vanilla is also unbalanced too
#hoi4-general
misty fossil
eternal palm
Bloat is bad when players of equal skill literally stalemate because there's so much stuff on the front
I'd rather fight with less
eternal palm
i play sp so its my game
It makes older countries simply unviable/unfun to play
When the newer stuff is simply better
misty fossil
shrug
eternal palm
And it just messed up mp I know yall don't give a shit but I do
misty fossil
anyway i need to get to bed
misty fossil
And it just messed up mp I know yall don't give a shit but I do
i hate mp lol
eternal palm
i hate mp lol
And I really don't know why
misty fossil
its unpredictable
eternal palm
Why yall like that
misty fossil
like bloat?
eternal palm
its unpredictable
It is quite predictable
misty fossil
nah
eternal palm
Depends on the type of mp
I know yall hate it because it's ass on here
U never tried an actual hist game before
misty fossil
i mean unless you go against noobs who quit mid match
eternal palm
Why u judging before even trying
eternal palm
i mean unless you go against noobs who quit mid match
Hist mp is quite predictable no
It doesn't get more railroaded
Also the randomness of non hist can be fun
misty fossil
i never played mp so im speaking from my experience playing other mp real time strat hames
tepid crown
its unpredictable
I mean, that’s literally the fun in it though wym?
misty fossil
nah
eternal palm
i never played mp so im speaking from my experience playing other mp real time s...
Then don't judge 💀
Like what
misty fossil
speak for yourself
eternal palm
U say u hate it without trying
eternal palm
i never said im judging
U literally said u hate it
misty fossil
????
eternal palm
YES thats judging it jfc
eternal palm
Point is; you're hating without trying it
misty fossil
am i not allowed to
eternal palm
That's what I'm saying. It's disingenuous
misty fossil
i never used tiktok so im not allowed to hate it?
eternal palm
am i not allowed to
It's stupid
eternal palm
i never used tiktok so im not allowed to hate it?
You engaged with it in some form no? Have you engaged with hist mp in any form?
eternal palm
ive literally never touched tiktok
See why hate it then
viscid stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-g...
my ban appeal got rejected
eternal palm
If u don't know anything about it
misty fossil
because its a waste of time???
eternal palm
Same principle
viscid stirrup
See why hate it then
it reduces attention span
misty fossil
my ban appeal got rejected
?
fair horizon
my ban appeal got rejected
what for?
sudden thistle
my ban appeal got rejected
Yay
fair horizon
rip
eternal palm
my ban appeal got rejected
Let's go
plucky girder
eternal palm
Finally
misty fossil
honestly if you dislike me hating mp then there’s not a lot i can do about it
viscid stirrup
even though i didnt even mention politics
sudden thistle
vro ts is not good
It’s discord u shouldn’t care that much
misty fossil
im sorry
misty fossil
apparently i was being too political
damn
tepid crown
vro ts is not good
Were you like, trying to convert people to liking communism or something?
misty fossil
cooked
eternal palm
apparently i was being too political
server has rules that say no politics
talks about politics
gets banned
Surprised pikachu
eternal palm
Were you like, trying to convert people to liking communism or something?
Nah he was just yapping on about it
And we don't tolerate it
misty fossil
viscid stirrup
>server has rules that say no politics
>talks about politics
>gets banned
Surpri...
i didnt mention politics btw
viscid stirrup
Were you like, trying to convert people to liking communism or something?
no i didnt mention politics
inner jewel
Does anyone have a really goofy path I can play for any nation?
eternal palm
Does anyone have a really goofy path I can play for any nation?
Mughal india
Elephants>>>>
eternal palm
Any others?
Not goofy per se but very fun. Communist chile
inner jewel
Not goofy per se but very fun. Communist chile
Alright, I’ll try it
viscid stirrup
Does anyone have a really goofy path I can play for any nation?
ussr compliancemaxxing
hot patrol
they're nearly done
wet plover
Does anyone have a really goofy path I can play for any nation?
Peaceful Germany
And turn historical off
grizzled yarrow
they're nearly done
What is bro playing
eternal palm
i didnt mention politics btw
Example No. 1, 2 and 3 of you talking about politics. Also why are u talking about animal abuse? Your kind is the reason we even have this rule. So stop coping about your ban and move on
toxic cypress
Example No. 1, 2 and 3 of you talking about politics. Also why are u talking abo...
aye broskki
press windows shift s
eternal palm
press windows shift s
I dont know how to take screenshots on a mac 😭
Someone pls tell me
toxic cypress
Googling shit like this is for the weak
majority of people know how to use the device they have
hot patrol
NEW GOZILLA MOVIE
eternal palm
majority of people know how to use the device they have
I've had this thing for a month gimme a break
eternal palm
I only use it for classes
toxic cypress
I've had this thing for a month gimme a break
ok broskie
toxic cypress
clearly your using it rn
toxic cypress
ok croskiue
eternal palm
ok croskiue
This is worse than being called schlawg 💀
frozen badge
alr brotein powder🥀
eternal palm
alr brotein powder🥀
😭
toxic cypress
alr brotein powder🥀
thx for the back up brothemius
frozen badge
thx for the back up brothemius
np brotato chip
toxic cypress
np brotato chip
grizzled yarrow
Brotiseri chicken
toxic cypress
Brotiseri chicken
ok blud you werent invited
grizzled yarrow
Ok :(
grizzled yarrow
🌹🔋
frozen badge
limber jackal
best cities to take in france with paratroopers to immediately cap them?
frozen badge
paris
toxic cypress
i dont have full collab
do it yung tug
limber jackal
jeez ok
toxic cypress
good girl
frozen badge
limber jackal
im not a girl tho
toxic cypress
im not a girl tho
you r no fannum
limber jackal
bro are you 10
grizzled yarrow
Yall does japan cap if u like push em out from korea in 1938?
frozen badge
im not a girl tho
broken plover
I have 128 factories with ussr in mid 1938 is it good?
toxic cypress
bro are you 10
yurt
limber jackal
https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gi...
CECIL I NEED CECIL
frozen badge
sea salt
frozen badge
toxic cypress
bro are you 10
gotta drop this rq
limber jackal
im conquesting it
broken plover
Not really
How much should I have?
broken plover
Its june 24
grizzled yarrow
Idk around 150-180?
broken plover
I have 125 factories
toxic cypress
im conquesting it
i made you a steak
broken plover
Idk around 150-180?
dam how
frozen badge
How much should I have?
ion kno lik 2
frozen badge
i made you a steak
a steak?
toxic cypress
ion kno lik 2
nah foo two twos my fam ya croskie gots to have 6-7
broken plover
Did u get war economy
No partial mob
grizzled yarrow
U need war economy
frozen badge
nah foo two twos my fam ya croskie gots to have 6-7
grizzled yarrow
Good stab
toxic cypress
yo a waste yute if ya dont gots 6-7
grizzled yarrow
Do the five year focuses
grizzled yarrow
Build infra in moscow stalin grad azerbaijan and ufa civs in those places and like continue getting civs till sept 1937 and from then js spam mils (shoutout to creepageDE for strat)
toxic cypress
https://tenor.com/view/liar-anakin-gif-21992662
broken plover
Build infra in moscow stalin grad azerbaijan and ufa civs in those places and li...
Oh hell naw I started making mils in start of 1938
toxic cypress
Build infra in moscow stalin grad azerbaijan and ufa civs in those places and li...
raze azerbaijan nuke almaty and blow up moscow
got it
grizzled yarrow
Oh hell naw I started making mils in start of 1938
Why
limber jackal
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942
just threw a trash bag into space at work
toxic cypress
Idk I just thought I should make more civs
i makee 20000 civies
were yo bands at fam
show the cash spread
urban ivy
6 to 7 years passed
grizzled yarrow
Jumped to 700 cuz i got like 300 more from trade
toxic cypress
393 factories
💀 💀 💀
grizzled yarrow
1945 less than 800
Why need that many sob
grizzled yarrow
U wipe em out either way u dont need to do an overkill sob
toxic cypress
U wipe em out either way u dont need to do an overkill sob
the bat doesnt stop until their dead
grizzled yarrow
Yo
grizzled yarrow
I got a question
toxic cypress
I got a question
dawn mango
17 days till dlc
grizzled yarrow
Yk how u can like send bombers to northern finland and like they also slightly bomb sweden and they join the war
Is it like practical to do every single game
astral turret
does anyone know the exact locations/area where i need to defend ONEGA state to keep it under my control?
grizzled yarrow
Cuz like getting into sweden territory in the north is hard
eternal palm
does anyone know the exact locations/area where i need to defend ONEGA state ...
I guess if there isnt a victory point u need to hold at least 10% of tiles
wraith mauve
Whats yall fav nation to play
eternal palm
Whats yall fav nation to play
Russia
wraith mauve
Same
astral turret
I guess if there isnt a victory point u need to hold at least 10% of tiles
Ah ok
wraith mauve
Im gonna continue this save today
echo herald
what the command power console command
echo herald
what the command power console command
is it what i think it is
dawn mango
skibidi
echo herald
cp and then the amount
🙏 🥀
dawn mango
are people in -12 or smt timezone evn real
eternal palm
CHANGE IT TO 18 U FREAK
Who are you? 🥱
eternal palm
are people in -12 or smt timezone evn real
nah
toxic cypress
are people in -12 or smt timezone evn real
not it just releases later for me 😔
eternal palm
ayo
toxic cypress
yall get it earlier
toxic cypress
bros tryna groom a minor?
im a minor
paradox is racist
it releases it later
for us
dawn mango
craggy trail
toxic cypress
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3796240/Hearts_of_Iron_IV_Expansion_Pass_2/?c...
seriously
couldnt they make it 48 dollars or smt
does paradox really need that 77 cents
sudden thistle
I bought it instantly 🔥
heavy vigil
Hello victoria 3 community how are you all doing
astral turret
does paradox really need that 77 cents
Those 77 cents going into Paradox shadow army
dawn mango
Hello victoria 3 community how are you all doing
playing victoria 2
dawn mango
Those 77 cents going into Paradox shadow army
77 cents into the actual content and the rest into trailers
toxic cypress
I bought it instantly 🔥
nerd
toxic cypress
Hello victoria 3 community how are you all doing
lets goo
casey got it right
everyone lets play vic3 janky mp
toxic cypress
77 cents into the actual content and the rest into trailers
how much do they pay the paradox social media team
they make so much content
and they get no views
astral turret
Only thing i hate in hoi4 is that u cant make cores after getting high enough compliance without mods
dawn mango
how much do they pay the paradox social media team
nothing their in the paradox's basement
toxic cypress
Only thing i hate in hoi4 is that u cant make cores after getting high enough c...
erm actually
some focuses
allow you to do that
trail beacon
toxic cypress
nothing their in the paradox's basement
paradox content troll
astral turret
allow you to do that
Yea but limited(ignore switerland tech tree)
toxic cypress
toxic cypress
Yea but limited(ignore switerland tech tree)
you can do it with more than just swis ya know
astral turret
I want to core all Soviet territory as iran
eternal palm
Only thing i hate in hoi4 is that u cant make cores after getting high enough c...
I mean pdx doesn't really care about realism so I really am surprised that a general coring button doesn't exist
But ye it would make formables kinda pointless
toxic cypress
I mean pdx doesn't really care about realism so I really am surprised that a gen...
WHAT?
since when was poland forming the slavic empire not realistic
are you high
eternal palm
But that's also like really arbitrary? Why can Denmark core England?
Like how is that relevant to ww2
dawn mango
I want to core all Soviet territory as iran
yeah we need the "I want to core all Soviet territory as iran " dlc only costing 100.77$
toxic cypress
Like how is that relevant to ww2
ww2 rp nerds
toxic cypress
yeah we need the "I want to core all Soviet territory as iran " dlc only costing...
facts
toxic cypress
yeah we need the "I want to core all Soviet territory as iran " dlc only costing...
bros name fits too
10 days a week and 7 hours
17.7
dawn mango
its all conected
astral turret
Giv Tannu Tuva only focuses where it can gain cores to all countrys
mellow spire
toxic cypress
its all conected
toxic cypress
Giv Tannu Tuva only focuses where it can gain cores to all countrys
it can actually
astral turret
My first 400h in hoi4 where mostly playing tannu tuva and a few times south africa
toxic cypress
the secret is
astral turret
Mods
toxic cypress
`core state
toxic cypress
My first 400h in hoi4 where mostly playing tannu tuva and a few times south afri...
south africa?
is u an afrikanner
eternal palm
Giv Tannu Tuva only focuses where it can gain cores to all countrys
Anarchist tannu tuva when
astral turret
Anarchist tannu tuva when
Fr
toxic cypress
Anarchist tannu tuva when
2177 in the cyber punk tannu tuva collab
only for 1077 eurodollars
astral turret
Giv tannu tuva a small factory tree where it can gain a max 4 civ , 4 military and 4 naval and rest be foxuses for warhoals and then focuses for core to those countrys and make that dlc name Tannu What and 49.77 euros
And only tannu tuva get a focus tree no other countrys includet
toxic cypress
Giv tannu tuva a small factory tree where it can gain a max 4 civ , 4 military a...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
where is the focus where they as for land and get it 99% of the time
astral turret
Ahahah
astral turret
tannutuva request to annex soviet union
toxic cypress
astral turret
The tannu tuva 5 chad soldiers vs 1 trillios soviets they know they cant kill em better surrender to their demands
craggy trail
fair horizon
ROBITS?
eternal palm
eternal palm
im 90% coocked and 1% chance to defeat em
You're what 😳
heavy vigil
Naval invasions in vic are somehow worse than hoi
eternal palm
Naval invasions in vic are somehow worse than hoi
Vic3 has a war system?
heavy vigil
Vic3 has a war system?
Yes
toxic cypress
ya kiddin
toxic cypress
It is that bad
i think its not super bad
heavy vigil
just big navy
Dont have one
toxic cypress
too bad 🤷♂️
heavy vigil
btw opinion on mestizos
Huh idk
Im already confused because suddenly i became free and now im a major power??
Jagshdjdbd
Im gonna crash out
Navak invasions
craggy trail
Im gonna crash out
tulip thorn
Hello
sudden thistle
It’s so slow
toxic cypress
i dont mind
scenic spade
the
frontline manager
should be redone
its very bad
when a naval invasion connects with the mainland
it doesnt count the mainland
honest night
I normally just use defence order on a neutral country to to remove the frontline and remake it
eternal palm
I normally just use defence order on a neutral country to to remove the frontlin...
Right click the delete button to delete all frontlines works too
honest night
That’s good to know
eternal palm
That’s good to know
Also a funfact: if you have an army or an army group with multiple frontline orders, you can right click the army or army group to equally distribute the divisions automatically
warm lance
https://tenor.com/view/twilight-sparkle-wave-cute-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-8814149...
ALERT ALERT! EQUESTRIA AT WAR PLAYERS ARE INVADING THE MAIN HOI4 DISCORD!
eternal palm
ALERT ALERT! EQUESTRIA AT WAR PLAYERS ARE INVADING THE MAIN HOI4 DISCORD!
No its just the ponies
also eaw is genuinely a good mod if u can look past the fact that. this is a kids show made into fandom of furries
tulip thorn
ALERT ALERT! EQUESTRIA AT WAR PLAYERS ARE INVADING THE MAIN HOI4 DISCORD!
Funny
hazy cave
Why would Friedrich Franz ally Italy if he was in the SS?
warm lance
also eaw is genuinely a good mod if u can look past the fact that. this is a kid...
yes (i am one of the converted skeptics)
tulip thorn
Its only partly true
long pier
warm lance
Its only partly true
how so? (i cannot vouch for any femboy mods that may or may not exist)
tulip thorn
how so? (i cannot vouch for any femboy mods that may or may not exist)
Theres more good alt history mods than pony mods
craggy trail
tulip thorn
idk about femboy
eternal palm
how so? (i cannot vouch for any femboy mods that may or may not exist)
Femboyvaria
warm lance
whats that
tulip thorn
Femboyvaria
Thats literally the only one I know the existence of
eternal palm
Thats literally the only one I know the existence of
Same 💀
But there's also only like 2 good alt history mods
1 being kr
The rest is power fantasy or the billionth what if country won ww1 mod
tulip thorn
The rest is power fantasy or the billionth what if country won ww1 mod
True
eternal palm
Oh and don't get me started on """"""rebalance"""""""" and """"""""""overhaul"""""'"""" mods
Fking hate these
toxic sapphire
best starting tree for germany?
eternal palm
best starting tree for germany?
Hist
hazy cave
Why would Friedrich Franz ally Italy if he was in the SS?
Is everyone gonna ignore my question?
toxic sapphire
Oh and don't get me started on """"""rebalance"""""""" and """"""""""overhaul"""...
btw remember when it wouldn't invade uk even tho its had green seas air superiority transport bla bla
eternal palm
Fking hate these
No we don't need to reduce mil output production is fine, doctrine balance is the problem
toxic sapphire
I managed to do it
tulip thorn
Is everyone gonna ignore my question?
yes
toxic sapphire
and the few units that got sent met 10 Americans per province
eternal palm
Is everyone gonna ignore my question?
Yea
toxic sapphire
eternal palm
Cuz I don't even know what you're trying to ask
sudden thistle
No we don't need to reduce mil output production is fine, doctrine balance is th...
Remove doctrines
warm lance
is tfr good or is it all hype
sudden thistle
is tfr good or is it all hype
I like it
toxic sapphire
4y is a eco path
yes
sudden thistle
What are you trying to ask
eternal palm
River boat obv
toxic sapphire
best infantry design and temp?
toxic sapphire
River boat obv
tuff
toxic sapphire
best infantry design and temp for 1936 scenario germany?
slim nexus
best infantry design and temp for 1936 scenario germany?
The starting one
toxic sapphire
The starting one
I mean for later on
heavy vigil
i just became a major power in vic3 for the first time (not starting as) :D
and it only took me 200 or so hours of playing the game
its off topic ig but happy
slim nexus
its off topic ig but happy
Congrats!
quiet vessel
gng i'm making a romania mod is this tuffness
analog dawn
hey will the game go on sale when the new dlc launches?
tepid crown
best infantry design and temp for 1936 scenario germany?
Depends on doctrine
daring geyser
best infantry design and temp for 1936 scenario germany?
16w with nothing but support AA for an all-rounder template
holds the line just fine
use SF or tanks for pushing
tepid crown
16w with nothing but support AA for an all-rounder template
Why it depends on doctrine, mass mob just spams out 35.2w bricks
daring geyser
Why it depends on doctrine, mass mob just spams out 35.2w bricks
mass mob for 35.2w bricks depends if youre going to do a specific battleplan build
for example if you want to do a SFs battleplan build your inf can still be a 16w inf as mass mob and itll do fine
considering youd be pushing with SFs not with the inf
but in all other doctrines it's 16w with AA for holding
maybe add signal for reinforcing and logistics if you're planning on using a looot of infantry
daring geyser
mass mob for 35.2w bricks depends if youre going to do a specific battleplan bui...
35.2w bricks still suck for holding btw, it'd get memed when facing a proper tank division, but against the AI itll never get memed so that is fair
tepid crown
mass mob for 35.2w bricks depends if youre going to do a specific battleplan bui...
Well if you’re going mass mob as Germany you are going battleplan. Mp wise you would use mountaineers instead of regular inf though
daring geyser
Well if you’re going mass mob as Germany you are going battleplan. Mp wise you w...
35.2w inf bricks are still not the optimal battleplan, tho, ppl only do it as sovs in MP because oftentimes SFs battleplan is just banned on barb
mountaineer marines are the way to go
or mountaineer bricks
tepid crown
or mountaineer bricks
People even add a few heavies too. Can kill a bp sov in a few months with that
daring geyser
People even add a few heavies too. Can kill a bp sov in a few months with that
yeah, hence it's banned on a lot of MPs
on the server i play in, SFs germany used to be allowed, and every single soviets would just melt because it's simply too IC efficient
tepid crown
yeah, hence it's banned on a lot of MPs
Tbf, regardless of what a sov player does, there’s like a 99% chance they die still
daring geyser
Tbf, regardless of what a sov player does, there’s like a 99% chance they die st...
yeah, they're always supposed to die in mp if germany isn't a troll
toxic sapphire
Then yeah, go 16w
I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE WS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE
tepid crown
I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE WS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Width my guy
daring geyser
yeah, they're always supposed to die in mp if germany isn't a troll
tho in perfect scenarios you can get giga stats even without air xd
woeful berry
tepid crown
Play tutorial. Pretty sure it tells you about combat width
daring geyser
I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE WS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
16w = 8 infantry battallions since each infantry battalion occupies 2w
16w infantry with one support AA is for holding not for pushing
for your offensive units, 36w mountaineer marines or tanks
woeful berry
combat width means how many divisions can be in combat at once
daring geyser
for your offensive units, 36w mountaineer marines or tanks
mountaineer marines 🤤
woeful berry
depends a lot
sudden thistle
is 72 units enough for poland
U can get more
sudden thistle
mountaineer marines 🤤
The poor Irish
jovial sigil
the germans got this
manageable situation
crisp wyvern
europe
crisp wyvern
ignore the big piss ussr on the right side of the map
warped flint
this is south america
crisp wyvern
this is south america
bulgaria is paraguayan.
francisco solano's legacy must prevail
i lowkey tried to create what francisco wanted paraguay to be as fascist paraguay...ofc i choose the brown ideology
results?
stalemate with bolivia and thats it
slim nexus
misty sonnet
is the dlc supscription worth it?
crisp wyvern
is the dlc supscription worth it?
you want to experience what true hoi4 looks like? yes
if not, then idk
tulip thorn
is the dlc supscription worth it?
Yeah but only for a few months
misty sonnet
i thought about buying the 3 month thing
slim nexus
I suggest you to buy the dlc instead when they are at discount
misty sonnet
cus its the price of just two months
slim nexus
In one years you spend 110€ for the dlc with the sub
misty sonnet
yeah prob buying them in a sale
slim nexus
The sub is perfect for try all of them the first month tbf
misty sonnet
The sub is perfect for try all of them the first month tbf
i tried them all at my friends house
slim nexus
i tried them all at my friends house
Your nick bruh 😭
jovial sigil
The sub is perfect for try all of them the first month tbf
like a trial run to see how the game is with dlc
slim nexus
i tried them all at my friends house
slim nexus
like a trial run to see how the game is with dlc
Lag
misty sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/sadie-fix-sadiefixpool-gif-11398770528831141391
but the wothest dlc are göttterdämmerung and the tank and plane customize dlcs right?
slim nexus
but the wothest dlc are göttterdämmerung and the tank and plane customize dlcs r...
Yes
misty sonnet
ok thanks
dusky burrow
but the wothest dlc are göttterdämmerung and the tank and plane customize dlcs r...
yes
heavy vigil
but the wothest dlc are göttterdämmerung and the tank and plane customize dlcs r...
I like AAT
Good dlc
dusky burrow
true
misty sonnet
I like AAT
yeah gonna buy these in the next sale
crisp loom
do the expansion passes typically go down in price over time or up because they want to incentivize early buying? Like if I wait 6-12 months, or maybe until just before the last piece of the expansion pack comes out, will I be able to pick it up for cheaper than the $50 it currently is?
I don't really need this new pacific expansion but some friends like to play Japan so I'll probably have to pick it up at some point. If it's the same price always until like years from now, then I'll just get it now to have it
heavy vigil
do the expansion passes typically go down in price over time or up because they ...
Expansion passes are temporary with a 10-20% ish bonus to all included dlcs combined
You do not need all dlcs but if you want them its a way to save money + preorder
Usually dlcs are put on sales 1-2 years later
(steam sales)
crisp wyvern
crisp loom
got it, ok I'll probably have to pick it up then. I usually have to host so they'll want the new japan trees. It's the curse of being the host
heavy vigil
For example the pack includes model packs and the czech tree pack + minor content pack
Which you may not be interested in idk
jovial bough
crisp loom
Which you may not be interested in idk
thank you for your help. I have to get anything that might have achievements tied to it or that would impact a country a friend would want to play, so the carrier/navy changes and focuses and whatnot will all be picked up at some point. I just wasn't sure if it would go down in price later on in the expansion pass or if it had the preorder discount, which it sounds like it does
cold marten
hello
crisp loom
I can't wait a couple years unfortunately, though my wallet would prefer that...the Japan player will not be happy lol
cold marten
how did you capitulate France before Anschluss?
sudden thistle
how did you capitulate France before Anschluss?
That is sorted by wt not date
If u look at the Dutch war Dec date, France prob fell before anchluss
wet plover
Wonder what it’s like watching your enemy that just kicked you out of your homeland send an entire army right by your new capital.
tulip thorn
Wonder what it’s like watching your enemy that just kicked you out of your homel...
Windows key+shift+s
north spoke
Real
wet plover
Windows key+shift+s
On steam deck and discord doesnt like to work so, that isnt an option
north spoke
On steam deck and discord doesnt like to work so, that isnt an option
Damn
tulip thorn
On steam deck and discord doesnt like to work so, that isnt an option
hoi4 on steam deck 💀
wet plover
It runs perfectly fine, gets a little laggy after 45
crisp wyvern
Wonder what it’s like watching your enemy that just kicked you out of your homel...
this reminds me of when the germans got kicked out of their mainland but continued their fight in some small islands on the pacific (i was playing as the qing dynasty at that moment and i was part of the allies, one major was left on the axis faction) and my entire army got obliterated after trying to contain a small german naval invasion in qingdao and shanghai
results? the german army went from exiled to capturing half the mainland of the qing dynasty because my divisions were complete and utter garbage.
tulip thorn
It runs perfectly fine, gets a little laggy after 45
You sure its not like 39
wet plover
results? the german army went from exiled to capturing half the mainland of the ...
Damn, I can imagine the allies just thinking “what the hell just happened” 😭
crisp wyvern
Damn, I can imagine the allies just thinking “what the hell just happened” 😭
the boxer rebellion 2: origins.
wet plover
You sure its not like 39
Ye? It’s 42 right now and it’s running what I guess to be 30-60 FPS. And time isnt very slow at all
crisp wyvern
it was so stupid unbelievable that a small german force of 20 divisions that were badly equiped manage to push a good portion of my units like half across my mainland.
(the germans managed to sneak 110 of their divisions away from mainland germany after getting exiled, or thats what i remember, dont know if thats even possible to start)
prisma zealot
it was so stupid unbelievable that a small german force of 20 divisions that wer...
wait until bro finds out about the 2k CAS above the frontline
hot patrol
WHAT MOD DO YOU USE TO GET THAT SUPEREVENT DESIGN?
i think its like animated superevents
crisp wyvern
wait until bro finds out about the 2k CAS above the frontline
20M chinese dead, 2 germans injured and 1 that died of starvation
hot patrol
its got cringey edit songs for most though
tulip thorn
WHAT MOD DO YOU USE TO GET THAT SUPEREVENT DESIGN?
I got them from a mod called animated super events
crisp wyvern
its got cringey edit songs for most though
awe man :c
prisma zealot
20M chinese dead, 2 germans injured and 1 that died of starvation
ggs
crisp wyvern
i also had a really successful run as ukraine once in rt56, maybe i already told this before but yeah
ignore turkiye
heavy vigil
Windows key+shift+s
Maybe their keyboard broke
north spoke
Can you disable the music?
crisp wyvern
atleast is not one of those super loud trash phonk songs that would probably trigger upon capturing idk, smolensk or leningrad as germany.
crisp wyvern
Can you disable the music?
yep
grizzled yarrow
new iron block
tranquil lion
Why on Earth is my navy so powerful? I didn't go for any of the meta ship builds, and actually placed items on my ships that seemed realistic (for example, extra secondaries on my battleships).
grizzled yarrow
Viltrumite ahh ships
crisp wyvern
Why on Earth is my navy so powerful? I didn't go for any of the meta ship builds...
the soul of bismarck protected your ships and navy in general
thats why the japanese navy was wiped out of existance
tranquil lion
They literally only had 4 ships left by the end of the war, and I didn't lose a single one.
Does the ai never build new ships?
dusky burrow
Why on Earth is my navy so powerful? I didn't go for any of the meta ship builds...
The AI designs are probably worse than what you can come up as a player
tranquil lion
Ah
dusky burrow
Many of their ships will be early hulls too
And you are probably starting from 1936 or 1940 hulls
tranquil lion
This makes me wonder why I see so many pictures of people getting their entire navy sunk by the ai.
What could they possibly be doing wrong?
dusky burrow
This makes me wonder why I see so many pictures of people getting their entire n...
They don't have enough navy
Or their screens somehow got separated from their capital ships
Or the like
grizzled yarrow
Yall any idea why germany attacks 1 year early if i take sweden along side finland
tranquil lion
Because Sweden is Germany's favorite trading partner...
cold marten
guys, I was playing as France, and I kinda got screwed...
tepid crown
Why on Earth is my navy so powerful? I didn't go for any of the meta ship builds...
Because you stacked your ships into one fleet
tranquil lion
I take it you should never really split them up?
grizzled yarrow
Because Sweden is Germany's favorite trading partner...
They still got doomed by trotsky
tepid crown
I take it you should never really split them up?
No
cold marten
guys, I was playing as France, and I kinda got screwed...
what did I do wrong?
cold marten
what else
grizzled yarrow
guys, I was playing as France, and I kinda got screwed...
Playing france is simple
Do napoleon path take the low lands make use of the early howitzer u get supply ur divisions with howitzers wait for germany to atack poland jump them and win
cold marten
or I try playing Germany first
tepid crown
guys, I was playing as France, and I kinda got screwed...
If you’re new to the game France is a bad first nation to play
fading elk
So I was trying to join the allies as imperial Germany to form the hre and the uk just said no despite me being nice to them
Now what
Can I still get Victoria now
trail beacon
I think we should give money to paradox. It’s my favourite game company.
I love supporting devs 🫶
cold marten
or I try playing Germany first
didn't work...
umbral agate
what the freak is this
tepid crown
didn't work...
I wouldn’t play a major nation if you don’t know what you’re doing
heady token
Ive no clue what im doing but japan attacked me in september 1941 and I made them capitulate by 1942 on historically accurate lol
cold marten
I wouldn’t play a major nation if you don’t know what you’re doing
Poland?
heady token
how do i move an entire army group all at once?
bronze mango
didn't work...
Pretty good post war borders
sudden thistle
If you’re new to the game France is a bad first nation to play
It’s fun wdym
I genuinely used France to learn the game
Combined with the 1939 scenario
cold marten
I can't see the fun in that
runic wraith
hi i just started learning hoi4 here is my plan:
read the important wiki articles
any improvements? (i dont really like watching super long videos)
sudden thistle
I can't see the fun in that
It only took like 20 games
craggy trail
https://tenor.com/view/twilight-sparkle-wave-cute-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-8814149...
I'm ready for the next DLC expansion
cold marten
I played two and I lost in both
sudden thistle
hi i just started learning hoi4 here is my plan:
read the important wiki article...
It’s better to watch a video ngl
Find some gameplay video
runic wraith
It’s better to watch a video ngl
why
sudden thistle
Better to learn visually than reading a paragraph
runic wraith
oh ok. any videos to recommetd?
cold marten
guys, I was playing as France, and I kinda got screwed...
did no one realize?
craggy trail
hi i just started learning hoi4 here is my plan:
read the important wiki article...
I would also suggest watching hoi4 YouTubers as well and try to take what you’ve watched and apply them to your game.
sudden thistle
oh ok. any videos to recommetd?
Try ur best to find a unmodded game
Just look yourself mostly
My taste may differ than yours
And the YouTubers will most likely have every expansion so it will be different to yours
runic wraith
Try ur best to find a unmodded game
the thing is that i know the super basics like that you need guns to make troops, but i dont know things like: how flleet works and where does it go and what do differend types of ships and dont know wwhy im always loosing battles
sudden thistle
the thing is that i know the super basics like that you need guns to make troops...
“Curt who games” has some good naval videos
honest night
the thing is that i know the super basics like that you need guns to make troops...
Air is navy
runic wraith
Air is navy
huh
honest night
if you have naval bombers you can kill any fleet
grizzled yarrow
I genuinely used France to learn the game
Crazy dedication
cold marten
Even worse
Austria?
grizzled yarrow
No
green plume
whats better medium TDS or heavy TDS
cold marten
Lmao, you’re picking like all that nations that Germany annexes
alright, alright, how about Luxembourg
green plume
alright, alright, how about Luxembourg
bhutan
grizzled yarrow
Js play tannu tuva atp
cold marten
Js play tannu tuva atp
how about the red one to the north with the farm equipment in the flag
grizzled yarrow
how about the red one to the north with the farm equipment in the flag
The soviet union?
cold marten
the hecks a soviet?
grizzled yarrow
This one?
tepid crown
the hecks a soviet?
Larpers mostly
grizzled yarrow
Bad ss but wtvr
grizzled yarrow
no, that's light red, the one I'm talking about is dark red
Ik thats just an alt historical path
The soviet union has a great opening if u know how to play it
cold marten
wait, you can do different from the historical path?
grizzled yarrow
But dont try major nations
grizzled yarrow
wait, you can do different from the historical path?
Yeah
cold marten
wow
wet plover
This is filled with American troops it’s amazing
They wasted so much in Africa
grizzled yarrow
This is filled with American troops it’s amazing
They wasted so much in Africa
150 divisions in there prob
wet plover
150 divisions in there prob
There’s like 20-40 American divisions
Maybe like 10-15 UK divisions
grizzled yarrow
Not too far off
cedar latch
I just flopped an Invasion of Britain as Canada so badly
fading elk
So how u are u meant to do the British alliance path for monarchist Germany
fading elk
The first time I tried the uk let me joined but went facist even tho it’s historical and screwed it up
and the allies got disbanded
The second time the uk stays democratic but just don’t let me join the allies for some reason despite being on good terms
Is it just kinda buggy without gotterdamurng or something
I just wanna reform the HRE man why’s it so hard
brittle cypress
idk that's a completely arbitrary number
the question is how long does it take to complete and is it a slog and does it provide good bonuses
fluid harness
the question is how long does it take to complete and is it a slog and does it p...
well , its about 2 years of focus tree content
pearl stirrup
HOWWW
fluid harness
Is xibei San ma getting removed in the new dlc?
it is : (
wary sparrow
pearl stirrup
Dont attack the maginot 😭
im not those are me losing the defence
winged field
im not those are me losing the defence
arrow would be other way
pearl stirrup
shit then my units are braindead, i never told em to attack
winged field
btw you might as well attack poland early so the allies wont join
you dont need to wait for the focus
and you'll slap them
pearl stirrup
ok
dusky burrow
Is xibei San ma getting removed in the new dlc?
It's a formable now essentially
azure palm
That is a statement I can support!
silk fern
It better not be
as long as they dont take ma bufang away
silk fern
carolus rex was avenged
this will be sweden in 2026
crisp wyvern
this will be sweden in 2026
DUDE THIS FACTION'S ASS
and then proceeds to bomb latvia
i actually had to annex finland with the annex command because the soviets jumped finland and the finns joined the CEA (central european alliance)
i was NOT
going to fight the germans, brits and americans
hell nah
dusky burrow
carolus rex was avenged
I see a pink thingy and a red thingy to the east
dusky burrow
carolus rex was avenged
Like the thing that always gets me about Carlous Rex is that he spent his entire reign at war
Because his neighbors were a bunch of opportunistic bastards who hated his existence
feral coral
Whats the strongest monarchist path currently
dusky burrow
I'm not going to justify the Swedish Empire, but this is honestly pretty sad
dusky burrow
Whats the strongest monarchist path currently
Poland and Brazil have some strong monarchist paths
upbeat latch
feral coral
Poland and Brazil have some strong monarchist paths
Romanov? And the imperial history
dusky burrow
Romanov? And the imperial history
Yes
wet plover
Damn that’s disappointing
There’s not an event for when Washington falls
misty fossil
hi i just started learning hoi4 here is my plan:
read the important wiki article...
super long videos are unironically the better type of content you would want to look out for
the only ones that dont fall into this category are segl and sumzer0
willow plume
HOWWW
damn the Schlieffen plan isnt working
germany always wins as the ai though
and the french ai never properly defends the northwestern border
pearl stirrup
lol
bronze mango
Is xibei San ma getting removed in the new dlc?
It's gonna be a formable
willow plume
is that caseo?
random snow
historical my ass
misty arrow
1938
fresh sail
fym grief
upbeat latch
The griefed me as Germany
sore loser
cyan prairie
uhh...
misty arrow
They all declared war on me
At once
Without me being ready like at all
No troops on border
Whatsoever
Like yall are losers
Actually
fresh sail
L fabrication btw
open raft
They all declared war on me
Only me btw
tired epoch
1984
misty arrow
And Denmark and u got France and Austria
trail beacon
No troops on border
No troops = no border
misty arrow
U didn’t even let me Anschluss
fresh sail
No troops = no border
real
misty arrow
Actual losers
open raft
U didn’t even let me Anschluss
Uh that’s illegal sir fun in my hoi4 game?
fresh sail
Actual losers
ok
tired epoch
trail beacon
Do countries irl have troops all across their boarders like AI?
upbeat latch
tired epoch
upbeat latch
Actual losers
bronze mango
Do countries irl have troops all across their boarders like AI?
Depends on the state of the world
fresh sail
trail beacon
Depends on the state of the world
Peru and Ecuador?
fresh sail
germany when declaring on guaranteed nations
random snow
they sent the entire home fleet then got a decent part sunk
trail beacon
germany when declaring on guaranteed nations
Czechoslovakia was a guaranteed nation
fresh sail
Czechoslovakia was a guaranteed nation
yet he got mad abt that
dawn mango
lenin=poland
stalin=finland
putin=ukraine
history repeats itself
misty arrow
Czechoslovakia was a guaranteed nation
No I didn’t bruh
What
I had. A war goal but didn’t declare
trail beacon
No I didn’t bruh
I mean irl
fresh sail
Bro it’s just crazy ur laughing. So heavy rn
cause its lowk funny
upbeat latch
fresh sail
Like if that was u you’d be infuriated
nah because im employed
misty arrow
Go to Israel
fresh sail
And Jew go die
antisemite
misty arrow
And sick off Netanyahu
tired epoch
random snow
holding on for dear life
misty arrow
antisemite
Bro like go live in Israel
wide marlin
Bro like go live in Israel
fresh sail
Bro like go live in Israel
u cant tell me what to do
upbeat latch
fresh sail
fresh sail
Dawg ur literally Jewish 😭
ok?
misty arrow
At least I don’t walk around getting called slurs cause my ppl have been expelled from thousands of countries
U screwed that game up heavy
safe wing
At least I don’t walk around getting called slurs cause my ppl have been expelle...
Bro likes shitler
fresh sail
At least I don’t walk around getting called slurs cause my ppl have been expelle...
why so antisemi te
safe wing
Because he has no life
misty arrow
Na I don’t like that dude I just don’t like u
wide marlin
At least I don’t walk around getting called slurs cause my ppl have been expelle...
you kept calling us slurs over and over
misty arrow
U screwed everything
echo barn
guyhs
safe wing
At least I don’t walk around getting called slurs cause my ppl have been expelle...
<@&846894118219022336> anti semitism
fresh sail
real
safe wing
U screwed everything
Screwed what?
safe wing
honorable mention:
Why is a WWII tank in the image
random snow
honorable mention:
Yeah thats a Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausf G i think
ripe slate
Do countries irl have troops all across their boarders like AI?
Kind of impractical when your troops travel home when theyre not training or in war ready state
echo barn
famous post ww1 germany, yeps
ripe slate
Czechoslovakia was a guaranteed nation
super interesting nation, right?
ripe slate
@safe wing dont feed trolls
safe wing
<@1234154525485436930> dont feed trolls
fair I was rage baiting him
echo barn
safe wing
He was being anti semitic
echo barn
maybe it didn't join the league because it had countries from the future
ripe slate
fair I was rage baiting him
No rage baiting, you will get warned
safe wing
No rage baiting, you will get warned
Bro he was being anti semetic
And you’re just gonna give him a slap on the wrist
safe wing
And he is banned for that but you cant encourage people to break the rules
Okay fair
ripe slate
This us HOI IV chat lets not discuss it too much
fresh sail
ig man
trail beacon
Antisemitism doesn’t exist in hoi4
Ideology is just the largest colour on your pie chart.
Really speaks to how we’re all human yknow
fresh sail
Antisemitism doesn’t exist in hoi4
?
random snow
bright arrow
Ideology is just the largest colour on your pie chart.
The good guys are blue, the bad guys are brown
trail beacon
The good guys are blue, the bad guys are brown
Wait that colour is brown? I’m colourblind and assumed it was green.
tepid crown
The good guys are blue, the bad guys are brown
Red and brown are bad guys
trail beacon
Orange is the new black
bright arrow
Grey are morally ambiguous people
cyan prairie
gentlemen is this shit
tepid crown
gentlemen is this shit
Yes
trail beacon
gentlemen is this shit
Year?
cyan prairie
41
tepid crown
gentlemen is this shit
Not enough infantry
cyan prairie
i got nuh guns
bright arrow
gentlemen is this shit
Why? Unless Gorky falls, every Soviet union is savable
tepid crown
i got nuh guns
If you’re going infantry spam ussr need to start mass producing guns in 38
bright arrow
Here, if something goes horribly wrong this is your wakeup call
Gorky best city in ussr
You still have plenty of soviet union left
misty fossil
holding on for dear life
cue that one german battlecruiser that almost got sunk
trail beacon
You should switch from building civs to mils 1.31 • C days before a target date. Where C is the average number of days to build a civ with a civ
cyan prairie
pull some of their units for a diversion
bright arrow
Keep pumping out people
Ask the allies for equipment
Make 100 new people divisions
cyan prairie
burned through my first 3 M
random snow
cue that one german battlecruiser that almost got sunk
which one Gneisenau? that doesnt count she was damaged while in dry dock from a bombing raid i think
random snow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Seydlitz
This says she was scuttled so it doesnt count
misty fossil
???
trail beacon
This says she was scuttled so it doesnt count
She is a ship?
random snow
in 1919 after being giving to the rn
bright arrow
Stupid germans didn't know they could just spam light cruisers and win the war
random snow
She is a ship?
Ships have pronouns for some reason i will never understand
random snow
oh
misty fossil
cobalt dawn
when in comes to hitlers inner circle
which individuals are the best?
cyan prairie
they call ships girls for some apperent reason
trail beacon
Ships have pronouns for some reason i will never understand
I blame Azur Lane desu
brittle cypress
Yeah in some languages chairs have a gender but yall are mad about ships being girls
Smh
cyan prairie
cas is lovin me today folks
misty fossil
bright arrow
But calling a ship "Daddy" doesn't sound as cool
trail beacon
Yeah in some languages chairs have a gender but yall are mad about ships being g...
Mather nature and Father Time are also gendered terms in English
misty fossil
they call ships girls for some apperent reason
they didnt make azur lane ships women for no reason
the bismarck and tirpitz had male pronouns though
bright arrow
In german ship is actually neutral
cyan prairie
guys how mi fix le c a s
misty fossil
no i think the bismarck's captain insisted the ship be referred to as him
trail beacon
German ships are Su / Nk
misty fossil
real
misty fossil
guys how mi fix le c a s
pray
bright arrow
I get the British ships tho
cyan prairie
am batta crash out
bright arrow
Since they are called Her Majesty Ship or His Majesty Ship depending on who rules
cyan prairie
these germans bro
wraith mauve
If I do a challange for somone can they gift me la resistance that is the last important dlc. I need
random snow
no i think the bismarck's captain insisted the ship be referred to as him
I think Every german capital ship went by male pronouns in ww2
wraith mauve
Also I have 600 hours
misty fossil
I think Every german capital ship went by male pronouns in ww2
it was?
wraith mauve
If I do a challange for somone can they gift me la resistance that is the last i...
Anyone
bright arrow
I don't see Scharnhorst being a woman
bright arrow
Watch the Uk fumble that
bright arrow
They will pull out all divs
wraith mauve
If I world conquest Russia will somone gift me la resistance
trail beacon
How many hours did the average world war 2 general put in?
trail beacon
Who is paris
He was a Prince of Troy
wraith mauve
I Actully just read that event it’s feels tuff
cyan prairie
I don’t get it
normally the uk fumbles Dday by being moronic and pulling out
safe wing
He was a Prince of Troy
Trojan refugees founded Alba Longa
cyan prairie
hence the reason i was shocked they occupied paris
safe wing
led by Aeneas
cobalt dawn
bright arrow
Thats something i would say
cobalt dawn
seems bad
wraith mauve
Kinda like this one
cobalt dawn
btw has anyone used a flame tank before?
bright arrow
Yes, they op
wraith mauve
btw has anyone used a flame tank before?
Not me