hoi4-general

[faint fiber]

rise of nations with anime portraits

[sly sluice]

anyone wants a italy "kinda" cursed save?

most duce missions have been failed or are on a failing path

both cairo and gibraltar are controlled

[vernal arrow]

nice twin

[exotic bridge]

wow I have SO MANY rifles now

[vernal arrow]

genuinely what is that reorganized china for

[winter fulcrum]

i lowk wish that if a rocket hit a province with units in them, it would like greatly lower their supply or just kill some

[uncut wraith]

i feel like high conscription laws should have way more debuffs

[winter fulcrum]

aaand your banned

[vernal arrow]

guys is there a good tno mod?

[uncut wraith]

if you’re on all adults serve it should be like a 50% factory output/construction speed

[vernal arrow]

because the one i got only got these type of commands like gov_centralist

[uncut wraith]

20% of population is like 80% of able bodied men if you assume half of the population is male and half of that is able bodied

[winter fulcrum]

i think most countries have more able bodied men than 50%

[exotic bridge]

welp got a new reward

[fair horizon]

Just eat germany then

[uncut wraith]

men aged 18-60 makes up about 30% of the us’s population

similar number for worldwide

[dusky burrow]

True

Honestly Germany is screwed

[rich nacelle]

Can someone share a picture of a good medium tank template against the AI? I am playing as the US btw.

Thank you in advance

[winter fulcrum]

the usa is cooked 😭

[clear dagger]

assemble the hillbillies and the rednecks

[exotic bridge]

17m losses is actually diabolical

[clear dagger]

and get florida man on the phone

[winter fulcrum]

okay my question is, how are they losing 1m men to PANAMA

this is their army

[rich nacelle]

Is this a good medium tank for the US? Pretend I have Easy Maintenance and 8km/h speed.

[winter fulcrum]

where is the hard attack?

[rich nacelle]

I have never found hard attack useful against the ai.

So I never add it.

[winter fulcrum]

you will need it if they have tanks

well

sometimes u may need it

[tulip thorn]

Not true

[rich nacelle]

So what should I change then?

[tulip thorn]

Ai tanks are terrible

[winter fulcrum]

i said sometimes

[tulip thorn]

hard attack is useless in singleplayer

[rich nacelle]

This is true. My infantry can beat tanks sometimes.

[tulip thorn]

You can literally beat the ai with just infantry

The ai is known for being terrible

[rich nacelle]

And then they have that one tank division that is neigh invincible.

[rich nacelle]

I know

[winter fulcrum]

not true

[tulip thorn]

Have you never done 36w infantry lmao

[rich nacelle]

Especially when the AI makes those mega-factions.

[winter fulcrum]

no

[tulip thorn]

Makes sense

All you really need in hoi4 is infantry

You could just make 36w infantry and battleplan

[rich nacelle]

Loses all manpower.

[tulip thorn]

Not necessarily or always

[winter fulcrum]

i have like 8m manpower rn so ill try it out

[rich nacelle]

Bro. The Chilean civil war has been going on for 1,193 days and no one has taken a single province.

[winter fulcrum]

wait did i just make the best division!? (this is a joke)

[tulip thorn]

no

42.5

[rich nacelle]

(This is a joke)

[tulip thorn]

The real joke is arty only

Aka best unit

[clear dagger]

did that as the ussr one time and won

[tulip thorn]

Arty only is the goat

[winter fulcrum]

how?

[tulip thorn]

cant wait to get my light crusier

[clear dagger]

five hundred million artillery

[winter fulcrum]

okay i thought u meant like vanilla

[clear dagger]

yeah vanilla

[rich nacelle]

Luxembourg isn’t a real country.

[clear dagger]

i would take a screenshot to prove otherwise but my game keeps crashing at june 12th

and idk why

[tulip thorn]

Clausewitz engine be like

[winter fulcrum]

ironman mode off?

[clear dagger]

on

[winter fulcrum]

okay thats js not true

theres no way u produced 500 million artillery

[clear dagger]

not literally dumbass

[winter fulcrum]

oh

yo chill out bro

[tulip thorn]

I make 100 superheavy battleships per game before 1945

Each having maxed out ic

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-based-american-psycho-gif-24694654

[tulip thorn]

We love battleships

They are very goated

[winter fulcrum]

what the nazis thought would hold off d-day:

[tulip thorn]

Very tuff

Battleships are tuff

[crude grotto]

is this tuff

[tulip thorn]

yes

[crude grotto]

thank you

having two super heavy battleships is really handy

battleship bro 4 life

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/battleship-drift-ship-drift-water-drift-hollywood-gif-1302393461098125394

[clear dagger]

you could say they were made to rule the waves across the 7 seas

https://tenor.com/view/sabaton-history-wawa-cat-winged-hussars-gif-1548064404993932937

[timid crest]

a very democratic government

[crude grotto]

yeah we on carrier pack watch rn

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[half helm]

cant we bombards the shore using ships?

[woven gate]

yeah

i think Battleships do it the best

[half helm]

we can?

[tulip thorn]

yes

Just dont give your fleet a mission and just right click on the sea tile you want to go to

[half helm]

and then

how to

make the ships attacking the shores

[tulip thorn]

They just do it

[oak mantle]

the ship type doesnt matter for shore bombardment

[tulip thorn]

The fleet needs to be on a tile next to where the battle is

[half helm]

ahh

i see

[tulip thorn]

Its a buff that only works on land tiles that border the ocean

[half helm]

thanks guys

[oak mantle]

its a pretty nice buff for naval invasions

[winter fulcrum]

do nukes do damage to units?

[clear dagger]

yeah

[winter fulcrum]

great

[cinder gyro]

what dlc should I get ive got no step back and man the guns

[winter fulcrum]

what country(s) do you want to have more content in?

[cinder gyro]

I normally play us or germany

[terse skiff]

bba gives plane designer and la resistance gives spies

[cinder gyro]

ok

[winter fulcrum]

then maybe get the one that gives germany a rework

[weary estuary]

Yo what’s the track for artillery called

For mastery

[winter fulcrum]

artillery and combat support

[weary estuary]

What’s the command to get it to full just for shits and giggles

[winter fulcrum]

idk

search it up

hmm i might need more spies

[waxen citrus]

lfg

[polar radish]

For AI I use medium howitzers tbh

Or SPGs

[inland falcon]

therapy is expensive. unfortunately so is hoi4

[winter fulcrum]

hey every time i try to start a nuke raid it cancels, i havent completed the atomic bomb project yet but i did the option to test it out against my enemies so i have 1, is there anything im missing?

[inland falcon]

where are you enacting the raid from?

[winter fulcrum]

mexico city, its a city i control because im fighting mexico as italy

[inland falcon]

weird

[winter fulcrum]

after like 1 day it auto cancels

[inland falcon]

i know if you raid from an air base you have access to that isn't actually in your faction it automatically cancels. do you have full control of the state?

[winter fulcrum]

yep

[inland falcon]

no idea then, good luck

[winter fulcrum]

maybe i dont have enough bombers

why am i so goated?

[clear dagger]

navy seal vs baby born with SIDS:

[winter fulcrum]

im about to conduct some japanese warcrimes once i get these nukes 😈

[unborn finch]

cursed playthrough I must say

[unique parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829737438964351056/1332142898820546620/attachment.gif

[unborn finch]

you just spam nothing but cruisers & destroyers then somehow you never get invaded again cause of the Naval Dominance you have

you suffer from everything Japan suffers but worse

[unborn finch]

bro brought the entire armada on 2 boats while slapping a battleship just for good measure

[exotic bridge]

MY FIRST NUKE

[winter fulcrum]

they are cooked

[clear dagger]

deploy to gaza

[viscid stirrup]

barely

nukes arent that good

[winter fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431153874340806666/1483598788474961930/attachment.gif

[viscid stirrup]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113779473163239464/1170728328781639731/3CD6F536-5DE8-4AFD-8D32-7B53784A6807.gif

[winter fulcrum]

2 nuke strikes planned already

[viscid stirrup]

nukes are expensive

nukes barely affect the enemy

[viscid stirrup]

ts wont help cro

get mountaineers

gng

[winter fulcrum]

shut the hell up timmy not so tuff knuckles

[viscid stirrup]

flip you

incompetent ahh

you only have infantry

and no mountaineers

what the flip are you doing in mexico without mountaineers

flipping hungrys doing a better job producing mountaineers than you

[pallid stone]

Hello humans

Im back again

To vandalise the server

[winter fulcrum]

yo hungary is getting their ass kicked by japan shut your mouth

[viscid stirrup]

theyve got 1 more mountaineer than you

[tiny iris]

@heavy vigil, @pallid stone is in my DMs and being mean to me.
Can you ban her, please?

[viscid stirrup]

so stop opening your mouth lil croseph

[pallid stone]

Was that another copy pasta

You flop

[viscid stirrup]

how many hours do you have on hoi4?

-3?

[grave sonnet]

Japan has round 2 against the Mongols and they are winning again it seems like

[rotund chasm]

What country can you blob the world the fastest as?

[tulip thorn]

Hours dont mean much

[pallid stone]

@heavy vigil Casey can you tell solodude to shoosh before I blow his brains

[grave sonnet]

Hours don't contribute to skill

[viscid stirrup]

spamming infantry will get you absolutely nowhere

[tiny iris]

No, I just want you gone, both you and Casey has ruined my image in this server.
I pretended to be this great celebrity of the HOI4 server and now you two ruined it.

[viscid stirrup]

1 mp hour is worth 100 sp hours i know

[pallid stone]

Funny how in dms you told me that you wanted to vandalise the server with me.

[viscid stirrup]

ban them all

[viscid stirrup]

ban all the vandals

[winter fulcrum]

600

[tiny iris]

You have no proof of that.

[winter fulcrum]

sorry daddy 😔

[pallid stone]

Oh really?

[viscid stirrup]

600 hours and you still only have infantry?

[winter fulcrum]

well i have a huge surplus of tanks and stuff

i js never really thought to use em

[tulip thorn]

1 mp hour dont realy mean shit my guy, that 1 hour could just be you afk doing nothing while your team does all the work lmao

[viscid stirrup]

send them into the field of battle then

[tiny iris]

Tanks are crucial.

[tulip thorn]

Not really

[viscid stirrup]

tanks arent as effective in mountains

[tulip thorn]

You can win hoi4 with only infantry

[viscid stirrup]

not always

[grave sonnet]

And then getting ur ass whopped by other players

[tiny iris]

Well, that is why you use mountaineers, tanks are for pushing.

[viscid stirrup]

you can win hoi4 with horse archers

[tiny iris]

When I play, even if I am a minor nation, I use space marines.

[viscid stirrup]

so cheesy

space marines are borderline cheating

[pallid stone]

Your cheesy

Dont call my friend cheesy

You cheeseball

[viscid stirrup]

1 armoured recon and 1 tank and all of a sudden a unit is considered a tank

[tiny iris]

It is singleplayer.

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[viscid stirrup]

so?

[tulip thorn]

Who cares

Its singleplayer

Lmao

[viscid stirrup]

the ai is incompetent enough as is

[pallid stone]

Shoosh you dont even serve you larper

[tulip thorn]

so?

[grave sonnet]

If it works it works (just not in MP)

[tulip thorn]

People must play exactly how I want them to or else they arent playing

[viscid stirrup]

if you cant beat the ai without using space marines youre incompetent

[tiny iris]

I can use commands if I want, it is single player.
I don't use commands but I could and it would make no difference,

[grave sonnet]

Also S. marines kinda fell off

[pallid stone]

Oh solodudeeeeee theres your proof!

[tulip thorn]

Who gives a shit

[grave sonnet]

They don't have the same shine they had before

[tulip thorn]

LMAO

[tiny iris]

@heavy vigil, she is sending fake DMs of me.
I never said that.

[clear dagger]

hoi4 players after someone uses an ingame mechanic:

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-lawyer-tantrum-gif-20018965

[tulip thorn]

Let people play the way they want lmao

[viscid stirrup]

commands would stop you from getting achievemenets

[winter fulcrum]

i beat alot of ai without using space marines

[grave sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[pallid stone]

Sure buddy i TOATLLY have time to fake dms in 2 seconds then send it to everyone

[viscid stirrup]

they have to play without exploits

[tiny iris]

If I am playing as Estonia, I would want a little push in my infantry against the Soviets.

[buoyant fractal]

Does anyone know how to become democratic as germany in whatever new update has come out? i genuinely cannot figure it out and the reichstag system is confusing, and idk if it has to do with rt56, but i also have la resistance, gotterdamerung, and by blood alone

[tulip thorn]

Space marines arent a exploit

[grave sonnet]

Game Mechanics aren't Exploits

[viscid stirrup]

space marines are

[winter fulcrum]

what reichstag system?

[pallid stone]

Fascist paramilitaries. Solodude taught me that big word

[tulip thorn]

A exploit would be like the infinite manpower from the new faction system

[tiny iris]

You planned this, you are trying to get me banned but if I get banned, you get banned too.

[tulip thorn]

Dont a idiot, space marines are not a exploit and work as intended

[grave sonnet]

Ig bro if that's what you think

[pallid stone]

I dont think so rhino albino

[buoyant fractal]

what

[viscid stirrup]

tanks are supposed to take 50% less dmg

[clear dagger]

me after altering the game files illegally to add 1 heavy tank to my infantry division:

[pallid stone]

I dont KNOW

[viscid stirrup]

not infantry with armoiured recon

[tulip thorn]

So the game is working as intended got it

[viscid stirrup]

space marines should be banned

[tulip thorn]

They already are

From 99.99% of mp games

[grave sonnet]

They are in MP

[viscid stirrup]

tanks shouldnt be in infantry divs

[viscid stirrup]

its not enough

[buoyant fractal]

what even are space marines

[tulip thorn]

And they arent even good in mp

[viscid stirrup]

they need to be banned everywhere

[clear dagger]

god forbid infantry support

[viscid stirrup]

permanently

[tulip thorn]

Infantry units with armor

[grave sonnet]

Irl I'm pretty sure there was infantry rolling with tanks

[pallid stone]

Your so not nonsensical for someone who claims in their bio to be nonsensical

I double dog dare yoy to say something nonsensical RIGHT NOW

[viscid stirrup]

that was when infantry and tank divisions attacked at the same time

gng

[tiny iris]

They ain't but we say they are, what difference would that make?

It's singleplayer.

[winter fulcrum]

yeah thats r56

[tulip thorn]

Timmy tuff knuckles (Jellyfishmapping) is a smart hoi4 player

[grave sonnet]

In a Space Marine division the Infantry and Tanks attack together

[pallid stone]

Thanks for saying something EXTREMELY nonsensical

[viscid stirrup]

its morally wrong to use space marines, because by using space marines, youre making things too easy for yourself, and you wont develop your skills

[pallid stone]

Morally wrong 😭

[winter fulcrum]

im making 101 mountaineers now, happy?

[tulip thorn]

Morality

[clear dagger]

germany 1916 complaining to the entente about them using exploits: (they're using shotguns)

[viscid stirrup]

now i am

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-patrick-bottle-gif-6605208024845857705

[pallid stone]

MY DADS HONE

CHCOLATW PENUTS

[viscid stirrup]

germany were the ones using poison gas

[winter fulcrum]

worse person ever bro

[viscid stirrup]

gng

[grave sonnet]

Even if Morality existed in Hearts of iron 4 a max of 4 people would have that "Morality"

[tiny iris]

Is this ragebait?
Morally wrong?
It's a videogame.

[viscid stirrup]

i agree

[tulip thorn]

Now you can see why literally no one likes him lmao

[winter fulcrum]

and then everyone else used it

[viscid stirrup]

i must be the most obnoxious person ever

[pallid stone]

Well i think war is dumba nd everyone should live in peace

[tulip thorn]

You are

[pallid stone]

Just drink water and eat food and sleep

Whats there to argue about

[tulip thorn]

You quite literally are

[viscid stirrup]

i agree

[winter fulcrum]

yeah get outta here thats never happening

[viscid stirrup]

youre right

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-blud-diddy-gif-16820390887287528746

[grave sonnet]

True we should all just play Democracy in hearts of iron

[tiny iris]

Invade Norway, as a Swede, I want their oil back.
We deserve it.

[clear dagger]

but we wont get any more b52 bomber edits

[tiny iris]

I got a real good game as democratic italy.

[pallid stone]

Well that makes you -5% obnoxious because you acknowledged taht your obnxious

[winter fulcrum]

yes bro we all play swedih

[grave sonnet]

There should be a petition to Democratically Ban you from this server just because of ts

[pallid stone]

NO

[pallid stone]

NO

[tulip thorn]

Dont say that

You dont know the half of it

[winter fulcrum]

erm factually this is false 🤓

[viscid stirrup]

sure

[pallid stone]

AND NO

[viscid stirrup]

no

[pallid stone]

What else did they do

[viscid stirrup]

it makes me more obnoxious

because i know i am

[pallid stone]

Democracy is evil

[viscid stirrup]

yet i refuse to make myself better

[pallid stone]

Everything is evil

[tulip thorn]

Been the single most annoying person I have ever met

[viscid stirrup]

and help other people

[grave sonnet]

How about Anarchy?

[pallid stone]

Im gonna make a new ism

[viscid stirrup]

evil is evil

[tiny iris]

@tulip thorn, can I even say that?
I am Swedish so it's a joke about my brother country but still.

[pallid stone]

Its gonna be called earthism

[viscid stirrup]

anarachy is the absense of laws and government

[pallid stone]

We all love the earth

[viscid stirrup]

its just inviting extremism

[viscid stirrup]

do we though?

[pallid stone]

I do

[tulip thorn]

Idk

[grave sonnet]

You don't say

[viscid stirrup]

earth has very limited resources

[tulip thorn]

Well no shit

[pallid stone]

Thats crazy are they taht annoying

[tiny iris]

No, it has a lot of oil.

[pallid stone]

Maybe their not annoying

[viscid stirrup]

we need 5 times more resources so that everyone can live a consumerist lifestyle

[clear dagger]

resources to exploit!

[tulip thorn]

Thats the literally the definition of anarchy

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-haha-transformer-megatron-g1-gif-18658701

[pallid stone]

You just need to look st them from another perspective

[tiny iris]

So it's not @pallid stone?

[viscid stirrup]

of course it is

[tulip thorn]

Not even close

Not even the top 20

[rotund chasm]

A lot of larping happening in this chat today

[pallid stone]

Obviously not you idiot

[winter fulcrum]

feel like this is somewhat true bc alot of the time its just a lying contest

[tiny iris]

Stop calling me mean things, I am going to get you banned for cyberbullying me.

[grave sonnet]

Not larp but alr

[tulip thorn]

Alot of dumb people in chat today

[pallid stone]

Obviously

[tiny iris]

Coldhearted larp.

[pallid stone]

Everything i say has a little bit of truth in it

[tiny iris]

Don't hurt me like this anymore.

[pallid stone]

Your the mean one

[tiny iris]

Stupid larp.

[winter fulcrum]

i actually had an argument with someone about this

[tiny iris]

He blocked you it seems like.

[winter fulcrum]

basically it was about, dictators arent bad, its the actions they do that make them bad

[rotund chasm]

🤓

[tiny iris]

You called me an idiot.

[viscid stirrup]

top 5 most annoying people:

1. timmy tuff knuckles
2. jellyfish mapping
3. jellyfish
   4.yuzu the jellyfish
4. jellyfish mapping(decembrist)

[pallid stone]

What about me

[rotund chasm]

When hoi5

[viscid stirrup]

you dont make the top 100

[pallid stone]

You called me a little shit when I vandalised your server

[viscid stirrup]

when you stop buying dlcs

[grave sonnet]

A professional larper can distinguished what larp is

[pallid stone]

Really? So im not annoying?

I think i talk a lot

[tiny iris]

You are a little shit.

[viscid stirrup]

barely

[viscid stirrup]

thats not even annoying

[pallid stone]

@heavy vigil CASEY LOOK

[pallid stone]

No thats really annoying

[viscid stirrup]

not really

[pallid stone]

I dont like people who talk a lot yet I talk A LOT

[viscid stirrup]

I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING

[grave sonnet]

Can we stop tagging random mods

[winter fulcrum]

yeah hes an ass who cant handle someone having a different opinion than him

[tiny iris]

Casey will go on Discord and see all these pings and they all will be from us.

[pallid stone]

I love Casey dont bully them they are my favourite okay

[tulip thorn]

Why do yall keep pinging casey

Leave them alone

God damn

Over nothing

[rotund chasm]

Because theyre larping

[tulip thorn]

Its just annoying

[rotund chasm]

Hardcore larpers

[pallid stone]

Why

[tiny iris]

You have Mussolini as your profile picture, of course he doesn't want to talk with you about politics.

[viscid stirrup]

IM A RACIST MYSOGONIST INCOMPETENT NEPOTIST DEMENTED FOOL

[pallid stone]

I like you

[viscid stirrup]

sarcasm

[pallid stone]

Nevermind

[clear dagger]

Casey after being pinged 15 times in 12 minutes and none of them ask how navy works:

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[pallid stone]

Nevermind

I dont think I like you anymore

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/screenshot-picture-nworwitcamera-gif-20466636

[viscid stirrup]

i didnt expect you to like me in the first place anyway

besides, i was sarcastic

[tiny iris]

I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of bans today.

[rotund chasm]

I figured out how navy works as a warlord, spam naval bombers and put them on a carrier

[viscid stirrup]

im mocking how emotional you are

[grave sonnet]

What even is Navy only thing ik is paradrop UK steal fleet and start clicking until naval supremacy build up

[viscid stirrup]

me too

[pallid stone]

Are you serious about being a racist misogynistic incompetent nepotist demented fool

[tiny iris]

Here is my tip, don't care about navy.

[viscid stirrup]

no

[tulip thorn]

If jellyfish mapping got banned i'd be the happiest hoi4 player ever

[pallid stone]

Okay them dont say that its bad

[clear dagger]

wait until 1950 and build hyper sonic ship killing missiles

[viscid stirrup]

im mocking people who type in caps loc

[tulip thorn]

its not funny

[viscid stirrup]

sure

[grave sonnet]

Ur a genius

[pallid stone]

Do you wanna be my friend

[viscid stirrup]

of course its funny

your sense of humour is twisted

[tulip thorn]

its not tuff, its not funny its just weird and edgy

[tiny iris]

If Hra got banned, I would be happy, I invited her here and she repays me by ruining my reputation here and annoying everyone.

[tulip thorn]

Edge lord

[grave sonnet]

Tuff Edge Lord Boi

[viscid stirrup]

timmy tuff knuckles here

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[rotund chasm]

Can everyone stop the larp

[pallid stone]

STOP LYING YOU LIAR YOU CALLED ME A LITTLE SHIT AND NOW YOUR LYING ABOUT ME INVITING YOU FIRST. YOU INVITED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS INTERSTED IN YOUR GAMEPLAY

[tiny iris]

Well, ain't you interested in my gameplay?

[viscid stirrup]

i will once my sanity kicks in and i actually think before sending messages

[tulip thorn]

Why dont you do that

Just do it

[viscid stirrup]

i doubt itll happen today

[tulip thorn]

Its simple

[grave sonnet]

I doubt it's gonna happen at all

[pallid stone]

I was interested in the voice reveal. I thought ypu were gonna sound like a robot

[tulip thorn]

Just grow a single braincell

[viscid stirrup]

i dont want to

[viscid stirrup]

hmm

[pallid stone]

Do you wanna be my friend

[viscid stirrup]

what a large task

[viscid stirrup]

no

[tulip thorn]

Dont

Dont dont dont

[clear dagger]

can everyone please stop going into dads medical cabinet and eating all the pills

[pallid stone]

Why not

[tulip thorn]

You dont want that

[pallid stone]

Why

[viscid stirrup]

i dont know who you are

[pallid stone]

Oh yeah

[viscid stirrup]

im annoying

[tulip thorn]

ITs horrible, he is horrible

[pallid stone]

Im annoying too so we can be annoying annoying togethwr

Just dont be a bad person

And i wont block you

[pallid stone]

You have experience?

I dont like judging people

[viscid stirrup]

he does

he has way too much experience with me

[pallid stone]

Especially feom other peoples stories

[viscid stirrup]

no

[pallid stone]

So yoy guys are friends?

Okay thats good

[viscid stirrup]

thats a bit of a stretch

[tulip thorn]

Dont say that

Thats not even funny

[rotund chasm]

Final warning before i get a mod involved

[viscid stirrup]

a very very large stretch

[clear dagger]

im gonna go fill up my fishtank water bottle and go watch a vic 2 video while doing a hoi4 game

[viscid stirrup]

more like accomplices

[pallid stone]

What did we do

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mlp-mlp-my-little-pony-discord-gif-24782610

[rotund chasm]

Larping

[viscid stirrup]

to whom?

[pallid stone]

Do you wanna be my friend

[tiny iris]

Stop asking that.

[pallid stone]

Solodude im bored

YOUR SO

I HATE YOY

HOW COULD YOY

I thought we were besties

[terse skiff]

Go outside and touch grass please

[pallid stone]

Okay fine

[winter fulcrum]

can we be friends?

[tulip thorn]

I might

[pallid stone]

Fine

[pallid stone]

Fine

[tiny iris]

I am about to go to school soon and I don't want to get back home later and see a notification telling me that I have been banned because I associated myself with you.

[pallid stone]

Same

[tiny iris]

Not with that profile picture.

[pallid stone]

Who

[winter fulcrum]

what do you want me to change it to

[tiny iris]

And no, I don't become friends with people on the internet.

[pallid stone]

But

Aren't we friends

[winter fulcrum]

😔

[viscid stirrup]

aw heck nah

chat is calm now

this is absolutely unacceptable

[pallid stone]

Dont worry guys solodude is my BESTfriend

He said he wants to be my detective partner

[rotund chasm]

Wtf does assoc mean

[pallid stone]

Associated

[rotund chasm]

Im sick of new prnouns evwry 2 days

[tiny iris]

Associated.

[rotund chasm]

Oh

[pallid stone]

Solodude

I have friday off

So i can talk more

[tiny iris]

Great.

[pallid stone]

But I just have to

Wake up earlier

Like 7 am sharp

[weary estuary]

Why is Finland so goated

[tiny iris]

I go 9:55 on Friday.

[pallid stone]

Perfecto

I wish you could try these chocolate penuts

Youd love these so much

[tiny iris]

We are just talking about this in a public server with 100k members in it.

[pallid stone]

Cause you like chocolate

[tiny iris]

Chocolate donuts are great.

[pallid stone]

🥹

[pallid stone]

4 minutes left

[tiny iris]

Chat is always dead until we come.

[viscid stirrup]

4 minutes until the clock strikes midnight

https://tenor.com/view/tno-taboritsky-funny-clock-man-gif-15681697872229711599

[pallid stone]

Ding dong ding dong

[pallid stone]

Can you Russian?

Speak*

[tiny iris]

You can edit your messages.

[pallid stone]

I know but im too lazy

[tiny iris]

But you type out the words either way.

[viscid stirrup]

yes

[pallid stone]

But its faster

[pallid stone]

Can you teach me russian

[viscid stirrup]

yes

[tiny iris]

Don't trust him, he is going to make you say a slur or something.

[pallid stone]

Oh yeah

See i can always count on you

🥹

🧠🪱

[pallid stone]

One minute

[tiny iris]

I have to go, goodbye.

[pallid stone]

Buh bye solodude

[viscid stirrup]

i dont use slurs

i still have that much shame left

[winter fulcrum]

tommorow at 12am 😭

[viscid stirrup]

what is tabby doing with the clock

💀

[winter fulcrum]

but they should actually make the ai surrender bc what the hell is this

26.11 million

there should be like a civil war or something going on

[viscid stirrup]

boi its called the hungarian american war instead of the roman american war for a reason

hungary has mountianeers

[winter fulcrum]

i have more

i have 101 mountaineers

[viscid stirrup]

i assume youve trained them

right?

[winter fulcrum]

also i managed to gain progress

[winter fulcrum]

yes

[viscid stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-danny-devito-clap-clapping-gif-17307367409868579769

[still ruin]

so, any idea why none of my equipment is being delivered, i have railroads on the provinces the units are

[winter fulcrum]

are you making any new units?

[winter fulcrum]

i used like 5 nukes to drain their supply

[lofty yoke]

Is building a nuclear an extremely difficult matter?

Pro

[clear dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-scam-users-obvious-phishing-gif-15812245174444424671

[dusky burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1476371291362820096/IMG_4325.gif

[hoary raft]

which person decided it would be a good idea to stop hoi4 challenges

[lofty yoke]

Not me

[dusky burrow]

bruh

[clear dagger]

same people who did 9/11

france

[lofty yoke]

LoL

[winter fulcrum]

Js because its my pfp doesnt make me a fascist or anything? Me and my friends literally just pick stupid pfps

[hoary raft]

real

[hoary raft]

It is the same as putting a swastika as your pfp and even worse to be fair

[winter fulcrum]

No it isnt bro

[hoary raft]

But you are representing a fascist who killed plenty of people and you defended him too in these messages

at least you said he was a good leader but a bad person

which is false about mussolini btw

he was very incompetent

so he was shit at both

[winter fulcrum]

Okay not what i said

[tiny iris]

A good leader doesn't get curb stomped and hanged by his own citizens.

[winter fulcrum]

People were arguing that my pfp was bannable because he was a dictator, i know mussolini was a horrible person, but i wasnt defending him, i was saying that the argument that its just because hes a dictator isnt really right, A leader (meaning anyone) could be a dictator and be good, but its the actions they do that make them horrible

Theres no way to actually prove it however, because all dictators got blinded by power and were mass murderers

[heavy vigil]

its bannable for this server :> #server-rules 4 (2, 5 also relevant)

[winter fulcrum]

Yeah ik i changed it

[heavy vigil]

ty :) awesome

[tiny iris]

I once got banned for having an Elon Musk at the Battle of Waterloo profile picture that I made Grok create as a joke.
I got appealed but still, I get banned for a joke profile picture and people get warnings for having fascist dictators.
It's unfair.

[weak magnet]

its always interesting to me how the italians always have anyone but generals as generals

theres more airforce and navy people there than actual army generals

[heavy vigil]

no, he'd be banned until he changed as well if he didnt comply.

[weak magnet]

and blackshirt leaders too

can u get himmler as a field marshal?

[winter fulcrum]

Yeah, i always found it wierd

[weak magnet]

i think i remember that

[winter fulcrum]

Yeah

Once he finishes his 3rd or 4th focus then u unlock him as a field marshal

[weak magnet]

actually good job for that mexico push

[heavy vigil]

oh hi jellyfish

[weak magnet]

cool

[weak magnet]

yeah i remember this if u do the waffen ss path

interesting

[winter fulcrum]

Thanks

[weak magnet]

they should have some debuffs tho, idk if they do

[winter fulcrum]

U can do ss or gestapo

[weak magnet]

you cannot tell me they can be as competent as george s patton or something xD

[winter fulcrum]

It doesnt affect it

[weak magnet]

both give him as?

damn

[lofty yoke]

Hello?

[winter fulcrum]

Well its the one right before “worthy successor” and the other one that gives hitler buffs

[still ruin]

why can i not join any factions, ive been mostly playing as Finland, currently as portugal, second most as belgium, no matter what path i take "X country can not join factions"

[winter fulcrum]

But he is a level 2 (i think thats what it is called)

[tiny iris]

Why is Russia still holding on?
I am playing as Austria-Hungary and I pushed Russia almost to the Urals and don't let the map decieve you, even if it is German territory, my troops were the one who did almost all the work.

[winter fulcrum]

U kinda answered ur own question

[robust vale]

what kind of abomination is the middle east

[tiny iris]

I am sure that Syria is a very stable realm with no revolts whatsoever.

[weak magnet]

i mean they are united

[robust vale]

100% more stable than russia

btw what's the capitolation %

[tiny iris]

Yeah but like, there is a lot of people in that region and I am sure that many want their old country back.

[tiny iris]

97%

[weak magnet]

for sure

that place always wants to form new regions overlapping with current regions xD

specially kurdistan

i wonder why i cant free kurdistan as aututurk

[robust vale]

What even is kurdistan bro

all rightful turkish land

[weak magnet]

brah i mean like

theres no turk there

[heavy vigil]

wild

[weak magnet]

i dont understand the reason why they stick onto it

like even in game

no resources

js let them be free and frolick together god damn

[robust vale]

There's an event that happens on 19/03/1949 where each kurdistan province gets 100 oil

[weak magnet]

Ohhh

Understandable

1949??

[robust vale]

yeah it's a secret event

[weak magnet]

By 1949 you dont nede 100 oil

Just do that american thing u get like 40 oil

[robust vale]

Better prodice it yourself

[weak magnet]

u do

the americans come in and cultivat ur oil fields

they take a bit for a while

or am i mistaken

[robust vale]

for a while?

if the americans occupy the middle east they core it

but they still get revolts somehow

[prisma saddle]

yo guys does italy have some bonus about Rubbet in his focus tree?

[robust vale]

Rubiera?

[prisma saddle]

rubber*

[robust vale]

oh Rubber

You gave me flashbacks...

[prisma saddle]

wich ones

[still ruin]

wdym

[robust vale]

Good ones

Anyways I think there are some

[lofty yoke]

i think is an idiot idea to spend that pp on some resources that you own 🤷

[dusky burrow]

yeah that's pretty odd

a kurdish path with turkey could be interesting

that said, the iraq kurdistan path allows you to take on turkey

but then you also have to take on romania

by september 1939

because guarantees

and the fact romania joins axis

[heavy vigil]

i was asleep

[heavy vigil]

thats not even how that works

[pallid stone]

Cu....cuh.... cay....Casey...

[dusky burrow]

do you really need 220 piercing

[dusky burrow]

what is even going on

[heavy vigil]

i was reading because i got pinged like 20 times while asleep

[dusky burrow]

fair

[pallid stone]

It was all by me and solodude heh

Casey can you tell solodude to reply to me

[heavy vigil]

no

[pallid stone]

Hearts of iron is so boring

[heavy vigil]

yes, accurate

[dusky burrow]

also heavy turret is worth considering for lower ic cost

[pallid stone]

You have to use your brain so much

If i use all of my brain then theres no brain left

Guys I made a server and ill cant get rid of it

[tiny iris]

Don't talk about your server.

Read the rules.

[pallid stone]

Why not what

What

What

What

What?????????

????????

That was the wrong

Oh nevermind

Its the rules

[heavy vigil]

its only if you promote it afaik

[pallid stone]

But I need to know how to get rid of it cause i accidentally made it when I made an account

[heavy vigil]

go into server settings

there should be a delete server option

[lofty yoke]

hy guys so how i conquered Ireland

[upbeat wigeon]

Can anyone recommend a good support nation for ONLY navy? Maybe Marines for troops at most. I tried Australia and had a blast until I realised the war was over as soon as I had a passable surface fleet.

[jaunty delta]

isnt that just japan tho

[pallid stone]

ITS GONE CASEY thanks your the best

[lofty yoke]

yep japan!

[upbeat wigeon]

Asia land war

Or is there a good alt path to kinda keep to yourself and blast enemy boats?

[lofty yoke]

Is there a path to leave China alone

[pallid stone]

Its boring

Im bored

[lofty yoke]

We in French

[upbeat wigeon]

Pretty sure those most of them involve doing some land war or another, like the strike north path.

[exotic bridge]

yes

without a doubt yes

[lofty yoke]

The emperor he just a baby🥹

[exotic bridge]

I need to win

[lofty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-an-iq-real-science-yt-thumbnail-youtube-thumbnail-gif-18112275543139233153

[faint carbon]

well considering how you need more coal the more factories you have operational, it's actually not a bad idea

[lofty yoke]

So how i conquered Ireland ?, if you know

[upbeat wigeon]

What about Italy? Apart from an Africa campaign which I could probably just leave on defence and a stint in Greece, couldn’t I just focus down navy and throw hands with Britain? Idk how long they take to build to a good level tho.

[still ruin]

are armored cars a DLC thing or just for specific nations

[faint carbon]

and?

[lofty yoke]

Sorry that a question

[faint carbon]

yes, an honest one. i'm not trying to ragebait you, but i don't see the correlation between resources and ireland

[lofty yoke]

Uk

[lofty yoke]

Since my 200 hour of playing I never captured Britain

[faint carbon]

ohh, cool

[lofty yoke]

Lol

[faint carbon]

but FYI resource prospetting is generally usefull

altough it changes between reources, if you are going for an infantry-no planes build than oil, chromium ar useless

the best one to have is steel

the most useless one is chromium, since it's used for heavily armored stuff which's a IC waste in single player (altough you are free to do it)

[lofty yoke]

Yes I just played and I don't use a plane I just put it in reserve and the oil is floating up

I dont play any of my rounds With anyone , so my 200 hour is me , lol

[faint carbon]

like usually the ones that need Cr are: havie and havier tanks, medium tanks with a lot of armor stat, battleship and super heavy variation, highly armoured carries, and (i think) some variations of strategic bombers

[heavy vigil]

supersonic planes use a lot

[faint carbon]

yeah, them too

[heavy vigil]

if you have them then chromium goes from 'ehh not bad to miss' to 'crucial limited resource'

[faint carbon]

basically meme equipment or very expensive eq

[heavy vigil]

supersonics arent either of those

theyre really really good planes

[faint carbon]

and not "needed" against the AI

[lofty yoke]

I mostly run medium tanks, not too much armor, I like them fast and efficient

[heavy vigil]

well if you want to win as fast as possible you shouldnt even reach 1940

[faint carbon]

also i belive anti-tank (?)

[pallid stone]

Zoomi zoomi zoomi

I swear that one song

[lofty yoke]

I just use arty and Some smaller companies , Because I don't like it expensive , idk

[pallid stone]

Quoomi zoomi

Something

[exotic bridge]

3rd and 4th nukes finally hit

[lofty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ghibli-studio-ghibli-setsuko-japan-japanese-gif-7093899821926056897

[tiny iris]

Then use light tanks.

[lofty yoke]

but , if you make it small you can make some love with it

with enmy tanks

[lofty yoke]

oh

iq _100000000000000000

[heavy vigil]

they arent efficient at all

[lofty yoke]

that me

[heavy vigil]

they use 20% more tanks per batallion

unless you use like light tds

[tiny iris]

Well, better than medium tanks with no armor that is designed for just speed.

[heavy vigil]

no?

they just dont do a lot of damage

for high cost

high losses

[tiny iris]

Look, don't question me, I am the new helper of the HOI4 Discord server and I know what I am talking about.

[heavy vigil]

yeah thats just not true, and lets not be arrogant, shall we?

[lofty yoke]

[tiny iris]

@pallid stone, Casey is calling me arrogant.

[pallid stone]

Whose calling you arrogant

[pallid stone]

How dare yoy call my bestfriend arrogant

Your the biggest flop on earth

You flop

[pallid stone]

Dont accept criticism from someone you wojldnt accept advice form heh

[lofty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-keep-going-eat-gif-10492894

[pallid stone]

Im so sensie

Sensible

Solodude i think i scared him off

I won

[tiny iris]

I think he thinks you are an imbecile.

[lofty yoke]

Huh

wow that noo good

[pallid stone]

I dont like you no more solodude

I think you can wreak havoc on the teens server all by yourself

[cold basin]

Guys anyone have idea why my mediums and heavys cant cross water?

[pallid stone]

Hello

Oh

[lofty yoke]

Huh

[pallid stone]

Well actually I think that you think that he think that im an imbecile but actually its you that thinks im an imbecile

[lofty yoke]

Do you have a mood

[cold basin]

No mods on

[cold basin]

Tanks

[cold basin]

Mood?

[prime totem]

everyone has a mood-

lol

[lofty yoke]

well idk , but somm here well Answer , I'm using translation , by the wy

[cold basin]

Anyone knows why?

[prime totem]

maybe you'll need amphibious engine???

or somethin?

[cold basin]

Cant they cross without that?

[pallid stone]

Casey wasey

[heavy vigil]

depends on support companies and division terrain buffs/debuffs

[pallid stone]

I cee you

[tiny iris]

Leave him alone.

[pallid stone]

You leave him alone

[prime totem]

i mean is it a naval invasion or just normal moving troops

[tiny iris]

You leave him more alone.

[cold basin]

Example is allied france moving tanks across the english channel to allied uk

My tanks never want to cross waters

[pallid stone]

Yeah but yoy have to leave him alone first because you told me to leave him alone which means taht you weren't leaving him alone first which means you have to leave him alone. I win.

[prime totem]

alr friendly troop moving is the answer to that

[prime totem]

naval dominance prob. (you need to have it)

[tiny iris]

Casey hates you more than he hates me.

[pallid stone]

Oh yeah? You wanna bet on that?

@heavy vigil Casey do you hate me more than you hate solodude or vice versa?

[prime totem]

actually true didnt think about that

[jaunty delta]

1942 and you should have a navy that can rival UK

[exotic bridge]

do I need more?

[lofty yoke]

No you good man

[prime totem]

N.O.

[pallid stone]

I think he hates us both equally

[exotic bridge]

if you say so

[pallid stone]

But he hates you just a teeny weeny little bit more

Just a pinch

Minuscule

[prime totem]

i mean dawg how much does the enemy have???

[lofty yoke]

is that Soviet Union ☕️

[pallid stone]

13.90 GB used

All because of you solodude

[prime totem]

idk

[lofty yoke]

LOL

[warped flint]

i might start playing hoi4 again

havent played a game since i believe december?

[prime totem]

3 months

jeez

you missed some stuff

[lofty yoke]

oh

[warped flint]

Would play a game right now but i dont have DLC subscription active

[lofty yoke]

dlc

[iron iron]

Average hoi4 map

Poland casually devouring the ussr

[exotic bridge]

oh no the enemy is dead

long long dead

my 4 nukes did their job

[exotic bridge]

no I'm playing america

[iron iron]

How do you even get nukes

[warped flint]

Like what?

[exotic bridge]

special projects patience nuclear reactors more patience

[prime totem]

i dont give a damn about nukes fr

[lofty yoke]

Its my mem

[prime totem]

ok fine you can increase it up to 25k planes

[exotic bridge]

hooray

[prime totem]

are you fighting the whole world or somethin?

[exotic bridge]

I do its fun watching the boom

[iron iron]

Polan

[exotic bridge]

nope I just finished ww2

[prime totem]

(thats true but i dont got patience)

[prime totem]

niceeeee

[iron iron]

ok now that I’m actually good at hoi4

decent

a lot better from when I last played Germany

Let’s see if I can finally cap the ussr

[exotic bridge]

you're gonna experience this feeling everytime you start a new game

[lofty yoke]

pln are good for soviet

[warped flint]

Whenever hoi4s finished installing i will play with no dlcs

[iron iron]

I can cap every country in the game other then ussr

As Germany and France

in one play through

and I have

[prime totem]

brother capping ussr aint that hard

[iron iron]

I genuinely don’t know why I can’t

My brain just doesn’t work for ussr

[prime totem]

hmm

[lofty yoke]

sem with uk

[iron iron]

I can cap uk and America and legit the whole world

But the ussr

[exotic bridge]

all you have to do is bait their divs out get a massive encirclement and you win

[iron iron]

Yeah well I can’t

[prime totem]

i struggle to cap the uk but easily cap the ussr

so idk why you cant do it

[iron iron]

I can cap the uk with 29 divisions

20*

And 1 invasion

[exotic bridge]

how fast are your divisions usually

[iron iron]

Idfk

[prime totem]

i mean i managed to cap uk 2 times....or 3

[iron iron]

Like 10 for me

[exotic bridge]

that might be your issue

[prime totem]

10km?

[iron iron]

No

Capping uk 10 times

[lofty yoke]

Me to

[iron iron]

3 as France rest as Germany in Ironman

[warped flint]

if i get back into hoi4 i should be able to get 3k hours pretty fast

[prime totem]

yeah uk is hard to cap cause of the naval dominance they got

[iron iron]

Like on this save as France I’ve capped Germany and Italy

Yes I know my photos are ass

I can’t use discord on my pc

[prime totem]

BIG POLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[iron iron]

allies and me are carrying

Poland

[lofty yoke]

lol

[prime totem]

tho you need border cleaning fr fr

[iron iron]

Poland having Stalingrad lenningrsd and Moscow looks so weird

[warped flint]

Airlion

[iron iron]

How do I make provisions governments

Tho

[prime totem]

i dont bother with it

[prime totem]

wdym

[sudden thistle]

90% compliance

Then u get event

Do event

[prime totem]

woops forgot about that

[sudden thistle]

But it’s better to keep compliance

[upbeat wigeon]

Not too bad. Is it viable to ignore africa after capping Ethiopia and just leaving a bunch of puppets there which you don’t call into the war?

[iron iron]

How do I add compliance to land I own

Like if I wanna make Belgium

[sudden thistle]

Wait

[iron iron]

A provision

How to add compliance to it

[jaunty delta]

Yea but just take the northern africa if you can. that will lower the allied power capacity to do most stuff in the Mediterranean

[iron iron]

Cuz it auto happened for Netherlands

[jaunty delta]

especially if you take gibraltar from them

[sudden thistle]

U can’t “add it”

[iron iron]

How do I get compliance then

[sudden thistle]

Go to flag

[iron iron]

Yuh

[sudden thistle]

Click occupied territories

[iron iron]

Yuh

[sudden thistle]

Then below the flag it says a bunch of laws

[iron iron]

Yes

[sudden thistle]

For compliance growth

Choose whichever

Since Idfk which one is best

[iron iron]

Ok

[prime totem]

guys here goes nothin imma play hoi4 with 15 dif mods on

[upbeat wigeon]

Yeah that’s what I meant by the Africa campaign. Is it viable (not optimal of course) to ignore allat by leaving neutral puppets? Fighting the allied navy at full strength is a… decision, but that’s all I really want to do. Probably will take Gibraltar tho.

[lofty yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bomb-explosion-boom-gif-18347534567261621962

[lofty yoke]

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[prime totem]

hold on imma show you

[lofty yoke]

Ok,lol

[iron iron]

thank you

[prime totem]

...

i know i might have gone a bit insane

[iron creek]

Soviet Union in 1936-1938:

[prime totem]

did you see it?

[lofty yoke]

OH shit

https://tenor.com/view/computer-retribution-smash-mad-angry-gif-6040732

[exotic bridge]

entire time was just genociding themselves

[prime totem]

yeah...

[exotic bridge]

do these make the game harder

[prime totem]

harder and easier

[exotic bridge]

sounds fun I'll try it

I need a mod that gives deeper politics for the game

[prime totem]

yeah i got it turned off cause...jesus,is hard

[lofty yoke]

I make one mood and i name it (love) , 😏

[grave sonnet]

Stalin smells the reactionaries and traitors

[lofty yoke]

The sovt are dm Because they kill each other . spy on you boom

[lofty yoke]

reactionaries , Huh

[exotic bridge]

yeah that doesn't bother me I quite enjoy politics

[prime totem]

alr you can try it

my game with those mods