hoi4-general

[azure walrus]

ok so apparently the pan asian union extends quite far

[cyan prairie]

Or tfr

[atomic grove]

i said tfr

[grave sonnet]

No it's worse

[cyan prairie]

Aight

[atomic grove]

u gotta defeat the patriot front, and then fight the whole world

and then survive long enough

[cyan prairie]

Brooo…

[atomic grove]

so u can nuke the whole world (i think)

[cyan prairie]

How you gon survive that

[atomic grove]

idk

its like 30 minutes of hel but even more hell

[grave sonnet]

I always tell myself that I'm finnaly gonna play the APLA but endup playing somebody else

[cyan prairie]

Can you challenge the russian army (have the strength to defeat them)

[atomic grove]

no

[grave sonnet]

Russia would crumble them

[atomic grove]

atomwaffen is the weakest faction in the 2acw

and they are also weak after the 2acw

[cyan prairie]

Hoe do you get atom waffe

How*

[atomic grove]

side with the union of america

and when u get the event "the line we tow"

[grave sonnet]

Side with Union ,Deafet Florida state

And then try and survive

[atomic grove]

pick "our plans are almost complete"

[atomic grove]

btw

[grave sonnet]

Yeah

[atomic grove]

u HAVE to pick a fight with the union of america first after killing the confederacy and the SFC

otherwise

its impossible to kill the patriot front

[grave sonnet]

Yeah ik

Thomas fueling the patriot front with random tank divisions he spawns from New England

[atomic grove]

oh that

[grave sonnet]

The Divisions are so helpful

Patriot fronts hardest war is against the union

Every else

Is a pushover

[atomic grove]

yeah

[loud stream]

somebody wwant to play sheep mod with me?

[atomic grove]

the only problem is that thomas declares war on every rival faction you touch

[iron iron]

Soviet Union has 0 manpower bro

I’m on service by requirement

And I only have 20 million man power

So rigged

[grave sonnet]

True

[atomic grove]

wallahi

[ivory hull]

asia is asia bro

[azure walrus]

i thought asia ended at the urals

[ivory hull]

i think it goes like a little further

[azure walrus]

yeah, didnt know the a-a line was asia's border

[ivory hull]

ok thats a lot more than normal asia

[azure walrus]

technically this is what I would have, but i cleaned up the borders with STT

i dont think this is better

[lofty yoke]

L

[azure walrus]

wym

[safe wing]

border gore dectected

[azure walrus]

and thats why I use stt

does the secret japanese fascist path have anything unique to it

[mental mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-freaky-gif-8653551973276035196

[tiny iris]

I was at school.
I left @pallid stone alone for a few hours and she is telling the server that I died.

[cyan prairie]

Cro…

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/the-darth-side-of-the-force-is-a-pathway-to-many-abilities-gif-21623328

[vocal bolt]

communism with a human face is a lowkey op national spirit

[lofty yoke]

Is he a she 😰

[vocal bolt]

you just get 3% manpower out of nowhere

[tiny iris]

It is a girl.

[atomic grove]

discovered 2 things in this

first is that yes, it is actually impossible

[lofty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-shocked-shocked-black-man-black-gif-2264217522034830192

[atomic grove]

to get to that last focus without cheating

u get obliterated by the whole world, and democratic usa revolts with a billion militias

second is that you do infact nuke the world

[lofty yoke]

I need a meme channel

[pallid stone]

Uh huh

Thats rite

[pallid stone]

🤯

[lofty yoke]

😨

[pallid stone]

Im not trans you transphobic

What if I was trans

I know your transphobic

Just wait till I prove it

[lofty yoke]

huh that good

We need a meme channel and fashion channel

[tiny iris]

@lofty yoke, Hra is not trans.
Even if she was, why would it matter?
Mind your own business.

[pallid stone]

Fax

Stay in yo lane

🪱🧠

[lofty yoke]

lol you eat me , i am not tranphobic

[pallid stone]

LOL REMINDS ME OF THIS THING I SAW ON PINTEREST

Im so funni on pin

Make me famous guys

[safe wing]

we had one it doesn't exist anymore

[lofty yoke]

Wow

[safe wing]

because people took it a little too far same with the history channel

[lofty yoke]

That sad

[safe wing]

its a server for a WWII game

what do you expect

[lofty yoke]

idk roses and cutes

[pallid stone]

Cutes

LOL YPU KNOW WHAT WAS PEAK

[lofty yoke]

cute < cutes

[pallid stone]

PEAK WAS QHEN I WAS LARPING ON BSP

AND THIS 16 YO TOLD ME I LOOKED 12

[iron iron]

I was once great

[pallid stone]

BUT HER BUM ASS LOOKED 30 WITH 2 KIDS AND A DIVORCE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lofty yoke]

Lol

[pallid stone]

What the hell is cutes

[lofty yoke]

Some old People are dumb

[iron iron]

How do I tell her fsr I am from caping

Capitulating

[lofty yoke]

Oh shit i mean this

[pallid stone]

I know your from a different country but so is solodude and his grammar is impeccable so thats no excuse

I have absolutely no idea what your on about

[iron iron]

Wait

Hold up

I might win ts

[lofty yoke]

Sryy i'm not fast as you do

[iron iron]

If I win this civil war I’ll still collapse

[safe wing]

he litterally tried to advertise his tiktok channel and I doubt he plays this game

[pallid stone]

Who

Oh

Ask him a question about the game

Give him a complex word problem thats mind boggling

[tiny iris]

Make him send a screenshot.

That is better.

[pallid stone]

Screenshot

[lofty yoke]

lol ok

[honest night]

200 horses?

[safe wing]

what are two of the first focus tree options as Germany

prtscn please

[pallid stone]

Solodude ive actually

Bro

[grave sonnet]

Al teaches hearts of iron 4 players how to screenshot

[lofty yoke]

?

[lofty yoke]

what that profil pro 😭

[safe wing]

see it isn't that hard

[lofty yoke]

you make me sad

[vocal bolt]

mountain troops are lowkey peak

[lofty yoke]

yeh they not dying easily

[gleaming quiver]

200 hrs is not enough to be giving out advice

[lofty yoke]

shit

[gleaming quiver]

like very basic sp stuff maybe

[lofty yoke]

lol

[weak magnet]

chill tho

advice for a game is not advice that needs to be constrained bro 😭

[gleaming quiver]

for mp are heavy cruisers with light batteries still meta or is it DP secondaries cause of the Naval bombers and cas buffs?
have not played much since the new dlc

[bronze acorn]

good ending, south america is now uruguay

[azure palm]

I just got into oil debt

didnt know that was possible

Im at -2 oil

I am extracting 7, and the mexicans are importing 8 from me. That would mean -1 oil. The Math aint Mathing

also when I start the mughal civil war the airport I have disappears

but the planes remain there

[sly venture]

ATTACK

[patent thistle]

how many are stolen american and british ships?

[inland radish]

Why does it say i use 13 civs for licensed import but i dont trade with anyone?

[cyan prairie]

Imagine this but your germany and theres 146 divisions naval invading the belgian kommisariat

[cyan prairie]

This is a regular day when its 1942 and the soviets somehow use bodies as guns to push u back

[elder musk]

I would like to express a opinion regarding the update of NCNS. This is an event that occurred in the historical context of the Second Sino-Japanese War. May I ask where I should submit my feedback?

[cyan prairie]

They should make stealing navy a core component and not a dlc

Cuz that would make me suffer, after capping uk i need its navy to battle the US

[patent thistle]

agreed i can only do that if i borrow my friends account with all DLC or if i install a "seize puppet navy" mod

[cyan prairie]

And the thing is, if you wanna just get all UK lands u cant make a puppet rendering the mod unusuable

[patent thistle]

just puppet them on a random ass island in the middle of nowhere

[cyan prairie]

I guess you could do that, but theyll probably gain independance sooner or later via the country puppet modifier giving the puppeted country like 1 puppet points

[sly venture]

now its 50 times easier to know what ma buidling

[cyan prairie]

Or those weird points that give you thr ability to lower or increase the puppets independance

[cyan prairie]

How do u specifically even make space marines

[sly venture]

wdym?

[weak magnet]

idk why they call them space marines in this game

[cyan prairie]

Like what are space marines

[weak magnet]

there are no such thing as space marines

in hoi4

[cyan prairie]

Are they just like 80 infantry brigades

[sly venture]

the best thing in the game

[cyan prairie]

How do u make em

[weak magnet]

space marines are soldiers with robotic shit to be hella powerful

mountaineers

[radiant belfry]

Yo guys, rate this Encirclement out of 10

[weak magnet]

[cyan prairie]

So what are these used for

[sly venture]

we dont talk about space marine mount

[weak magnet]

mediocre cuz its in yugoslavia

[cyan prairie]

Brother… and 3k deaths on allied front aswell

[sly venture]

they abuse the way armor is coded making them impossible to pierce

[weak magnet]

ohhh

that makes sense

for space marines now

[cyan prairie]

And also armour memes? Orr

[sly venture]

wdym with that

[cyan prairie]

When armour goes troll even when you have 99 green bubble you get memed and retreated out of the tile

[radiant belfry]

What? So I may have been too low on manpower to reenforce my divisions dur to... circumstances. No biggie

[weak magnet]

he was telling u u did a good job dude

[sly venture]

ok bro just think a wall with wheels but that is a very powerful wall

[heavy vigil]

this just isnt that good imo

[cyan prairie]

I mean as in im jealous brodi… that is THE entire soviet army in one incirclement

[slow vortex]

which dlc adds ship designer?

[cyan prairie]

Man the guns

[patent thistle]

tf just happend and why did prussia revolt-

[slow vortex]

thnks

[sly venture]

yea i know but i got a world conquest on iron man using it so it kinda works

[patent thistle]

its litterally intergrated

[radiant belfry]

Oh, I guess my sense of good K/D is a bit off

[cyan prairie]

I dont think it is

Its man the guns

[patent thistle]

man the guns is intergrated for "free" now

[radiant belfry]

Though it should have been lower, since all units involved were mechanized and armored

[weak magnet]

3k casualties on ur end

[cyan prairie]

Bro… all the money if spent buying dlcs that would be integrated bro

[weak magnet]

is completely fine and reasonable

with all regards

[sly venture]

also that is a very new template i make it in like 1938 as germany

[weak magnet]

anyways, seeing k/d ratios aren't good

[heavy vigil]

much more powerful space marine

[weak magnet]

space marine 😭

[sly venture]

that is early i cant afford that early

[cyan prairie]

Doesnt this do the special forces cap

[heavy vigil]

yes you just make filler inf to hold?

its such a waste to have tanks on your defensive guys

[radiant belfry]

Holy space marine

[weak magnet]

space marine is for defense?

[heavy vigil]

no

[sly venture]

also why does it not have SP artillery-aa

[heavy vigil]

old and also i wanted piercing

it should be a TD

it doesnt have the howitzer anyway

breakthrough and piercing is what the unit lacked

supports would be like diffferent now

youd do like logi instead of AT if you have IE

or howitzer if youre on assault inf

def could be better there

[surreal mist]

hey casey, between assault inf and IE, which do you think is better for special forces

[sly venture]

also wouldent you want medium flame tank support on it?

[surreal mist]

or at least, which do you prefer

[heavy vigil]

depends

assault inf crits more IE loses less

probably assault better ? but IE is just better overall for less losses, and better on tank divs

so it depends on nation and build

you can also force attack more with IE

but the crit of assault isnt bad

[patent thistle]

time to print men as danzig

[surreal mist]

ig if you're doing specifically only special forces, assault might be better

but IE's other benefits is just so hard to pass up on

(and im a force attack addict)

[heavy vigil]

it just depends

assault is really good

it also depends on if you want to spend time researching logi

[surreal mist]

assault inf investment is very cheap yea

dont need side-teching, since everyone starts with recon

and everyone wants flametank anyway

[heavy vigil]

20% soft attack on inf from supp arty btw

[karmic viper]

a

[surreal mist]

its crazy, when ncns first released i saw that and i was torn between large unit tactics and assault inf

isnt it first node too?

[heavy vigil]

large unit tactics kinda mid lowkey

[surreal mist]

it looked so hot on release ngl, width reduction + 20% soft and xp retention

[heavy vigil]

i liked how IE was on release

it was like a silly niche

[woven gate]

depends on what country i'm playing

[heavy vigil]

now its like broken

[woven gate]

i usually have a Smaller but more Professional Shock Army

so generally i get more help from Assault Infantry

[surreal mist]

if IE on release wasnt bugged it would have still had a niche too

[woven gate]

or Defensive Postures

[heavy vigil]

15% hp and some terrain buffs

so like niche but good

[surreal mist]

yea, 15% hp without needing logi is less total hp than the flat +5, but it was pretty good (if it wasnt bugged)

[heavy vigil]

honestly

i think assault inf is better for MP marines

maybe

it depends on if tanks are allowed on d day wall

because if they are then hp is better again since you damage tanks with longer battles

[surreal mist]

but hp to force attack

[heavy vigil]

cas

if no tanks then you go assault inf

or if soft enemy

i think*

im not like someone making the meta im just here

[surreal mist]

doctrine rework's been out for like, half a year and i like how a lot of them have niches

i just wish there were less noob-bait ones

[heavy vigil]

did you educate yourself

because idk if im doing navy doctrines wrong

i mean theres the uhhh

minelaying one for buffing dds more

[surreal mist]

idk, didnt learn navy doctrines

[heavy vigil]

but idk i like sub buffs

but also 10% light

[surreal mist]

only thing i really do is take the visibility ones

that's the extent of my navy doctrine knowledge lmao

[heavy vigil]

does no one know navy doctrines

smh

id have to ask like alex but highkey ive rarely spoken to him

or delnar

delnar is chill

[vocal bolt]

bro

am 3 tiles from berlin as czech

[heavy vigil]

ok ive pinged delnar in rb he can yell at me when he has time

[vocal bolt]

world tension is still 43

lmao

I just want to ask for lend lease

[dawn zephyr]

Gentlemen I regret to inform you

But Chuck Norris has passed away

[tiny iris]

I just got my reply, I have been rejected for the helper role.

[patent thistle]

i am free time to end prussia and become prussia

[woven gate]

i had to tell the wt server

[tiny iris]

The majority of people who mourn him haven't watched any of his movies, they are young people who didn't grow up with Bruce Lee and Norris.

[dawn zephyr]

I owned the entire box set of walker Texas ranger

And watched it with my great grandpa every time I came over until the day he died

[dawn zephyr]

On vhs

[tiny iris]

Chuck Norris made a legacy, it will live far longer than he did.
There are new actors now, new legends of cinema.

[patent thistle]

okay why tf did the maker of road to anime make wilhelm look like a grumpy teenager-

[tiny iris]

No way they removed his majestic moustache.

[dawn zephyr]

We are all Chuck Norris we carry the flame

[tiny iris]

Thanks, now I have that song in my head.

[dawn zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fmdm-gif-13475610335239947291

[patent thistle]

dont worry prussia shall soon be the real prussia in danzig

[woven gate]

who cares

if someone wants to mourn the goat, they're welcome to

[sly venture]

is this a good plane

[trim lotus]

Odd technical question: when does an ahistorical game randomize the AI focuses?

The reason I'm asking: I play the same nation a lot, and I'd like to be able to set up a save file where all my game-start setup is already done (e.g. assigning fleets)... and have those focuses randomized the moment I unpause.

[heavy vigil]

it doesnt

at the start of the game it picks a path for every nation

and ai will do their best to execute their plans

[trim lotus]

The turret is bizarre, and the usual 1940 design has extra fuel tanks instead.

[heavy vigil]

with regular ahist its meant to be somewhat balanced in world "teams"

and only by setting each path to random will it actually be random

[heavy vigil]

messerschmidt is like not great because FW allows you to use double armor plates and still have 900km range

your range is like terrible

[trim lotus]

So, basically:

1. Focus tree selection isn't a flat-distribution random, as the game tries to set up "teams".
2. I still can't have my cake of pre-game setup, as the teams are determined when you start a new game.

[heavy vigil]

kind of

ai will try to counterbalance vs what player picks

but general path is pre determined

so like say uk is on the change course stuff they cant change back

but they can decide to go idk fascist instead of monarchist or something

[trim lotus]

(I have noticed that in historical. Democratic Germany results in communist France)

[heavy vigil]

yeah in hist they also try to counter

its the same behaviour

[tiny iris]

You lied to me.

You said that I would get helper.

[heavy vigil]

i didnt

i said you could apply for it

[tiny iris]

You know, the admins checked my message history.
I have spend so much time in the server, joking and having fun with my friend so all the serious talk about the game is so far back.

[rocky basin]

can i still save the axis? im playing as the arabian empire

[sharp sierra]

just let them die

and do it all yourself

[rocky basin]

i have 122 divisions thats not enough to take them all out is it?

the only thing i have going for me is that i havent joined the war with the USSR

[exotic bridge]

american civil war genuinely isn't winnable bro

[jaunty grail]

what can i do with all my political power

[patent thistle]

there is only one prussia and that is in danzig

[sharp sierra]

starting from here fighting this axis that had uk and germany in it i was able to world conquest

if you have good units and dont waste your manpower

too bad you couldnt join the war against germany and get some ships

[rocky basin]

im in the axis

im just fighting the allies

[thin pelican]

How’s the naval ai with the latest patch?

[sharp sierra]

that didnt really matter with what i said

[rocky basin]

so with 100 units you took over the entire world?

[exotic bridge]

HOW do they expect us to win the civil war bro it's genuinely impossible😭

[trim lotus]

Medals and the region-wide industrial integration decision can suck up a lot of PP once you have more important ones complete.

[shadow mango]

@grand bane
can i dm you

[south mountain]

The AI is very bad

[pliant ginkgo]

It’s perfect… I’m also slowly going back to democracy. I just went fascist so I could quickly swipe Finland for the extra industry and manpower

[exotic bridge]

bro

I don't think it matters how good the AI is

[south mountain]

Consider that the last update they had on USA was 6 years ago

💔

But still is winnable

[icy forge]

Last thing the German soldier sees after I turn on console commands

[sharp sierra]

i dont remember the civil war being like that

you probably did something wrong or i did something better

[trim lotus]

hey, they added a tiny bit of navy stuff to the us less than a week ago. such massive attention has been paid to the usa.

[exotic bridge]

what

[sharp sierra]

i remember it being pretty equal and easy

[exotic bridge]

I don't believe that's really equal

[south mountain]

USA, UK and France are never updated

💔

[icy forge]

Wich hoi4 dlc should i buy

[trim lotus]

my free, suboptimal and historically inaccurate essex-class design says ur wrong.

[exotic bridge]

no step back

[south mountain]

The "No Step Back" DLC, France dlc and Italy DLC

[icy forge]

You think im made out of money

[exotic bridge]

steam sales exist

[icy forge]

Yeah and I got 40 bucks

[trim lotus]

Paradox sure does.

[sharp sierra]

get a job

[south mountain]

Do not buy when it IS NOT ON SALE

[exotic bridge]

just wait for a good sale or make money idk bro

[icy forge]

There’s one right now I can get no step back for 11,99

[south mountain]

The prices are somewhat decent WHEN THEY ARE ON SALE

[exotic bridge]

then get no step back

[icy forge]

I gotta wait for my refund then I’ll do that

I tried the new Scott pilgrim game it’s dogshit

[south mountain]

Remember that some dlcs are not good

I mean not worth it

Prioritize the DLCs with mechanics

[icy forge]

What does no step back add

[south mountain]

It adds focus tree for USSR, baltic countries and Poland.

And some mechanics

[trim lotus]

Tank designer, i.e. "I shall now produce solely medium SPGs min-maxed for soft attack in single-player"

[normal galleon]

On the next arrested development...

[opal nymph]

Fueherreich?

Haven't seen that mod in a hot minute

[quasi osprey]

[azure palm]

I just noticed if you go mughal as india and the british go monarchist but the colonies (including you) leave them before you start the civil war and the allies disband they cant join the war. Basically you get the entire Raj for free. Plus Burma.

[valid hawk]

RIP chuck norris

[woeful knoll]

No way

he died?

bro

[azure palm]

yeah, yesterday

[grizzled zenith]

"Czechoslovakia"

[patent thistle]

prussian tanks roling down lithuania

[fair horizon]

Prussian... tanks?

[patent thistle]

prussian tanks (danzig)

[fair horizon]

Oh thats based

[patent thistle]

casually telling lithuania its tanks are useless

[grizzled zenith]

Serbia is Kosovo

[heavy vigil]

HI VENDRIP

[tiny iris]

I remember when I wanted to become an admiral.

[tiny iris]

It feels like if I click on that, malware will take over my computer.
Never trust someone with that username.
@heavy vigil
I am actually pinging you for moderator reasons now.

[patent thistle]

poland, you, are, next.

[cunning burrow]

its a save for diogenises

ur dumb

[heavy vigil]

thats a hoi4 game save

[tiny iris]

I mean the username.

[heavy vigil]

ooohhh

[cunning burrow]

tf u mean the username

[heavy vigil]

rule 4 #server-rules

[fair horizon]

Omg casey hiii

[heavy vigil]

im on a walk rn go correct yourself before im home <33

[cunning burrow]

im into finance

[umbral vessel]

I play as hungary and I have czechoslovakia as my puppet currently but I need their territory under my own control to reform the empire, how do I take it?

[fair horizon]

History repeats itself

[patent thistle]

i am also gonna partition them with the soviets (cause communism)

[fair horizon]

🤮

[patent thistle]

sharing is caring

dont blame me i needed the marxist printer

[fair horizon]

Dont partition poland

Its not fair

[patent thistle]

i dont consider it fair that they got stuff dispide not doing shit in ww1

[fair horizon]

At least puppet warsaw

[tiny iris]

Playing as Germany and not invading the USSR should get you permabanned from the game.

[patent thistle]

prussia*

i cant even form germany here even if i wanted to

[patent thistle]

i am going to puppet basically modern western poland but take basically the empire borders for myself

and give eastern poland to the soviets

[fair horizon]

I guess its okay

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[patent thistle]

and my loyal lithuanian puppet is also gonna expand

[heavy vigil]

HOW ARE YOUUU

[patent thistle]

i also basically scammed japan (this costed like 5 civs at most)

[visual pasture]

venezuelans suck as usual

[cunning burrow]

wtf is that visual mod

[patent thistle]

you mean the Portrait?

[cunning burrow]

yes

[hollow silo]

anime mod

[patent thistle]

road to anime

basically just a portrait mod for r56

[bitter shore]

Sup

[patent thistle]

@fair horizon see? i even left poland with a bit of ukrainian territory

[elder musk]

Kurwa😡

[limber arrow]

Is irregulars great for mengjiang or should i stick to infantry

[grizzled zenith]

Bruh I just lost like 120 divisions trying to naval invade japan in 1 go

[cunning burrow]

1963

[grizzled zenith]

Maybe I shouldn't send the whole army in as soon as 1 division lands

[cunning burrow]

holy tuf

[rapid furnace]

gg

[grizzled zenith]

And Americas are mine too

[grizzled zenith]

As who?

[rapid furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-funny-memes-funny-jokes-spongebob-spongebob-meme-gif-4395022609439478640

[grizzled zenith]

Finland is cool

[warm falcon]

history repeats itself

[grizzled zenith]

XD

[woeful knoll]

-genghis khan

[grizzled zenith]

They were my only tanks and mountaineers too cuz I was too lazy to train more

[woeful knoll]

btw what country did u forma s

as

[grizzled zenith]

I guess a glorious death after conquering everything but Japan

[sudden thistle]

lmao

[grizzled zenith]

Kumul Khanate

[woeful knoll]

how bro

whats ur strat

i cant get past the ma clique montains

[grizzled zenith]

Just form China bro

[heavy vigil]

HI CHRIS

[grizzled zenith]

I went the path where you do border conflicts to conquer China

[sudden thistle]

im trying to build a 1:1 ottoman boat

and its a pain

so many pictures disagree

[grizzled zenith]

If you struggle with the civil war you can disband Sinkiang's army before it

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-here-tuong-lu-kim-south-park-s6e11-child-abduction-is-not-funny-gif-22002713

[woeful knoll]

noooo like

how did u get to bejing

[safe wing]

Your final opponent @grizzled zenith

[grizzled zenith]

Oh

[grizzled zenith]

Ehh, I'll just send 10000 cas over Japan

And use nukes

[grizzled zenith]

#hoi4-general message

[woeful knoll]

ty

[grizzled zenith]

I took most of China and let Japan kill it

[grizzled zenith]

Np

[grizzled zenith]

Cuz China is too annoying to take out by itself

Especially once the communist insurgents appear

[rapid furnace]

why cant germany have pozan it looks a lot better with it

[woeful knoll]

because ur meant to annex poland

[rapid furnace]

im playing finland

.with historical

[heavy vigil]

just look up

the boat designs when bought

[sudden thistle]

i have that

and i done that

[heavy vigil]

cuz the ottomans didnt have a lot of production

ok have you tried crying

[sudden thistle]

it was made by william cramp and sons

in 1903

its so bad im using the polish wikipedia page

WAIT WIKIPEDIA HAS A DARK MODE???

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-squid-game-3-4

[grizzled zenith]

I think that was enough

[fair horizon]

🤮

[fair horizon]

More pls

[grizzled zenith]

Damn I accidentally nuked my own army

Another naval invasion failed

[sly venture]

its over for bro

[fathom shard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muslim-thanos-gifs-hands-please-memes-uPxEnSV2FoEKQEgOlQ

[fair horizon]

he even called in the phillipines

[fair horizon]

who dat

[turbid thorn]

best dlc for italy

[fathom shard]

no compromise, no surrender

or battle of the bosporus

[safe wing]

By blood alone

Because it adds the Italian focus tree

[turbid thorn]

i need dlc that help

like i dont need focus

[sudden thistle]

US naval MIO in 1903

[fathom shard]

what

[turbid thorn]

like no step back

[fathom shard]

if you want to play italy you need that dlc

[fair horizon]

oh thats kinda cool

[turbid thorn]

if i do rome ?

like u cna do it without it

[fair horizon]

if you want to plat italy, dont

[patent thistle]

live with it now be lucky i left poland with still quite a bit of territory

[fair horizon]

you're just gonna annex them later

[patent thistle]

meh

cant core shit there anyways

[fathom shard]

is there anyone on earth that plays mussolini's italy in sp?

[fair horizon]

i dont play italy period because i got my tanks encircled once because germany infantry beat my italy infantry because of the stupid negatives you get to army

[patent thistle]

thats actually a very fire flag honestly

[cunning burrow]

if macha is your power, what are you without it?

[crude sigil]

when its happenng

[fathom shard]

is there anything else you want to talk about boss?

[fair horizon]

what leader is that

[patent thistle]

leader* and anime portrait mod

[patent thistle]

uhm, i am not even gonna pretent i am willing to type that

polish names be like: "RANDOM BULLSHIT GO"

[fathom shard]

Tymczasowy Rzad Jednosci Narodowej

[fair horizon]

yeah i think we can fit another letter in there

[hollow drum]

all i do is clash clash clash no matter what

[patent thistle]

oh actually just just that

[fathom shard]

they should buff the uk ai

its still shit

[patent thistle]

@fair horizon totally didnt scam japan (they costed all together like 5 civs)

[fair horizon]

thats like half the japanese navy

[fathom shard]

do you play with no clothes on or what

[patent thistle]

actually a fair bit less

[patent thistle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bustle-lgbtqa-asexual-flag-BrNiAk3eXfD4Q

[fathom shard]

what country is that

[patent thistle]

asexual (not a country)

[fathom shard]

how are the civilians of asexual called?

[fair horizon]

i was being dramatic

[patent thistle]

properly a few of the best vessels japan had early war tho so fair point

[ivory hull]

tf is liebknechtstadt

[patent thistle]

basically just königsberg renamed into a communist name

[ivory hull]

interesting

[patent thistle]

i needed the marxist printer so yeah

[woeful knoll]

nice

literally cant do border conflict cuz ai wont guard the border

nice fix paradox

[opal nymph]

This game sometimes

[patent thistle]

always purge the less experienced one

[woeful knoll]

i hate border conflicts so much

why is this in the game

[patent thistle]

because they said so

[woven ore]

the cognoscenti is in charge now

Its over ameribros

[patent thistle]

i think its time to dismantle germany

UGH, YOUR FIRED.

[buoyant gazelle]

yo

[woven ore]

oh no bro fought for the zog

[sudden grotto]

weimar navy fleet ahh flag ngl

[faint fiber]

no!

chuck norris died

[woeful knoll]

Stop noticing!

Antisemite!

[grave spoke]

Polish reich

[safe wing]

Kingdom*

[grave spoke]

Shh

[uncut pollen]

Lets stop here and read the #server-rules

[safe wing]

It’s a monarchy though and not a fascist dictatorship

[woeful knoll]

@woven ore lmfao

[safe wing]

And Poland killing Germany and the USSR is honestly a good thing in my book

[grizzled zenith]

Yaay

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/mongolia-based-chingiz-khan-lonely-lonely-rampage-gif-14200403252536449099

[woeful knoll]

Good g0y

[grizzled zenith]

I had like 18 million losses while fighting the Allies(they lost like 60 million)

[safe wing]

Funny because I think the Nazis would view you as a useful idiot and probably kill you

[grizzled zenith]

And I dropped like 30 nukes on Japan

[woeful knoll]

im german italian bro

why would they kill me

[safe wing]

They definitely would for being Italian

[woeful knoll]

🤦‍♂️

[safe wing]

Considering how kind they treated them 1943 onwards

Executive Italian civilians and soldiers demolishing cultural sites

[grave spoke]

Ofc

[grave spoke]

Im joking

[safe wing]

IK

[woeful knoll]

italian goverment was weak bro

and im north italian

[safe wing]

Not an excuse to do war crimes

[woeful knoll]

yea never said it was

[fair horizon]

i love the music that plays when denmark goes against germany

[safe wing]

Germany didn’t know how to properly make an empire as it was doomed to loose wwii for its political stupidity

[woeful knoll]

agreed

imagine if they didnt start massacring slavs

and actually worked with them against the ussr

[safe wing]

More than that not fight 3 major nations in 1941

Which is the exact same reason they lost WWI

By fighting 3 major nations at the same time in the same conflict

[woeful knoll]

dunkirk timeline

finish off dunkirk -> peace uk -> take down soviets

that how to win

[safe wing]

My problem with alternative history is that assumption after assumption is made to the point where nobody is the same person as they were in our timeline

Yeah it’s cool story telling

[woeful knoll]

its plasible bro\

allies morale was very low

[fair horizon]

hey uk we know we just killed a crap load of britians wanna peace out?

delusional

[woeful knoll]

capture not kill

imagine ur a british mom

ur 3 sons are in a pow camp

[safe wing]

My favorite alternative history scenario is the eu4 mod ante Bellum

[woeful knoll]

do u care about fascism and jews? no u care about ur sons

[safe wing]

World is more chaotic

[woeful knoll]

u want them released

[grizzled zenith]

How do the Allies exist when I'm the only country in the world?

[woeful knoll]

now in our timeline the sons came home and went back on d day

but if they got captured they would want the pows back and peace them

[woeful knoll]

wgats is it

[grave spoke]

Look to your right

[grizzled zenith]

What?

[grave spoke]

It's the united states

[safe wing]

Basically the Rashidun caliphate ends up loosing to Persia but does better in Spain the 4th crusade fails, Nordic and Slavic paganism still exist and the yuan dynasty narrowly clings onto their hold in China

[grizzled zenith]

Bro

[hollow drum]

all i do is clash clash clash no matter what

[safe wing]

Its inaccurate but its a fun premise

[safe wing]

Germany failed at Dunkirk because they overestimated France which makes sense given that most of the German high command had memories of the WWI

[winged field]

that feeling after 100% conquest

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiling-mcu

[grizzled zenith]

Yeah

[bright stump]

can someone say current checksome code for hoi4, i think my checksome broken

[grizzled zenith]

Ima just turn democratic cuz idk how democratic Mongolia is called and go play something else

[faint fiber]

why is she cute?!

[safe wing]

Germany in both 1914 and 1918 got close but could never get the breakthrough they needed

[woven ore]

cognoscenti reference

[uncut pollen]

Pls let us Not post that frog

[safe wing]

Just execute (ban) this guy already 🙏

[woven ore]

???

whats wrong with pepe

[uncut pollen]

If you do 10 backflips in a row and catch @split bane for me

[turbid thorn]

best dlc

[viscid mason]

No step back imo

[safe wing]

NSB or BBA

[fair horizon]

already integrated

[grizzled zenith]

Greater Mongolian Federation with the same leader as the fascist one cuz Chinese warlords are funny

[turbid thorn]

thats gonna be my 2 second

which

[azure palm]

Sometimes in hoi4 I think about playing somewhat ethically and making the government secular for example, but then forcing everyone to be muslim does give permanent weekly stability

[azure palm]

did you do that as the kumul khanate?

[grizzled zenith]

XD

[safe wing]

Question Why do you seem so negatively obsessed with Jews?

[turbid thorn]

wich thats gonna be my 2

[grizzled zenith]

Yes

[azure palm]

why

[grizzled zenith]

Cuz that's funny

[hollow drum]

all i do is clash clash clash no matter what

[grizzled zenith]

I also did a Luxembourg WC

[grizzled zenith]

In clash of clans?

[young lake]

Whats prob more worth it starting an ENTIRE new run or just beating the Allies and the Czech entente (Italian campaign)
😭

Whats prob gonna take less time

[grizzled zenith]

Just kill the Allies

[pliant ginkgo]

Is this a common occurrence? The Allie’s and Comintern just started fighting out of nowhere

[winged field]

manpower wise you are good so just watch out for nav invasions and deal with entente first

[young lake]

I have naval supremecy but I cant land because America puts like 20 divs on each port

[winged field]

or sssr if possible

[grizzled zenith]

Damn

[fathom shard]

german germany

[winged field]

kinda yea

[winged field]

u sure its germany?

[jade gazelle]

Can someone link me that new Ukraine war mod? I can’t remember the name

[pliant ginkgo]

Ehhh it’s not German enough imo. Maybe a German German Germany would be better

[fair horizon]

just take out them both

[fair horizon]

i really want to get an australian australia

[grizzled zenith]

You can nuke them tho once you have nukes

[fair horizon]

make better marines and take support islands so you can cas them to death

[grizzled zenith]

Yes, the USSR has a focus to gain a war goal against the Allies or there's like 100 other countries that could do something like one of the Allied countries attack the USSR

[fair horizon]

you can land on any port if you kill the 3 or 4 divs in battle before they can reinforce

[heavy vigil]

chat what do you think of my marine

[fathom shard]

bavarian germany

[uncut pollen]

Idk

[fair horizon]

do the mountaineers affect marines too much?

[heavy vigil]

its +49.4% tho i didnt pick cw reduction on mountaineers so im a fraud

[grizzled zenith]

Why add tank battalions?

Aren't they terrible for naval landings

[heavy vigil]

ill improve it

[pliant ginkgo]

I did nothing to fight Japan, but I still got a Swedish colonial empire lol. I got the Balearic Islands, Northern Morocco, Sidi Ifni, Rio de Oro, and even Cambodia

I now have Swedish Cambodia

[heavy vigil]

its fine

[grizzled zenith]

Ok

[viscid mason]

What about an amphious tank?

[indigo mist]

https://tenor.com/view/nfl-football-griddy-gif-gif-25216449

[heavy vigil]

just make sure its 50%

[heavy vigil]

why..?

theyre 35% more expensive

[grizzled zenith]

Oh, right

[fathom shard]

88% org is crazy

[viscid mason]

Oh never mind

[heavy vigil]

i never look at org

irrelevant

[viscid mason]

I thought amphious tanks have the advantage of being amphious

[young lake]

Bro thinks I have GOOD planes lmaooo

God im so bad

xd

[fair horizon]

no, they add damage and armor which makes them even better

[heavy vigil]

well yeah if you want to pay 35% more per batallion

[fair horizon]

im an australia main, if i can do it you can do it

[lime hinge]

can someone gift me hoi4? im broke

[viscid mason]

Indeed.com

[young lake]

No but I like hating my life

[fair horizon]

check out isthereanydeal bud

[indigo mist]

https://tenor.com/view/ja-morant-basketball-nba-edit-tiktok-gif-106888661848989114

[young lake]

I like not liking this game

ykwimm

[grizzled zenith]

They're like the easiest thing to do cuz they barely get changed and all you need to do decent planes is like 7 researches

[lime hinge]

im a 30 year old teen im not fit for a job

[heavy vigil]

tbh

[viscid mason]

To be serious gg.deals is also a good site jsut buy form offfical stores

[heavy vigil]

spg is bad

it should be TD

[young lake]

Ik ik

[fathom shard]

it depends

[heavy vigil]

ill fix it when i have more tech

[fair horizon]

casey im gonna do an aa tanks run

[lime hinge]

12 euros too much

1 euro max

[heavy vigil]

(censored)

[fair horizon]

check out indeed then

[viscid mason]

30 year old teen. But tb serious ask your parents or go to gg.deals

[grizzled zenith]

It's ok against AI(but anything is)

[heavy vigil]

no its bad in the division

[fair horizon]

my tracers will make the sky very colorful

[heavy vigil]

it can be good otherwise

[lime hinge]

yea so i got a 3.6/10 for my match test so my parent not agree

[viscid mason]

Rip

[fair horizon]

NAVAL BUFFS? LETS GO

[lime hinge]

does hoi4 go on sale for free sometimes? like isonzo did this month on epic games

[grizzled zenith]

But they're the cheapest one so if all you want is armour you can get it from them cuz they require like 36 tanks per battalion

[heavy vigil]

theyre BAD

no breakthrough

for SPAA

[grizzled zenith]

True

[heavy vigil]

anyway for TD its needed because the marine has no piercing

[viscid mason]

Unfortunately i think you need to spend more time on maths than hoi4, if I have to be blunt

[fair horizon]

🤤

[heavy vigil]

and no hard attack

so it remedies it a bit

[lime hinge]

no maths no good

[fair horizon]

free level 2 cruiser armor 🤤

NOOOOOOOOO

[young lake]

What is the third module called ;-;

[fair horizon]

EXTRA FUEL TANK

[young lake]

Alrr

Im stupid

I dont need it fr

[fair horizon]

alright the proposed naval changes makes me unhappy

[floral anchor]

I finally could open the launcher and i can now play, this game looks epic

[fair horizon]

how am i, a minor country, supposed to make a grand fleet with no steel?

[fathom shard]

you don't

[fair horizon]

shush

[fathom shard]

why are you trying to build a navy as a minor

[winged field]

wait what changes?

[fair horizon]

who asked for this

[fair horizon]

idk new beta thing on steam

[winged field]

holy

[viscid mason]

Another beta!? I swear 1.17.4 was yesterday

[winged field]

its bad even now

what are they smoking

at least as minor

[fair horizon]

chat its over

[safe wing]

All the modules bar armor are free now

[fair horizon]

they're not getting my money for the australia dlc for pulling this

[winged field]

ngl I would rather have more ic cost than this

[safe wing]

Gun 1-4 no cost

[fathom shard]

just forget about the navy playing as a minor atp

[fair horizon]

I PLAY AN ISLAND NATION

WITH NO PLANE MIO

[heavy vigil]

better

[hollow drum]

all i do is clash clash clash no matter what

[fathom shard]

which is?

[fair horizon]

australia

[faint fiber]

thats not an island

[heavy vigil]

1K base defense is kinda crazy thinking about it lol

[fair horizon]

my fleet should rival britian's i have more landmass

[heavy vigil]

it is

[fair horizon]

wym not an island

[heavy vigil]

its surrounded by water

[faint fiber]

australia is a continent

[heavy vigil]

its not

[safe wing]

It’s a continental sized island

[heavy vigil]

^

[faint fiber]

it literally is

[heavy vigil]

oceania isnt just australia

[fathom shard]

american geography vs european geography

[safe wing]

Casey is Brazilian though

[faint fiber]

thats a region not a continent

[heavy vigil]

australia has its own tectonic plate

[heavy vigil]

that is a continent

[wide osprey]

uuuuuuuh
i did

[faint fiber]

no

[fathom shard]

what does that have to do with anythinhg

[fair horizon]

we're all brazilian wym

[heavy vigil]

is this ragebait

[fair horizon]

the whole world is brazil

[faint fiber]

no, australia is a continent

[grizzled zenith]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_(continent)

[grizzled zenith]

Ok, turns out Australia is a continent

[faint fiber]

see told you

[safe wing]

Australia is a continent and an island

[faint fiber]

it cant be both

[fair horizon]

it can too

[fathom shard]

australia is a term for the continent and the sovereign state

💔

[patent thistle]

bro the marxist printer is too strong-

[faint fiber]

no, an island and continent are 2 different things, islands are far smaller then continents

[fathom shard]

Commonwealth of Australia is an island

Australia is a continent

[faint fiber]

Commonwealth of Australia is a country

[patent thistle]

australia isnt a continent bro, oceania is.

[fathom shard]

a country can be an island moron

[winged field]

Basically Greenland is the biggest island. Anything bigger would be considered continent

[fathom shard]

european vs american education

[fair horizon]

bro who gave egypt a fleet in rt56

wheres my navy smh

[faint fiber]

its not an island

[fathom shard]

then what is it smartass

a land locked country?

[patent thistle]

i am litterally german

[faint fiber]

its a continent

[grizzled zenith]

Bro
#hoi4-general message

[fathom shard]

yes thats what im saying

[fathom shard]

european education tells you that oceania is a continent

[fair horizon]

its an island

[fathom shard]

ragebait or just stupid?

[patent thistle]

australia is an island, in my opinion everything is an island

[grizzled zenith]

But a continent can't be an island
So Australia mostly isn't considered to be one

[faint fiber]

I am not insulting you, stop being rude

[faint fiber]

thank you!

[fair horizon]

poor europeans, stuff under the water isnt a continent 🥀

[fathom shard]

Commonwealth of Australia = sovereign state and geographically an island
Australia = American term designing the continent of australia

[fathom shard]

brazilian education is closer to europe's than USA's

[fair horizon]

multiple islands btw

[winged field]

simple google search btw

[patent thistle]

it quite litterally is, the tectonical plates are still under water

[fair horizon]

nuh uh

[patent thistle]

yuh uh

[faint fiber]

thank you!

[fathom shard]

Commonwealth of Australia = sovereign state and geographically an island
Australia = American term designing the continent of australia

how is it hard to understand

landmass vs state that controls the landmass

🤯

[faint fiber]

The Commonwealth of Australia is not an island it's a country!

[fair horizon]

Australians came up with that term btw

[winged field]

Well, from what im seeing we talking about Austrialia not the comonwealth

[grizzled zenith]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania

[winged field]

at least thats what im referring to

[fathom shard]

can you read smartass?

[grizzled zenith]

And it says Oceania is a continent(while saying Australia is a continent)

[fathom shard]

it's both

[safe wing]

This convo is getting dumb and pointless

[faint fiber]

why are you insulting me? I am not being rude to you, can't you have a conversation without being rude

[winged field]

its there

if you read it

[grizzled zenith]

Oh

[fathom shard]

because you're stupid and lack basic critical thinking

[grizzled zenith]

Yeah

[safe wing]

I’m gonna go back to work and go home for the weekend

[faint fiber]

again can you stop being rude

[patent thistle]

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHICH IS ALWAYS GETTING TARGETTED WITH STUFF LIKE THIS

JIWAFIWOFPF

[fathom shard]

how smart are you to the point you don't believe a country can be an island

[grizzled zenith]

Bruh

[safe wing]

Islands come in various sizes

[fathom shard]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[fair horizon]

anyways im a continent nation with need for a navy

[safe wing]

Australia is an island Sicily is an island

[grizzled zenith]

Nobody's saying a country can't be an island
But a continent isn't an Island

[faint fiber]

stop being rude

[fathom shard]

@faint fiber the stupidass constitutional monarchist is

[fair horizon]

Britian isnt an island its an empire

[safe wing]

And they aren’t even similar in size

[fathom shard]

we're talking about the Commonwealth of Australia not the continent

[faint fiber]

why are you being a prick? I have not been rude at all

[fathom shard]

your stupidity is rude

[safe wing]

Australia the country not the mainland is 8222 islands

[faint fiber]

well I had to block him for being a prick

[patent thistle]

wrong, by the definition an island, the world is an island which includes the americas and eurasia/-africa

[faint fiber]

can't have a civilized conversation

[young lake]

Why is Oil so hard to come by in Europe 😭

[fathom shard]

someone with a lack of critical thinking and general intelligence like YOU shouldn't be classified as civilized in the first place

[faint fiber]

because oil is not the future

[young lake]

🥀

[patent thistle]

because the only true oil storages europe has are stuff like in the north sea or maybe the nordics

[young lake]

Im doing inf only and I have no oil.

Like brooo

;-;

[faint fiber]

oil will eventually run out, its time to move on from oil

[young lake]

L oil extraction

[fair horizon]

no navy?

[fathom shard]

how to crash the economy like a moron 1 on 1

[grizzled zenith]

An island or isle is a piece of land, distinct from a continent, completely surrounded by water.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island

[young lake]

Ok I have a navy

[fair horizon]

theres more oil than freshwater on the planet

[young lake]

Where do you think all my oil is going 😭

[grizzled zenith]

Distinct from a continent

[faint fiber]

theres still a limited amount of it

[fair horizon]

have we run out of water to drink?

[faint fiber]

no thank god

[young lake]

When I try to use my navy my oil supply gets fried xd

[fair horizon]

the scarcity is a myth made up to give oil a more artifical value

[grizzled zenith]

XD

[fathom shard]

21.4k/day

[grizzled zenith]

True

[fair horizon]

tiny navy

[fathom shard]

japan is the most boring country to play as oat

its like youre bound to just kill china no matter the path

[young lake]

Bro Im producing the oldest ships I have lwk

[fair horizon]

any major that starts with a navy and over 30 divs is boring ngl

[faint fiber]

well now that socrates is done being a prick

[patent thistle]

true i can bet you can accidentally find oil if you dont know it

[faint fiber]

perfection

[fathom shard]

not false

genuinely got me thinking of a major with a navy that wouldnt be boring

uk is like either go fascist or democratic or just diie

usa is limited by its boring options in its focus tree

[grizzled zenith]

I personally like Italy

[fathom shard]

japan is deadass just slop

[safe wing]

Same

[fathom shard]

italy is probably the only exception

[faint fiber]

as if you could do any better

[patent thistle]

italy isnt a true major and you cant change my mind

[safe wing]

Italy has a fun rewarding endgame goal

[safe wing]

I can

[grizzled zenith]

Lmao

[fair horizon]

italy is like good and bad because its just such a sucky nation because of these

[grizzled zenith]

Well not wrong

[safe wing]

I’m gonna make my France reworked mod

[grizzled zenith]

It's a matter of perspective

[safe wing]

Which honestly make it more fun imo

[fair horizon]

italy gets level 3 engines from the start on its bbs 🤤

[young lake]

Wait here me out, my oil issue could be fixed with this one focus
8 ENTIRE UNITS OF OIL 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[fair horizon]

no

it makes it horrible

[fathom shard]

yes as if i could just apply at paradox interactive and rework all of japan by myself

[safe wing]

But that was Italy irl though

[patent thistle]

ye because the littorio class ships were actually good, the only good thing about italy btw