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They’ll take away the bed instead
Muhahahahha
But they can sleep on the floor
takes away the house
It aint about sleeping😭
Let em sleep on the floor
I ment u
Which is quite dangerous because my tongue is very loose
Id love to get a human sized dog bed
Sameee
Looks
Soo comfy
Pluss i dont have the constant dread of falling of the edge of my bed
Bad idea
And i dont want it
Pluss my friends know me for being half asleep during school
thats not an alt thats just my friend
Also for looking like a school shooter
@meager patrol i am spreading catholic Christianity on a minecraft server :3
it might be shocking for you that ppl have real life friends
Nice discovery
We found that out as fetuses
Nice
Ts u?
yes
1 million percent yes
Actually thats me
Flowi can prove
Wait a min
His hair is as long as mine
U speak french?
No
@stiff agate should i complemant?
Bone apple teeth
Can confirm
“Je suis european”
hi gideon
yooo
Hi colin
gideon also knows french
Where u from in europe
What
Bonjour
the town where hitler is from probably
Compliment?
Should i say something nice?
Sureee
Im pretty sure thats the capital if austria
Thats, quite rude
Tuff pfp
Where u from in europe?
Germany
Well he was born there
Spraak jij deutsch?
Keep it english
and austrians speak german for the most part
And he sucks
Yes but do u speak it?
I speak german, as is common for someone from germany
what
you cannot speak German my guy
I can prove that you will look nice in a Men's suit on our wedding
I speak dutch french and arabic ao a 5th language would be tuff
YOU SUCK
I know i do
Mehhh
(SO I CAN FINALY MEET THE CURCH YOUTH GUY)
Where are u from?
Mid rizz
you suck in french class gideon
You can only speak English and broken french
I wear one multiple times
Massachusetts usa
Nice
What u taking in hs
Im gonna take ap french next year
Ts bouta be light
ap bio apush hon english and hon band
😭
Also who says I will be wearing a suit?
Nice
Junior we can and senior we can do ap
q
im not taking french senior year
Why gng
I might prolly not
Our french teachers are most possibly the worst one ever
Yoo @meager patrol want w skibidi riz
Yeah but I have as
Mine is sexist and racist at the same time
Wear whatever you want hubby
From you
ours is sexist but not racist
No
hubby
But mine has the brain power of a french fry tho
our french teacher wants to end her life
i think our french teacher is actually somewhat french
Well i have more responsive flirts
When i try to speak to her she struggles really bad
So they only work when someone flirts first
But
I hate my last name
||can it be yours?||
Im a minor
Whats wrong?
Tbh i need some setup
Give something
Wait i have w rizz up my pocket
But ill dm it coz im not gonna risk it
R u a dude or wha
The pfp is throwing me off
Ut talm bout rizz is rare around girls
Or i js dont see it cuz they scare me
Because im mostly joking
Bad jokes
Come on the first one was atleast a bit funny
Im a immortal vampire trust
Ig bruh
No
And for your own good
Never
Never ever
Send those again
Otherwise I'll go absolutely crazy
In Germany we would say
"dann werde ich Fuchs teufels wild"
It transalated to
Ill become like a fox, furius like the devil
Oh
What does fox say
Meh ill disappear now
😭
He is
When i comb my hair and it crakles with electricity does it mean that i am combing it good
Hii chak
Can we have a cat picture please?
After a certain speed the plastic makes static regardless of the speed
Who has a cat?
I forget which ones I've sent so far, but I also haven't taken too many more since the last time because I have just been trying to socialise her more
can send this one tho
Awwwwwwww ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
True, but you shouldn't usually brush your hair fast anyway because it pulls out the follicles
(I have long hair, and use both brushes and combs on it to keep it smooth ontop of everything else)
Ye
Its a domestic shorthair longhair, colour is a tortie
I lowkirkinuinly have never brushed my hair
I wish i still had one
Mine is smwhere in fance for some reason
I adopted this one last week (new years eve)
Figured I'd start the year out with a new cat, since its a year with a lot of new stuff for myself IRL
Yup, that's definitely a cat
Oh ofc, sorry
I have a idea
We steal
Every can
And every food
And we go to a island we lock ourselfs away
Newzeeland would be nice
Well we would also need to steal a couple can openers
(i know that newzeeland isnt one island but u know what i mean)
602 islands
2 main 600 small
A bit too warm for me
I would melt
Well
I gotta go back to Antarctica
Alright
Same
Im melting
And im 17798171729927282901011927828282° C
Without a fan
I love the humble fan
Id say
Im a huge fan
Just use your people out of the basemant
Meh
I dont want to boil too
Im not a monster
You have kids and woman in your basemant
I only have man in mine
So you already are the monster
And
Ur sexist
I treat everyone equely
And i even give the children extra rations
Than the whole world is sexist
See
The world is the problem
I even pay them the same wages
Aka 1 bread per hour
Nonpen apparently
I love this game
Oh, that is with even the weaker non aphe shell
@cold jay Hey baby! I'm gonna have to ask you to check your dms babe! Just know i really miss you and love you!
I’m not affiliated with this person
When’s the new czechoslovakia focus coming out?
Q2 I think?
OK!
Bro ur pfp
Me after knowing Brentford 3-0 Sunderland
omfg i hate the newest version of hoi4
having so much trouble in trying to get the game to run with mods properly and without having japan's leader to become mr generico 2000
i hate that guy
Long time no played HOI4 why new update sucks

Hru?
Thats good
I'm kind of updating some of my mods
Thats cool
Like having a bunch of unique ship models
nothing, just struggled a lot to get hoi4 to run with specific mods that add reworked or new focus trees to nations I want to play but I can't cuz I don't have their dlc
I just gave up trying and I'm playing as the USSR now
maybe stalin's moustache will calm me down
it worked for me
fixes all the problems in my life
i heard the other german moustache might work too
stalinium proves to be the best medicine
That will be pretty cool
This is the end, I held budapest for 1 year
It has ended
They just straight annexed all of Poland, Czechoslovakia, austrua and me
I once played HOI4 as Germany and got beaten by Poland,left only Baden and Berlin
Was that when you first started becasue i did the same thing lol
Im playing geometry dash becasue i got bored of hoi4 frfr
I was playing hoi for like 3 hours
No,that's when I already got 500+ hours og gameplay
Brother, how
I have like 510 hours now
How do you loose to Poland with 500 hours😭
That time I am war with:
Yugoslavia
Frenchie
Polska
Belgium
UK
Etc
Civilian difficulty btw
Gang
Thats why i build forts along my border with the maginot line and the Benelux
And put a defensive line thing across it
And Yugoslavia is just a skill issue
Now I am good enough to beat Frenchie
I was good enough to beat the French when I had like 20 hours
fat skilll isueeeeeee
Why u need forts as germany
U are the one who starts war just wait until u ready
And cover all fronts
I played hoi4 maybe 6+ hour yesterday
Same thing done tonight
Incase something goes south
Which has happened a few times
There is no possibility that polish would push u either French
Im singing it now
Thank u
There is so much snow outside
Blud got snow
Pretty tame day for me
30⁰
goonzp
Celsius?
Snowy
Nice.
Yea
Omg lucky
Wdym
Southern hemisphere
so much things have happened in 7 days
Meža tehnikums
Yeah name is for sure fitting 😅
There is so much snow
Yuhh. So much to throw
The last time i saw snow was on a trip to Colorado last summer
You people are really lucky to get snow
Where I live I get snow every 5 years and only thin snow for 1 day
So u can just walk in sneakers not having second pair of shoes only for 1 season
Like walk all year in one pair of shoes
Thats lucky
Plus snow is a pain in the ass
Every view from window is worth to be a wallpaper
But its preaty
Not like clean snow
Filthy snow with reagents from roads
Every snow is the pain in the ass once it gets in to ur shoe
Literally killing letters shoes
Yes
Yes, infact you can go with Crocs
Not an option here in Latvia
It was 80 degrees f yesterday
Never heard of that city
Wait isn't that in like Arkansas or something?
Here's the average Texas winter:
By the way it was 60f (15.556) c
Ignore cat prints
Huhh, why not. I have them 😂
Pretty cool slippers for the beach
This is fake America. There is a sidewalk
No it's just that there's no bike lanes
There is probably a bike lane in Texas
As all year shoes
you can wear em as all year shoes
if ur man enough
I guess temperature is not giving a shi, on drunken bears count
Experienced my self
All the trees are still green here
Texas is painfully tropical. And there isn't enough good beaches to survive in the summer
im bad with cold so i wouldnt do it
i can only walk around in a single shirt at like 15 degrees
anylower i need some protection
Which degrees Fahrenheit Celsius?
celcius duh
at 15 fahrenheit u would die
Were the kebabs good
Thats only -9°C
Easy game with a shirt
insane
Literally the temp here and I walk around in a skirt so
Why decided to get not spicy, but spiciest
my friend and I you mean
Yes
i live a lil above the equator so 🤷♂️ other then when i go on trips
its hot
Idk what is difference in my friend and friend of mine
its the same meaning but my friend and i is the proper grammatical statement
I live in north Germany
Cold is my peak
Heat is my death
you made it too long
And I decided that I must be respectful to food, so I ate all of this through tears
you put ur self at the end when talking about people
my family and i
my brother and i
me and my friend also works but 🤷♂️
While my friend betrayed me on half of kebab and run away to shop to get ice cream and milk
im fine with cold
but the coldest ive been is only -10ish
so 🤷♂️
Thanks for explanation
So doing pe after this kebab was total pain
maybe if i go to my homeland in china it would be colder but my family hasnt been there for 200 years
-30 for me
Eventually 5 mints was enough to hold breath after this kebab
Homeland
Hasn't been there for 200 years
Bruh
So I was not providing discomfort for other people
Only slowly melting from inside
Actually prety good kebabs
Just do not tell spiciest
Because smell after this would be considered as odor
🤷♂️ maybe longer
Thats no longer Homeland man
🤷♂️
i consider malaysia singapore and china to be my homeland
More accurate would be where you live at this point instead
well i consider singapore to be my homeland
TOP CENA
I am not promoting and it's grate to not drink them
Xd
Hey Sav
also it is where majority of my ancestors come from
so its still a homeland
my family mixed with locals but im still majority chinese
Empty GIF
I guess that's is assimilation process or how it's called correctly.
no
singapore is majority chinese
also we have integration system
assimilation is more common in europe
Not ethnicity but like with locals
but we prefer integration
then its integration
assimilation means adopting the native/majority cultural aspects and language
@timid star wakey wakey
I want to sleep
It's time for church
eitherway assimilation is very ineffective cause minorities dont wanna lose their culture
which is why france sucks
You can sleep in church
Who tf is ball?
Im steeling you from work
leave work go to church and if ur job fires u complain to government
Actually yes pretty working scheme in Europe
Done this to skip some work days
And they got to pay me for them
its illegal in most places to fire someone who leaves work for a religious reason
Ehhh
The way they did it is more of a problem than assimilation in itself
its a rule if you let the minority your tryna assimilate form a large community it wont work
Btw activity was semi connected with church
but they let it happened
Thats called kidnapping
No its called temporary Lend
Not if u tell it is for church
Yeah they let massive groups form which is the problem
Not assimilation itself
it also doesnt work when the minority doesnt wanna assimilate
With telepathic allowance of owner
im telling u no one wants to become french
If its not abused
I guess France is always cursed on that topic
For eu passport?
to escape work
you cant leave and make up a religious reason
I can beat Frenchie now
like i gotta go to church when there isnt a church service
Oh I thought it was in context of becoming French
We fired a dude like that
He kept skipping work with dumb reasons
Didn't see the message he answered
Good news new courses in my college are full of dudes who are like that
in singapore it is like super punishable
The grand misgendering xd
Sorry
cause we have the most religious diversity in the world and you lying is gonna clog the system
It was fun having to do the work of 2 people for a while
Singapore? I don't believe it
By fun I mean annoying
Your word got us mess up
Long time no see
Damn someone who recognises me
Hello
I thought of lot og country but not Singapore
*recognize
I met with this problem first time in December 2025 on my placement from college
9/10
Well I got paid for the work of 1 person
Shocker
what did you expect
If I stopped
We probably would have went bankrupt
European countries or USA
Which we eventually did
the country with a shit ton of immigration from shit ton of places has most religions
europe and the us is majority christian and a lil muslim or jewish
I got payed as 1 persone salary*0.7 because I am a student and other workers "take responsibility and care of me"
Hey Playing Attila total war
Canada
Biggest bullshit i heard
china is more religiously diverse then canada
The government are killing it thought
Dude just told me in which place I work today
Canada have pretty much traditional religion
And then left
china killing other religions? where
my china aint doing that
Turkestan and Tibet
your blind arnt u
*aren't
Do u play sports
not anymore
Which sports u played before
football and badminton
Bamn
I play football rn and dreaming to be a pro player
i stop playing football forever ago
Tf u mean forever ago
It's a figure of speech
Damn
Kidnapping.
he is a hongkonger he takes too much of what i say at face value
Probably gonna stay a dream too
Not English native speaker
Also who tf r u
My bad G
It's ok
So you want to be at work?
Someone with too much time on their hand
I leave work in 20 minutes
What's face value
workaholic
And go to grandmother for birthday
taking something literally
Damn
November
I am asking this brat @twin lion not u sorry
what i was saying
Damn sry
I answered the question for her
Ehhhh
Based on what I assumed
Her pronounce is she/her
People do that
Well
I saw her profile
hoi4 players r all male
Off to prison I go
I don't play hoi4 anymore lol
Then why is you here
Check this guys' profile gng @twin lion
so you became a guy for abit
then swap back to being a girl
understood
Lol
blud doesnt get the joke 💔
Transgender
What?
What mod
there is a joke that girls dont play hoi4
and if they do their lying or transgender
Blud = slang for This guy
Don't get it
Got to go now
Be right back in a bit
Oh
Damn
if your wonder why this joke exist you joined the community too late
peak russian schizo era
I wonder why
Private mod
Damn
Just for the group since honestly
It makes no sense at all
Germany changed the dioplamic relationship with Burundi~~:in love~~
Say that at Vic 3 server
gotta keep redoing everything every update cause they decide to make new structures for vanilla text
reminder
HOI4≠Vic 4 Ik they r Paradox but it just not the same
Germany doesn't exist
Its the Monolith from Stalker
Pov my autocorrect
Best part is Hundred Acre Woods being China 
i just make culture reworks for vic3
Brainwashed Cult basically
Like spawnism
What
A famous cult in Roblox
Tf is a roblox cult
We don't f king know
Monolith is a brainwashed cult worshipping and protecting the Monolith which goes by a different name of Wish Granter
Is this cult large
Depends on the game
Their numbers fluctuate due to how many you kill
Hmm
Interesting
Just a wondertimeline
Ok
Its over Anakin I have the highground
Hello Jack
@timid star Play deltarune
No
Yes
Why
Fluffy boys
i miss helldivers
but everyone i played with quit
so i stopped
U don’t need to play it with freinds
Just respond to SOS calls
its not fun without a buncha guys
randoms
dont even use vc
idk played on pc club account once
joined some russian randoms
and they wor so emotional
like in grate way
how everyone's day going?
😍
Hehe
I think you need new tobi femboy pics smh

@worldly rose Mariiiijn
i think i know which one...
Which is?
Hey hey, sup
Doing good?
About to hand in 2 job applications, been bored otherwise, how about you
peak ship
The Dutch astolfo GIF has a less cute version 😔
I have to get an appointment with a gynecologist
Damn, wishing you good health
sucks
But I'm good
don't fall for femboys they're fake
Theyre very real, but Im like an upside-down magnet to them

Tbf that's very good
@stiff agateThats perhaps a bit too direct for this server
HOWS THAT BAD
@golden stag fancy seeing u here
I think saying it like that has a sexual connotation
Its not a game for everyone
some people may not be as merciful as me
It has a specific niche and its ok
The instadeath is annoying but what kills it for me is that you got a few hours of progression and then its just canned food scavenger simulator
Surely most people would prefer that game without instadeath and infinite enemy respawn?
You can
Change the settings
Im aware
Infinite by default as well
I believe
I am aware theres some sort of cell migration
just
cheat untill u learn
how not to insta die
get a friend
😛
i refunded it
Getting friends is really hard though 😢
😭 i refunded it in 1 hour
if i only refunded tear down
its fun but i shlda refunded it
10 dollars wasnt worth it
I remember when everyone on YouTube was playing teardown
Teardown is fun but only for 1 playthrough
Now no-one touches it
99 minutes
I own that
i shlda refunded it
its peak
I enjoyed teardown but Im frankly sick of it and 30€ is a riduculous price for a few hours of fun
i have 22.2 hours on it
this would anger someone
Let me play it on ur acc
Trust
(i have bf4 hours but using xbox gamepass)
Metro Exodus is pretty cool!
Battlefront 2 is goated if u ignore the massive cheating problems
Metro Exodus is one of the nicest looking games Ive played
all of them r goated if u ignore the massive cheating problem
i played the other version
the pc enhanced version
it looks good
Same ^^
the church tower overviewing the lake
Only the bulletsponge bosses I found annoying
I wanted to do pacifist playthrough and then got it ruined at one point without realizing...urgh...
i didnt like some of the bosses
i shld go back n finish these games
i wanna play a story game that leaves me traumatized for some time any recommendations? already played: most of rockstar titles, Cyperpunk, Witcher 3, Undertale and some other stuff im too lazy to count (yes those are the games that comes to my mind first)
ngl i didnt think people who literally are so good at being politicians would fall for that scam.
Deltarune?
waiting for next chapter
Than you gotta let it be for a few years
any other games 😭 i have hk and hks but im too skill issue
thats cute

my favourite past time -w-
we know you did flowi
what?
That you have lost your mind
Day 204 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
bonus teto
@timid star wakey wakey
Why are you doing this
How to fake an Illness?
There is literally ice cold snow outside
Just go outside and lay in the snow buttnacked
Boom
Instant cold
No
Just straight up no
No balls
Literally
Idk what else you could do then
Poison
You would die
I turned around and saw no Teto, sad
Look again
Is that symbolism i see?
Banned
Do you not know the No Step Back trailer
I did
That’s a dlc in this hoi4
It’s an in game dlc or trailer for a dlc
And?
And if one trailer had an ww2 germany Sign there
Would it be allowed?
She seems to be dissapearing when you turn around
Well
I think there is one
Gotterdammerung maybe
And by checking the rules, yes
All official hoi4 media is allowed to be posted into the server
Even Screenshots?
The limitations are placed on non-official hoi4 things
From the game itself
If you have vanilla content only yes bad symbols are allowed
@worldly rose is it?
For example, the modded swastika flag isint, because its not an official hoi4 thing and its made by the community
Seems so yes
Official* HOI IV art is also the only things you can show people like Stalin/Hitler on
Because of their in-game portraits
how about the ingame photos
it yes
that opens alot of paths
In game context I guess
I want to read a new book and im thinking of reading "Seven Pillars of Wisdom". Do any of you have to say something about the book or no?
What did u eat for dinner u people
hello
Mini pizzas
theyr overated
It was my grandmothers birthday stop hating
checked my build for bosses in teraria fargos
and thorium
prety much same armour from pre boss to hardmode
newer
Welcome!
Damn we got a Chinese here
His bio don’t look Chinese also there is a lot of Chinese people on this server
Da shuai ge is "Handsome guy" in Chinese
I am challenging all of the people at the server
Yeah I noticed
It’s not impossible he might be half n half
I challenge you to a American one I got 756
Me rn:
I live in Canada and I thought I have good Canada knowledge
I'm a geography nerd
and politics
and military
I got that kind of autism instead of the math and science autism
Which city at Canada u live
guess based on map
Give me the map then
what is the most obscure cluster
Vancouver
nien
Toronto
yup
Greater Toronto or just Toronto
hear me out lesser toronto 🧠
BIG BRIAN
GTA
all you're gonna get, I'm not doxing myself
I live in Alberta
so probably by the year's out not canadian