hoi4-general

[untold cove]

start spamming from day ONE

[manic iris]

any other way to make them change ideology

[untold cove]

not really

main goal in changing ideologies is capitulate france first

so you get their navy

[manic iris]

what if i just start chaging ideology like support a party

[untold cove]

like changing ideology as germany

[manic iris]

why is normal game so BORING whithout DLCS

[manic iris]

im fascist rn

[untold cove]

you can change your ideology but you'll eventually bump into allies

[manic iris]

how

[untold cove]

by opposing big h

dont remilitarize rhineland

[manic iris]

oh yea i remember when i did HRE

okay chat time for moscow berlin faction

[untold cove]

please note that this will cause a civil war

[manic iris]

yea but ez civil war

[untold cove]

i never did that focus so its up to you

[wary locust]

bro can someone help with navy

it pmo

[untold cove]

what do you need

[wary locust]

im tryna invade uk

[untold cove]

canon event

[ivory hull]

para drop

[manic iris]

first mistake is invading UK

[wary locust]

bro i just wanna learn to naval invade

[manic iris]

my advice is paratroopers

[grave sonnet]

Or just use planes and bomb...

[untold cove]

have your whole navy on english channel, patrol mode

[ivory hull]

how will the uk cap then tho?

[grave sonnet]

I mean bomb the ships brotato chip

To get over

And also

Convoy raid

Around

To spread their navy out

[ivory hull]

as germany you just have to put like 2k cas

[untold cove]

take out royal air force just for the fun of it

[ivory hull]

and use your navy

and call in italy for a sec

[wary locust]

bro my hoi4 crashed

lol

[grave sonnet]

Idk I never rly had problems with naval invasionsn

[ivory hull]

2k cas is just what you have as germany by war lwk

so i just put that on the channel

[grave sonnet]

Good CAS and they ded

[ivory hull]

more cas always better

[untold cove]

i wish uk was not an island

[grave sonnet]

The more the merrier

[grave sonnet]

Doggerland my beloved

[untold cove]

OH YES

YES THIS IS WHAT WE NEED

[upbeat tundra]

something is cursed abt this map

[ivory hull]

battleplanning

with out encircling

[untold cove]

two germanies

[ivory hull]

bavaria

[upbeat tundra]

the colors are swapped

[untold cove]

three germanies

[golden ibex]

Hey, I'm trying to play TFR and i cannot create custom plane, ship and tank design, do you guys know what the issue could be?

[untold cove]

do you have the required dlcs?

[golden ibex]

Yes, I have all of the required DLCs

[upbeat tundra]

wut...

[golden ibex]

That's the nation with the femboys

[upbeat tundra]

most balkan thing

oh hell nah

whys the soviets a pale orange

[bronze glade]

https://medal.tv/games/hearts-of-iron-iv/clips/mHBvvA5ps9rR7Nws8?invite=cr-MSxzc2YsMzA2NzM3MzI5 it looks cool

[sudden thistle]

Taxes

[grave sonnet]

The Austrian Wannabe Sellouts

[upbeat tundra]

WHAT THE FU

[wary locust]

can someone help

if i send my save

[upbeat tundra]

"we can still win this" ass war

[wary locust]

im tryna naval invade uk

[runic ferry]

atleast u got east prussia

💔

[upbeat tundra]

im the germans

they got called by france last second

[shell sorrel]

What country should I play when I get home

[upbeat tundra]

germoney

[shell sorrel]

I’m bad though

[upbeat tundra]

germoney is easy to play

[runic ferry]

real

[shell sorrel]

I’m really bad though

[runic ferry]

so am i

[upbeat tundra]

well germoney is REALLY easy to play

[shell sorrel]

You wouldn’t believe I have 300+ hrs if you saw me play

[ivory hull]

play the soviets

[runic ferry]

i once managed to get almost entire asia as mongolia

[upbeat tundra]

and just mass mov

mob

[runic ferry]

was lowk fun

[upbeat tundra]

make turan as TURKEY

[mellow nimbus]

is the dlc subscription worth it?

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-wtf-joe-coin-emotiguy-stare-serious-disgust-dark-gif-3168155412875858871

[upbeat tundra]

https://klipy.com/gifs/turan-kaganligi--k01KRH9DMB9REDD9Z1VZSEZGHPS

turan calls

[runic ferry]

im highkenuinly gonna get me a ww1 mod

[upbeat tundra]

do NOT play the great war redux

[runic ferry]

ik

[upbeat tundra]

ohhhh shit

[shell sorrel]

The paranoia system 😭

[shell sorrel]

Monroe doctrine go brr

[ivory hull]

you can turn it off with cheats

but its not too bad

just rush the focuses in the middle

and your fine

[shell sorrel]

I only play Ironman vanilla tho

[upbeat tundra]

the german block

[ivory hull]

why ironman?

[grave sonnet]

Achievement.

[upbeat tundra]

i wanna keep my pookie tukachevsky though

[ivory hull]

play kaiserredux italy then

[upbeat tundra]

not the big KX

[shell sorrel]

Autism and achievements

(Despite only playing Ironman for 300+ hours I have like less than 20 achieves)

[ivory hull]

achievements dont matter bud

[ivory hull]

i only have 27

[shell sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[upbeat tundra]

i have 2

1000 convoys (i played britan ironman once)

and joining an alliance

[runic ferry]

ima form european union as netherlands rq

thats easy af

[upbeat tundra]

then flip communist and u get the best flag of all time

[lean comet]

I got 1k convoy achievemnt as noob cuz i built only convoys cuz i didnt know how tu use ships

[runic ferry]

mhm

[shell sorrel]

Big gaming

[runic ferry]

which flag was that again, i havent done this path since i got the game

[runic ferry]

oh yh

[ivory hull]

the most standard achievements too

[runic ferry]

that one

ill try

[shell sorrel]

🙂

[upbeat tundra]

the flag alone made me want to play

[ivory hull]

you gotta get niche ones too

[runic ferry]

everytime b4 starting time in a game as netherlands, i first build military factories, then research great war tank, improved infantry equipment 1 and the Fokker DXXI fighter

starting with the form the new government path

now gateway to europe and then spam placate the brits

[shell sorrel]

See these all mostly involve winning wars which I don’t often do

[sudden thistle]

Afghanistan capitulating the Soviet Union is a fun achievement

[ivory hull]

winning in hoi4 is super easy

and those are from like 2022

when i was also bad

[ivory hull]

havent played afghanistan

same with iran

[runic ferry]

now cave to the british

i always improve relations and boost democracy in both spains so i eventually can invite spain into the eu

[shell sorrel]

Alright when I get home I’ll fire up Germany and live tweet it in here

[runic ferry]

formed the alliance and im about to unite

got manpower from the east indies 🤑

i love the orange triangle logo of the dutch tanks and planes and stuff

[fallen hearth]

🤔

Italy AI asking me ts

[upbeat tundra]

musolini needs men for him to expend in africa and greece

[runic ferry]

anyone know how to get more mp quickly?

[heavy vigil]

purging...

[fallen hearth]

the fact that we won ww2 bc i killed britains

and musolini is asking me that

is so funny

[upbeat tundra]

well musolini still needs to expend men

[fallen hearth]

ongod

[upbeat tundra]

see? he still needs to waste men in turkey

[fallen hearth]

he will probably attack the swiss

(he always do that in my runs)

[upbeat tundra]

infantry and milita spam up mountains

[heavy vigil]

cough cough #server-rules

[upbeat tundra]

not even stalin?

broseph

[heavy vigil]

post 1945 politician, sir.

and heavily controversial in the community as well

[upbeat tundra]

https://klipy.com/gifs/soviet-union-ussr-14--k01KRHB9Q54KHGDJ2GN24ZVNB6H

now thats the trailer for NSB

[heavy vigil]

that is correct

[upbeat tundra]

and that is permitted?

[heavy vigil]

that is a hoi asset (all of hearts of iron) so yes

[upbeat tundra]

there we go

found it

[errant remnant]

Its crazy how you cant send pics or talk about WW2 figures in a WW2 discord abotu a WW2 game

Rate My Italian Empire

[tulip thorn]

Pretty weak and mid

[upbeat tundra]

YEAH THATS MY THOUGHT EXACTLY

[errant remnant]

Borders are perfect tho

[heavy vigil]

take it up with chak if you want it changed, or make a ticket at the @grizzled delta

[upbeat tundra]

regnum romanorum when

[errant remnant]

No no i couldn't care less i was making a statement its just odd

[upbeat tundra]

i agree

[heavy vigil]

i would agree, if not for the hoi4 community being how it is

[upbeat tundra]

a bit odd innit

[heavy vigil]

this is not a political server, just a game server, but strictness exists because of the people who abuse leniency, sadly

[upbeat tundra]

i get that but not even being able to send images of ww2 leaders?

outside of hoi4?

i get the ban on hitler

but

[heavy vigil]

i did not write the rules, nor do i influence them

[upbeat tundra]

wait a minute

[heavy vigil]

so i cannot help you further, sadly

[upbeat tundra]

if stalin is disallowed

would churchill be allowed

BUDDY

[honest glacier]

its like talking to hr

[upbeat tundra]

SONION JUST POSTED THAT WHEN A MOD WAS IN THE CHAT

LOL

[upbeat tundra]

its a bit hypocritical imo

[errant remnant]

I hate the HOI4 community sometimes icl i try to play MP and i cant find one game where everyone isnt being anti sematic, racist, homophobic and even more

[upbeat tundra]

this would go SO hard as a mod

[upbeat tundra]

slight exxaggeration

[errant remnant]

Not really

[upbeat tundra]

its like the vegan community, the most vocal ones are the ones that spoil their reputation

[errant remnant]

Its every game in ever in and i play MP almost daily and do around 2-3 games each time (I have too much free time)

[upbeat tundra]

i mean

[errant remnant]

Its insane

[upbeat tundra]

what do you expect

from a ww2 sim

the most vocal ones are bound to be the antisemetic/homophobic ones

[errant remnant]

Normal people? theres tons of other WW2 games and nothing is like this

[heavy vigil]

yeah

its crazy

its why the server is so strict

i wish it not be so

[errant remnant]

And esp those games with disc required their the worst of em 😭 ✌️

They send sum weird stuff

[upbeat tundra]

i just wonder why hoi4 the accual game not server doesnt use the historical german flag

obv theres mods that undo that

but

[errant remnant]

I wish i had friends that have a PC with HOi4 but they stuck in the stone age with the ps4-5 💀

[upbeat tundra]

i wanna see a ps4 suffer on hoi4

[tulip thorn]

Thats just mean

Its tying its best

[round pivot]

hoi4 battle pass when??

[tulip thorn]

Tomorrow

[round pivot]

i want my unit models to have custom skins

hoi4 should have microtransactions too

[tulip thorn]

So make hoi4 worse

[upbeat tundra]

its called the dlcs

[tulip thorn]

peak

I agree

[round pivot]

watch ads for temporary production efficiency boost

[tulip thorn]

hoi4 the mobile game

[round pivot]

no no paradox isnt being greedy enough

[upbeat tundra]

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3499447506

WE are all downloading HoG

[shell sorrel]

Several countries, most notably Germany, ban it and it would likely require a separate game version as a result

Unrelated, how bad of an idea is it to use a single airframe for both cas and fighter

[upbeat tundra]

well thats stupid

[shell sorrel]

Well I mean

[sly venture]

I am now on a side quest to beat hollow knight but I will be back as soon as I beat it to finally finish the Luxembourg world conquest

[shell sorrel]

They were th Nazis so they’re pretty strict about reusing the symbolism now

[upbeat tundra]

historical censorship is objectively bad

[round pivot]

germany already has a seperate version of the game

[upbeat tundra]

that too

[shell sorrel]

Didn’t know that

[round pivot]

they have hitler and stuff shadowed

[shell sorrel]

Ah

I thought that was a base game thing

[upbeat tundra]

this i think

[sly venture]

Is there any hard ww1 mod

[upbeat tundra]

europe ww1?

[sly venture]

yes

[upbeat tundra]

nvm then

[shell sorrel]

If I had to personally guess then, it’s an aim at focusing the game on the military and economic aspects of Nazi Germany while not dipping too heavily into sociopolitical ones. Same reason the game doesn’t mention the h*locaust

[upbeat tundra]

i was gunna recommend u the balkan china mod of death and misery

[shell sorrel]

Ultimately I just don’t think it’s that big of a deal but 🤷

[upbeat tundra]

another thing is if they did add it it would be prob a focus and focuses almost always come with buffs...

[shell sorrel]

Dawg they would just never add anything that lets you commit the h*locaust

[sly venture]

The main stream mods like Kaiserredux and Kaisereich can be beaten by a toddler

[upbeat tundra]

so do u want the balkan china mod of death and doom

the

[shell sorrel]

Challenge accepted

[ivory hull]

woah woah woah

pal

calm down

[sly venture]

?

[ivory hull]

dont insult kx like that

play with kx enhanced ai

[sly venture]

me and Garry would still
Dominate

[ivory hull]

0.2 org before self deletion

[upbeat tundra]

wait a MINUTE

if you spam a ton of cav

where is the game getting the horses from?

is there a secret horse breeding lab?

[shell sorrel]

The horse store

You just blow in from stupid town?

[upbeat tundra]

where are they getting 50 million horses

[tulip thorn]

They duplicate

[sly venture]

Germany secret project

the Time Machine

They go back in time to steal the horses

[tulip thorn]

Exactly

[dusky burrow]

you're trying to org meme the enemy out?

[shell sorrel]

They’re a store they sell things

Trust me I work at a gas station I know how the supply chain works

[mental mantle]

Holy hell

[lean comet]

hi all rate my

[upbeat tundra]

ah yes the classic "surroundment"

where the enemy is cooked but they still have a port

[vital cove]

Schrodinger's encirclement

[shell sorrel]

Do achievements work on beta

[vital cove]

yea

[upbeat tundra]

you may kill 1 million men or you may not

[shell sorrel]

Dunkirk be like

[fervent estuary]

Is there a way to quickly get independence as democratic India?

[lean comet]

yes i lost

[vivid juniper]

I did a Guangdong game

And look who survived

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/infinitesocialcredi-socialcredit--k01KRHFPJCJJ4HAC9XFK9Z6AM9Z

[lethal ether]

sweet juicy manpower

[wide osprey]

i think

[vivid juniper]

Its china so insane manpower is norm

[wide osprey]

gen z is something else

[lethal ether]

yeah right

what they gonna do

cause a revolution at paradox in the cafeteria?

[lean comet]

yes siiiiiiiiiiiiir uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[lost dawn]

What?

[wide osprey]

pdx community can only complain about something

even those people say WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING

they just uuuuuh um

[lost dawn]

There be bugs..

[wide osprey]

keep bying dlcs?

[shell sorrel]

💀

did he just compare the overthrowing of an authoritarian regime to a video game dlc costing money

[safe wing]

Average Redditor mindset

[wide osprey]

it's actually a response to this post

while i do agree with at least №2

[shell sorrel]

in what world is the czech dlc awful

the tree is fantastic

[safe wing]

I agree with parts of this

[shell sorrel]

#3 is really funny

[wide osprey]

buut uuuh check the reviews they all say it's bad that means it's bad how can you how uuh baaaad 😭

[shell sorrel]

just dont buy it??

[safe wing]

The problem I had with the Czech dlc was it was for 1 country

[shell sorrel]

doesn't mean the content itself is bad though

[safe wing]

They should have included Romania and Yugoslavia

IMO

[shell sorrel]

that would've been nice

a little entente pack

[wide osprey]

but... the whole point of this dlc is to rework 1 nation...

[safe wing]

Yes

[safe wing]

I’m well aware unfortunately

[winged field]

Not even whole country just czech part xD

Like it was meant to beCzechoslovakia dlc no?

[safe wing]

Slovakia was just a puppet state though

and it was formed in 1939

Czechs were the dominant of the two partners from what I read

[glossy scroll]

я ебусь в сраку

[shell sorrel]

net

[wide osprey]

english only brother 😔

[glossy scroll]

дидиблад ис нот инглиш

[glossy scroll]

нет

[winged field]

There could be a resistance gameplay like from abroad as polish has

[glossy scroll]

я буду сам решать

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[glossy scroll]

на каком языке пиздеть

[shell sorrel]

did you just say diddyblud is not funny

[glossy scroll]

ублюдки тупые

[shell sorrel]

💀

[safe wing]

Realisticly who would want to play that

[shell sorrel]

i dont even think this mf is russian he's just typing in cyrillic

[wide osprey]

bro is not happy with this 🥳

[glossy scroll]

😂

[winged field]

Yeah its just kinda weird still

[shell sorrel]

nvm now he's speaking russian

[wide osprey]

<@&846894118219022336>

[winged field]

gopnik we have english here

yk

[shell sorrel]

<@&846894118219022336>

[wide osprey]

please don't try to translate what he's saying

[shell sorrel]

yeah he's slurring now lmao

[wide osprey]

💀

[winged field]

lol

[safe wing]

Speak English and not orc

[uncut pollen]

Yeah thats a ban

[winged field]

He is saying its nice to meet you all

trust trust

[shell sorrel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tata-mpo--k01KRHG6QYV3C1ZK8ATCTJRCBNT

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/conquest-2--k01KRHGRR428TMC5784R6GE7XPT

[wide osprey]

what a distinguished gentleman

🧐

[shell sorrel]

ok i was at least right that he said diddyblud

[hardy furnace]

What’s the best marine template

[tulip cobalt]

whats the best dlc outside by blood alone and no step back

[wide osprey]

1. 2 tank regiments
2. 2 motorized regiments
3. support companies

💐

[winged field]

He aint even russian probably he is just using translator xD

[safe wing]

Goated pfp

[tulip cobalt]

whats the best dlc outside by blood alone and no step back

[wide osprey]

götterdämmerung

[shell sorrel]

czech dlc

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-funny-gunner-who-made-that-man-a-gunner-gif-12052927

[shell sorrel]

😏

[winged field]

battle for bosporus

[tulip cobalt]

whats the best dlc outside by blood alone, no step bacck battle for the bospurus and gotter

[safe wing]

Arms against tyranny

[wide osprey]

nooooooooooo

[winged field]

that

[ripe slate]

AAT is better than BBA

[wide osprey]

noooooooooo

well

both are kinda meh

[tulip cobalt]

whhat about la resistance

[ripe slate]

AAT trees are somewhat fun, BBA has its best branch available free, near-hist Italy

[shell sorrel]

best dlc

[ripe slate]

Not the greatest but worth it on sale

[safe wing]

Can we agree this is the best hoi4 general

He heard the axis, allies and commentern are pretty strong

[safe wing]

@shell sorrel @wide osprey

[shell sorrel]

I don't like anime

[safe wing]

Fair

I just find the image funny

Goku would be a terrible general

His iq is pretty low

[winged field]

🇭🇺 ❤️ 🇵🇱

[wide osprey]

me neither

😔 🥀

sorry broski i can't rate it

[marsh kestrel]

Guys... is everything ok with china?

[proper ridge]

holy shit they are thirsty for WAR

[lilac ginkgo]

yes?

[safe wing]

Jospeh Stilwell tried to coup the government

[lilac ginkgo]

wait

they have 60m manpower

[safe wing]

He did this against the KMT in 1944

[marsh kestrel]

Yes

How?

[lilac ginkgo]

china has lots of people

[safe wing]

It seriously damaged the us and KMT relationship

[sudden thistle]

because its china

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah but its the kmt

so it has less people atleast in hoi4

mao has more people in hoi4 somehow

They forgot about his stuff

[safe wing]

Do they have enough guns though

[lilac ginkgo]

for 60m men probably not

[sudden thistle]

china has lots of people

a little more than 30 people

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah I would've been the 67th citizen of China if I lived there

[marsh kestrel]

Oh you see can you see...

[lilac ginkgo]

gang what is that language

[marsh kestrel]

German

[lilac ginkgo]

why is the average word 40 letters

[lilac ginkgo]

thats why

gluten tag bro

[marsh kestrel]

Servus

[lilac ginkgo]

I know what that means

its hello

[marsh kestrel]

Big encirclement incoming

[lilac ginkgo]

why is war a thing

realistically

we really love to make everything worse

the earth's population is built on hatred

[mental mantle]

Because of the little dark age edits

[marsh kestrel]

We are a very special species

[lilac ginkgo]

are we now

[marsh kestrel]

Bye bye china

[lilac ginkgo]

we use other species as our slaves

or we did for a long time

horses are the peak example of human slavery on other species

[lilac ginkgo]

goodbye china hello Beijing

[sudden thistle]

hoi4 general is not a place for a psychological debate

[winged field]

https://youtu.be/HZaZjrkJ3hc?si=ngm8j7VIBsrCuSSo
Good video on it if you mean it literally

[sudden thistle]

the average IQ here is room temperature

[lilac ginkgo]

is slavery psychological

[stark condor]

@civic acorn you alive?

[lilac ginkgo]

where i live some people still use horses instead of cars

and they re basically slaves

the horses

[lilac ginkgo]

and no I dont

but it still sucks man

why do we have to die because some guy 500 years ago went like "I own this" and people still fight over it

[winged field]

not sure which conflict u mean now

[lilac ginkgo]

well

theres a few

[winged field]

also u dont have to die for it? you always have a choice

[lilac ginkgo]

and just death in general over a piece of land just sucks

[lilac ginkgo]

oh you sure do

[winged field]

some are stupid for sure but some terriorial issues have a real meaning

[lilac ginkgo]

some countries force you to serve in the military and you might just get shipped to the frontlines

[lilac ginkgo]

the only war id understand is people fighting against evil or something like that

like a war in North Korea or something

[valid prawn]

my first time playing Ironman modee, ended up fighting bothh allies and axis what is this scenario?? 😭😭

[winged field]

u can try to run or go to jail for that but thats still your choice

[lilac ginkgo]

people die for a great cause

[lilac ginkgo]

so then I defect from the military and spend like 20 years in jail

good choice

[shell sorrel]

does demanding increased dutch trade as germany do anything in SP

[lilac ginkgo]

no

[safe wing]

Or you get thrown back into the army in a penal unit

[winged field]

aint saying its a great choice, I just hate when people say they have no choice just to feel better about it

[lilac ginkgo]

thats not really a thing irl no more for most countries

[safe wing]

If your country is losing a war for example

[lilac ginkgo]

you always have a choice but its useless

its better not to take it

would you go torch an orphanage just because you have the choice to do so

[runic ferry]

yall think my run good so far? (im sink)

[winged field]

thats just sad to think about it that way but you do you

[lilac ginkgo]

is it dude

[winged field]

there is something called morals

we still have those

[valid prawn]

YEA

[lilac ginkgo]

same way how its immoral to send someone to jail for refusing to go to war

and basically ruin their lives

[winged field]

call it immoral but I wouldnt compare it to burning an orphanage

thats quite off

[lilac ginkgo]

its the first bad thing that came to mind

[winged field]

btw jail and certain death many would prefer jail

[runic ferry]

currently attackin the mongols

[winged field]

and thats a choice everyone has

[valid prawn]

Currently im playing Ironman mode as soviet for first time

[lilac ginkgo]

but they still had no choice when they were forced to go to the frontlines

[valid prawn]

somehow i ended up fighting both Allies and axis

[lilac ginkgo]

why would you choose to just run away

[safe wing]

The Alsace Lorraine problem was accidently created in the 800s

[lilac ginkgo]

im talking about penal units those are gone

[safe wing]

When the Frankish empire broke apart

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah well they arent fighting over it anymore

[safe wing]

It only took them 1200 years to learn to stop doing that

[lilac ginkgo]

one guy called adolf hitler kinda forced them to learn the term of friendship

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/butta-dawg-dog-with-the-butta-butta-dog-i-put-the-butter-on-him-the-dog-with-the-butter-butter-dog-gif-19244197

[winged field]

You can run, defect or stay. Im just pointing out there is always a choice no matter what

rather then saying there is no choice

[safe wing]

Also adolf Hitler and hong Xiuquan have the same origin story

Both failed school

[hoary glen]

romania dlc

[lilac ginkgo]

as i said theres always a choice but sometimes theres no point in doing it

[hoary glen]

the most important minor

[winged field]

Art schools should be giving free passes fr

[winged field]

thats apathy

[safe wing]

Civil service exam too

[runic ferry]

yall im the best actor ever

[lilac ginkgo]

well

[runic ferry]

no joke

i fake sicked so hard they called the emergency line and sent someone over to check on me

all over a german test i didnt study for

[lilac ginkgo]

alright so you re telling me you d do something thats just worse than it could be

just because you can

and no ones stopping you

[runic ferry]

yall argueing?

or sm?

[winged field]

apathy is not that

[lilac ginkgo]

Then

[winged field]

philosophing ig

[lilac ginkgo]

what does apathy mean

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-11204209

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah

[warped crown]

🥹 It's beautiful

[lilac ginkgo]

you have multiple choices but there's no point in doing something thats just bad

so then you really only have once choice

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-george-meme-shock-no-gif-6106505422079660447

[lilac ginkgo]

its like taking a multiple choice exam but the choices are "i wanna pass by choosing this" or something like "yeah let me fail"

why would I purposefully do something that makes it worse than it already is

[winged field]

You always have multiple choices no matter what thats the point, you deciding on one thing bcs of your morals or your convictions doesnt negate the other possibilities.

[lilac ginkgo]

why would I need a second choice if no one besides psychos or sick people choose it

[azure walrus]

how to win italian civil war

[runic ferry]

by doing pew pew and boom boom until u take everything

[azure walrus]

i did that but i lost 7 divisions to an encirclement and it dragged to 1938

[marsh kestrel]

Emotional Damage

[runic ferry]

then do more division to the pew pew

[lilac ginkgo]

you re in the allies

son

[winged field]

what kind of choice you are thinking about? We were talking about some people that were dragged into war against their conviciton and that they have the choice to stay or go to jail or even flee. 2nd choice doesnt have to be psycho lol.

[runic ferry]

i aint reading allat

[marsh kestrel]

And?

[wanton whale]

Would you 1 v 1 this

[azure walrus]

no more men, marx portrait doesnt attract enough men

also marx portrait doesnt attract guns

or support equipment

screw you marx portrait

[runic ferry]

mmmmmm

you try naval?

[lilac ginkgo]

not war but rather be conscripted..so you either serve for a few years and hope you don't get dragged into war,or you go to jail for 20 years

[azure walrus]

its a land war

[runic ferry]

screenshot?

[marsh kestrel]

Uff

[runic ferry]

i need see

[runic ferry]

tf happen to argentina

[marsh kestrel]

They go fascist

[runic ferry]

ahh, explains the flag

[lilac ginkgo]

@winged field can we both agree we re right in one way or another because then we ll be both be going at it forever

[winged field]

and thats completely fine for everyone to decide on which they follow through

[mental mantle]

Guys, this is the first cyber nation

[runic ferry]

happy new year guys

[winged field]

[runic ferry]

hm

[azure walrus]

i dont have the industry to make more equipment so im using default templates btw

[winged field]

Im just drinking tea at it xD

algs

[runic ferry]

do even have naval control

do u*

[lilac ginkgo]

and i have a gun to my head

[runic ferry]

sick

[lilac ginkgo]

no I dont

[runic ferry]

awww

[lilac ginkgo]

its a joke guys

[azure walrus]

does this mean i have naval control

[winged field]

no messi you need to win one more world cup so ronaldo fans can cry again

[azure walrus]

i could have them patrol instead

[runic ferry]

are u light or dark green

[azure walrus]

light

[lilac ginkgo]

Messi is kinda withering

[marsh kestrel]

I need more Tanks....I.NEED.MORE.TANKS!!!

[winged field]

bro is just having fun at this point

Im happy for him xD

[runic ferry]

ts pmo, my brain dont know what to do

[lilac ginkgo]

hes spending his unc years in Miami for a shit ton of money and a nice view of the city

in a bit ass villa

[azure walrus]

the war has been going on for 2 years, i think i js reset atp

[lilac ginkgo]

but messi still was the king

[runic ferry]

2 years 💔

how

[winged field]

he completed footbal already so

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah

[runic ferry]

i once united china faster

[runic ferry]

yh lowk reset

[lilac ginkgo]

also messi vs Ronaldo almost seems fake

[runic ferry]

aint no one savin that

[azure walrus]

lost 7 divs to encirclement

[lilac ginkgo]

they re the total opposite of eachother

[azure walrus]

korean war ahh

[runic ferry]

real

wait

u the commie side?

[azure walrus]

yes

[runic ferry]

try to get into the comintern or sm

ask help

[lilac ginkgo]

he cant

[runic ferry]

?

[dusky burrow]

you can't exactly use the tanks if you don't have infantry equipment

or support companies

you'd just have zero hp

[lilac ginkgo]

ussr never allows him to join

unless they re in the same war

[runic ferry]

fair enough

ts pmo idk what to do lowk

[lilac ginkgo]

go study son

[runic ferry]

i have weekend dipshit

[lilac ginkgo]

alright

[runic ferry]

hemelvaart

[winged field]

ig

[runic ferry]

dont know what that is in english

[lilac ginkgo]

I wasnt the one failing classes a second ago

[runic ferry]

but thats the reason

[lilac ginkgo]

im just smart like that

[runic ferry]

stfu

[lilac ginkgo]

no buddy

[azure walrus]

im very bad at game, only have played as germany on ironman

[runic ferry]

im doing just fine

im only bad at econemy and french

[marsh kestrel]

It works ,dont ask how it just work

[azure walrus]

outside of cheesing imperial federation as uk

[lilac ginkgo]

im actually very smart and I dont even try

im lowk wasting my potential

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/self-glaze-spider-man-spiderman-man-picture-gif-9816155615439950590

[lilac ginkgo]

trust me

[runic ferry]

no

[lilac ginkgo]

I go to school and sleep through the whole day but then I just remember most shit we did

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[safe wing]

🍿

[lilac ginkgo]

I learn shit by hearing it

Trust me bro

you dont know me yet

[runic ferry]

i learn by taking shits

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[sudden thistle]

i learn by learning

[runic ferry]

hotel

[lilac ginkgo]

no but im not kidding gang

I learn by hearing people talk

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-low-raven-crow-real-science-low-i-q-gif-17338607635233300977

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[lilac ginkgo]

its 10x harder to open a book and read on a subject until I remember it

i just listen and I remember shit

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-saying-that-gif-4176371803490991421

[lilac ginkgo]

alright buddy

ask me anything

[runic ferry]

bet

[sudden thistle]

whats 1+1

[runic ferry]

how do you make a frikandel

[lilac ginkgo]

no hablo German

sorry

[runic ferry]

ITS NOT GERMAN

ITS DUTCH

[prisma steppe]

meddlsd dv grne?

[lilac ginkgo]

ok

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[winged field]

Guys dont search what frikandel is

its a trap

[runic ferry]

fym

[sudden thistle]

i do have a genuine question u can do

[runic ferry]

i eat it weekly

its dutch food

its horse meat

[winged field]

no bro 😭

[sudden thistle]

its easy if ur literate enough though

[prisma steppe]

frikadele you mean?

[lilac ginkgo]

I was trying to prove im Einstein

go for it

[runic ferry]

theres different ways to say it

[prisma steppe]

Ein Stein with a p

[lilac ginkgo]

peinstein?

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-low-raven-crow-real-science-low-i-q-gif-17338607635233300977

[lilac ginkgo]

Einstein P

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/classic-55--k01KRHM62HKTSEEHYGQPDSB4711

he sad bro

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-tuff-liam-gallagher-oasis-wonderwall-gif-1428704923655654051

[prisma steppe]

the one who bought the last amerikaan island

[lilac ginkgo]

if you mean greenland

that was the American president

[sudden thistle]

im assuming u want the formula for the question

[lilac ginkgo]

theres no p or einstein in his name

[lilac ginkgo]

not yet

shoot your shot

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/account-based-in-account-based-in-israel-i-worship-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-9737801630384828398

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-socrates-walking-socrates-walks-up-socrates-comes-up-socrates-tuff-gif-6665560380371568194

[lilac ginkgo]

I know the formula for that

[sudden thistle]

literally the only reason u can get it wrong is if u mess up the numbers

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-translate-gif-12052961640477791272

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-shield-meme-knight-gif-1673183717418664365

[lilac ginkgo]

yeah well ive known that formula for years already

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[lilac ginkgo]

am I Einstein yet

am I getting there

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/k-keptax-fettsack-keptax-fat-peter-griffin-peter-griffin-gif-20203363

[sudden thistle]

i literally got it from my quiz for my trade school/high school program

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-shout-fly-gif-24879550

[lilac ginkgo]

oh wait it had questions

[runic ferry]

do you also like dinos?

[sudden thistle]

did bro not read it

[safe wing]

It’s a nostalgia thing

[jade parcel]

kaiserreich or kaiserredux

[runic ferry]

mm, i love dinosaurs

[safe wing]

Redux

[runic ferry]

ive rewatched every jurassic movie like 10 times

cuz i like wasting time

[safe wing]

If you want more freedom

[prisma steppe]

mm i love magna europa, i love building train tracks as germany

[safe wing]

Did you watch walking with dinosaurs

[azure walrus]

i dont think i should play italy rn

im too bad

[runic ferry]

1 time

[azure walrus]

is france easy

[runic ferry]

a while agp

[safe wing]

The 1999 bbc documentary

[runic ferry]

ago*

yes

i have

[safe wing]

the gold standard of paleo media

Even if it’s outdated now

[runic ferry]

BBC

😄

WTF

NO

why

[prisma steppe]

BBC?!??! my favorite

[runic ferry]

why did it turn : D into that

[runic ferry]

i use one every day

[sudden thistle]

anyways i will check to see if ur answer is right after i get back from doing smth

as long as u dont mix up numbers like I did u should be fine

[azure walrus]

imma try france (first france game on ironman!)

can petain form the eu

[safe wing]

No

Only democratic France can

[prisma steppe]

mmm target practice

[safe wing]

There is a interesting trick

Form the eu and then install Napoleon vi

[azure walrus]

wait can i flip from fascist to democratic and then back to fascist

[cinder parrot]

winning an early barbarossa as germany

sealion was a success

[prisma steppe]

why does the belgien focus tree look so ass

[cinder parrot]

balkans under control

[safe wing]

France should have a better focus tree

[prisma steppe]

like it looks half-finished

[cinder parrot]

get more DLC

[runic ferry]

cuz it is ass

but honestly

who tf plays as belgium 💩

[safe wing]

Netherlands and France are more interesting than Belgium

[runic ferry]

it should just be part of the netherlands

[prisma steppe]

belgium is fun and has good focus tree, but some paths are so ass its sad

[runic ferry]

real

i dont get the people

[safe wing]

Belgium doesn’t exist in eu4

[runic ferry]

who go for trade neutrality as the NL

[prisma steppe]

but going democratic, facist, democratic & commie all in the span of 2 years is fun

[runic ferry]

most boring path ever

[safe wing]

Monarchy path in which you can troll Germany

By getting the monarchists to rebel

[runic ferry]

id rather side the germans rather than getting clapped by them

[safe wing]

Fair

[runic ferry]

and plus

dutch rijk got a sick flag

[azure walrus]

does vichy france keep divs from french government

[prisma steppe]

did you have a seizure there?

[runic ferry]

<

?

[prisma steppe]

rijk

[shell sorrel]

if i set my planes to air superiority/cas/etc. missions while i'm not actively at war, will they still consume fuel to run the mission?

[runic ferry]

fym

[azure walrus]

rijk is like the dutch version of reich

[runic ferry]

its rijk when u form

yeah

[prisma steppe]

rijk is not a real word

[runic ferry]

rijk means reich in dutch

dumbfuck

redone tart

[prisma steppe]

ist kein echtes wort, genause wie sumpfwestwestdeutschland

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-reading-google-translate-translate-translation-gif-16492407332444521953

[prisma steppe]

corrected it*

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-8662632631608934966

[bronze glade]

the great trial is coming

[subtle wharf]

Can someone help me with sea lion

[runic ferry]

what game is that

[bronze glade]

tno

hoi4

[prisma steppe]

IS THAT A TNO REFRENCE?!?!?

[azure walrus]

whats wrong ith your flags

[bronze glade]

idk

[prisma steppe]

cant post the TNO copypast sadly

banned word apparently

wait

i got an idea

cropping is hard

[azure walrus]

what do i keep from normal france when i become vichy

[safe wing]

Holy glaze

[runic ferry]

its almost christmas guys

https://tenor.com/view/papai-noel-twerk-santa-claus-twerk-papai-noel-santa-claus-feliz-natal-gif-1463631992943420950

happy new year

[prisma steppe]

i am gonna grinch till i christmas

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/knee-surgery-meme-grinch-blue-grinch-that-feeling-when-gif-11244637289834073788

[safe wing]

One problem how are you going to steal 8 billion people’s presents

[prisma steppe]

we use eugenics to crossbread eastern europeans with british people

[safe wing]

You could just edit the naughty and nice list where nobody is nice

[runic ferry]

8 billion ❌ 271K ✅

[sudden thistle]

So the Romanians do it with the British and then the British get everywhere and because of the Romanian genes they also take everything

Am I a genius or what

[prisma steppe]

we make the most stealiest eastern european to walk in germany look like a wuss

[safe wing]

Holy shit that is an awesome plan

[prisma steppe]

robmanians + poles + buglars + britons = Slavic Ubermensch

[sudden thistle]

Must’ve been the wind

[prisma steppe]

robmanians for the speed of stealing, poles for the tenacity to not get caught, buglars for the knowlage with tools & technics of stealing & the britons for the expansion of stealing operation across the whole world

[runic ferry]

mustve ❌ mustard ✅

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

(kill me)

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[prisma steppe]

(kill us)

[azure walrus]

does vichy keep french divisions from before becoming vichy

[runic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-mango-phonk-67-gif-13413432676733650348

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kai-cenat-alsokami-komik-mustard-gif-gif-8559662327962672792

[prisma steppe]

we lobotomy maxxin since 2016

[viscid mason]

Ewww clanker slop

[azure walrus]

"clink clink clank"

[prisma steppe]

clank clank clank

[viscid mason]

<@&846894118219022336> purge this clanker scum off of lands

[azure walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/slop-sloppity-slop-schlop-schloppity-schlop-lorax-slop-gif-8159702077912215542

[winged field]

Jake was jaking it so clank could clank it.

[prisma steppe]

do not fist the Advanced Medium Tank

[runic ferry]

what should i fist then

[winged field]

Start with pre was designs

Then make your way up

[prisma steppe]

@lilac ginkgo this individual

[winged field]

In king Nasir we trust

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-nasir-my-beloved-heart-locket-ea-nasir-my-beloved-ae-nasir-gif-15171202836770895387

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/alados5-playstation-ratchet-and-clank-rac-ratchet-gif-22465676

[prisma steppe]

too human, gib me the aircraft

[fair horizon]

Thats Clank

[prisma steppe]

mmm baki men

[upbeat tundra]

bro rlly pinged the mods

[viscid mason]

Quality control. Ai slop does not belong here imao

[prisma steppe]

problem is they aint even clankers, that word is reserved for whenever we get synths or robots

[viscid mason]

Also hello hello, hello Karl

[prisma steppe]

Karlll das tötet menschen

[winter fulcrum]

ill be ur femboy 🥹

[winged field]

hall of shame

[prisma steppe]

mmm

[winter fulcrum]

im jk bro

[winged field]

bro caught himself too

[prisma steppe]

johny johny, are we lying again

[winged field]

ggs

[winter fulcrum]

broski

just accept the fact that there arent any femboys playing hoi4

i would love it if there were but there just arent

[prisma steppe]

huh

what is blud smokin

[winged field]

bro didnt play with Poles yet then

[prisma steppe]

i will be crakin that buss, you said it yourself

[winter fulcrum]

i did NOT say that

[prisma steppe]

you aint escapin now

we puttin you in sissycamp & getting you converted

[sudden thistle]

Since when is ai banned

Huh

[upbeat tundra]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pizza-bear-pie-you-want-me-to-so-some-dishes-R0MhbYXDBebdjd32XW

[winged field]

bro is tsundere

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmph-hmph-anime--k01KRHP127XCR7TB8NZMSFB805R

[winter fulcrum]

no im not!!!

[winter fulcrum]

broski what

[prisma steppe]

bro is a liar

bro, we dont go back on our word here, this isnt molotov-ribbentrop

[winged field]

say on wallahi

[winter fulcrum]

im not a femboy and im not a tsundere

[prisma steppe]

on allah and jahwe

[upbeat tundra]

https://klipy.com/gifs/soviet-union-stalin-4--k01KRHPECNB7MMBY8KHQ15V21RS

[prisma steppe]

yet

[winter fulcrum]

bro

never

[winged field]

bro just lied twice

[upbeat tundra]

are you balkan?

[winter fulcrum]

2 negatives make a positive so im not lying

[winter fulcrum]

nope

[prisma steppe]

bro playin war thunda, hoi4 & enlisted, its only a matter of time

[winged field]

bro got that eptstein in him

i mean einstein

[winter fulcrum]

im italian and mexican

[upbeat tundra]

close enough

[winter fulcrum]

bro what

son what 😭

js say you like men bro

[azure walrus]

laval be like: "we're disbanding the french military, yall going home fr"

[prisma steppe]

only the one railed is gay

[winged field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2--k01KRHPK9DTBS0N3GHQKJE52S1W

[prisma steppe]

dont forget the navy and airforce aswell as the garrisons

[azure walrus]

does vichy france not keep those either? smh

also wym garrisons

[winter fulcrum]

im not gay!!!!!!

[prisma steppe]

wait i am gonna cook some funny images with ms paint rlq

[upbeat tundra]

i never even bother to make vichy france i like doing this to them instead

[upbeat tundra]

see? i knew he was balkan

[azure walrus]

you can annex them instantly via decision after creating them btw

those are tuff borders tho

[winter fulcrum]

THATS NOT ME

[upbeat tundra]

wanted to make good borders

[prisma steppe]

bro is denial

in*

[upbeat tundra]

also romania is just:

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth--k01KRHPSYCZ2AK15XQEDBTS8TCJ

[azure walrus]

you can just return that land to your french puppet tho iirc

[upbeat tundra]

ehhh

[winter fulcrum]

im not in denial because im not a femboy tsundere!!

[prisma steppe]

yet

[winter fulcrum]

ever

[upbeat tundra]

buddy u play these games

[prisma steppe]

for?

[winter fulcrum]

so?

[upbeat tundra]

just saying its only a matter of time

[prisma steppe]

bro speedrunnin the femboy-conversion therapy with that lineup

[upbeat tundra]

yo UNSCROLLABLE THUMBNAIL

[prisma steppe]

look he even got the fem BOI in the name already

just change ire to em and we got em

[bleak cove]

yo when wil they run out gang ✌️

[prisma steppe]

🫃

[winged field]

the brood mother

[winged field]

holy dragon age refference

[prisma steppe]

@xXFem_bOiXx3040

[upbeat tundra]

i dont think the ai knows not to attack L8 forts

[bleak cove]

france is so usless bro couldn't hold back italy

[winter fulcrum]

I AM NOT A FEMBOY!

[prisma steppe]

not YET i said

[winter fulcrum]

NEVER

[upbeat tundra]

"i am a SURGEON"

[bleak cove]

how bro 5.5 mil casulties

[sudden thistle]

Don’t have on GW2

[azure walrus]

france isnt real

[sudden thistle]

Hate all u want on war thunder though

[upbeat tundra]

atleast this makes sence idk how they lost so many

[sudden thistle]

That game is an abusive relationship

[bleak cove]

china?

[upbeat tundra]

chinese soviet republic being able to get a whole FOUR pp a day:

[azure walrus]

it begins

[upbeat tundra]

antares imperium (population of like 500 million)

[bleak cove]

my allies AINT DOING SHIT

[sly venture]

Combined both of the games 1 and 2 I have 2k hours

I have 1,2k hours on gw1

Back then on my prime

[prisma quartz]

OKAY

[bleak cove]

they won't even send me any trains bro

[azure walrus]

it begin

[prisma quartz]

What was going on here

[upbeat tundra]

bro went through the maginot