hoi4-general

[lunar oak]

right

[azure palm]

give them food

[lunar oak]

managed to pass but hard took like 2 days in game

[azure palm]

your troops are literally starving

[lunar oak]

they dont deserve

they will until they got france fr fr

[fair horizon]

I just cant play it anymore, i hate the tree so much

[azure palm]

I dont even know how. You are on core terretory near a supply hub

[azure palm]

same

the south africa tree is kinda okay

but still horrible

[fair horizon]

South africa gets free trains

[lunar oak]

hope belgium like eating tanks

[azure palm]

wait, do we consider the raj a dominion?

If yes, its 100% the best one

or no because its technicaly a colony?

[azure palm]

please, for the love of god, push through the dutch

[ripe slate]

Get some supply

[lunar oak]

too late brochacho

[azure palm]

I tried telling him that

he doesnt listen

[lunar oak]

im still a noob

[dusky burrow]

uh...

[ripe slate]

[dusky burrow]

your tanks have no equipment

and also you're using light tanks

[vital cove]

your soldiers will be the ones eating tanks

[azure palm]

lets let him cook whatever that is

[vital cove]

because they ain't got no food

[dusky burrow]

when you run out of horses switch to tanks

[lunar oak]

im a noob dawg i gotta learn more

[azure palm]

I mean, how can you go low on supply as germany IN GERMANY

[snow rain]

there's no tanks in those divisions

[silk fern]

Not a single tank 🥀

[azure palm]

maybe they are gonna eat the horses that attempt to supply them

[snow rain]

20 divs with a tank icon doesn't mean there's tanks in them

[sudden thistle]

What tanks

[grave sonnet]

He has the light part ,the problem is the tank part that's missing

[azure palm]

bro has 2 tanks in his entire army

and none of them are in belgium

[grave sonnet]

2 Iron Beasts they will carry

[heavy vigil]

hi haafr

[soft escarp]

Steiner is gathering up his best units

[knotty vortex]

im so happy

[silk fern]

its steinering time

[vital cove]

hi

[heavy vigil]

hru?

[knotty vortex]

i actually beat germany

[vital cove]

have you recovered from what the us caused you yet

[knotty vortex]

for the first time as a minor

[vital cove]

im fine

[knotty vortex]

i actuallly did it

im so proud

[grave sonnet]

Congrats gang

[soft escarp]

once steiner pushes the Red army back to seelow

[knotty vortex]

and i actually got decent land from it

[soft escarp]

its time to do a malmedy

[knotty vortex]

and i didnt even struggle against the germans

they didnt take a single state from me

[heavy vigil]

i lost the 5 year long war

[vital cove]

huh is this a mod

are you communist

[vital cove]

[heavy vigil]

i need to revise my strategy i kind of threw

[soft escarp]

Try to do a counter attack with this

[knotty vortex]

i meant no

[knotty vortex]

what looks modded

[vital cove]

go for Washington directly next true

[heavy vigil]

like i made actual economy first thing in the game

[vital cove]

the name

[heavy vigil]

and i think i have to make my navy a bit later

hawaii is really hard in vic3

[knotty vortex]

nope its just communist czech, maybe cause i did civil war

[vital cove]

communist Czechoslovakia is called Czechoslovak union

in vanilla

[soft escarp]

Guys

[knotty vortex]

maybe cause im comintern?

[viscid mason]

Tell me lmao

[knotty vortex]

idk

[soft escarp]

how do i get more resources

[heavy vigil]

or well, its easy if youre a puppet

[scenic vault]

idk how to play

[knotty vortex]

i started a civil war before the spanish did

[heavy vigil]

have you tried?

[knotty vortex]

if that could be why

[soft escarp]

Try a mod called

[heavy vigil]

or what

[soft escarp]

Battle of the seelow heights

[terse skiff]

Develop your own resources or trade

[soft escarp]

its super good for a beginner

[fair horizon]

Yeah it kinda is

[vital cove]

hmm weird

[soft escarp]

what if i cant

cant i just like spawn them out of nowhere

[scenic vault]

who can hop on vc and teach me how to play

[azure palm]

then it 100% is the best one

best tree

[viscid mason]

No but I think a small island doesnt have a lot which makes it hard to play imao.

[vital cove]

i today found out you can form Austria Hungary as Czechoslovakia before the Germans demand sudetenland

[knotty vortex]

yeah idk man sorry

[vital cove]

but that leaves you at war with both the allies and Germany

[heavy vigil]

theyre the only independent, playable country in the region okay....

[knotty vortex]

cause allies guarantee hungary at world tension caused by you taking austria?

[heavy vigil]

as tahiti/new zealand you have to start as puppet

[vital cove]

no there's no wt they just guarantee Hungary regardless

[heavy vigil]

you could play formosa ig but youd still be releasing yourself

everyone else is like a puppet

[vital cove]

the uk pick faction rule that enables guaranteeing without wt

[sly venture]

paris fell they better give up

[heavy vigil]

excluding indonesia/japan ofc

[vital cove]

and just guarantee

its so ass

[soft escarp]

how to spawn resources with jedi mindtricks

[sudden thistle]

U don’t

[whole cave]

this seems stupid

all of my army is occupied in africa

[mild vapor]

It is like real life

[knotty vortex]

oh swear i thought they needed wt

[sudden thistle]

Ww2?

[mild vapor]

Where if you don't get Greece you embarrass yourself

[knotty vortex]

im trying to find a reason why my nation is called the czech peoples republic now

[vital cove]

nah hear me out

[scenic vault]

so no one can help?

[mild vapor]

and need Germany

[vital cove]

start as Germany kill the uk asap

[whole cave]

i have millions of italians fighting in kenya rn

[vital cove]

then release yourself as new Zealand

[heavy vigil]

ive played so much hawaii,,, my strategy must be revised,,,

[heavy vigil]

its not hoi4

[vital cove]

oh

[knotty vortex]

erm guys why is there fighting in MY land

im not even at war lads

can we relax

[heavy vigil]

hoi4 it wouldnt be hard

[sudden thistle]

Military acsess

[heavy vigil]

you just like go communist, infinite manpower, use your mils to make gun

[knotty vortex]

damn allies fighting MY faction the comintern

how can i remove their access

[sly venture]

what is going on

[soft escarp]

Annex_all

[sudden thistle]

When u take Paris u get Vichy event

[vital cove]

they used to

[knotty vortex]

get the HELL of my land lads

[vital cove]

but this dlc made it so they guarantee without with faction rules

[sly venture]

oh though it was when they capped

[soft escarp]

wanna know whats funny

[knotty vortex]

czechs peoples republic is land of the free

[soft escarp]

Whats going on

[soft escarp]

is youre pushing through the maginot

no supply

no food

no supplies

no oil

[vital cove]

real

[knotty vortex]

get this normal distribution OUT of my face

i do enough of that in stats

i do not want to be seeing it in my free time

[sly venture]

spam space marines

[soft escarp]

My meta

is

Spam Artillery and stuka

what is RAF gonna do about

16000 stukas

[grave sonnet]

Spam 2 width infantry trust

[woeful knoll]

Do you like agressive microing your half equipped tank divisons?

[heavy vigil]

just normal SF are usually better

but space marines are good if you have supply

it might be better to make air though

[sly venture]

this is wht i use

[woeful knoll]

"space marines" are literally just infantry with armored support

[heavy vigil]

trash

[woeful knoll]

why is it called space marines

thats literally what is done irl

[heavy vigil]

people used to be smart

they would combine marines and tanks to have awesome buffs

it just slowly watered down to inf + tanks

[soft escarp]

Warhammer 40.000

[woeful knoll]

that makes sense

[soft escarp]

yall are trying too hard

just spam

[heavy vigil]

and now you see all kind of terrible spacemarines liek the guy above

[knotty vortex]

why bro why

[soft escarp]

Artillery, Stug 3 and stuka

[whole cave]

oh i couldnt

OH FRICK OFF

[soft escarp]

What country are you

[grave sonnet]

Green Sweden makes me uncomfortable

[whole cave]

italia

[woeful knoll]

Because your playing communist dzechoslovakia

why the hell would you do that

[soft escarp]

italia is doing good in my run!

[whole cave]

i am doing good

germany is not gonna be

[soft escarp]

Italy is doing fine

[woeful knoll]

fun fact: germany cannot defeat the ussr in the current patch

Leave axis asap

[soft escarp]

yup

seen that

pushed them to the urals

they pushed back

and then rushed into my defensive lines and got 7 million men killed😭

[whole cave]

welp

im cooked

[woeful knoll]

infanct, they cant push past kyiv in all of my games even if im helping germany as england

[whole cave]

its all over

[woeful knoll]

do the roman empire path

it makes ur own faction with spain and south america

u leave axis for free

[soft escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-flightreacts-flight-reacts-team-stand-up-KvZsnr6sURMJ5EeyO3

[whole cave]

well time to kill myself in greece

[soft escarp]

spam

[whole cave]

holy shit did they really nerf germany that badly

[soft escarp]

Yup

[whole cave]

can we get an axis buff?

[soft escarp]

steiners plan worked

[sudden thistle]

Endsieg mod?

[whole cave]

last time i played vanilla the axis consistently pushed to stalingrad and it was actually scary

[sudden thistle]

When was last time

I more or less remember bug patches

[whole cave]

idk like the italy DLC

[soft escarp]

Battle of the seelow heights

[sudden thistle]

That was YEARS ago

[sudden thistle]

Close enough

[dusk dock]

some help pls 😭

[whole cave]

probably after that but i havent played properly in like years

[soft escarp]

are you guys using 3rd party cheat software

like wemod?=

[sudden thistle]

Are yall using mods/rlly far away from each other irl?

[knotty vortex]

what do i do in this situation

[whole cave]

i mightve opened vanilla hoi4 in like a germany game and quit really fast bc i prefer kaiserreich

[knotty vortex]

who do i fight with the comintern

[dusk dock]

no mod, but he play with a vpn

[heavy vigil]

goop

[whole cave]

i only play vanilla to make kaiserreich

[dusk dock]

0 mod

[knotty vortex]

slop

[soft escarp]

i always play with a vpn

works good

[sudden thistle]

Typically just press resync, if situation continues, rehost, if that doesn’t work, ur cooked

[dusk dock]

can be cause too many units?

[sudden thistle]

Typically no

Unless if it’s 1958 or smth

[dusk dock]

1945

[soft escarp]

Steiners counterattack just encircled the soviet army

[dusk dock]

there is like germany + austro vs italy vs uk vs usa vs china

[snow rain]

no, if you have had many desynch or hotjoins before it's probably just save file corruption

[whole cave]

ah scheisse im losing in abyssinia again

[sudden thistle]

I haven’t played a mp game that late in a while

[knotty vortex]

what do i do while i wait for my army to recover

[snow rain]

if it desynchs at specific times, it's connection issue from host

[knotty vortex]

idk who to fight man

[sudden thistle]

Listen to the orange name dude

He smart

[knotty vortex]

i think the allies would probably wipe me off the planet

[snow rain]

if it desynch randomly with no reason and it's not save file corruption : your friend's cheating

[dusk dock]

i have fiber

[dusk dock]

maybe that but i just saved the g ame

[knotty vortex]

thats not how networks work

just cause you have fiber

doesnt mean the server cant desync

[vital cove]

congrats on reddening francis

[dusk dock]

because of position like i am italy my friend with a VPN into netherlands

[whole cave]

is it just the german AI that is bad or is it actually harder to play germany now?

[silk fern]

germany is still easy i think its just the ai

[knotty vortex]

vpn could be causing desync

[whole cave]

okay but like if im making a new player play as germany is it harder in that way

[sly venture]

lil bro fell for the oldest trick in the book

[snow rain]

the 30 divs literally dying in dover :

[soft escarp]

Forget them

✌️

im so good

october 1st 1945 btw

[sudden thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[fathom shard]

is lil bro germany

because if i was him i personally wouldn't take that encirclement in dover

[soft escarp]

WHO is bro

okay okay guys!

now that the entire red army is at berlin!

time to send 4 motorized SS divions into moscow!

[inland falcon]

dawg where are your guns

[knotty vortex]

what do i actually do in this situation

i cannot afford to fight the allies bro

[soft escarp]

Do as i did as finland

Defend alone against literally everyone for 4 years

[knotty vortex]

no thanks

[soft escarp]

kill a total of 16 million while only losing 400k, Surrender to the US, Stay independent.

[soft escarp]

wanna know my situation

lasted years btw

[azure palm]

as who?

[soft escarp]

Finland

[azure palm]

oh...

[soft escarp]

let me draw you the og Map

[whole cave]

well im pretty sure its over soon

pretty decent

[azure palm]

Whats your goal?

[soft escarp]

1941 - 1944

[whole cave]

greater italy

[azure palm]

oh

[azure palm]

why

why not roman empire?

and cant you already do greater italy?

[whole cave]

no i cant

[soft escarp]

1944 - 1945

[whole cave]

i dont have crete

or dodecanese

[soft escarp]

they breached the defenses so i just gave up all my land

that area

soviets lost 8 milliion men there

i lost 70k

but then americans naval ivnaded from the left, I had to retreat into the territory seen as axis in that picture

[whole cave]

mare nostrum wont work

im about to lose north africa to a naval invasion

[soft escarp]

but yeah, Kill 15 million, Lose 700k, surrender, Stay independent, Refuse to elabolerate. Leave the game

[knotty vortex]

whats a fun nation to play

[whole cave]

3 million dead, 1 million of the dead are italians

[dire rapids]

I’ve beat off italy as the sultanate of aussa and taken wello from Italy. Should I surprise attack GB and France for somaliland and the rest of Ethiopia or should I stay as an ally and WC after?

[soft escarp]

Which country are you playing as

ahh

my bad

[dire rapids]

You’re good

[soft escarp]

im microing so har

hard

[dire rapids]

lol

[finite plume]

Bro hasn't even been in a single war 😭 🙏

Most peaceful day in Sofia

[dire rapids]

Make sure your Air Force is doing its job

[soft escarp]

wtf??????

croatia still aliv

[soft escarp]

No fuel for planes

[dire rapids]

Oh my sweet Yugoslavia

[soft escarp]

need all the oil for tanks

[sly venture]

bro how are you holding this

[sudden thistle]

Because ur battlplanning under supplied divs/divs without strength

Most likely without air as well

[dire rapids]

If you have sea access you can trade for spare oil and use your subs to escort

[soft escarp]

im literally wearing an iron cross irl

next lvl larping

[sudden thistle]

Why does the trade minister have a iron cross

[dire rapids]

Bro I played an entire M&B II bannerlord campaign in a suit of armor for shits and giggles

[sudden thistle]

Ur in the pacific states bro

[lethal ether]

seelow heights? what start date?

[dire rapids]

LARP is a must

[soft escarp]

i believe

the second

May12?

[knotty vortex]

whats the best way to beat the UK as france

like

how do you cross the channel

[soft escarp]

Not play france

[knotty vortex]

paratroopers? or marines

[soft escarp]

Hope that they arent using their navy

[dire rapids]

What year are you playing?? 1055??

[tepid zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[knotty vortex]

i want revenge

[sudden thistle]

HOW DID THIS GAME TAKE 2 DAYS TO DOWNLOAD

[knotty vortex]

even though im a proud british man

[lethal ether]

ive heard people say its impossible now after some updates, havent tried it though

[soft escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/el-macho-gru-recognizing-el-macho-recognize-seeing-oomf-irl-gif-372244127754047581

[sudden thistle]

ITS NOT EVEN 40 GB

[soft escarp]

idk

[knotty vortex]

can we have serious suggestions please

[soft escarp]

the eastern front is super hard

agains the soviets

[dire rapids]

I mean 39 Great Britain’s is still a lot

[tepid zinc]

it is serious

[soft escarp]

the french,brits and americans folded in 6 months with the correct use of blitzkrieg

[sudden thistle]

Paratroopers

[tepid zinc]

nuke beat uk

[sudden thistle]

Underrated ngl

[lethal ether]

yeah.. us-soviet war is now impossible to get right?

[dusk dock]

ty guys solved it was game saves files

[soft escarp]

it hasnt moved a bit

I got them out of rostock thats it

[dire rapids]

Try some stratbombmaxxing and do the London blitz en français

[steel spear]

Ur username sounds like a youtuber from my country🥹🙏

[soft escarp]

Herbalisti?

[steel spear]

Oh wait youre finnish😭🤞

Jep

[soft escarp]

yup

[steel spear]

Tuff guy

[soft escarp]

havent watched him in years

[lethal ether]

get rid of the paratroopers its not like u gon use them 😭

[soft escarp]

No.

Shut!

omg!

[tepid zinc]

DUDE

IM A MINOR

[lethal ether]

<@&846894118219022336>

[soft escarp]

nooo!! my link!!

[tepid zinc]

We got lads promoting 18+ servers WITH SERVERS IN MINORS IN THEM

[uncut pollen]

Why did you ping?

[soft escarp]

how am i supposed to play hoi4 without the camgirls server 💔

[lethal ether]

innapropriate server link

its gone now

hacked account

[tepid zinc]

some guy with a croatian pfp

[soft escarp]

how do people get their shi hacked

[uncut pollen]

I dont believe you

You are going to jail

[lethal ether]

they click on the link

[soft escarp]

I know

[lethal ether]

😔 😔 😔 💔 🥀 😢

[sudden thistle]

u got message logs 😭

[woeful knoll]

ping ihm pls

[soft escarp]

but jesus people are stupid

[uncut pollen]

Also

Filterbypass

[soft escarp]

sorry

just said what it was

am i now gonna get banned for answering to your question?

[lethal ether]

youre gonna go to jail

[soft escarp]

Genuinely

[fair blade]

#alt-history-multiplayer message#alt-history-multiplayer message they posted these too

oh i sent the

same one twice

#historical-multiplayer message

[uncut pollen]

No modern politics

[soft escarp]

OH my days youre a next lvl degen💔

[woeful knoll]

literally 60 years ago

[soft escarp]

youre doing free labour and doing all this

[woeful knoll]

they literally sit on here doing political policing all dauy

[soft escarp]

I cant😭 ✌️

[woeful knoll]

mention any non liberal political views they are here to delete it

[soft escarp]

Reddit karma 500k

[fathom shard]

italy signing a white peace with ethiopia in historical will never not make me laugh

[woeful knoll]

genuinely how

[whole cave]

theres probably a reason for that

[fair blade]

i have never seen this once, i might've just not noticed but i swear this has never happened

[woeful knoll]

why?

[nimble hornet]

the big duce is washed

[whole cave]

modern politics just causes a lot of discussions they dont want here

[lethal ether]

i think it says in the rules that anything after ww2 is considered modern politics

lol

[whole cave]

a lot of off topic stuff

[woeful knoll]

true but

[fathom shard]

aside from the white peace with a country that fights with sticks italy has also lost its ability and right to trade

[woeful knoll]

"filter bypass"

[soft escarp]

They literally ban everyone saying stuff that doesnt fit their narrative

anti communism = Ban

[nimble hornet]

mussolini is WASHED

its over

[soft escarp]

pro communism = Glazing

[lethal ether]

get better filter

[woeful knoll]

level 100 discord mod activity for saying what something is

[whole cave]

anti communism is stupid
anti authoritarianism is good

[fair blade]

i didnt realise the netherlands was in the allies and they stack about 3 billion troops on my border to rush to berlin, im so washed

[ember vine]

Imagine being communist and not respecting others opinion

[soft escarp]

We got another one

[soft escarp]

Im not a communist what

[ember vine]

I didnt call you one

[cold frigate]

am i cooked if im losing as germany on the easiest difficulty

[whole cave]

buddy im literally just saying anti-communism is overly specific and focuses on the wrong parts of the bad things

also im leaving

to avoid a debate

[ember vine]

Discor gg is typin

[whole cave]

and bc its really late

[fair blade]

i've never touched the difficulty slider once in my life, its just weird buffs

[ember vine]

Be quiet yall

[nimble hornet]

essay

[ember vine]

Discor typing

[nimble hornet]

nvm

[ember vine]

Discor is cookin

[sudden thistle]

i keep mispelling what im trying to say

[whole cave]

dw we'll wait

[ember vine]

Praise the discor

[fair blade]

is there a way to like slightly change my fallback line rather than change the full thing? cause i keep redrawing it when i lose a province and i feel like there's an easier way to do this

[sudden thistle]

u should join the server in my username btw 🔥

trust

[soft escarp]

nah

[fair blade]

seems like a pretty lame server

[whole cave]

this server sucks tbh

[ember vine]

Instructions unclear there are missiles flying towards my house

[uncut pollen]

No Advertisement for other servers

[soft escarp]

Dude get a job

[whole cave]

oh

[fair blade]

we cant be deadass.

[whole cave]

i was gonna say

kaiserreich is peak

[woeful knoll]

no way bro

[knotty vortex]

whats a good marines template

[whole cave]

nothing about hte discord server

[ember vine]

Frfr

[ember vine]

R u high

[whole cave]

i was totally not gonna promote a different discord server

[soft escarp]

get a grip

[honest glacier]

Stop slandering discord goobers

[woeful knoll]

Disrespecting mods

1 day mute

[soft escarp]

disrespecting communism and me

[ember vine]

Stop eatin boogers

[soft escarp]

1 day mute.

[nimble hornet]

larping as a mod im crine

[honest glacier]

shit i might just kms if they mute me on the official hoi4 discord server

[soft escarp]

Yup

[languid copper]

bread tastes better than key

[whole cave]

truth

[knotty vortex]

does this look okay to naval invade the uk?

[soft escarp]

Nuremberg

[knotty vortex]

as france

[nimble hornet]

super duper mega truth nuke

[soft escarp]

bro get out of here

[ember vine]

Cap

[tepid zinc]

Roblox Mod?

[soft escarp]

britain AI not using navy 💔

[whole cave]

THIS IS LIERALLY THE DISCORD CHAT

I MEAN THE HOI4 CHAT

[soft escarp]

I used

14 uboats

[whole cave]

oh nvm i thought you were saying smth else

[woeful knoll]

Marines are literally useless

[nimble hornet]

since were sharing stuff

[soft escarp]

Fwsv

[woeful knoll]

There is no time you will need to use them besides island hopping

[flint widget]

bruhhh why

[woeful knoll]

because once you naval invade you need INFANTRY

[flint widget]

now my supply sucks

[soft escarp]

i literally used 14 uboats, And 23 underequipped divs to cap the uk in 1946😭

[sudden thistle]

3 braincells in this channel rn

[lethal ether]

top 10 ragebait people fall for

[nimble hornet]

thank god

[woeful knoll]

???

[soft escarp]

uk lost all their divs in france

[ember vine]

Im going to naval invade u bro

[knotty vortex]

did you include mine

[woeful knoll]

how

[soft escarp]

idk

[woeful knoll]

oh

[ember vine]

With paratroopers

[woeful knoll]

knai

lmao

[soft escarp]

son im crine

[nimble hornet]

I genuinely got skinned in detriot for saying Jared Goff isn't top 5

[uncut pollen]

True (excluding me)

[soft escarp]

wheres the royal anvy

[sudden thistle]

i ate it

mb bro

[ember vine]

Nahhhhh 🙏🏻🙏🏻🥀🥀

[sudden thistle]

WE are in this together

[soft escarp]

soviet front hasnt moved an INCH

[lethal ether]

https://tenor.com/view/da-vinky-davinky-davinky-twins-da-vinky-twins-voros-twins-gif-11323945604592443161

[uncut pollen]

Fr

[ember vine]

4 hours until I have to wake up

[nimble hornet]

"we"

[soft escarp]

soviet front still at the same place it was when this started

[fair blade]

went for a navy germany, it worked and i eviscerated the allied navy, but my army was completely neglected and now i cant push a single province

[uncut pollen]

Some people in here cant even read the server rules

[honest glacier]

Tf is u doing blud

[ember vine]

I cant read this message

[soft escarp]

microing the western???

[ember vine]

What were y sayin

[soft escarp]

front????

[fair blade]

yo. i think its time to pull out of the uk.

[sudden thistle]

if u join the server in my username it will be fixed dw

[soft escarp]

aint gotta touch the eastern front since it aint moving

[tepid zinc]

can some1 translate this??

[sudden thistle]

trust me brotato chip

[soft escarp]

dude they got like 8 divs

[woeful knoll]

cap them bro

[soft escarp]

"pull out!"

oo nvm

they got a 4th divison in plymotuh

[honest glacier]

Ur hitler probably already killed himself and ur microing in the western front 💔

[fair blade]

okay i didnt realise you killed THAT many divs

[soft escarp]

Berlin never fell.

[ember vine]

It's so satisfying to see how UK gets shat on on their mainland

[lethal ether]

holy what

[uncut pollen]

What?

[soft escarp]

Encircle the entire us and british army

thats how you do it

[uncut pollen]

So i cant join the server?

Dammit

[fair blade]

are my divs like really ass or something, they havent won a single offensive battle

[viscid stirrup]

i think you dont realize how incredibly helpful communism was for the soviet people

[soft escarp]

Bro get out of here

[honest glacier]

Beyond ass

[lethal ether]

it may be because they ahve wayy too much supply

[soft escarp]

Yes!

[fair blade]

its not THATT bad

[lethal ether]

it is

[ember vine]

Where anti air

[lethal ether]

also dont battleplan in that situation

[honest glacier]

anti air is for chuds

[lethal ether]

look in the equipment tab

💀

[ember vine]

Bro ate his anti air

[ember vine]

"anti air is for chuds" ahh chud

[fair blade]

thats, too expensive.

[ember vine]

Bro youre germany

[honest glacier]

just make fighters not aa problem solved

[lethal ether]

oh its acc good

[ember vine]

I played as Peru and all my divs had anti air

[fair blade]

yeah and they have the entirety of the rhineland, i do not have the economy for aa

[lethal ether]

just make planes atp

[ember vine]

Why didnt u prep anti air before

[fair blade]

i could lay off on guns for aa to be fair

[ember vine]

They always die anyway

Researching shi is a pain in the assholes

[honest glacier]

bro didnt even research newer guns

[fair blade]

i was going to just, make fighters, then my fighters got wrecked and i gave up

[ember vine]

Show me your logistics

[sudden thistle]

what year is it

[lethal ether]

bruh what

[fair blade]

1942

[sudden thistle]

AND U HAVE GUN ONE??

[ember vine]

There's always a branch I forget to research and it most likely is planes or navy

[fair blade]

gun two.

[ember vine]

Wait I meant the equipment rate or however tf is called

[languid copper]

gun one plus or minus one

[fair blade]

i may or may not have, focussed way too much on industry and naval research

[ember vine]

How many thousands guns are you missing

[knotty vortex]

can you cap the UK just by taking the mainland

[fair blade]

oh i was lookin at this

[soft escarp]

Yup

[knotty vortex]

or do you have to worry about the african nations too

okay sweet

[sudden thistle]

1936 is 1

[knotty vortex]

i wont bother with africa then

[fair blade]

you only gotta worry about cores

[sudden thistle]

1918 is 0

[soft escarp]

if the US is in the faction

then they get the leadership

[lethal ether]

how did u do that

what

you managed to get naval superiority?

[ember vine]

Greater Germanic England

[fair blade]

this stuff or?

[soft escarp]

dude i dont know😭 i put a naval invasion and later checked it and i had landed divs in ipswich

[ember vine]

Shit you got NCNS?

[clear dagger]

logistics tab?

[ember vine]

I think yes

But I dont have NCNS

It costs way too much money

[clear dagger]

thats not what NCNS is

everyone has logi tab

[honest glacier]

broke

[ember vine]

But it looks differently

[fair blade]

i dont, every other dlc

ncns is the only one i havent been bothered to buy

[clear dagger]

thats not logi tab

[ember vine]

How tf does one open this

[clear dagger]

that is your battle tab

[ember vine]

Oh

[clear dagger]

where you check your battle history but its for equipment

[dusky burrow]

1.2 million losses in 12 months?

[ember vine]

Am stopid

[soft escarp]

croatia still holding

[ripe slate]

Hello Fraser

[late wharf]

"Get a job" -- it's midnight on a Friday 😛

[fair blade]

i mean, still less than the allied casualties

[ember vine]

Croatia holding is like Somalia being stable

[ripe slate]

Most productive times~

[ember vine]

Makes no sense

[languid copper]

is that a modern politician in your pfp

[soft escarp]

no

its from a series

[languid copper]

damn

[soft escarp]

trademinister

[languid copper]

foiled again

[soft escarp]

Tagomi from man in the high castle

[lethal ether]

you were 1 second away from getting jailed...

[soft escarp]

i guess

[lethal ether]

they were gonna execute you

[ember vine]

Mods when modern politician

[soft escarp]

these mods have a happy trigger finger

[languid copper]

ohhh that's where I've seen him before

[fair blade]

wait is that a modern politician on the hoi4 thumbnail in the "games I like" tab?

[soft escarp]

WJATH

Is that a modern soldier?

with modern shoes!

[fair blade]

that's a pretty serious offense pal.

[languid copper]

lmao

[ember vine]

Politicians are thiefs

[soft escarp]

what do these mods do if i play millenium dawn?

[lethal ether]

macarthur also existed after ww2 so is he considered a modern politician

[fair blade]

dismember you.

[soft escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hbo-the-sopranos-RTamWTAqlEKkw

[ember vine]

Anarchist mfs have it easy bc there are no anarchist politicians only posers lmao

[languid copper]

as annoying as it is, if you post, say, MD German politicians, we discipline you

[knotty vortex]

i think i should quit

[soft escarp]

I know 0 politicians dude

[knotty vortex]

conclusion: i suck at the game

[soft escarp]

i barely know my president✌️

[ember vine]

W

[soft escarp]

all the ones i know are from hoi4

[languid copper]

you should become a politician so we can ban you 🔥

[fair blade]

did you send your ENTIRE millitary to britain?

[heavy vigil]

isnt it the white death guy or something

[knotty vortex]

not my colonies

[soft escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bruce-lee-IG5tmcGU9xenK

[soft escarp]

iid

idk

[knotty vortex]

what else was i supposed to do, god forbid a guy wanna take revenge for waterloo

[ember vine]

Is this forcing someone to be a b

[lethal ether]

what would u guys do if say a modern known politician joined the server

[soft escarp]

i know he likes eggs

[lethal ether]

im curious

[languid copper]

send them to Guatemala ig

[lethal ether]

sso they arent allowed?

[soft escarp]

ollie seems like a nie mod

nice mod

[knotty vortex]

guys how am i supposed to take the UK as france

[languid copper]

thank you thank you

[knotty vortex]

i need help

[tropic moat]

yo so what even are the great war redux germany alt paths bro???

[knotty vortex]

i just wanna wipe them off the earth asap

[heavy vigil]

@hollow fossil speak up fr

[sudden thistle]

nah ollie kinda weird

[heavy vigil]

(idk who this is)

[soft escarp]

I dont care. I dont even know who he is

[lethal ether]

idk i cant find it anywhere 🤷‍♂️

[soft escarp]

he hasnt muted me yet for nothing

[tropic moat]

guys im so confused, what are the german alt paths in the great war redux😭

[fair blade]

you gotta like, capitulate them 👍

[soft escarp]

There.

[languid copper]

you press tilde

then you type

"annex all"

success

[honest glacier]

uninstall that mod it gives u cyber aids

[lethal ether]

what

[sudden thistle]

when is the ww1 game

[lethal ether]

in ww1

[soft escarp]

who got angry

[lethal ether]

duh

[languid copper]

he blocked me

[sudden thistle]

ask hayden

to ask him

[languid copper]

I forgot that was a real person

[silk fern]

poor germany couldnt even get to warsaw

[lethal ether]

ima block u too

[languid copper]

what the hell

[fair blade]

good thing i have naval superiority, surely i can sea lion now

[sudden thistle]

real

[ripe slate]

lol

[fair blade]

rule 8 common sense. im crying 😭

[soft escarp]

Thats a violation of rule 8#

[ripe slate]

Please dont discuss actioning in the server, if you have a problem with them please use the ticket system by messaging @grizzled delta

[soft escarp]

look at my encirclement!

[languid copper]

Holy encirclement I think you may be a special one

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-3115675412957431622

[honest glacier]

Limp dihh

[uncut pollen]

Thats a realy nice one

[soft escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/flightreacts-alextekah-roloroll-yasK38fdvOi6IR1gbn

[edgy wedge]

My original strategy was to just hold em off, but they broke my defense lines, and I managed to close the gap

I defeated Germany in my own capital.

[soft escarp]

If you have a "problem" with me, Tell me what is and stop saying "No common sense" what does that even mean

im talking with random dudes on discord about hoi4🙏

[lethal ether]

stranger danger

💔

[fair blade]

yo, what sort of decision making happened during this peace deal

[knotty vortex]

guys i need a good inf template to try invade the UK

i wont have many tanks by the time i can invade

genuinely like 1 tank div

so what do i do

[languid copper]

you should go all in on planes to terrorbomb London

it'll go great

[knotty vortex]

i can take london before their units can get there

[fair blade]

solid 600 soft attack, go for smt like this

[edgy wedge]

Nice! Wait, is that Yugoslavia?

[knotty vortex]

i love it

[edgy wedge]

Put some rocket arty here

[knotty vortex]

rangers

[fair blade]

you right

[knotty vortex]

flame tanks???

[fair blade]

what is that one hoi4 mod that adds squad weapons and stuff? i thought it was rt56 expanded but i couldnt find it

[knotty vortex]

but has anybody got an actual suggestion

[lethal ether]

peacedeal ai needs to be improved to only take bordering states or something

liberate / puppet / change gov the rest

[languid copper]

Black Ice?

[knotty vortex]

british occupation zone

[ripe slate]

it somewhat has that already coded in

If I remember correctly

[knotty vortex]

can somebody please give me a unit to invade the uk with

as france

in 1938

actual suggestions

[fair blade]

genuinely just go for basic 24 width inf

aim for like 150 soft attack and you should be just fine

[dusky burrow]

attritioning

[fair blade]

i've always found that the uk's homeland is just EMPTY.

[knotty vortex]

?

[dusky burrow]

secure your supply lines by convoy escort

[knotty vortex]

i havent discovered this yet

[knotty vortex]

oh yeah i didnt do that

[fair blade]

use line arty and remove some infantry

[knotty vortex]

i jsut did patrols and strike

[fair blade]

if you have the supplies for it that is

[dusky burrow]

well, do that after you land

[knotty vortex]

?

[knotty vortex]

i think it goes a bit bad when the royal navy turns up

from their holiday

[dusky burrow]

Uh...

no

[knotty vortex]

i manage to get in just before they appear

doesnt line arty suck

[dusky burrow]

yeah line artillery doesn't do well

[knotty vortex]

what do you suggest

i probably wont have tanks

though i am rushing spg

[dusky burrow]

it basically acts like slightly weaker normal infantry with more investment needed

and gets outclassed by special forces that you should use anyways

[knotty vortex]

should i use marines

[dusky burrow]

for france you should use like 32-width mountaineers

[knotty vortex]

i did last time but only had 3

[dusky burrow]

and yeah have a marine corps

[knotty vortex]

oh wow

[lethal ether]

why does border gore happen then

[knotty vortex]

holy sf cap

how do i beat the sf cap

[lethal ether]

pretty sure it just takes states with resources

[ripe slate]

its just like AI being incompetent in wars, theres such a web of priorities that small changes/oversights can mess up everything

[knotty vortex]

what supports?

[dusky burrow]

wait hold up do you have arms against tyranny, i forgot to ask

[fair blade]

i.. always use line arty.. on like every infantry division i make

is that, not good

[knotty vortex]

yes i do i pay subscription

[dusky burrow]

The support companies you should on special forces are medium flame tanks, light tank recon, assault engineers, super-heavy howitzer, and support artillery

[knotty vortex]

i wont have flame tanks by 38

best i can do sadly

[dusky burrow]

you're france, you should...

[knotty vortex]

production though

[fair blade]

im noticing i've been making every division wrong, i've never used super heavy howitzer thinking they were way too expensive, VERY rarely do i go through the botiher of making assault engineers, i've only ever used motorised recon, and light flame tanks cause i thought people only use them for the terrain buffs

[knotty vortex]

i mean i am doing the project rn

[knotty vortex]

should i just do this for now

then upgrade as i go

[dusky burrow]

you have a land warfare facility at the start of the game

[knotty vortex]

i know

[dusky burrow]

and half a breakthrough point

[knotty vortex]

im doing the project

i just dk if ill have good production by the time i invade uk

i can literally only make 1 of those

how do i increase my sf cap

[knotty vortex]

how do i up my sf cap

cause 2 units isnt gonna cut it

[dusky burrow]

this will help

[fathom shard]

why is uk still easier to invade than poland

they should buff uk

[knotty vortex]

i genuinely hate the royal navy

how am i actually supposed to win this

[woeful knoll]

Deathstack

put everything in one stack besides submarines

[fathom shard]

🤑

[knotty vortex]

oh okay

on patrol or strike force?

[woeful knoll]

patrol

the ai splits navies

[knotty vortex]

okay got it

[woeful knoll]

your entire french navy vs a uk battle fleet will win yk

[clear dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190430460120154274/1425417919197872188/speechmemified_assets-task_01k7181tczexn8yenkh266k44b-1759904898_img_0.gif

[knotty vortex]

doesn’t seem that way right now

but i’ll try that strat

i hope the germans pull their weight

[faint fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-its-gone-gif-4104229

[fathom shard]

is italys job losing to ethiopia and somehow getting more land than you with less war score?

[dusky burrow]

Uh...

You have 49 divisions in sakhalin

You should probably naval invade

[hollow drum]

all i do is clash clash clash no matter what

[faint fiber]

im training them up first

[fathom shard]

usas planes are made out of cardboard

ouch ouch ouch

[dusky burrow]

probably train them in mainland japan then

[dusky burrow]

HUH?!

[dusky burrow]

generally true for ai

that isn't uk

[faint fiber]

whats the point of this? why do people attack luxenbourg? they dont do anything

[fathom shard]

they needa make usa and uk stronger

it would be more of a challenge

[warm falcon]

they have 24 steel, you want that

[fathom shard]

like you shouldn't be able to beat usa in 10 minutes (real time) with like 100k losses

[warm falcon]

germany also get cores on luxemburg

[faint fiber]

theres no way they have that much

[fathom shard]

or uk with 10k losses

[faint fiber]

how?!!

[warm falcon]

its luxemburg man

[fathom shard]

somehow japan has more warscore than me when i took over all of usa and did 1.9m losses

yeah this game makes sensse

[warm falcon]

its still in the eiffel region

we have lot of steel production here

[fathom shard]

istg if they touch one hair of mainland usa

i'm going after them

[warm falcon]

with all these mountains

[silk fern]

they probably sunk the entire navy

[fathom shard]

sunking a navy is probably less worth than capitulating and destroying the army of a counry

im genuinely going to kms

[faint fiber]

please dont talk like that

damnit dale

[fathom shard]

???

[dusky burrow]

minor leagues in terms of steel

that's like 6 factories on infantry equipment

[warm falcon]

steel is steel

[thorny pond]

which countries in the balkans are worth playing? like decent factory count or a tech tree that gives u that

[misty fossil]

What am i looking at

women

[tulip thorn]

Every nation has the same tech tree

Its the focus tree that is different between most nations

[warm falcon]

no they dont

[misty fossil]

Israel

[warm falcon]

huh?

[tulip thorn]

?????

[thorny pond]

not in 1936

[faint fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-its-gone-gif-4104229

[misty fossil]

women..,,

[warm falcon]

where the heck are the tech trees the same

[misty fossil]

Jumpscare

[dusky burrow]

huh?

[warm falcon]

bulgaria

[tulip thorn]

Every nation has the exact same tech

Its all the same

All the same stats

[dusky burrow]

I'm struggling to believe my eyes

[faint fiber]

why

[dusky burrow]

did you use console commands

[tulip thorn]

1939 gun from albania is the exact same as 1939 gun from japan

[dusky burrow]

your troops are positioned directly on top of the soviets somehow

and you aren't paradropping

[warm falcon]

thats not the tech tree then

[dusky burrow]

with mio differences, but otherwise yes

[tulip thorn]

Brother

Are you thinking of the focus tree lmao

[warm falcon]

he was clearly asking for the focus tree

when talking about mills etc.

[tulip thorn]

They said tech tree

[warm falcon]

tech tree with decent mills count

ye sure

[tulip thorn]

"Tech tree"

[warm falcon]

"...or a tech tree that gives u that", dont know where you get mills from a tech tree

[tulip thorn]

You dont

[warm falcon]

i know

but a focus tree gives you mill count

[hollow timber]

Am I stupid or has the ae console command changed?

[dusky burrow]

i don't think so

[faint fiber]

@dusky burrow if you think the anime is bad, look at churchill

[dusky burrow]

nah that's not the problem

this is

[faint fiber]

im a cheater, at least in single player, I dont cheat in multiplayer matches

[dusky burrow]

ah i see

yeah i didn't mean for you to do that, but it's fine

[faint fiber]

its fine

[dusky burrow]

you would also attack along a broader front to cut off the soviets from reinforcements

[faint fiber]

I admit, I cheat, but unlike others I dont cheat online

[faint fiber]

I did, I am taking out one army at a time so I dont have to deal with those assholes behind the lines

[mystic nest]

bro what is that kdr

how do you achieve that

[faint fiber]

points to the part where I said I cheat

[mystic nest]

ah

the best ive gotten was like 30:1

with no encirclements

[fathom shard]

these mfs got what they deserved