no one is hurt polska ever again!
#hoi4-general
clear dagger
kind reef
Nuke Germany
low dock
Im in axis
kind reef
O
kind reef
Nuke UK
clear dagger
Im in axis
supple halo
The UK and France controlling over 1/3 of the world in 1939: 😁
The UK and France when Germany demands the city of Danzig: 😡✋🏻⬅️🇬🇧
low dock
Killed ussr
sharp sierra
youll just figure out how incredibly underwhelming and annoying they are to use now
prisma saddle
The UK and France controlling over 1/3 of the world in 1939: 😁
The UK and Fran...
So real!
low dock
What should I do?
prisma saddle
save germany
kind reef
I cant use planes
Why
low dock
Idk
sharp sierra
wait another 4 years for missiles
low dock
Can I like give my nuke to germant reich?
kind reef
then assign them to a mission
sharp sierra
hes saying he cant use planes for the nuke as poland
low dock
The year is 1951
kind reef
hes saying he cant use planes for the nuke as poland
oh
sharp sierra
yep whats another 4 years to research icbms
supple halo
I love ICBMS.
low dock
Giys
clear dagger
yep whats another 4 years to research icbms
"i can always start again"
sharp sierra
its just atrocious
supple halo
Have you tried winning?
prisma saddle
is thata a screen?💔
clear dagger
Have you tried winning?
sharp sierra
supple halo
heavy vigil
hes saying he cant use planes for the nuke as poland
you can!
any strat bomber
just need a wing of like 20
supple halo
Just get the missiles!
sharp sierra
yea just get the missiles in like 6 years
low dock
As a poland
I have 163 troops
Lost 3 million in fight with ussr
Lost 2.27 with the allies
cold frigate
what do i play if im horrible at the game
low dock
Idk some roblox slop?
cold frigate
Idk some roblox slop?
son
low dock
Im crine
cold frigate
actually tho what should i play
supple halo
what do i play if im horrible at the game
Minecraft
low dock
Free mobile game which is made by Homeland isrealin supported by aipac and bbno plays it?
supple halo
GET OU- 🗣️🔥
low dock
Tuna tiva
low dock
When i play Brazil it has just default skill tree
low dock
What IS a DLC?
supple halo
sudden thistle
What IS a DLC?
This is paradox’s entire money making idea
low dock
So I spent 50 dollars in a game
supple halo
Yes
low dock
And I have spend another 100$?
supple halo
Yes
low dock
Also
sudden thistle
So I spent 50 dollars in a game
When did u buy it
sudden thistle
There was a sale like a week ago
low dock
Really?
supple halo
Well. You could do the monthly subscription.
sudden thistle
Realistically there is like 5 ish more dlc left in the game
supple halo
It’s like $8 and you get them all.
sudden thistle
Realistically there is like 5 ish more dlc left in the game
More if they milk the cow into a skeleton
supple halo
I’m your son?
sudden thistle
I’m your son?
Slang
sudden thistle
Wdym I can just play modded
Look at other paradox games
And look at their dlc
This game is a lot better compared to some others
supple halo
✋ ⬅️ 🇬🇧
sudden thistle
These ppl are ungrateful
Who
low dock
They are rising against me
sudden thistle
Oh
low dock
I let yall decide their fate
sudden thistle
Do ur commonwealth thing
paper mango
time to learn how to do the soviet cival war
supple halo
It seems scary.
low dock
I made these ungrateful people get brutal oppression
cold frigate
is thsi good infantry?
supple halo
Show the template itself.
cold frigate
low dock
Wait there is something like that?
cold frigate
Wait there is something like that?
wdym
supple halo
Add some AA support.
cold frigate
anti air?
supple halo
Yes
cold frigate
how many
supple halo
In the support company’s section.
low dock
Is this good?
cold frigate
Is this good?
NOOOOO
supple halo
GAHHHDAMN
low dock
Recommendations?
cold frigate
is this good @supple halo
supple halo
HALT
low dock
Made it 9 now?
cold frigate
Just the support company.
this?>
strange stratus
Can someone explain how in earth i dont have range in these waters just Mediterranean Sea
supple halo
What country are you?
low dock
Fah this game is so random🥀
paper mango
Can someone explain how in earth i dont have range in these waters just Mediterr...
your home port is probably still in the mediterranean
supple halo
They’re fascist. Don’t ask me why.
strange stratus
your home port is probably still in the mediterranean
How to change that
supple halo
El Salvador willing to take on the entirety of the US. 🥀
paper mango
How to change that
if you select your navy you see this
paper mango
this is your port en if you click the gear it auto changes to the closes port
you can also change the manually if you rather do that but personally i am too lazy for that
cold frigate
What country are you?
germany
supple halo
Hmmm
strange stratus
if you select your navy you see this
God bless u sir
low dock
ANY tips?
heavy vigil
this is your port en if you click the gear it auto changes to the closes port
just control right click
paper mango
just control right click
you can but the gear is way easier
then you just put the task force where you want it
cold frigate
Do you intend on doing historical?
yea\
sharp sierra
paper mango
it works worse
oh for me it works amazingly
heavy vigil
oh for me it works amazingly
its fine like 90% of the time
silent wharf
paper mango
now im curious. what kind of problems you getting
worn cliff
Is this good?
show stats
worn cliff
Can someone explain how in earth i dont have range in these waters just Mediterr...
who tf uses planes against AI
paper mango
it was just assigned to like a lower level/bad supply port
interesting. maybe cause of a single ships range.
ill keep a look out to see if it ever happens to me
craggy trail
I got myself a really nice encirclement of 35 Changeling Divisions, mainly a good chunk of their medium/modern tank divisions.
worn cliff
anyone knows a mod that makes the alt history AI good enough but not extreme like sheeps mod
heavy vigil
interesting. maybe cause of a single ships range.
ill keep a look out to see if ...
it was as south america they were going to like central american ports or something
its not a thing youll have issues with in like europe
worn cliff
is there a vanilla way to gain compliance whitout specific advisors
terse skiff
is there a vanilla way to gain compliance whitout specific advisors
change occupation law
you aren't expected to get 100 compliance usually
worn cliff
none give compliance
terse skiff
you can also set up 3 collab govs
terse skiff
none give compliance
they don't give extra compliance
worn cliff
you can also set up 3 collab govs
yea thats the only way i can think of
terse skiff
there's a base level of compliance growth
terse skiff
you can hover over the province's compliance bar and it will show you compliance growth stats
terse skiff
idk
strange stratus
who tf uses planes against AI
Me 🗿
fair horizon
if you select your navy you see this
Russian navy 🤮
worn cliff
planes are so boring they're terribly overglazed
any enemy with lvl2 AA basically hardcounters ur close air support
fair horizon
any enemy with lvl2 AA basically hardcounters ur close air support
You dont have enough cas
worn cliff
put those factories on tanks or something
worn cliff
You dont have enough cas
dude AA cancels like all the cas damage
fair horizon
Sure you can cancel 75% or w/e but when i drop 10 thousand cas on you you still crumble
low dock
How to use air?
fair horizon
oh for me it works amazingly
It'll prioritize higher levle ports in range which leads to weird circumstances where your fleet is actually worse off because of the range
knotty ginkgo
Fah this game is so random🥀
this is the most normal thing happening in the game at enough WT and A Historical
low dock
fair horizon
Doesnt matter most of the time but still
vital cove
is there any way to make the alt historical AI any good?
sheep's mod
maiden bolt
vital cove
any enemy with lvl2 AA basically hardcounters ur close air support
that's not how that works
planes are overpowered
especially since 1.17
worn cliff
not worth the ic
only do planes if ur britain or italy
or usa
anything else and its a waste of factories and ruins the build
fair horizon
It really doesnt but to each their own
paper mango
that actually sounds interesting
dusky burrow
that's not how that works
yeah you need AA2 line + AA2 support
CAS has been getting buffs
buoyant flume
Yo
worldly gyro
Cas isn't effective, use 7/2 inf units with recon cars and maintenance company.
viscid mason
I remembered on reddit there a joke template of 25 width line anti air and support anti air and nothing else.
terse skiff
I remembered on reddit there a joke template of 25 width line anti air and suppo...
that's actually an exploit that is banned in almost all mp servers
maiden bolt
vocal bolt
question,
viscid mason
that's actually an exploit that is banned in almost all mp servers
https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/s/NprxpOMixk wait it actually works and not some dumb meme that would fail in like 10 seconds
Reddit
vocal bolt
how am I supposed to do the doctrine achivements now
terse skiff
https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/s/NprxpOMixk wait it actually works and not some d...
yeah it's a widely known exploit
viscid mason
Well there are no rules in single player so, I guess use anti air divisions if you are on red air?
terse skiff
Well there are no rules in single player so, I guess use anti air divisions if y...
yeah but ai doesn't produce enough cas to make aa exploit useful
fading coral
me watching the soviets sell because I capped
maiden bolt
The Battle of Leningrad
daring geyser
Well there are no rules in single player so, I guess use anti air divisions if y...
he's joking that division wont do anything
itll get melted the second it sees literally anything
cold frigate
at least im beating france now
terse skiff
it removes cas from gameplay
daring geyser
it is too op in most servers
it is op when mixed with regular inf and lower width
viscid mason
I realized that the Production costs are not worth it in single player if the ai doesnt build too much cas and just use airplane to counter them or support aa/sp anti air
terse skiff
or just regular support aa
daring geyser
it is op when mixed with regular inf and lower width
the specific template never reinforces into battle and has awful hp
- org
gets strength deleted
heavy vigil
I remembered on reddit there a joke template of 25 width line anti air and suppo...
this is bad
it reinforces into battle too easily
try SPAA
terse skiff
divisions with more breakthrough get put into battle first so your 25 aa divisions will be the last in reserve to be called up
heavy vigil
it will be more IC cost but you will not reinforce into combat
maiden bolt
terse skiff
it will be more IC cost but you will not reinforce into combat
just make mobile aa instead
terse skiff
but spaa sucks
heavy vigil
the specific template never reinforces into battle and has awful hp
hii tacwedie
craggy trail
unborn steeple
hii tacwedie
Hello casey
heavy vigil
Hello casey
hi kris hru
heavy vigil
im doing okay
unborn steeple
im doing okay
Good to hear
fair horizon
holy comeback
whole matrix
This game is a lot better compared to some others
lol this game is sooooo good i cant wait to pop up in stockholm
best game in the world
I'm gonna show these devs how much I appreciate them
Let me make sure the lead dev is there so I can tell them how wonderful this game is. I'll bring them a special birthday cake
Just need to make sure they are all in the same room
terse skiff
what if it's not their birthday
edgy void
I DEMAND ALL DLC EXCEPT NO STEP BACK AND GOTTERDAMERUNG FOR FREE
whole matrix
This is 1000% game of the year
Greatest game of all time, all of these devs are geniuses, they should get pc game of the year more times than Starcraft
fathom shard
Realistically there is like 5 ish more dlc left in the game
next dlc is france tree rework BTW the way
whole matrix
I want to see all of these wonderful devs all in one room and tell them how many hours i spent watching this game before I even played it
because the devs cared so much about me when they made this game
they cared so much about my time and my relationships in life, i have to thank them in person
fathom shard
they cared so much about my time and my relationships in life, i have to thank t...
relationship and "hoi4" in the same sentence
heavy vigil
holy comeback
hiiii ven
severe lion
why cant I cancel
whole matrix
yeah and i wanna show them my sp artillery designs
severe lion
whole matrix
i made some personal artillery designs, very explosive
severe lion
i made some personal artillery designs, very explosive
send the medium sp
whole matrix
i just need them all in the same room so i can show them my cake
fathom shard
anyone medium sp artillery design
idk dont know tbh be honest
severe lion
needed powerpoint for ts btw
whole matrix
and we can dance together
digital parrot
they will delete this btw the way
btw the way
fathom shard
btw the way
yes tbh be honest
low dock
GUYS
heavy vigil
lets not
whole matrix
everyone can have a piece of cake and celebrate about how complicated this game is and how it seems like you can do ANYTHING IN THIS GAME with so many options, BUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY VERY MATHMATCALY LINEAR, these guys are geniuses
heavy vigil
fathom shard
everyone can have a piece of cake and celebrate about how complicated this game is and how it seems like you can do ANYTHING IN THIS GAME with so many options, BUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY VERY MATHMATCALY LINEAR, these guys are geniuses
whole matrix
😂 @fathom shard
fathom shard
what are we looking at
whole matrix
Game of the year, no one has ever made a game this good before or since
Its so historically accurate
fathom shard
😂 @whole matrix
gaunt garden
Hey can anyone give me a good.mod that has non historical but also has historical,isn't like full blown fantasy line Equestria,and you can counqer stuff alot(so it isn't like a modern mod where you cant counter shi)
supple halo
Its so historically accurate
whole matrix
Its like I'm learning the truth about ww2 as im playing
heavy vigil
https://tenor.com/view/amalaprint-stantwitter-spongebob-gif-23135977
i would appreciate if you read rules 2 and 5 :)
digital parrot
i would appreciate if you read rules 2 and 5 :)
i did my glorious king casey
supple halo
Now you have to beg for his forgiveness.
heavy vigil
i did my glorious king casey
thank you <3
digital parrot
Now you have to beg for his forgiveness.
casey is a kind person they will forgive me
supple halo
The rules of the server have been guaranteed by the United Kingdom.
✋🏻⬅️🇬🇧
gaunt garden
Hey can anyone give me a good.mod that has non historical but also has historica...
Anyone?please?with a cherry on top?
whole matrix
Casey has to be a genius too he was chosen by the hoi4 team
terse skiff
just download rt56
ripe slate
Hey can anyone give me a good.mod that has non historical but also has historica...
Road to 56
fathom shard
😂 @supple halo
gaunt garden
just download rt56
I already have it I mean a diefferent year
💔
Like kaisereich is a good mod
You can counqer,and stuff
digital parrot
Like kaisereich is a good mod
Kaisrerredux is better
gaunt garden
The great war is too
gaunt garden
Kaisrerredux is better
I'm just saying a example
gaunt garden
Kaisrerredux is better
What does kaiseredux even do anyways
terse skiff
touching grass and talking to girls is better
whole matrix
Why even use mods? This game is perfect at launch everything is historically accurate, ESPECIALLY IN ASIA
digital parrot
What does kaiseredux even do anyways
Schizo paths for almost all nations
sudden thistle
next dlc is france tree rework BTW the way
And how would u know
digital parrot
Next dlc is bhutan and nepal 🙏 📿
fathom shard
And how would u know
because paradox reaches out to me for ideas
whole matrix
touching grass and talking to girls is better
No all my relationships in life got better the more I played and studied the game.
fathom shard
btw the way
sudden thistle
Mhm
whole matrix
I studied this game like a college degree program
sharp sierra
No all my relationships in life got better the more I played and studied the gam...
https://tenor.com/view/vanoss-bobsled-construction-construction-worker-luigi-gif-7856654240198596691
gaunt garden
touching grass and talking to girls is better
Hoi4 gives you women,every women wants a man that plays hoi4 for like 6 hours atleast
whole matrix
And when I was done studying I learned that theres still so much more to learn
fathom shard
Hoi4 gives you women,every women wants a man that plays hoi4 for like 6 hours at...
ladyboys at most
terse skiff
Hoi4 gives you women,every women wants a man that plays hoi4 for like 6 hours at...
no it gives you femboys
whole matrix
Wow the devs cared about me soooooo much
low dock
Historical mode btw
gaunt garden
ladyboys at most
Why are you even here Socrates💔
ripe slate
Historical mode btw
Who are you playing
supple halo
Hoi4 gives you women,every women wants a man that plays hoi4 for like 6 hours at...
We literally play as women in some paths as well. That makes us inclusive.
whole matrix
Historical mode btw
oh my god its so accurate, all the japanese generals are there right?
supple halo
Poland
Bro plays Poland as an Axis member but then complains Venezuela joins the Axis.
whole matrix
Oh wait, not general Yoshio Tachibana, BUT HEY IN EUROPE YOU GOT HITLER
supple halo
Adorable Filter*
low dock
It's 1955
fathom shard
Why are you even here Socrates💔
why would that matter to you?
whole matrix
Wowwwwww so accurate
low dock
And I got nukes before france nazi germany and Uk
whole matrix
the devs care so much about historical accuracy
supple halo
One game I played until 1983 or something and the Big H was still alive.
daring geyser
hii tacwedie
buy me bread thanks
pallid cypress
who of you here has ever played kaiserredux and can recommend me a country for my first play through
digital parrot
the devs care so much about historical accuracy
🦦
digital parrot
who of you here has ever played kaiserredux and can recommend me a country for m...
Russia
whole matrix
they cared so much about historical accuracy they buffed China so anyone playing Japan would suffer immensely
digital parrot
youre the second one
Just dont go communist
whole matrix
Wow so accurate
pallid cypress
Just dont go communist
why tho
pallid cypress
You will get touched
what
whole matrix
I will touch all of these devs together
all at once
big big biggggg hug
and squeeze him with my happiness
heavy vigil
buy me bread thanks
okay
subtle wharf
Damn I only have 15 hours. Went from taking 6 months to defeat Poland to now doing it in 3 weeks
native holly
hi just looking for people to casually play the game with, bored
supple halo
hi just looking for people to casually play the game with, bored
l-like a d-date? 🥺👉👈
whole matrix
I wanna show the team how much hair I have left
whole matrix
l-like a d-date? 🥺👉👈
yes
digital parrot
Damn I only have 15 hours. Went from taking 6 months to defeat Poland to now doi...
India respeck moment 🗿 🇮🇳 🗿🤝
daring geyser
hi just looking for people to casually play the game with, bored
i wish i could except i cant
prisma saddle
how that even happened
daring geyser
how that even happened
they got real lost
whole matrix
how that even happened
historical accuracy thats how
pallid cypress
I will touch all of these devs together
this is my first time talking here, wtf is happening
supple halo
how that even happened
They gave the new guy the map.
digital parrot
l-like a d-date? 🥺👉👈
native holly
i wish i could except i cant
no worries :)
whole matrix
I'm celebrating the genius of the development team they are the best in the gaming
native holly
this is my first time talking here, wtf is happening
welcome to hell
vocal bolt
do I have to buy dlc for doctrine
daring geyser
this is my first time talking here, wtf is happening
dont talk on hoi4 official when starting out theres mostly misinformation in general chat
i recommend asking trusted ppl like uh @heavy vigil (theyre bad) to verify information
digital parrot
dont talk on hoi4 official when starting out theres mostly misinformation in gen...
supple halo
When are we getting HOI5?
whole matrix
i ripped out my hair and collected it in a plastic ziplock bag
digital parrot
When are we getting HOI5?
When the hoi4 udder is dry
craggy trail
holy comeback
It was quite crazy. Changeling tanks are honestly no joke, but once you wear them down enough, it works well into your favor
low dock
Guys
heavy vigil
dont talk on hoi4 official when starting out theres mostly misinformation in gen...
why me
low dock
Im about to nuke london
pallid cypress
welcome to hell
yeah i think ill head back to pergatory, the tno:r server
low dock
How to do it?
whole matrix
Im about to nuke london
please god do this for historical accuracy
low dock
daring geyser
why me
cuz youre like the only decent player i know that talks regularly on hoi4 official besides topazand
supple halo
I’m sooo ugly. 😮💨
pallid cypress
dont talk on hoi4 official when starting out theres mostly misinformation in gen...
oh ive played hoi4 for over 1k hours i know a little bit about the game i was just looking for some kx advice
gaunt garden
When I was 6 or 7 I thought that Yugoslavia was a Serbian and Bulgarian union in the 1200s
whole matrix
I’m sooo ugly. 😮💨
no you are beautiful
whole matrix
and i can show you my hair collection
supple halo
👉👈
supple halo
and i can show you my hair collection
Yes
gaunt garden
and i can show you my hair collection
Can you show me I'm interested
whole matrix
ok
gaunt garden
I’m more interested.
No I'm more interested
whole matrix
gaunt garden
Ladies first.
Uh ok I'm a lady now back off,went through surgery and everything
supple halo
That’s fail RP.
supple halo
Is for sale? 🥺
heavy vigil
cuz youre like the only decent player i know that talks regularly on hoi4 offici...
what about like idk bhm or francis
native holly
yeah i think ill head back to pergatory, the tno:r server
the what server?
heavy vigil
or voya
whole matrix
its my dedicated HOI4 hair bag
supple halo
Hair for Alfred Jodl’s bald head.
whole matrix
i wanna show the devs personally
pallid cypress
the what server?
tno:r
compact ginkgo
whole matrix
and and you @supple halo we need to have a date together in stockholm
gaunt garden
Romania strongest country in world🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
whole matrix
so we can come to the office and celebrate together
digital parrot
Romania strongest country in world🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷...
Bro youre serbian
digital parrot
Stop the romania larp
supple halo
I’m Romanian.
digital parrot
Serbia is number 1
whole matrix
HOI4 improved all my relationships
supple halo
Serbia is number 1
Not even a real country btw…
gaunt garden
@whole matrix before when I was a noob I maxed everything,like my whole country every time,I wonder what that even did
digital parrot
Not even a real country btw…
🥡
gaunt garden
Not even a real country btw…
Hey I said Romania strongest can you please take that back, pretty please with a Cherry on top
🥺🙏
fair horizon
It was quite crazy. Changeling tanks are honestly no joke, but once you wear the...
yeah but the changeling leader is cute so
supple halo
Serbia ❌
East Yugoslavia ✅
prime marsh
Serbia ❌
East Yugoslavia ✅
two sides of the same coin
gaunt garden
two sides of the same coin
Kingdom yes but communist no
digital parrot
gaunt garden
Talking from family experience
supple halo
Hey I said Romania strongest can you please take that back, pretty please with a...
I’m just messing around. I love every European nation.
But Romania is top 5.
craggy trail
yeah but the changeling leader is cute so
Like not only was I holding ground with little possibility of piercing changeling MBTs and low stockpile for artillery/AT/AA, but Exiled Equestria was also fighting fascist Wingbardy with the "help" of Communist Prywhen.
I think it was until Changelings lost enough MBTs in conjunction with Zecora's Everfree Forest resistance diverting changeling divisions to its front, plus extra River Federation and Griffonian Republic volunteers that I started making a break for the Bear-Yak mountains
This is the Changeling E-50 Main Battle Tank with early 200 armor that I've been facing, which I have about 100 piercing on my divisions
fair horizon
Like not only was I holding ground with little possibility of piercing changelin...
when i played changelings wingbardy was my biggest issue
they kept blowing up my ships
actually made for a fun experience
supple halo
whole matrix
https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-102...
lollll
fair horizon
i didnt do the whole occupation thing well though and equestria refused to be compliant
craggy trail
Pax Chrysalia
whole matrix
<@411042213825478656> before when I was a noob I maxed everything,like my whole ...
so many genius strategies this game is such a amazing sandbox yet SO historically accurate
fair horizon
yeah i messed it up and only got one to 5
craggy trail
Did you prevent Zecora's resistace?
fair horizon
no
whole matrix
Is your hair for sale?
well I want to show the dev team how dedicated I am first and tell them how much I love the historical accuracy of Vietnam
supple halo
Empire of Vietnam update when?
fair horizon
nah i messed up with the whole forest thingy and it got out of control
whole matrix
Instead of having Ho Chi Minh come back to Vietnam in 1941, oh my god its like they knew it had to be french indochina empire
craggy trail
You need a nuke. tactical bombers and some strategic bombers
fair horizon
yeah i didnt research nukes
whole matrix
So accurate theres no Vietnamese leaders in the game at all, because they are all genius and french
supple halo
Instead of having Ho Chi Minh come back to Vietnam in 1941, oh my god its like t...
The land gets tons of resistance buffs so they eventually revolt against France.
craggy trail
yeah i didnt research nukes
Yeah. You need that or you need to be in the process of creating nukes
whole matrix
The devs cared so much about historical accuracy they left Vietnam 🇻🇳 as completely generic
whole matrix
The land gets tons of resistance buffs so they eventually revolt against France.
we definitely need to hang out in Stockholm together
digital parrot
Good thing ive never played eaw
supple halo
we definitely need to hang out in Stockholm together
I already added you, but you won’t accept it.
I guess I’m just ugly or something…
whole matrix
I already added you, but you won’t accept it.
we have to take it slow
whole matrix
no its not true
supple halo
we have to take it slow
I’m going to release Vietnam after I finish my world conquest.
Okay?
whole matrix
anyone who plays this game is beautiful and deserves to dance with the angels
my people must be free
supple halo
Independent Vietnam will prevail.
They shall be.
I don’t know if you have the DLCs, but in the most recent one, Vietnam becomes a puppet of Japan.
They join the East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.
fair horizon
my people must be free
fair horizon
Your people shall be part of the great australian empire
The sun never sets on the australian empire
fair horizon
No thats only for mainlanders
whole matrix
BBQ kangaroos
we love crocodile meat too
Ask steve irwin, national hero
Thats like the greatest legend of Australia
terse skiff
Didn't Aussies lose a war to flightless birds
whole matrix
Hes the 7 star general of Australia 🇦🇺 hes such a legend I dont even know of anyone else in the Australian military
George Washington aint got nothing on him
tulip thorn
Didn't Aussies lose a war to flightless birds
It wasnt a war, just a few soldiers sent to the country side to kill a bunch of birds. As a joke though, Australia did lose a war to flightless birds.
whole matrix
Steve Irwin makes crossing the Delaware look like childsplay
fair horizon
Didn't Aussies lose a war to flightless birds
they outran the bullets
its not their fault
whole matrix
crikey
no one can win against mother nature, i cant hold it against the amazing Aussies
fair horizon
its one of the funniest things to read about
south mountain
Ngl HOI4 BICE becomes so fun once you understand it.
fair horizon
like they used way too much ammo for like less than 1k birds dying
south mountain
Ngl HOI4 BICE becomes so fun once you understand it.
I still did not fully understand it but atleast I know the basic idea and it is very enjoyable.
whole matrix
Ngl HOI4 BICE becomes so fun once you understand it.
Yes once you spend a few thousand hours and build your relationships in your family and friends, its maxxing for sure
south mountain
Yes once you spend a few thousand hours and build your relationships in your fam...
It is the most immersive mod for hoi4.
south mountain
It is the most immersive mod for hoi4.
It is a little bit harder but it is a fun way to learn something new
whole matrix
It is the most immersive mod for hoi4.
absolutely i take my family and friends right into the game with me
lethal ether
Ngl HOI4 BICE becomes so fun once you understand it.
i think ive seen you in chat 3 times and 4 of those times you were talking about bice 😭 😭 😭
south mountain
I played hoi4 for over 800h and understood navy and began playing bice
south mountain
i think ive seen you in chat 3 times and 4 of those times you were talking about...
I really like the focus trees
They are simple but complex at the same time.
And BICE makes the game a little bit harder
lethal ether
equestria at war ontop
south mountain
I am still studying this mod but so far it is enjoyable.
whole matrix
I am still studying this mod but so far it is enjoyable.
whats ur favorite part?
as we all know, this game is highly historical and educational
I gained 200IQ after playing this game
fair horizon
equestria at war ontop
TRUE
lethal ether
I gained 200IQ after playing this game
vro has been hating since yesterday 😔
south mountain
whats ur favorite part?
I like playing as Italy in BICE mod of hoi4.
fair horizon
vic3 navy update soon
I might pick it up then
south mountain
vic3 navy update soon
Is it me or Victoria 3 freezes once I open it???
Is it my pc or why does Victoria 3 freeze when I open it and go back to working
whole matrix
I like playing as Italy in BICE mod of hoi4.
italy is amazing, everyone told me this is how you learn the game
Imagine all the wonderful italian foods you can share with the world
starting of course with Ethiopia
whole matrix
its hard to take down the zebras, they are the masters of zigzag patterns
fair horizon
they are enemies of the state and i shall turn them into paste
whole matrix
To have a zebra hamburger is like to have a taste of heaven
whole matrix
they are enemies of the state and i shall turn them into paste
I did not think about how amazing it would be to have zebra meat in a squeeze bottle
This game is played by only geniuses
whole matrix
What did you do to Vietnam?
whole matrix
god, its so kind of you
Wow thats historically accurate to bomb every inch of the country
hoi4 really outdone themselves with that. the historical accuracy of the game is SPOT ON
wowww
I need to make the human experimental tech tree though, that would increase accuracy even further
I gotta start working on the mod immediately
"You researched Aspirin"
fathom shard
Yes once you spend a few thousand hours and build your relationships in your fam...
yo maxxing like looksmaxxing 😂 😂
😂 @whole matrix
whole matrix
You know what it is @fathom shard
lament plover
The world under one banner
clear dagger
vocal bolt
I never want to touch the uk ever again
whole matrix
lethal ether
starwars refference 😂 😂 🥀 😭 🙏 🔥 🥭
clear dagger
I never want to touch the uk ever again
winged field
Palpatine would be proud
marble rune
Man
whole matrix
George Washington famously disapproved of political parties, regionalism, and permanent foreign alliances, warning in his 1796 Farewell Address that these factions would create, "the most horrid enormities" and dangerous foreign corruption.
You really showed old George
marble rune
I love being Bulgaria and then doing nothing while gaining land in Greece and Yugoslavia because of a deal with Germany meaning I join axis but not war meaning if Germany loses I can just leave then when I leave I can be neutral while they crave Germany up
soft escarp
I love being Bulgaria and then doing nothing while gaining land in Greece and Yu...
Most interesting bulgaria playtrhoguh
whole matrix
https://tenor.com/KQQJsqcF1P.gif
Hardened by infinite ice
soft escarp
just go 70,000k v 7.000.000 and come out on top
winged field
https://tenor.com/KQQJsqcF1P.gif
When the snow starts speaking
soft escarp
eww
whole matrix
BREH ITS HAPPY NEW YEAR
winged field
It's already april? Damm
marble rune
haha april fools
It’s march 31
whole matrix
ITS NEW YEARS EVE
whole matrix
where you going?
gleaming iron
It’s march 31
whole matrix
is it to Stockholm to thank the devs for their genius game mechanics
marble rune
Damn
soft escarp
Finland better
marble rune
Your right
whole matrix
I heard from Iran has no more wmd and missiles. They will now become apart of the EU
soft escarp
bro what
winged field
I heard from Iran has no more wmd and missiles. They will now become apart of th...
I swear everyone is going into EU before Serbia 😭
whole matrix
I swear everyone is going into EU before Serbia 😭
🪦
winged field
Like genuinely Iran would make it sooner
soft escarp
Did you guys know, germany used more british tanks in WW1 than their own?
whenever they captured a Mark IV or V they used it to destroy their greatest enemies
French lamppoles❤️
whole matrix
?
high vector
😭
whole matrix
What?
winged field
whenever they captured a Mark IV or V they used it to destroy their greatest ene...
Imagine just being a 18 year old guy somewhere at trenches and you see this shit
A stell box on tracks 😭
soft escarp
I havent seen this in like 8 years
winged field
Coconut song 🔥
winged field
whole matrix
https://tenor.com/view/murder-spongebob-rainbow-gif-15431155
No I only celebrate the geniuses of paradox, why murder when you can give everyone a cake and show people who much hair you collected
maiden bolt
🥹
soft escarp
"prepare our best troops across the river, we will drive off these ivans easily" - Fuhrerbunker 1945
soft escarp
son he did not say ts
fair horizon
https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M?is=hjE0uA0_HP2ixVnR
9 years 🥲
i love that song
soft escarp
"prepare our best troops across the river, we will drive off these ivans easily"...
hoi4 mod quote
Hoi4 is belarussian spyware btw
winged field
i love that song
So peak.
uncut pollen
Rule 5
soft escarp
whole matrix
breh what
soft escarp
dude what
whole matrix
damn I thought we were going full comedy
Bro I live in a basement
I'm prepared for nuclear war in my location
5000 cans of spam
winged field
https://youtu.be/qRC4Vk6kisY?is=YaBpthtNIb22jTO4
Man this one is 12 years old 😭
whole matrix
WW2 rediness
whole matrix
oh no brother
soft escarp
Weak
whole matrix
You will be locked in a HOI4 basement and re educated with 1000+ hours of sensitivity training
crude grotto
You will be locked in a HOI4 basement and re educated with 1000+ hours of sensit...
sissy femboy hipnotization videos on loop
crude grotto
L hater?
whole matrix
flowtato will be training you personally
maiden bolt
should i bomb north korea or bomb north korea which one?
whole matrix
should i bomb north korea or bomb north korea which one?
South Korea
soft escarp
flowtato will be training you personally
crude grotto
<:NoFriendsOnlyFamily:1338526155996794953>
soft escarp
is this the big OVH
uncut pollen
flowtato will be training you personally
I would rather jump of a building than be within 1km of that no life hoi 4 player
soft escarp
i rarely play hoi4
crude grotto
maybe they got bands bro
whole matrix
I would rather jump of a building than be within 1km of that no life hoi 4 playe...
BUT HOW WILL HE LEARN
crude grotto
who knows
cold ingot
soft escarp
💔
whole matrix
crazy to say that someone is a "no life" while your a mod in a discord server
do not give into aids, there might be a vaccine in the future
soft escarp
I am more outside than you will ever
Dude
proud sparrow
i rarely play hoi4
Then you won't miss the server, have a great day!
soft escarp
Im outside literally everyday except the nights
whole matrix
I play HOI4 outside in the rain
crude grotto
anyways, im wondering if hoi autism and mtg autism overlap
whole matrix
this counts as being outside
proud sparrow
I play HOI4 outside in the rain
only if you play sad music
so that you're in a music video
whole matrix
the raindrops hide my tears of failure
proud sparrow
now now
whole matrix
ITS RAINING OK
proud sparrow
Have one singular corn chip for your Depression
instructions unclear, got naval invaded by france
whole matrix
instructions unclear, got naval invaded by france
its over for you, you failed to liberate Vietnam
lethal ether
crazy to say that someone is a "no life" while your a mod in a discord server
why are we picking on mods though
uncut pollen
instructions unclear, got naval invaded by france
Go trough romania
lethal ether
p e a c e out
uncut pollen
Its the easiest way to defeat Luxembourg
whole matrix
So im new here, do you guys all have master degrees in HOI4
crude grotto
So im new here, do you guys all have master degrees in HOI4
some of us
im an aprentice currently
whole matrix
im guessing everyone is a qualified teacher with nothing but the best advice
crude grotto
im guessing everyone is a qualified teacher with nothing but the best advice
what do you need help with
fair horizon
must destroy the kingdom of zongo
whole matrix
😂 life
lethal ether
flowtato will be training you personally
^ grown 40 year old man btw
winged field
Maybe the hearts of iron just needed some love and they would be hearts of love... - probably the creator of the name of this game
mortal patrol
Question, are you able to join a multiplayer server if it already started
crude grotto
Question, are you able to join a multiplayer server if it already started
perchance
cunning burrow
mortal patrol
perchance
Ok since they already are in a match in the allies voice chat and I wanted to know if it’s possible for me to join or if I have to wait til new round
crude grotto
Ok since they already are in a match in the allies voice chat and I wanted to kn...
yeah i dont know
sudden thistle
So im new here, do you guys all have master degrees in HOI4
some
crude grotto
i dont play mp i dont have the time
sudden thistle
Question, are you able to join a multiplayer server if it already started
usually
crude grotto
im trying to get my red seal in hoi4 singleplayer
whole matrix
Mao approved
uncut pollen
crude grotto
i can WC with any fairly good minor nation and with any major with a updated focus tree
uncut pollen
Please dont post mao
whole matrix
aww
crude grotto
legally destinct communist chinese dictator waving gif
whole matrix
dang so not even Ho Chi Minh?
crude grotto
No modern politics
how many people does the mod team ban in a month for breaking rules about stuff like this?
uncut pollen
Also no modern politics
hollow drum
all i do is clash clash clash no matter what
crude grotto
clash royale?
uncut pollen
Do people take this stuff really seriously?
winged field
all i do is clash clash clash no matter what
The daily clasher is back...
whole matrix
well at least we got to enjoy it once for a moment, but now its back to regular programming
cunning burrow
crude grotto
indeed
cunning burrow
why cant i join or see the name of the vc??
whole matrix
breh, 200IQ move
crude grotto
You deserve an honorary HOI4 Masters Degree right now
thank you
crude grotto
i would like this time to thank my uncle for getting me into strategy games and for steam sales
whole matrix
Praising the mod team
You deserve it, as soon as you were summoned to the scene, all violations were wiped in an instant
uncut pollen
It's been a long time since the hardworking Moderator flowi was praised as a mod
crude grotto
the glaze is deserved
whole matrix
I am the the Krispy Creme of discord
proud sparrow
I am the the Krispy Creme of discord
winged field
It's been a long time since the hardworking Moderator flowi was praised as a mod
you missed the best one xD
whole matrix
you missed the best one xD
Flowtato! dont miss
winged field
Flowtato! dont miss
This one is best tbh
languid copper
what?
woeful knoll
you
whole matrix
This one is best tbh
hahahahaa oh shittt
proud sparrow
let's not.
crude grotto
let's not.
darn
smoky prairie
What a beautiful encirclement:
woeful knoll
What a beautiful encirclement:
You already lost the war mate
crude grotto
at least what i said was funny enough for it to be screen shotted
woeful knoll
Look at the state of your units
crude grotto
You already lost the war mate
nah they got that
woeful knoll
crude grotto
they can clutch
smoky prairie
You already lost the war mate
Nah. lack of supplies now that I control that port I can get supplies in
woeful knoll
There is 0 reason you should have this as japan
whole matrix
at least what i said was funny enough for it to be screen shotted
undeniable
smoky prairie
Been fighting in the jungles of Siam. Supply is at a premium here
winged field
at least what i said was funny enough for it to be screen shotted
be proud fr
smoky prairie
I have lots of equipment. Just need to get it to the front:
woeful knoll
do u have anti tank in ur divs
smoky prairie
Yes. Been fighting soviet tanks
smoky prairie
I just added another 5 mil factories to AT production
fierce grail
Iraq was being leas by litteral hoi4 players in the Iraq-Kuwati war
crude grotto
who tf is named the state of israel
fierce grail
Lead*
woeful knoll
SP. I don't play MP
remove them
smoky prairie
no
crude grotto
no politics twin
smoky prairie
Yes
woeful knoll
its usually 1 tank 30 infantry
smoky prairie
lots
woeful knoll
nah, template
fierce grail
no politics twin
Im sorrey? Wheres the politik
woeful knoll
tag switch to soviets and look at there templates
smoky prairie
I'm having trouble piercing man
whole matrix
wait is Israel in the game?
smoky prairie
Had to increase my AT abilities already
crude grotto
Im sorrey? Wheres the politik
i dont need to tell you
woeful knoll
Had to increase my AT abilities already
wow
fierce grail
i dont need to tell you
The geneva convention is not a very hot political topic
woeful knoll
The geneva convention is not a very hot political topic
@uncut pollen modern politics?
smoky prairie
As I said, my strength is low because the supply there was bad.
fierce grail
The geneva convention was written in 1920 somth
winged field
The geneva convention is not a very hot political topic
geneva suggestions - probably some Canadian during ww2
woeful knoll
As I said, my strength is low because the supply there was bad.
Makes sense
u should try naval invade india
fierce grail
geneva suggestions - probably some Canadian during ww2
Its prob a hot topic for them good point
heavy vigil
👁️
winged field
thats my people!!!
love your maple syrup
crude grotto
love your maple syrup
thank you
viscid mason
https://tenor.com/view/scream-canada-canada-flag-love-country-gif-11924857572094...
😱
whole matrix
https://tenor.com/view/scream-canada-canada-flag-love-country-gif-11924857572094...
The kindest people in the world, Canadians actually dont scream at all
fair horizon
whole matrix
https://tenor.com/view/iowa-scream-scream-if-you-love-wwe-wwe-scream-gif-7121367...
Historically accurate
crude grotto
The kindest people in the world, Canadians actually dont scream at all
we do its just we do it to express our love for something
like during hockey
or anything else tbh
im not a big sports guy
whole matrix
like during hockey
I forgot the last time Canada screamed was in 1993
And of course it was screams of Joy
crude grotto
canadians scream all the damn time brother
half of the players on all teams are canadians
we are the goats of the ice boys game
whole matrix
Yeah I know the scream, "I LOVE YOU BROTHER"
cunning burrow
SP. I don't play MP
just do ur mio for piercing u dont need at
smoky prairie
just do ur mio for piercing u dont need at
I already have done that
I still need AT
cunning burrow
r u on gun 1 or sum
smoky prairie
No, Small arms 3
crude grotto
my home province once held the record for largest man made non nuclear explosion
ripple rock explosion
smoky prairie
I was having trouble piercing even with older AT guns
Its fine though. I have a reserve of factories I'm not even using. have put 10 more mils on AT
crude grotto
cunning burrow
I was having trouble piercing even with older AT guns
if ur playing japan u should just make a bunch of cas and fighters
at is lowk not needed
smoky prairie
I have
crude grotto
we have like the tuffest flag in canada behind new brunswick
whole matrix
lol I love Victoria
winged field
we are the goats of the ice boys game
the world championship is in like 1 month again. Time goes crazy
crude grotto
its pretty cool there
whole matrix
it makes Seattle look like a bag of dog dookie ngl
crude grotto
i love the museum on the island
whole matrix
its pretty cool there
how did you get rid of all the homeless
crude grotto
i have no clue dawg
whole matrix
I went there and its clean and beautiful
whole matrix
I mean even Vancouver is levels above Seattle in cleanliness
crude grotto
I mean even Vancouver is levels above Seattle in cleanliness
ive never been to seattle and just hearing that scares me
whole matrix
Breh its too late to come to Seattle
cunning burrow
ive never been to seattle and just hearing that scares me
dont ever go to seattle
crude grotto
its been a while since ive been around the whole of vancouver
whole matrix
You oughta appreciate what you got
China town aka the International District has been fully consumed by the zombie horde
crude grotto
China town aka the International District has been fully consumed by the zombie ...
do they still make good food tho?
whole matrix
lol what?
crude grotto
chinese food is goated
whole matrix
Seattle has good food? Maybe you are thinking of the Eastside of Puget sound
like Bellevue
or Redmond
crude grotto
like Bellevue
dawg ive been to bellingham and thats it
thats as far as ive ventured into washington
whole matrix
Oh no, dont let the Bellingham suburbs fool you
crude grotto
and thats only when my mom and dad would take our family down across the border to go to trader joes
love that place
safe wing
why are we talking Washington State
I live on the other side of the country for reference btw
whole matrix
Best way to view Seattle is drving down I-5 and immediately switching to I-90 and heading over to Bellevue to stop
crude grotto
because the west coast is the best coast obviously
east coast is closer to toronto
and thats a fate worse than death
whole matrix
why are we talking Washington State
Because the people in Canada think Seattle might be nice and have good food. Don't let social media fool you
crude grotto
"two two's my word fam, ure a gerb."
fathom shard
talking about everything but hoi4 in #hoi4-general
just rename thius to general atp
crude grotto
talking about everything but hoi4 in <#826464137114681404>
uhhh
whole matrix
Oh but this is about world domination
crude grotto
isnt it so cool that vancouver is a victory point in canada???
fathom shard
hilarious
safe wing
I'm gonna try my German Empire build
crude grotto
generational pivot and 3 pointer
safe wing
18/0 Infantry
crude grotto
anyways i must leave
fathom shard
anyways i must leave
then thy shall leave
crude grotto
good bye my chudlings!
whole matrix
good bye my chudlings!
I'll come with you
winged field
crude grotto
no chuds here
you are all my chudlings
fathom shard
you are all my chudlings
foi- 😂 😂
fathom shard
does artillery attack apply to support arty too?
just take the focus bro
some mysteries are better unsolved
crude grotto
Dang