hoi4-general

[wicked glacier]

i hate annexing brazil bro its an nightmare for me

[honest night]

Can’t call it a world conquest unless you have every nation get back to work little blud

You have to get Yemen buddy

[untold current]

https://tenor.com/view/nekonoi-katsu-nekonoi-gun-pop-team-epic-gif-17543027

[celest zenith]

did you form eu then switch to fascism?

[wicked glacier]

it wasent an conquest bro and i dont need its so easy it will be just boring

[wicked glacier]

no

[celest zenith]

L faps

[honest night]

That’s what they all say

[wicked glacier]

its 1939💀

[untold current]

whA

[wicked glacier]

bruh

[kind vale]

I still see free nations

[wicked glacier]

😭

bro its so boring to get them

[kind vale]

Just do it

Dont let a crackhead out do you

[wicked glacier]

💀

[wicked glacier]

alr man i will just do a full conquest then

[kind vale]

G

Good

[fair horizon]

Chat should i play another game of australia now or wait for the dlc?

[junior imp]

Guys whichs the best finland path?

[deft mulch]

why can’t we get the warlord generals as the roc anymore

what is this

sorcery

[fair horizon]

Commie

[junior imp]

What about Finnish neutrality/democracy or non aligned

[honest night]

Democratic is pretty fun

[prisma saddle]

is this good?

[fair compass]

Me watching the declaration of war from germany go on my screen (i only focused on industry..)

[junior imp]

which country

[fair horizon]

Looks good enough to me, is go level 2 armor though

[fair compass]

Denmark.

any rlly

[junior imp]

Oh

you are

cooked

[prisma saddle]

alright

[fair compass]

rn im playing belgium and going facist so i wont get the 2nd schlieffenplan

[fair horizon]

Also up to you but personally id take off the depth charges as its extra ic you could just dump on a destroyer instead

[junior imp]

I cant wait till the soviets take my innocence as Finland

[honest night]

Historical moment

[fair horizon]

Dont forget your mio too

[junior imp]

ah I love being in 5k Gun defficit

at the start of the game

and support equipment too

🙂

[fair horizon]

thats it?

[junior imp]

yes but I have like 2 mils

thats the problem

[tough shore]

Brazilian chat?

[junior imp]

or otherwise I had way larger deficits

[fair horizon]

which country?

[junior imp]

Finland

[rain loom]

i have just learnt of desperate defense sub doctrine

i am so happy

[fair horizon]

base strike >

[junior imp]

You need therapy bro if you are a major

[rain loom]

im not

[junior imp]

what are you

[rain loom]

poland

[fair horizon]

show navy kuku

[rain loom]

i need this]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

scary

[fair horizon]

show us now

[junior imp]

you dont

[rain loom]

no

[junior imp]

if you went

Monarchist

[rain loom]

i want the manpower

[fair horizon]

i bet you dont even have surface ships smh

[rain loom]

i dont

i will steal the soviet navy

[fair horizon]

soviet "navy"

[junior imp]

goodluck capping them

and yeah

Soviet navy is

dog shit

[rain loom]

better than mine tho

[fair horizon]

lucky hoi4 doesnt discriminate between battleships

[rain loom]

couldnt be asked to build one

[junior imp]

Battleship racism

[fair horizon]

the ol gangut battleships managing to catch fire IN PORT

iirc on two seperate occasions

[junior imp]

the crew managing them must be very elite

[rain loom]

oh yes i should use a collab government

[young summit]

Italy invanding Epstein island

[rain loom]

ah nvm cant be asked

[vapid jackal]

is anyone any good at mods

[junior imp]

Crazy

The Mussolini files

[vapid jackal]

holy tuff

[celest zenith]

Discuss

[marble patio]

guys im scared

im playing benelux again and its july 1944 but d-day hasnt happened yet

if they dont get to the netherlands and liberate it idk how im gonna do anything

did i mess up the timeline somehow

[junior imp]

Are you at war with germans

[marble patio]

yeah

i went for the indes strat

i just rushed benelux and absorbing the DEI

[junior imp]

Wait till they start ramming you

[marble patio]

then i packed everything south and rebuilt the economy

[junior imp]

Or move most of their men

[marble patio]

bro they aint touching me im in indonesia

[junior imp]

Oh

[marble patio]

only decent sized threat rn is japan but i kicked their asses last time so

[junior imp]

Than just do it yourself

[marble patio]

hell nah bro

i lost 31 divisions trying to help england conquer siam

[junior imp]

Than wait till the AI does it and fails

[marble patio]

my army STILL hasnt recovered

[marble patio]

but they did it last time and it worked

why isnt it now

[junior imp]

Wait till it recovers

Idk dont ask me bro the AI is pretty random

[marble patio]

am i cooked or will normandy happen eventually

i dont wanna have to stay in the indes for another 5 years bro

[fair horizon]

just take germany they cant stand against you

[marble patio]

bro they're winning against america i dont have a single hope

[fair horizon]

probably not normandy but they'll invade through italy

[junior imp]

how are they winning

what do you mean in "winning"

[mortal siren]

hi guys want to play multi

[marble patio]

its july 1944

[fair horizon]

because the ai doesnt have a clue how to do naval invasions

[junior imp]

Facts

[marble patio]

they tried to do d-day and failed

[junior imp]

Then in the next gazillion years

there will be another one

[marble patio]

i'm so cooked bro 😭

this is the duality of playing netherlands

[fair horizon]

dw italy will lose

[marble patio]

you get to enjoy prosperity but you dont ever get to go home

[junior imp]

Actually yeah

[marble patio]

im not worried about italy bro i want the mainland back

[junior imp]

just naval invade rome or vichy

and from there go to netherlands

[marble patio]

maybe

rome already fell tho

[junior imp]

Vichy can't really defend

[junior imp]

Attack vichy through italy

[fair horizon]

the allies will never win dday and you'll see italy fall and they'll go around switzerland into france

[marble patio]

oh shit you guys were right

uk and america beat me to it

[marble patio]

they have before

i've seen them do it

[junior imp]

They will most likely send all of their men to some random island with nothing to do with the war

[marble patio]

they come in through normandy and then go to free the netherlands while free france pushes them out of the rest of france

[junior imp]

Good luck seeing that again

[marble patio]

yeah idek how it happened

1 in a million chance

[junior imp]

Thats like the dream of every HOI4 player playing a minor while fighthing Germany in HOI4

[marble patio]

and it had to be on my bugged benelux save 😭

[junior imp]

Thats why you should play poland

way superior

[marble patio]

honestly i love playing benelux

its lowkey easy you can get insane economy from just sitting on your ass

you dont even have to fight germany you can just pull all your divisions into africa and immediately cappitulate

[junior imp]

I love playing Unhistorical Poland

Its just chaos but fun

[junior imp]

just build forts bro

I swear

[marble patio]

SOVIET UNION CAPITULATED

I'M SO COOKED

[junior imp]

you are capitulating for no reason

just build forts

[marble patio]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

😭

[junior imp]

Its joever start a new game

[marble patio]

no step back more like 15 million steps back

[marble patio]

am i actually done for

can the ai even combat this

[junior imp]

Don't think so they will most likely do some random shit

[rain loom]

did the usa kill japan really fast?

[marble patio]

i am never going home bro 😭

[rain loom]

thats the only time ive seen it happen

[marble patio]

japan is still there

[rain loom]

ok so supercharged germany then ig

[junior imp]

Just start a new game bro its over

and this time fortify

and don't abandon

[marble patio]

i am living in the wolfenstein timeline bro 😭

[marble patio]

benelux will be the last ally standing

[junior imp]

TNO in vanilla

[marble patio]

what am i even looking at

how did it get this bad

i had zero war involvement besides a 2 minute fight against germany trying to hold them off and trying to help uk capture siam

[junior imp]

You didn't defend benelux

[marble patio]

japan never even came for me bro how did this happen

[marble patio]

i didnt last time either

but i made it back alive

[junior imp]

You HAVE to

https://tenor.com/view/canon-event-lochan-bwefi-lochan-bwefi-spiderman-gif-1748690152864391590

[junior imp]

you got lucky the AI naval invaded

[marble patio]

i just gotta pray the u.s can make it through italy or everything is over

germany wont touch me but if u.k capitulates siam and japan will

[junior imp]

They wont

[marble patio]

trust the process

[junior imp]

they will prob leave the land unattended for

[marble patio]

they have sicicly they can take rome

[junior imp]

some reason

and they lose it

[junior imp]

Sicily to rome from AI?

[fair horizon]

ai when their allies need help: 💤

[junior imp]

Don't get your hopes high

[fair horizon]

they usually do

[junior imp]

AI Allies When you are their enemy:

Naval Invasion

30 million

and another billion

on the way

[junior imp]

I had the AI invade rome take it 3 times and then just leave it

[marble patio]

bro when i was fighting siam

i got cornered with every division i had

like 29 divisions

and i was winning i was pushing back into my land

but the uk just stood there and stared at me from the frontlines

i was fighting an entire country alone

and i lost ALL OF THEM

EVERY DIVISION BRO

[wicked glacier]

@honest night @kind vale happy now? i just wasted my time on this shit

[marble patio]

mein gott...

[fair horizon]

now make it british

[marble patio]

he's actually done it

[wicked glacier]

nah

[marble patio]

realistic timeline

[honest night]

Don’t have 100% stab

Get your stab up

[junior imp]

now release them all

[kind vale]

Build everything

[wicked glacier]

i did 2 full conquest today enough

😭 😭 😭

[kind vale]

Make it to where you cant build anything anymore

[marble patio]

WAIT

THEY'RE DOING IT

[fair horizon]

they're not winning a port tile 🥀

[junior imp]

They don't have a port tile

[fair horizon]

ai once again suiciding troops

[junior imp]

they will get erased

[marble patio]

BRO ITS AT 82

THEY'RE WINNING

[wicked glacier]

i am done playing for today i am not wasting another hour on this piontless building or something bey now

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-za-hando-za-hando-jojo-gif-18131699

[fair horizon]

land troops in france

[marble patio]

OH MY GOD IT STARTED

[fair horizon]

immediately encircled

[junior imp]

The allied divisions in a non fort tile

[junior imp]

They are gonna die

[marble patio]

they lasted like 4 hours

😭

i'm so cooked

i aint never going home

[fair horizon]

twice as long as the british would have lasted 🇺🇸

cott wheres your navy?

[wicked glacier]

is there a way to release them all at once or do i have to release them one by one?

[marble patio]

just kill me now bro

also i sort of uhh gave it to the british

all i have is convoys

they're winning against siam sort of at least

also how do you research special projects

if i can make nukes it might save me

[fair horizon]

nukes are useless

[wicked glacier]

done got the whole world as a puppet

[fair horizon]

but you have to make the research facilities

[marble patio]

i made one

[marble patio]

bro anything i do would be useless right now

germany controls all of mainland europe

uk and us are fighting in italy and siam instead of germany

japan is breathing down my neck

[fair horizon]

make a navy with the indonesians and take back europe

[marble patio]

bro the allies are trying to get to germany through the black sea

im actually so cooked

if they do joint storm thats like the only way this could end well

but ai is too stupid

this sliver of land in greece is litteraly my only hope

if the allies cant push past this its over

[slim nexus]

Albania solos 🗿

[junior imp]

Guys which grandbattleplan for defense

[snow rain]

with what type of units ?

[marble patio]

they're sort of doing it

[marble patio]

great war infantry trust

[junior imp]

I'd like to say 9 Inf 18 width but I do NOT have the menpower for that

I can at max 6 inf

I'm doing Finland neutral path

[snow rain]

I find SFP to be extremely powerful in defense against AI because of the stupid high recovery rate

you can then pair this with large units tactics, super heavy howitzer doc, whatever for tanks if inf only and grand assault for the breakthrough

[snow rain]

just don't hold the useless land in the north

[junior imp]

Useless?

[worthy rover]

Why u lying dude

[wicked glacier]

?

[snow rain]

hold this, with more units in the south and south east and 2 units per tile in the north (enemy won't have supplies)

[worthy rover]

Some guy only told you to conqer the world as luxembourg like 1 hour ago ik you havent done allat already

[wicked glacier]

ah i did?

why do you think its a lie?

[marble patio]

YES

THEY DID IT

[snow rain]

you can always send the file to prove it if he doesn't believe you ig

[marble patio]

HOLY SHIT

THEY'RE DOING IT

[junior imp]

This good enough?

[wicked glacier]

i have the file in the game but where can i find it in my pc?

[marble patio]

CRAZY

[slim nexus]

Finland 🗿

[marble patio]

THEY MADE IT TO THE NETHERLANDS BRO

THEY DID JOINT STORM AND IT WORKED

[snow rain]

use the terrain boy

and keep close to you supply lines

[snow rain]

also build armored trains

or you won't have any trains during the war, and it's better to invest 2 mils in armored trains than to have to build lvl 2 AA on all states to prevent logibomb

[junior imp]

this?

Btw what do I do about south do I just defend it or do I also fall back

[marble patio]

DAMN IT BRO THEY LOST IT AGAIN

[slim nexus]

Can u do al andalus wc next

[marble patio]

man i cant even cope anymore its over

germany is too strong

[snow rain]

there should be a 3-tiles line in the south east and 2 tiles with one behind a river in the south

[marble patio]

im living in the wolfenstein timeline

[snow rain]

don't forget port garrisons

[wicked glacier]

just bc your bad and cant do it in one hour dosent mean other cant do it too so next time think about it twice

[junior imp]

Right

If I even have the man for that ngl

[snow rain]

once again TERRAIN

you can't defend plains

[snow rain]

that's not a suggestion

soviets will naval invade

[junior imp]

Ik

[snow rain]

except if germany's at war with them, and even then they will probably try

[junior imp]

I have 0 Mp though

well not 0

2.3

[snow rain]

have you taken all wekkly manpower gain in advisors ?
have you taken the doctrine that grants 5% manpower

[random vortex]

man oh man do i love ai

getting invaded but nah it needs the entire army on the border of austria

[junior imp]

Desperate Measures?

[snow rain]

also change all your units in 2 templates : infanttry to hold and once you can afford it, 24-35 width mountaineers

[slim nexus]

Who let france 🤦

[junior imp]

Btw Grand battleplan or SFP?

[snow rain]

something like that

[snow rain]

I'd say SFP because of the recovery rate you'll get (you'll get mass assaulted by soviets and will get bombed) but GBP is good too

don't forget support AA in all divs, if not you'll die. simple as

Gotta go for now, will be back in a while

[worthy rover]

Its basically impossible to conquer the world as luxembourg in one hour dude

Your also not doing ironman or a hard difficulty

[slim nexus]

No it not 🤦

[junior imp]

Anything I change about my template its 12 Width

[slim nexus]

Abu proved u wrong 🗿

[junior imp]

Its not

For people who don't even know what outside or sky means

or colours that arent in hoi4

[worthy rover]

If I put the game on 5 speed it would only maybe nearly be 1944 within an hour

[random vortex]

how germany is winning this idk but lord its like the 5th time ive seen it do this

[marble patio]

bro you think you have it bad?

all of west europe

all of east europe

all of russia bro

[junior imp]

half of north

[marble patio]

i am litteraly living in wolfenstein

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/zuko-avatar-the-last-airbender-that's-rough-buddy-funny-reaction-gif-2143103825121898798

[marble patio]

there is nothing i can do but survive until 1948

[junior imp]

Take the achievement and leave

[wicked glacier]

this what it locked like in 1939 i just took much bc of the other countrys this wasent even an hour

[slim nexus]

Invincible norway 🗿

[marble patio]

yeah i have no idea how norway is still alive

[random vortex]

Oh god oh god glad im on their team

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-senator-armstrong-punching-indomitable-gif-14166479420035208375

[marble patio]

or wait thats not norway

[junior imp]

Norway

[worthy rover]

Why u cutting out the top

[marble patio]

thats finland

oh wait yeah

how

how are the

bro

did germany just give up???

[wicked glacier]

i never said it iron man or hard and why do you even care what would happen if i lied nothing literally nothing

[junior imp]

Use norway as a base of invasion

[marble patio]

they conquered half of norway and were like "Eh, we'll get to this later"

[marble patio]

bro i gotta leave the allies and form the eu

[junior imp]

He got jealous 🥀

[marble patio]

thats the only way this ends well

[wicked glacier]

... i do that in ever pic just wait i will get a new one i still have the file

[junior imp]

You are NOT forming EU

[wicked glacier]

🥲

[marble patio]

germany will join guys trust

[junior imp]

Trust

[worthy rover]

Quickest world conquest Ive ever seen took 1hr7 minutes

[marble patio]

damn the blitzkrieg is catching up to norway

dent in the armour

[worthy rover]

Full luxembourg world conquest in less than an hour is judt ridiculous

[junior imp]

For you it may be

[marble patio]

america is using light tanks bro

its 1945 😭

[junior imp]

everything is impossible untill it happens

[marble patio]

here i sit

[junior imp]

Happens

[marble patio]

broken hearted

tried to retake mainland

but only watched allies fail

then one day i took a chance

went to land in norway

they're getting invaded

💔

[marble patio]

bro wants his disk information

[wicked glacier]

i did it just for fun and it was so obvious that it was just for fun

[worthy rover]

Thats like some professional shit

[wicked glacier]

:-:

[worthy rover]

How good is your pc

[junior imp]

I don't want this guy at his full potential

[wicked glacier]

why do you need to know that??

[wicked glacier]

💀

[worthy rover]

Because thats some crazy speed up

[wicked glacier]

here if this is what you want

[worthy rover]

I was joking but ok

[hybrid galleon]

bruh

[junior imp]

He is mogging you

[slim nexus]

Ottoman is soloing usa 🗿

[wicked glacier]

🫡

[junior imp]

which of the 3 is the better one for defensive gng?

[wet torrent]

amen

[slim nexus]

Finland made persia his dog 🗿

[wet torrent]

[steel summit]

i just finished germany as belgium

i got italy n austria as puppets

[junior imp]

Gng defensive postures or Great war infantry defense as finland

[steel summit]

im tired boss

over 12 million german deaths

i had almost a 40% participation

just 650k deaths

[chilly trout]

How do you have the wife of chiang kai shek as your leader in ncns?

[wicked glacier]

why not annex it?

[steel summit]

not enough manpower to garrison all of that land

[green lodge]

I have 80 divisions but I'm losing against poland 🥀

As afghanistan 🥀

[wicked glacier]

wasent germany supposd to have millones of manpower?

[steel summit]

im not germany

im belgium

burungy

[wicked glacier]

ohhhhhhh

[green lodge]

Bro has 300 divs 🥀

[steel summit]

as germany u should have way more than 80 divs by the time u go for danzing

[shell dagger]

Is it possible to make suggestions anywhere?

[steel summit]

yus

[green lodge]

How'd you increase the maz to 72 btw ?
Uh i was afghanistan in 1938

[umbral smelt]

if i play germany and annex every country in europe that is not in the allies or guaranteed bu anybody, will the allies declare war on me? (im generating 80% world tension soon to be 100)

[steel summit]

why were u in afg ?

[shell dagger]

in here is fine?

[steel summit]

yus

[shell dagger]

oh ok

[steel summit]

yes definetly

[green lodge]

I was afghanistan
Fought the Soviet union for two years during their civil war
50% war participation

[steel summit]

plus as germany the eocn of conquest will massively hinder u

[umbral smelt]

wait fr

[steel summit]

dnt go to war

[shell dagger]

Why are there not hedgehogs as a building?

-100% attack for tanks

[steel summit]

dont go to war early as germany

unless u go econ growth

then u can take the dutch n get the dei

and never have to worry abt resources all game

[umbral smelt]

im here in 1938, should i stop

[green lodge]

Poland's screwing me 🥀
Might have to build supply

[steel summit]

how didnt they declare early on u?

wtf

[green lodge]

Take Czechoslavakia
Poland 1939

[umbral smelt]

i want to avoid ww2

[steel summit]

u shouldnt have to build supply hubs in mainland europe

[green lodge]

Soviet Europe though 🥀

[steel summit]

maybe a couple in southenr france if u r going against them

[slim nexus]

Take germany italy czechia poland tomania russia feance lucembkurgnetherlands england lithuania latvia sweden

[steel summit]

u said u were struggling with poland

the allies will guarantee nations once wt is above 25

im pretty sure u either tagged other nations or did use commands

[green lodge]

I'm attacking from the soviet union side into Poland

[steel summit]

how

r u doing that

as germany

wtf

[green lodge]

I'm Afghanistan 😭

[steel summit]

and again u shouldnt have supply issues

[green lodge]

I didn't say Germany 🥀

[steel summit]

i thought u were germany

[green lodge]

Bruh

[steel summit]

as afgh u shouldnt have gone to poland in hte first place

focus on the asian front

[green lodge]

After Ukraine, they seemed tasty

🥀

Guess I'll pump out unfsntry

[umbral smelt]

i was wondering that aswell, im now rushing soviet alliance

[chilly trout]

How do you have the wife of chiang kai shek as your leader in ncns?

Well i think its his wife

[junior imp]

No idea

[reef lotus]

just surrender gng

[junior imp]

Have I finally achieved Menpower

[junior imp]

They are inside the walls of Madrid

[reef lotus]

fr

[rain loom]

an encirclement of the ages

and hungary declagerd on me 2 seconds after

man i can never get a break

[reef lotus]

didnt cap the anarchists before doing the focus that removed it

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[junior imp]

crazy

[rain loom]

the axis then proceeded to backstab me half a second after

[reef lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[junior imp]

Lol

[rain loom]

im prob gonna france

maybe communist

maybe not

[junior imp]

The date of War is coming close

Ignore the portraits

you don't see them

[rain loom]

never mind

im playing finland

i have gained new knoledge of warfare

[junior imp]

Do fall back lines not

frontlines

[rain loom]

(5% recruitable pop instantly)

no im not playing finland

[old lake]

who's that woman

[rain loom]

cant be asked

[junior imp]

No idea

[rain loom]

im franceing

with a tad pinch of socialism

[junior imp]

I'm listening to peak song

[rain loom]

elabroate

[junior imp]

Sakkijarven Polkka

[old lake]

wormchen you were only ever good at one thing

tell me how effective would you be in the spring?

[reef lotus]

noooo, my pc

my poor, poor pc

[rain loom]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[junior imp]

What happened

[old lake]

bosnians must hate that song

[reef lotus]

uk decolonises

[junior imp]

Oh

💔

🥀

[old lake]

will me upgrading my PC make hoi4 run better?

[junior imp]

probably

[rain loom]

no

[junior imp]

no

[rain loom]

it makes it much worse

[reef lotus]

cpu depends but probably not, ram yea but...

[old lake]

elaborate

[rain loom]

my laptop from north korea with -2 megabytes of ram runs hoi4 at 1000000000 frames

[junior imp]

My laptop is spending an entire nuclear reactor

[old lake]

getting a much better GPU

ram is the same I think

[reef lotus]

they clausewitz engine is designed for dual and single core cpus as it is old

[old lake]

minecraft java edition ahh

[reef lotus]

i dont even have a gpu

[old lake]

what do you MEAN

thats like not having a liver

you will die

[reef lotus]

integrated graphics

[old lake]

oh ok

same

[junior imp]

I have a GTX 1650 TI that is cosplaying as a ghost rider and a I5 10200H

[reef lotus]

i have a gpu but i would need a new cpu, motherboard and psu

i think the sapphire rx 5000 with 8gb vram but i cant use it

also 3d units

[junior imp]

BICYCLESSSSSSS

[reef lotus]

to know where the enemy moves

[old lake]

I have this

but I need rivers and mountains on too

because I love making borders at rivers, it looks so nice

FPS isnt an issue

just how fast the game runs

like the time slows down after 1941

and is unplayable around 1943

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-pirate-gif-give-this-man-a-give-this-man-a-true-give-this-matey-a-aye-gif-7627211564739902400

[old lake]

I hate how USA made all the borders squares

what panzies

[reef lotus]

who should i pick? (im definetly pickung xavier for france)

[junior imp]

Yeah

[junior imp]

No idea

never played spain

[old lake]

https://tenor.com/gMjkyF9mtzL.gif

[junior imp]

its a (s)pain

[old lake]

booooo

[reef lotus]

why should you pick the habsburg candidate?

[junior imp]

With brothers in arms and hand in hand,
Against tyranny we shall hold and stand!
With only a handful of tanks at hand(I got zero),
Send them right out of Finland!

[old lake]

sigma jawline

[junior imp]

They are boutta come

[reef lotus]

alfonso is the worst but hat aside

[junior imp]

What could come from Finland?

[reef lotus]

do you get some secret focuses?

would be fun for RP

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

h o w

[old lake]

https://tenor.com/hEiFKAOU2rd.gif

[old lake]

is that Wilhelm da foe

[junior imp]

no idea but its definetly PERFECT

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-perfect-cell-gif-6259732599094751340

[old lake]

agreed

https://tenor.com/hCzNWULWLrQ.gif

[junior imp]

In November 1939, the Kremlin was lit every night
Stalin's got endless fears in mind,
Oh what could come from Finland?

He stuffed his men in brown chic coats and sent them to the land up north
with hopes and dreams they'll come back home
Oh how they were mistaken!

[old lake]

November 1939

so they went to war in the winter?

[junior imp]

Yeah

[old lake]

https://tenor.com/t26LFh6Rwm8.gif

[junior imp]

And I'm at war rn

[junior imp]

Winter War

10k Soviets dead so far

Only 2K finns dead

8K to 26K

[quasi shoal]

that is NOT stalin 😭

[stoic pendant]

why does this look like luxembourg

[copper sluice]

how do u win japan civil war

[stoic pendant]

you sure? this is a real photo of him

[chilly trout]

how do u get her as the leader of nationalist china

[stoic pendant]

ask her really nicely to be the leader of nationalist china

[chilly trout]

thx i will try that

she said no and caused a civil war that will kill over 80 million civilian...

[stoic pendant]

just improve realtions next tme

[chilly trout]

she said yes

thx

[junior imp]

Fr

[copper sluice]

what do I dow ith the 20 divs entrenched in osaka

[junior imp]

Good ratio gng?

[rain loom]

not bad ig

[violet veldt]

yeah

are you

wait

confused

[junior imp]

I'm finland

[rain loom]

epic

[violet veldt]

why doesn't soviets just take more of their army and storm finland

i mean

[junior imp]

Its AI

they are dumb

I also shot down like

[violet veldt]

yeah they obv don't have the logistics to put the whole army on finland

[junior imp]

300-400

[violet veldt]

why did finland even win the winter war at all

[junior imp]

Planes

[junior imp]

goated

[violet veldt]

was germany invading at the time?

[junior imp]

no

[violet veldt]

ohh yeah cause of german aid

[junior imp]

I'm just fortifiying the shit out of the frontline

You mean

IRL?

[violet veldt]

or wtv

[junior imp]

They didn't

[violet veldt]

yeah

they did? 😭

[junior imp]

They "lost"

The Soviets got slimed

[violet veldt]

You really think the germans wouldn't aid finland?

why wouldn't they

[junior imp]

They did

aid the fins

so did the allies

No naval invasions so far

[violet veldt]

yeah they supported nazi germany

[junior imp]

I captured a DB3 randomly lmao

thank you soviets ❤️😄

[violet veldt]

Axis member in all but name

[junior imp]

no

they only wanted to kill the soviets

thats why they mainly aligned with germany

as they were also not fond of the soviets

[violet veldt]

still worked with hitler

you can't shake hands with hitler and act like it's okay because mr evil communist is at your door

ask the allies for help smh my head

why would you choose hitler?

You want someone to defend you from soviet aggression i get that

but why mr mustache man?

Why not churchill?

[junior imp]

you can

[violet veldt]

France?

[junior imp]

they did not

help

barely

the axis was more willing to help

[violet veldt]

so hitler was their greatest ally?

[junior imp]

they only sent equipment

[junior imp]

what??

[violet veldt]

yeah finland worked with nazis

[junior imp]

Pardon who is me

[violet veldt]

bad wording

[junior imp]

I was NOT allying with hitler bro 🥀

[violet veldt]

Was allies really that useless of an ally 😭

[junior imp]

what happened in 1944 and 1939 in poland

[violet veldt]

....

Fair

[junior imp]

the French could have easly

pushed rheinland

[violet veldt]

With british support

[junior imp]

in 1939

no

german generals themselves said

that france and britain keeping their words and joining the war

was unexpected

so they had a lot less men on

rheinland

[violet veldt]

yeah true but like

this is post ww1

not saying it justifies it

just saying why they couldn't

[junior imp]

By that you mean

[violet veldt]

I agree that they should've pushed rhineland

but they wouldn't

[gusty oracle]

what are yall arguing about

[violet veldt]

because they were shellshocked from ww1

[junior imp]

???

[violet veldt]

they did not want a war or world war

[junior imp]

Yeah when you have to fight you do though

not an option

By this logic

[violet veldt]

i agree that if britian and france pushed rhineland it would've been wraps even post austria

[junior imp]

the finnish also had just left from a civil war

yet still slimed

the soviets

[violet veldt]

I'm not saying it's a justification 😭

[junior imp]

Ik Ik

[violet veldt]

with aid from the axis

[junior imp]

the allies are made of the whole word

germany did not give them like

gazillion men

and guns

[violet veldt]

and france, along with the ussr, had a very instable political climate at the time

i think

ussr definitely

france?

[junior imp]

They had lend leases from USA

[violet veldt]

Very uneducated on it

[junior imp]

France did

have fascist problems

[violet veldt]

I'm sure france cared more about the communists than the fascists

[finite edge]

Sup

[violet veldt]

you know france and their colonialism

[junior imp]

yeah

but still

[woeful widget]

yo

[junior imp]

Wsg

[inland violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996070811490328690/1038479255002169364/ezgif-3-8a05f0a84c.gif

[gusty oracle]

are we talking about finland

[junior imp]

I guess?

The other guy says that

[violet veldt]

is that kanye in an ss uniform

[junior imp]

Finland was wrong for shaking hands with hitler because their country was at the edge of death

[violet veldt]

You don't shake hands with hitler 😭

[junior imp]

Its a muslim dude

[gusty oracle]

wtf is this gif

[violet veldt]

that's an ss uniform

[junior imp]

When you have to save thousands of people

[violet veldt]

the lightning bolts

[junior imp]

Muslim SS

Turkic SS division

[violet veldt]

you don't shake hands with the one who wants to kill millions

especially when they wanna kill millions of minorities

[junior imp]

Mind you that the genocides were not publicly known

not to the

finns or foreigners

I think?

[violet veldt]

didnt trotskyy write about hitler or wtv

like national socialism

[junior imp]

not sure

[violet veldt]

he even came up with "Hitler particles"

like

there's a famous quote from trotskyy

[rain loom]

this sums up air in hoi4

[junior imp]

AA gameplay

[violet veldt]

"Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could become hitler, but a particle of hitler is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois"

[junior imp]

The hell does that mean

[quasi shoal]

nah that makes sense

[woeful widget]

yall arguing about something that doesnt even matter anymore lol

[violet veldt]

arguing about the winter war

it matters

[junior imp]

no like I don't even know about what that means

[violet veldt]

idk about it mattering a lot but it matters

okay

uhh

[junior imp]

It does not

[violet veldt]

idk if i can explain marxism in a hoi4 discord server

[junior imp]

but we argue cause we can

[violet veldt]

i say it does

i say the winter war matters

[junior imp]

The arguement does NOT matter the winter war does

[violet veldt]

yeah

this argument doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things anywhos you're right brochacho

[violet veldt]

(I'm not a marxist for the record, but i have no issue with marxists)

[woeful widget]

facism for the win

[violet veldt]

you can't even spell it right you fash

[frank scaffold]

vannak itt magyarok?

[ripe slate]

@frank scaffoldThis server is English-only

[woeful widget]

Eh, close enough

[junior imp]

I shot down 500 planes

Killed 236K soviets

lost 66K finns so far

Only 1 tile is pain to hold

[woeful widget]

me trying to go to war with peru, 4 million casualties and no land taken on either side

[violet veldt]

yeah ngl i do get why the server is english only and whatnot but like
I cannot imagine being the one to enforce that rule 😭

[ripe slate]

I mean, its one of the most logical rules

[violet veldt]

like yeah it's easier to moderate that and i don't want to pull out google translate every 5 minutes cause i'm a yank and all but idkkkkkk i don't like the rule

i get why the rule is there but i don't like it very much

[junior imp]

I patiently wait for 1941

[violet veldt]

I see it's purpose i just don't like it

I'm not advocating to get rid of it or anything i just don't like it

[junior imp]

no one likes it I'm pretty sure

we could at least have language channels

[violet veldt]

yeah

but then if you wanted to mod the server you'd have to get a moderator that fluently speaks that language, and not only that but a trustworthy one

[ripe slate]

Its not even just the moderation, its also annoying for everyone in chat that cant read the language

[violet veldt]

yeah true

i can only speak english cause i'm a dumb yank

[ripe slate]

Its annoying enough when someone randomly starts talking about another topic than chat (Ive been guilty of that sometimes ig I should add)

Now imagine that discussion is unreadable too

[violet veldt]

I have audhd ❤️

lowkey like

do not expect me to stay on topic

/j

i will try my best fr 😭

[ripe slate]

🇬🇧🇳🇱🇩🇪
And a little
🇷🇺🇫🇷

[rain loom]

i have once again been cooked by my incompetence

[violet veldt]

have you ever been to these countries 😭

[rain loom]

any countries people can recommend?

[ripe slate]

All except Russia, I was going to, but then they went villain arc once again

[violet veldt]

yeah there's a lot of russian nationalists i hear

like

[junior imp]

come to turkey

its the best cat country

[rain loom]

in hoi4

irl maybe

[junior imp]

oh

hmm

Finland

[gusty oracle]

what if I was from pakistan

would you still want me to visit

[rain loom]

ok im up for it

[junior imp]

As long as you are clean

and not dumb

[rain loom]

i will try not to get run over

[junior imp]

and wont make

a gazillion children

sure

[gusty oracle]

ok im not from pakistan

[junior imp]

Are they goated

(I have 0 convoys)

[vapid shell]

im bored, can some1 tell me a good hoi4 mod to try pls

[junior imp]

TNO is certainly interesting

[vapid shell]

ok

ill try later

ty

[junior imp]

np

[chilly trout]

why installing mod for girl while u can have them vanilla

i love the first lady of the republic

but you have to figth in china💔 *

[junior imp]

First failed naval invasion

[whole canopy]

Ïf Ï was a rich Jew

Nananana

[whole canopy]

What mod do you have on 😭

I need this mod

[whole canopy]

Provide the details

[rain loom]

which path?

[junior imp]

Neutral or Fascist

[rain loom]

ok thx

[junior imp]

which one?

Anime?

[whole canopy]

Yes

I require Ït

[junior imp]

I see from your pfp you are a man of culture

[whole canopy]

Lmao

[junior imp]

Re Zero goated

Its Anime history

[whole canopy]

Can’t wait for s4

[junior imp]

there is a mod where echidna leads

Iberia

in TNO

lmao

[whole canopy]

😭

[whole canopy]

What’s the mod gng

Anime

[junior imp]

Anime History

[whole canopy]

Alr

Ima be honest

I suck at hoi4

😭

[junior imp]

Dw

Ask the people here they will help

[whole canopy]

I have like 20 hours on the game

[junior imp]

don't snitch I learned about supply in my 300th hour

[whole canopy]

And I’m struggling to invade Yugoslavia of all things

[junior imp]

wondered why men were not winning

[whole canopy]

Lmao

[junior imp]

You get used to it

[whole canopy]

I’m Italy 🥀

[junior imp]

I got 621 rn

[junior imp]

Italy is hard

[whole canopy]

Mm

Kinda

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/zuko-avatar-the-last-airbender-that's-rough-buddy-funny-reaction-gif-2143103825121898798

[whole canopy]

I have like 45 people invading Yugoslavia

[junior imp]

you need equipment

[whole canopy]

I have infantry equipment man

Lmao

[junior imp]

Italy starts at defficit

[whole canopy]

?

I’m at 1938 alr

Mid 1938

[junior imp]

Did you do anything before that

You have

[whole canopy]

Killed off Ethiopia

[junior imp]

limited mils at the start

as italy

well not that limited

[whole canopy]

Mils?

[junior imp]

Millitary Factories

[whole canopy]

Oh

I just constructed more

[junior imp]

check this

to see if you have defficit or not

[whole canopy]

Idk wth logistics tab is tbh

But lemme
load up hoi4

[junior imp]

Indomitable soviet spirit ahh 🥀 💔

[whole canopy]

Lmao

[junior imp]

Been attacking since 1939 November

Almost half a million soviets dead

700 Planes shot down

[whole canopy]

Just letting Lapland go 😭

Can’t you naval invade and encircle them?

At Lapland

[junior imp]

14 submarines

very shiity

submarines

[whole canopy]

Lmao

[junior imp]

Hey buddy

I won't let you

diss my boy

Kristibbs and hollowbeing

like that

both are goated

[junior imp]

They have

61-143 ships

Yeah

I think you can now see why I can't naval invade

[whole canopy]

Mm

That’s a big range

[hazy lynx]

Hollow is funny

[junior imp]

Life as Finland is hard

[hazy lynx]

Never heard of kristi

[whole canopy]

I have wanted to play as Finland for a bit

[junior imp]

he is an albanian dude playing hoi4

[junior imp]

learn about the game than do it

trust me

its NOT easy

[hazy lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/tulonen-gif-7310952395225962727

[whole canopy]

Try Romania

[junior imp]

I have to micro every five seconds

[whole canopy]

That would be fun

Ima go Germany next

[junior imp]

I will

I'm gonna use the "Immersive Romania" mod for it

[whole canopy]

lol

[junior imp]

It gives you 100% equipment capture ratio

[whole canopy]

Ok hoi4 finally loaded

[junior imp]

I hate hoi4 loading for a gazillion hours

[junior imp]

that is

horrible

14K guns

[whole canopy]

I don’t get this screen

[junior imp]

is missing

Its the amount of equipment

you have

[whole canopy]

Troops are still receiving equipment tho?

[junior imp]

Yeah equipment that does not exist

they are getting them straight as they exit

the factories

[whole canopy]

Oh

So UB

Uh*

What should I do

[junior imp]

You arent making enough guns

add more mills to them

[junior imp]

in this tab

[whole canopy]

I don’t have more mils

[junior imp]

Ignore that I'm making 9 guns a day

[junior imp]

Build them

[whole canopy]

Should I put them high priority?

[icy crescent]

You could check the market, if you have the DLC.
Otherwise ask for land lease.

[whole canopy]

The mili factories

[icy crescent]

Or make your divisions smaller.
Your coastal guard doesn't have to be large.