hoi4-general

[untold cove]

an american knowing how to use metric

thats a new one

[leaden wraith]

canadian in disguise

[untold cove]

canadians use metric system too

no way?

[exotic bridge]

I play a lot of arma and DayZ I have no real choice

[exotic bridge]

they mix it with imperial and metric it's so confusing

[untold cove]

WHAT THE HECK IS A KILOMETER

[exotic bridge]

I have a sticker for this

but they don't let us use stickers from other serves

[leaden wraith]

yeah sad

[exotic bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-bob-odenkirk-saul-goodman-usa-united-states-of-america-gif-5322556

[untold cove]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-7059506337667318902

[exotic bridge]

I have a sticker of this

[exotic bridge]

so pretend it's a sticker

[exotic bridge]

that's so real

[leaden wraith]

atleast have a level system to unlock shi

like emojis from other servers

[exotic bridge]

I think it might be because people can come from servers with corn stickers it prevents inappropiate content

people really be doing anything on this platform

[leaden wraith]

same for embed perms though

[misty fossil]

tank

[exotic bridge]

I got muted for a day because I sent an emoji thankfully a mod unmuted me and said be careful

[exotic bridge]

this was last year

[exotic bridge]

no it's just welded steel it shouldn't even come close to that term

[leaden wraith]

t-34 assembly technique for a t-90

[exotic bridge]

now that's a tank

huge difference

[wide osprey]

sir can i have some more colored text

[exotic bridge]

there you go

and it gets worse

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[misty fossil]

hihihihi

[misty fossil]

council of cis heads of states?

what you have trans heads of state in md?

[exotic bridge]

power just went out I don't think anything saved

[exotic bridge]

idk I just started

[misty fossil]

lmao

[prisma steppe]

@untold cove

[untold cove]

yeah

[prisma steppe]

i pinged you cause i found it funny to waste your time

[exotic bridge]

what's it like in the balkans

[untold cove]

your kneecaps are going to be relocated tonight

[prisma steppe]

finnaly they've been stuck in a very unfortunate position

[untold cove]

well you get up, yell at your serbian neighbour, go to work, commit war crimes

average day

[prisma steppe]

bribe politician with 50 euros

[untold cove]

exactly

[exotic bridge]

they gotta try yugoslavia again

[prisma steppe]

the Austria between two giants focustree mod has some of the most cursed flags ive ever seen

there is one for puppeted german austria hungry

[untold cove]

nobody wants different people living together anymore

[prisma steppe]

racist mindset

we must create a meltingpot to exploit the diffrent ones

[untold cove]

get up, beat up my husband, have breakfast and take a shit, leave the bed, go to work

[prisma steppe]

fym, the (not this server) discord mod doenst leave his bed?

[exotic bridge]

well then why not eliminate the resistance?

they don't have access to firearms

it'd be pretty easy

[untold cove]

with CIA and KGB on earth?

[exotic bridge]

oh yeah you're right

forgot about them

[untold cove]

currently it is fine

different people in different nations

EU paying for everyone's soverignity

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[untold cove]

croatia blocking bosnia's sea access

[cedar lance]

take a look in #modding

[prisma steppe]

i am sooo lonely, nobody wants to play valheim with me, they find my modpack repulsive in terms of balance

[exotic bridge]

I think europe is too split

[untold cove]

last guy said that had a funny mustache

[exotic bridge]

ok wait

that sounds bad

but what if

france gets belgium

and luxembourg

[untold cove]

wait until germoney splits again

and italy

and uk

[exotic bridge]

we can restore the romans

imagine

a modern roman empire

the possibilities

[untold cove]

that wouldnt end well on my end

[exotic bridge]

I'd flee america immediately to live in the roman empire that sounds awesome

[untold cove]

i dont know if ottomans can defeat them a second time

[exotic bridge]

why not

I never really learnt what happened with the balkans under the romans

that place is such a confusing sub region man

[untold cove]

couldnt be that bad

[prisma steppe]

wasnt in the balkans a warlord-state that held on for 3-4 centuries?

[exotic bridge]

it's always kinda been like that

[sudden thistle]

Who wouldn’t

[exotic bridge]

roman empire is the best outcome

it might fall in 4 centuries

but it'll be cool

[sudden thistle]

A civil war will happen in under a decade

[exotic bridge]

worth it

[supple summit]

Yo lads question as poland I always go for grand battleplan then get grand assault for the planning bonuses to fight russia and I'm just wondering should I pick something else first as my doctrine or sub-doctrine?

[west jungle]

which occupation law is the best?

[snow rain]

Grand battleplan is best in singleplayer but superior firepower is fine if you're fighting a defensive war for a large part of the war (recovery rate maxing)
Grand assault is by far the best doctrine in operations, although in singleplayer you could argue that rapid domination is very good too because of the soft atk buffs, since you don't need so much brk anyway

[supple summit]

Fair

Cheers then

[cedar lance]

hello franci

[snow rain]

the best laws are locked behind ideology (liberated workers for communist, local autonomy for democracies)

[supple summit]

How is Forced Labour and Harsh quota any good? You wont be getting any compliance gain

[snow rain]

you get the factories faster

you just spend more resources getting it, but you don't have to wait

[supple summit]

Doesnt compliance gain give more factories?

[cedar lance]

wassup Franci

[exotic bridge]

now this is a war plan

[snow rain]

compliance grants you up to 100% resources and factories but takes time to grow if you don't have collabs that grant you compliance immediately

you can also duplicate factories with this law. A 100% complaince (from collabs) with harsh qutoas will give you 130% of factories in state. That works until compliance drops to 70% at which point, you'll be starting to lose factories. That's why in MP germany does collabs on france then pûts it on harsh quotas

[misty fossil]

if you start with 0% compliance, by the time you get to 60% you already lost

[supple summit]

Oh

[untold cove]

brutal oppression my beloved

[snow rain]

not in singleplayer to be honest

[misty fossil]

that is exactly why i ALWAYS recommend buying la resistance

[supple summit]

Fair enough then

[snow rain]

but in MP yes

[supple summit]

Right then cheers lads

[snow rain]

most serious MP games end by 1942 with ether soviets dying or DDay succeeding

[untold cove]

that didnt come out so good

[snow rain]

just passing by before going back to work

[cedar lance]

alr nice

im just chilling

[supple summit]

if your not slaughtering families for that +1% extra output boost is it really hoi4?

[snow rain]

if you're in western europe rn you can' tbe chilling, it's 30°C out there bro

[supple summit]

its just an oven here

[heavy vigil]

hes estonian

[supple summit]

💔

[untold cove]

i wish it was like stellaris where i could devastate whole nations

[supple summit]

valid

[untold cove]

orbital strike cannon focus

[snow rain]

then he may be allowed to chill

[supple summit]

They gotta add that in some modern day mod lol

[cedar lance]

what no i meant is that im chilling inside

uhm

[snow rain]

I know, it was a play on words on my part

[cedar lance]

alr

[snow rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1474902061635080435/1492198807109111949/caption.168c6e19.gif

[cedar lance]

what

[snow rain]

funi car :>

[cedar lance]

sometimes yalls dont make sense

[snow rain]

sssdfg

[heavy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071599414868713575/1406374263199629332/attachment.gif

[supple summit]

ℸ𝙹∷ℸ╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ ⎓ᔑᓵℸ𝙹∷╎ᒷᓭ ╎ᓭ !¡ᒷᔑꖌ 😂

[snow rain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/sssdfg/

best subreddit to ever exist

[cedar lance]

really?

[snow rain]

yup

[cedar lance]

alr

[snow rain]

Mango may is almost over

[cedar lance]

alr

[snow rain]

Apple April fought the rot

the Rot Consumes

[cedar lance]

i drank a whole small bottle of coca cola

[snow rain]

cocacola ystuma

[cedar lance]

i do play MOSTLY ESTONIA

[prisma steppe]

the one legged birb was the best part

[snow rain]

there's a reddit dedicated to it too

[prisma steppe]

i know

[snow rain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/birdification/

[prisma steppe]

but its more funny to do on this sub

[prisma steppe]

they couldnt even get the name right, not true larpers

[snow rain]

birb

[lapis onyx]

Non aligned great britain

Wasnt ethiopa described as incredibly technologically behind?

[cedar lance]

Estonia in hoi4 is a GOOD minor to play as imo

[prisma steppe]

huh

[cedar lance]

just my honest opinion

[prisma steppe]

minor???

[cedar lance]

yes

[quiet vessel]

fr i love minors🥹🥹

[cedar lance]

alr bubba

[prisma steppe]

hell nah

i aint taking chances getting a warn for "editing" again

mods wont warn me for this i hope

this should do it

[exotic bridge]

am I prepared enough?

[prisma steppe]

put*n speach bubble

[scenic rose]

4 years of stalemate

[prisma steppe]

oh this is shit i cant say a major political figure of one of the main adversarys of todays europe, but i can say adolf hitler?

[scenic rose]

Prep your drone tech

[exotic bridge]

nah this is 2000 I plan to take them entirely by 2014

I'm just gonna stockpile a LOT of stuff

[scenic rose]

Tbf Hitler is like this game's main character

[prisma steppe]

hes censored in germanys version

[cedar lance]

🇪🇪 MRM is DA GREATEST

[scenic rose]

Fair enough

[patent thistle]

thanks laptop i totally didnt see the angry clouds forming (translation: storm warning: starting soon)

[exotic bridge]

thanks I'm actually learning german this is useful

duolingo ain't doing enough

[prisma steppe]

i love gewitter

[patent thistle]

gewitter just means storm 🤷‍♂️

[pulsar saffron]

uhhhh why cant i take navy

[prisma steppe]

finnaly my internet can commit suicide

[exotic bridge]

some people like when it storms

[prisma steppe]

i know my brother in paradox, i am german too

[exotic bridge]

german and polish?

[scenic rose]

Thank god we only have minimum 35 degrees weather here instead of storms

[patent thistle]

you dont have a coastline

[exotic bridge]

KGB spy

[prisma steppe]

both yes

[scenic rose]

Take Manchuria to win the civil war ez

[patent thistle]

our weather just decided "nah lets have both"

[pulsar saffron]

bollox

[prisma steppe]

moge po polku i/und auf deutsch meine sprachkünste ausnutzn

[pulsar saffron]

civil wars as good as won i have a hundred militia walking to chongqing

[pulsar saffron]

ill just puppet and annex then

[patent thistle]

that actually isnt rare at all especially in eastern germany

[prisma steppe]

i know i know rule 1

[scenic rose]

Rip Cash My Check

[prisma steppe]

just example

[pulsar saffron]

shame to have to wait another year for a navy but i wasnt planning war with allies right now anyway

[exotic bridge]

why is it SO MUDDY

there's mud everywhere

[patent thistle]

we have a not too insignificant polish and russian minority

[prisma steppe]

go to google maps and you can see from space where ukrainian wheat fields werent tiled

(idk the word for pflügen)

[patent thistle]

dude one mod will smite you if he/she sees that

[exotic bridge]

why?

I just mentioned the mud

like every tile is muddy

[patent thistle]

russia ukraine conflict

[exotic bridge]

I'm not talking about that tho

[misty fossil]

ploughed?

[patent thistle]

just showing it is enough for that one mod

for some reason

[exotic bridge]

I think if they did that it'd just be unfair

and abuse of power

I get it's a awful topic but that's why I'm avoiding talking about it

I know how some of them are

[patent thistle]

i geniually always want to shoot someone everytime i hear it i am so tired of it at this point

[rich nymph]

https://klipy.com/gifs/buynov-vdv-desant-1

[exotic bridge]

I need to dismantle Europe somehow

but {certain faction} would obliterate me

[prisma steppe]

yeah that one

[exotic bridge]

actually this reminds me

I need to reform my Air Corps

[prisma steppe]

reverse it and we got gunther speech bubble

[rich nymph]

come on arthur, having ur divisions without air support is like eating pizza with a fork n knife

partner

[exotic bridge]

millenium dawn LOVES giving us divs that CAN'T PARACHUTE

[rich nymph]

what the duck is this

[exotic bridge]

I have planes but I need upgrades

they're like paper

[rich nymph]

[exotic bridge]

real divisions btw

like I'm not making this up

[prisma steppe]

holy org maxxing

[rich nymph]

1 space marine division and its all over

[exotic bridge]

I wish the AI was that intelligent

[exotic bridge]

I looked it up

it's real

no way

I love artillery

[wide osprey]

entrenchment: -0.2

[prisma steppe]

we need to elevate the division to not destroy the ground

like the stone-slabs you put under construction pillars

[whole matrix]

Anyone know a good mod, that updates Poland?

[prisma steppe]

hist poland, is the best one rn

sadly most of the good ones are out of date

[meager valley]

No Step Back. No other needed

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[whole matrix]

I need 1k Poland focuses

And 15 parhs

Paths

Trust

[cedar lance]

wassup mangler

[exotic bridge]

this one is custom made

[prisma steppe]

there was one with like 8 monarchy branches

japanese, french and german kings

[whole matrix]

Why do Poland need an JAPANESE king

[prisma steppe]

its was called Dop Dreams of Poland

[whole matrix]

I understand German or French

But not Japanese

[prisma steppe]

cause japanese relation with poland pre ww2 was great

[whole matrix]

Also prob Swedish king needed

[cedar lance]

Jesus XD

[exotic bridge]

I'll show you the pre-set for reference

[whole matrix]

Since Poland have an big history with Sweden

[cedar lance]

alr

[whole matrix]

Also Hungary and Bohemia

[exotic bridge]

original

[wide osprey]

wtf is airborne tank div 🥀

[prisma steppe]

[whole matrix]

There was a chance, that instead of union with Lithuania

[meager valley]

Very blue

[cedar lance]

alr nice

[whole matrix]

Poland did union with Hungary or Bohemia

[exotic bridge]

not even tanks it's Mechanized

[wide osprey]

aw

[cedar lance]

i do play Estonia in mods

[exotic bridge]

mine is so much better😭

[meager valley]

It’s got like what, 9-10? 5 monarchist, fascist, historical, communist.

[whole matrix]

Not enough

[cedar lance]

@exotic bridge hey

as Estonia i do make new divs

[exotic bridge]

hello

[cedar lance]

in MD

[exotic bridge]

show me the current divs you have

[cedar lance]

i cant play hoi4

sorry

[exotic bridge]

that's alright but when you do play I'll help you out

[cedar lance]

alr

i like MD

a LOT

[arctic ridge]

🤷‍♀️

[exotic bridge]

lore accurate russian/soviet supplies

[cedar lance]

alr

[marble ore]

who ping me

no its not

transnistria is a nation that border moldova and ukraine

[cedar lance]

how good is MD?

[copper cobalt]

o.O

[copper cobalt]

For Hoi on a supercomputer

[meager valley]

It’s not good anymore. It’s just a laggy mess

[exotic bridge]

shocking how some people don't know this

but it is one of the most irrelevent nations in europe

[marble ore]

not really no

[meager valley]

Shocking people don’t know the country shaped like an inch worm in Eastern Europe that’s like 2 square meters across

[exotic bridge]

yeah I didn't know what it was until I played MD I wanted to see how it felt being a european

"stupid americans don't know what ____ is"

[sudden thistle]

Truth

[meager valley]

Europeans with countries

[exotic bridge]

yes it is

it's so irrelevent

[marble ore]

well not really

there is also kosovo

[exotic bridge]

Kosovo is also a irrelevent nation

[meager valley]

Bruh it’s like the size of Rhode Island

[marble ore]

transnistria is in a important area though

[exotic bridge]

for who?

[marble ore]

Russia

[exotic bridge]

exactly

irrelevent

no one else needs or cares about it

[marble ore]

it would be irrelevent if it was not for russia

if it had no allies

or friends

[meager valley]

It only exists to debuff Moldova

[exotic bridge]

russia is slowly becoming less and less relevant

[marble ore]

show proof

[meager valley]

Look at the borders of Ukraine for the past 4 years

[exotic bridge]

slower progress on the front than ww1 btw

[marble ore]

i know they are beautiful

ok

[sudden thistle]

According to a quick google search Transnistria is 1607 sq mi and Rhode Island is 1545 sq miles

[meager valley]

Yeah they haven’t changed

[marble ore]

they have wdym

[meager valley]

That’s what I’m saying

[sudden thistle]

And the gdp of Rhode Island is 84 times that of transnistria

[exotic bridge]

whole country equally as irrelevent as rhode island is depressing ngl

[meager valley]

Basically hasn’t changed since 2023

[marble ore]

yes it have bro are you ok?

[meager valley]

Russian bot

[sudden thistle]

This is the most times I will ever type transnistria

[marble ore]

i support ukraine but i wont lie

[exotic bridge]

russian glazers when they refuse to believe Russia isn't the master of warfare

[meager valley]

Legit just google “Ukraine map 2023 to now”

[marble ore]

i check map daily

[meager valley]

Not gonna post it bc it’ll get banned

[marble ore]

and nah bro

[sudden thistle]

It’s obviously transnistria

[marble ore]

russia winning

[pulsar saffron]

afaik russia isnt fully mobilised?

neither is ukraine?

[marble ore]

yes but ukraine is

no

ukraine draft women

[meager valley]

It’s winning about as much as it did in Afghanistan 😭

[prisma steppe]

the only thing the russkies are winning in is the red casulties number going up

[exotic bridge]

Ukraine has the ability to manufacture their own stuff russia does not

[marble ore]

is this joke

[meager valley]

Lmao

[marble ore]

ukraine has 2 million losses

[pulsar saffron]

solution is obviously to give both ukraine and russia to lukashenko

[marble ore]

russia has 600k

[exotic bridge]

other way around bud

[prisma steppe]

who told you that

[marble ore]

no?

[prisma steppe]

.ru domain?

[marble ore]

a source

it was people who hacked ukraine military

[prisma steppe]

actual russian propaganda

[marble ore]

they counted the names and it came to 2 million bro

[exotic bridge]

"russia said so, so it must be true"

[meager valley]

Bro, the propaganda really works. You realize defenders basically never have higher causalities.

[marble ore]

russia didnt say it

hackers did

im also ukraine supporter

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[prisma steppe]

and the hackers were? russian of course

[exotic bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-so-cooked-gif-11199807318849761981

[marble ore]

lets ignore this is hoi4 discussion

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-get-this-man-a-keybaord-gif-16974226916163091838

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/account-based-in-account-based-in-israel-i-worship-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-9737801630384828398

[pulsar saffron]

i dont imagine the ukrainian military is 100% certain of their casualty numbers

[prisma steppe]

and replace isreal with russkieland

[marble ore]

https://tenor.com/view/geosynth-geo-stock-curb-stomp-stomp-gif-23053926

[meager valley]

Seizure warning

[marble ore]

well dont trust anything from ukraine or russia

[prisma steppe]

me beating the russian cokkroach out of this dc server

[prisma steppe]

gtfo individual

[marble ore]

anyways

so on hoi4

why when i invade a nation

[meager valley]

Bro really thinks Ukraine has 4x casualties in defensive war. (Unless you’re counting civilian casualties as well 😂)

[prisma steppe]

even civilian couldnt be so high

[exotic bridge]

I'd trust Ukraine because they're being realistic russia always says "we are wining!" while ukraine says "we don't know" or "we have lost too many men"

[marble ore]

brother...

[meager valley]

Do you know how bad a take that is though

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[meager valley]

Russia is winning so much they took 2 square miles in 4 years!

[exotic bridge]

you can not be older than 13😭 ✌️

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[exotic bridge]

just admit you're wrong bro

[prisma steppe]

bro + scam is peak russian comedy

says bro, proceeds to post the 4-image mr breast scam

[meager valley]

Misinformation

Go home Ivan

[prisma steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725866486425583679/1499772550828396575/output.gif

[meager valley]

.6 of country in year. Totally winning

[prisma steppe]

russkie bad with numbers

[exotic bridge]

so slow they had enough time to rebuild

[meager valley]

Bro the NVA did better at fighting the USA than Russia has fighting Ukraine 😂

[exotic bridge]

if you're so team ukraine why are you defending russia

be so fr

[meager valley]

Bc he thinks by saying he supports Ukraine it will make us believe him

[fair horizon]

I wad about to come type about navy but ima just head out for a bit

[prisma steppe]

<@&846894118219022336> we got individual posting russian propaganda and breakin rule 2

[meager valley]

<@&846894118219022336> Russian bot, pls kill

[marble ore]

#server-rules

[marble ore]

<@&846894118219022336> ukrainian bot

[meager valley]

Andy, you realize this is basically a NATO server right

[prisma steppe]

ohh so we insulting staff now

[exotic bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-lay-his-soul-to-rest-mods-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-lay-his-soul-to-rest-gif-7538084563916736570

[meager valley]

It’s an EU and USA server

[viscid badger]

🍿

[prisma steppe]

nah you either help us push this russian propagandist out or dont post anythin at all

[exotic bridge]

italy main is so peak

[scenic rose]

Ackshually both are stagnating in a never ending war that pushes the limits of human cruelty further and further

[meager valley]

I’m not Ukranian. 😂 Idc which way Eastern Europe ends up. Just can’t take bad takes

[viscid badger]

nah i'm with you, he is def in the wrong

[prisma steppe]

thx individual

i forgive your nation for '43

[viscid badger]

best tag in hoi4

[pulsar saffron]

total military industrial complex victory

[meager valley]

Bro said Ukraine had 4x casualties and Russia is winning. Brother it’s basically 1915 warfare

[exotic bridge]

it;s much slower

[prisma steppe]

nah this is beyong funny

[meager valley]

<@&846894118219022336> please stop

[scenic rose]

Verdun's getting low diffed

[exotic bridge]

we getting the russian propaganda front row seats

[prisma steppe]

<@&846894118219022336> get yo asses in here

[fair horizon]

<@&846894118219022336> pls help

[prisma steppe]

we need thee help

[pulsar saffron]

crashout

[prisma steppe]

bro outing himself

[meager valley]

He got disproved and starts crashing out😭😭😭

[viscid badger]

balright

[scenic rose]

Kupiansk will change camp in 3 months

[exotic bridge]

yeah he's gotta be trolling

[exotic bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/balright-bahlright-jynx-zi-jynx-gif-11107428969924259002

[fair horizon]

Yay Flowi is here

[exotic bridge]

finally moderation

[uncut pollen]

Calm down and one ping does it too

[exotic bridge]

we're saved

[uncut pollen]

[meager valley]

It’s always funny when the conversation doesn’t go the way they want and they chimp out

[prisma steppe]

i doesnt tho?

[scenic rose]

[exotic bridge]

everyone was pinging mods

[uncut pollen]

Everyone who pinged twice gets Punished

[scenic rose]

@ moods

[meager valley]

If one was enough, bro wouldn’t have been able to spew Russian propaganda for like 10-15 mins and start spamming bad gifs

[prisma steppe]

but this is not real, russkie posts swastika, immediatly mods begin doing something

russkie posts horrid stuff, i sleep

is this another alt account of the individual?

[meager valley]

Gotta be

[exotic bridge]

we're sorry for that but we're not hating the soldiers

[scenic rose]

You know, waiting would be more credible

[prisma steppe]

yeah it 100% an alt

[scenic rose]

Joined today

[meager valley]

Now trying sympathy angle

[mild plaza]

Lets get back to HOI4 guys

[exotic bridge]

yeahhhh alt

[prisma steppe]

ahh

[meager valley]

It’s the same guy

[exotic bridge]

same guy

[scenic rose]

Let's just ignore them

[prisma steppe]

mods yeet this individual

[meager valley]

It’s legit just one dude spamming Russian stuff. Please just ban

[scenic rose]

And talk about the epic afghan focus tree

[meager valley]

Why friend in Ukraine if Russian?

[mild plaza]

I said drop it

[viscid badger]

nah the formable is quite peak, you do gotta be sigma about it though and somehow cap raj

[mild plaza]

I'm dealing with it

[meager valley]

Then ban him? He spammed stuff for 15 mins and made an alt yet is still here

[exotic bridge]

just let it go man

it's not worth it

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-1

[fair horizon]

Break the Jewel.

[prisma steppe]

thats it

[prisma steppe]

i am getting my mod status

[mild plaza]

I already said I'm dealing with it. Just be patient my guy

[viscid badger]

type shit

[exotic bridge]

has anyone here played MD?

[viscid badger]

i have!

is pretty good

[fair horizon]

I have

Its horrible

[exotic bridge]

oh good is europe actually a threat or should I just worry about the US

[meager valley]

Was good when HOI4 first came out. Just modern reskin. Now it’s bloated slop

[prisma steppe]

doop doop doop, max ver.. ANGETRETEN

[exotic bridge]

well are there better options?

[pulsar saffron]

guys look at my comintern

china stays winning

[prisma steppe]

novum vexilium i think is good?

[viscid badger]

can be, depends on who you play and when you go to war, tbh europe mobilizes quite late in my experience

[meager valley]

Yeah there is a modern mod that’s more basic and fan Atleast for warfare

[scenic rose]

W Portugal

[pulsar saffron]

i dont think usa is even gonna join allies now that i killed japan

[scenic rose]

Are you puppeting Tibet

[meager valley]

Novum Vexilium is a debloated MD

[pulsar saffron]

and i suspect britain wil go to war with me over iran in two years

[exotic bridge]

played it but it's too unfinished at least when I last played it

[prisma steppe]

there is also a md directors cut

but its outdated

[viscid badger]

i like md but it feels a bit bloated

[pulsar saffron]

yeah i killed them ages ago and i needed reparations]

[heavy vigil]

its like what if vanilla hoi never revised their balance and its set in modern day

[meager valley]

Sadly

[pulsar saffron]

shouldnt have joined new order in east asia, silly portugal

[heavy vigil]

so you have early nsb xp, early NCNS doctrines

stuff like that

i think its kinda fun

[meager valley]

I just hope a Cold War or modern paradox title comes out

[heavy vigil]

tho the content is kinda bad if you look only at focus trees

[meager valley]

Arheo you know what to do

[exotic bridge]

I'm doing a Russia game and I want to get Lithuania, Estonia, and Lativa, but they join {faction} before I can even do anything

I'm planning on starting a war in 2010-2014 at the latest

[scenic rose]

Bro trying to steal Hong Kong and Singapore from the brits

[viscid badger]

the communist path is quite goated for resources, but corruption is such a large issue

[meager valley]

Who winning

[pulsar saffron]

nah it was my fault i justified on them so theyd join japan

[exotic bridge]

america will win trust

[scenic rose]

Oh lol

[prisma steppe]

GDC ... its almost invicible now ... kinda like a certain agency

[pulsar saffron]

i wanted a foothold in europe before killing axis

[meager valley]

Spoiler, they didn’t

[exotic bridge]

my country is a failure

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-cod-cod4-desert-eagle-deagle-gif-12696155066346166185

Does is rhyme with

(If yk his name)

[meager valley]

GDC OP when it snowballs 😂

I had like 1 billion core manpower

[prisma steppe]

GDA or somethin

[exotic bridge]

yeah Quality and Quantity ain't beating that

[meager valley]

US is just quantity in HOI4

Wish it got a rework man

[exotic bridge]

better focus tree for communism and fascism maybe

possibly monarchy

[scenic rose]

Gotta rework the allies major powers

[meager valley]

Or just like expansionist democracy

Like irl

[exotic bridge]

actually yeah I like that

[meager valley]

Core North America 😤

[exotic bridge]

I get it's a super OP nation to play but the focus tree is small

[meager valley]

If Japan can core Asia, USA should core Americas

[exotic bridge]

but I appreciate what they're doing with australia

[meager valley]

Australia looks fun

[exotic bridge]

it is manifest destiny

[reef sequoia]

yooooooooo

hello

[prisma steppe]

the one modded usa focustree can for some reason extend state membership to europe

[prisma steppe]

gday individual

[meager valley]

As an American I dislike

[reef sequoia]

guys what is the best mod in your opinion

[prisma steppe]

toolpack

[exotic bridge]

I mean if we were to take a part of Europe turning them into a state eventually wouldn't be too unreailstic but I don't like occupying europe

I always unite the america's when I play hoi4 US

[meager valley]

Political party icons

[meager valley]

That’s why I like trial of allegiance

Fourth Reich Americas 🫪

[exotic bridge]

I think they might add an economy system we can already sell stuff and trade so why not add currency? give us more of a challenge

and also coal?

that's a little odd

[fair horizon]

I feel like they just added tedium to it ngl

[scenic rose]

The australian tree looks fun I think it'll definitely be better

[fair horizon]

I hope so but i think they slowed down its pre-1939 by a lot imo

Gotta wait to see if that proves true though

[scenic rose]

I'll have to check again

[fair horizon]

Like it seems like it'll be a slower burn buildup than it was before

[prisma steppe]

what nation has the biggest manpower problems that actually play a role in ww2?

[fair horizon]

Imo australia

[prisma steppe]

i dont mean a minor minor nation

[fair horizon]

Or norway

[prisma steppe]

norway? good idea

[fair horizon]

Norway gets around it though

Australia can get like 1k more core pop if britian goes communist

Otherwise its like 6m total

[heavy vigil]

france

denmark

finland

[prisma steppe]

finland is weird

[heavy vigil]

uruguay

spain

[prisma steppe]

you need to always mobilise everyone, however your army is soo good you never really lose manpower

[heavy vigil]

norway is kinda fine tbh

iceland

[prisma steppe]

i said no minor minor nations

[heavy vigil]

new zealand until they get formosa

south africa

[prisma steppe]

ill play norway

[heavy vigil]

hungary

slovakia

[prisma steppe]

lowest pop per km² afaik

[prisma steppe]

nah hungary gets lots of manpower modifiers

at the beginning maybe

[heavy vigil]

thats probably the sahrawi arab democratic republic

[prisma steppe]

that is there at the beginning of the game

[heavy vigil]

try the baltics

low manpower high eco

[prisma steppe]

baltics the amount of cores early on makes the manpower problems irrelevent

[rough isle]

Is it normal that my allies are holding the (future) enemy border?

[scenic rose]

Tannu Tuva?

[whole matrix]

finally i found good poland mod

[weary lagoon]

maybe they're volunteers?

[rough isle]

yeah but like how is germany that broke that they''re sending volunteers to guard borders

my borders

[sudden thistle]

Ok I don’t like Russia but I didn’t know they were THAT bad

[meager valley]

In game of course 🤫

[sudden thistle]

Yeah!!!

[meager valley]

Yes

[sudden thistle]

What were all the deleted messages btw

[meager valley]

Related to that, involving someone with a divisive and different view.

Mods solved it

[exotic bridge]

they're genuinely awful

a regular mechanic would cry seeing any of their equipment

[sudden thistle]

.6% is genuinely insane work

[exotic bridge]

this game is getting rough this is the only division I can afford

[sudden thistle]

That’s as much as Transnistria

[sudden thistle]

Times are very rough

[exotic bridge]

can't even afford the support equipment

gotta get rid of recon and combat service

[bronze needle]

how do u get at that point 😭

[exotic bridge]

2000's russia

https://tenor.com/view/batman-in-rain-sad-batman-batman-gif-3935196111415974922

[fair horizon]

MD 🤮

[exotic bridge]

other than performance what is the issue

it's a good mod

it's fun

until 2010

then it runs like a PS4

this is hard
good cars vs good cars with drip

[scenic rose]

How about neither

[prisma steppe]

isnt tannu, just like greenland a territory?

[exotic bridge]

too late I'm getting drippy cars ever drive a Ford Mustang?

[heavy vigil]

its a federal republic irl

tuva

not tannu

[scenic rose]

It's like independent but not recognized internationally

Countries in the Comintern recognize it but yeah that's basically just Russia

Russia when it comes to recognizing foreign countries vs recognizing its ethnic minorities

[sudden thistle]

I don’t think anyone cared about Tuva anyways

[scenic rose]

Tannu Tuva has... two cities

Produces 10 fur coats per year ig

[wide osprey]

Tuvan people: 😠

[scenic rose]

Tuvan people:

[cursive oxide]

any tips for comie china ? i need help

[sudden thistle]

Pray to Mao zendong

[scenic rose]

Border clashes with Gansu Ma 🤑

[fair horizon]

consume your neighboring states and listen to red sun in the sky on repeat for 10 hours and you'll understand how to win

[mellow mirage]

can you make amphibious self propelled artillery

[scenic rose]

Just like irl, eat up Manchuria after winning

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/awkward-stare-7

[cursive oxide]

i won against japan in 1942 withe peace i got nothing

[winged field]

sounds like cancer

[scenic rose]

Yikes

[mellow mirage]

im just curious 😭

[whole matrix]

should i sent children to front 🤔

[fair horizon]

thats because you didnt eat your neighbors to steal their power

[winged field]

idk if you can add howitzer on them, if yes then ig

[cursive oxide]

?

i did

2

[scenic rose]

Retake Shanxi territory

[fair horizon]

always eat your neighbors so you become a big and strong country

you're a growing country you need all the land you can get

[atomic grove]

shouldve paratrooped them

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-6

[whole matrix]

i gonna sent childrens and grandpas to front

[scenic rose]

Land in Taiwan to troll the KMT

[scenic rose]

Me eating up all the desert and mountain provinces

[winged field]

you defo eat sand paper for breakfast

[cursive oxide]

i did

[scenic rose]

Just got Khotan Ma 🗣️ 📣 🔥

[whole matrix]

its time for polska to rise

against soviet and german imperialism

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/winged-hussars

imo cavarly only poland works

and I love it

[cursive oxide]

can someone here vc and help me with my comie china skill issue

[wide osprey]

no 😠

hehe sorry

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/royal-navy-royal-navy-victory-windward-windward-roblox-roblox-windward-gif-9271196365364562342

[cursive oxide]

😭

what path

[wide osprey]

uuuuuuh ummm

soooo

just buy ncns

🙂

if you don't want to - center

mao is our father
mao is our mother
mao is the unity
mao is the freedom

[wide osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25760638

[cursive oxide]

who do i smack

[wide osprey]

xibidi

[wide osprey]

yes dis is xibidi

[lament otter]

@pulsar hound лс пж

[cursive oxide]

oke

border war ?

[fair horizon]

skibidi?

[exotic bridge]

tanks win wars am I right guys?

[proud tapir]

my most efficient Poland yet.
6k lost, against Polands 191k
10-14 days in total before they capped

[silk furnace]

this is so my playstyle

no volk divs

only motorised at worst

[exotic bridge]

I only use infantry for defense

they make good reserves

[cursive oxide]

why no buffs ?

[prisma steppe]

the drip is the buff

[silk furnace]

yes

[prisma steppe]

the jhapanese space marine cowers before the Mao Zeodong Potrait

[wide osprey]

buy ncns 🤑

[cursive oxide]

???

[wide osprey]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3796260/Expansion__Hearts_of_Iron_IV_No_Compromise_No_Surrender/

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[cursive oxide]

no

[wide osprey]

whyyyyyyy

[cursive oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-identify-as-poor-chris-rock-chris-rock-selective-outrage-im-not-wealthy-im-broke-gif-7068350681723523282

[fair horizon]

you're right go install sigma of iron

[safe wing]

Medivial II heroic victory jumpscare

[cursive oxide]

yea no

[wide osprey]

why devs can't just donate their players money so they can buy dlcs

😔

[safe wing]

Get Medivial II instead

its 25 USD rn

[fair horizon]

negative

[safe wing]

its cheaper than NCNS

[misty fossil]

skibidi ma

[fair horizon]

uni do you use sigma of iron?

[exotic bridge]

I dont buy any of the expansions

the subscription is cheaper and better short term

[snow rain]

yeah if you play a lot but once in a while, subscription is worth it

however for players that come regularly to play but may not binge-play it's better to just buy them

[fair horizon]

i buy all the dlcs because for every month on a sub you can almost buy all but like 2 of the xpacs per month

[exotic bridge]

I just get the 6 month and save for the important DLC's

[misty fossil]

yeah

[fair horizon]

heck yeah whats your favorite one?

[misty fossil]

wdym

[fair horizon]

portrait

[near mortar]

Are heavy fighters lowk meta rn? Becuase with ncns, you can't grind medium aircraft branch with common fighters. With heavies, you grind both fighter doc and medium doc

[terse skiff]

No it's not like SPG/TDs

Fighter subdoctrine is only for fighters and rocket intercepts

[wide osprey]

why we have no anti air doctrine

😠

[terse skiff]

We do it's in the artillery subdoctrine

[wide osprey]

it shouldn't be artillery subdoctrine btw

[fair horizon]

in the HELICOPTER subdoctrine

[quasi osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fight-funny-gif-8861917

[terse skiff]

AA is a form a form of artillery

[fair horizon]

artillery is a form of rifle

[sly venture]

guess where i placed the tanks

[tawdry tree]

Peak hoi4 thumbnail

[tawdry tree]

Legionary romania?

[wide osprey]

AA is the opposition to planes

[quasi osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat-cat-punching-cat-cat-slapping-cat-orange-cat-hitting-cat-gif-462902446443800994

[cedar lance]

hello

[warm falcon]

ah ok

[tawdry tree]

What country u playing as btw and how do i turn off ally blue-colored division

I want diversity

[quasi osprey]

🤷‍♂️

[fair horizon]

thats it?

are you on the beta sasha?

[quasi osprey]

yeah why so little I had so many ships there

[quasi osprey]

wdym

[warm falcon]

so the rules for the axis is that only the leader can call others in the war but yugoslavia can call hungary any way, why make rules if they doesnt mean anything

[fair horizon]

currently battleships dont apply at all but in the beta they got changed to have a higher hit chance

[quasi osprey]

oh ok

[fair horizon]

if it was the beta italy's fleet would have been at the bottom

[sly venture]

unc the tanks can not be that good

[quasi osprey]

meh

thats somthing at least

[exotic bridge]

I DID IT

[terse ether]

smatest ai navy

[exotic bridge]

I FINALLY fixed my supply

[quasi osprey]

wdym AI

[terse ether]

artificial intelligence

what you're playing against

[quasi osprey]

I mean I am britain

[terse ether]

i know

[exotic bridge]

the AI is so incompetent it makes you look like a 5 star general

[quasi osprey]

oh ok

[exotic bridge]

whatever success you think you have is halved when in a MP game

[terse ether]

halved is too generous lol

[silk furnace]

send template

[silk furnace]

ye halved is not the right word

[sly venture]

LOL HOW AM I PUSHING WITH NO FUEL

[terse ether]

your men are dragging the tanks with ropes

[silk furnace]

john meta

[fair horizon]

they got out and pushed 💀

[terse ether]

decent template

[quaint moon]

could be better

[sly venture]

i hate mechanised

too expensive

[silk furnace]

litterally the opposite

[terse ether]

bro hates good things

[fair horizon]

erm trucks bad ☝️ 🤓

[silk furnace]

its only expensive in tfb

[quaint moon]

motorized is bad w/ tanks, either mech or cav, replace engineer with assault engineer, ranger recon with armored recon

[quaint moon]

4 ic per is not that bad

[silk furnace]

theres a reason why good players use mech

[sly venture]

and this is the tank

[fair horizon]

meta players when they embrace speed

[silk furnace]

goop

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-mad-max-fury-road-praise-cheer-celebrate-gif-10224262869702493445

[silk furnace]

i hate speed

[quaint moon]

even if you cant afford mech you should just use cav

[silk furnace]

most of the time everything js moves with almost 1kmh either way

[silk furnace]

france be like

[quaint moon]

i always find it funny in sheeps mod when france has camel tanks

[quasi osprey]

I may have damaged the italian navy a bit

[fair horizon]

cringe

[quaint moon]

but cav tanks are genuninely better than mot tanks

[silk furnace]

yes

[quasi osprey]

I only change from horses when I research mechanised

[quaint moon]

that's good

[silk furnace]

heavy td camel tank my beloved

thats why france is the only tanknation in mp

[quasi osprey]

motorised are only good if you want an early game fast div for snaking around the enemy

[silk furnace]

in allies

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/bullet-train-maglev-gif-5623510

never slow

slow bad

[sly venture]

I pushed to Moscow with no fuel

The 3k planes were being dragged

[quasi osprey]

france??? how did it lose maginot?>>

[fair horizon]

because forts suck

[quasi osprey]

normally germany never pushes through maginot

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[fair horizon]

if they dont go through the benelux they will go through the maginot

its too easy to push tbh

cause forts are easy to counter

[quasi osprey]

they went through benelux

[quasi osprey]

bombing

[fair horizon]

attacking from multiple directions

each additional direction is -1 fort

[silk furnace]

who u playing as?

[quasi osprey]

britain

[silk furnace]

meta

[fair horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-b1gV0O10&t=13s

[quasi osprey]

geermany decided norway isnt worthwile

[silk furnace]

mot division meta

[quasi osprey]

it may have been because of my convoy raiding...

[silk furnace]

the ic cost of those convoys were worth less than the amount of oil ur navy took lol

[terse ether]

not the full speed clicks 💔

[cedar lance]

what are good mods that can still be played

[quasi osprey]

germany has a slight supply problem

[prisma steppe]

holy his potrait is fire

[fair horizon]

so is his guns

[cursive oxide]

what nation ?

[prisma steppe]

norway monarchist path

[cursive oxide]

oke guys...... PLS HELP ME

[whole matrix]

What if united States was disunited

[silk furnace]

what if disunites states were united

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-skeleton-gif-25491807

[prisma steppe]

jan mayen gets a mil?!?!?

[wide osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-shocked-ariana-grande-ariana-wicked-gif-9352977018792188008

[fair horizon]

i wonder if jan mayen's ruler is affected by sigma of iron

the bear

[prisma steppe]

why tf do i get a competent uk the moment i play a nation that needs to fight the uk

its '38 ffs

[fair horizon]

you can win :)

[prisma steppe]

noway i am playing norway

[fair horizon]

yeah you can win tho

its just the world's largest empire

[prisma steppe]

they gonna ally germany too soon

[fair horizon]

make dreadnoughts and spam the button for destroyers

[prisma steppe]

my destroyer has armor, wtf

this broken as fuh

and the only counter to the british+germans, the soviets are in their endless northern SSSR civil war

i am gonna kms

[untold cove]

this is the most beautiful ship designer i ever seen

[wide osprey]

damn
just started new game and germany, austria, hungary and britain went to monarchy 💀

[untold cove]

son

[untold cove]

playing non historical, are we?

[wide osprey]

ye

but i'm playing historical soviets

aaand with expert ai

[silk furnace]

what mod

[wide osprey]

also spanish civil war started in january 1937

never thought you could make it start in 1937

[prisma steppe]

MTG overhaul

[prisma steppe]

it has gotten worse

[untold cove]

son you gotta stop them

[prisma steppe]

the game stole my 700+ convoys i have built for a focus where i can convert them to boats

france is not yet lost

this game is such ass, where are my generals?!?!?

my navy too!?!?

[wide osprey]

estonia, lithuania and yugoslavia went communist
japan is now democracy and grandi is a ruler of italy 🤯

well well

pretty interesting

turkey is trying to restore ottoman empire whaaaat

[prisma steppe]

ahhhhh whyyyy

this ai is ungodly shit

[wide osprey]

oh no japan is also commie

💀

[prisma steppe]

sweden stole everything, my eco, my boats, my generals

and what do they do with 70 fuhhing factories?!?!? nothing

nah sweden hasnt produced anything, they have all factories not usede

i am done

just cause of this i am deleting sweden

[sudden thistle]

Why did u play puppet Norway

[prisma steppe]

i was norway, thought the NDC would make me a personal union

apparently it deleted everything

except my army

[mild flame]

how is that trade

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[terse skiff]

i present you with this

[mild flame]

zamn

im in '41 though

[terse skiff]

yeah supersonic is too broken

[sudden thistle]

It’s a good trade

[oak mantle]

whats a good ai mod cause expert ai is just lobotomised

[sly venture]

67

[ripe slate]

sheep mod maybe

[oak mantle]

i mean yeah but it hasnt been updated since like february

[sly venture]

sonion

[blazing raptor]

Yo guys think fast, i justified war on portugal, but uk is guarantying them, so what should i do 😭

[sly venture]

what country

[blazing raptor]

nationalist spain

[sly venture]

year?

[blazing raptor]

oct 19, 1941

[sly venture]

what about germany

[blazing raptor]

im not in the axis yet

[sly venture]

no i mean is germany dead

[blazing raptor]

oh

nah

they aren't

[sly venture]

show me a map of germany

[blazing raptor]

they are fighting soviet union now

[sly venture]

take a photo and send em to me

[sly venture]

oh ok kill portugal

[blazing raptor]

what about uk

i dont wanna get naval invaded 😭

[sly venture]

uk is all bark no bite

[blazing raptor]

oh

WELL IF THATS THE CASE

[sly venture]

just garrison coast lines

[blazing raptor]

wait lemme show u sum

[untold cove]

why is vichy green

[sly venture]

vichy likes to turn diff colors

[whole matrix]

Itay carrying

axis

[untold cove]

i always got the cyan vichy

[blazing raptor]

will this work ? (im defending coastline rn)

with 43 divs

defending em

[sly venture]

also you get gibraltar

[brittle laurel]

Not when on the defense 💀

[sly venture]

uk will mostly try to invade into portugal

[misty fossil]

wild

[sly venture]

so garrison portugal

[blazing raptor]

so wait

they will get into portugal

and try to invade

?

[sly venture]

how much is world tenstion