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face it broski you're gonna be american soon
NO GOD I WANT MY PR
I NEED A PERNAMENT RESIDENT
BOOO AMERIKANS
Why we got so many Teto images recently
hi, im new in the hoi4 community, how many hours do you guys think i can start play multiplayers, without be defeated in 10 mins?
play mp, learn there
what it means?
the german sign is associated with lots of killing
the communist sign is associated with oppression
but also equality
hard work, strength
and what took to get there
the sickle represents the lower classes that labour hard everyday to be able to live 1 fraction of the life of the upper classes
the red represents the blood that was taken to achieve a equality and the common goals of the revolution(overthrowing the tsardom to establish the soviet union)
I mean, it's from the game's dlc trailer, I'd assume stuff made for the game would be allowed
the hammer represents the industrial workers that work off in industrial factories to make products used by consumers
the soviet union isnt built on hatred like axis germany
the soviet union was a power built on brotherhood and determination to create a fair and equal state
eventually it collapsed
corruption being the main factor
i sent a gif of one of the games dlcs....
the soviet one(idk the name)
Not the stagnant economy?
here ima dm it to u
Nah im good
If something is from PDX, you can post it
Hitler picture bad
Hitler portrait in game good
Shows Italy invading the Raj
ik
Ive always found that gif funny because of that
So i had a dream
Again
So i was in school
Some weird stuff happend
I dont remember
But when it was the end of school where we all go home
I was going hone with one cute boy
I asked him if he wanted to hold hands
He said yes
But he was unsure of his decision
And as we holded hands
It was my friends hand๐ญ
He teleported himself behind me
@timid star time for work
Wakey wakey
Time to buy the https://jentschura-shop.ch/D/hildegard----orgon-akkumulator/hildegard-orgon-akkumulator-buche-natur-8001.htm
HILDEGARD ORGON Akkumulator Buche natur
dawg what demons haunt your sleep
ive seen this so much i think its gotten old
and it isnt even good shit
blud aint doing giga encirclements
๐ญ
"bro didnt enrich his plutonium before mining it"
"bro didnt calculate the width of the sun before going home"
i dont think flowi much of a hoi4 player
i swear ive never seen flowi talk bout hoi4
just off topic
fafo
literally
fudge around and find out
and you will learn as you lose
if you learn from your mistakes or proactively read what things do you prolly will learn in less then 100h
otherwise your gonna end up like those muppets who keep asking how to do things in chat
100h ๐ญ
why does that seem like something impossible to do with this game
when i say learn i mean being able to do hard shit
oh
you can stay at the very basic level and just keep playing op nations
i can do that w most games
like the nerds who just play soviet union cause you cant lose as soviet union without messing up severly
๐ญ is japan skill or nah?
No
its pretty easy
their surrounded by shitt neighbours who cant fight too good
and they got good population and industry
skill is when you learn to play poland on historical
italy is pretty op and pretty shit
its the stepping stones
Buy the hildegard orgon akkumulator
k ty for the tips
What now
play germany and try out templates and stuff
k
The hildegard orgon akkumulator
cause literally germany with player against ai never loses
same for most countries really except like czechia
Bro what wven is that
actually if u arnt trash and speed run good units as czechia and get into allies
u can also survive
If you put your shopping on it and wait half an hour, they will be freed from the evil barcodes
basically anyone except a minor chinese warlord on historical is easy
sounds like stealing
Oh that thing
Right
I wont buy it
can you translate im not german and the idea of stealing being normal is intriguing
blasphemy
I am not a crazy person
google adding ai dub but not ai subs
dam you google

I love this subject only when everything works fine
Woof
Woof
Woof woof
Sniff sniff
Wruff?
Snoooow
I love snow
Wha
Do you understand?
No not really
It looks like a smaller boy is hiding in a Muskelman outfit
Hello jack
Hi jack
I did something
Peak use of free will
Even added a tank
Non nitro_part of car for fast wroom in the back ๐
make servers on jokage
tragedy
๐ what that mean bro
damm
i love scammers
i love when the servers would be on "jokage"
<@&846894118219022336>
tragedy
jokage
scar-e
@meager patrol wakey wakey
Pls share
Welcome
1 liter milk a day keeps a Bone fracture away
Unless youre lactose intolerant
In that case
Be sure to put on a Spacesuit
Bc you are going to fly to the moon
Thats me
I love drinking milk
cheese has it too
Than you want a cheese wheel?
Peak
Hahahahaha
they made them in to a moon
THEY PUT ESTRAGON IN MY FOOD
and
My favorite Warhammer40k moment is when
Curze: I have disabled your suspiciously hammer shaped teleporter
Vulkan: That is true, but my teleporter shaped hammer is still functional
you dont seem like the tipe to mind it
(I am fully asuming that you ment estrogen)
oh
tarragon
I used to drink 3 liters when I was 10
I do not want someone break dance in my bed pls ๐ญ๐
Nuu it was expensive
SECOND AMENDMENT, IDC I DON'T LIVE IN THE USA
I dont live there either
Still at the show
You are sleeping on the couch
I'd rather not
God knows what my roommates have done on it
Also this is MY HOUSE
Than on the ground
So YOU WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH
What kinda show is that
YOU DARE COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DICTATE WHERE I SLEEP?!
SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST
NO!
End of Discussion
Why not on the floor?
Better idea:
You can have a bed from one of my roommates
(they have better beds tbh)
Why do you wanna sleep on my bed bro
Nu :-[
Dawg WTH did I stumble upon
Nope
You will sleep on the couch
While i rest in the comfy bed
Nah
Being sick and bed rotting is one of the best
Just bed roting
And then i feel bad
Hoi4 on console when?
When you get a gf
#military #USA #joke #warzone #information #informative #US #storytime #trending #army #soldier #usnavyl #usnavyseal #usmilitary #aviationlovers #usarmy #usairfroce #airfight #fighterjet #jet #pirates #pirate #seahawk #defense #protection #helicopter #boat
We need this in hoi4 ๐
Dang bro, could be decades from now
Iโm virginmaxxing
WE are virginmaxxingโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
I just felt sleepy
After several nights without sleep
Or i just go raw and will myself to be awake
And why are u doing that
Playing with friend
So yes
There is no reasons
Micro sleep
Like theres gotta be atleast some loading time
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
If u steal
100$
From a store
U later return
Then
U buy 70$ in grocerys with that same bill and they give u back
30$
How much money did the store loose
60$
Yet the store still lost the 70$ in lost grocerys
Enough to sue u
Yall I changed my pfp is my pfp nice
Where?
Germany
Nvm its shoplifting not robbery
๐ฉต
Hi O_O
yeah why
i'm doing so good in vic 3
Day 205 of posting Teto every day in off-topic ๐ฉท
The person in yellow has the view of a lifetime
That's Neru
Who are Neru
๐
A vocaloid
AI?
Oh
Itโs from a music thing
it basically sings vocals in certain songs, and uses a pretty complex system
Damn I think it's better than AI song
Though thats an usual vocaloid, Neru on the other hand does not have a voicebank, so its usually a high pitched Miku voicebank instead
Pure ball
So high pitch Miku
yes most of the time
Am I the only football player that like Slam Dunk
It obviously is
It would be insulting to even try comparing AI songs with Vocaloid ones
problem is, there are some people who use AI to make "vocaloid" songs, so they dont use a voicebank, but those arent counted as part of it because they dont use an actual voicebank
I only listened to "Senbonsakura" thought ๐ฅ
Great song
Who agree that J-pop>K-pop
They are two different things but I like jpop more
I love Canto-pop
oh hell nawh can we get mods on this
why is he running a genshin pfp
yo you guys gotta stop clicking on scam links
guh
Whar
tf is Himalayan alligator
maybe the tibetan monk training will find it
look at the damn specs that should be $1000 at max
im guessing people aren't buying it for the specs
and more of the 18k gold (albiet its not that much), and the alligator skin
nvm its not
if it even is real allegator
im looking at a map and i don't even think tibetan monk training will find it
"himylayan allegator" that aint allegator at ALL
just go get a average phone case
or hell kill one yourself and skin it
its actually south of the border of china, so ig it could be kinda feasible
circa researchgate,net , also no pixels
504k for a phone is insane
let me grab a nokia, paint it rose gold and black
and sculpt a snake out of clay
I can feel my skin cells dying
Its only 30โฐ but the uv rating is really close to 14
Legit 6 minutes without sunscreen you get sunburnt
Pretty much new guys here
Tf does a genshin profile picture have to do with the game
It's not illegal to use Genshin pfp
Just
What
The
Frenchie
Yall need to stop randomly spending money on hypercurrency
Spend it on Nvidia stock instead
@wary marsh should we call Slovakia people Slovak or Slovakian
you call slovakian people slovak and you call slovak people slovakian
Sunshine Sunshine lady bugs awake
Clap your hooves and do a little shake
Are u 2 same account oml
ik the floofyfloof gal is somebody
Damn
I just feel weird why there's 2 bots sending random pony gif
not two bots
no
Damn
This is peak
can confirm tank is not a bot
how do you know 
i joined the EAW discord server
because you had to verify using a 3rd party service to join the EAW discord server
You have to verify to join this one, atleast a phone number
I've been in this server since 2022. Sadly my 2 bans and my main being gone doesnt show that
150,NEW HIGHEST SCORE
This is a mlp server smh
Sleep
Woof
Woof?
Arff :3
Bark >:3

WRUFF
Grrrrr
Idk I can send photos only with subscription
Is it a problem in resolution or something?
My phones camera is pretty mid but still could be an issue
Arrf arrf wruff >:(
(@worldly rose bark bark )
Wruff!
WRUFF WRUFF WRUFF WRUFF!!
๐ช
Attack! xD
๐ช
Pony something something
Stab
There is no savior

You either get ponies, or furries in the hoi4 discord server
But really you get both
like god intended
And I guess the not to secret femboys
But its only the first 2 things that really matter
MORNING JACK
Also good morning, despite the fact im about to go to sleep 
happy bday have a good eep

jack confused me
Yea I just checked for a moment and I'm confused wtf is going on
Woof
Bark >;3
English only smh
it is english smh
Nah
i could bark in german but that would be against the rules smh
Pony posting maybe
idk
Most likely yea
My brain is fried after trying to get fallout 3 working for 5 hours strait ๐
@worldly rose
There is no mercy
Only the magic of friendship
and the fatman from fallout
Also my brother Examined my pc yesterday since it crashed at hoi 4
wruff wruff >w<
He send me this picture
Bark ^^
insert brennan lee muligan rant about how friendship being a magic type is a terrible trope
(Don't think anyone is gonna get this joke but anyways)
Insert queen chrysalis and discord saying the same thing
insert a queen cd
Ok but which one
It is only 3 million errors
he's an odd fella
He's funny
Took me a few minutes
Windows live fix I think is no longer necessary
Yeah I got it working
This isnt even my first time ๐
Never had this much issue before
Also peak english grammar and sentence right here
Ok I sleep now
goodnight!
Good night
Why it wasn't working?
Not enough
and make a percentage graph
i dunno i havent watched mlp in a couple of years
yes i was obsesed with it when i was little and i know ther lore
I wasn't it just was a show which I were switching for Ben 10
91.6% memory is very bad 100% usage i say give up
i have a feeling his machine aint running good
41c with 100% usage is interesting doe
My brother said it was a Benchmark
oh
i thought ur pc just blowing up
my pc pretty average
prolly cause my power supply is cheap ash
userbenchmark ๐
๐
is that cucumber?
english smh
Its pickle candy
we have a similar candy here but its just sour strips
Its a pickle brand that sometimes does silly temporary cooperations like pickle cheese
Pickle cheese was actually quite nice
pickle cheese ive tried that
it isnt bad with olives
whats wrong with olives
i love olives
olives are horrible
yes olives suck
olives raw
Yeh olive oil is fire
olives in all forms r ok
it taste like chicken
not a big fan
but it taste like chicken
i think snails taste good too but im not french
french food just taste like if italian food and english food merged
thank you
The best places for food in France are:
- Lidl
- Overpriced Parisian restaurant

Unless youre a fan of snail and duck, then theres more places to eat
i only know how french food tastes cause they keep moving here
and when enough people move to a place they open up food stalls
Baguette though hmmmmm
i love duck i like snails
duck is good bit of chinese food
Our chinese restaurants have lots of Indonesian/Dutch influence so they drop stuff like duck in favor of stuff more liked over here

we have a lot of vietnamese folk
who operate chinese restaurants
quite funny
also french food is peak
Our snackbars are often run by Chinese people/people of Chinese descent
And Chinese people lead Chinese restaurants that sell predominantly Dutch/Indonesian food
Like what dishes? ๐ค
creme brulee ๐คค
alot of chindos
when yall left
yall didnt leave it properly
all the minorities fled cause the dutch let one majority control everything
alot of former indonesian minorities left like crazy to malaysia singapore netherlands australia the usa
all because the dutch didnt break up their colony when they left
Faaaaair
Where can we discuss alternate history?
here
Here ig
but like nothing modern poltics
Are you sure you can do this? I got a warning for no reason last time.
Warning!
You were warned in the Hearts of Iron Official Discord Discord server! If you wish to inquire about this warning you can send a message here!
Reason
[Rule 2 - Avoid Controversial Topics]
โฎ Avoid discussing real-life religion, politics, or controversial topics.
[Rule 3 - Respect and Fair Play]
โฎ Show respect to others and refrain from using offensive language, memes, or disrupting games through cheating, hacking, DDoS attacks, or direct sabotage of multiplayer games.
been warned
No alternate history past 1945
Mods can be added
We definitely can't talk about alternate history here, like Japan defeating the United States, right?
Which sub-channel allows discussion of these topics without triggering warnings?
If its not post-war IIRC, I forgot the exact rule since the #history channel has been deleted for a while
You can play a Gundam-themed alternate history mod.
I don't really like snails
But I approve the croissant and Baguette
Amd some other
aheya
only french dish i know
actually beaver tail tastes grate
The first warship of the Austrian Navy in 2026 has been finished!
Its probably not gonna float but its gonna work against Italy at least
What's mlp
Birch sap?
No thank you
the community that you either love or hate. The "My little pony" community. Consisting of middle aged men.
No
But a bit sweeter
I have my redbull
Unhealthy
The austrian navy hell yea
Idc
BIRKENSAFT
von trapp
Ew the map is so ugly
ok bro u lost to germany civil war silencio
No,not only
I got beaten United by Poles,Slavs,Frenchie and Ponys
arrรชter la communication verbale
Speak Cantonese pls I don't speak Surrenderian
pog gai ddlm
It's "Polk Kai DLLM" you got it all wrong
im not gonna go ful caps also thats just me being lazy
cause its just latinised version you can put whatever as long as it sounds right
pinying is overrated
Kau Sing Luk Tiu is better
incase i lose in china
Taiwan is ur colony?

My Little Pony (MLP) is a toyline and media franchise developed by American toy company Hasbro. The first toys were developed by Bonnie Zacherle, Charles Muenchinger, and Steve D'Aguanno, and were produced in 1981. The ponies feature colorful bodies and manes, with a unique symbol on one or both sides of their flanks; recent incarnations refer t...
First time in my life see u says smth that's not pony
yes
HIIIIII TAILS
Plz colonize HK either thx
We don't want some kind of brutal dictator colonize us
We want some people like Victoria
Or QEII
Wow u r at Shenzhen alr
too late the von is at ur door
Finally somebody can develope us
Give us enough freedom and no massacre and promise a better economy we will be loyal to u
This extended version of Megatron in Detention played during the Season Finale Part 2.
This is more of a test of recording something using my new Hauppauge HD PVR, so hopefully it works out alright. It took me forever to figure out which format I shouldn't use. Probably quality isn't the best and that will be something I'll be tweaking with.
I...
your prolly not gonna see real shit happen in this universe
im letting my puppet do whatever
wha
Wie ist รsterreicher!
๐คทโโ๏ธ alr then
im extracting the resources and industry
i aint gon do much else
We have ports und place to industrialize
Build a port at Kwai Chung and industrialize Tsuen Wan
Same with Tai Po and Chai Wan
This is the best prob
@timid star pls make shure that the boy from the church youth will be there in 3 days
i will pray for it
theres nothing more i can do
w
you could look trough my basemant
or just search him
i am not in your basement anymore tho
What was that sentence supposed to be?
We is Austrian
I am bad at German grammar
We are Austrian or we is austrian?
We is Austrian
Wir ist รsterreich
gerne! Now lets get back to english before Chak gets annoyed again
Ok,merci coup
@timid star wakey wakey
STOP
@safe saffron delay no more
Hmm
I think playing this game since October 2021 and playing for this long is unhealthy
Wait
There
I'm getting a bit rusty
I saw that day...
Lost my mind..
Lord; I'm fine!
maybe in time.. You'll want to be mine..
1k hours for that many years isnโt much
Oh
I think I got the game October 2023 and I have 3k hours
Damn
Still fell off
Fun game
September 2022 and 2.1k hours for me ๐
;-;
We might have a problem
Whats the problem?
@timid star can you explain?
Also wakey wakey
213% spike for a pizzeria near the pentagon
last time that happend during the venezuella icident
I wish Iran luck
explain what
Im so confused
pizza index
its the amount of pizza orders in DC going up when smth happens
Something is going to happen?
I thought nothing ever happens
Is 2026 the year of something happens
is imperator rome worth it
looks really fun and cool
never hear anyone mention it though
heheheh
Long time no see man
Few days ig
Does Mitsuri want to say
"Jutland"
THE GREAT KHAN
Or maybe she wanna say "Just peachy"
FACTORY SPLIT OF DOOM
what year is it
2025
31mil manpower
honkong
june 1940
is a very intresting place
Day one of hating on rule 2
68
They did Israeli dirty
Or Israeli
again a question we will newer get a answer to
Pov HOI4 players
WHY
ARE YOU
PUSHING
WHEN WERE MENT TO HOLD
WE HAVE -2855 GUNS
COLECTIVLY
NO TANKS
AND ONE ARTILERY IN DIVISIONS
BECAUSE
WE ARE ONE
TILES
AWAY
FROM
BRANDENBURG
Wait we are playing Germany
trust well win
Ngl I am that one Moron
im a chronical
How I cost 9999 days to complete Rotterdam battle
civ greeder
HEY
IF THERES A COUNTER
IT MEANS YOULL WIN EVENTUALY
It's a calculator then
I surrendered at 1943
if you press the button
you will get 1 milion for every hour your at war in hoi4
but youll feel the pain of every soldier
Even enemy's?
They are not drugs they are medicines
what is a medicine
A drug is any chemical substance (besides food or water) that, when introduced into a living organism, causes a biological effect, often altering body function or structure, used to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease (like medicine) or for recreational purposes to alter mood or perception, taken via ingestion, injection, inhalation, or other methods
Thissss
That makes every item of food a drug if you didnt exclude them
Ima turn them down then
BESIDES FOOD OR WATER R U BLIND
I DID
Read it again
we said that before you edited it
Yu uh

Can you repeat that in English?
You are the twin of Idiom
Idiot
Is this Just peachy irl
food are drugs
what
Idk
i could newer be blond
vampires always have black hair
Day one of hating at EA Sport
air is a drug
U r not vampire
it has effects on the bodie
*hating EA since day 1
Damn
everything is a drug
But yeah if I have a computer I would leave FIFA
I am trust 100%
Are you born in Transylvania
Evidence that u r a vampire
Say it
SAY IT
I TOKD YOU TO SAY IT
Gurl we are online not offline

Get tf out from me
that time i got reincarnated as a female version of dracula in a isekai world
I HAVE GUN
soo do i
Ymw f- it
WATER BREATHING,FIRST FORM,SURFACE SLASH
im not a demon
