky from happiness
no need to be
for me is
You’ll fall as rapidly as you got on that 7-th sky
4 pings
yep

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Working - always in use
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macro, I've never used it, it's useless.
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Monochrome, it is needed for ugly smoothing, which spoils the picture. It is not used by the user in any way. And to be honest, I would have removed it.
so u know what u don't need
One is mine
Now you are a queen?
one is mine, when where you crowned
yay catchy offlane
Ngl princess sounds like a title with perks while queen just sounds like a fancy pants job
I use apps to take photos without the ugly smooth of a monochrome camera.
true thats why empress is obviously the best title
:3
empress too tbf
Wanna be my king?
same words
Im telling Tobi
except that all dota players are dogs
and to be honest, it would been looks better if they had left one Camera. And reduced it in size

if u need camerphone
than apple or samsa
wow since when are u a queen OwO
Sure ig
(2 hours XDDD)*
oh yea bratislava slovkaia
where is the daily teto
uhm
based
hai guys
Welcome
Hai :3
how is everyone? :p
oooh
XD
I will take that as an compleamant
Excuse me?
??
xd
Im not sure on what you mean
well it was just a joke about hoi players being single
ill stop talking like a 4channer mb
Have fun in the basemant
Nooo come back
😢
But uncle sam needs you
😔
Thay could do something like this
Jack's infinite cute gifs theory
was shown on practice today
also
how do i send emojis from other servers with discord subscription?
You cant in this server
its disabled
oh

sad but necessary ig
@meager patrol
From which royal house are you?
Or~~ hohenzollern~~